How to defend yourself against a Rhea. 1. Stay calm 2. Casually approach rhea 3. Grab that foo by the neck

@rheagomes5340

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@YoungSavage_-om1rf

3 жыл бұрын

FR BRO HE WOULD GET THE F OUT OF MY WAY 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joeygee4026

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@silverwind9906

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@tweedekleutertransvaal9272

3 жыл бұрын

Thats actually the most passive aggressive ive ever seen LMAOOOO🤣🤣💀💀

0:01 "I got this little glizzy here" 0:21 The neck grab 0:43 "Poggers is no help at all" 0:48 Kevin is charging 1:05 "Such a beautiful animal" - Slams head into gate 1:19 Trash can lid smack out of nowhere 2:15 Starts hissing at Kevin 2:28 Poggers is a dog 3:06 Poggers has been taking the eggs I don't know if this was meant to be absurdist but literally every shot is a new twist

@lemmekaiyourmui9158

3 жыл бұрын

Forgot: 2:24 “Karen is MY wife”

@spazattack215

3 жыл бұрын

Idk if I would be as calm as that guy.. I would either run, kick or punch that friggin bird in the head. (Most likely run tbh)

@farmtomeme6265

3 жыл бұрын

Also 3:22 Reveals wildlife rehab fundraising 3:38 Rat trap is empty 3:42 The kiss goodbye.

@rhazy9337

3 жыл бұрын

Pog

@kurochii4404

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way to hard at this comment

Nearly 2 years on and Kevin still doesn't know he's lower on the pecking order

@ErtM-vh5vs

6 ай бұрын

Orders always resolvable.

@ekto6

2 ай бұрын

I don’t think knows anything besides seething disdain

Kevin hasnt changed a bit in almost two years, he truly is one of the rhea ever

It's always the Kevins

@InsertNameHere540

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@dread7531

3 жыл бұрын

Didnt expect to see you here but noice Also: ksp content is also nice Many thanks

@1cj

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@bajenbilly

3 жыл бұрын

It’s always the Jebs

@Noctillia

3 жыл бұрын

Should have named him Kyle, would've attacked the drywall instead.

"I'll tell you whats animal abuse, Kevin hurting me" You know, Just for this sentence alone you aren't wrong

@Quiv3rYT

3 жыл бұрын

True

@God-gi9iu

3 жыл бұрын

O

@peripheralmaster3265

3 жыл бұрын

lol fr

@sacr3

3 жыл бұрын

Well, The human animal in this situation caged the other animal and is now providing the other animal with what it needs to survive, in a cage. So the Human animal, as kind as it is, is putting itself into this situation through choice alone. The Bird animal just doesn't want to be around this Human animal, but can't simply leave - its trapped, so it pushes the human animal away. Instead of listening, the human animal keeps returning for more. So in the end, its not necessarily animal abuse as much as its an animal unhappy with its captors presence.

@obiwankenobi1608

3 жыл бұрын

@@sacr3 If that was the case the other one would be unhappy as well. However as you can see the other one in the video is docile. If an animal is unhappy in an enclosure it usually has to do with a change in its enclosure. He even explained it in the video. You obviously didn't listen.

Something about 0:47 hit my survival instinct in a way I didn't like, having an incoming threat rushing towards the camera only for the camera to be turned away and the location of the threat left ambiguous. There's gotta be some kind of cinematographic term for a shot like that. Kevin has the atmosphere of a dangerous predator is what I'm trying to say.

@footass887

16 күн бұрын

Ur a baby

I love coming back to see the origin of Kevin. How there was such patience and tolerance and an expectation that he would learn. Cut to today and it is just accepted. “Kevin is evil and you smack him with the riot shield” Never change, Kevin. You monster dinosaur

@JW-ln9ln

2 жыл бұрын

I had high hopes for Kevin.

@alecLogan

2 жыл бұрын

“He’ll learn” was Kevin’s “I can fix him,” and his response is “Not in this mortal coil.”

@spiralrose

2 жыл бұрын

Kevin needs to be paired up with Karen from the useless farm channel. They are two of a kind

@boluwarin

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@teijaflink2226

Жыл бұрын

Kevin just knows that he's supposed to be the alpha.

“That’s how he knows I’m the alpha” “Karen’s my wife” Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

@Volkaer

3 жыл бұрын

I got some NSFW mental images right there XD

@ritwikg.8006

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe thats the reason Kevin loathes him with a vengeance lmao.

