Come on, did you think I could have it end any other way? ;)

@cocogula7149

Жыл бұрын

First

@TheHimikoToga

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely not 😭

@o7-pika500

Жыл бұрын

lol

@Yolki

Жыл бұрын

4

@cocogula7149

Жыл бұрын

@@singhtv1911 ok I won’t read your name

I never realised real life laws would be so annoying in Minecraft

@rezmoon

Жыл бұрын

dam i never thought that minecraft was very unrealistic

@def_not_joey

Жыл бұрын

Same

@BeepirBypr

Жыл бұрын

real life laws are annoying in real life

@D6S0

Жыл бұрын

true

@gold3n365

Жыл бұрын

same

Branzy went from being an ex convict to a typical movie villain

@earth2ravenn

Жыл бұрын

Then into a vigilante

@Zenitricious

Жыл бұрын

In the search of freeing his town from any crime he had to becone crime itself

@cheetahfire8555

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@25goldencarrots49

Жыл бұрын

I'm better than you

@williamgoodman1042

Жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

Branzy: “I followed all the laws, I didn’t brake any rules!” Also Branzy: arrests entire town while not a police officer, owns weapons while on parole, and breaks tons of zoning laws about farming and animal management

@paigehild

7 ай бұрын

It was a citizen’s arrest

@moviesmemesandmore

4 ай бұрын

Don't forget his casual murdering of zombies and blazes

@Lolz_Lolz222

4 ай бұрын

@@moviesmemesandmore self defense, they were about to attack him, he had no choice

@that0n8guyyt

4 ай бұрын

Don’t forgot he drove a boat without a boating license

@Palashpro22

Ай бұрын

Don't forget he committed whitch craft

If you take the villagers crops, but sell them back to the villagers, they are just paying you for your labor. Which is actually helping them out a lot because of how long it takes for them to farm, versus how quick the player can.

@Nin100do

5 ай бұрын

That's How You Farm Money

@Longest_comment501

5 ай бұрын

So original

@depwep756

4 ай бұрын

@@Longest_comment501 every object in the universe with mass attracts every other object in the universe that has mass. This force is proportional to the product of the two masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between their centers

@Longest_comment501

4 ай бұрын

@@depwep756 In the vast expanse of space, the concept of mass attraction, governed by the fundamental force of gravity, plays a pivotal role in shaping the dynamics of celestial bodies. Gravity, described by Sir Isaac Newton's law of universal gravitation, asserts that every mass in the universe attracts every other mass. This force is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between their centers. At the heart of this gravitational dance are celestial bodies, such as planets, stars, and galaxies, which are bound together by the invisible threads of gravity. Planets orbit stars, moons orbit planets, and galaxies coalesce into colossal structures-all guided by the gravitational forces at play. The strength of these gravitational interactions is directly tied to the masses involved, with larger masses exerting a more substantial pull. Consider the solar system, where the Sun, a colossal ball of hot plasma, dominates with its immense mass. Planets, like Earth, orbit the Sun due to the gravitational pull it exerts. This gravitational force not only keeps planets in their orbits but also influences their motions and interactions. The moon, Earth's natural satellite, is similarly held in orbit by Earth's gravitational embrace. Zooming out to a galactic scale, galaxies themselves are conglomerates of stars, gas, dust, and dark matter, all bound together by gravity. The gravitational forces within galaxies maintain the cohesion of these stellar communities, preventing stars from drifting away into the cosmic void. Moreover, the influence of gravity extends to cosmic phenomena such as black holes. These enigmatic entities possess such immense mass that their gravitational pull is strong enough to trap even light. The interplay between mass and gravity in the formation and behavior of black holes is a testament to the profound impact of mass attraction in the cosmos. In essence, mass attraction in space serves as the cosmic architect, sculpting the grand tapestry of the universe. It governs the orbits of planets, the clustering of galaxies, and the intricate ballet of celestial bodies. As we delve deeper into the mysteries of the cosmos, our understanding of mass attraction continues to unveil the profound connections that bind the universe together, one gravitational interaction at a time.

