my bad about the slime farm

@PlaugerYT

11 күн бұрын

XD

@3rdport892

11 күн бұрын

🫡

@alternativewanderer

11 күн бұрын

next time ensure the test target has no connections to the master of non-consentual voluntary work

@MiloMcQueen

11 күн бұрын

Of course it was you

@jctrades6561

11 күн бұрын

Wemmbu Maybe next time don't target an orbital strike cannon at Branzy's innocent slime farm.

At this point chickens have more kills than Clownpierce.

@pikastonehouse2772

11 күн бұрын

Yeah

@Ash_ok33

11 күн бұрын

Fr

@Voltronjori

11 күн бұрын

You sure about that? I mean, clownpierce has killed millions- *chickens kill clown* ok nvm

@kankanquentin

10 күн бұрын

Branzy might have more kills thanks to the carnival😂

@Ufsve

10 күн бұрын

Fr

The fact where branzy is the least deadliest player and some how has the most heart is just pure irony

@JavieyauYT

10 күн бұрын

He just crafts them

Oh my gosh, it got deadlier. Also, Midmysticx's line about "I feel like I just sold my soul to the devil."😆 It's funny how one of the "least deadliest players" on the server literally has people indebted to him.

@s0livagant_

6 күн бұрын

hes deadly in a smart way

I love how the chicken machine returns. This is my favorite murder machine.

@TagZillaGT

11 күн бұрын

Yeah

@turtlechanel8345

11 күн бұрын

Turtle 🐢

@StefansAizupietis-gb7xs

11 күн бұрын

YYYYAAHH

@SharkStudios6

11 күн бұрын

CHIKEN

@user-ct2ow5zv9u

11 күн бұрын

@Th3Overthink3r • 2h ago B - R - U - H - !

At this point, Branzy can make anything deadly

@nncorp07

11 күн бұрын

Fr

@theywhoshallnotbenamed.

11 күн бұрын

REAL his imagination is too strong

@Light89102

11 күн бұрын

sooooo true

@stijn9v

11 күн бұрын

Fr fr

@pixelated_crafters

11 күн бұрын

his ability to make random things deadly is insane

I love how defeated 4C and Midmystic sounded when Branzy just told them to get to work 😂

I swear, if Branzy doesn't release a map with the whole carnival, im gonna destroy everything

Branzy literally has infinite hearts. Any other person on the server, Lifesteal would end the season due to exploitation. However, its Branzy, so he doesnt use it for evil

@theendersmirk5851

11 күн бұрын

I'd argue Branzy *is* using it for evil, he just isn't using it for violence.

@user-kt9rs4ce1v

11 күн бұрын

@@theendersmirk5851 and slavery

@technahblade

11 күн бұрын

​@@user-kt9rs4ce1v we dont use that word

@poonalex8008

11 күн бұрын

@@technahblade we say “mildly incentivized labor”

@technahblade

11 күн бұрын

@@poonalex8008 wdym mildly he gave them 7 hearts each

The entire server: racing all achievements for 30 max hearts cap Branzy:

@ongbht

10 күн бұрын

20*

@SarpKasin

10 күн бұрын

No it is 30 their was 1100 achievements added to Lifesteal whoever gets the most gets 30 and second gets 25 but Zam won got 30 hearts and then got banned like 2 hours later by minutr

The "of course it was rekrap" KILLED ME 💀

At this point i am convinced that the more that people call you harmless the more diabolical the next attraction is

I love that fact that branzy is the "least deadly player on the dealiest server" yet he always manages to get people to do the work for him. Oh and the moment where Patches was just accending while Branzy was looking for him was very funny. I love this project and your content!

@jbear5155

11 күн бұрын

It is because he finds other ways to gain power most particularly money/crafting harts

@PotatoScience3k

11 күн бұрын

Is squiddo not on anymore?

@GreenGuy107

10 күн бұрын

@@PotatoScience3k alright fair

@Just_a_random_username

10 күн бұрын

Or jepex and spepticle

I just love how the server admin trusts branzy knowing he has murdered lots of players multiple times with his death machines😂

All the other life steal members: uprisings, rebellions, overthrowing This guy: some silly shenanigans

I like to think that Patchs is a symbiote where the patch controls any villiger it gets placed on, as Patchs asked Branzy to hold his patch before getting his ankles snapped like a white woman making spaghetti.

