You could've bred them in the nether, then deployed "tactical portals" to create an ever-changing, invasion of pigs from the otherworld

@Madi.Adkins01

10 ай бұрын

Ohmygod this is genius

@luzteck5033

10 ай бұрын

bruh

@jermasus

10 ай бұрын

Fight smarter not harder - sun tzu

@TopPigETN

10 ай бұрын

Bro just recreated Minecraft Legends in Minecraft Java

@Nalia908

10 ай бұрын

And they would *never* know

“We would breed, play a round of geoguesser, go back to breeding…” Damn that’s a dirty couple

@modables

Жыл бұрын

I do that all the time

@rest6476

Жыл бұрын

@@modables must be fun

@_DeathDreams_

Жыл бұрын

@@modables Same

@snifferrr

Жыл бұрын

me and my ex lol

@rubyblood8764

Жыл бұрын

​@@snifferrr AYO, WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR EX?

I love the unscripted detail that the person who really ended up getting Jaron banned wasn't someone who was doing it for the sake of fixing the server. It was someone who did it for the sake of taking over and making things much much worse.

@zennangnath

7 ай бұрын

These videos are 100% scripted. It's the third time now I've seen a Minecraft KZreadr use this video format for clickbait. Don't get me wrong, it's fun to watch, but these are all friends who are basically following a scripted story for entertainment.

@species.

7 ай бұрын

@@zennangnathits not lol , its a minecraft server they cant script it

@RapidAssaultEuro

6 ай бұрын

@@species. do you know what a script is? It's a list of instructions with dialogue for people to follow. A minecraft server is made of people playing the game, people can follow a script to make content for this video. This guy is playing with his friends and just told them what to do to make a funny video.

@Transformers2Fan1

6 ай бұрын

​@@zennangnathdude where do you think the coding word "script" came from?

@TeemoQuinton

5 ай бұрын

Ah yes, everything on the internet is fake. Do you think Mojang fixed the mob vote, too?@@zennangnath

6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine" got me dying

@phoenixdabeast1491

5 ай бұрын

“That’s what they used to call me back in high school” was even funnier

@robertlupa8273

4 ай бұрын

*"I AM A* _[breeding]_ *machine* *READY TO RELOAD LIKE AN ATOM BOMB* *ABOUT TO OH OH OH OH OH EXPLODE"*

“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!” The villains base: 0:27

@spookyscaryskeletons578

Жыл бұрын

what are you talking about? that's just a totally normal and vanilla pig.

@RafaelMunizYT

Жыл бұрын

drake's secret base

@FlurryPie0

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@genoob5843

Жыл бұрын

@@spookyscaryskeletons578 are “normal and vanilla” pigs supposed to look as big as a mansion?

"For every pig we want we need twice the amount of carrots cuz' you feed them 1 2 then boom baby pig in the morning. Its just like humans and alcohol." Is probably one of the dumbest and most true statements ever.

@nikolimoon6165

Жыл бұрын

I was about to comment bout that, but then I decided to check to see if anyone else already did XXD

@corgiboy7478

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@magorzatamaniak3454

Жыл бұрын

My favourite youtube quote

@Enderia2

Жыл бұрын

ruined the 202

@NovaGames001

Жыл бұрын

@@nikolimoon6165 I am speed

Dude straight up started his own villain arc that ended with betrayal twist damn💀

“It’s like humans with alcohol” 💀 0:30

@as-wv8kt

11 күн бұрын

I mean it makes sense what he said if you think about it

The panic is his voice when he looked at how many pigs died from being is gold lmao

@JustAnotherYouTubeCommenter

Жыл бұрын

from being what?

@tanjerin.

Жыл бұрын

@@JustAnotherKZreadCommenter from being

@gmatic_playz3285

Жыл бұрын

@@tanjerin. from being

@FukaiKokoro

Жыл бұрын

From being

@mercer2913

Жыл бұрын

@@gmatic_playz3285 from being

"so I got my friends Planetlord and Baconwaffles to breed late at night" -Jaron 2023

@_TheFather_

Жыл бұрын

Hahahha

@MoonlarkSpirits

Жыл бұрын

Ayo

@GamerAdamStudios

Жыл бұрын

Lmao bro

@blackballsgaming6760

Жыл бұрын

I’m better at making people breed at night 💀

@awesome346

Жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you!!