@cottonlarry8470

3 жыл бұрын

Bestality: +100%

@randomshortsvideos2

3 жыл бұрын

Likes in comments doesnt do shit

@CrazymarioO-cf9yf

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomshortsvideos2 well it means people like it.

Kevin just wakes up and chooses violence.

@assassinsblade1463

3 жыл бұрын

Peace was never an option

@GabrielMoura-gt9jb

3 жыл бұрын

[ your goose has evolved into " *KEVIN* " ]

@levibull6063

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't choose the thug life The thug life choose him

@jayhokum5413

3 жыл бұрын

Every. Single. Day.

@frasermartin345

3 жыл бұрын

Peace isn't an option

Ben's left forearm was a lot smoother and less battle-scarred back in these days. Goodness has he come far, may the Lord never stop blessing us with your work and your presence, Ben

@Rangernewb5550

10 ай бұрын

He's come a long way

Can we just talk about how kevin ran to him at 0:48 😭

@RepellentJeff

Жыл бұрын

“Where do you think you’re going!? We ain’t done here!”

@moonsigil

3 ай бұрын

jumpscare 😂

For some reason this guy calmly fighting his giant bird is killing me

@roebear

3 жыл бұрын

its the fact that he's so calm and then going *smack* XD

@SpikeyBagel

3 жыл бұрын

@@roebear not *smack,* more like _smaaack, smaaack_

@joaohenrique7128

3 жыл бұрын

Was about to comment that

@suruxstrawde8322

3 жыл бұрын

Its a bird with a handle bar for a neck and weak stick legs- he's practically being attacked by a giant goose.

@wiremonkeymother830

3 жыл бұрын

​@@suruxstrawde8322 Geese are grouchy little brats so you might be onto something

"He needs to establish boundaries." *smacks Kevin with a trash can lid*

@BigYoshi0809

3 жыл бұрын

Trash can lid: YEET.

@JA.4

3 жыл бұрын

*smacks gently

@shrishikesh2292

3 жыл бұрын

That's straight outta some cartoon

@TaylorFocused

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@hodb3906

3 жыл бұрын

Works on women and children too.

Man, been 3 years already, so much changed…except Kevin

@PereiraCJ020

2 ай бұрын

yeah its crazy to think ive been watching for 3 years now

"if this was an ostrich I'd be dead a long time ago" meanwhile a year later he's kissing homelander directly on the beak

In the wild, a rhea can sprint at 40mph and deliver a nasty kick to predators that try to attack But luckily, Kevin hasn't tried that yet

@TheUrbanRescueRanch

3 жыл бұрын

I love you Avery 👨🏻‍🌾🤝

@laurenlevy9378

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the use of the word yet that is truly concerning

@DanVegas27

3 жыл бұрын

You again? You every where bro

@ovalith756

3 жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere-

@trashpanda2938

3 жыл бұрын

*yet*

"such a beautiful.." *slams gate on Kevin's head* "...wonderful animal, one of God's creation, he's very lovely"

@bullymaguire4691

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

@mixxprincess

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo I died at that part

@apollo_slayer_yt

3 жыл бұрын

Haahahahahaha

@tttreyflip17

3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely lost my shit there.

@roguesample

3 жыл бұрын

The exact part that got me too 🤣

I love when you first see a close up of Kevin, you can instantly tell he has an attitude problem.

As a resident of South America, I am not imune to the possibility of one day having to confront a bull Rhea. I am glad I've found this video first, as I now realize how unprepared I was.

@rectaldestructionisnotlove4091

2 жыл бұрын

Just grab it by the neck and beat it against the concrete. Or snap its neck.

@lashaythestrange

Жыл бұрын

There are whole lot of Kevins and Karens running around?

@QueenofTNT

10 ай бұрын

@@lashaythestrangeyeah, Rheas are native to South America, and they move in loose groups, so there’s entire territories full of wild Karens and Kevins.

bird: biting, attacking, doing tax fraud and hurting the innocent my main man: look at this beautiful creature *slaps a bin lid over the bird*

@TK-ee1wx

3 жыл бұрын

my bird NEVER messes up my taxes.

@princessazula7676

3 жыл бұрын

*LIMU EMU*

@koryreid7400

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@asmqb7222

3 жыл бұрын

Is this... is this tax fraud you speak of "im comiting tax fraud" tax fraud? If so, perfect reference.

