So many hearts… so little time before I lose them by being murdered repeatedly… what should I do with them??

@Kingof_anime69

5 ай бұрын

Hi

@batscove

5 ай бұрын

Make a series of puzzles to troll the others with the reward being some hearts

@Kingof_anime69

5 ай бұрын

I love your vids

@user-yc7wy4vf1i

5 ай бұрын

hello, i think you should try to survive 10000 zombies...

@ishaanpandey4748

5 ай бұрын

Do a PvP match against clownpierce with 20 hearts and have him have like 10 with three rounds. It would be an amazing video like" I battled Minecraft's most deadly assassin" or something like that

Branzy is proof that you don’t need any sweaty pvp tactics or Clownpierce’s skills to make some of the best videos on Lifesteal

@musicwithatharv

5 ай бұрын

Branzy*

@CheeseFriesVanillaIceCream

5 ай бұрын

Fax

@G.O.A.TEDITS1

5 ай бұрын

Yeah

@yellowdicesam

5 ай бұрын

@@musicwithatharv lmao autocorrect did me dirty on that one. I’ve edited it :)

@musicwithatharv

5 ай бұрын

​@@yellowdicesam :)

Branzy truly said “man I keep losing hearts might as well make them lose money”

@d3lta971

5 ай бұрын

yo kirby is spitinn facts

@Lirby_12-.

3 ай бұрын

I like your profile pic

6:57 Branzy👴:well that's too damn bad you keep digging! C4:is this legal?

@youraverageKoolGaemplayer

17 күн бұрын

Yes

@somecoolaccount

10 күн бұрын

Ofc it’s like digging sand at the beach

@somecoolaccount

10 күн бұрын

But ur forced too……BUT WHO CARES

@somecoolaccount

10 күн бұрын

Ok maybe c4 cares like sh*t

@Ash_ok33

4 күн бұрын

Ofc it’s legal!

The “what just happened?” At 8:42 is so sweet!

@Yeetyoach

Ай бұрын

ik

@xdCoolbro-kq6dk

21 күн бұрын

Bah bah baaaah

Its crazy how everyone else on the server goes into these massive wars with crazy backstorys then branzys like: so i made a factory which automates the most valuble resource on the server using machines and *child labor*

@StefVermeer

28 күн бұрын

😂

Branzy is the only lifesteal KZreadr to tackle child labor

@FireBallT073

5 ай бұрын

So far

@user-xs6qw1nh5f

5 ай бұрын

True

@legendaryleeXD

5 ай бұрын

Probably the only one old enough to enforce child labor laws

@florahuang5923

5 ай бұрын

Yeah the factory was practically the promised never land in Minecraft 😂

@slyassassin8012

5 ай бұрын

youre black

Branzy writing

@Dottore_is_hot

20 күн бұрын

WAIT WHEN????

@MrIvySaur321

16 күн бұрын

​@@Dottore_is_hot at 18:34 you can see a

@somecoolaccount

10 күн бұрын

love as in u want to date him

@somecoolaccount

10 күн бұрын

😊it😊true😊..😊😊

3:03 Man discovers engineering, goes absolutely feral

Im gonna be completely honest here, Branzy is the flashiest minecraft youtuber ever. instead of simply creating just a heart farm, he created a whole ass beautiful factory just for the sake of it, and lets be honest, thats one hella flashy way to get hearts.

@SimpliiMxdnight

5 ай бұрын

A bot completely copied your comment

@fishingmann

5 ай бұрын

@@SimpliiMxdnight Are you sure he isnt the bot?

@fishingmann

5 ай бұрын

Oh, he isnt i found the bot's comment

@xxKashi

5 ай бұрын

​@@fishingmann you're damn right. If you rlly thought i was a bot i was abt to lose it- ive been called a bot twice this week-

@giornos_dirty_socks

5 ай бұрын

Lol is this a tengen refrence???

