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@jacobrev6567

4 ай бұрын

Ok 👍👍👍

@faze901hippo5

4 ай бұрын

Jon I'm honestly madly in love with you and all your content I've watched you for so long your literally baby daddy I love youuu keep up the good work pookie🫶🏼

@nathanrodriguez8678

4 ай бұрын

I miss your game reviews please do more

@HonnePerkele

4 ай бұрын

How fitting. I was just about to pirate a game about pirating pirate themed games!

@Man.Well93

4 ай бұрын

See you again next year, maybe with a good video then.

Crawled out of his montly hibernation to save the sloths. How noble

@TheOfficialChannelOfChannels

4 ай бұрын

Montly PyTron

@VioletDeathRei

4 ай бұрын

Truly they are Nature's most relatable Icon for him, they too wait for a chance to unleash their true potential.

@danielwilliams7562

4 ай бұрын

Jupiter's months maybe

@daniel8181

4 ай бұрын

this can only mean six more -weeks- months of content drought

@cadentannery4626

4 ай бұрын

Nordvpn deadline was coming close!

I mean, I could genuinely watch 15 full minutes Jon walking around a zoo and interviewing animals. Like that's it, that's the whole video.

@Sponty

4 ай бұрын

Same

@MickeyMo600

4 ай бұрын

​@@Sponty Double same

@KajuTheRudeMonke

4 ай бұрын

I second this, we want Jon interviewing animals!

@thehalfmoonmirrorsvenus1234

4 ай бұрын

Triple same.

@muibadah

4 ай бұрын

I would love to see that too. Should pitch it to JonTron. Hope he sees your comment.

I love the owl's half-awake 180 and his indignant stare: "Do you know what time it is? It's 2 in the afternoon!"

@BoopaKing

4 ай бұрын

"Ever heard of nocturnal animals? Well you just bothered one, pal."

@maxthebear7765

3 ай бұрын

Lmao

13:06 the awkward instinctual turnaround to avoid interaction was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Also painfully relatable.

@teaguejelinek4038

3 ай бұрын

-im about to do a thing -oh god a person

I’m so sorry to hear you’re being bullied, slothtron.

@christianvondruska8244

4 ай бұрын

Jon's spirit animals.

@takashikamiyama4607

4 ай бұрын

Jon's still kinda and somehow less then a sloth then the Internet Slohistorian

@copiumkiller

4 ай бұрын

I woke up from my Winter hybernation and seems that he too

@Kunigun

4 ай бұрын

B-list Does matter

@alexmerrill5371

4 ай бұрын

With as slow as he comes out with videos I feel it

''They prefer to be alone, until they don't.'' Stunning and brave journalism right there. What an amazing animal.

@carloshenriquezimmer7543

4 ай бұрын

By animal, you meant the sloth? Always better to ask...

@PixilatedLives

4 ай бұрын

My sister.

@Frikiman_H

4 ай бұрын

_They're just like us..._

@nihilistichorse9650

4 ай бұрын

Same thoooo.

@shannmander

3 ай бұрын

Soooo... introverts.

My favorite recording of sloths is when Sir David Attenborough sneaks up on a sloth and quietly says, "boo!" and the sloth just stares at him as if saying, "not cool, man".

@onenerd9573

2 ай бұрын

I saw a edit of that video where someone put the Requiem of a Dream music over it and it was amazing.

>One of the seven deadly sins >Shows gluttony

@nottegiew

4 ай бұрын

Nikcado encompasses both Sloth and Gluttony.

@RougeSanta

4 ай бұрын

And pride

@TheDarkSide11891

4 ай бұрын

@@nottegiewHe is all encompassing. Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Lust, Pride, Envy and Greed can all describe him.

@dtotheawesome8182

4 ай бұрын

@@TheDarkSide11891lust?

@TheDarkSide11891

4 ай бұрын

@@dtotheawesome8182 Have you seen some of his thumbnails with his partner and some of the things he's talked about?

Honestly love how friendly that sloth was towards Jon, he wanted to personally thank him for defending his kind.

@ib3kii664

4 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh. Joey, is that you?