I created an automatic chicken farm with dispensers, minecarts, and Redstone. I used to have a thing where I would go to servers, set it up under someone's house, and then just wait around until it crashed the server. Good times.

@singularcroc

2 ай бұрын

t e a c h m e h o w

Ironically, a couples years back me and some of my buddies were on a server and someone made the admin so mad he punished us all by spawning in hundreds of sheep using command blocks because he didn't know who griefed spawn. I was one of the few people with a beefy enough PC not to crash but we left for a while before the culprit came out clean lol

He was minding his own business with his pig build and someone thought of building a capybara to start a rivalry. actually funny

@coolercoolguy

10 ай бұрын

"Haha, that guy got hit on the head with a coconut!!"

@blitzFN100

2 ай бұрын

turn to Christ❤😊❤😊

@doodoo2065

Ай бұрын

​@@blitzFN100spam

@bruhmoment1835

14 сағат бұрын

@@blitzFN100the pedo prince ❤️

6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine, funnily enough that's what they call me back in highschool" I'm dead💀

@Nulono

Жыл бұрын

How many babies did he have in high school?

@FencinfurTheartist

Жыл бұрын

I call ur stuff

@randomnobody8713

Жыл бұрын

Oh god

@gneu1527

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@dries-pederjanse6249

Жыл бұрын

@@Nulono bout 5000

You can say you're HOGGING up all that RAM!

1:30 Me enjoying my life then I forgot to defrost the chicken:

I was genuinely infuriated when they killed all the pigs at one point especially when they said “he probably spent like 20 hours in this and we just exterminated them in like 45 minutes” I’m surprised he was cool about it

@AbuHajarAlBugatti

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewdarko115 funnily its always those braindead low IQ morons who grief. Not just in minecraft but in every game. These the tiktok and instagram people. Guess destroying other peoples ideas is the only enjoyable thing if you can barely get any of your own

@hunterhallengren6509

Жыл бұрын

​@Stevey The Ex-Eevee your getting mad over some random mf you've never spoken to on KZread. Also that isn't a sign of low intelligence, that's you being pretentious

@angie.castle

Жыл бұрын

I mean, I think he was expecting and kind of hoping for it in a way. After all, he had a secret set to repopulate faster already made, meaning he had a feeling he'd get caught early. Plus, it's great content of breed vs kill the poggos.

@davidbarroso1960

Жыл бұрын

well he was lagging the server

@Cubicflow

Жыл бұрын

@@davidbarroso1960 they still acted braindead

after seeing Jaron's obsession with pigs in his other videos, I'm glad he finally dedicated a whole video to them

@tele_gram_yeahjaron0

Жыл бұрын

👆👆Wow Congratulations🎊🎊 You have been selected among my ongoing giveaway 🎁 winners INBOX ME.

@Yeah_Jaron

Жыл бұрын

You wanna know what's terrible. Either next, or next next video is gonna be about a pig too, and I didn't even plan for it to be that way

@izzy_lava

Жыл бұрын

@@Yeah_Jaron can;t wait man

@gigachadspongebob4190

Жыл бұрын

@@Yeah_Jaron we want more pigs

@kak732

Жыл бұрын

@@Yeah_Jaron we need pigs 🐷🐷🐷

Imagine just mining for gold or diamonds and you get this weird lag and you just mine an entire pig farm filled with 10,000 entities

6:28 It’s over Pigakin, I have the high ground!

@HeadsetHatGuy

Ай бұрын

You underestimate my power!