@kitari3655

3 жыл бұрын

I'm losing my shit at this comment

I love how casually he narrates and walks around as if there isn't an albino Big Bird trying to murder him the entire time.

@NameName-yj7lp

3 жыл бұрын

“ I WILL RIP OF YOUR SKIN AND MAKE IT INTO A RUG” “ Hahah Kevin’s pretty”

@sam9014

3 жыл бұрын

IMR

@slinkygreyhound6994

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a training video idiot the whole point... 🤦‍♂️

@ladya4463

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@neverbullymeh

3 жыл бұрын

@@slinkygreyhound6994 Its a joke bro

Kevin cutting in and running at 0:48 made me burst out laughing

@princesmith8008

Жыл бұрын

"Come here you fu...." 👁👄👁

2 years later and Kevin is still a menace

00:49 scared me

@uded_overlord7950

3 жыл бұрын

Hello big man

@RudyRamone13

3 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of Jurassic Park

@enacondairachena3242

3 жыл бұрын

hei spaz

@malikeihgreen6660

3 жыл бұрын

Why tf are u on this video

@chrisstanton70

3 жыл бұрын

something about how its just charging all silently is kinda freaky lol

Kevin is beautiful and is one of Gods creations *slams gate into head*

@anthropomorphizedrock

3 жыл бұрын

BEST PART

@rachels8235

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao bless this guy tho

@stingywingy1607

3 жыл бұрын

Very poorly designed creation just like almost everything

@fillingchicken

3 жыл бұрын

😀

@CallMeZero_99

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"You don't have to do it hard..." Two years later, "Oh hello...THWACK!"

Lmfao when you pan the camera and Kevin is running full speed mouth open at you, I legit folded laughing 😂 🤣🤣

@princesmith8008

Жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse: This animal is abusing me.

@thalys1015

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@prakharmishra5583

3 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious

@arthurhuang8121

3 жыл бұрын

maybe i am an animal

@cumykaze2435

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurhuang8121 now funni

@whowouldntsimpforjin5564

3 жыл бұрын

It’s is true

The fact that he doesn't add any context or discloses what he's about to do makes the sudden garbage can slap all the more hilarious.

@TournavisTheBlind

3 жыл бұрын

He needs to establish boundaries **smack**

@fatcat3696

3 жыл бұрын

I like the One Piece profile photo

@formularainbow

3 жыл бұрын

@@fatcat3696 ORE NO KAIZOKU DAAAA CHOPPAAHHHH

@seancomerford5724

3 жыл бұрын

Idiot who stands there and gets their arm ripped open 😂

@starstruck_PCs

3 жыл бұрын

@@seancomerford5724 dude he’s so chill about it tho it’s just a casual Sunday afternoon

I can't believe after all this time hes gotten no better lol but I gotta hand it to him, Kevin launched the success of this channel

Forever thankful that this video went viral and got on my recommended. Uncle ben wouldn't have been the best youtuber I've ever come across if it weren't for that 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I love how there is an animal trying to kill him while he's just chilling acting like he can't feel anything 😂

@theceativealbum5595

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@SuperCallum112

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you can't freak out or anything when lizards/birds bite you, otherwise they learn that what they need to do to get what they want. Just gotta kind of grit your teeth and take it until they realise biting doesn't work.

@ivanemilov522

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperCallum112 can you not just start running towards this dino while yelling like caveman to scare it or smth

@peace420u7

3 жыл бұрын

That's when you preform what I like to call inserting your dominance by smacking the shit outta it

@noforwhat5767

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I will always love how the video starts with Kevin tearing at the fence. He may act like a lil devil, but you can't help but love the fella

Kevin is not doing the world of Kevins any favors. When he mentioned an ostrich would kill him in the same situation as he got bit for the third time, I realised this is the most patient person in the universe: he truly loves the animals he keeps. Respect.

I really like the fact that he explains what should be done if we ever encounter specifically Kevin.

@theeguy9022

2 жыл бұрын

Well Kevin does tend to get around

@rtothemutha

2 жыл бұрын

@@theeguy9022 obviously

@Thoughtmage100

2 жыл бұрын

The chances are indeed small, but never zero.

@jamaaltankard3728

2 жыл бұрын

Alternative title: How to survive a Kevin Attack (rhea training) pt 1

@KitsunekoOwO

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he manages to break out of prison like Gort did 🤔 It's important to know how to defeat him

This is so funny because he's just casually running away and fighting off the bird while being so nice.

