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Howard Stern " Dan The Song Parody Man owes Artie Money Saga"
Part 1: Dan The Song Parody Man vs Steve Langford for reporting that he owes Artie Money.
Part 2: Artie talks to Howard and Robin that he mad at Dan.
Part 3: Ralph calls in.
Howard Stern " Dan The Song Parody Man owes Artie Money Saga"
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“Why don’t you get a real job”?? “Sorry, Not for me” lol.
@jtfanizzi
2 ай бұрын
This was my favorite part of the video. He had an excuse for absolutely everything, and was completely lying about his daughter. Real POS
@craigfriot3384
27 күн бұрын
@@jtfanizzi The hair industry has collapsed was my favorite.
@KeizerHedorah
23 күн бұрын
lol
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13 күн бұрын
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@abbafirstmortgageinc.1845
13 күн бұрын
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The nerve that Dan ask Artie why he didn’t Artie invite him to his party lol
@mattbeebe5482
6 ай бұрын
Right like maybe Artie doesn’t want to look at Dan eat steak, lobster and all the other food he bought for his party when Dan owes him $7500
@Dre2Dee2
5 ай бұрын
Cause his guilty conscious made him think "If Artie didn't invite me to the party, that must mean he's mad at me. If he's mad at me, he wont loan me anymore money" So literally all he was worried about was being cut off LOSER!
@brianl490
4 ай бұрын
@@Dre2Dee2that's actually a really solid take haha. Dan was such a turd
@chocolatetownforever7537
2 ай бұрын
Funny thing is had he never borrowed money in the first place, he probably would have gotten more than 7500 off of Artie with all the jobs Artie gave him, like driving him around, helping him at his gigs, etc. He cut his nose off to spite his face.
@facerip2222
2 ай бұрын
I can't get over the story about Artie's friend he lent $43 G's to. Who has conversations with Artie on the phone still, but never brings it up. Who tells Artie "I'm going to Italy on a trip" with no cares about how that will be perceived by Artie. Talks on the phone with 43,000 hanging over the whole conversation like a thick wet blanket. If I was Artie, I'd start feeling like a punk at some point, like I'm someone who his friend thinks he can get over on with no worries. It's complete disrespect.
If you're ever feeling down or bad about yourself, just remember you're not Dan the Song Parody Man.
@henrysteel4049
6 ай бұрын
You ain't lying!!
@kikieaddy2576
6 ай бұрын
So right 😂
@Lk-jc1998
6 ай бұрын
Thank fucking god
@tomfrommaine
6 ай бұрын
Dan desperately tried to get on the show major kiss ass 😂
@BrosepherStoned
5 ай бұрын
Whose worse him or Bob with the bad coke and hair dye and a kid in a basement because his father doesn't provide a real home 😂😂😂 I remember Artie savaged the fuck out of him
Owing someone 7500 and then bitching about not being invited to a party. I mean bravo Dan. Take a well deserved bow.
@nigabastard1268
9 күн бұрын
No no no no no no no
"the wind has still yet to fall" - Dan 2036
To be fair to Dan, a lot of elementary schools broadcast Howard TV over the PA system.
@ryansmurda1552
6 ай бұрын
😂 Good one!
@gridgod72
6 ай бұрын
Only during homeroom though...
@ryanwyttenbach1901
6 ай бұрын
Only the News.
@barrelrolltoday6051
5 ай бұрын
Seems like Langford would be great for morning announcements and lunch specials.
@Siouxperman
2 ай бұрын
Not in vegas
One thing became crystal clear, Jovan was a great defenseman.
@JohnSmith-tk7nt
6 ай бұрын
I've heard other people say before that Dan probably had that guy lined up to call to defend him and how he always loaned other people money. I totally buy that, Dan is clearly a scammer
@americanboy79
6 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-tk7ntyup that was obvious it was planned. “Hey buddy can you call in and defend me?! I mean you are a good defense men”.
@rustymertz
6 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-tk7nt Stut Jo always did the same thing. Since he was the call screener, he’d always get positive calls when they were ragging on him when he wasn’t in the studio, but as soon as he went in, the negative calls all came through.