@DeviousMuncher

27 күн бұрын

dont try it

this is my type of content

@annacullinane8601

Жыл бұрын

Ye lol hey u make great vids too

@tatok1296

Жыл бұрын

No likes yet 💀

@eddie_lol

Жыл бұрын

you should do that too

@randomgamer3978

Жыл бұрын

88? Lemme fix it

@MichelleW870

Жыл бұрын

based

I did this with turtles once. Got a ban after 2 weeks of extreme turtle breeding. It was beautiful, I had a decoy pen and was the supplier of scoots and eggs for that server. Too bad I got busted, they were onto me pretty early but never expected I’d breed so many…

@proudamerican183

8 ай бұрын

You didn't happen to record that, did you?

@ibrahimdalupang

8 ай бұрын

​@@proudamerican183he probably didn't, why can't people on the internet just have fun without having to provide extreme proof like it's a court

@proudamerican183

8 ай бұрын

@@ibrahimdalupang Bruh. I didn't ask for proof. I asked cuz I would love to watch that.

@pinkfurret6245

5 ай бұрын

​@@ibrahimdalupangWhy can't people on the internet ask a question without being criticized?

@tfordham13

5 ай бұрын

​@@ibrahimdalupanghe wasn't asking for proof he just wanted to see it

0:46 that's 200 iq I never thought of this

1:25 that moment of sudden realisation and genuine shock lmao

The ending was heartbreaking

@OmegaQuinn

Жыл бұрын

Planet betrayed Jaron

@gottalook2wice0isverycoolyes

Жыл бұрын

planet sold fr

@ciberkid22

Жыл бұрын

Planet sold him out for 62 cents

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

@@ciberkid22 to be fair that’s a lot of money

@JavaScrapper

Жыл бұрын

@@placeholderdoe yeah, especially for the 1870s

Pangi not snitching on y’all is amazing. Fucking legend

1:25 OH NOO😱💀

This is genuinely one of the best ideas I’ve seen in so long in Minecraft content 😭 good job for the original idea bro 👏

I was half expecting him to do it like a Trojan horse where he makes an average laggy thing and then gives them the giant pig as a gift after agreeing to remove the laggy item in question

I did something similar with wolves. I went far deep into the nether and built a giant area to breed wolves. I picked an area that would spawn a nether portal at the enemy camp, and proceeded to breed thousands of wolves. Soon I had an army and no one had a clue because no one else loaded in the chunk in the nether. I opened the portal, walked through and my army of wolves followed, attacking anyone i attacked. It was a joyus momement

@dabonethug

11 ай бұрын

and everyone clapped

@bmg111

10 ай бұрын

@@dabonethugdo you just have a boring life or something this is pretty believable

@Cringedak

8 ай бұрын

Bro got a whole Bossfight stage

massive respect to you for honoring technoblade with this many pigs

Honestly I'm not a huge fan of the "doing X until Y on Z" style of minecraftsmp videos (especially ones I've never heard of before) but this genuinely grabbed my interest and I knew I had to watch this, excellent video dude

Thanks jaron, next time when I go to a gunfight I'll take a wooden shield with me for safety

@t.kersten7695

Жыл бұрын

and don´t forget a Pig. Wooden Shields grant you only max. Protection when held by a Pig.

@givemepasgetti4293

Жыл бұрын

how did the gunfight go

@AVSplays

Жыл бұрын

@@givemepasgetti4293 got shot in the chest 27 times :(

@ScuttleBugReal

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to cut a tree on your enemy if they attempt to break your axe

@AVSplays

Жыл бұрын

@@Tow4_subaccount no advertising, bad robot bad

planet casually betraying jaron so he has an excuse to murder people lmao

Pangi not snitching is gold He’s a real one Planet should learn from him

The human and carrot reference made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

To make this better, you could use twisting vines to temporarily remove the pigs collision, therefore reducing lag. And then at the end break all the vines to unleash the chaos.

The moment he said 43,200 carrots a DAY I got flashbacks of the Potato war. Stay in power Technoblade, You're still relevant. Edit: how tf am I this relevant

@radioactivebirbchild5232

Жыл бұрын

o7

@humerusjammer95

Жыл бұрын

what

@beam9022

Жыл бұрын

technoblade isnt the #1 potato farmer anymore

@XD-hk3rm

Жыл бұрын

But people will still remember him as the number #1

@BigBoyEvan247

Жыл бұрын

He definitely isn't still relevant

You made a belly laugh inducing, masterful and entertainingly hilarious video without any swearing, crudeness, and soley family-friendly dialog. That takes serious talent and a heart of gold (or pork, if you will). I lost it at the statue of the Pg Wither and the Pig Volcano. Thank you for making my day!

