I bought some Kaiju toys off Ali Express
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So, it's come to this, huh? I guess I'm doing one of these now.
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Track listing:
Downfall Theme I (Prediction of Disaster) - Prophecies of Nostradamus stereo soundtrack
Buy Somethin’ Will Ya! - Earthbound
UGM no Kyujitu - Ultraman 80
The Birth of Minya - Son of Godzilla
Parent Godzilla Comes Ashore - Son of Godzilla
Godzilla vs. Kumonga - Son of Godzilla
Battle Against a Weak Opponent - Earthbound
Ultraman Ace pinch music - Ultraman Ace
The Place - Earthbound
Osaka Area - Super Godzilla
Пікірлер: 134
Officially the worst video on the channel.
@_TheAntagonist_
Жыл бұрын
For what it's worth I enjoyed it. Big fan of the lawless wasteland of bootleg toys. Where but the flea market can you see Batman fighting Elsa?
@nylaandrew
Жыл бұрын
It's fun. Bootleg merch is good for a laugh. I'd welcome a sequel.
@dubuyajay9964
11 ай бұрын
Good. Do more. 👍
@javiermichel7097
10 ай бұрын
The ¨worst video¨ that i enjoyed. Thanks for the vid.
@OGSuperBeserkerFinalWars
10 ай бұрын
No it the best review video i see
i love janky knokoffs and weird licensed merch. an imperial godzilla i bought at a thrift store for $0.50 is one of my road trip companions
You can basically TASTE the lead paint chips coming off these things.
@hyperchord
7 ай бұрын
You can't taste lead paint.
@ParrotsAccount
6 ай бұрын
@@hyperchord☝️🤓
That stretchy Ultraman Jack is pretty darn great 🤣 Gotta love the bootlegs.
I've always loved weird bootlegs more than official toys. The cheap plastic, the mangled english, the creativity(?) of the product...perfect
"Now you know what Sadola's blood looks like." Sadora literally has ice(are they? really? Ice?) coming out of his mouth in UGMMB, when getting headlocked by Red King.
The moment you started playing the super Godzilla music when that clump scringly is shown, I knew it was gonna be a good day
@BurnyToast
Жыл бұрын
Just the stinkiest fartiest SNES brass instruments
That one at 4:08 gave my body a workout with how hard it made me laugh. There's just no way! I couldn't believe it was real!
We shall stan Stretch Ultra-Armstrong Jack
@Ryan_Tse
Жыл бұрын
Yes, I shwatched him die
Lol I love bootleg figures. They remind me of my childhood days with the imperial Godzilla and their Dinosaur/animal toys. I own a few of those mini Goji figures and some of those weren't too bad and not far from the official releases
Bootlegs can be quite amusing
"They're both corn cobs." No. Sadora is actually a corn dog mixed with a lobster.
Thank you for making me not feel alone being not caught up on newer Ultraman shows
Nice. You got some real collectables on your hands.
You know what, that rubbery Jack might actually be a good office toy
Hell yes this was awesome and I would love more. I buy these sometimes for my kid and it’s always a hoot seeing what shows up lmao
@jackal27
Жыл бұрын
Oh and also, as someone who fucking hated Trigger, Decker is great.
Ali express is certainly a zany location
Nice toys you got. Honestly the toys they have there are decent like upscaled spark doll figures and small scale taller figures to be in scale with spark dolls, I do like the giant figures of Ultraman they have like they took the spark doll and upscaled it to be as big as an X plus. Nice video tho
1:23 Myth-accurate Sadora be like:
Fun fact: That stretchy Jack bullshit is actually a series It has a lot of monsters too, somehow they have Aboras, Chandlar, a Gokinezula for some goddamn reason and a lot others. I have some myself (Sadora, and a Ghostron I find this series actually pretty good and I don't know what crystal Tsubaraya snorted to actually liscense it and make it an official Ultraman product
4:12 it has a penguin face! Omg I love your descriptions of these faces “clump scrigly”
great video
I am with ya, I don't really get a lot of figures no more. If I do, it is the Gashapon size stuff. They don't take up much room. The figure with the terribly placed eyes is like creepypasta nightmare fuel.
The 1954 figure has another set of toes on top of the already existing ones
3:55 When I bought that lot I thought that figure was based on the Godzilla of the Heisei era XD
How cam you possibly look at a muto and think "Cloverfield"?
@ZaGorudan
9 ай бұрын
James Rolfe said it once and people have been parroting it ever since.
3:36 me when sh figure arts gomora
My son loves those KO first plastic kaiju guys. He has no idea who ultraman is (nor do I really) but we bought 20 of the bad guys for cheap and he makes up his own characters and plays with them all the time. Quality isn't all the bad compared to the stuff I grew up with in the 70s.
8:07 the music fit so we'll to this figure it makes me laugh so hard I miss Clump Scringly
That's last Godzilla would make a great gorgo base
Okay so those mini Godzilla figures are suppose to be a knock off of the blind bag mini figures I believe neca put out back in 2014. I remember seeing the blind bags for sale next to the check-outs at Wal-Mart
“C## blast” got me dying💀
big fan! but why does the backdrop look like an extreme close-up on the side of a hairy arm?
@ZaGorudan
Жыл бұрын
I hate my wallpaper, lmao.
Now you are an official gigachad sigma
3:00 these are knock off Neca minis from their blind bag set.