@JPOIII1985
6 ай бұрын
Jovie was a great defenseman is def Dan's best line. Better than any of those played out song parodies
@asawhitemanidjustliketosay
6 ай бұрын
OMG he’s the best
Howard mentioned 14 things dan could do to work or save to pay artie back. Dan had an excuse on rvery single one. Such a loser
@Bobbleheads56
3 ай бұрын
Fr that part is equally funny and appalling. Some people are so afraid of a days work its insane
@chrisberry789
3 ай бұрын
you know what, it's crazy how true that was. Almost like he had a scouting report and was ready for any suggestion lol
@_leopold_butters_stotch
3 ай бұрын
Dan couldn't quit cigarettes or give artie that leather jacket.
@ffvffv5709
3 ай бұрын
Dan straight up says he couldn't possibly get a job to make money, because that would hamper him from not working, and not making money. Can't make this stuff up, folks.
@honestreviewer7788
3 ай бұрын
@@ffvffv5709 it's a level of loser and trash never before seen
Dan has no shame. I never lend people money, i just give them money, I don’t expect to be paid back. Dan knew Artie had a big heart and he could use that to his advantage.
@Rivers198
6 ай бұрын
bingo
@kikieaddy2576
6 ай бұрын
Yep 💯
@gregc33487
6 ай бұрын
Spot on! That’s why he talked about his daughter and needing to see her. He knew Artie had a big heart and took advantage of it. Why the fuck would he move from the east coast to Vegas without her if he was a good father?? Haha what kinda father does that? A deadbeat
@theironmarshmallowg3932
6 ай бұрын
@@gregc33487 he’s a grade a loser
@thirdman9825
6 ай бұрын
100%. Although it’s on Artie for giving him the money. I’m not sure I would give anyone $7,500 regardless of wealth. Nonetheless someone like Dan the song parody man.
Idk why everyones hating on Dan, he's obv still waiting on that windfall. Give it time people.
@tmack11
6 ай бұрын
For real. Dan also gave people money and they didn't pay him back. So he has carte blanche not to pay money back or go to a FDIC backed for a loan.
@kikieaddy2576
6 ай бұрын
Of course, who knows when the wind going to blow….. or fall…..
@mikebyrne7226
4 ай бұрын
He should ask Johan his buddy who was a great defenseman. Johan can really soon hilarious yarns.
@chocolatetownforever7537
2 ай бұрын
@@tmack11Exactly. Bernie Madoff loaned a dollar to a guy back in the 70s, so he should have been let off of the billion dollar ponzi schemes he was responsible for. No biggie.
And he still has never paid him back
@dumanli77
6 ай бұрын
The song parody man probably has more money than Lange now.
@Triumph865
6 ай бұрын
@@dumanli77yeah NO.
@pace348
6 ай бұрын
The windfall has yet to have fallen
@estebancomulet
6 ай бұрын
What a scumbag. Couldn't live with myself if I promised to pay someone back and never did. Would eat away at me every day.
@stewpittt
6 ай бұрын
@@pace348prolly still kinda windy…
Something about how Dan says, "no no no no no no no" annoys TF out of me.
@barrelrolltoday6051
5 ай бұрын
Well he talks over everybody. He has, as Howard said, "long winded excuses" for everything. He's just a liar and not as intelligent as he thinks he is.
@tdog1983-v6c
4 ай бұрын
He’s so good at it Because he has so much practice
@matthewzizzo4586
4 ай бұрын
He's a really small, wannabe biker , knife wielding hobbit dwarf . He needs a nice wrap in the teeth. That im funny AND a badass , is one of the most cringey demeanors a person can have .
Dan is the guy in his family that loans money haha
@psp4150
3 ай бұрын
He meant to say owes not loans
@kingdoopy1312
3 ай бұрын
@@psp4150 hahahaha that's hilarious
Some people have zero shame or self awareness
@JDTee79
6 ай бұрын
Stuttering John
@theironmarshmallowg3932
6 ай бұрын
Exactly
Words that have never been uttered before : People aren’t buying hair anymore.