@LegopikminStudios

4 ай бұрын

@ib3kii664 yes indeed, 🤣

@thatvidwasweet

4 ай бұрын

Shining Force Pfp?? Can't wait to watch your play through

@chrislaezur730

4 ай бұрын

But will you and Juan mature some day?

@ib3kii664

4 ай бұрын

@@chrislaezur730 Probably not. Best friends are sometimes immature with each other.

Fun fact: there's a giant misconception that sloths are so stupid that they mistake their own arms for tree branches and fall to their deaths as a result, in truth however, that's not the case, this was a one of occurrence that happened to a BABY sloth and the source of this claim comes from the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.

@SergioLeonardoCornejo

4 ай бұрын

So. A lie, just like the lemmings.

@henriquelambcastellanos8439

4 ай бұрын

are you telling me The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is not a good source of information? Sounds like Encyclopaedia Galactica propaganda.

@KellyCalKelsey

4 ай бұрын

@@SergioLeonardoCornejo the one with the lemmings is a lot crueler, it wasn't just some idiot calling them stupid based on a singular accident that happened to an infant, they were getting thrown off a ledge like… well, Lemmings.

@bloodwrage

4 ай бұрын

*off

@shoggosh

4 ай бұрын

He's paid off by the Vogons hahaha

"They call in D#" *proceeds to scream in A*

@AlinaAniretake

4 ай бұрын

Glad I was not the only one to notice xD

@MissRora

4 ай бұрын

Good thing her degree isn't in music.

@totalrandomness7200

3 ай бұрын

​@@MissRora to be fair, perfect pitch isn't something music majors are just expected to have. It's more like being double jointed: only a small percentage of the population has perfect pitch and there's no good signs that one can learn it through training. I would actually be way more surprised if she just nailed the note out of nowhere without a reference pitch. *sudden realization* If the sloths can recognize D# and sing it on command, does that mean that sloths are naturally born with perfect pitch?!?!

@francismccarthy5926

3 ай бұрын

God. Thank you. My perfect pitch brain was going insane at that part 🤣

@hommefataltaemin

3 ай бұрын

@@francismccarthy5926anyone with perfect pitch MUST mention they have it at any given opportunity holy fuck 😂😂

The sloth you interviewed at the end really shed light on the matter and I respect him a lot. Thank you for allowing him the space to speak on behalf of his species. He was infact a cool guy.

2014 Jontron: Takeshi's Challenge 2017 Jontron: Flex Tape 2024 Jontron: SLOTHS

@KamielDV2

4 ай бұрын

We have come a far way

@Odious_One

4 ай бұрын

It is 2024 though, what do you really expect, lol.

@theactualTVB

4 ай бұрын

Don’t forget 2018 - SouljaGame 2023 - Titanic II

@newguy371

4 ай бұрын

​@@theactualTVBWatch me play or watch me don't, depending on if they ever deliver it.

@diamonddallascage3258

4 ай бұрын

Don’t forget 2012- Game Grumps

"If I were a sloth, I would very slowly contact a lawyer" lol

@random22026

4 ай бұрын

Best Suggestion in a JonTron Video 2024 🏆

@Justachamp772

4 ай бұрын

Fr

@Gyuwaaz

4 ай бұрын

Yeah that's when I clicked off. He's clearly just trying to get the sloth vote for the upcoming election. He doesn't actually care for their plight he's just offering programs to secure their vote and it's honestly so disgusting.

@thecianinator

4 ай бұрын

I am a sloth, and my brain is so slow that I can still remember when NordVPN leaked every single one of their usernames and passwords

@TheBathrobeWizard

4 ай бұрын

'Ttthhhiissss issss Tttuuurrtllle aaaannnnd assssssooooccciiiaatees. Plllleeeassse Hhhoooolllldd'

I genuinely love the enthusiasm of the zoologist. Recognizing something rare in nature and almost crying because it makes you so happy is just so wholesome. :)

@jacealbine

3 ай бұрын

She has a love and passion for creatures. That's cool af

@MrEpeeFencer

3 ай бұрын

@@jacealbine She was definitely playing it up for the camera.

