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@thecringeprophet

8 ай бұрын

Yes sir

@nareshkumar4810

8 ай бұрын

What is jon yapping about

@Timic83tc

8 ай бұрын

1:33

@dasboom7133

8 ай бұрын

Saw tanks and revenge in the title and thought it was about the killdozer incident

@cubit404

8 ай бұрын

Is this a reference to the events that conspired in Granby, Colorado on June 4, 2004

What I've learned through watching JonTron: Everyone involved with the making of the Exorcist has gone fucking insane

@DistractedGlobeGuy

8 ай бұрын

And if you watched Rob Ager, you'd know they were all insane prior to the movie and that's why the movie is like that.

@Ribbons0121R121

8 ай бұрын

including jontron

@conyo985

8 ай бұрын

Even Max Von Sydow?

@rileykiesler614

8 ай бұрын

Its true.

@startusler

8 ай бұрын

Pzuzu has taken over

The dude with the glasses is basically the precursor to "he insulted me so I swatted him."

@HumanPerson_final

8 ай бұрын

I've never seen someone so baffled by chop sticks.

@tehpurplepills

8 ай бұрын

​@@HumanPerson_finalthere's gotta be a better way!

@VleesetendPlantje14

8 ай бұрын

@@HumanPerson_final he looked like he was tripping balls when he tried to use them

@CadetGen

8 ай бұрын

@@HumanPerson_final "How did they manage to eat anything with these? no wonder they're so skinny"

@TubbyFatfrick

8 ай бұрын

Man speaks like a well-written essay with inflated language to increase the word count.

"So then I planted a gun in his car and called the cops" Casually commits like three criminal offenses just to bring up a false charge on somebody. Brilliant 😂

@bluedistortions

5 ай бұрын

False accusations work really well tho. Easy to make, hard to disprove. If there was any fairness, those caught making false accusations would pay the exact same penalty they wanted to be imposed on their victim. That might actually help stop it.

@Yourlocalwordrobe

5 ай бұрын

shouldnt be messing with his mcdonald

@bobbythepirate1430

3 ай бұрын

The best way to get revenge is to make yourself 3x more criminally liable than your... Mark. 😅

@justmo6208

Ай бұрын

*toy handgun

"Who says you can't put more than mail in there?" Oh I don't know, KYLE, maybe the Federal Government?!?

@alexmuse3565

22 күн бұрын

I do believe the office of the postal inspector may have some words about putting things other than mail into the mailbox.

"The son shall not suffer the sins of the father." "I didn't see that." Killed me

@Skylancer727

8 ай бұрын

Both those Bible clips were great. "I mean there's gotta be some depreciation along the way."

@marley7868

8 ай бұрын

@@Skylancer727 it's the morality of it if your get 60 year old wife you should pay the 30 sheckles

@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro

8 ай бұрын

@@marley7868that’s not the verse means lol. It’s referring to what someone wishing to consecrate herself in the ancient Jewish temple would’ve payed if she was a woman of a certain age, and the other verses in that chapter talk about corresponding payments o be made for men and children, as well. Women were not bought and sold legally in the Bible lol

@marley7868

8 ай бұрын

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro I figured no way in hell the price would be a middling 30 but still it's fun to follow through on the out of context verses you hear especially when they sound dependent on said context

@mealsome1571

8 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a quote frank from everybody loves Raymond "The sins of the son, shall not bother the father"

I love family friendly, completely harmless, legal revenge!

@theterriblegamer1228

8 ай бұрын

I think that legal requirement may not apply anymore. It's far from the 80s.

@Hugsloth

8 ай бұрын

"Just reported my noisy neighbor to ICE! He won't be bothering me anymore. Thanks, Linda Blair!"

@Kastigatr

8 ай бұрын

"Legal"

@Vscustomprinting

8 ай бұрын

Almost as much as i love dying in simulated warfare.. feel like i better play that tank game just in case 😒

@Rocklahaulle

8 ай бұрын

Much of that was not even legal in the 80s lol

met Jon in person earlier this year as a random coincidence when I was out somewhere. Dude was genuinely super cool and we even played some arcade games together

@Fitzkrieg

4 ай бұрын

Nice

@ShermTank7272

3 ай бұрын

...and then everyone in the arcade clapped, right?