@bornasotoudeh4044

11 күн бұрын

I was thinking it’s his soul. His being is stored in the eyepatch, and anyone who puts it on becomes him.

@ked49

10 күн бұрын

Same here.

@croc7642

10 күн бұрын

@@bornasotoudeh4044 exactly!

KFC would hire this guy

@TagZillaGT

11 күн бұрын

Fr

@Awesome_Aadi_1610

11 күн бұрын

The ultimate fried murder bucket

@nathanieltubosan3070

11 күн бұрын

I love your videos branzy keep up the good work

@PovelTheRealOne

11 күн бұрын

Nah this dude is KFC

@360Peanuts

11 күн бұрын

True

Branzy: An entire flock of murder hens decide who lives who dies The entire cast of Hamilton: who tells your story

ah yes lifesteal the server where people avoid all traps but willing walk into a death machine

@AGoldenCarrot

11 күн бұрын

True

@AGoldenCarrot

11 күн бұрын

I mean they are told it kills them and still just walk up and go on ut

@Just_a_random_username

10 күн бұрын

They all canonically have a crippling gambling addiction lol

This is SO AMAZING to see something I've created get such great attention! I really loved seeing everyone have so much fun trying it out, and your chicken addition is incredibly hilarious! Awesome job! :D Would you be cool with sharing a link to my video for it as well? I've noticed a few people asking for world downloads, which my video does have a link for too. Either way, I really appreciate being a part of this!

THE KENTUCKY FRIEND KILLERR.

Branzy is like... the most powerful person on this SMP at this point. He's got what, 2 people under a soul binding contract, more than 30 hearts, and 3 killer machines.

@Staywild_123

6 күн бұрын

Who are the people under a soul binding contract?

@Spindlemoon

5 күн бұрын

@@Staywild_123 4CIVT and Mid

this was my favourite one by far especially because it’s an awesome call back W BranzyCraft W Carnival

@TDM18566

10 күн бұрын

I agree

5:56 4C: Doing something very weird Branzy and Mid: ok…

The power over life and death on the tip of a chicken's beak is glorious

PATCHESSSSSS NOOOOOOO😢. Tip to self he died more than 5 times for the past few videos

For a server genre that usually ends up being a toxic clickbait drama farm, it's nice to see one where everyone involved is genuinely having a great time. Great job.

Branzy is singlehandedly carrying the entire lifesteal smp

i love how branzy just kills patches out of the grave and makes him still help him

Branzy building more DEADLY machines is both funny and expected

@ItsMaithamiro7

11 күн бұрын

Branzy please i desperately want a tutorial on your builds 🙏

I adore how the server administrator still has faith in Branzo despite the fact that he has repeatedly killed many gamers with his death machines.

@kankanquentin

10 күн бұрын

It’s a build that ppl have fun on, plus Branzy is like the kindest guy on the server, he gave Pangi the egg, makes insane builds that we never knew could make

He had to but “again” this is how we know Branzy is amazing

@Elitedoug

11 күн бұрын

GD

Branzy's transitions to the subscribe part are always the best lol

If I had a nickel for every time Brandy made a murder machine with chickens...

@MrIvySaur321

11 күн бұрын

5 nickels.. not too many but more than expected

@alexanderheidel1100

6 күн бұрын

@@MrIvySaur321 5!!!

A petition to get Branzy to Hermitcraft:

@AGoldenCarrot

11 күн бұрын

Yes he would be perfect he had got the good aditude for it and he knows how to build good even when he is playing Minecraft's Deadliest server 😄

@zennytd.

11 күн бұрын

YES THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

@ked49

10 күн бұрын

Him and the chicken man need to team up. To cause chaos.

@AGoldenCarrot

10 күн бұрын

@ked49 I think you mean poultry man =)

@RaidFiftyOne

5 күн бұрын

Yes he seems like he would fit it perfectly.

Reddons giving clucker his meat is the funniest part

KFC chickens get REVENGE, what happens next is SHOCKING!