@josedorsaith5261

3 ай бұрын

She talked about herself more than the animals

@twaggytheatricks4960

2 ай бұрын

@@MrEpeeFencer I can't rule that out, and it's entirely possible, granted. That said, I _have_ met natural specialists before, and they do seem to have this vibe, like, generally? I met falconers who basically act the same way, equine specialists who absolutely act the same way, and don't even get me started on the bat specialist that came to our biology class one day when I was a teen (I got a full copy of her book about bats and how they work. That woman was really cool). I also think it's just a hobbyist thing. I definitely met automobile enthusiasts who're like this for cars, and I personally do geek out more than I should when I randomly go to some store to buy games after groceries, and they somehow have a copy of Megaman X3 in its original Super NES boxart. I mean I don't hyperventilate over it, but still. By the way, uh, your userename is kickass. Do you actually do fencing, or do you just like both that and épées in general?

@MrEpeeFencer

2 ай бұрын

@@twaggytheatricks4960 I actually fence all three weapons lol, but epee is my main strength.

Honestly I love that she enjoys stuff like this that much. Shes clearly passionate about it and isn't hurting anyone. She seems lovely and the world needs more people like her in it.

@tinobemellow

4 ай бұрын

I respect zoologists more than many people. Mainly because they choose to obsess over other species instead of the bullshit their own species does.

That reporter hates sloths because she has to do a report on sloths while her colleagues are getting promoted.

@bigto88

4 ай бұрын

Yeah that's the energy I'm getting. She's pissed she has to cover this story so she's taking it out on the specialist and the sloths

@JHenry-nz7hy

4 ай бұрын

With that attitude, no wonder they put her on Sloth duty

@MASJYT

4 ай бұрын

What's this? An all included tour to Costa Rica paid by the network and all I have to do is half-assedly talk about sloths? faq this shiet!

@snickle1980

4 ай бұрын

We're having debbie pull sloth duty again this week after the crying incident at the childrens burn unit.

@bonbondurjdr6553

4 ай бұрын

@@JHenry-nz7hy or maybe that attitude is deserved?

1:05 “Sloth is one of the seven deadly sins” *shows a picture of gluttony*

@KamielDV2

4 ай бұрын

And shitting himself on camera

@EQuake2290

4 ай бұрын

I was confused too. Maybe it's an inside joke or something? Or just a regular joke that doesn't come off as a joke and more like a conflation.

@imranzero

4 ай бұрын

one leads to the other

@KorriTimigan

4 ай бұрын

​@@imranzeroYeah, most of the deadly sins usually go hand in hand

@jaxonsmith5575

4 ай бұрын

lol, I was thinking greed

"It can't even resist my sword. How useless." -The spaniard

That owl swivelling it's head towards Jon was like, "Yeeeeeeeeees?"

I need MORE of Jon in a zoo interviewing animals

@jameshamaker9321

4 ай бұрын

i would also watch that, because i'm curious as to what the apes, would have to say about something like, jungle book or Tarzan from Disney.

@voxloreecletico

4 ай бұрын

We need more Jon.

@ffwast

4 ай бұрын

@@jameshamaker9321 Or that o-face in the book.

"Do you think maybe you should be getting a room?" Jon, that is their room.

@Verchiel_

4 ай бұрын

hypocrisy manifest

Sloth: exists “Journalists” : why so slow?! next, we trash the Capybara

@leescott3138

4 ай бұрын

More like crapybara

@NachosElectric

2 ай бұрын

60 Minutes: "Sloths: God's greatest mistake."

The tiny puffball bats clustered under the leaf was really cute

@tinobemellow

4 ай бұрын

Alright, come on it's not that serious, come on.

"Gravity removes any shred of dignity" I think I found my yearbook quote

@MouseGoat

4 ай бұрын

Yeah hate how true that sentence hit, every mornig when stepping out of bed from now on im gonna be thinking that as my mirror screams in horror! XD

@ulysses5439

4 ай бұрын

it *is* the most nihilistic psyop..

