can you make it so the player can breed with fish and then the player can become faster at swimming?

@fingees_YT

5 ай бұрын

would the player or the fish get faster

@twomur_

5 ай бұрын

@@fingees_YT the fish would carry the players babies and eventually burst out 100,000 eggs and this would spawn in 100,000 random players into your world and they would all follow the player around calling him dad asking for child support. but it would make the player faster

@fingees_YT

5 ай бұрын

gonna have to type out 100,000 lines of code but i'm on it

@twomur_

4 ай бұрын

@@fingees_YT or you could just breed with me 😉

@killmepleaseA

4 ай бұрын

and make them have name the of "lost child" ​@@fingees_YT

i swear to god the concept of making a dachshund is the funniest shit minecraft modders can come up with

@DeMooniC

4 ай бұрын

A shame it's not a real mod tho...

@marinator_666

2 ай бұрын

​@@DeMooniCit is, except the fish evolving

@janintelkor

2 ай бұрын

@@marinator_666 where to download it then?

@marinator_666

2 ай бұрын

@@janintelkor curse forge

@comentaristacomun3414

2 күн бұрын

dont swear

2:49 terrifying fish walks on land breathes air threatens to destroy australia

@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga

2 ай бұрын

*Lithuania

@Stolen_skeleton_tf2

2 ай бұрын

And that's not even joke

@sotonamisimp4606

2 ай бұрын

Arknights moment

2:22 yeah.. "milk"

@masonboone4307

2 ай бұрын

"It had utters so yeah biologically yes it is milk" - 🤓

@teresar6348

Ай бұрын

Well there are no bulls in this cursed update or real Minecraft so I just realized this makes all the cows lesbians

@masonboone4307

Ай бұрын

@@teresar6348 that also means that it might imply that the the cows undergo mitosis and they just do a staring contest to see who gets to do mitosis

@Da_real_bot

Ай бұрын

NO NO NO NO NO NO

@mr_pigman1013

Ай бұрын

@@masonboone4307I’m boutta mitote all over the place

The only thing missing is interspecies breeding. We will get interblock breeding so I don't see why not.

@fingees_YT

5 ай бұрын

brings up an interesting point about whether all the blocks are the same species or not (and whether or not block racism exists)

@joshuahunt9609

4 ай бұрын

​@@fingees_YTdirt lives matter

@oberonpanopticon

4 ай бұрын

@@fingees_YThalf slabs must at least be a subspecies They can’t be juveniles or else there’d be a slab for every block Unless it’s some sort of metamorphosis unique to some kind of block…

@Gumstone4

4 ай бұрын

So we're talking about block genealogy now?

@swileyhedrick2373

4 ай бұрын

spring update go check

i love the part where your inventory gets covered in milk. i think you should also add cows with one big udder

@Na-fj6cc

4 ай бұрын

But what about bulls?

@vll6746

4 ай бұрын

​@@Na-fj6ccthat's the cow with one big udder

@heather_foreather

4 ай бұрын

No..

@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga

4 ай бұрын

Oh no

@Insanity_TM

4 ай бұрын

@@vll6746Oh god no…

The pigs rotating is just... magical to observe 💀💀💀

@mr_pigman1013

Ай бұрын

Those pigs got me acting unwise

The update we don't know we need 🤣

@mara_moon13

3 ай бұрын

Fingees is the _chanel_ we don't need.

@zonkfart

3 ай бұрын

the update we didn't need. at all. but we got in anyway, so cheers!

@Goodsy567

3 ай бұрын

mara_moon13 is the commenter we don’t need

I can’t wait for a villager to go to an old village their family used to live in, find out that the villagers started breeding with the fishes and started to have fish/villager hybrids, then run away from said fish/villager hybrids only to find out they are a fish/villager hybrid.

@Frognungun

4 ай бұрын

didn't expect to see a shadow over innsmouth reference

@tehrealcoralsnek7044

4 ай бұрын

the blocks over innsmouth

@ChromaCaipira

4 ай бұрын

Squidward Villagers

@The_Imposter.