@deisk2707

3 жыл бұрын

It's just his everyday in his life

@Cai7S

3 жыл бұрын

Ik this is random but... Translate "up" English to Romanian

@themindset4164

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cai7S sus

@Mosesinmusic

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@4sethx

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIWhtrCKfKa2YrQ.html .

00:49 this shot right here would define an era.

@ASENDOMUSIC

8 ай бұрын

lol

@Cohen-

6 ай бұрын

it absolutely would. This video is what got me into watching Ben only a few months after this video initially came out. I stopped watching him a few months after this came out too though lol. Right around the time he was moving to his new home

@ASENDOMUSIC

6 ай бұрын

Same here!@@Cohen-

Man this channel grew fast, love to see it. First video I ever watched of his.

"He needs to learn he's on the lower pecking order, so to speak" I'm about to watch a man fight a bird

@lem1681

3 жыл бұрын

Bitch slap 101

@mistypeaks1375

3 жыл бұрын

Casually throws out a pun

@VeryFamousActor

3 жыл бұрын

That bird is a dinosaur lol

@gabrielpenteado8769

3 жыл бұрын

B R U H I SAW UR COMMENT WHILE HE TALKED UR COMMENT B R Y H

@lancsdragon2619

3 жыл бұрын

With a bin lid

"Such a beautiful... wonderful animal" *Slams door in his face*

@General_Klytus

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@poofcheeseburgers8331

3 жыл бұрын

Fooni

@Alex-K94

3 жыл бұрын

@Xavier McKnight yeah... I like fůn¬y štu¿¿!

@jejeroy

3 жыл бұрын

A Gently slam

@stewartgoodwin9488

3 жыл бұрын

And them slapping him with a trashcan

I've spent about 3 years searching for you. Glad l found you again!

LOL Kevin is great. Your amazing man. Love what your doing here.

"I need to establish boundaries" *slaps approaching death chicken with garbage lid*

@PersonManManManMan

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@agro9999

3 жыл бұрын

if you think that's a slap. You built like a snowflake

@fabianklein4432

3 жыл бұрын

@@agro9999 jesus arent you a fun person

@clutterbot7279

3 жыл бұрын

@@agro9999 i really dont think Shaman meant "slap" in a severe way, it's just another synonym for *B O N K* in this case. chill your beans.

@iProDevon

3 жыл бұрын

@@agro9999 Who pissed in your cereal?

Can you imagine living next to this guy? Like you look out the window and he's slapping the bird with a trash can lid

@skylerthompson8652

3 жыл бұрын

I used to raise turkeys in town. Weird fucking looks were a daily occurrence

@mikep9312

3 жыл бұрын

Beef cows can be real Kevin's too but you just smack a stick on the ground and they back off.

@nameholdingplace

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@vibonwer

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@nickylodean6559

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not a bird it’s a rhea

You are a GREAT HUMAIN BEING. Hope people get you help. The name of your animals is so funny. Thank you for helping and loving these beautiful animals.

@stevenanthony199

9 ай бұрын

Hello Linda how's the weather over there

"It definitely hurts" Kevin eating him and returning world war II:

KEVIN IS LITERALLY TRYING TO BITE OFF HIS FLESH AND HES LIKE "mmm well if you look here,, uh- he is definetly trying to kill me but thats ok"

@AlexN0704

3 жыл бұрын

"It hurts? Well yea ofc it does alot , but like life hurts too and thats ok" This man is so chill 😂

@datbishboo6956

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlexN0704 ikr HHSDG

@ivan_iii6271

3 жыл бұрын

Yee, that's how it works

@datbishboo6956

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivan_iii6271 very nas

@z0sick87

3 жыл бұрын

Your thousandth like your welcome

0:45 literally the funniest shit is where he turns the camera around it’s just chasing right after him with its beak wide open LMAOO

@JJ-me4yu

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was hella funny too🤣🤣🤣

@beingcharliebray3681

3 жыл бұрын

I'm crying at that moment and just saw this comment 🤣🤣🤣

@MrYabber

3 жыл бұрын

0:49 😂😂

@benjo3355

3 жыл бұрын

My Heart skipped a beat at that part! Looool! 😅🤣😂💀😭

@kingali1693

3 жыл бұрын

Fr😭😭😭

Ben: "violence isn't the answer" Kevin: *its the solution*

"You see guyes, it's not for everyone." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I love your sarcasm!