@SkorchRabbitz

2 ай бұрын

I read this as in prison at first. I was so confused

@harperlome9314

2 ай бұрын

The three reply’s under this comment perfectly summarize the average internet person’s response

@NerdyNeutron

15 сағат бұрын

@@ShermTank7272They didn’t say they did him in the bathroom. They just said they ran into him one day and played arcade games for a brief period. It’s not the most outlandish thing

I genuinely think the seatbelt/lap bar bit has to be the best running gag I've ever seen Jontron do because like an actual car crash it hits you so hard and so unexpectantly it just knocks the wind outta ya.

"You might turn them over to the immigration service." That went from zero to HOLY HELL in a split second

@crit_bot

8 ай бұрын

It was the way my jaw dropped lol

@matthewbartlett3442

8 ай бұрын

Idk if it went from zero…they started with “if your mark is a minority”

@MonoCrowbo

8 ай бұрын

@@matthewbartlett3442 You're right, it went from 100 to Shit Show in a split second

@makeda6530

8 ай бұрын

The whiplash on that was crazy.

@rav-7072

8 ай бұрын

Hey, if it works...

Someone call the media! JonTron actually released a holiday episode on the correct day!!!

@TheWigglerKing

8 ай бұрын

ITS A MIRACLE!!!

@DreamlessVoid

8 ай бұрын

The fact that it was on the right day is the truly scary part of this video.

@Ashaira

8 ай бұрын

wait today is holloween? then wtf was that party last friday?

@Null_Experis

8 ай бұрын

The reality is that this video is for LAST YEAR'S Halloween.

@Quincy_Morris

8 ай бұрын

@@TheWigglerKingit’s a Christmas miracle! Wait no

7:00 mailbox be like "PIPE BOMB" the mark opening the mailbox "PIPE BOMB"

@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree

4 ай бұрын

"So coool!😮"

Sometimes the thought of Jon still existing leaves my mind, then he uploads a video and i'm once again a believer

@sher7174

7 ай бұрын

Well I am fine with him uploading a longer video like this every month. If it is quality like this. Instead of getting bombard with too many videos of low quality every day. But sometimes he takes like a year until he uploads again.

“If you give your Mark these pornographic magazines, they could be fired” Linda Blair: “fascinating”

@VleesetendPlantje14

8 ай бұрын

The mark, all his colleagues and his employer: “jokes on you, I’m into that sh*t” *in Skeletor voice*

@SchemingGoldberg

8 ай бұрын

She seems super into it. Practically gushing.

@inaudiblescreaming9999

8 ай бұрын

That KILLED me

@thedrewdog

8 ай бұрын

@@SchemingGoldberg Linda Blair used to sleep with and party with Rick James, no shit, there's photos of them hanging out at various events, so she knows her way around.

@PikaLink91

8 ай бұрын

@@SchemingGoldbergOf course she is into it... she's a woman. Everyone know that men solve their problems physically while women are more diabolical.

I thought this would be a tape that just had small, harmless pranks as revenge. I didn’t expect it to make me say “what the actual hell” so many times.

@charleswisconsin9196

8 ай бұрын

whatever happened to a good old fashioned poop under their car door handle?

@spaceacepl4636

8 ай бұрын

@@charleswisconsin9196 we went from poop under a car door handle to gun under a car

@KairuHakubi

8 ай бұрын

seriously they're wasting the police's time, the INS's time... that's our tax money, dammit.

@Whom1337

8 ай бұрын

what the flip dude you can’t say h*ll that’s a swear word

@KairuHakubi

8 ай бұрын

@@Whom1337 please not even ironically. i'm just so weary.

The guy: “put something nasty in their mailbox. Something you wouldn’t wanna grab.” Me: “are you talking about a f**king pipe bomb?!” Jontron: *dresses up like the unibomber* Dear lord

@LaPrincesa.DelHielo

6 ай бұрын

I think they were just talking about something gross like peanut butter or a fake bug or something

@Orphioux

5 ай бұрын

​@@LaPrincesa.DelHieloCall peanut butter gross again, mother flipper 🔫🔫🔫🔫

@adamsowell6222

4 ай бұрын

Used condom

@JohnSmith-ox3gy

3 ай бұрын

Rest in peace Theodor 😢

@Orphioux

3 ай бұрын

@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Umm only his friends call him Theodor, everyone else has to call him Teddy Bear.

11:05 I CANNOT express enough, that was LITERALLY my reaction! Brilliant

Honestly I was positively surprised when the detective at the end did not recommend poisoning the family dog.

@kevinpruett6424

8 ай бұрын

And end all golden retriever lineage too... Airbark stole Jon's NBAspirations!!

@commander2552

8 ай бұрын

He's just a regular detective not atf

@CaseyHofland

8 ай бұрын

That would be violent and appalling. “Take away their livelihood by sending bisexual porn to their boss instead.” Classy and tasteful.

