I added being alive to every block in Minecraft
Ойындар
To live is to suffer
This is a Minecraft mod I coded for the upcoming Minecraft 1.21 update on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
If you like PhoenixSC, camman18, EightSidedSquare, and doctor4t you'd probably be okay with this
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I absolutely love whenever Fingees simply says "And this will happen" with no further elaboration on it's consequences.
@kristinalowe6815
Ай бұрын
649 likes and no comments let me change that
@giangtonygaming
Ай бұрын
Fr
@GuyOfficiaI
Ай бұрын
Indeed
@Oddie99000
Ай бұрын
5:57
@camradex
Ай бұрын
Hes like jesus
This design is very human
@JustAnotherCommenter
Ай бұрын
This human is very design(ed)
@maxwellquipey1
Ай бұрын
*blocky
@toch19
Ай бұрын
Let me demonstrate
@osasunaitor
Ай бұрын
Very easy to use
@devlinmcguire7543
Ай бұрын
SO human, that it is made _out of_ humans! 😄
at first I was like "okay this dude just made a silly mod" but then you kept listing all these new functions and things and now I'm genuinely impressed to the attention to detail you paid like goddamn. this must've taken you so long and you really went all out, respect my guy
@kodyaz8117
Ай бұрын
he didnt made the mode yet. it's just an one time functioning animation-like command addons to record this video
@quitethenon-binaryfuss8596
Ай бұрын
@kodyaz8117 Yeah, I figured now that I've watched a couple more, but it's still impressive
@imboredrly5478
Ай бұрын
whos this goddamn guy?
@gatunhame
Ай бұрын
@@imboredrly5478 the finger monster.
@wildfire9280
17 күн бұрын
@@gatunhame he is the one who fingers
log golems that protect trees could be a basegame feature honestly.
@kitteninforest
Ай бұрын
true
@abcdef-vk7si
Ай бұрын
nah they wouldn't implement it because it is already in the Don't Starve videogame, and the creature is called Treeguard (tho it's not a golem)
@chip4039
Ай бұрын
Too annoying
@Anton_Manucharyan
Ай бұрын
@@abcdef-vk7siso no other game can have it now? xD
@pioneerofdn2685
Ай бұрын
@@abcdef-vk7siminecraft could still implement it though, since the idea of some entity guarding trees isn't copyrightable, so it doesn't matter if another game has a similar mechanic
I love how cursed this is, but I genuinely love the idea of the log golem protecting the forests.
@lopunny222
Ай бұрын
same, honestly wouldn't mind if that was a real golem in vanilla Minecraft
@Josuh
Ай бұрын
don't starve ahh golem
@bearb1asting
Ай бұрын
I am Groot.
@calcaware
Ай бұрын
@@bearb1asting Good comment. Subscribed. Watchdogs is awesome.
@bearb1asting
Ай бұрын
@@calcaware that was a one in a million shot I had there
The de-limbing of blocks was absolutely deranged and I loved every second of it
@KhakiCap
Ай бұрын
what are the mods shown ?
@___cosmic___
Ай бұрын
@@KhakiCap read the description it says its a mod he made for the upcoming 1.21
@NobleSix312
Ай бұрын
Giving blocks limbs just to take them is heinous
@B3lph3g0r
5 күн бұрын
i feel bad
I love how each of Fingees’ mods have moments where you think, “hey that’s actually pretty cool!”, but it immediately gets overshadowed by block Geno’s Side.
@hedwig7s
7 күн бұрын
Bone apple tea
"that's sick and twisted of you" said the God who caused all this suffering
@digidragon1
Ай бұрын
He gave you the ability to commit evil and you chose it. We chose it.
@user-iz6yi5gq9q
Ай бұрын
@@digidragon1 indeed
@tarniabook3076
13 күн бұрын
@@digidragon1 Bible discourse in just two comments, haha.
>removes animation to make game not lag >adds heart beating animation to every block
@Nicholas_Steel
Ай бұрын
Thankfully with the power of Occlusion you can simply not render those that can't be seen! So don't go opening all the blocks up!
@Mister_BIack
Ай бұрын
@@Nicholas_Steel "Crashing a Pay-To-Win Server with Beating Hearts" Upcoming The Horizon video probably -not-
@yokunjon
6 күн бұрын
@@Nicholas_Steel Occlusion isn't free, not having heart there in the first place when it is not opened is a way better way to deal with it.
