I’ve had enough. (Cooking Kevin)
NO MORE. ITS OVER.🫃🏻😋
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The sound of Kevin’s head bouncing off that lid never gets old 🤭
@alybloodshade
Жыл бұрын
Right, where is the compilation of their war?
@shadowlLink
Жыл бұрын
How he runs away pure gold
@djvmsdjvms
Жыл бұрын
LOL!
@TheMrDarius
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao right?!
@tremo2731
Жыл бұрын
lol, You would think Kevin would have learned by now.
"Kevin was going to be put down because he was attacking the other animals" Yeah that checks out
@Fweefwee6
Жыл бұрын
>this is a better alternative to lid slaps at least 1 person unironically believes this
@Xenibalt
Жыл бұрын
kevin has attacked a coyote on camera ... proof he will even fight a predator
@Dreagostini
Жыл бұрын
@@Xenibalt coyotes are like low tier predators.. that's like "This elephant attacked the lion". Kevin is 3-5 weight classes above a coyote. Coyotes even struggle in their own weight class.
@thongorshengar
Жыл бұрын
Your comment actually makes me realized how much patience and actual love Ben has to put up with Kevin when you consider that most farmers would put down their overtly aggressive livestock immediately.
@Mornepin
Жыл бұрын
@@Xenibalt Damn, I would like to see that
people say abuse to kevin but act like he’s not a 6’3 170 lbs linebacker with a serrated beak, dagger toe nails and has enough force in his kick to end your life
@paladinkhan
Жыл бұрын
For real, kevin is perfectly capable of defending himself.
@whiteflagsfly
Жыл бұрын
@@paladinkhanif anything, Kevin is being merciful for not completely slaughtering Uncle Ben where he stands and is just pecking him a lot.
@paladinkhan
Жыл бұрын
@@whiteflagsfly exactly
@magmaslug9305
Жыл бұрын
This is why women can abuse their husbands/boyfriends for free.
@dylandoss8854
Жыл бұрын
#justiceforkevin lol
I've never been here before and am completely bewildered by the absolute barrage but fucking hell I'm here for it😂 what a wholesome home
@aliyarubinstein6587
10 ай бұрын
SAME
@naerwyn239
9 ай бұрын
Hello person from 4months ago! You've described my experience perfectly. :P
@erichbrough6097
9 ай бұрын
S a m e 👍😂
@notfloralflame4405
8 ай бұрын
as a fairly og viewer, it’s really nice to see new people engaging with his content! you won’t be disappointed 😂
If Ben did cook Kevin, I bet he would taste bitter from all the years of unending rage 😂
@Rannos22
Жыл бұрын
Bitter like his black soul
@Picksle
Жыл бұрын
he did tho
@yezki8
Жыл бұрын
@@Rannos22 he will taste bland for he has no soul
@Pluggit1953
Жыл бұрын
Salty!
@scarman1009
Жыл бұрын
Spoilers
Kevin is just the embodiment of all the stress, anger, and rage blue collar workers feel on a daily basis.
@bcatbb2896
Жыл бұрын
no bro, the bird probably has a tumor in the brain that triggers aggressive behavior. its not normal for that bird to be this aggressive
@realyelow
Жыл бұрын
@Bcat BB nah he's just kevin
@schmingbeefin4473
Жыл бұрын
@KZread- Sucks- Wtf are blue and white collar jobs if I may ask?
@randombrickfilms1253
Жыл бұрын
@@schmingbeefin4473 blue collar is your average joe construction worker type job working man but white collar is cushy office job that pays too well type
@xandocommando
Жыл бұрын
@KZread- Sucks- as someone who has worked both... you're wrong. the level of control you have over the pace of your work is totally different, the compensation you get is totally different, and blue collar work is just as mentally tiring if not more than white collar work. also, kevin is the embodiment of the workers of the world, regardless of collar
uncle bed hitting kevin with a lid will NEVER get old🤣🤣🤣
Uncle Ben is the definition of chaotic good
@IamMcLovin69
Жыл бұрын
And Kevin is the definition of chaotic evil
@cutiecat8512
5 ай бұрын
Organized chaos
@zztopz7090
29 күн бұрын
@@cutiecat8512Containe, compartmentalized chaos.