@TulioV

3 ай бұрын

Matpat moment

“Lawful is just Awful with a big fat L” Imma be using this in every DnD session 😂

@TreeBranchStudios

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING

@mcnightmare1431

Жыл бұрын

Lol thinking the same

@25goldencarrots49

Жыл бұрын

Lol same

@iateyourdog89751

Жыл бұрын

Well I was thinking different

@-_poly_-457

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Branzy: I’m not legally allowed to own a weapon Also Branzy: *flashes sword at parole officer on day 11*

@casualplayer581

Жыл бұрын

Technically is not a weapon is used for chopping tree's althought I may be wrong...

@xanderzimberg1298

Жыл бұрын

@@casualplayer581 a axe is used for cutting treex

@xanderzimberg1298

Жыл бұрын

Trees

@Mr_._Violet

Жыл бұрын

And in this case, possibly lungs

@FringeWizard2

Жыл бұрын

I walk around with swords and explosives and guns and knives the police don't give a shit. Hmmm I hear some sirens right now probably someone shot someone else again tonight, maybe I'll see the pools of blood again tomorrow.

Finally! Order is realized... life in Minecraft really does deserve more mercy and humane treatment that what is contemporarily issued!

i can just imagine this guy having grandkids and telling them "lets go hunting👴" (papa do u even have a licenses?) "yes i got it for a minecraft video 👴"

The ending is amazing

@CarThanos

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmiccc4464 True

@TimeFormotivation252

Жыл бұрын

You are the best one

@Ash1nerTV

Жыл бұрын

@@CarThanos Excuse me?

@deepanshujain9633

Жыл бұрын

Truly

@pheonix3707

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing XD

Branzy was able to solve how much one emerald was worth in a few seconds and matpat needed a full episode

The fact he actually had go buy permits just for a video, respect.

Branzy: The value of a Minecraft emerald into real life is $76,657.05. Matpat: Are you sure about that?

@Voidling242

Жыл бұрын

Matpat doesn't know the real life value of the stuff he used to compare. Edit: Why does making fun of Matpat get me more attention than literally anything else?

@chrisdawson1776

Жыл бұрын

@@Voidling242🤓

@King_Butters

Жыл бұрын

@@Voidling242 🤓

@lightninglynxgaming989

Жыл бұрын

​@@Voidling242🤓

@Noob_Anderson

Жыл бұрын

@@Voidling242 🤓

Branzy: calls someone and asks them if he needs a hunting license permit for hunting wild sheep in minecraft

@ryanirizarry7628

Жыл бұрын

You didn't know he has oil

@T1DWarrior

Жыл бұрын

Dude why is the oil talking?

@SapphireSorceress

11 ай бұрын

I love how disappointed she sounded when she said "Is that a serious question?"

@duck9562

4 ай бұрын

@@SapphireSorceress atleast she was nice 😭

@SapphireSorceress

4 ай бұрын

@@duck9562 Why do I feel like she asked Branzy to say that?

14:14 “I was born in darkness, you merely adapted to it”

13:51 PUBLIC INDECENCY!!! Cow has now been sentenced to 6 months in Cow Jail

The fact branzy called the actual hunting services for video reasons makes it even better

@-whyquestion

Жыл бұрын

Ratio + k-pop better🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🤓🤓🤓

@Ieatfishalot

Жыл бұрын

@@-whyquestion Ratio + no one asked

@RealLiemify

Жыл бұрын

V XYPEN

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Hey!! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him!! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

And here I was waiting for you to bring up the zoning laws which prohibit you to live in your shed, prevent you from growing crops, determine setbacks (aka can't build right up to the border of the chunk), limit the number and type of animals you have, and much much more.

@ZizzleTheKakapo

Жыл бұрын

as the son of a city planner, I was about to bring that up xD

at 1:20, piloting a boat without a degree/licence, and/or even making the boat without the proper law abiding specifications or permit for making your own boat

"eat zombie meat" THAT'S MURDER AND CANNIBALISM!!!

@MaxTracy-lb8lc

25 күн бұрын

It wouldn't be murder if the zombie attacked first

Branzy: That looks far enough! 1 block in Minecraft: 1 meter 1 mile: ~1609.3 meters 3 miles: ~4828 meters …meaning that the coast is >300 chunks away, which is wayyyyyyyyy out of render distance. “Far” enough indeed.

