*HE'S BACK I REPEAT HAESTEINN IS BACK* I tried guys. I really did try! But JARL HAESTEINN HAS RETURNED IN 2024.. and this time.. he's becoming BRITISH! Also, make sure to check out THE NEW KOIFISH DISCORD: discord.gg/koifish

@dominicadrean2160

6 ай бұрын

Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with Latin and you in the future😊 You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits

@daedalusdreamjournal5925

6 ай бұрын

HAESTEINN ... the hardest drug there is in CK3. Forget being a drunkard, forget being lustful, forget being a cannibal, there's no rush like playing haestinn !! ... and no worse bad trip than having your haesteinn being murdered 2 years into the game :)

@parkedcar3411

6 ай бұрын

Ah hell naw bro was on a few months clean streak

@snomcultist189

6 ай бұрын

Host a multiplayer tournament where everyone is a different hæstien along the French coast

@heliomiguelheleno7177

6 ай бұрын

Haesteinn should try and become the Shogun (with the mods) just as a flex 🤭

Hey koifish, you should do a video where you plays as this little known character in the west of France in the 867 start date called jarl haesteinn. He is really cool and I think you would like him alot

@user-vh3rx2cc2z

6 ай бұрын

wait a minute something ain right cant ring my head

Blud willingly became English 💀

@LordBonds

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@ze3934

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@sultansalahdin5435

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@redoreo9978

6 ай бұрын

Best people

@321mmn5

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

start of the year and he starts with relapsing back to his addiction 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thatguy3421

6 ай бұрын

He was in De Nile, but that is stage one of grief

Why would you make Haesteinn into the Spiffing Britt?!?!

@leecupp2573

6 ай бұрын

Yorkshire tea altered the timeline

@MrDUneven

6 ай бұрын

Perfectly balanced run

@Chaotic_Fragment

6 ай бұрын

Yorkshire Tea Gold *_It makes everyone English. Even the French and Vikings…_*

Kotfish please come back to hospital we still need to cure your addiction

I am always amazed how long Haesteinn manages to stay alive in your playthroughs.

The darkest Haesteinn timeline.

@ANGLO-GERMAN96

6 ай бұрын

No.

@llamaboioflusatia

6 ай бұрын

I think real life is pretty bad, he just ends up a second class raider in Britain and gets killed

@SennaAugustus

6 ай бұрын

That's why his son went to Bulgaria.

@fakenews56

3 ай бұрын

@@llamaboioflusatiaat least he didnt become british, and sent to the hidden 10th circle of hell, exclusive to brits.

The Haesteinn addiction continues

If Haesteinn's son had 0 learning: "HE EATS PAINT!?"

9:19 "That white shirt ain't gonna stay white for too long, because he has a whole lot of enemies" The screen shows 0 enemies...

I absolutely love ur videos and enthusiasm in the videos. Best ck3 videos on the internet man 🙂💯 great editing, great commentary, great video ideas.

Brilliant content as always Koifish!

Thank you for the new Haesteinn video, it was a very good

still crossing my fingers for some related to the Roman Empire in the future. My personal favorite way to do it is as a custom ruler who is secretly descended from the Romans and still worships the old gods. I definitely play it OP because I use the Blood of the Norse Gods mod, but my head canon is that he has the blood of the greek gods.

@duncanharrell5009

6 ай бұрын

Would love a Koifish CK3 Roman Empire video. Viking/Varangian Roman Empire anyway

@johnmartston8848

6 ай бұрын

He should play the Fallen Eagle mod which recently came with a new update

@duncanharrell5009

6 ай бұрын

@@johnmartston8848 We know he never will. His homeboy and love of his life Haesteinn isn't in it.