@cutiecat8512
29 күн бұрын
@@zztopz7090 fr
I love how it’s possible to differentiate Kevin from Soulja Boy purely from the hate in their eyes alone. SB’s eyes are soft, mild, inquisitive. Meanwhile Kevin’s eyes are seething and his pupils are constricted with indescribable hatred
@Deses
Жыл бұрын
When the demon invasion comes, we'll need Kevin's ultraviolence.
@Pepe-pq3om
Жыл бұрын
@@Deses He'll rip and tear untill it's done
@embroideredragdoll
Жыл бұрын
@@Deses the Chaos God Kevin the Feathered
@georgebeckons539
Жыл бұрын
Kevin was made for war. 😔
@Thomas-zt7dm
Жыл бұрын
I always love how excited he looks to attack like obviously he’s not actually smiling but he looks like he is lol
Kevin is very blessed to be living in your sanctuary. Not only was he born very angry, he was gonna get put down for it too. But ended up living with someone who can tolerate his rage and gave him a wife and children. Kevin may not know it but you are the best thing that ever happened to him.
@sherylbjerre9636
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely! Who but Ben wud put up with all those bleeders he's endured from Kevin?
@K.V.P14
Жыл бұрын
@Charming Chowder his bird brain is the size of a pea. That's why 😂
@derrickscott6795
Жыл бұрын
Kevin loves ben deep down he just doesn't wanna show it
@hundkebab2433
Жыл бұрын
ngl it's kinda hilarious how he gets whacked and backs off instantly
@dariusa.8333
Жыл бұрын
@@derrickscott6795 Kevin low-key a tsundere
I went to highschool with Kevin he was such a kind man and he gave his kidneys to hospitals daily and loved people you can tell that exposure to cringe has made him a completely different creature
7:57 had me laughing when he T Posed away 😂
The momma sheep seemed genuinely offended when Uncle Ben roasted her
@user-gk6co7wt8r
Жыл бұрын
4:10 just gets me every time
@TheForkzman
Жыл бұрын
She was thinking of a response but can't think and talk
@rebeccaherrera6006
Жыл бұрын
Omg. Y’all are hilarious. But she def had that look.
@hit_989theorange6
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking of another “roast” but ok
@vicaroo001
Жыл бұрын
"DONDA!" I laughed way more than I should have.
Kevin’s honestly the only creature I think bens both hates and loves
@FilipGereg
Жыл бұрын
He is also the funniest. I genuinely started laughing when Kevin snatched that plastic feeder off Ben and started going haywire with his neck in one of the earlier videos
@RedFloyd469
Жыл бұрын
@@FilipGereg Or that time kevin got that green feeder thing on top of his head and just started walking in circles like a skyrim npc with a bucket on his head. That bird has three braincells. One for mating, one for eating, and one for infinite directionless rage, though Ben's presence seems to override his natural instinct to assault literally everything, including his feeding trough.
@NightmaresGirl
Жыл бұрын
Its pretty clear Ben avoids Kevin for the most part, as to not stress Kevin and not be attacked. So Kevin probably takes it as fear, and attacks.
@ayoitsnya
Жыл бұрын
well shi Kevin and dababy be dtm sometimes 😭, dababy be giving right hooks and Kevin be spawning in like a fnaf character
Im dying kevin just ran at him and Ben just smacked him with a lid lmao
I love the frog serving as the ad breaks for the video 😭❤️
7:13 Uncle Ben explaining why he hits Kevin with the lid and nonchalantly smacking him is the funniest scene
@ericwinters1513
Жыл бұрын
Kevin is too filled with hate to die.