4 ай бұрын

I read the tale yesterday

@ripsterhipster5948

4 ай бұрын

Shadow over Minecraft

You know this guy has some actual good ideas…but also a lot of cursed ideas

@triangle82838

4 ай бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power?

@someonewithaphone3108

4 ай бұрын

​@@triangle82838 Not from Mojang...

@theapexsurvivor9538

4 ай бұрын

​@@triangle82838Not from sane people.

@teenick

4 ай бұрын

​​@@triangle82838it is possible but at a cost of sanity

@user-dm4ez4sz8q

8 күн бұрын

dew it

1:28 bro’s built like a high heel

@quadrillage3838

2 ай бұрын

ijbol

@dcviare

Ай бұрын

I’m crying lmfaooo

The smile on my face from watching the dogs soar in the air to play fetch and the way it dropped instantly when you cut to the utters of the cow

@qwertydavid8070

2 ай бұрын

so basically the dean norris meme lol

I love how the fish went from liking bread to literally just the plot of the H.P. Lovecraft story "The Shadow over Innsmouth"...

@velocityraptor2890

4 ай бұрын

wait, WHAT?!

@Eclipsestar150

4 ай бұрын

So many Lovecraftians have watched this video

@ratking7383

2 ай бұрын

The Shadow over Blocksmouth

@Eclipsestar150

29 күн бұрын

I guess people just like stuff with craft in the name of everyone here also likes world of war craft I wouldn’t be surprised

The fish evolution is some Lovecraftian horror stuff. Just the realization feeding some fish bread lead to those things that now terrorize villages and steal bread... Actually wait I hate villagers, now I love the fish people.

@tianmuhe4313

4 ай бұрын

the shadow over innsmouth!

@goodolmemo

4 ай бұрын

Grox, is that you?

@MotherCelevrus

4 ай бұрын

@@tianmuhe4313hail Dagon

@S10nTh3Gr8

4 ай бұрын

mod name?

@user-tw3rh9po4t

4 ай бұрын

@@MotherCelevrus**Ben 10 and Call Of Cthulhu intensifies**

1:42 was so unexpected, thank you for that

2:29 this fish thing is very scary and remins me of ''Spore (2008)''

@asener351

2 ай бұрын

all he needs to add now is the ability for the fish to develop advanced space civilizations

This feels like a mod that while currently being silly it could be turned into a vanilla realism mod

I like the idea of fishes coming out of water if you hold bread in front of them, much better than fishing.

@RepeatedAxe

4 ай бұрын

That should be a feature, maybe they should add Koi and have them spawn in ponds in the cherry forest, and they'll swim towards players holding bread

@oooooooooegorova9717

4 ай бұрын

Fishing was rendered useless in later versions, as fish can simply be caught using weapons in the water

@star_is_g

4 ай бұрын

​@@RepeatedAxe that would be awesome

this feels like torture

2:57 why did i expect the music to stop and him to say and you have to fu**ing kill them to get it back before the music resumes 💀💀

Ok I'm not even joking, I love the whole fish thing. The fact that you can breed them and they'll lay eggs that can hatch is already amazing, but what makes me fell in love even more is the fish mutants. Idk how but you made them look vanilla and cool and I'd love to see something like this in an official Minecraft update. Imagine finding those fish mutants in their underwater village. You can get a lot of new things from them such as new underwater plants and crops and blocks. But bread is the thing that they love the most, just like emerald is to villagers. And so to trade with them you need bread. They'd be a neutral mob, which means that they'd only attack you if you hit them first. They also would look different depending on the biome, just like villagers. Cod mutants in deep water, salmon mutants in cold water, tropical and pufferfish mutants in warm water. Dolphin is their ride, which can be your ride to by trading a special dolphin saddle with them. The tropical fish mutants can also spawn in a giant pool of water in a lush cave. What makes them different from their ocean brothers is that they're smaller and have tamed the axolotl. Ofc, since they're in a giant body of water in a lush cave that'd make them super rare.

