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@W0o0o0o0o0W

Жыл бұрын

we didnt get the picture of your bunny, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day has been ruined

@vroomnyao4378

Жыл бұрын

@@W0o0o0o0o0W thats right no bunny no rights koifish needs to have the bunny in the next video or all his ck3 rng rolls will be terrible

@W0o0o0o0o0W

Жыл бұрын

@@vroomnyao4378 inb4 incapable haestein

@user-hz3of1qi2x

7 ай бұрын

you needed to demand they added haesting into the game if you wanted to sponsor

Koifish: Made literally a hundred videos of ck3 content. Also Koifish: might be about time to do a tutorial for the viewers out there to finally get what was going on in them all this time xD

@duncanharrell5009

9 ай бұрын

Typical Paradox gaming experience

The knock terrified me harder than a viking raid in medieval europe

That knocking sound around a minute in actually made me look t my door lol

@amund8821

Жыл бұрын

Same. Was wearing headphones and looked the way it sounded it was coming from. Btw I there are no doors in the room.

@ollikoskiniemi6221

Жыл бұрын

​@@amund8821how'd you get in?

@knownasspacebar4153

Жыл бұрын

Real?

@MrSqurk

Жыл бұрын

It made me look at my window haha

@thesittingacheroraptor7565

Жыл бұрын

​@@ollikoskiniemi6221by breaching the walls of course

Koifish is a brave man, I thought Sweden had capital punishment for saying nice things about Norway. Come to think of it I think Norway might have capital punishment for saying nice things about Norway.

@wolfy6841

Жыл бұрын

As a Norwegian I can say that we don’t have capital punishment for saying nice things about Norway but we have that for Sweden😂

@W0o0o0o0o0W

11 ай бұрын

@@wolfy6841 genuine question. do you guys actually dislike each other or is it mostly just banter? I thought Scandinavians kind of got along

@gandhistoenail2664

11 ай бұрын

Not Scandinavian but I have some Norwegian friends who dislike Sweden due to the fact Sweden was in control of Norway just over a hundred years ago

@W0o0o0o0o0W

11 ай бұрын

@@gandhistoenail2664 shouldn't they be mad at denmark? denmark gave norway to the swedes to avoid occupation of jutland because the king there allied himself to napoleon

@shoujahatsumetsu

11 ай бұрын

​@@W0o0o0o0o0WWe're still mad at the Danes for keeping Iceland and Greenland when they handed us to Sweden.

01:12 that knocking actually scared me

@darshanv5676

Жыл бұрын

exactly lol

@Kreatores

Жыл бұрын

Bro .. I fucking went and checked all my locks

Finally Haraldr get some recognition. My favourite start from the very release

My first playthrough on ck3 was of this guy, whenever they drop a new major patch I usually play him to see how it changed.

@Fun4luve

Жыл бұрын

@T90GoesBrrrrr Saga 'Truthspeaker' best wife.

@carltonleboss

Жыл бұрын

​@@Fun4luveYou speak the truth

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Until he's not". I have heard a variant of this that I like a lot: "The enemy of my enemy dies second."

Gotta love the variety we are getting with this channel recently. Looking forward to another great video about him playing as vikings, conquering a kingdom and reforming the faith while experiencing the funnies along the way. Will be great! :)

Needs to be a three part series. Next episode, the high kingdom of the North Sea. Following episode, the empire of the Global Empire of the Koifish.

Becoming king of Norway is a really fun play through. I did it just to gather up enough men to do a Varangian adventure because it’s relatively easy to conquer but I did feel like staying to see how it would play out. Definitely makes me want to go back and do another play throug

@Arbaaltheundefeated

Жыл бұрын

Really makes you appreciate how crazy it was that a rebellious teenager son of a no-name (he's no major character in the game after all) local chieftain who promised he'd never cut or comb his hair until he unified the whole land under his rule ACTUALLY kept to his word and succeeded, historically. Absolute chad.

@caniblmolstr452

Жыл бұрын

​@T90GoesBrrrrrthat family has produced many Gigachads. Harald Finehair. His son Erik blood axe. His uncle Olaf the white the first King of Dublin. Then Magnus the Good. Harald Hardrada

“It’s like a business meeting, and you’re being fired from being my side piece,” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a very long time. 😂

I appreciate you taking a little more time this video to explain the thought process of the gameplay and some of the less obvious mechanics and strategies because even after watching a bunch of your vids I missed some of the nuances like the courtiers one. Keep up the good work!

If you the RICE mod from steam, you could start the Greenland expedition struggle, which makes the North Sea Empire role play more depth.

What happened to the picture of koifish bunny? 😢

I love the informational tidbits everyonce and a while, is very useful for new players!

Please play a game as Jorvik and create the Danelaw

Haraldr Fairhair is one of my most favorite starts in CK3, love the vid, love the goal for next time ❤

As a Norwegian from Vörs/Voss i found this video highly entertaining and/or offensive, stå på min svenske karpe! 👍

Crying and shaking because you didn't include the picture of your bunny Alf

Always nice to see my lovely Færeyjar (or in modern Faroese: Føroyar) in a game of CK3. And to be featured so prominently too. Well, for a few minutes at least. Great video, koifish! :)

I like this slower style from you, hope you do more of it

The ram ranch bit had me in tears. It was so unexpected

You have earned yourself a subscriber my man. Don't stop this good work you're funny as hell

@sein349

5 ай бұрын

Bro im like 8 minutes in and you're making a 23 year old laugh like crazy since so long

Cool teaching video with all the tips.