@fakeascanbe423
6 ай бұрын
Another casualty of automation
@chocolatetownforever7537
2 ай бұрын
Can you imagine buying one of his greeeezy pony tails for your head? Gross.
Every excuse to not pay Artie back.
@coolmotherluver415
6 ай бұрын
Bet he still hasn't payed him back
@randooly
6 ай бұрын
@@coolmotherluver415someone asked Artie not too long ago on Twitter & he said he never got paid back a dime
@BadBianca123
6 ай бұрын
@@coolmotherluver415he never did, Artie said
@obey2dmax
5 ай бұрын
@coolmotherluver415 . I bet you Dan the Dead Beat Parody Man tries to make Steve Langford pay what he owes to Artie because Langford outed him. 😅
@mattricck
5 ай бұрын
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Fun fact: Dan was about to go to prison for not paying child support. That’s what the money was for. I love that THIS is what was remembered. Anytime they google his name, this pops up
If you take a good look at Dan and still loan him money then you’re a fool. Dudes appearance screams “I ain’t paying you back”
Dan Dan the Dead beat man, say it 3 times and He'll appear and ask to borrow money.
@obey2dmax
5 ай бұрын
😅😅😅Dead Beat Candy Man.
Johan was a damn good defenseman. That’s what matters, not the $7,500 Dan never paid back.
Dan looks like one of the jesus twins ate the other one
@fringestream990
6 ай бұрын
jewy?
@kikieaddy2576
6 ай бұрын
Eww… JT looks vaguely decent looking ‼️
@barrelrolltoday6051
5 ай бұрын
He's clearly eating well...Smoking cigs...Living the high life in someone else's apartment.
@MM-ql9xj
4 ай бұрын
@barrelrolltoday6051 people eat. What do you eat, like a gerbil? GTFOH
@adrienebreda4287
Ай бұрын
Brilliant
Gary always cutting people off, then says “let me finish” lol
The wind 🌬️ has yet to fall 😂
Daughter must be so proud of her father
@loudorchen9897
4 ай бұрын
Someone probably called her a "welfare loser" because Dan wasn't buying her new clothes or something, so Dan used that as an excuse that it was Langfords fault, there's no way kids would know who Dan the song parody man is 😅
@the_grill_project
4 ай бұрын
Listen back, my gut tells me Dan made that up.
@sheismymom
Ай бұрын
@@loudorchen9897 the teacher called her welfare loser because they all listened to Howard Stern
In 2035 Dan will come into his fortune when he finally sells those bikes.
@coolmotherluver415
6 ай бұрын
Im hearing it'll be 2045
@Ruben-123
Ай бұрын
But by then he will owe $87,000 in late fees from the storage place.
@gromadelphia9667
15 күн бұрын
The bikes will be 75 years old
I had a roommate that I loaned a little bit of money, probably a little less than $200 over the course of the year- when he moved out I was moving into his old room and he had the nerve to say, "Ok, you can have my furniture (a shitty dresser and closet type thing that his mom bought him) if you give me $150 or else I'm just gonna throw it all in the dumpster" - so happy he's completely out of my life
@katannanat
6 ай бұрын
Those people teach us how not to be.
9:14 ‘I can use em too’ lol so embarrassing
@tonyreyes3780
6 ай бұрын
Dans tough guy routine was always so cringe inducing
@user-pm8fn4qw3h
6 ай бұрын
There was no registration. The caller who said the bikes were long gone was telling the truth. Proof is he never paid the loan
@Mico8791
6 ай бұрын
@@user-pm8fn4qw3hyup. When asked if he was paid back, Artie said, no, not all!
He didn't want to story ran because he was trying to dodge child support lmao
And Dan never paid Artie back to this day
@Bools46and2
Ай бұрын
If I were to psycho analyze Dan Id say he thinks something along the lines of "fuck that guy for exposing me. Now I'm known as this scumbag forever. The videos are still up on youtube. Fuck paying him back."