@TheNelson916-tn8sm

4 ай бұрын

also they look goofy asl when they first grow legs 3:02

@gdottothegamer1001

4 ай бұрын

@@TheNelson916-tn8sm right? It makes me love them even more

@Deoxy81

4 ай бұрын

Why is this legit an awesome idea

@demusnewton8294

4 ай бұрын

@@TheNelson916-tn8smfish literally evolved into fish-lizard-human things due to being fed bread over generations of selective breeding,in which cause them to evolve from fish to lizard to a freaking dinosaur-looking fish people(the taste of a food item alien to a critter’s particular kind can change their evolutionary traits,I guess).

@ReblazeGaming

3 ай бұрын

So you wouldn’t create the fish people like in the video? You’d find them in their own underwater villages?

Bro just roasted the queen and acted normal even though she died 💀

@fingees_YT

5 ай бұрын

RIP but I'm different

@welywelym

5 ай бұрын

💀

@clyve343

5 ай бұрын

💀 💀 💀 💀

@welywelym

5 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@NightDragonPlayz

4 ай бұрын

Insert skull emoji several times

3:17 I didn't know that Minecraft was having a crossover with The Blood Waters of Dr. Z.

You should make fish villages, as soon as I get Java im downloading this. I will probably even pay for this is a pitbull dog was added xd. but great vid!

What that stone and dirt block did was very dirty

@victorjackchannel

4 ай бұрын

It made the stone rock hard

@CHAD_REX_

4 ай бұрын

@@victorjackchanneland made the dirt block moist and wet

@Very_Unique_Handle_2

4 ай бұрын

*Ba Dum Tss*

@welywelym

4 ай бұрын

This is getting extremely sus

@serinibram1627

4 ай бұрын

And the dirt-stone block is moist and wet + hard

2:27 Bro is holding YT on a Gun point

@Roanvarga

3 ай бұрын

WHY ARE THERE 65 LIKES WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PPL

I like how it just turns into straight up evolution

genuinely, i want this. the inbreedig thing is actually genuinely so cool as someone with a genetics spin

"Your modders were so preoccupied with whenever they could do it, that they forgot if they should"

The dog one is auctally a good idea tbh

@lucaslimma6707

4 ай бұрын

YES!

@danksmemington362

4 ай бұрын

Adding more useless mobs is never a good idea.

@keylaneproductions1977

4 ай бұрын

Party pooper@@danksmemington362

@SodaSizzle

4 ай бұрын

​@@danksmemington362 If it's adorable, who cares!! i mean in the end its literally just killing a stupid useless purple dragon

@danksmemington362

4 ай бұрын

@@SodaSizzle You probably voted for all the bad mob vote mobs.

I just discovered this guy but I already love him sm. Each time I thought the additions couldn't get worse, they did. The best modmaker ive ever seen. Just a guy having the best time of his life creating funny and silly features that everybody loves and needs in their minecraft world

Fingees! I remember you when you still made art on Instagram. Love your mods!!

This is quite the fucking update

@fingees_YT

4 ай бұрын

i'm not the step father i'm the father who stepped up

@monalisaYT

4 ай бұрын

@@fingees_YTis this a real mod

@d_m_j4257

4 ай бұрын

@@monalisaYT i refuse to believe this shit is real

@WarFoxThunder

4 ай бұрын

​@@fingees_YTLMAOOO

@Lolhappy909

Ай бұрын

@@monalisaYT I sure hope its fucking real, because the dog breeding seems damn awesome and I need it in my world

3:15 This is exactly what Lovecraft was warning us about!

@Eclipsestar150

4 ай бұрын

The amount of Lovecraftians here is insane (I’m one)

@PalisadePeryton

7 күн бұрын

Iiiiit's beginning to look a lot like fishmen...