@octavian888

Ай бұрын

ehhhhhhh not the no crudeness theres the breeding machine joke the 2 people with alchohol joke I think there are one or two more in there tho

2:00 im dying, actually dying

@lucasroi3.14

5 ай бұрын

i cant stop laughing

I love how he manically laughs and then gets a stack and ahalf and is like "OH NO WHAT DID I DO"

0:33 it’s just like humans and alcohol 💀💀

@Alright281

10 ай бұрын

because its true

@godzillaburger903

9 ай бұрын

Lol

@JimmyMorrison-hi5gy

4 ай бұрын

So that how I was born

@SushanthEmpire52YT

Ай бұрын

​@@JimmyMorrison-hi5gy💀

@zonered-5603

Ай бұрын

Lowkey true ngl

"it's just like humans and alcohol" made me spit out my water-

Man when he laughed crazy and then said no made me creak up mate

I like how you just still breed all of the pigs even though planet lord got sent to court for only 200 chickens. Also lot of respect for you and other smaller creaters keep up the great work jaron!!!

The pig slaughter will not be forgotten. I am deeply deeply in pain. rip all

@fa1c_YT

Жыл бұрын

@Tow4_subaccount ?!?

@zartey

Жыл бұрын

Luffy

@davidaugustofc2574

Жыл бұрын

Techo was one of those

@fa1c_YT

Жыл бұрын

@@zartey why are u following me

"Like humans and alcohol" came out of nowhere with a mean left hook. Good line. 👍

Half the army gets decimated “Whatever happens happens, let’s do this again”

I love the work and creativity Jaron puts in his video. RESPECT (also the background plot is like, AMAZING!!)

The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile Yes, I am on drugs, how do you know?

@Chemicalformula

Жыл бұрын

Yooo I’m on drugs too bro

@filipkolano5677

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Zaipher

Жыл бұрын

Bruh who tf decides to watch yeah jaron funi bloc game man while they’re high 💀💀

@Chemicalformula

Жыл бұрын

@@Zaipher don’t worry about it man you just gotta go with the flow bruv

@SyncronedStuff

Жыл бұрын

@@Zaipher I clearly do!

i like harmless trolling like this only harmful trolling i like is the ones on corrupt servers nice video man :)

What I would've done is had multiple pig farms running around the map and make them really hard to find so it takes forever for everyone to find them after I would get banned

I'll admit, this was pretty funny. Normally I get annoyed with people deliberately causing lag, but you put actual effort into it and were, quite simply, just playing the game. Not your fault the server can't handle a bacon empire.

@proudamerican183

10 ай бұрын

Bacon Empire. 😂🥓

@EnderCrypt

9 ай бұрын

yeah, i mean they could easily just.. blocked breeding, if there was too many entities nearby problem solved but that clearly wasnt something the server intended to do, so you have to ask why they complain if they dont prevent if despite being 1 plugin/setting away

Todays Fun Fact: If you put "Fun Fact" at the beginning of the comment, 99% of people will read until the end!

@theseus3465

Жыл бұрын

Your right

@mentalbreakdown3140

Жыл бұрын

WHY ARE YOU RIGHT

@Predator6065

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@evilnessie7241

Жыл бұрын

Dude ur a bot

@GalacticGamer1

Жыл бұрын

So true

5:08 Saw that coming when he broke the block didn't block off the beacons beam 🤦‍♂️💀

just the shield slowly being prepared for a fight

7:06 this is some potato war shit right here

@TooastyTooast

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

@MonkeShrubb

6 ай бұрын

Technodad

I can only imagine how great this would be on Bedrock (assuming it could perform the same way). On that version, you can breed animals every freaking minute.