@kevinpruett6424

8 ай бұрын

@@CaseyHofland that's nothing, go with pansexual

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

8 ай бұрын

So, Communist mailing lists for the father, a planted ring somewhere for the mother, gay mailing lists for the children and chocolate for the dog. Simple

The part where the detective was advising people to send adult content to their enemies got me so good, how was this even released on store shelves

@MTJfan2017

8 ай бұрын

Nowadays we call that “thugging”

@clockhanded

8 ай бұрын

There was no rules for anything until 9/11 and then covid

@JokerInTheCardDeck1273

8 ай бұрын

He also recommended sending them communist stuff.

@mrminecraftcubeable

8 ай бұрын

Jon didn't cover it but they tell people to file a fake death certifacte to ruin someone's life

@HPMCCPooTis

8 ай бұрын

@@clockhanded What was done in between?

All these years later and 'ol Jon has still got it lol i was dying from laughing so hard at Papenfuss

@sarahzaporta125

8 ай бұрын

Same - I don’t know why that name is so funny, but it is. 😂

A wise man once told me "the best revenge is to be successful."

@Darthquackius

2 ай бұрын

successful in my revenge!

The “weird voice” is actually another horror legend, her name is Zelda Rubinstein and she was in all the original Poltergeist movies. She was known for her unique voice and short stature. Which worked well for those mystical grandma types with supposed ulterior motives.

@thedrewdog

8 ай бұрын

My introduction to Zelda was through a TV spot for the show Picket Fences. She was so creepy, that I mistook the Dramedy for a horror series.

@wrwlf7

8 ай бұрын

that's awesome! i was coming to the comments to see if anyone else heard her voice and thought shue sounded like Lilo from Lilo and Stitch doing a haunted tour (in that clip)

@ZigealFaust

8 ай бұрын

DON'T GO TO THE LIGHT

@notsure1969

8 ай бұрын

This house ... is clean

@elegantdisarray

8 ай бұрын

Teen Witch is another good example ✌️

JonTron has an insane knack for unearthing some of the most bizarre media the world has all but forgotten.

@westey6852

8 ай бұрын

You mean Redlettermedia, right? Jontron surely didnt unearth this.

@xaviermoreau-raymond9269

8 ай бұрын

Except red letter media watched this video six years ago

@favoritemustard3542

8 ай бұрын

@@xaviermoreau-raymond9269 I don't watch them; any good?

@xaviermoreau-raymond9269

8 ай бұрын

@@favoritemustard3542 yea they watch old bad movies and talk about newer ones they’re humor can be a little cringey but definitely worth a watch the best series they have is best of the worst check that out if you’re interested

@bazonga9085

8 ай бұрын

@@favoritemustard3542literally the best

Anyone else replay Linda's "fasten your seatbelts" like a million times? There's just something... very special about it.

@16macario

8 ай бұрын

almost hipnotical @.@

@lilelbee423

8 ай бұрын

Like was that an accent she used?? 😂

@markykid8760

8 ай бұрын

6:15 so I don't have to find it again. She does a cool little smile, like "aw yea that was good."

@kirby7294

8 ай бұрын

This is an interesting comment and reply section that I have just stumbled upon...

@hirodragonslayer

7 ай бұрын

I have no shame, she's an old school waifu 😂

I like how Jon mainly just freaks out over the tape and doesn't have any over the top skits this time. Really hammers in how genuinely freaky this thing is.

Jon actually has a pretty reliable upload schedule. As soon as you forget about him he uploads

“Put something nasty in their mailbox.” Me: oh, like a smashed egg! 👹 Jon: puts on unibomber clothes ☠️

@therealludwigtheholyblade

8 ай бұрын

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

@Evilriku13

8 ай бұрын

I was expecting the "mouse trap prank" but.. I wonder what was really picked in this example in the tape.

@barrag3463

8 ай бұрын

He must've seen the new Wendigoon video

@thehorrorhound6575

8 ай бұрын

I immediately asked “is he talking about a f**king pipe bomb??” And then JonTron immediately put on that outfit lmao

@mqosu

8 ай бұрын

I was thinking more along the lines of anthrax but that works too

My god that is so devious at the end where Jon says “I put my stamp of approval on this and won’t regret it at all” acknowledging that he just opened the flood gates for everyone involved in this 😂

The fact that Jon looks the same age after all these years convinces me he’s a vampire

“‘Vengeance is mine,’ says the Lord.” She didn’t finish the verse 😭

@losnfjslefn8857

8 ай бұрын

I know, right!? I was waiting for her to finish the verse, and then try to justify why it's still ok for *you* to get revenge, but she didn't even bother doing that! 😆 Straight up just cut that part off. "I didn't see that!🤷" I think that Exorcist movie did more harm than good to her spiritually... 😭

@na-ky8ou

8 ай бұрын

​@@losnfjslefn8857 The bible is as made up as the movie she is famous for, so who cares?