@mehmetalikurnaz5357

Жыл бұрын

from the other coast…

@cultofhampter

Жыл бұрын

🤓

@nimphilia

Жыл бұрын

@@cultofhampter goofy ahh face

@grump_1234

Жыл бұрын

🥸

@penguino0062

Жыл бұрын

r/theydidthemath

2:24 That was perfectly legal. It was 100%, undeniably, self defence. The Raid was also Ok as you were defending a town from terrorists. You merely requisistioned the resources needed to save them.

@joecox8561

Жыл бұрын

Sir I killed those living beings in self-defense.

@zt7621

Жыл бұрын

why didn't you buy permit of wood/housing in emeralds instead buying with real dollars lol

@OR56

Жыл бұрын

@@zt7621 he didn't have emeralds at the start

@BrainL101

Жыл бұрын

so are you like a law researcher or what?

@zt7621

Жыл бұрын

@@OR56 He could get some by being "employed" , or "forage" for foods

sun: *im sorry little one* gary: dies

Definitely earned a sub with this one Was super entertaining the whole way, and I look forward to more of your content

He's gonna have a hell of a time explaining his search history.

@saveplanetearth9253

Жыл бұрын

FBI open up let’s see your search history

@saveplanetearth9253

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmiccc4464 this is why you not loved (joke)

@stevenli3342

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmiccc4464 You're the type of guy that plays with his food cuz he has no other friends to play with (not joke)

@fnafkiller6050

Жыл бұрын

@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495 shut up mistake

@kevinfranklin9562

Жыл бұрын

@@saveplanetearth9253 nah he isnt loved

This Minecraft Player is ILLEGAL, and here's why...

@happyheartstv1431

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Masqueradegacha

Жыл бұрын

Hi vitalisy!! You are very cool

@frederickventuri2972

Жыл бұрын

Sight no way😂😂😂😂

@calumthomson

Жыл бұрын

He’s dumb

@calumthomson

Жыл бұрын

Jk

"i made watch tower to look at my prisoners" "I still get prison vibes for some resson" :| bro......

4:43 That Cop Is Nice

“He was like, a very distance 5th cousin, twice removed, on the side of the family that I never speak to anymore for moral reasons” This is way too real

@-whyquestion

Жыл бұрын

RATIO + K-POP BETTER🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🤓🤓🤓

@redpandaclips.

Жыл бұрын

@@-whyquestion that makes no sense bot

@gregheffley5745

Жыл бұрын

Are you talking about Technoblade?

@ZombieSazza

Жыл бұрын

Bro what in the actual fck are these bots

@redpandaclips.

Жыл бұрын

@@ZombieSazza yeah man

I love that Branzy includes the times he messed up, that honestly just makes it way funnier and more real, too xD

@-whyquestion

Жыл бұрын

RATIO + K-POP BETTER🤓🤓🤓🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Hey!! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him!! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

@officialgremlin

Жыл бұрын

@@Call_Upon_YAH Yeah, I don't believe in God. That doesn't mean I'm constantly advertising how you shouldn't do so and why around KZread. Jesus Christ, these clones are getting annoying fast.

@thereza3

Жыл бұрын

@@officialgremlin fr

This man used iron to repair a villager-spawned iron golem. If that’s not the sign of a good person, I don’t know what is.

i love how this man really buys a permit to chop down trees (that he'll probs never even use) to progress in a block game to make a 20 min video dedication, MUCH!

"How could they have done this? I put my faith, my trust, my CARROTS, into these little creatures." -Branzy 2022

@ked49

Жыл бұрын

That is the focus point not the my naughty box

@Shickelgruber

Жыл бұрын

Itz i had put*

@tarlianewcomb2748

Жыл бұрын

Ahyo

@Yooo488

Жыл бұрын

NAH

@Yooo488

Жыл бұрын

Bdnsskei

You legit got a permit to punch down trees. Mad respect my guy

I love the way you casually put on pixelated sunglasses like some badass escaped villain lol

The fact the allay said nice melons 💀

I like how Branzy managed to Palpatine his way into becoming a prison warden. This is how you really take power: with a justified excuse at every step

@-whyquestion

Жыл бұрын

Ratio + k-pop better🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🤓🤓🤓

@cobracat

Жыл бұрын

I just realized he ment prison warden and not minecraft 1.19 warden because of this comment....