"I'll tell you what's animal abuse, Kevin hurting me." *camera turns to see Kevin squaring up*

@pheonicninja2259

3 жыл бұрын

he wanted to but got backhanded by a trash can lid

@tobiaspatterson4457

3 жыл бұрын

1:40

@dominiqueprioleau4684

3 жыл бұрын

Not squaring up 😂😭😂😭😂

@aussiedabirb8383

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that emu with arms gif

@abrahamsomething7471

3 жыл бұрын

Bro if the dino chicken could talk dino chicken: (sees guy) I will freaking kill you, come over that gate punk ass and take this beating like a man KZreadr: jack robinsons the side of the dino chickens face dino chicken: forgets who he is and questions existence itself for about ten seconds, then sees guy and the cycle repeats lol

"You know what IS animal abuse? Him biting me". I feel that my guy.

nahh his face when he is attacking you is killing me

you look at karen and just wanna give her a hug, then u look at kevin and you just wanna run dude is an absolute unit

I don’t know what’s funnier your dog being named Poggers or you gently pushing Kevin’s head aside with a garbage lid lol

@JoeMama-dv6jt

3 жыл бұрын

GENTLY PUSHING KEVINS HEAD ASIDE

@Anon1604

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to enter Nugget the Chicken into the running.

@poggerfish7985

3 жыл бұрын

I thought i was the only one

@aslanbatyrov8030

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@thedogbrandonchoked9830

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeMama-dv6jt yep

"such a beautiful, wonderful animal, one of god's creation" *Slams door on its face

@flynn8845

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@mariya_tortilla

3 жыл бұрын

lmfaooooo

@weed3950

3 жыл бұрын

1:05

@rachelpetrilli3477

3 жыл бұрын

The best moment xD

@p33psg1rl5

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

It's absolutely wonderful to have so many animals in your backyard

I love how Karen is the tame one and Kevin is the mean one

"And he's no where to be seen" 0:47 *literal dinosaur charges at him*

@ThatGuyDusk

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@laurynaslesevicius9040

3 жыл бұрын

i knew that was gonna be time stamped

@emperorrrultimate8081

3 жыл бұрын

He was talkin bout his dog which is named poggers but lolz

@djisch

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

Raptor attack

As you can see, it's a beautiful animal- Kevin: * Heavy breathing and biting while trying to tear off and eat your skin *

@stevenl4688

3 жыл бұрын

Juzzzzz

@lunatic2178

3 жыл бұрын

If I ever see Kevin he's going to die

@lilplague4857

3 жыл бұрын

@@lunatic2178 okay internet tough guy

@rishirajsaikia1323

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilplague4857 what if he is also actually tough in real life ?

@10zin9

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

It took, like, 2 videos for you to become one of my favorite creators.

I miss Ben with short hair trying to keep Kevin from hurting himself or anyone else. Kevin's rage and Ben's sweetness make this channel. Plus, I like it when he calls Karen his "wife" and tells Kevin how much more she prefers him over Kevin.😊

Everything about this is hilarious. Him asking his dog to protect him and commenting on how a bird named Karen and nugget are the nicest beings. And him stealing a rhea’s wife.

@timael.

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@UncleBen-s

3 жыл бұрын

forsenCD MY MAN

@thegnome9529

3 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed out loud which almost never happens when he said ”karen is my wife”

@thegnome9529

3 жыл бұрын

And also how he just calmly walks around choke holding s bird while its biting his arm lol

@noobkingd706

3 жыл бұрын

Is the nicest one getting chocked?

“it definetly hurts.” *says in the most calm monotone voice ever*

@OsirisMawn

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's used to it

@testhekid

3 жыл бұрын

he's nuts

@organicspectroscopy7242

3 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of the "Hi Ron, Hi Billy" video.. that's another very calm "it hurts". :P

@Anonymous-ph5nl

3 жыл бұрын

It does hurt, he's just speaking 'stream of conscious' from the logical part of his brain to hide it.