Dan’s “I’ve lent more money than you loaned me to people” is a “some of my best friends are black” excuse
This Dan guy reminds me of someone...I just can't put my finger on it🧐 Between the excuses, never being wrong and a deabeat..it sounds so similar 😅 GAGEEAHHH!!!
@teelowteelow356
6 ай бұрын
Don’t tawk about Moi kids!!!!
Dan has the gall to get irked he wasnt invited to Arties party at the shore house! You owe him like 7k and you get indignant that you werent invited to enjoy free food and booze at Arts new pad?? Ridiculous.
@mikedemirdjian9976
Ай бұрын
@gsesquire3441 To be fair I think Dan used the party invite thing as a feeler if artie low key flat out just disliked him.
Hey Dan, did that windfall ever go down? “Nonononoonono”
The fact ralph has the nerve to tell arty to let it go is a joke.. the guy that steals $100 from his friends poker games or $100 from a waitress he wants to claim to take the high road and let $6500 just go
@Bools46and2
Ай бұрын
Ralph had the unique experience of meeting Howard as a young lad and making a liveable wage right away. Anyone that has had to toil for money will get pissed off over $50 lol
Artie is such a nice guy and people tried to walk all over his good nature
Artie referring to Dan as "The Kid" when he looks like hes 61 is hysterical.
25:07 so funny how Dan didn’t pull out the registration
@banginonfools1570
6 ай бұрын
Of course not he's a deadbeat
@denang501
5 ай бұрын
Either the caller was right, or those bikes were long gone.
@liq8898
4 ай бұрын
@@denang501 caller was 1000 percent correct lmao
@S7232S
4 ай бұрын
What a weird thing to lie about too. Like anyone would bother carrying around registration papers to motorcycles they can't even get access to.
@liq8898
4 ай бұрын
@@S7232S Dan is a freak 😂
He gave so many excuses when they asked him why he couldn’t work
@jacobryans7000
4 ай бұрын
He’s 45. U expect someone to hire such an old man?
Dan is a textbook case of a completely deluded individual. He creates his own reality. Swinging away at Steve is just a deflection when Dan is 100% responsible.
@James-ui4ed
Ай бұрын
Just like Stuttering John. “You making fun of my kids”?! 😂
Dan saying he was the person in his family who everyone used to borrow money off of is straight bull!
@CoachLen25
2 ай бұрын
He must have a sad family
Ralph The Fuckin Mooch Is Giving Money Advice
@magic3383
22 күн бұрын
RIP
To be fair, I would bully someone for being the daughter of Dan the song parody man.
Caller: Makes good point... Howard: I was just going to say that!
Glad Jovan was able to get through with that hockey story.
@Slick420Pgh
22 күн бұрын
The killer defenceman
If you're that hard up, you sell the stupid motorcycle. Dan's a leech.
@TsunamiWebster
5 ай бұрын
He had no bikes, got auctioned off. He was lying. 😂😂
Steve Langford was so cool and so awesome here.....loved how he got that deadbeat liar all worked up. Also, that slob said he doesn't do drugs while admitting that his addiction to nicotine is more important than buying food to feed himself......unreal.
@LordRupertEverton626
6 ай бұрын
Langford, lost all credibility once the 💩💩 bucket landed on him. The whole situation with his daughter and George Takei.
@TRIIGGAVELLI
6 ай бұрын
Well we all know health nuts are the funniest comics.
Weird how the guy who’s “sober” is broke and the “junkie” is rich
Loaning money is like feeding a stray cat. Once they know you can spare some tuna, you're responsible for feeding them forever.
@Mico8791
6 ай бұрын
😂
@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication
6 ай бұрын
Depends on the person you loan it to. I have friends I wouldn’t loan any and I have a few that I would and have and they paid it back pretty quick. Those same friends have saved my ass once or twice too.
@famousmortimer7933
6 ай бұрын
Oh another one of your hackneyed lines you took from a movie ten years ago.
It was so annoying how Dan completely tried to deflect and make the whole situation about Steve Langford when it was brought up. Like you could even hear it in his voice. I understand the need to bring it up for the show, but it kind of gave Dan an “out”, like “yea, I’ll make it a fight about me and Steve.”