@afronasty2000
Жыл бұрын
AGREED!!! I love it
@OhNoTheFace
Жыл бұрын
Odd he had to explain why he needs to defend himself from the angry aggressive animal lol
@KevinLopez-zw6gy
Жыл бұрын
How can it be animal abuse Ben just gives Kevin a smack or a push. 🤦🏽♂️
@Pepe-pq3om
Жыл бұрын
@@KevinLopez-zw6gy It's because these people think Kevin or other animals are as fragile, weak and butt hurt as they are
The fact that rhea can live 30-40 years tells me we won’t have any shortage of Kevin content for a while!
@GenericDan
Жыл бұрын
This is honestly an astonishing fact to me. Also, in captivity, ostriches can live up to 70. What I find weird however is the fact that emus only live to 25 in captivity, despite being among the hardiest and smartest ratites.
@D.H.1082
Жыл бұрын
@@GenericDanBiological clocks are, unfortunately, a part of natural selection. God I hate them. Why can't dogs live longer?
@rebekahtaylor4830
Жыл бұрын
I thought he was an emu lol until I seen the egg
@_SHIN1999
Жыл бұрын
@@GenericDan Some queen ants can also live for up to 30 years.
@Needs_Tzel
Жыл бұрын
@@GenericDanit’s actually vary common for “highly” intelligent life (like emus) to be too smart to be successful in captivity cause they don’t really have all too much freedom. Is that to say that the zoo’s or rescues are doing something wrong on their end in a general sense? No! Absolutely not. It’s like raising a child… but that child never matured passed a toddler… or rather, the behaviors mature but the “smarts” don’t. Tho that’s mostly my speculation
8:54 oh my god he has a little smile. Adorable.
Man, my lazy gamer ass would never be able to do what Uncle Ben's been doing. I mean taking care of all those animals and on top of that filming and editing all these videos, all while at the same time having enough free time to read or scroll through reddit/yt vids. It's insane. Uncle Ben, you truly are the most inspiring minecraft christian channel on yt!
7:14 the Way he just casually smacks Kevin in the face well still speaking the same sentence is absolutely hilarious
@francoisturgeon1176
Жыл бұрын
also when kevin get hit and hes going in the opposite direction again and again LOL its a never ending circle lol
@Relyt345
Жыл бұрын
It really is one of the most wonderful things I’ve ever seen, Kevin behaves just like a badminton birdie
@oklahomajefferson4625
Жыл бұрын
I'm all tears here.. omg =)
@wertyuiopasd6281
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@infinitydreamzz
Жыл бұрын
That was a ninja move .. 😂
7:13 The way u see Kevin running after Ben, gets slapped and then runs away😂😂😂
I want all of the love of those animals and none of the work that you do. I will live happy through your videos.
It really shows how well uncle ben treats his animals the fact that they are sleeping next to his bed really shows
I love the fact he named such an adorable animal Patrick Bateman 😂
@cringechannel4213
Жыл бұрын
yes i find it humorous too
@commentsdisabled2320
Жыл бұрын
Pretty based NGL
@GBlockbreaker
Жыл бұрын
it's just a facade, you never know what that sich bastard is up to next
@GBlockbreaker
Жыл бұрын
@Charming Chowder are you drunk?
*The fact that Kevin was a convicted felon on death row and Governor Uncle Ben just happened to pardon him, is just beautiful* 😂
Rest in peace kevin. You saved my entire family from a burning building and made sure they were safe. You will be missed. RIP KING 💯👑
We know you actually care for the animals, sorry the vid got demonetized you’re doing the lords work!
Clearly Kevin isn’t hurt. He keeps coming back. Birds are tough.
@petrosbabinn1695
Жыл бұрын
Kevin could definitely kill him if he didn't know how to handle him.
Uncle Ben finally snapped..