I hope that scientist was like "I'm gonna screech in this lady's ear and make her think its a science thing"

@patrickbuckley7259

4 ай бұрын

It is true that Sloth females call out for potential mates, but there is no way that woman did that for any other reason than being annoyed by the reporters stupid questions. She was just using Sloth Biology as an excuse to troll a catty journalist. Honestly, you love to see it.

@johnplatypus

4 ай бұрын

This is why I want to become a scientist once I grow up. (I'm 34)

@alexeikotov7769

4 ай бұрын

@@johnplatypus never stop dreaming!👍

@Ruffi0

4 ай бұрын

@@johnplatypusyou still have 30 years till your all grown up!

@Ababa3256

4 ай бұрын

she didn't even scream in the right key smh

The random worker walking out the door with that timing just goes to show that sometimes, the greatest comedy can't be written.

@tinobemellow

4 ай бұрын

These things prove that there's a creator, to me. You can't live in a universe where a perfect comedic moment occurs in largely random circumstances and say that there isn't a creator. He might be immature, but he's a creator, damnit.

@kroneexe

4 ай бұрын

@@tinobemellowwhat?

@TheArchivistArchive

3 ай бұрын

@@tinobemellow Ah yes... the perfect timing of an employee walking out of a door proves the existence of god..., seems legit.

@twaggytheatricks4960

2 ай бұрын

@@TheArchivistArchive No I think I get what he's saying. XD It's one of those moments that looks and feels _completely_ scripted because of how absolutely perfect the whole "scene" is.

@tinobemellow

2 ай бұрын

@@TheArchivistArchive yeah. A really immature god with a weird sense of humor. Like a six year old playing with toys.

Ok, that owl turning the head when you held a mic, was terrifying........ Like "Bitch, what did you just say?" energy.

Seeing Jon interact with random animals is my new favorite thing.

@James11111

4 ай бұрын

Its like a taste of before Jaqcues retired, it's great

@KingLich451

4 ай бұрын

reminds me of Papa Franku

@PhelesDragon

4 ай бұрын

That was oddly cathartic

@SeanFerree

4 ай бұрын

Same!

@CadetGen

4 ай бұрын

"Jon Safari", animal talkshow is what the world needs

8:06 "They scream in D sharp" Proceeds to sing an A, the farthest possible note from D sharp.

@savageratentertainment

4 ай бұрын

that's why the male wasn't interested....her notes were wrong lol.

@the-man-who-bites-his-tongue

4 ай бұрын

sounds exactly like what a virgin-sloth would think. never heard a D sharp, bro?

@angrybread478

4 ай бұрын

Her scream is kinda similar to a sloths though

@Stiggandr1

4 ай бұрын

I thought the exact same thing.

@FabioRodrigues-xs8vf

4 ай бұрын

Did you get a tuner up or do you have perfect pitch ?

"They prefer to be left alone, until they don’t." Sloths are just like me in this regard! :D

8:19 She’s not even singing a D sharp, she’s singing an A. Valiant effort though 😂.

The slow turn of Jon in the sloth costume might be the funniest thing I'll see all year.

@Kalo1027

4 ай бұрын

Watch it, he'll post something else wilder when you least expect it

@wareraseno

4 ай бұрын

Might be, but he was talking about this year :> ​@@Kalo1027

@valcristPL

4 ай бұрын

Well it is February.

@ELEcomments

4 ай бұрын

I laughed too hard at that lol

@szrelemr7784

4 ай бұрын

It really caught me off-guard.

*Inside my head during the ad* "Jon Jafari on a safari"

@jacobkrakowski

4 ай бұрын

I don't say this often but this comment deserves more likes imo.

@HankDeanMan

4 ай бұрын

I did my part 👍

@jacobkrakowski

4 ай бұрын

@HankDeanMan Thank you local Star Ship Trooper/ Helldiver

@ab-gail

4 ай бұрын

Applies during the end of the video too!

@manarayofhope2374

4 ай бұрын

Yes

"If I were a sloth, I would very slowly contact my lawer" classic Jontron joke there sr, much appreciated

Jon…… my man… if you want the sloth to read….. hold the book upside down!!!!