@paulhayes5684

8 ай бұрын

​@@losnfjslefn8857This is called ppl whether Christian or not using the Bible to justify their actions and just reading verses partially.

@TheYouTubeGame

8 ай бұрын

So aggravating.

@makeda6530

8 ай бұрын

Par the course for those who don’t respect the Word smh Those revenge plots were insane.

I honestly think people don't give enough appreciation for Jon's prop work.

@wareforcoin5780

8 ай бұрын

The only thing that works harder than Jon in a JonTron video is that prop gun.

@danielgrizzlus3950

8 ай бұрын

some of it needs to go back to joke work

@robertgaudet7407

8 ай бұрын

He’s one of the better things that exists in the world today

@MundaneMuser

8 ай бұрын

Thank Jon and his team.

@SuperRat420

8 ай бұрын

*Prep work IE; watching RLM cover this and steal their hype

the props he puts into his videos is legendary

I just honestly love all the little details and theatrics that go into these videos, like the into and all of it is just so well coordinated and bizzare

The legitimately criminal advice they just let fucking loose with is INSANE

@sanguinedelight6464

8 ай бұрын

the fact they got a lawyer,cop and a private snook in the show,im dead 💀

Love how she quoted the verse of the Bible that condemns us humans getting revenge ourselves instead of leaving it to God, and then goes on to teach you how to get revenge.

@Fakemarcel

8 ай бұрын

💀

@Benjamin1998

8 ай бұрын

she's jewish

@coreythepeanut

8 ай бұрын

“You’re going to hell for this, but if you’re okay with that, let’s fucking go!”

@scottmikkelson3168

8 ай бұрын

So saith the lord

@jacksonpercy8044

8 ай бұрын

If it's good enough for The Lord then it's good enough for me!

this felt like one of the og vids, i miss all the game reviews and movie reviews

I like how JonTron wears that black suit with gloves for pretty much every Halloween video. Like, did the werewolf movie scare him for life?

“Vengeance is mine SAYS THE LORD” she forgot that part

@followerofjesustilltheend8315

8 ай бұрын

For real 🗿

@zeriel9148

8 ай бұрын

Ah yes but He said he made us in His image, so...

@therealfriday13th

8 ай бұрын

That's par for the course of Bible quoting. At this point, you should be calling out the people who include the context.

@Trenz0

7 ай бұрын

Are you implying that a person would quote the Bible in a way that benefits them? Never

@followerofjesustilltheend8315

7 ай бұрын

@@zeriel9148 ah yes actually he said we were made to be like Him not be Him since he is all perfect including his emotions we have similar emotions to him but because we mortel flesh bags and we live as sinners our emotions are not perfect like his are....that and we couldn't possibly compare ourselves to the likes of a litteral god.

When she starts talking about revenge around 4:24 Linda Blair is either an incredibly talented actress, or a for real psychopath. There is nothing behind those eyes, like that shit was chilling

@CommanderViviax

8 ай бұрын

She's probabely not that talented. Her career wouldn't have been such a mess if she was good.

@bellingtoned

7 ай бұрын

​@@CommanderViviaxso she's psycho

@tylerlackey1175

7 ай бұрын

​@@CommanderViviaxreddit moment

@amedotuniverse652

7 ай бұрын

​@@CommanderViviax Rude much?

@TheP3NGU1N

7 ай бұрын

she's the product of an overly sexualized acting career. i wouldnt be surprised if she cracked at some point from 'staying relevant' with producers behind the scenes and ended up like this.

8:51 Why does this man look like Vector from Despicable Me and Walter White from Breaking Bad fused together into one being? 😆🤣

I still can't believe people wanted to cancel this guy lmao

@ELEcomments

8 ай бұрын

JonTron is a national treasure.

@ConsistentlyInconsistent21

6 ай бұрын

How and when?

@arizmazda1032

5 ай бұрын

he's racist​@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21

@greyfells2829

4 ай бұрын

​@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 Jon had a heated gamer moment and endorsed ethno-nationalism

@CrispyChicken38

3 ай бұрын

​@@greyfells2829 He literally did not. He said something they agreed with. Do you like dogs? Oh man, so did hitler, I guess we know what that makes you. Get the idea?