@Thug367
Жыл бұрын
Something inside me bust
@TheRentalSalmon
Жыл бұрын
It was only soon
@DevonO1
Жыл бұрын
it was inevitable. it had to happen
@savannahvarns2126
Жыл бұрын
Kevin had it coming
@Colaschnittchen
Жыл бұрын
And half of the universe died
The "Woah is that Kevin" always makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
that slap is so perfectly random 😂
happy birthday Homelander. and for what it's worth, i literally started watching The Urban Rescue Ranch due to a Kevin lid slap. he does seem to ask for it. Stand your ground laws should apply to rhea.
Rest in peace kevin he was a one of a kind burd
@Original_kevin
Жыл бұрын
I am not dead dingus
@Martin.j.boogie
Жыл бұрын
Mf you spelled bird wrong
@ippokratismargiouklas2791
Жыл бұрын
@@Martin.j.boogie yeah he meant birb
@gddoramifan21
Жыл бұрын
@@Martin.j.boogie heavy tf2 reference
@luckykitty1740
Жыл бұрын
Nope, birb is birb but Kevin is a burd(en).
Ben, you've been extraordinarily good, kind, patient with ALL your animals. Saving all these precious lives. No way you'd hurt any of them, Kevin included. 🤗
Equal rights equal fights i say you bite kevin back 🤣
RIP Kevin. You won’t be missed, you’ve caused enough family trauma.
@Original_kevin
Жыл бұрын
Guys I am not dead
@YourAverageGlitchySnack34243
Жыл бұрын
@@Original_kevin rip he talks to us through the sky..
@ippokratismargiouklas2791
Жыл бұрын
@@Original_kevin have you realized that uncle Ben put a decoy egg in your place and if yes what is your plan to deal with ben?
@bigounce-re8fq
Жыл бұрын
yahoo
@Original_kevin
Жыл бұрын
@@ippokratismargiouklas2791 I am going too rip his left eyebrow off when he is sleeping
Ben: grabs the plastic lid. Kevin: "why do I hear boss music?"
@somerandomdude712
Жыл бұрын
*bonk*
It's super impressive how many diverse animals you take care of :o
1:02 "dude give me some privacy"
Hey Ben! I think I see a datura plant growing under your trampoline, those are poisonous to humans and I had to remove them at the zoo I worked at. I'm not sure if they're poisonous to your animals but better safe than sorry! (Can I get some upvotes so he sees this?)
@Mk2four3
Жыл бұрын
Datura makes me see the Hat man, I don't want to see the Hat man because I owe him money.
@timewaster12314
Жыл бұрын
bro really said upvotes on youtube
@Shrouded_reaper
Жыл бұрын
Poison (fun variety)
@VincentMothling
Жыл бұрын
I looked it up and it said it’s poisonous to pets and particularly large animals like horses and cattle not since it says pets I think that’s reason enough to remove it since the dogs bounce on the tramp
@Memerosz
Жыл бұрын
"upvotes" 💀
Kevin is a good reminder that the dinosaurs didn’t go extinct
@KW-de9sc
9 ай бұрын
They simply took on their ultimate form.
@Paddydukes89
5 ай бұрын
@@KW-de9scAll of Congress
You would think after all this time kevin would be used to you by now and chill but nope he just wants the smoke on sight 😂😂
That’s got to be a lot of work to take care of all those animals! Awesome job young man!
Watching Ben smoke Kevin with a garbage can lid might be my favorite thing in life. 😂
Big Ounce is the friendliest little prairie dog I ever did see.
@user-cy3fy6pe8b
9 ай бұрын
Love being friendly
You are an angel uncle Ben ❤️ they are so lucky to have you protecting them from Kevin and the world.
If you wanna cut the grass you could get an old fashioned push mower to prevent scaring Da Baby's wife.
The amount of responsibility he has taken on having that many different types of animals is commendable. Uncle Ben is a saint.
I like how unfazed Kevin was at Ben eating his entire head xD
Happy birth time to the tall, handsome prince: name of Homelander!