@johnmartston8848

6 ай бұрын

@@duncanharrell5009 Gothic Haesteinn it is then

@ThoseOtherJeremysLie

Ай бұрын

@@johnmartston8848he could be jarl haesteinn of gaul

You're the best, Koifish! That was amazing.

honestly I get the whole rp or historical aspect of the descisions but in honesty I think since the culture rework it's just cooler to manually form hybrid cultures

@publicenemy9000

6 ай бұрын

Normans are the best culture

@MrLocurito

6 ай бұрын

the franko-french culture spawned once and i lost all faith in humanity

@tominieminen66

6 ай бұрын

Pretty ridiculous how one dude changed the very culture twice, that's some major cultural whiplash 😂

@Chaotic_Fragment

6 ай бұрын

@@MrLocuritoi’ve seen italo-franco-franconian i don’t think anything else needs to be said

@MrLocurito

6 ай бұрын

​@@Chaotic_Fragment worst offender i saw was welsh polish and lombard intermingling into a single culture under the HRE

Literally couldn’t wait till i got off work to watch 😂😂 , knew it was gonna be some heat when i seen the grayish single braid beard combo

Hey, Koifish, there's a Norman count somewhere in 1066 start in Byzantine Empire. Somewhere in Athens if I'm not mistaken. Try to take over the Byzantine Empire with him and revive the Roman Empire, as well as Crush the Pretenders in the process

Sick addition to your Jarl of work.

Great Papa Koifish, could you grant me a new Haestinn Saga video for the new year? I would love some more Haestinn Saga!

Awsome editing 😮

We don’t complain about the weather we love getting soaked every other day in fact we have a saying for this it’s called “lovely day for it” 😂

Even though i stopped playing CK3, this guy's videos make me watch it. I like your style dude kkep it up :)

4:45 Koifish has good taste in music. Absolutely hecking based.

As a man named Griffin himself this is the only Haesteinn video of yours I approve of.

Are we getting more of the dynasty series? :(

Hasteinn Griffin is truly an unexpected crossover.🥶

Making a protestant religon with indulgences is so funny lol

I've a new challenge for you and maybe impossible to pull off. In the start of CK3 you'll find Dutch culture in the duchy of Holland and such, bu there's a hidden culture 'Frisian'. Historically the Frisians were more present in that area compared to 'Dutch' people, tho it's culture was rising and blended from Frisian and more cultures into Dutch. CK3 does have Frisian culture but I haven't found any character or events and such, so I was wondering if you could pull off to create at least one duchy fully into Frisian and play a character of it's culture.

Funny how koifish ignores the 13-year-old executed at 5:06

Its crazy that koifish does quest that usually take years to complete, in less than 50 years only because he plays a drunk grandpa viking in france😂

I have a game going on like this kind of; I formed the Danelaw with Haesteinn after invading southeastern England and then was able to get West Francia in a kingdom war, allowing me to become Norman (though my direct lands are in England, the game still let me do it). I haven't gone English yet and am still early on into the game.

Bro this takes me back to when koifish starts using Haestien in ck2

Warband music Lin the background is so good

This is one of my favorite things to do in ck3, if you start in one of the duchys in Norway your marshal will actually be rollo

This was actually insane.

the fish has NOT beaten the addiction

Try to find a koifish playthrough that doesn’t have Haesteinn I’ll wait

Is that a mod you are using for your battle screen? Looks super cool

I am waiting on my tea Koifish.

The British Isles: Please give ous mercy!!! Normandy: NUH-UH!!!!!!!!!!

I'm from a town in the south of England that is possibly named after Haestin

Haesteinn should head to the Red Sea for some pirate shenanigans next.

Haestinn with British grenadiers playing, now ive seen it all.

Haesteing just roll played as the Northern Men army, William the Conqueror, Henry 8th, Charles 2nd and then United the faith.

Fun Fact: Koifish is on the Wikipedia for Hæstein, He could be seen in the Legacy Tab

Amusingly enough, in some official medieval Norman histories (that were definitely biased, not to written many generations later), Haesteinn was portrayed as the immoral, "bad" Viking compared to the moral, Christian, "good" Viking Rollo aka the ancestor of the House of Normandy.

@alexanderkazantzis8019

2 ай бұрын

You mean Rollo the walker

I am Anglican, this is hilarious and fun.

i would love Jarl Haesteinn to deliver my next box of Yorkshire Tea to me

Ooh Gods! They turned Haesteinn into a bloody BRI'ISH?!

I can appreciate your translations for the zoomers, very bussin' on god no cap fr fr

98 years of haesteinn life

Let the 8th of January for ever be known as the feast day of St HAESTEINN, Father of the Anglicanism, Forgiver of the Faithless and the first Englishman.