The car seatbelt + crashing jokes were so damn funny. 10/10 😂

@senritsujumpsuit6021

8 ай бұрын

13:46 THE LAPBAR

@carljohan9265

8 ай бұрын

Anyone noticed how eerily relevant the "sending homo and bisexual material to kids" bit is today?

@Suo_kongque

8 ай бұрын

@@carljohan9265that isn’t a thing that is happening? It’s actually just a scare tactic used by people who are afraid of lgbtq people. You know who does bring up sex weirdly often around their kids though? People who are so scared of their child being gay that they force them to be straight.

@paloim

8 ай бұрын

@@Suo_kongque no, it does happen, it's rare but it has indeed occurred. Saying "that not happen" is just lazy, target the fact it's an extremely rare occurrence instead.

@scottydu81

8 ай бұрын

@@paloimBut it’s *not* rare, it’s a part of public school’s curriculum.

If revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet, then revenge... Is ice cream.

@bluecanine3374

8 ай бұрын

Revenge, like gazpacho soup, is a dish best served cold, precise, and merciless. "Yeah, yeah, you can never have enough precision in your soup..."

@mattgretmagoogann3381

8 ай бұрын

Or, perhaps, a refreshing sorbet.

@tiagobelo4965

8 ай бұрын

share an ice cream with them, that'll settle the differences

@brutalbob842

8 ай бұрын

time to pick up some revenge at the local supermarket!

@TheBrickWhisperer

8 ай бұрын

3 scoops of revenge pls

for those wondering, the price mentioned in leviticus 27;4 is for an avaliation, not for the woman

@oddcrafter1270

5 ай бұрын

What's an avaliation?

@n646n

19 күн бұрын

@@oddcrafter1270 No idea, but it clearly says woman in any bible I can find online, not some kind of alien creature.

"Pepenfussy" fucking SENT MEEEE. I'm CRYING

The revenge video with Linda = actually horrifying JonTron's props and acting = AMAZING ❤👏

@SuperMegaGaelourde

8 ай бұрын

I swear it's like the Exorcist was a documentary and she's still low-key possessed. I was half expecting "Now if your neighbor is a mild annoyance, you can call- F@CK MY PUSSY, F@CK MY PUSSY, F@CK MY!!!- Oh dear, ahem, sorry that just slipped out. Where were we, ah yes, you can repeatedly call CPS and claim you've heard crying and shouting until they tear the family apart."

@LordTalax

8 ай бұрын

It wasn't horrifying, kind of dull really.

@desireer6915

8 ай бұрын

@@SuperMegaGaelourde lmao fr! I also cant believe anyone approved the making of the movie either 😅 Wild.

The deepest bit of irony is the fact that the "vengence is mine" passage expresses we SHOULDN'T seek revenge and leave any kind of repayment to the Lord.

@khandiieamerson1039

7 ай бұрын

They could've just referenced the eye for an eye saying and it'd make more sense.

@AlphaQHard

7 ай бұрын

@@khandiieamerson1039 It doesnt. Its words of a man who allowed his wife to die of pneumonia because he believed foreign medicine in the body is against his religious beliefs, but the second he got malaria he wanted treatment. He also engaged in odd behavior with young girls. Nothing Gandhi said was worthwhile.

@smartfella7914

7 ай бұрын

@@AlphaQHardGhandi is 100% burning wherever he is

@khandiieamerson1039

7 ай бұрын

@@AlphaQHard wasn't talking about ghandi. But indeed, he was icky.

@stuv1996

7 ай бұрын

​@@AlphaQHardEye for an eye doesn't originate from Gandhi

Loved seeing this on RLM Best of The Worst and have always wanted to see more reactions to it

@ken131

2 ай бұрын

Not the first time Jon stole gold from RLM's garbage cans

John your work never ceases to amaze me, it's truly good to see you put out quality content, seriously thank you for your work!!!!

11:18 Love that roller coaster harness prop. It's just some PVC pipes wrapped with pool noodles.

@ninjastickmantheninja1656

7 ай бұрын

Man I thought he actually took one from an amusement park

@AliensAreNoobs

6 ай бұрын

Its fairly convincing though! Creative prop design if you ask me!

@ryanm2

4 ай бұрын

You mean your couch doesn't come with a harness?