Branzy: Go, Wanda, go! Fight for my honor Wanda Allay: Wahoo! Had me laughing

1:58 no, saving them would be Animal Justice, because Pillagers wouldn't be allowed to lock them and trap them

@ashlight6107

5 ай бұрын

Plus we can't keep Allays traped there!

1:43 The fact the Allay escaped from the Pillagers alone shows it's very brave.

13:08 animals don't have to follow laws or else all my cats would be in prison for assault

“Who are you? The city inspector?- GARY GET OUT OF THE MOAT” This one got me

The fact that the villagers said no to every job and you still did the jobs 😂😭

No one: Average Minecraft player: I got 141,754,769 years in prison.

At 16:50 the mountain looks like a wolf howling!

@IAmOnTablet

10 ай бұрын

no it looks like the statue of liberty

@Nature_Fairy3

4 ай бұрын

omg it does!

13:37 The villager and the cow be sus

@AnonymousGirl223

7 ай бұрын

Yeah

Hardcore mode too, this is next level

The sheer effort absolute respect

This has got to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen! I was laughing at the accuracy of most of it! Did you really spend $50 on a land permit!? 😂

@The_slippery_slider

Жыл бұрын

ya funny

@bobmaster6244

Жыл бұрын

knowing him. yes. yes he did

@jasperthefriendlyghost01

Жыл бұрын

@@bobmaster6244 yes

@bobmaster6244

Жыл бұрын

@@jasperthefriendlyghost01 hello there

@idot1769

Жыл бұрын

$50.50

When Branzy said "Indecent exposure" a pop-up ad popped up on my screen which perfectly covered Branzy's "Indecent exposure" skin XD Also, when the Allay threw the carrot on the ground, technically that's not littering because it will decompose and make new, fertile soil. If it was something like a saddle or bell, that would be littering because that's damaging the earth. So the Allay was just helping the soil so all of the crops in the village can grow better.

@godzillakingofthemonsters6367

24 күн бұрын

Also it's animal, so it can't really commit crimes.

i love how branzy gave the allays totems so they dont die

“I was udderly confused”

"I couldn't legally possess any weapons." *Meanwhile, carrying literal tons of condensed explosives.*

@omegaoverl0ad

Жыл бұрын

Shhhhhhh, you saw nothing…

"your guilty of theft, kidnapping and indecent exposure" Me who always puts back the stuff in villager chests when I'm a bit more op, has never kidnapped a villager and always wears trousers: *are you sure about that?*

@ReatExists

Жыл бұрын

you did still steal, even if you gave it back.

@strangecolouredbird

Жыл бұрын

@@ReatExists uuuuuuuhhh TELL NO ONE

@JasperTheTempoTheif

Жыл бұрын

@@strangecolouredbird no one has been told.

2:02 but freeing inoccent people is allowed

I'm gonna start calling them Alalalah's now😊 1:43 Edit: Gary is my favorite character

“Do I need a hunting license to hunt sheep in Minecraft” “Is that a serious question?” “…….maybe..” I’m dying😂😂

@godversesans5152

Жыл бұрын

I mean did caveman have a hunting license is the real question

@merryavant

11 ай бұрын

@@godversesans5152 Nope

this is a beautiful video

@inatana

Жыл бұрын

2nd

@happyjames0114

Жыл бұрын

You mean weird?

"Oh he game me a book!" "It's a restraining order.." Had me crackling up. Anyone else got reminded of L'Manburg when he light it up?

4828 blocks from the coast is 3 miles, because 1 block is a meter. YOU BROKE THE LAW!

Branzy: If I could prove that I never broke the law, will you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? Officer: sure Branzy: blows up the town hall

“Lawful is just awful with a big fat L” Branzy - 2022

5:04 The villager:ima break and entering in here parole officer:that is normal -Anonymous

11:50 This killed me 😭✋

You’ve evaded taxes for 100 days.

@Palashpro22

Ай бұрын

U got a point however he was never told he had to pay taxes but he also payed property taxes.

That was the most craziest plot-twist story telling ever in my whole entire life.