I ducking love you been a while since there were original and quality ship posts around

YT guidlines is scared of him

0:35 already very realistic.

@honeydarlinggaming9156

4 ай бұрын

What da dog doin

@serinibram1627

4 ай бұрын

It does what dogs do​@@honeydarlinggaming9156

@Definitelynotbloxy

4 ай бұрын

@@honeydarlinggaming9156doggystyle

2:17 bro was edging and lost his streak 😭😭

@BlahajOfficaI

2 ай бұрын

Fr

@EinXTRAZ

Ай бұрын

NNN

How has this channel not blown up yet

this is pure chaos and i'm here for it

3:06 Well it's like my old pappy fish once said, *Carpe Diem!*

@bonniebites7979

4 ай бұрын

Giggles

@randomchad915

4 ай бұрын

Carpe Diem -> Creampied

1:43 got me 😂

@dogmanwes2790

4 ай бұрын

Yeah me too

your channel is so cursed and i love it for that.

You should make a new boss you can summon if you place two blocks, one block apart from each other in a 1x3 line then, leaving the gap, three blocks upwards from the middle. When summoned it will begin shooting yellow laser beams at you that you have to dodge or you will get a debuff. When killed it should drop white tadpoles that can be used to craft certain mobs of your choice.

This was beautiful. Now we need a sequel to this, where you can breed different species together to get something completely new! Why can't I have my mutated guardian armadillo pufferfish chicken hybrid?

@littleladybrooks6635

4 ай бұрын

That is perfect. I want it.

@rocketblaster8701

4 ай бұрын

that sounds doubly nightmarish as it does sound awesome from how hard it would be to code

@lau_soryu24

4 ай бұрын

he already did it

bro took "no matter what we breed" to whole another dimension 💀

@normanmai7865

4 ай бұрын

we still are made of seed

@perf1de37

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@normanmai7865this is my kingdom come 😞😞

I was not expecting this to lead to eldritch cows and the plot of The Shadow over Innsmouth.

I love how he just casually disses the queen like that

2:17 I know what you all are thinking 💀

@A_very_bad_username

4 ай бұрын

2:17 teenager update

@LeanderOnYoutube

4 ай бұрын

​@@A_very_bad_usernamelmao

@MackingCheese99

4 ай бұрын

Cum

@LeanderOnYoutube

4 ай бұрын

I love the person who made Minecraft It's such an interesting book!

@live.laugh.love.netzach

4 ай бұрын

Yeah. Milk. Okay.

The arms race with the fish being delivered so calmly was hysterical, I love this

@firecatpl4019

4 ай бұрын

It was also a legs race not just an arms race

When I let my pet fish outdoors to hunt only for it to return with jacked limbs and demand bread

“Kind of a drag” man that’s just ruff.

this is how i was created

@fingees_YT

5 ай бұрын

I know I was there

@youun

5 ай бұрын

@@fingees_YT dad???

@Na-fj6cc

5 ай бұрын

@@youun daddy fingees

Odly enough ... i kinda like the idea of a breeding update lol

@fingees_YT

4 ай бұрын

sly dog

Can you make a mod really simillar to that, but that you can only breed parents of a same species (but not then the kid being bred with one of the parents), then when they have kids, they look a bit different, by having different color, behaviour, sound, size and shape (these are mutations), and just like that, the species ARTIFICIALY (i mean like bred by the player) diversify and evolve into many breeds and new species. When you find a nice looking experiment, you have to use a MOB SELECTOR ARROW, which is not a hunting arrow, but an arrow that gets an egg with the exact specimen you selected when you spawn it to the world, also it makes 0 damage to the mob you select. At the end, when you have the egg, the egg goes to your inventory, meaning you can spawn many clones of the selected specimen from the egg. Also, before it goes to your inventory, you have to give a name to the specimen. LET ME SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE... When you like to have a shark (also the shark egg in your inventory) in minecraft, you would decide correctly where you have to breed it from, for example, using salmon to breed it into a shark: larve size, blue and white color, longer fins, a behaviour of a humble but dangerous predator, big visible teeth, scary eyes and a body shape of a torpedo. You breed those characteristics over many generations, untill you get a shark, but you also get other kinds of shark, some would be bull sharks, tiger sharks, lemon sharks and other breeds, at the end you trow the mob selecting arrow to one of the experiments, give it a name, it goes to the inventory and you can use it for more experiments, for example: turning it into a megalodon, a land shark, a red shark, etc. In conclusion: can you reate a mod of "EVOLUTION FARM"? *(Evolution farm is the name.i choose that you can name it)*