I would absolutely love to see a Mumbo and Branzy collab

@turtlegamer9818

5 ай бұрын

yes

@imMittensKitten

5 ай бұрын

that would be cool

@Rabbitolucas200.

5 ай бұрын

same!

@ZomBoy-tn4dw

5 ай бұрын

yes

@Kittencaboodle16

5 ай бұрын

Huh I want to watch mumbo

Hopefully none of the others find out about this factory Branzy, otherwise you’ll get stolen from agai- Branzy: Invites princezam

@foreveryours717

23 күн бұрын

Lol

Everyone is talking about the great content, and while that's true, it is a staple of this channel. The sick montage, on the other hand, is relatively new and us just mind blowing. I had no idea where the cut was after Branzy closed and reopened the door, since the commentary felt live on one hand but persistet through a transition. Great work, Branzy, best montage I've seen in a while

@AptSaturn

4 ай бұрын

I only noticed the transition because of the weathered copper.

I love how branzy goes from "I TOLD YOU TO DIG" to building techinical tunnel bores and tnt cannons

If anyone cares about the transition at 7:39, the frame it happens is somewhere at 7:41. start at 7:40, use the key, until you find it. it's right after the last frame with the unoxidized copper block.

6:44 "“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”

19:09 “And like the fountain of youth we have our first little underplayed worker!” Ashwag joined the game

@Hahahahahahah.Madeyoulookhahah

2 ай бұрын

Lol

Imagine this in the new update though, where the ingredients could be sorted and auto-crafted with the new crafter and brought straight into the heart bank

@star_shot

5 ай бұрын

very well a possibility with it being so close

@Lime_is_LushOFFICIAL

5 ай бұрын

That would be crazy

@Davis_Diamond

5 ай бұрын

Fax

@Meme_Egg.

5 ай бұрын

you broke the one comment rule

@Soom173

5 ай бұрын

@Ty_pix That’s Not Him

“I’m tired grandpa!” “That’s too damn bad! Keep digging!” Had me on the floor😂

This build is so creative!!! I love this so much!! Whenever people find a way to make something like a factory/farm look cool and unique like launching the ingredients to you or the conveyer belts or heart counter simply for the reason of it looking cool and unique is my favorite

If you look closely you can see that Branzy put a

@mariahuynh5499

3 ай бұрын

Noticed that too! Clownzy

Branzy fr makes lifesteal not boring to watch throughout the seasons!

@RoseyTeadyBear

5 ай бұрын

Absolutely agree @piglee511

17:40 That was the best cut I have ever seen like seriously

there are so many underrated minecraft youtubers like this, the amount of effort put into these videos is just unreal.

Branzy's videos are like catchy song, they're good and you keep watching them but the moment you actually pay close attention to the lyrics..that's a whole new story

@imMittensKitten

5 ай бұрын

XDD

@Zer0se_

5 ай бұрын

Wtf kind of lyrics would be in his videos? you make no sense

@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas

5 ай бұрын

​@@Zer0se_"No factory is complete without a moat of toxic waste", forced work, child labour.

@Zer0se_

5 ай бұрын

@@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas reading too much into it. It's not that deep

@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas

5 ай бұрын

@@Zer0se_ Agreed

Child labour W 🙏🙏🙏🙏

@ZzStyles2741

5 ай бұрын

No way bro said that

@aadainkeroinen8696

5 ай бұрын

I support Branzy no matter what he says

@FNAFsurveillance

5 ай бұрын

Child labor🍷🗿

@F1XN1X

5 ай бұрын

And child abuse

@Titankosovo

5 ай бұрын

What

he sounds so happy when he does a clutch :) 7:35

@angelaames4987

Ай бұрын

7:32

Branzy is incredibly wholesome. Even in an SMP like the Lifesteal SMP with lots of traps and killing, he still manages to keep a very much positive and calm attitude in this masterpiece of a factory and video. Absolutely fantastic!