Don't be so freaked out about Mr. Jaspert, the first king of Sweden of the current lineage was Bernadotte, a French guy, one of Napoleon's marshals. Which kinda shows in the present king :P

If Koifish isn't going to attack Sweden, he should start thinking about conquering the region of Angria, to get his third Holy Site.

Bro I love this content make more like this like can’t wait to see like a full gameplay ❤️

Koiboy, I await the next episode

Rollo of normandy lives in the north west of norway dont disturb him if you are confused try finding a chieftains son named (hrolf) who will make a northmen army and conquer the county of normandy in the future which is 904 or around that time. I think it was the county of sogn or north that hrolf lived and later was banished by haraldr fairhair who was a relative of his then rollo went to north of france and converted(not really) to settle in normandy then his sons and grand sons made normandy a duchy then kings of endland. (Wow what a story gotta make a roleplay out of it.)

"He's like a Redditor, but with actual ambitious." Ooof. Brutal. True, but brutal.

This was my favourite start in CK2.

I played 2 horror games before this video but thats knoching scared me of the most bro. Literally i had the video alt+tabbed and got jumpscare

YES, viking things with koifish!

I wish you would un hide your old mount and blade warband play through. I loved just rewatching them!!

i really enjoy your videos just wanted to state that :)

The bellum justum got me. 😂

In Koifish’s CK3 videos there’s no “No Way”, only “Norway”

the witcher musik is so nice

Holy fuck that knocking scared the shit out of me

The knock Actually got me to look at my door

Finally someone who play ck3 and has a personality

By far my favorite character to play in CK3. Even though he isn't the best. I'm actually directly related to King Haraldr, on my mom's side. My grandma is like half Norwegian and after her, it's a direct link from son to father, to Harald's son Sigurd Rise.

@evan3490

Жыл бұрын

This is your sign to stop using shampoo and reconquer norway for the norse

The gnomes are back

Norway?! It's about time, you Swedish ****! Söta bror ❤

that knock scared the shit out me

i like the idea of follow video :D

When your out on the waves you gotta protect the waves lol realest thing ever LMFAO

It's time for Koufish to be the true Vinland

Raise the lads!

33:50 I remember playing my first game of crusader kings and thinking I could conquer 5 wars at once as 100 stat man and I lost a war due to war score coz I was death stacking and I was like what I just didn’t get round to it yet why did that happen 😂

never regretted buying expensive headphones til koifish added the knock hard panned to the right oof

As a Norwegian I approve of this video!

I did a fairhair and refused to cut hair or beard until I got into university. 2 years later I had my first shave

Koifish is a great ck3 player

Jesus. Christ. On a cross. I’m wearing my audio technicas and the knock scared the absolute shit out of me.

Gwent music slaps!

look man you cant be doing that knocking noise I reached for my desk gun so damn fast

Koifish, jag spelar som haestin, jag har Sverige, Norge och brittany. Älskar dig koifish!!

You almost gave me a heart attack on 1:13. Home alone at 1:30 am and there is a very realistic knock on my right. I almost lost my mind in fear and jumped out of chair. TO realistic god. I just lost five years of my life lol

I love the fact Koifish loves Jews in ck3 it makes me smile

The character i played most in ck2, have yet to actually play him for longer than 20 minutes in ck3. Might do that next

“My step dad” lmaoo😂

"WOOOOOOOOOO" -Koifish 2023

pow pow pow pow

36:24 My mother is a what, Koifish?

Finally

Hey koifish want my trick for getting female courtiers? Marry all the knights for inheritable traits and go to war, if they fall in battle marry off the widow for better knights

As a Norwegian i approve.

"I have my own jew!" :D

We never got to see Alf the bunny.

Eid Mubarak my dudes lolz

Blood eagle lets gooooo

I always matrilineally marry my mudder as Harald to get a good general in my court. There's a really nice 40 year old norse guy with siege speciality and about 25 martial at the start

A bit away from 1337? {leet?} What? Did I miss the joke.

Bro i qas high af and that knock made me paranoid as fuck for a solid 15 mins cuz im home alone and i thouht i was getting robbed

25:33 Literally said, "You're not my real dad!" and he left the field in shame

Varangian Vets aka The Norse Space Marines

You and haesteinn are back together he missed you

Subjugating Denmark is VERY convenient since they border you and are needed to form the empire ;p

I want some Premysl gameplay.

1:00 damm

sisyphus was DEF the one who was known for psychology

If you live in Barony of Vörs, are you vörs for wear? Tee hee heee

@christiannicolasborgenstee3092

Жыл бұрын

i hate that i laughed at that xD

@Eaxaowpq

5 күн бұрын

A terribly magnificent joke

Just wanna throw it was oedipus who married his mom not sysiphus

Do the North Sea Empire!

Dang the British isles didn’t change much since you started the game.

i shat myself at 1:14

We got gnomed

Koi fish what is the name of the song in the background

Me watching this from Värmland being called out by Koifish...😦 23:56

JAAA VIKINGR, min Jarl takk for at du realiserer Norge sin skjebne⚔️

That knock at the beginning spook me. Seemed like someone knocked on the side glass of my pc. Pls don't do that again

6:50 where is the bunnie :(

Bro got Cthulu to form Norway

THERE ARE GNOMES OUTSIDE

It was so hilarius to watch this video because a actually know the swedish jokes

oooohhh shhhaaaa

I wanted to see the bunny