@Nicholas_Steel
6 күн бұрын
@@yokunjon True, that may have been what I was thinking when originally writing my comment. Instead of modern occlusion detection method you just check if the chest is open or not.
the golem designs are unironically really good though
@MegaAwesomeY0SH1
Ай бұрын
Right? I loved the pumpkin golem being three heads that hop around, actually cool idea
@calicust
Ай бұрын
LIKE I LOVED THE DIRT GOLEM AND GOLD GOLEM'S EYES AND MOUTH BEING THE TEXTURE OF THE ORES?? and the awesome log golem???
@Motionizer799
Ай бұрын
un"iron"ically
@kk_cats6072
Ай бұрын
@@Motionizer799BAHAHA
@Fluff_Noodles
Ай бұрын
Log golem was so cute, like a fantasy ent
Random guy: makes every block a real npc Mojang: new paintings
@B3lph3g0r
5 күн бұрын
there aint even new paintings, i played some days ago with my sister but only noticed the paintings have names now
@ouijabored000
4 күн бұрын
@@B3lph3g0rbut… there *are* new paintings lmao. plus a bunch more stuff. maybe you didn’t update yet. but there are definitely new paintings, along with everything else from the new update
The amount of effort it must have taken to first make the mods, play test, and then film, not to mention writing all the jokes and coming up with the concepts, is beyond me. Incredible video. First time I've been so entertained by a video in a while. Very intriguing concepts as well. Liked and Subscribed
Fingees is Carrying the whole Mojang dev team FR FR
@yourfavouritepyromaniac
Ай бұрын
but mojang do be cooking hard with the recent dog and nbt updates
@suhnih4076
Ай бұрын
GR FR 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@kingdeespadas
Ай бұрын
@@suhnih4076your pfp 💀
@Mythical4227
Ай бұрын
@@kingdeespadasI want them far away from me
@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
Ай бұрын
@@kingdeespadas as a lot people said "make love not war" And i agree with that message
1:07 _"That's pretty sick and twisted of you"_ My brother in christ, *_You_* were the one who *_Crippled_* the poor block lol
@jeffclarkofclarklesparkle3103
Ай бұрын
No he didn't. It was you
@Cleric4521
Ай бұрын
You monster, how could you cripple a poor block like that.
@exploratory-fordora9672
Ай бұрын
/my brother in Christ you are controlling the character/ -therussianbadger
@coprilettodelnapoli5466
Ай бұрын
You are really disgusting, how could you do that to that block? You need to get treated!
@ShovelLettuce
Ай бұрын
Gaslighting 101
5:31 VERTICAL SLABS VERTICAL SLABS VERTICAL SLABS
@inv_hana
27 күн бұрын
YEEAAAAAA
This just popped in my recommendations and I was completely enraptured the entire time. Legitimately not a single thing that happened I had expected. So incredibly entertaining!
Your videos are like anti clickbait, not only do you get whats on the tin, its way better than expected and there is always more hilarious nonsense afterwards. 10/10 this is one of my favorites.
@Numbers-gStands
Ай бұрын
this is absolute facts
@AlienSliker
Ай бұрын
Yeah but where to download? If you post such a good mod you should know that enjoyers would need a link
@MetaIIicaX
Ай бұрын
AlienSliker I don't think he actually distributes them unfortunately
@user-li8hf6lz4m
Ай бұрын
This isn't real mods. But he is doing great job
@Shin.ToumaFR
Ай бұрын
@@AlienSlikerlook at the description. Even tought i think it's a joke
I love how this mod slowly turned into a sideways mod. Edit: Thanks for the likes!
@Foxercide
Ай бұрын
It's a side project :)
@avgredditmod
Ай бұрын
@@Foxercide😭😭
@PenpenMC
Ай бұрын
“turned”
@annoyingassbean3070
Ай бұрын
i... guess..... you can.... say.. that............ IT WENT SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ROFL LMAO LOL
@ace-o-spuds4255
Ай бұрын
@@annoyingassbean3070 nice 👍
This took some serious (and twisted) planning. And a whole lot of work. Subbed :o
This most certainly is one of the videos of all time. Well done!
In my 20 years of life , I never thought I’d see a wood block push a brick block in a wheelchair .
this guy has simpsons episode brain Starts with one topic and slowly changes to something completly unrelated
@kaironst2969
Ай бұрын
That's called ADHD
@chronictimewasterdisease
Ай бұрын
or you know, regular show pacing
@legoboy1214studios
Ай бұрын
i think you mean famy guy
@Deachuu
Ай бұрын
@@legoboy1214studios famine guy
@Noobpopcan
Ай бұрын
@@Deachuu flanby man
**gets shears** Best mod ever! Burning villages isn't fun anymore, thank you for this new opportunity! 😃
1:02 These blocks are now sick of getting mined and crafted again and again so they make their own ways for living 💀😭
"Instead of mining, you'll just have to beat every block in a fight" Dark Souls players have been getting their ore like this for years
@gasriel3066
Ай бұрын
Lmfao, indeed.