22:44 howard absolutely destroys Dan I'm fucking dead😅😅😅
I miss these days!
8:16 the following conversation is probably the most infuriating thing I’ve listened to, nothing but excuses
The way Dan argues. I've read about this before. Old German book.
@tmack11
6 ай бұрын
Nononononononononononononononono
@perilouspalms2497
6 ай бұрын
I know it's completely unrelated but Dan really is jewish
@Dre2Dee2
6 ай бұрын
explains the nose!
Artie avoided him like the plague because he knew he wanted more money. Dan is the definition of loser. Always "wind fall coming".
Everyone on the show plays the “kid card” because Howard wrote the book on that.
lol a sanitation department job now pays around $90,000
Dans Lies Told in this Clip Alone… - Needing $15k / $7500 - Promising Artie he would pay back the loan. - His Daughter getting harassed at school. - Vintage Fender Amps - Bikes in Storage - Registration in Pocket - “Doing Everything it takes to pay Artie Back” - Advance from Beecher - First Time he ever borrowed money was from Artie. - Loaned more money to other people than Artie Loaned him. - Jovan was a Killer Defenseman
Steve Langford woulda pieced up Dan.
14 years later and Dan still has not paid him back. Dan is a parasite
26:40 It just now occurs to me that this is the same Beacher’s event that Dan used in an attempt to lure me to Vegas. I wonder what kind of shit show I would have encountered had I been naïve enough to go…
@hardys1977
3 ай бұрын
This is a.a how you doin??
Not in the realm of Artie’s $6500, but I have a friend who I recently had to kick off of my KZread tv plan. All I asked was for a monthly payment of $15, but I had to hound this guy each time. I would get an ‘Oh I forgot’ or ‘Oh I have a kid’. Being his friend I let it go but then I saw him at a bowling alley and he’s asking me to concerts. Was enough for me to say screw it. I completely get where Arties coming from, it’s a horrible feeling to have to pay attention to a friend because of money, but it sadly can happen
@teelowteelow356
6 ай бұрын
Lmao $15 is nothing
@1105kross
6 ай бұрын
@@teelowteelow356yea but it’s the point of it. He lets this guy use his account. And yes, it’s only $15….this deadbeat can’t come up with $15 a month??
@teelowteelow356
6 ай бұрын
@@1105kross that’s why it’s so pathetic. His friend. His friend is pathetic. Pathetic
@BrosepherStoned
5 ай бұрын
A True Freind Would Know Better Than Put You In That Position
@BrosepherStoned
5 ай бұрын
@@teelowteelow356We're talking about KZread with no commercials Fuck I would love to have that
It's funny how ETM and Dan wanted Steve Langford to die.😂😂😂😂😂
@Slick420Pgh
22 күн бұрын
Quite the team right there
The caller at 25.10 has me laughing tears of joy. So good.
"People aren't buying hair right now, the economy is in the tank right now" DSPM....Wow this guy really is a piece of work!
I think Artie is more mad at himself for trusting this shifty bastard.
Ironic. Langford didn't give a crap about Dan's daughter and reported the facts. But when Howard was mad about Steve involving his daughter with George. Steve quit. Capture Karma strikes again
@Mico8791
6 ай бұрын
The loan has nothing to do about Dans daughter. Steve never brought her up. It was Dan the dead beat whi said she was being made fun of at school.
@fakeascanbe423
6 ай бұрын
Anyone with children shouldn't get called out for being deadbeats
@chrissantos5580
5 ай бұрын
@@Mico8791you believe that happened lol
Ralph is one of those guys who borrows money and doesnt pay it back
The most important thing I learned was that Jovi was a great defenseman.
Dan can't get to his bikes, bc he can't pay the bills for storage. When confronted HE is not paying the bills for the storage. It's a group thing and he contributes to the bill, so the storage isn't listed. All his arguments for not paying artie are so convenient.