If we could get a full episode of Jon to just hang out at an animal place interviewing them…. I’d be so happy.

@theblocksays

4 ай бұрын

OMG, Pacman Frogs, shouting at him that would be hilarious!

@Wynner3

4 ай бұрын

@@theblocksays I would like to see him hang out with Flying Foxes. They are large bats. 😃

@Pheonixess

4 ай бұрын

Not sure how often Jon collabs, but him at the Urban Rescue Ranch would be hilarious

@Verchiel_

4 ай бұрын

Good thing there's Maya and her adventures in Alveus Sanctuary. Y'all should check it out

@KameronTovey

4 ай бұрын

​@@Verchiel_YYEEESSSSSS I WANT JON AT ALVEUS

I'm gonna need a full cut of JonTron interviewing animals at the zoo

@Vininsky

4 ай бұрын

I would pay in real argentinian pesos to watch that, please make it real

@machineshouldbe

4 ай бұрын

Came here to say this! We need a part two!

@talinfrazier7824

4 ай бұрын

absolutely, best part of the video

@brandonbigsby2557

4 ай бұрын

The bit with the animals was hilarious! They had better comedic timing than some humans.

@Randomninja47

4 ай бұрын

Yes

I love how 60 Minutes called sloths B tier animals when they're a D tier news program on their best day.

That owl was having none of those shenanigans

I love the concept of being a bystander witnessing a grown ass man walk up to a sloth with a microphone and then *holding it towards the sloth*

@PiousMoltar

4 ай бұрын

Thanks to the magic of video you are that bystander

@luckluster

4 ай бұрын

@@PiousMoltar Thanks to the magic of comment section I've found this reply and it made my day.

@shilohoward6085

4 ай бұрын

Thanks to the magic of the like button I can show you guys how much I appreciate your comments.

@aidanthornton173

4 ай бұрын

And thanks to the Magic of Lithium, the screaming in my head fades away... Oh, also your comments are nice?

@PiousMoltar

4 ай бұрын

Thanks to the magic of thanks, thanks

13:06 that 180 turn to avoid that awkward encounter is the funniest thing to me.

@DimentiosLoyalest

4 ай бұрын

I felt that turn in my soul.

@eiatos

4 ай бұрын

I fucking lost it

@makeda6530

4 ай бұрын

Relatable

@OckhamAsylum

4 ай бұрын

That was the most human moment that'll ever happen.

@stephenlee1108

4 ай бұрын

The way he did it so quick 😭

as a strange and unusual animal enthusiast this woman’s joy over odd animals makes me so happy! SHE IS SO REAL LMAOO

"Was English" is the hardest I've laughed so far this year. Excellent job.

Fun fact: the Spanish thought that the sloth was so unimpressive that they decided to conquer the continent for revenge.

@finfrog3237

4 ай бұрын

a true fact here: The Conquistadors liberated many natives from the barbarian, human sacrificing Aztec Empire. They brought balance and helped topple such a nasty blight.

@chalkdeamon6070

4 ай бұрын

Thank you Europeans you made the world a better place Too bad those "people" got control. Darn grabblers​@@finfrog3237

@wiilov

4 ай бұрын

@@finfrog3237 Everyone knows only the Roman wannabes are allowed to treat human life as expendable.

@Ahmadabdal_

4 ай бұрын

@@finfrog3237 they wanted to "liberate" the people so bad they did countless massacares and then "liberated" them in encomiendas by forcing them to work for free (totally not slavery)

@Slynch25

4 ай бұрын

​@@finfrog3237half-truths are so much fun!

“JonTron roasting 60 Minutes videos” and “JonTron interviewing random animals” are the 2 new genres of KZread video I didn’t know I needed.

I love that the minimalist Jontron logo is in the background 😂😂

You know what I’m happy for that biologist, she just gets so happy seeing all these animals

The slowness of a sloth is perfectly analogous to the slowness of JonTron uploads two years ago.

@Zorro9129

4 ай бұрын

He was training for this moment the whole time.