@jebhank1620
Ай бұрын
Goddammit you’re not wrong
@ciaranpatrick6859
Ай бұрын
Titanite demons in a nutshell
What's great about your videos is that you always have a few genuinely awesome features in them and then the rest is like "The gangnam style creeper turns into a kaiju and you have to kill it for the chaos emeralds"
@maxwellquipey1
Ай бұрын
U need all seven and combine it with the death note to get the seven stones of death in which you can summon the death dragon to wish non human to die
@ron133.
Ай бұрын
but if you decide to kill the death dragon goku comes in and beats the shit out of you but dont worry as knuckles the echnidna protects you from gorkons bloodlust
@arekka4440
Ай бұрын
@@ron133.But if you managed to find Godzilla's heart beforehand Goku will thank you and invite you to dance salsa, just take in account that if you fail to dance proper salsa the world becomes black
@AnonymousFohYOU
Ай бұрын
@@arekka4440but if u let the world become black Satan exchanges your Microsoft account for an IOU and then disappears
@WesFluff
Ай бұрын
I don't get it you just described another genuinely awesome feature
The sideways villages are the best part of this, I laughed so much
That little brick block in a wheel chair is one of the most adorable but at the same time sadest things I've ever seen.
This kept getting worse and worse and I loved it.
@sanzharzaitenov5268
Ай бұрын
I saw short with this mod but dude cut cows limbs
If only Fingees actually made these mods playable, the entire world would become an utopia. We love you and what you do, Fingees.
@r.t.8737
Ай бұрын
Do they never make them playable?? Damn. I really wanted to play this one.
@spetsnaz4537
Ай бұрын
@@r.t.8737*he
@muhammedmuha4846
Ай бұрын
@@r.t.8737i honestly don't know what to do if i coule play the mod....so many things.
@sadge0
Ай бұрын
@@r.t.8737 I think more than half of what he makes is made in Blender or something like that. If he actually coded everything and made an actual mod, there would be no reason for him to not upload it
@SenkJu
Ай бұрын
@@sadge0 I'm pretty sure they are mostly real mods. I don't think they are very stable, though. Probably work just well enough to be recorded for a video and not be actually played.
ROFL!!! Wow! Fantastic work and hilarious video! Mojang needs to hire you and add those golems to the full game! That's amazing and super lore friendly.
Is that a Dune reference at 4:30?!??!
“You can punch them, or you can open them up to see their beating hearts.” Lmao.
i love how all of your mods have this stream of consciousness feel to them. discusses like 10 different topics in one video. big fan.
Unironically one of the best mods I’ve ever seen, it’s so DETAILED
Absolutely insane but amazing at the same time, I love it!!!
now add block racism. edit: also put in a brown block that has the text I had a dream on it
@Ireekofcocacola
Ай бұрын
💀
@dxlorean2938
Ай бұрын
i second this
@warmak4576
Ай бұрын
I haven't seen any other block type at dirt,s funeral kinda sus o.O
@andrewst.pierre2779
Ай бұрын
Agreed
@ThefifthBishopofGord
Ай бұрын
I third this. There would be such cool interactions between glazed magenta terracotta with them possibly having cool little arrow hats.
Cant wait for the Religion mod. Since you usually have two or more different topics in one video (like living blocks and golems), why not connect the Religion-mod with war? Sounds like a good idea.
@fingees_YT
Ай бұрын
a little on the nose
@MothGirlHina
Ай бұрын
@@fingees_YT And we can't have fingees on the nose!
@annaplaysandsings
Ай бұрын
@@fingees_YT how about religion and OceanGate?
@jacextreme6432
Ай бұрын
@@fingees_YTflying spaghetti monster
@fosminclorin
Ай бұрын
Historically accurate
I haven’t seen a video that made me laugh the way this one did in a while. Thank you
The idea is cursed beyond belief, but the log golem looks marvelous and is a great idea A forest guardian that violently stops you from deforestation would make the early game way more interesting
@avgredditmod
Ай бұрын
minecraft shader referncece
@Doller_
Ай бұрын
Don't Starve be like:
@mather468
Ай бұрын
Minecraft leshen
@DenvaProbablyDraws
Ай бұрын
@@Doller_ Lol you beat me to it
@TheWizardGamez
Ай бұрын
Firr
Oh my god there is such a low framerate
@pejn5329
Ай бұрын
So?