Fun fact: Zelda Rubinstein was the narrator for Scariest Places on Earth. She was also the medium from the movie 'Poltergeist'. So two horror movie actors from two well-known movie series helped make a show about spooky shit found on earth.

@oldking8276

8 ай бұрын

Had a doubt, thanks for confirming!

@faceless2302

8 ай бұрын

She was so popular they even made an entire video game series about her

@Minoriscful

8 ай бұрын

It all comes back to horror movie poltergeist and the exorcist ,the exorcist everyone went insane in the end irl and in poltergeist all of the actors got haunted IRL

@psyduck8025

8 ай бұрын

He has a hat 💫

@TheBlueprintsOrlando

8 ай бұрын

@@faceless2302what is it called?

My favorite videos to watch and rewatch repeatedly 😂❤

I remember watching scariest places on Earth as a kid and loved it. Didn't they also send random families to really creepy places like Vlads Castle to scare the shit outta them?

"'Vengeance is mine,' saith the Lord, 'I will repay.'" That passage literally teaches _not_ to get revenge, because that's God's job.

@SethPortland

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, but then doesn't he just make it someone else's problem in the bible? Like he doesn't do any anything and instead just sends the sinner to Hell which he has no dominion over? Talk about passing the buck....

@bad-people6510

8 ай бұрын

Also Leviticus 27 is about not sacrificing human beings. But to be fair, the context of that one is a lot more complicated, and Jon was just joking anyway.

@timetravelingshark8811

8 ай бұрын

@@SethPortland Satan doesn't rule hell, and he's not responsible for punishing sinners. It's more like a "misery loves company" situation with that dickhead.

@SolstaceWinters

8 ай бұрын

"That's not gonna stop me, because I can't read." ~ The one percent.

@fivebrosstopmos

8 ай бұрын

@@SethPortland He does have dominion over hell. Infact, the devil will be its chief inmate, it's a myth that the Devil rules Hell, he rules Earth.

JonTron’s random uploading is the best Halloween present ever

@Mister-Red

8 ай бұрын

And that's the meaning of Halloween

@FoxyPercival714

8 ай бұрын

Christmas came early.

@Bugz

8 ай бұрын

Yar

@brandonvillamizar1216

8 ай бұрын

It's better than giving a blind the gift of a new pair of shoes.

@BTAxistube

8 ай бұрын

Jump scare!

I still fondly remembers your "howling 2" video to be the best Halloween video you ever made I still watch it once every year❤

how is it possible that this was 15 mins long but felt like just 3 mins??? Plz never stop making golden content, Jon, you big hot man

10:44 Alright, so the next thing here, we'll deal with the brake fluid cable. I'm not saying you should cut it or anything, I'm just showing it to you.

@whuuuut2035

8 ай бұрын

Just for wacky EDUCATIONAL purposes, don't cut them, they can see that when the car is inspected. Take a sewing needle or syringe and carefully poke a hole in one side of the line, it'll still leak, but, it'll leak slower, giving a longer time for...whatever, and it just looks like normal wear, or like a bug or something tried chewing through it. Don't do anything with that info, it's for EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY, I'm trusting anyone reading this to only just READ this, like legally I'm trusting you.

@Megaman8880

8 ай бұрын

@@whuuuut2035 😏

@ImpetuouslyInsane

8 ай бұрын

Brake fluid cable? It's either a cable outright or it's a fluid system with hoses. Pick one.

the guy with the blurred face is actually the actor Gregory Itzin. one of those actors whos been in a ton of stuff but you can never remember what. Ironically i'm always going to remember him as the guy with his face blurred out in "How to get revenege"

@rugxulo

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, I recognized him from _24_.

It's giving, mafioso training guide. Bless you JonTron for finding these gems.

This is the first and only JonTron video I've ever watched and it was hilarious. Well done lol

"Oh, wait, sorry, you caught me off-guard there, I didn't notice the film crew laying undersea cables through my kitchen and dining room for the last seven hours." That's such a hidden gem of a line, I love it. The entire video is filled with greatness - an absolute pleasure to watch. I'm going to be revisiting this video many times over! Jon just keeps producing banger after banger. And the gags with the couch! They were especially hilarious. I also really liked the "hedge in the shape of my sister" and the joke in the opening of needing to plug the hidden space into the wall for it to work first. Jon's prop work is so good. Please keep up the fantastic work, Jon!

JonTron's military LARP looking more realistic than military insurance companies (using old pattern uniforms even tho the new stuff is readily and cheaply available)

@Integritys_Sum

8 ай бұрын

Old stuff can be classic though...