Pillows and pool noodles as he smacks the bird away with the plastic lid I love this man 😂❤
Something heavy learned on the internet not to long ago was the reason Patrick stares at you intently while he’s peeing is because he is at his most vulnerable and is relying on you for his protection
@Relyt345
Жыл бұрын
“I gotta take a leak, watch my back bro”
@iang.9904
10 ай бұрын
Did you just refer to yourself in the third person lmao
i would never be that patient with Kevin, he would be my thanks giving dinner after the first bite also , Happy birthday homelander.
@Sackmatters
Жыл бұрын
Same here. He would be a goner.
@usabkj
Жыл бұрын
hillbilly
@JayJenkins-ps4jg
Жыл бұрын
Kevin would kill you instantly' only uncle ben has the power to contain Kevin if he ever escaped then mankind is gone
@aho_7195
Жыл бұрын
kevin is a demon in a birds body
the way he sreams at 4:20
bro ure behavior on the animals is perfect atleast love ure vids and the capyflappys
Hello Uncle Ben! Not sure if you know this, but the male Rhea will only start incubating eggs until a certain amount of eggs have been laid in his nest. This is to ensure that all eggs will hatch at the same time (giving all eggs a equal chance of survival). So he might not actually be a bad father, you just haven't given him the chance yet. Of course, in the wild, male Rhea usually have a harem of several females who all lay their eggs in the same nest, so Karen might not be able to produce enough eggs for his father instinct to trigger. Maybe you could try giving Kevin some more dud eggs and see if that will push Kevin into parent mode? I would love to see him at least try to be a father.
@tammyC1971
Жыл бұрын
That’s great advice. I hope Ben sees your comment and gives it a try.
@droolbunnyxo9565
Жыл бұрын
✨💡🙂👌
@krisgunther
Жыл бұрын
I hope he sees this one, I wanna see Kevin’s true father arc
@deanwebb9462
Жыл бұрын
Dont know if this is true (due to lack of credentials) but it sounds true enough that im gonna push this up in the comments
@spore9428
Жыл бұрын
So just...more decoys? I'd be genuinely interested in if this works or not
Ben's love for Kevin reminds me of how God continues to love us.
@Pepe-pq3om
Жыл бұрын
When God hit us in the head with a lid was definitely one of the hue manatee moments
@Shenanigans_333
Жыл бұрын
@@Pepe-pq3om 💀
@abraxasaguilera4670
Жыл бұрын
Preach! 🙌
@coolratse
Жыл бұрын
your username really suits you. bc this shi aint got anything to do w god 💀
@Wallmart_Miwa
Жыл бұрын
@@coolratse i think its a joek,,
Happy birthday Homelander! Keep up the great videos Ben!
Great amount of care he takes of his animals, and he doesnt even shove it on our faces.
Uncle Ben starting to evolve into Shepherd Ben. Ben is secretly the next Noah.
@Kakarot64.
Жыл бұрын
Big Ounce would eat half the animals on the ark again thats why we dont have dinosaurs anymore (aside from Kevin)
@obiwankenobi9439
Жыл бұрын
Next Up: The Urban Ark
Rip Kevin, he will be missed 😔✊
@Original_kevin
Жыл бұрын
I am not actually dead dingus
@MichaelJoseph_Jackson
Жыл бұрын
Yes he will😢✊
@Original_kevin
Жыл бұрын
@@MichaelJoseph_Jackson I am not dead
@DiegoVantesco
Жыл бұрын
@@Original_kevin KEVIIIIN
@Original_kevin
Жыл бұрын
@@DiegoVantesco yo
when life is giving me a load of problems , as is now and has been a while, I come here and feel a little better. Thanks Uncle Ben and your children. Helps me smile, laugh, learn, distracts me and to appreciate the good in the world for a while.
2:29 ‘Ol Biblical Ben
1:15 why.. do I always watch Uncle Bens videos while I eat.