4:21 is the funniest part ever

It actually being tails has gotta be the funniest thing ever

*"GARY GET OUT OF THE MOAT"* The fact the villagers were in love with the moat is hilarious

0:46 my guy actually did it

My guy speed runned 2023

Police still needs a warrant to go inside homes to make sure nothing illegal is going on.

1:16 I actually did the math for this. 1 block is meant to be 3 feet in real life, so if I divide 3 miles by 3 feet, than I can determine that you would need to be 5280 blocks away from the coast to take from that shipwreck.

Branzy: I Must Follow Rules! MadTiger: *Breakes Into The “Shed” Uninvited.

@ancestry8301

Жыл бұрын

Amen

Love how the village turned from a village to a prison lol

"But being on probation means not being allowed to hold weapons" continues to make 2 swords to give to his alalla's to do the dirty work.

It's hilarious to really call the wild life department xd

@rezmoon

Жыл бұрын

lol

@Koilith

Жыл бұрын

Among us

@Huf-rc1ws

Жыл бұрын

He still committed crimes

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Hey!! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him!! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

So to break the cage, here's a solution: Use a creeper, because it isn't you...and it isn't a dead being or object...it's alive meaning the creeper did it.

@gioprox5207

Жыл бұрын

Actually, you would be taking advantage of a being who's intelligence is far below yours, tricking it into doing a little something called terrorism, leading to its immediate death. That may be illegal

@projecttranslate3056

Жыл бұрын

@@gioprox5207 Yeah, true... *but I'm a fucking criminal*

@monkington9615

Жыл бұрын

project doofus, the other person is right you gosh darn fucker

@bashamien2106

Жыл бұрын

if creepers existed irl then after some investigation from the police they could potentially find out it was u

@projecttranslate3056

Жыл бұрын

@@monkington9615 Ah yes, crime.

The lady on the phone at the beginning was kinda scary NGL 😂

HEY! WEAKNESS POTIONS SOUND LIKE DRUGS!

17:51 mad tiger : "he's dashingly handsome" me : who? that pleb officer

15:32 AYO SUS

@Gasba123

Жыл бұрын

maybe the "naughty box" is illegal stuff no not d**gs or illegal fire arms maybe armor or something

@Boltthe410

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 😳

@Landerrock

5 ай бұрын

I wish the internet was actually funny.

I literally have watched this 5 times and I wasn’t bored when watching at all XD

"I actually had one of these in high school" 🤣 This is the relatable content I crave.

14:03 MEGAMIND BEGINS AGAIN

9:50 Some kind of... MONSTER!

4:19 That alay was like no I don't want the sword you take it.

“Stay away from me!” “I have cake!” “sToP saYiNG tHat!!!” The subtitles are hilarious😂

14:25 Pillagers are a "stranger danger".

The fact he survived 100 days in hardcore with no armor following laws is crazy

@heronhossain866

Жыл бұрын

He did wear armor at some point

@mcchickenn

Жыл бұрын

@@heronhossain866 ik

@stephenbohm

Жыл бұрын

Look at day 95 in the end review thing

@mcchickenn

Жыл бұрын

@@stephenbohm bruh I said ik I watched the entire video

Self-defence is actually legal, Branzy.

police lady: is that a serious question branzy: maybe

Breaking the allays out would be as simple as asking nicely, or sneakily breaking part of the cage, getting them out, and fixing it before anyone notices. Or just call the cops.

I lost my mind when he talked about public indecency- I started laughing the entire video lol

I love how the intro starts with only Steve breaking wood and then going to jail

The self defense claim at 2:18 is a legitimate claim

Branzy: I have become a good human being Also branzy: *proceeds to murder tons of people*

@liamanderson6318

Жыл бұрын

Ah come on only 3

This is probably one of the best videos I've seen from anyone in a long while, keep it up! Possibly turn this to a series?

@Anonymous5246

Жыл бұрын

He already made series, like Lifesteal SMP

@jellysmith4350

Жыл бұрын

Bugela😸

This taught me more about laws than school has.

Legally, you can't save Gary from being an undead. Because technically, forcefully giving him a weakness potion would be considered drugging a person and giving them a sedative.