@fingees_YT
Ай бұрын
send the video to your friends so i can afford something better than my 2015 mac book pro
@sodalist301shorts
Ай бұрын
@@fingees_YT😢👍
@Cry_ct
Ай бұрын
Doesn't that just prove that this is an actual mod that exists and Fingees was the one who created it x.x
@MystiLuxe
Ай бұрын
how do i get this mod@@fingees_YT
this feels like you wrote the script first and then modded in stuff to match the unhinged script and it's fantastic for it
This feels like an interdimensional cable gag
5:15 so glad you added left beef to minecraft
@tadtastic
Ай бұрын
he needs to add none pizza next
I have no idea how many layers deep we are into the metaverse to tell if this is real, satire, fake, just some silly mods, ENTIRE HAND CRAFTED CGI, AI GENERATED MINECRAFT!? What I do know is that this is hilarious and you had me going the whole time, great video!
@GastricProblemsHaver
Ай бұрын
i think it's cgi composited onto actual minecraft gameplay but it's still funny as hell
@leolandi3852
Ай бұрын
Some scenes have too much movement. I think the blocks living thing is an actual minecraft mod @@GastricProblemsHaver
@iheartbinary
Ай бұрын
My best guess is this is a super-edit of a lot of different little mods that probably don't work at the same time. But the writing and timing is top notch, I was laughing my butt off the entire time!
@juanazhang
Ай бұрын
ai can't do this, don't just assume something someone spent hours working on is ai 😭
@3three3three3three
Ай бұрын
zuck's metaverse is now ubiquitous. it's over.
I started giggling uncontrollably at the sideways mobs, you’ve earned a sub my friend. Amazing mod
Never seen or heard of ur channel prior to today, randomly got recommended this and decided to watch it-- ngl, i havent cared about minecraft since like 2020, but you just made me interested in mc content again, love this vid and your demeanor. Finna sub
What I love about these videos is the fact that the topic completely changes because of one small detail
4:04 Suffering leaves suffering leaves.
@vladimirfloppa9677
Ай бұрын
English language moment
@quujiniito
Ай бұрын
ULTRAKILL MENTIONED
@CorruptedSpider
Ай бұрын
ULTRAKIIILL!!!
Idk how to feel about this, man...
this is actually the coolest thing I've seen in Minecraft so far
I love fingees calming and soothing voice saying the most cursed stuff to ever exist
0:43 this is heart wrenching for me. i know they're inanimate creatures given life through a mod and it's not even a real person, but manually having to dismember someone, or something, gives me immense butterflies in my stomach. i might just be stupid though idk
@luma4682
Ай бұрын
it could be that you are a sensible person, but I admit, that dismember something that still move and alive is cruel, and make feeò bad :’)
@Akai_Music
Ай бұрын
We're stupid together, then...
@thebiggestpanda1
Ай бұрын
You’ve never had a pet de-pawed so they could calm down?
@iusedtomakefandubswheniwas3052
Ай бұрын
I feel you bro 😢
@xfreja
Ай бұрын
@@luma4682sensitive*
I would truly love to surprise my friends with a multiplayer server running every single one of your mods.
Sick and insane, that's a great mod if I ever saw one
I like how it went from making minecraft blocks alive to making everything sideways in the most perfect transition ever.
History channel at 2AM.
This is by far the absolute best Minecraft mod ive ever seen! Absolutely amazing and amazingly done! I can't believe how many features there is. 😂😂😂
That furnace was screaming in passion, not pain
My favorite part about these videos is that there’s a gradual chain reaction on the showcasing of the mods features, one feature connects to the next feature and so on. Truly genius.
Scurvy should be added to Minecraft if you don't eat enough fruit, as this will cause you to lose your teeth (teeth you can buy from villager dentists) and you'll be forced to eat crushed food.
The level of detail is beyond very great job on this
i was not expecting the energy of this video to go the way it did haha the whole beating heart inside iron blocks in vanilla mc... im glad someone is spreading the message!
@ChrispyChken
Ай бұрын
the combination of parody and actual genuine creativity is is amazing in this vid
The block looks cute when it was in your hand 0:24
@fingees_YT
Ай бұрын
it had never been more scared in its life though
@christianochoa0
Ай бұрын
He was actually choking the block
@imchicken5899
Ай бұрын
i want to be the oak planks
@Poopenfarden
Ай бұрын
@@fingees_YT "where's the money Lebowski"
@SunroseStudios
Ай бұрын
"this is NOT cute. blocks only do this when they're very distressed"
4:00 the stairs golem is absolutely epic
This is extremely cursed EDIT: you are absolutely crazy, like 100% insane.