@vipset87

3 жыл бұрын

"karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight" you sure her name is KAREN? lol

Ooof take care man you have a real high pain tolerance hopefully Kevin warms up

Honestly, Kevin is the main character of this series. The Urban Rescue Ranch lore is the (training Kevin) story

"Don't say it's on animal abuse, it's not. I'll tell you what's animal abuse, kevin hurting me." 😂😂😂😂😂 bruh that line hit hard

@XxKingHikari

3 жыл бұрын

That shit was valid😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

@vizardcero8530

3 жыл бұрын

Real af lol

I've only seen less than 4 minutes of this man's life and I already know he's a national treasure

@fernandorodriguez876

3 жыл бұрын

Nah

@elijahr0ck730

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@davidlane1248

3 жыл бұрын

@@fernandorodriguez876 don't be jealous just because *KAREN ISN'T YOUR WIFE*

@fernandorodriguez876

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidlane1248 ouch dude that one hurt

@donniepierce2293

3 жыл бұрын

@@fernandorodriguez876 chill out homeboy

This sweet wholesome man has lost his mind. Relatable content. Love this channel.

He’s so calm when Kevin is literally biting him

“It’s such a beautiful....(slams gate on his face)....wonderful animal..”

@Alteori

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-gw1li6jq5i

3 жыл бұрын

💀

@thehatedclown5453

3 жыл бұрын

It was his way of biting the bird back without losing an ear, eye or nose 🤣

@jayservices9692

3 жыл бұрын

That part was the funniest 😂😂😂

@eliezermontes5459

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Rhea: *attempting to strip the meat from the opposition's bones with his beak* Human: This is not so bad *Proceeds to casual smack rhea with a garbage lid* Also Karen is my wife now.

@AndroidFerret

3 жыл бұрын

I am kinda thinking thats the problem ...this bird protects his wife and area...

@jacobbugenhagen2648

3 жыл бұрын

Why is there only two replies in a comment with 1 k likes

@gaboderflinger7854

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndroidFerret No, he’s not protecting, ad you saw he’s trying to compete for dominance since he knows that the farmer is harmless for him and all the others in there. Kevin is just a competitive prick.

@AndroidFerret

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobbugenhagen2648 good question

@shak-alt1235

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobbugenhagen2648 there is nothing more to be said

It's funny how completely and utterly shocked Kevin is by such a simple tool lol.

The way Kevin goes off is hilarious and why is the first thing he sees he goes after😂😂

Its oddly satisfying watching kevins face get slowly pushed by the black lid thing.

@ianj3466

3 жыл бұрын

It's like those ragdoll video game physics

@sweetwater6319

3 жыл бұрын

2:15 XD

@IShaderI

3 жыл бұрын

I read this before seeing it and I was a bit confused. But you are not wrong...

@upc.barcodes83

3 жыл бұрын

He looks hella scared 🤣🤣 1:51

@agentgrey5696

3 жыл бұрын

Pos

“I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse...Kevin hurting me”🤣🤣🤣

@GabrielSouto

3 жыл бұрын

i was not expecting to hear that! ahahahahaha

@aabe1189

3 жыл бұрын

@@4sethx Report this bot.

@muhammadmudassar3576

3 жыл бұрын

In first half, I thought he was gonna do something to pugg.

I have no clue how I stumbled upon your channel bro, but your content is unique and your character and personality is funny af!

After watching 1 video I'm addicted to your vids!

“What a lovely animal” Literally draining blood out of his arm😂

@joshuaurbany6468

3 жыл бұрын

One of God's creatures, truly.

@dannyguitardrums

3 жыл бұрын

My ex was the same.

@whodatdrifty8606

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannyguitardrums 😂

"It just kinda freaks him out. - UouOUouOuo! UuOouoUouuOu!" Gotta love this man's positivity. What a legend.

@DuongTran-th1yh

3 жыл бұрын

Yes (2)

@milchpackungszertreter6769

3 жыл бұрын

Yes (3)

@WushuFreak96

3 жыл бұрын

Stop it!

@centntn

3 жыл бұрын

Yes (4)

@darkwolf807

3 жыл бұрын

Yes (5)

Thanks for knowledge and I love your channel 💕

LOL when he slapped Kevin with the plastic trash lid bro im dead 😂😂😂 he was so shook from that

Kevin: *tries ripping off a chunk of his flesh* Him: *very calm* “Well as you see, it does hurt”

@N4TH0r6

3 жыл бұрын

I love just seeing a brown chicken and the owner looks at it and says hi nugget

@Casey093

3 жыл бұрын

But "it does not always draw blood"... so that is a good thing... maybe? :-)

I love how Karen looks like a doctor Seuss creation while Kevin looks like something from Jurassic Park

@MigWith

3 жыл бұрын

Well, not wrong, they are dinos

@X4KalekusBeats

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@mlgtv5667

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaahahhaha

@anders8461

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin's breathing when he bites, he's raptor all right XD

@juan2049

3 жыл бұрын

Dr Suess? Don’t let the LGBT read this

Big Ben: "I'll tell you what's animal abuse, Kevin hurting me." So true 🤣😅😂

this is officially the funniest thing i‘ve seen on youtube

“If this was an ostrich, I would be dead already.” Indeed. There are some animals that humans just aren’t supposed to interact with.