"This server has been stealing my hearts for years" I love how amazing it is to take these quotes out of topic.

7:00 that meme is from the movie "holes" if anyone wanted to know:)

Branzy: Child labor (was) something that humans (did). My country: we never stopped.

this is some top notch ;P video quality also amazing that you mention all the people you got ideas or "borrowed" builds from xD

Can I have some hearts

@Branzy

5 ай бұрын

Boom, hearted :)

@St4r.Light.

5 ай бұрын

Lol

@_Axel_12_

2 ай бұрын

Ok ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@neoheist420

Ай бұрын

Ok

@calebgamer2000

Ай бұрын

lol

3:11 Don’t you need those for your thousands of hearts

Firstly I wanna say the video and editing was awesome ❤And the attention to detail you have put in your factory.hats off to you man! Great job❤❤Loved it really❤

I love how he shows the blue prints! Also Branzy works so hard to be lazy I love it. Life goals. Also, also. I love Brandy’s new builds, they look awesome!

6:40 THATS TOO DAMN BAD KEEP DIGGIN’

@yossipreger

5 ай бұрын

Also he would have an auto crafter instead of just shooting out the ingredients

Branzy when the autocrafter comes out:

the fact that in the beginning of the vid he said he needed thousands of diamonds and then proceeds to throw diamonds into lava minutes later still makes me laugh, i love you branzy, your humor and entertainment you put in videos seriously makes my day!

This is one of the best Minecraft channels I’ve seen in a while, the way everything is formatted and edited it just a beautiful formula

17:40 holy frik this was the cleanest cut ive ever seen i didnt even realized that the copper blocks oxidized in the first few seconds

I love how Branzy makes it seem that the outcome will be negative only for it to twist. Like how he made his teammate mine sand and the totem chests. I love it ❤

I gotta say, that edit at the simpler to smelter is so good

13:50 HOLY COW I WAS NOT EXPECTING SUCH AN INCREDIBLE TRANSITION

Hey thanks for the Old English at 1:42, very nice touch! Note: the edit was just fixing the timestamp because I somehow got it wrong the first time.

Anyone else noticed on ClownPierce's sign there is a

That copper transition was so smooth I couldn’t even see it in 0.25 speed, keep it up!

the way that ally turned around when you gave it a sword pricless!! i love your vids

5:47 One of the smoothest transitions ive ever seen in minecraft Edit: Got further into the video. Definitely the best transitions ive seen.

I love how branzy can make lifesteal content without any pvp or fighting, but still make such good content.

7:06 best moments fr wild slavery

i love the movie "holes" reference. XD love ya branzy, best youtuber ever !!!

Branzy's transitions are sooo smooth, i gotta admit

@Warden918-xo2ko

5 ай бұрын

You aint never lied

@yeetboie64

5 ай бұрын

17:37 is crazy

branzy just does not care about the stock market he will pump it to its fullest

I love the holes reference! That is such an underrated movie and book!

I love that holes reference! Good job on this masterpeice.

the 'clutch... i did it!' was so wholesome omg 🥺

Even though his videos take a while for him to post, his videos are absolutely fire

@ACupCakeGod

5 ай бұрын

agreed

@nolanmcnellis8553

5 ай бұрын

I kinda think he used creative. He was at level 838 and then said he mined copper. After mining all those stacks his level didn’t change once?

@ghostlyboos6864

5 ай бұрын

@@nolanmcnellis8553 copper doesn’t drop EXP you know.

0:34 Thank you so much for including Em

those are super cool transitions Branzy good job!

13:56 transition was cleaner than soap

the fact that they actually donated those copper is pretty wholesome

I saw the the sign on Clownpierces's Armor of Shame and it has a "

As always, video was amazing, favorite part being Patches making it past the door.