You make the most in depth, impressive mods...

bro you gotta make a downloadable modpack with all your mods. Seriously that would be incredible

@someguystudios23

4 ай бұрын

I've been looking for all of the comments asking for downloads! First one!

@somuchsoul3041

4 ай бұрын

you could call it the fingerpack

@WillowKitsuneMoonStarryFxiry

2 ай бұрын

Yes for free and it better be available on phone/bedrock too

1:21 You keep breeding until you wind up with a one legged puppy named *L'il Brudder.*

@so_much_for_jj

4 ай бұрын

One day, he’s gonna be a quarterback that will throw for 2000 yards!! He can.. *sniff* he can make it on his own 🥺😭

Nah, you wildin'. Subscribed.

0:05 #relatable

I like how there’s things added to minecraft , that’s traumatizing , and the music is literally the best of minecraft and its good

Please add industrial society and it's consequences: you know, Steve has to work 9 to 5, you can buy processed food snacks that have the flavour of literally any block ever, instead of witch huts there's Kaczinsky huts with a guy mailing you fertiliser.

_" --and you can get a dachshund by..."_ I don't know what I thought the process was going to be but it wasn't that. 10/10.

This literally just turned into the fish equivalent of "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" near the end there.

Jokes aside, these are actually really cool features that Mojang should definitely consider 😂 EDIT: Some of them*

@DZTWoo

4 ай бұрын

No 😭

@callmekoin

4 ай бұрын

yea

@damyncrews4874

4 ай бұрын

Yes.

@palinxx

4 ай бұрын

bro just watched the entire video and had to edit the comment 😭😭

Can you let us breed with mobs? I rlly want to have that enderman wedding

@Na-fj6cc

4 ай бұрын

Enderussy 💅

@kinglyzebra6417

4 ай бұрын

Do not the ender

@equilibrum999

4 ай бұрын

Do not the enderkiin, but yes the enderdovah.

@migulitolopes

4 ай бұрын

​@@kinglyzebra6417i must

@LnmHive

4 ай бұрын

A cat is fine too

This cursed thing popped up in my feed. I want to see more now

The dogs running after the ball 😂😂😂

Going through the complex process of evolution just to get more bread sounds like something I would do, ngl.

This video was deeply upsetting, keep up the good work

Bro why did the subscribe button plus like that when he said to subscribe- 😟 3:39

2:07 "overflow your bucket with milk" 💀man im dead

3:20 HP Lovecraft refrence?

@Eclipsestar150

4 ай бұрын

Why the heck are their so many Lovecraftians here I’ve never seen so many out in the wild

Finges: I made breeding more realistic. Also Finges: 1:03

Selective breeding simulator

the music at the end really sells this whole video

yo bro i think the stone block forcefully bred with the dirt block, that must be breaking a lot of laws 💀

Would like to see a players breeding ngl 3:00 now its reminds me that game where you play as a god and making evolutions, nice idea

@rabidanimal233

2 ай бұрын

.. SPORE?

Genuinely horrifying, genuinely hilarious.

2:01 Aren't cows with utters female?

@kenzieafent6291

4 ай бұрын

Lesbians.

@kori_seawolf

4 ай бұрын

Males are the only ones with horns as well, yet all Mc cows have them, Mc cows are beyond our understanding

@Book_Theory.