@forceawakens4449

Жыл бұрын

and theres no entity cramming so you can put 2000 pigs in a 1x1

@acepeck7607

Жыл бұрын

@@forceawakens4449 Oh, never realized that. The Switch is such a POS that my game would crash before I would even get close to testing that.

"When you breed pigs you get disappointment, BUT also ep" 🤣

Jaron “hahahahahahahaha” ten seconds later “OH NO”

"I was a breeding machine. Funnily enough, that's what they called me in high school" 💀

@lorenzorafael4600

3 ай бұрын

How many girls did he pull 😦

"After an hour of us straight breeding" 2:55

this is the best thing i have ever seen

"Its just like humans and alcochol" bro 💀

10:35 To help what

@nandinivenkat9363

Жыл бұрын

Breed at night😏

@user-dt8fr4up6j

10 ай бұрын

Breed

1:32 HAHHAHHAHAH The “OH NO!” 😂😂😂😂

@swe_vinne8844

Жыл бұрын

He realized he killed 50+ pigs just for fun

@rodrigomusicman1871

10 ай бұрын

Well,at least he will never Go hungry again

“Just like humans and alcohol” BROOO 😂 💀

Cmon there at the end. 1 job man!

“I got my teammate bacon waffles to help breed late at night” 💀

@tygical

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@eriottomakurashi

Жыл бұрын

That sounds gay ngl

2:55 "After an hour of straight breeding" SUS

The humble pig farmer

I love the gaslighting 😂😂😂

I like your humor. Some of the other LifeSteal KZreadrs definitely edit better and make a really cool cinematic type of story, but its not that entertaining many times. You keep it funny and simple - and make jokes. I really like it. Thanks !

Jaron is a total mood. Whenever I get banned on a server on any game or platform for doing the most destructive shit ever, I feel proud, but also sad at the same time

I love how he says they love the high ground [while they jump on the blocks] meanwhile they're literally in a massive underground chamber

"One, two then boom baby pig in the morning, it's just like humans and alcohol" FOR REAL

The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile 1:30

My favourite subtle joke is Jaron saying that he asked Bacon and Planet to breed late at night. Great video as always

" Its just like humans with alcohol " ... I'm too sober for this sh/t

Ngl if I logged into a server to see millions of pigs I'd probably be concerned at first but it would be so funny to witness 😂

It hurt my soul to see other people spawn a wither in that room and start killing them

This was genuinely hilarious and well made. Wonderful video

PLANET YOU'RE LITERALLY THROWING those pig-related mob statues were so cool lmao

‘’Cause if you feed them 1,2 boom a baby comes out it’s like humans and alcohol’’

I think of myself as a person who appreciates humor very well, but KZread videos very occasionally make me actually laugh out loud, and that “it’s just like humans and alcohol” joke almost fucking killed me

If anyone wants to know what the email at 2:11 says its: Please Cease and Desist right now or we are going to be really mad. Ok roleplay over, who is really gonna read this bit. it's on screen for like 2 seconds, so I'm just going to write what is coming to my mind. Oh shoot, the only thing coming to my mind is the next video that I'm going to be posting, but I'm not going to leak it. I like the surprise and also I don't want to make any promises that I can't 100% guarantee. CinCereally, -The pigs

@chipstealer.-.

10 ай бұрын

Thank you.

2:01 "when you breed pigs,it gives you disappointment and also exp to repair that"💀

It’s just like humans and alcohol got me dieing 😂😂😂😂😂 0:32

"It's just like humans and alchohol" LOL

8:51 “So we’re going to pick up the pieces” You mean “pig up the pieces”

Highly entertaining content keep up the great work

"It's just like humans and alcohol" had me rolling on the floor

2:51 i heard the jumper music wtf

“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!” The villains base: 4:50

6:14 Dude was straight up about to silence pangi 🤣

3:10 The computer is suffering.

This is an idea straight from the fever dreams of a deranged supervillain... and I absolutely love it! 😂

i cant believe his downfall was his friend flaking out at the most critical moment. bruh.

Bro laughed manic ally and then screamed his soul out😂😂😂😂

I feel like that server could get toxic with the wrong people lol.