@StonerWeeb

4 ай бұрын

Savage but based 😂

@davidmason3671

4 ай бұрын

Bro I was jonesing all February I was JOHN!!!!!!!! Hector!!!!! Hector!!!!

"they are solitary creatures and prefer to be alone until they don't" he just like me fr

@Greatwhitesloth

4 ай бұрын

me too

@JokukranTheileochy

4 ай бұрын

We are all sloths in a positive way.

@L33PL4Y

Ай бұрын

I mean...that's why Jon said that applies to _everything..._ which includes you.

Bro Jon could post about literally anything and I'd probably still watch it. Just love the personality and style of editing. I don't really mind waiting a long time for an episode 'cuz I know he's taking his sweet time to bring another banger, and another banger he brought.

It's funny how you mention Sloth from the Goonies in this video because AVGN happened to post a review of the Goonies NES game on the same day as this.

@gurvmlk

4 ай бұрын

Both videos were also sponsored by a VPN service. But that's less interesting.

the sloth drawing in that book looks like a damn shuckle

@hanshen3588

4 ай бұрын

I'm wondering WTF was that "armadillo" at 3:33

@sandrosliske

4 ай бұрын

I'm so glad someone said it.

@joinsideke

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, Shuckle~

@jakeh8780

4 ай бұрын

DON’T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE

@Criblo456

4 ай бұрын

I had to google wtf a Shuckle was.

Jon's a real G for standing up for the sloths.

@SeanFerree

4 ай бұрын

For real!!

I love how a JonTron video comes out every other blue moon, maybe, but they still get 70k+ views two days after upload. We miss you Mr. tron

I love the way your set evolves, with all the little details from past videos. Watching you interview those animals was also really fun, as was the rest of the video! Keep up the good work, please.

The grating concrete slab sfx accompanied with that owl at the end killed me

13:46 Enters turtles' room: "do you think you should be getting a room?"😂😂

"Is this on the up an up?" I'm crying 😂

i just love jontronshow. it is one of the actually awesome big budget channels left on youtube

A "quirky zoologist" is the best type of zoologist

@upg5147

4 ай бұрын

From what the world has told me, the only type.

@plzifan3773

4 ай бұрын

correct

@OhSoTiredMan

4 ай бұрын

I'm a brave boy so I'll ask, What is the worst?

@bigm00dthesergalgamer

4 ай бұрын

@@OhSoTiredMan The ones who get quirky with the animals they're supposed to study...

@richardsaplenty8020

4 ай бұрын

​@@OhSoTiredMan Zoologist from Terraria. That's the worst.

That sloth bonking your mic at the end had me dying

@SeanFerree

4 ай бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂

this is one of my favorite jontron videos ever and perfectly encapsulates why i love his channel so much

Man your videos are so funny, probably the only channel that makes me laugh uncontrollably every video.

13:37 bro expects him to read upside down lol turn the book over 😂

@dlelfe3

4 ай бұрын

Hey some people can read upside down, who's to say that my boy hanging there couldn't?

Thank god there’s someone like Jon who will fight for the biggest victims of bullying

@jeremytitus9519

4 ай бұрын

No the biggest victims of bullying are megatheriums aka giant sloths and they are extinct so in fact you are incorrect

@bigchungus601

4 ай бұрын

Nah the biggest victem is CaseOh

@dingleofthechalk

4 ай бұрын

the whole crowd goes quiet @@bigchungus601

She legitimately hates sloths so much she reached past the jugular with that "B-List Animal" comment

“Shouldn’t have seen the bats, now I’m dying” has to be the funniest part of the video 😂

The owl turning his head at Jon! 14:06 😂

@kyuokuo

4 ай бұрын

Instant fear response from Jon! 😂😂

@nedfrizy9315

4 ай бұрын

The owl be like.. "Fck did you said?"

@aztecelotl

4 ай бұрын

Stolas: I don’t give a shit about Belphegor. Let me alone, now!

@Sam.TheAxolotl

4 ай бұрын

​@@aztecelotl"Haza, a man or quality!"