3:17 - who else noticed how brandy threw away diamonds when he needs so many? 😅

@Kichuplayz

5 ай бұрын

Dude are you 2 years old

@SkibidiToilet-or1fx

4 ай бұрын

@@Kichuplayz ???

@PlayerGamez4

Ай бұрын

@@Kichuplayz he meant that he needed diamonds for the hearts to craft

This might be coolest thing I have ever seen. It really is so wonderfully built and it shows your skills immensely. Excellent job, Branzy! That is a lot of commitment to build that.

Amazing transition bro one of the best I've seen

I found this channel two hours ago. Needless to say this has been one of the happiest two hours of my life :)

branzy always sounds like a radio host, even when he is talking to his friend off camera

0:35 nice to see branzy shout outing small channels like cookiegod

i love the modern minecraft youtuber mindset of making a huge farm for any minor inconvenience

“O look trash” proceeds to throw out diamonds😂

Most people: Use tunnel-bores to mine for diamonds *Branzy:* Tosses said diamonds into lava By the way, I'd love to know how you make the schematics that show the amount of materials on your build. (Just to be clear, I don't mean a mod like Litematica, but the ones that pop up on the screen when you're telling us about the builds.)

@ppppssssrrrrr

4 ай бұрын

when he tossed them into lava i legit said "branzy. you need those."

In all honesty the transitions in this video are smoother than Patches' forehead

@AroMangle

5 ай бұрын

Damn 💀

@imMittensKitten

5 ай бұрын

:0 ...um.

@Eclipseo68

5 ай бұрын

change the groomer pfp

@br0k3n_url

5 ай бұрын

change ur pfp from the stinky racist groomer

@Zelq.

5 ай бұрын

Wow

I love the edited mob conversations😭the mobs always roasting him

prolly one of the sickest vids ive seen from lifesteal

#10 on trending?!? Congrats branzy, definitely well deserved!

6:30 lol poor 4C. child labor was not the only form of labor to be exploited.

Ur the first person on KZread I’ve ever seen to know and us darks genius designs, it has hurt my soul seeing sb737 building a that thing by cubic. I love to see that, u earned a like and sub.

17:45 the copper changed that means he was BUSY

Keep it up branzy you always find a way to please us

I luv how branzy spent so much time finding a design for the deep slate miner and he only used it for like 10 minutes cuz of how efficient it was

6:47 “I shall not steal from Branzy, he is weak and poor and kind” 😂😂😂

3:51 for some reason i found your ad very funny and watched it over like ten times lol

Its rare to be good at building and then also be good at redstone, Im decent my self but you are outstanding Branzy being a redstone master and master builder. Id love if you made tutorials or schematics of your builds. I love the item launcher and the whole build its self. Please make a tutorial on the whole build in different videos and make a series of this build. :0 :0 :)

Man the transitions are fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Not just the transition the factory too

I watched this wall, I was sick, and it brightened my day, Branzy

6:54 was my favrout thing i force minecraff vilage do to

I love that this guy made a heart factory and cares so much about the exterior.

6:56 that is the best sentence i have ever heard branzy say

Straight off the bat "you're lucky it's not a glue factory" got me dead 🤣🤣🤣

18:35 The number of times Clown killed branzy is a ❤ 💀💀💀

I would like to see Branzy's statistics on wandering traders killed + their llamas. That would make a banger video!

@SirShmoopyYT

5 ай бұрын

Wow so many likes

It's crazy how much effort went into this!!!

This was sooo funny that it made my day 😂 😂 😂 😂 branzy definitely knows the art of humor 😅

5:52 that transition was insane love it bro

5:40 the llama is on the mushroom there just vibing

@Bubbles_theduck

5 ай бұрын

Ikr-

LOVED the holes and sand reference hahahaha

Love your work man keep it up🔥🔥🔥

THE FACT THAT CLOWN IS A HEART

@br0k3n_url

5 ай бұрын

AW WAIT I DIDNT SEE THAT. THATS SO CUTE