@Alvionalx

11 күн бұрын

Dar man 💀

@itsTalkie

11 күн бұрын

​@Alvionalx heyyyyyy dharman fan :3

Sandiction is so gonna get stitches if he snitches XD

This guy went from making the internet to a deadly chicken farm that can kill anything… that is everything other than cats and iron golems… for some reason they don’t take any fall damage.

so glad gort is getting recognised, he's awesome and in the hitchhikers smp, that launcher is known to kill people

@GortMinecraft

11 күн бұрын

Thanks Luna!

Branzy is the only person keeping Lifesteal alive.

@ked49

10 күн бұрын

Yet he has killed all the members like seven times

Branzy is the only one on whom's channel I would have expected to see this.

I love how they went from being forced to doing labor to just hanging out and having fun really quick.

Cool, anyways here’s a cookie recipe - 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened - 1 cup granulated sugar - 1 cup packed brown sugar - 2 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 3 cups all-purpose flour - 1 teaspoon baking soda - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 2 cups chocolate chips Instructions: 1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). 2. In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until light and fluffy. 3. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract. 4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add this dry mixture to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. 5. Stir in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough. 6. Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto ungreased baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart. 7. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown. The centers may still appear slightly undercooked, but they will firm up as they cool. 8. Transfer onto a drying rack. 9. Wait until room temperature to eat to prevent burning your mouth or hands, and enjoy!

Brandy you should name your carnival. Carn-evil

Back again with killing people tirelessly with player hungry chickens

i love how branzy went full 'smart deadly' this season

The sheer power emanating from the build alone would be enough to crush empires.

this is the best series on the channel dude

Branzy seriously you are like a Mad Scientist. And I am all about it. Such a cool build. Loved the video.

Everything branzy touches becomes DEADLY

I am loving this series, weekly Branzy is just what I needed to spice my day up. I also love the humour. :)

Branzy is the best lifestealer +how is minutetech is on 11 hearts💀(I guess mapicc and zam farmed him)

The chicken finally AVENGED the players.

This is great Branzy!! Well done for all the good work!!

"this is a chicken powered murder machine" man not again "well actually this is the v2 version" YOOOOOO

BRANZYYYYY CONTENT OMG How does he make everything deadly??? HIS IMAGINATION IS TOO STRONG

Good job you made me have nightmares about chickens

Branzy, there is one thing you have failed to see: slow falling. They can hide their slow falling potion and milk bucket in their inventory and get rid of any proof that they used cheats!

branzy went from selling his soul to the devil to buying peoples souls as the devil

I have your first recommendation. Our content is similar.😍

@slayersam2982

11 күн бұрын

…

@tahminayeasmin3348

10 күн бұрын

Nah i dont think so

@amysu2406

10 күн бұрын

What

@oVo_KingCole

9 күн бұрын

You sure?

@josephdesilva9569

7 күн бұрын

Is if stupid man

THE KENTUCKY FRIEND KILLERR

Wealth,fame,power. Bran D. Zy had achieved everything this world has to offer. His dying words would lead countless players to his mushroom island. “Want my hearts, you can have them. You just have to survive my deadly carnival games” The world has truly entered LifeSteal SMP Season 5!

Branzy is the only person who'd give out so many hearts just to be lazy and still somehow be wholesome

Damm Branzy how many of these do you need??? 🤔🤔🤔

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 29:07

@susana311071

11 күн бұрын

Oh my god, thank you i finally know it now

@matthewbell539

11 күн бұрын

damn thanks

@uiinpui

11 күн бұрын

true

@coolboy4625

11 күн бұрын

An absolutely useless fucking comment

@Beegirl12345

11 күн бұрын

@@coolboy4625it’s not useless

First it was DantDM and Dr. Trayarus, and now it's Branzy and Patches. Time sure goes by fast

Loving this multi part series, it’s fun to see all the pieces of the carnival come together!

Scary chicken of my nightmares

Chicken chain👇

@quibl4952

11 күн бұрын

🐓

@the_jellish

11 күн бұрын

Chicken

@nekolatheneko

11 күн бұрын

Chicken 🐔

@indosia444

11 күн бұрын

chicken

@Beegirl12345

11 күн бұрын

Chicken 🐔

"it looks so cool, wait untill there is a giant chicken on top of it" 🤣

The only thing deadly is Branzy’s dedication to make wholesome Lifesteal videos and end the wars ❤

Only people who saw the original chicken murder machine video can like this comment.