The most amazing thing about all of this is he was in Vegas! At that point in time Vegas was cheap and it was a perfect place to save money and make money. It was hard to be broke in Vegas. He must’ve gambled that money or he was just a lazy pos. Either way it’s unbelievable to me how you can’t make it in Vegas smh
@RandyBoBandy.
6 ай бұрын
He’s a dead beat dad. He was facing an arrest warrant in NJ for nonpayment of child support. That’s why Artie “saved his life”. Dan is a complete slimebag.
@onie4024
6 ай бұрын
@@RandyBoBandy.Good point, Bo-Banders...
@BrosepherStoned
5 ай бұрын
So many jobs and work in Vegas no excuses for being a scumbag
Like Howard said, if you’re going to lend someone money, you’re better off having the mindset that you’re probably never going to see it again. So make sure whatever you’re “lending”, it’s an amount you’re okay never seeing again, sadly…
I had the most expensive storage unit in my area for my food truck. It would have taken me a couple of years of not paying to owe $4,000. So it’s very hard to believe that his two motorbikes would rack up such a debt. I’d like to know the real story.
Its closing in on 20 years and the wind has yet to pick up🎉
Why would Ralph need to borrow money when he could just steal it
I'm here just to hear that hilarious story from Jovan. Everytime I hear i laugh so hard I can't breath. He was right. It was the funniest story
Artie is so high 😢
Whenever Ralph says something stupid and gets called out for it, he instantly says “you’re missing the point” and pivots to something else
Ralph had more integrity than this guy, and that saying something.
Let's say for a second the story of his daughter's classmates bullying her was true, then imagine the field day they had after hearing Dan talk about it this time
Listen to the difference in Artie's voice and cadence in these two clips.
I am the 1 that called Dan's daughter a welfare loser. He was telling the truth
Dan is saying to Steve Langford what he really wanted to say to Artie!
at 50.00 Ralph (rip) calls in, do yourself a favor and search for Ralph owes Artie money. pure gold
LOL. All these 'plans.'
Dan "the lowlife who uses his daughter as an excuse to borrow money that he never had any intention of paying back. And uses the same daughter as an excuse to deflect when confronted with the money he owes" man....
All these threats by Dan towards Langford just fell on deaf ears. Langford was asking Dan questions. Laugh about the mudd-langford name and STEVE was still going to walk right by Dan on the way out before they stopped him and said go the other way. Steve "Bulldog" Langford has no fear of a dude called "song parody man"
Howard said he has a policy of not lending people money. Hes a billionare. Lol😂
Owing someone 7500 dollars is ridiculous. It's also ridiculous to give someone that much money who is not family. I rarely have 7500 dollars in my bank account. That said, Howard and the show really stir the pot in this ordeal.
Great example of why you don’t even bother trying to help someone out. Dude pretty much blamed it all on Artie lol and Artie gave him $7500 😂 those bikes were junk if he was selling them for 2k might of well just forgot about them
Dan was an amazing character on the show - had an excuse for everything- amazing human
He’s gotta pick up the title for the bike at his sister’s ex-husband’s house. Then he’s putting it right on Craigslist
The irony of the is that Dan is now working in a restaurant
@jackiepuppet
3 ай бұрын
Commie says what ?
@Jonvonsh1tzhispants
3 ай бұрын
@@jackiepuppet lol yes I’m a commie. Down with America !!!! Grrrr grrrrr
lol Dan saying that his daughter gets “harassed” at school due to Howard 100 news reporting on him? No kids know who tf her father was Dan the Song Parody Man. Most ridiculous excuse I’ve ever heard on the show
The chances are slim of getting your money back from someone who needed it in the first place. If you are going to give someone money make sure you can afford to not have it at all.
What actually has negative impacts on Daughters is a Father that won't get a job.
Dan was so obsessed with the Howard Stern show that he did everything he could to be a part of it. Even if that meant doing things for free. His fandom was even bigger than sal's.
HAD every intention of paying him back
As of 2023 still hadn't been paid back
Steve Langford cried so bad about a story that involved his kid and he was so butthurt he quit 😂…
B-Real's and Furio from The Sopranos love child = Dan the Song Parody Man