5:23 the white arms are technically not the fault of the bootlegers, those small figures are based off WizKids mini-figures by neca it was a blind bag the containers figures and for some odd reason the fem MUTO had white arms
That last one is the best Gajziller
The extra eyeball is very Shin Godzilla. XD
I actually wouldn't mind if you talked about your kaiju toys in future videos
there are also some good bootlegs, one of which is the exx drawing mold brand, great toys, legend creation, etc. So my suggestion is for shf, that's what I mentioned earlier for the most sofubi, the Jinjiang toys or the BARGBK ones
@Dr79091
7 ай бұрын
Hi friend, where do you get the bargbk figures or do you have more information about it?
@nathanchannel1895
7 ай бұрын
@@Dr79091yeah I bought it at the mall near my house, yes, in this country bootleg goods are coming in. Yes, my country is Indonesia, so I have a collection of original and bootleg Godzilla and Ultraman. Oh yes, I bought it because it was rare, so I bought the figures that I bought, Gomes, Golza, Super COV. Yes, they released the Bandai version in 2009, but there is one more thing that has to be differentiated, namely when you take off the tail, you can see that it's not Bandai. I'll make a video later on how to tell the difference. the cool and original one
bro knows everything 💀💀🗣️🗣️
Thanks to you I end up referring to Godzilla as “Goj” often
So those Ultraman Cards are Legit. There sold exclusively in China. The main box itself that contains the packs has the Official Tsyburaya sticker on it
That strechable ultraman is so cursed lol
Interesting, a while ago I ordered a neca shin godzilla figure off AliExpress, (because everywhere else had it in the $90+ dollar range), I found it for $25 and I decided to take my chances, 2 weeks later and it arrives in its box, not a bootleg, and not a scratch on it!
@grantwoodell5575
11 ай бұрын
It really just depends on the person you buy from, remember, there are scammer on every website.
I got a clear white and blue Tokyo SOS Godzilla at Comic-Con a decade ago if anyone wants it.
Out of the entire Monsterverse the Skull Crawlers and Mutos are the only original kaijus and that's why they are unique because they aren't fanboyed over
I died laughing when you said goj and godj
Sadora looks the best one
My favorite ultraman moment was when Sadola approached ultraman for a fight, but ultraman just stared at Sadola in silence for ten seconds befote stretching around him and suffocating him like a fucking boa constricter
Jake Nii-san someone save Jake Nii-san
what Gundam is that, the Ver. Anime? I would've suggested building the Beyond Global maybe if it's a model kit. Also you're missing Char's Zaku to complete the essentials
@ZaGorudan
Жыл бұрын
I'm absolutely not a model kit guy. I got this figure for 30 bucks at a Walgreens, lmao.
@dudududu1926
Жыл бұрын
It's the Walgreens tie-in version. A companion of the Walmart Zaku II.
The second won is kina cool
Hey, Trigger is a good show.
@ZaGorudan
Жыл бұрын
I infer I don't like it in two more consecutive videos, so prepare yourself.
7:33 reminds me of varan
This is amazing, ten out of ten, now I want a stretchy Godzilla bootleg and cheap Gamera ripoffs lol
Yeah bay be
Gigan with hands is fucking CURSED
Zagorudan,the Ultraman doll loses color easily.
3:08 😂😂😂
I was squeezing a bottle of ketchup when you were describing the gross sensation of the rubber Ultraman........yuck.....
Cute
I’ve been wondering if Ali Express was legit or not, now I know. I think I’d still buy a few though.
I got a AilExpress ad 😭
The background looks like hairy skin
2:22 facts
If i would do this after a bit i would brun it
I found so many knockoff ultraman toys for like 5 dollars on aliexpress it’s so weird
i think he like trigger :)
@ZaGorudan
Жыл бұрын
absolutely in love with it
He he he whatsa you buying
oh shit oh fuck a gundam
Ali express is great for crafty crap 👏 😀 👍
sid is that you? 4:20
I don’t even buy figures, Im poor…
9:12 what is the name of the music in the backround?
There’s no Godzilla only Ultraman toys on aliexpress💀💀💀
Hey zagouHey ZaGorudan i found some Bandai ultraman toy battle pack is only found from china but at least we have ebay as this is official and is not fake
Funny thing is I actually like aliexpress
6:11 totally not blazar
5:18 ain’t they technically siblings,…..
Nothing to do! It turns out that Ali Express is also in America! (I thought only in Russia)
I know Ive heard you voice before But I can’t remember where
@SHE3N
5 ай бұрын
Wikizilla
i mean got my hiya toys godzilla on ali express sooooooo
I've seen sh monster arts on Ali express but I don't know if it's a scam or just real
4:42 what did you say
GOJ 😆🤣
Bro the second one i have that and its basically Dogshit
Are you one of the people from wikizilla
@ZaGorudan
6 ай бұрын
Maybe
@VenomTheLethalProtecterFan
3 ай бұрын
Definitely not goldn from wikiziola right?
:3
sadora not sadola
@ZaGorudan
4 ай бұрын
The Ultra Series™ is not one you should be trying to correct the spelling of monster names for considering Tsuburaya themselves can't decide. R's and L's are switched around in translations of Japanese names thanks to a quirk in the language anyways. If I called it Sadora I'd be getting a comment telling me it's actually Sadola so I can't win either way.
Is a.goofy boofy monsters
Your background looks like body hair wtf
😒
Wtfff
yeah mate godzilla 2014 was shite. might aswell call it 10% godzilla
@ZaGorudan
8 ай бұрын
Not sure who you're yeah-mating to because I don't recall ever reflecting that sentiment in this video.
Cut your nails!!!!
You really sound like one of the Wikizilla hosts
@ZaGorudan
5 ай бұрын
Golly I wonder who that could be, lol
@VenomTheLethalProtecterFan
5 ай бұрын
@@ZaGorudan BOI WHO SCREAMED GODZILLA?!!?!!
@kazzakazza-oe6dg
4 ай бұрын
Yes
Lol