Seeing Jon interview animals just makes me want to see him do a full animal Urban Rescue Ranch like episode, where he just interacts with animals in random little bits.

@DJstarrfish

4 ай бұрын

JonTron vs DaBaby (it's over)

@mere7583

4 ай бұрын

That would be a beautiful colab

I could watch Jon tron talking to animals for hours😂 the owl turning it’s head and the Jon panicking and saying “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend you” killed me😂

Jon keeping me on my toes with video topics is what I keep coming back for

Petition to have a whole channel of JonTron just interviewing animals. It was amazing

@tinobemellow

4 ай бұрын

It's gonna work until the gorilla looks at him and thinks he's challenging him and goes Kong.

6:21 I love how the sloth looked up when Jon shouted "Aww you're pissing me OFF!"

You can really tell that Jon is using his channel to do cool stuff he wants to do, while being able to write it off as a business expense. Always great to see!

The owl at the end with that slow turning of its head and the rock noise. It's like the statue trap in a game just waiting for you, rearing its spikes as you enter the room.

JonTron's rent is due and his calendar has a picture of a sloth on it so here we are 😂

@BloodWraith777

4 ай бұрын

Jon: *QUICK, RENTS DUE, WHAT DO I MAKE A VIDEO ON* *Throws a dart in a random direction after spinning around several times while also blindfolded* *The dart hits a random calendar in a corner with a sloth on it* Jon: *SLOTH*

@OdaSwifteye

4 ай бұрын

At least it's better than him just watching a RLM video and saying, "I should do that too!"

@UsernameU222

4 ай бұрын

A calendar is asking a lot from Jon. I'm thinking it was a random suggestion on Netflix that had a sloth on the cover.

@burimsaliji23

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 this is a good joke 😂

@joeyjusticeco

4 ай бұрын

accurate

Jon: "Would you mind getting a room?" Tortoises: "This is my room, bucko"

love your videos john when i first found you on KZread I had to watch all your videos made my day man thank you and keep up the amazing work

I could literally watch hours of jontron interviewing animals.

I feel like the people behind 60 minutes are the same type of people who will order a delicious meal, say thank you and tip for the meal, and just drop the most insulting backhanded compliment you have ever heard all because the water was slightly too cold. Edit: Behave in the replies, children

@milliondollarmistake

4 ай бұрын

all they did was call her quirky lol

@brettbrooks5511

4 ай бұрын

​@milliondollarmistake that's all you heard on camera. Look at all the shit she talked about the sloths for absolutely no reason. She felt comfortable saying that because she sees the sloths as too stupid to comprehend her insults. She definitely talked shit about that zoologist after they stopped filming

@dinuxplay8003

4 ай бұрын

lmao, it ain't that deep

@monumentalsin3552

4 ай бұрын

​@@brettbrooks5511 calm down it's just a stupid useless animal

@tjjordan4207

4 ай бұрын

@brettbrooks5511 So, she’s insulting a species that can’t fight back? Talk about a bunch of bullies over there.

Proof that Jon could come on and talk about literally anything and I'm here for it.

@ELEcomments

4 ай бұрын

I was surprised. I thought "A sloth video, really? This is obviously boring filler content..." And I do think it is more filler content compared to the last two, but it was still great.

Absolutely loved this video! Had me in stitches with all the laughs. Great job.

I just love their permanent shit eating grin like they just farted in a small space and they're waiting for everyone to notice

“One of the 7 deadly sins.” *shows one of the best depictions of the sin of gluttony possible*

@gregorysweet867

4 ай бұрын

I’m no comedy man but I would of done a picture of myself

@arthurb6882

4 ай бұрын

even just seeing a picture of that guy makes me feel gross and uncomfortable. i saw some video of him cutting his hair and crying and the hair was going on all these eggs and it made me feel so disgusting that i struggled to make myself not think about it, i hate being reminded of it lol

@rhobeans

4 ай бұрын

@@arthurb6882 whose more to blame, him or the multitudes of people that made doing what he does lucrative and popular??

A 4chan post pointing out how Koalas are far more useless would merit bullying Koalas more. Nobody bullies koalas tho because they are cuter.