Ай бұрын

They are hemaphrodites

@Memento_Mori3210

7 күн бұрын

​@@kenzieafent6291nah

Well. I was not prepared for how increasingly chaotic this video would get. It doesn’t help that I’ve been awake for over 24 hours now-

"oh the dogs look so cute!" two legged dogs, fish and giant birds:

The fish people in this video are similar to me. That's funny! XD

This man really can't stop making bangers can't he?

@TheRagingRodentGaming

4 ай бұрын

Was that pun intentional? If it was, You're a genius. If not, You're still a genius.

1:50 That was part of a mod for a while alongside improved ghast and creeper animations. _Hated it then too._ I think you made them even longer. And, oh goody, you made it so they stretch when milked. _That's attention to detail no one asked for!_

The whole dog one is reminding me of Wobble Dogs

those fishmans looked straight out of cthulhu

I cant believe i just came across your channel, honestly look forwards to more content I gotta show my buds this cool breeding feature, im curious if you can breed a cooked turkey

The dog part is just wobbledogs (without wings and multiple heads and dog eggs and using cocoons to evolve)

This man just reinvented the Kua Toa. At this point I can't even say you should stop, you should've stopped back with the camels and wells. Keep spiraling into madness. Please.

Bro distinctively taught us about evolution with the fish

One thing that would be awesome is if you can breed with villagers, creating player/villager hybrids that can trade like a villager and can fight back when attacked like a Player. Plus instead of going through the trouble of finding two villagers to breed with eachother, just bring one villager back and breed with it to create an army of slaves.

When a breeding idea turns out to be so cursed that you reinvent Lovecrafts Fishmen you know you have done something right. However I would like a add a few other things: We have bones already, so it is not too far of a stretch to also add teeth. Teeth can be crafted into 1 bonemeal or planted into the earth to create tooth flowers. You have to water them with milk to make them grow strong. 9 teeth will be crafted into a tooth block and can be used to make a portal into the tooth dimension. It will have a turquoise/greenish sky and no sun, thick fog that limits the vision greately. There will be biomes depending on the height. At the very top you will have castles made out of tooth bricks with tooth fairies inside, legless floating torsos with long arms and an impossible wide maw, filled with teeth, their entire body covered in tiny holes for more teeth. They trade teeth for candy and gold nuggets like pigmen and will otherwise leave you alone unless you have teeth in your inventory or can be seen eating. Below that (many blocks below that) you have the tooth stalagmites (equivalent to the stalagmites in vanilla minecraft but can harbor silverfish inside them if they have tiny holes), below that you will have layers upon layers of gum (some already rotten and drops rotten flesh - some hold a new ore called teeth metal) and below that you have a sea of blood in which large and long leeches swim (their attacks are poisonous and cause nausea but can drop leather and leech meat, which can be brewed into a potion of esurience allowing for instant eating of food, otherwise the meat is poisonous)

@Eclipsestar150

4 ай бұрын

How the heck have all the Lovecraftians came here

@chesteryolo7058

4 ай бұрын

@@Eclipsestar150 We are everywhere. Can you hear the crashing of the waves? If you listen deep inside you you know where we belong. The sunken kingdom is rising again but there is only so many Etsymupkh is willing to help. You need a mermaid fin to enter the kingdom. I always sucked at sewing but my feet are now together. We will wait for you. We will wait in below the great waves. Come and join us

The dog flying after the tennis ball made me lose it xD

“new minecraft mobs are supposed to have features” *shows the sniffer* lol!

The fish with legs is like some cursed spore creation

3:32 I'm in whos with me

@BlahajOfficaI

2 ай бұрын

Depends

@pineapple5059

7 күн бұрын

😂

Can't wait for speedrunners to do a "Inbreed all dog breeds"

The dog thing is cool. I would totally get the mod just for that. I wonder if it's online for download?

being real, all of these new ideas are actually really cool. mojang should learn from this guy.