I like your nickname bro, i also like koi fishes too

please do more historical playthrough

OMG THE CONQUEROR REBOOT IS BACK IN CK3!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been thinking about a really good Norman to English run

You know, all these Kofish videos made me realize, is he always ends ups with a mid life crisis Viking who just decides to just move to random locations…

did em dirty at 00:17 lol

Is Koifish ever gonna return to the Haesteinn saga?

lol that paris joke

Mending the schism as an Anglican has got to be one of the most insane things I've seen done in this game, aside from some of the shit pagans can pull.

We need now some kind of Islamic Haesteinn Faith to make him the savior of all three abrahamic religions. Caliph Haesteinn!

I'm surprised you didn't go for the kingdom of man and the Isles second just for the extra troops.

New year, same Haesteinn shenanigans

Hey Koifish we would love to know what mods you use

The biggest miracle in this video is that haesteinn lived to be 98

When I play Haestinn, I get murdered in the early years 😱😱😱 Clearly I mus be doing something wrong 😀😀 Anyways, I am going to enjoy this new haestin video !

@henricmoreno5876

6 ай бұрын

Be friends with your spymaster, pay attention to his characteristics, keep your grandour high, keep your marshal in managing royal guards, the spymaster in dismantling schemes, hold great fests, and big weddings to keep your vassals happy, there is a perk of schemer tree "court of shadows" helps too, keep your dread high, put bodyguards, food testers. All of this helps to avoid being murdered, the lower your rank, the less will need to be done and the higher your rank, the more will need to be done, but it will not be necessary to do all of this

@henricmoreno5876

6 ай бұрын

If you do at least half as emperor, you will be warned when there is a scheme in your court and can choose how to deal with it.

@derekskelton4187

6 ай бұрын

Varangian Adventure away from West Francia. Staying in Montaigu is just rolling the dice for no benefit. You can go back later if you want revenge

@daedalusdreamjournal5925

6 ай бұрын

thanks for the various responses :) To be more precise, it generally happens to me after I conquer Sardaigna ... though ... now that I think about I don't always do varangian adventure to conquer the island. Sometimes I do though and still get murdered relatively soon after the conquest.

Me seeing the trait never back down: Never Back Down never what?

Poor koifish has a Hæsteinn relapse again

Koifish just did more for the UK in this video than Laith has in his whole life. Nahhhh, that dude is great. Almost as great as this video! LMAO

BABE... WAKE UP! NEW KOIFISH VIDEO JUST DROPPED!

Haesteinn is back

Car is broke? Sounds about right for Wight.

If there was actual battles in this game like Total war I'd absolutely play it.

I start the video and everything is Norse. I look away for two seconds and the next thing I know the English Hastings is pushing in the Scottish backdoor!

Welcome to being English koifish

HAESTEINN HAESTEINNING HAESTEINNSON IS BACK!!!!

what mod is he using. that battle ui looks cool

A certain ethnic group, living in this village. God damnit Koi. I love you.

2024 has officialy begun now

The ultimate humiliation ritual of becoming English

How do you make the game go that fast?

OH YEAH

Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with latin and you in the future😊 You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits

dude was actually pretty badass irl going all the way to north africa and sacking Mosques

Saint!

when will we see vikings vampires (World of Darkness Mod)

What is that mod that expands the battle screen?

Alright Koifish, I'll do a Haesteinn run just please let my family go!

Jarl Haesteinn? Nah, more like Earl Hastings!

It honestly blows my mind how much you've gotten out of vanilla CK3. DLCs help, yes, but I'm surprised you haven't done conversion mods! I mean, I suppose you did do the Game of Thrones mod with Laith, but that's the only time I can recall that you've had any significant gameplay mods installed.

LOL AS A BRIT WHEN I WAS 6-7 ISH I THOUGHT WALES WAS AN ISLAND TOO!

what mod is he using when seeing the combat?

Which DLC you play on @koifish

Shhhit no wonder Haesteinn is so OP, he’s walking round with a 1911

Im not Even able do to half of this shit in 500 years 😭😭😭

4:54 ooh, what mod is that?

cure for Haesteinn not curing Koifish 😞