Anyway, here is a lobster recipe! Prepare the Lobsters: Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Grasp each lobster firmly and plunge headfirst into the boiling water. Cook for 8-10 minutes until shells turn bright red. Remove lobsters from water and let them cool slightly. Once cool enough to handle, crack the shells and remove the meat. Cut the lobster meat into bite-sized pieces and set aside. Prepare the Truffle Infusion: In a small bowl, whisk together the black truffle oil, truffle butter, chives, parsley, white truffle salt, and lemon zest until well combined. Set aside. Prepare the Lobster Butter Sauce: In a saucepan over medium heat, add the white wine and shallots. Cook until the wine has reduced by half. Stir in the heavy cream and lobster stock, and bring to a simmer. Reduce the heat to low and whisk in the chilled butter cubes, a few at a time, until the sauce is smooth and velvety. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Keep warm. Assembly: In a large skillet, heat the clarified butter over medium heat. Add the minced garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add the lobster meat to the skillet and sauté for 2-3 minutes until heated through. Drizzle with fresh lemon juice and season with salt and pepper. Final Touches: Arrange the sautéed lobster pieces on a serving platter. Generously drizzle the truffle infusion over the lobster. Pour the warm lobster butter sauce over the lobster pieces, ensuring each piece is coated in the luxurious sauce. Garnish with chopped chives and, if desired, sprinkle with edible gold flakes for a truly extravagant presentation. Serve immediately, accompanied by your choice of sides such as roasted asparagus, garlic mashed potatoes, or a delicate arugula salad. Enjoy your decadent Lobster Extravaganza, a true culinary masterpiece that will leave your guests in awe!

@Aviation129

11 күн бұрын

Thanks for this, I love lobster 🦞

@vladivascanu108

11 күн бұрын

@@Aviation129 It shows you reply was posted before the comment how

@Aviation129

11 күн бұрын

No clue 🤣😂💀

Bro branzys gotta be the most underrated youtuber bro puts all of his time to do stuff and doesent have a million subs thats a crime

branzy just wanted to say i was bored on a saturday afternoon and seeing your vid made me very excited and happy great vid keep it up

Under a hour team 👇

No views in 1 millisecond? Fell off

@TheOriginalEdits.

11 күн бұрын

LOL

This video made my day thank you brandy your my favorite Minecraft KZread this video has made my day better bc I'm sick.

YESSSSSS that one two years ago is still one of my top 3 favorite Branzy videos and now there’s a V2!!!

3:34 "Someone... Stole... My slime!?" (nailed it)

I love that Branzy farms hearts from his friends, enemies, and his enemies who pretends to be his friends

The original version was actually my first video that I saw of yours! 😊 you haven’t changed since! I love Your videos Branzy! ❤

If I had a nickel for every time Branzy made a video about murderous chickens, I swear I'd have four nickels....

Branzy is probably the most creative out of everyone in lifesteal.He doesnt do sweaty videos like "How i became the knig of this server" or something like that,he comes up with new concepts other than just killing others directly and calling it a video.

For such a great video Branzy, you've earned my subscription.

one day, the chickens will create a branzy-powered machine.

Funniest moment in season 5😂 Redoons “ yeah I gave him my meat can you say the same” Jumper “ I can not actually”

The sequel we never knew we needed.

The perfect one-liner: Player Launch High, Land Right or Die

OMG It's always a shock and surprise when you see Sandiction!! I miss you dude. And I always love seeing Parker. Love this video so much! 3 of my favs together over something crazy lol.

i love how whilst you're doing this wembu is crating orbital cannons to destroy the entire server

i have been waiting for this vid thx branzy love ure content :)

oh wow thanks for uploading just as I'm bingeing your videos! :P

I love this series so much

The murder hens is Branzy’s pinnacle of his career

I think that brandy makes the most interesting Minecraft cont creator because of his originality

I LOVE your transitions dude!!!

The video that got me into watching branzy has returned but even better and stronger

It's predictable and hilarious that Branzy is constructing more DEADLY devices.