@Socktupus

3 жыл бұрын

Plenty of people own ostriches. They’re really not so bad.

@KayLo_The_Legend

3 жыл бұрын

@@Socktupus yeah but they probably weren't just plucked out of the wild. The chill ones were probably raised by humans

@treehugers1000

3 жыл бұрын

@@KayLo_The_Legend Neither was Kevin to my knowledge.

@chrisschoenthaler5184

3 жыл бұрын

@@Socktupus They are the closest thing to dinosaurs that remain in this world, and they know it.

@jamesmoriarty4236

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisschoenthaler5184 I thought that was crocodiles

You know it’s Texas when the man is gently slapping a bird with a garbage can lid to assert dominance. This is a gem

@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife

3 жыл бұрын

*writes notes down* "Use trash lid to assert dominance...might work on boss".

@HUEnshiro_do_Norte

3 жыл бұрын

@@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@OneLostTexan

3 жыл бұрын

I also saw the 5 point star on the fence and knew it was Texas.

@maximilianwonschik1304

3 жыл бұрын

its australia though... (in fact I'm dumb)

@OneLostTexan

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximilianwonschik1304, look on the channel description and tell me what it says.

Uncle Ben is the most patient person on the planet

Your videos are oddly calming

"you see it kinda freaks him out, oOoOooOoh" *slids trash can lid on birb head*

@getbaccty8626

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@TeaOnTue

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I was so unprepared for that I burst into laughter/tears 😂 damn boi

@dominiqueprioleau4684

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it 😂😂😂😂

@domoxio

3 жыл бұрын

birb

@deleted2636

3 жыл бұрын

Slides*

"I'll tell you what's animal abuse: what kevin does to me." "You see if this was an ostrich, I'd be dead already." I love this man's energy.

@everywhereattheendoftime

3 жыл бұрын

Ehmmmm... Second!!!

@ooghaboogha4362

3 жыл бұрын

Kinetic or Potential o_O

@natedog8836

3 жыл бұрын

1

@auugh43546

3 жыл бұрын

@@everywhereattheendoftime Ehmmm.... i am currently holding a building hostage i have planted several bombs the people are gathered in the middle the police are coming i will turn the bombs on

@thefaller10

2 жыл бұрын

Oh well nvm

This is the first video I saw from you. I've been following you since. You got a lot of subs since then mate. Keep it up!

@felixkjellberg1639

Жыл бұрын

Same

Ghaddangheeet hahahahaha. I never knew I needed you and your content. God Bless Kevin.

@stevenanthony199

9 ай бұрын

Hello Kristian how's the weather over there

Ben: exists Kevin: and I took that personally

@punkletongaming2174

3 жыл бұрын

1k likes and no replies?

@user-ie5ft9el2k

3 жыл бұрын

Empty replies wow

@kukiSkuwlzX3

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone said “fuck you and take me like and no reply”

@natedog8836

3 жыл бұрын

4

@thatoneguy9615

3 жыл бұрын

BEHOLD! A FIFTH COMMENT!!! AS WAS FORETOLD!

it was just funny- he literally turns the camera towards himself as he’s getting attacked and he’s just very calmly like “yeah you pretty much just wanna chill” “oh and that’s my dog poggers”

@capybara9521

3 жыл бұрын

Bots liked comment

@GabrielXzavier

3 жыл бұрын

@@capybara9521 oh damn- i just thought it was a genuine moment 😳

@zaishijunior9455

3 жыл бұрын

"Hi Poggers"

The first video I saw from uncle ban this video got me hooked in to he channel still going strong

Awwwww, you're so sweet. Thanks for anthropomorphizing

Kevin: 0:48 My anxiety for some reason: 📈📈📈📈

@cipoT-sdiK-aY

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed

@ia2470

3 жыл бұрын

WHY IS IT LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA

@demi4324

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, that part was fucking terrifying. 💀

@lyinxpinx3674

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard i started chocking💀💀💀

@mattu.8062

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamerstoel1023 same bro, same.