@puppetstudio4989

4 ай бұрын

Fuck koalas, they suck

@SergioLeonardoCornejo

4 ай бұрын

I actually think Koalas are by far not as cute as sloths, and a lot more unpleasant. Also, yeah. They're less intelligent.

@crcoghill

4 ай бұрын

Not to mention they can attack humans, unlike Sloths, that actually like us. I saw a video of one saved on the road and asked for a hug once it reached a tree. That's wholesome.🦥

@Helladamnleet

4 ай бұрын

They're the ones that will starve to death if you take the leaves off the branch, yeah?

@ashamansedai

4 ай бұрын

Sloths are and look way better than Koalas.

This is probably the most wholesome thing i watched all day and im here for it

The M1 garand for the WW1 joke got me dying 😂

I love sloths. Looking at their faces just makes me so happy. Between that and the survivability, 60 Minutes has no reason to pick on them. Also, those baby bats were adorable.

@DasAntiNaziBroetchen

4 ай бұрын

I wonder how long 60 minutes will survive, by producing trash like this.

@tinobemellow

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, but if I remember correctly, the job of 60 Minutes, as well as the jobs of most reporting/ news outlets, is to piss on literally everything about something.

10:24 bro took the time to print out and FRAME a picture of a naked mole rat for this bit LMAO

@Roxxxxxxxbottttter

4 ай бұрын

I thought she said "Mall Rat".

@filipsperl

4 ай бұрын

that's like the least effort John's team puts into a joke. Usually he does much crazier stuff like costumes, greenscreens/outdoor/studio shooting, animations, buying products.......

@richardgomer5126

4 ай бұрын

He probably didn't print it out just for this bit. Jon seems like the kind of guy that always has a picture like this. Just in case.

@drakegrandx5914

4 ай бұрын

​@@filipsperlYou aren't taking into account the courage and self-control that it takes to google mole rat pictures, select one that works for the bit, put it to print, _touch it when putting it into the frame,_ than keep it a few inches near to your head and look at it from that distance in order to make the skit. That's the closest to the Vietnam War that a regular civilian will ever get to experience.

@NucleaRaptor

4 ай бұрын

Jon ALWAYS commits to the bit.

Jon out here asking the tortoise at the end if they should get a room as he's entering THEIR room.

“I will not have you speak to me that way” I still can’t stop laughing

1:05 "one of the seven deadly sins" while showing a picture of nikocado avocado had me howling

@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936

4 ай бұрын

Tbh, Nicocado more fits gluttony, but sloth isn’t too far behind.

That owl was definitely offended

I love when jon randomly posts, it makes my month 😭😭

My giggle meter is off the farking charts with this one!

Here's a fact, sloths are most vulnerable to predators when pooping. They poop once every few days and when they do they can lose as much as a third of their body weight afterwards. Also, despite it taking a while to relieve themselves, instead of pooping from a tree, for unknown reasons, a sloth will venture all the way down to the forest floor to do so. The more you know!

@KikBlava

4 ай бұрын

I was wondering why they don't just do it from the tree, unless they just don't like the smell. I imagine not pooping for a few days isn't an issue if it takes them long enough to eat too.

@DatBoiOrly

4 ай бұрын

well if they did poop on the tree they wouldn't be able to get that perfect pooping angle & out of courtesy for other sloths.

@umwhoalol

4 ай бұрын

I'm no scientist but I am also a biological organism. Id bet it's wiping it's ass using the dirt.

@YourDadsOnlyFan

4 ай бұрын

They go down to the forest floor because they're sloths, not savages.

@silentassason

4 ай бұрын

"You don't poop where you sleep, or eat where you poopeth ehh...the smell is bad"

8:10 I chose a very poor moment to start drinking my beverage. Nearly died, but that was brilliant.

@hussites619

4 ай бұрын

Didn't know Jon was such big fan of fnaf

@jacksonion650

4 ай бұрын

I was taking a sip of a 2L bottle and almost dropped it lol, glad I'm not alone

I loved This video. Jon tron is as hilarious as he is wholesome with his love for these creatures