Yo should make a server and update it with these mods so we can experience each world you make
I love how calm and cursed this video is
probably one of the more thorough mods I've seen in a while, the concept is genius and you came up with a lot of ideas to expand it. Love!
this is genuinely one of the funniest minecraft videos
"I play mods!" "cool,what kind of mods?" "Ummm,war crimes?"
Fingees is secretly the lead dev for 1.22 (this is his devlog)
Wow, this man I do not know if he is working solo or if he as a team. Neither do if what he is making videos on are playable mods, as he never posted any of em (as far as I know). But just making so much 3d models for each videos is an impressive task. And if they are playable mods, fingees could be considered a god at this point in time. I am truly amazed of what fingees is capable of making. As a dev, modder and player. It would be truly amazing to have one day some bit of playable mod or usable models or anything to play with, coming from fingees. (Ps: I am really hiped about the future of this channel)
@noahsmethers9339
Ай бұрын
I have doubts about it being playable, but no matter what reality we live in it’s one where the videos exist. That is enough
@iced-macchiato
Ай бұрын
@@noahsmethers9339Agreed. The videos are likely linear and designed for the video. Most of these systems he shows arent functional past demo.
This is seriously what i love about Minecraft. You can mod the game to whatever you want. Creativity is endless here.
In all of my time with Minecraft mods this is by far the most creatively cursed looking mod I have ever seen.
"Where's the questionable content" > enter slime golem "Ah, there it is."
5:56 _R a i n b o w s !_
"This leaves golem, leaves leaves everywhere." Dude this is comedy gold and I want to play it with my daughter.
as someone who only played deeply Minecraft in the early stages like a decade ago, i am astounded how insane Minecraft mods have gotten. Just brilliant.
Using the loudest orgasm really has to be one of the worst choices for screams lmao
The fact you can make a block a parapalegic, Is Both Sad and funny. I was not expecting that.
Damn i havent enjoyed minecraft content in a decade haha this video is insane! Very cool
This is probably my biggest phobia of sorts, though not quite at phobia level. Walking around and just constantly walking over, touching, just generally being completely and utterly surrounded by something alive no matter where i go. Don't know if it has a name.
1:48 omgosh wtf haha.. ur mods are pretty cool :0
“Hey man, what did you do today” “Coded my acid visions into minecraft”
1:48 * You feel your sins crawling on your back
@Oh_sorry_theres_no_handle
19 күн бұрын
*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
@rockpie
7 күн бұрын
@@Oh_sorry_theres_no_handle*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFICATION INTENSIFIES*
@Oh_sorry_theres_no_handle
7 күн бұрын
@@rockpie *THE INTENSE INTENSIFYING OF THE INTENSIFICATION OF MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES TO INTENSE LEVELS*
Most well done Minecraft content I’ve ever seen, in terms of ideas and execution.
Bro, this is so good, i need a playthrough of this😂😂 Imagine the house running off midnight or the box hide under ground 🤣🤣
4:44 *Hey man, OH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT GOLEM*
@squishygrapeschannel3276
Ай бұрын
Getting intimate with his firm, heavy iron head
@The_chosen_one133
Ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@licenciadoencomerasado9364
Ай бұрын
4:24 foreshadowing...
This man is the king of adding features we didn’t ask for but desperately didn’t need
Why is this actually so fucking cute though? If I had the laptop to even run this I'd DEFINITELY download this mod.
Never Ever have i seen someone mod with such prowess. Didn't even think the sideways thing was possible during runtime.
I lost my MIND laughing at “San Francisco”
This is next level... I don't even know what it is next level in. Out of the box thinking. Disturbing. Out there. Inconceivable yet conceived. Every game movie book or street corner everywhere needs more of this to make it more interesting. Everyone and everything stuck in a creative rot should aspire to creativity like this.
this might just be the peak of comedy about Minecraft if that was ever a genre to begin with
This had to one of the best minecraft shitposts I've ever seen
*This is the most cursed thing that has ever been, and ever will be made.*
This is quality content right here
Absolutely crazy video XD. It needs one thing. Since Copper can be made into Copper Rods, Copper Golems should have a special property to when they take damage, they get struck by lightning, but when they get struck by lightning, they take damage. It will be a fun time XD.
3:53 Ahh, a spirited away reference, I like it!