@huntermcintosh8173

8 ай бұрын

It looked like Jon just straight up bought some military surplus OCPs, it's the space for tabs And the right stitching

@springbonnie8937

8 ай бұрын

Plus the ww2 helmet

@GadzooksEugene

8 ай бұрын

@@huntermcintosh8173 Yeah, but I mean, like, insurance companies geared towards military members and veterans using ACU pattern uniforms with no name, rank, or branch markings, even though the Army was the only one to use that particular pattern. ACU has been out of regulation for the last, like, 4 years or something now, and Multicam OCPs are being used by the Army, Airforce, and a number of other NATO allies. But, these companies can't be bothered to reshoot their adds in the new pattern (which is being used by more than just the Army), which is what Jon is doing here (is her Army? Is he Airforce? Doesn't matter, he looks better than ACUs lmao)

@NakedOwl501

8 ай бұрын

At least the collar isn't zipped in a pair of ACU.

11:04 JESUS CHRIST shit went from 0 to 100 real quick 😂

Awesome video, see you next year Jon!

I was just relaxed, vibing like until "if they're a minority, ring the immigration department" Immediately full attention and a "what the fuck", Jon's reaction was perfect

@anti-ethniccleansing465

7 ай бұрын

It’s a great tip! I’ve done it. :)

@shadow1150zz

6 ай бұрын

​@@anti-ethniccleansing465👀

@Svevsky

2 ай бұрын

Man what is that username of yours

I love the idea that Jon was the guy that got kicked off the team to make room for Air Bud.

@Nix-Man

8 ай бұрын

Dan does indeed have a labrador-esk quality to him, don't he?

14:07 that ending was the cherry on the sundae lol

9:15 “Well when Harold first came to me he didn’t know what to do” Well duh that’s why he came to you

This show *had* to have been used as evidence in criminal court proceedings.

@kevinpruett6424

8 ай бұрын

The mailbox tampering especially

@CommanderViviax

8 ай бұрын

Definitely! And it wouldn't be a good defense. Lol.

@caseybaker7935

8 ай бұрын

​@@CommanderViviaxIf anything, it could be used to prove premeditation

@ZeyTheDaemon

8 ай бұрын

Considering the Unabomber had done his thing in 1978 and was caught in 1996, it seems a bit weird for them to do the whole mailbox thing at the start (his first recorded kill was in 1987, and his last two were in the 90s).

If I had a nickel for every time JonTron made a video about a tape from Best of the Worst, I could finish the rest of the Doofenshmirtz quote

@AllyMonsters

8 ай бұрын

Yeah I noticed he even tries to edit around those parts they do big jokes on too.

@balbert24

8 ай бұрын

Which episode im looking for it, but they dont mske it obvious which makes me feel like its a wheel of worst episode

@pokehybridtrainer

8 ай бұрын

Shoot, could Spoony take notes? Plenty of fodder out there because of Best of the Worst.

@NotOnLand

8 ай бұрын

@@balbert24 WotW 11, also featuring the hypnosis rápe video

@anodosarcade7355

8 ай бұрын

Which episode was this? I don’t remember this at all

It's good to see your channel still alive brother. I watched you alot when i was younger.

this is an amazing video, with the prop and physical comedy of an amazing staple JonTron video, always love to see this sorta sturff

"Who says you can't put more than mail in there, huh?" The federal government, Kyle. The federal government says that.

@sboinkthelegday3892

8 ай бұрын

"Everyone has a male box" unless they have a papenfuss. Some people have a papenfuss instead. Like birds and frogs, it's a crazy new world of gender we live in, now. That was my joke but srs? I kinda hate we all HAVE to have a mailbox address, in the sense that any home you have needs to have a regularly maintained inlet so they can send you stuff. Seems kinda violatory. Like dude, that's my home. Send stuff to my DMV or the police, they'll get in touch.

@jahenrie86

8 ай бұрын

Foxworthy joke ‘that M supposed to be capitalized!!’

@DistractedGlobeGuy

8 ай бұрын

​@@sboinkthelegday3892but how else could a """democratic""" government prohibit poor people from voting or applying for social assistance if they didn't tie citizenship status to having a USPS official mailbox?

Every single revenge plot had me saying “WHOAHH BUDDY“ out loud and then the next one would get even worse and I’d say it again

Really loved the ted bit with the mailbox was definitely wild for that one 😂

Kinda bummed that you come out with videos so rarely but they are always worth the wait. I love your content

All these years later and the man’s still not lost his talent, amazing work as usual JonTron!