There’s nothing that makes my day more than a healthy dose of urban rescue ranch
Happy birthday Homelander! You have grown to be so big and strong and friendly!!!
I really admire how you handle all the things and how organized you must be. Props to you!
Uncle Ben, make sure to get aquatic plants for the pond so the water doesn’t become filthy and stagnant. God bless!
Uncle Ben's patience with Kevin is astounding
7:22, if you think that's animal abuse, you don't know how much an austrich can be a jerk.
@jcg5054
10 ай бұрын
Kev’s a Rhea btw
Carrot top didn’t seem like the farm type of guy. Glad he’s still doing well
Happy birthday, Homelander! RIP Kevin
LMAO "In reality, I'm just defending myself from pain." True words brother.
Bruh I’m wheezing 7:13 I was not expecting that hit lmfaooo. Kevin like a little kid. When he won’t let go, start bashing him upside the head. He’ll learn. 🤣
Oh my, I love how there's an animal In every single corner you can find. This would be heaven
Uncle Ben with another banger
@AverageReviewsYT
Жыл бұрын
U were first.. claim that
Our family is praying for uncle dad Ben and all the creatures, especially that little new guy drip dropping from he abdomen! 🕊️
The little baby tail wag on Patrick while he eats is so freakin cute! Oh man.
What gorgeous lil, beautiful creatures. Good on ya for taking care of those wonders of nature 🙂.
Truly a certified hood classic
I love how there’s a alligator in is house and bros chillin
Kevin is like a raptor. So aggressive lol. Wow you are taking care of all kind of animals.
Uncle ben has finally have it with kevin and made him into dinner.
@Original_kevin
Жыл бұрын
I AM NOT DEAD
@jamieredman8606
Жыл бұрын
I want a drumstick
Maybe we should just pray for Kevin to have a calmer temperament.
@Deses
Жыл бұрын
Praying is clearly not enough. He needs an exorcism.
@3DJosh
Жыл бұрын
@@Deses 😂😂
@Kakarot64.
Жыл бұрын
@@Deses By exorcism you mean sage and onion stuffing, bacon jacket and roasted in the oven.
@sabrinaevans8746
Жыл бұрын
No we need to pray for the perfect wife for him to. Some who loves animals and hopefully she has a great sense of humor and bonus points if she can cook
@blissseeker4719
Жыл бұрын
@@sabrinaevans8746 a woman that adores her man and loves God too
cleaning butts. this dude totally earns his subscriptions and views. Urban Rescue is awesome.
New camera is based. Those close ups were really cool.
You adopted Homelander in season 3 episode 8 on may 24 2022. So his birthday should be next month! Depending on how old he was back then, but he was very small so surely he wasn't even a month old.🐣
If Big Ounce was in breaking bad: I am the one who dies
This is by far one of the most entertaining channels I have ever come across! How have I never discovered this till now! Brilliant!
OMG.. i fucking love you dude... that smack with the lid was hilarious
Kevin was a better steak than a father 😢
@jenpink4298
Жыл бұрын
😂
uncle ben is such a good mother
"Big Ounce, Out" ! is such the perfect way to close and conclues a video, father brother uncle Ben !
I love Patrick even when he's peeing!❤❤❤
Uncle Ben, I want to just tell you thank you for being such a fantastic person. You motivate me for my future when I work with animals. I currently own 7 cats and 2 dogs which is already quite a lot, but I’ve always wanted to own a farm. You bring me so much joy and the highlight of my day is watching your videos. Thank you
3 minutes ago i searched the urban rescue ranch because i wanted to see if there was a new video, 3 minutes later there’s a new video! love you uncle ben! Always praying for these animals 🫶
3:07 Master Oogway is just getting in some of his *inner peace* real quick
Ben, your farm is my new addiction 😍
I just lost my dog today and want to say a big thank you for these uplifting videos. They give me something to look forward to every night and after such an emotionally exhausting day this helped to take my mind off of things