@sgtaveryjohnson3803

8 ай бұрын

What's your pfp 👀

@merijn5929

8 ай бұрын

2 mins after upload how have you judged that ?

@Arkaon9

8 ай бұрын

@@sgtaveryjohnson3803Do the Evolution

@jessijinx5271

8 ай бұрын

@@sgtaveryjohnson3803 Do The Evolution by Pearl Jam.

@funnyfunnyvalentine7991

8 ай бұрын

This was a *lot* better than his past few uploads ngl. This was really good

BRO when they brought up deportation I genuinely recoiled in shock at the same time as John simulated that car accident on the couch. Perfect timing.

The seat belt and homemade lap bar was such a good prop

Classic JonTron-style video, love it. I don't know how you keep finding these bizarre movies and shows from decades ago 😂

"Vengeance is mine" *cuts off at "saith the Lord" because then this film can't be justified*

The fact they installed a fully functional seatbelt on Jon's couch is hilarious. But making the couch actually crash fkin killed me

@James11111

8 ай бұрын

Ya should've worn a seatbelt.

@CaptainXJ

8 ай бұрын

The fuck is a fkin?

@teedeegremlin

8 ай бұрын

@@James11111 may the original commenter rest in peace, they died in that couch crash 😔

This is the best and most fascinating Jontron episode in quite a while!!

“You like revenge, right? Everyone likes revenge! So let’s go get some!” -GlaDOS

Jon is like a werewolf, doesn’t usually appear, but once in a full moon, he emerges.

@riddell26

8 ай бұрын

It is a full moon tonight

@jeffsorrows

8 ай бұрын

And its fucking glorious!

@aarondavis8943

8 ай бұрын

Thank you for reminding me of his _The Howling_ review. I watch it every Halloween.

@DarkeningDemise

8 ай бұрын

Still waiting for him to cover the other The Howling movies.

@danielwilliams7562

8 ай бұрын

His outfit early reminded me when he did his Howling 2 videos as well

I wonder how JonTron or his team finds such obscure videos, shows, and movies from the past. Funny video as always, love JonTron's prop and special effects work.

That "really weird voice" Jon references at the start is Zelda Rubinstein, the little psychic lady from the movie Poltergeist.

That gun joke was so stupidly hilarious. Marvelous editing.

@boodledemic6430

8 ай бұрын

Literally spat when she got shot 😂

@fromthegamethrone

8 ай бұрын

My favourite bit

Jon is finally getting revenge on those kids that used S.M.E.N.S. against him on Christmas

@ChronoSquare

8 ай бұрын

wait what's that again

@ryanmurphy8388

8 ай бұрын

​@@ChronoSquareedged weapons

@atlas4698

8 ай бұрын

@@ChronoSquare Shoot Move Evaluate Neutralize Scan

@Red-jl1qr

8 ай бұрын

​@@ChronoSquare Dodge Duck Dip Dive And ... Dodge

@farkbett699

8 ай бұрын

​@@Red-jl1qrDDDDAD

So glad to still have an active jontron :) KZread wouldn’t be the same without you bro

Loved this! Just wish it was back in the good old days where there were multiple halloween themed vids, this was kinda short, so felt like I missed out

It's always a good day when Jonathan Tronathan uploads

@theRPGmaster

8 ай бұрын

Jonhson Trohnson

I'll never get tired of John violently breaking into houses.

This reminds me of your flex tape video, same vibe. Great format, keep it up!

6:07 who you are trying to fool ? That’s Phil collins 😂 😂

Linda Blair kinda is the ideal person to host this considering she used to go out with Rick James and he ended up writing the song 'Cold Blooded' about her

This was written by Bob Logan who had an interesting career before hand.. Before this video, he was a writer for Dennis the Menace cartoon and Popples. He also wrote “what comes around goes around” segment of The Love Boat, so he’s already seems to be a guy into mischief. The he wrote “Up Your Alley” starring Linda Blair and then the parody to “The Exorcist”, “Repossessed” that also starred Linda Blair.

@pokehybridtrainer

8 ай бұрын

The guy behind Popples did Repossessed... Blew my fucking mind there.

@FILTAIRN

8 ай бұрын

Ah yes, mischief, such as reporting your neighbor to i.c.e. lmao

@anti-ethniccleansing465

7 ай бұрын

@@FILTAIRN It’s a great tip!

@crazydud3380

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, this had to have been meant as a dark parody for those old cheesy self-help videos.

I felt I needed to check your channel today and found a vid yay

Im willing to bet this was supposed to be a very strange, very wild satire