How to Get Away with Saying Awful Things (feat. Craig Ferguson) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

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Craig Ferguson joins Nikki and Kerryn Feehan to talk about his new book and his life philosophy of not caring: 0:01
Nikki critiques Andrew’s latest fashion choices: 31:03
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Nikki Glaser and her sidekick Andrew Collin host You Up w/ Nikki Glaser on Comedy Central Radio, SiriusXM Ch. 95, Monday through Thursday at 10AM ET / 7AM PT.
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  • @doncurtis3402
    @doncurtis34025 жыл бұрын

    Craig is a riot! Miss his late night! He runs circles around what we got today...

  • @Leftyotism

    @Leftyotism

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why do you hate Trevor Noah?

  • @doncurtis3402

    @doncurtis3402

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Leftyotism, who said I hated him? I just prefer Craig Ferguson.

  • @Leftyotism

    @Leftyotism

    5 жыл бұрын

    not quite : >

  • @Outplayedqt

    @Outplayedqt

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ferguson and Conan will go down as the late night legends

  • @quasarsphere

    @quasarsphere

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm so ridiculously old, I remember when Craig Ferguson was Bing Hitler.

  • @jb34304
    @jb343045 жыл бұрын

    You know Geoff has a little pad in Nashville. He goes there about once a year. Nikki you should come over sometime! Go throw some beads at people. Go swimming. Just Geoff, you, TOGETHER! And Nikki, download lastpass... P.S. Balls

  • @KimsLantern

    @KimsLantern

    5 жыл бұрын

    SmallTownGamer I love you.

  • @KimsLantern

    @KimsLantern

    5 жыл бұрын

    They can haff a smoke and partake of the Daffy Dook and ze Betty Boop.

  • @Leftyotism

    @Leftyotism

    5 жыл бұрын

    Geoff is not waterproof and needs a cable! Why do you want to kill Nikki Glaser? D:

  • @javasoccernut

    @javasoccernut

    4 жыл бұрын

    G e o f f has a pad almost everywhere

  • @DotBone89

    @DotBone89

    4 жыл бұрын

    Careful, Icarus!

  • @josephfreeman9687
    @josephfreeman96875 жыл бұрын

    Nikki, I love how raw, uncensored, honest and human you are. I love your work.

  • @makatron
    @makatron4 жыл бұрын

    What did we learn on the show tonight Craig? Meeeoww! 🐱

  • @naboob
    @naboob5 жыл бұрын

    Craig needs to go on Netflix now!

  • @firepaint33
    @firepaint335 жыл бұрын

    Immediately went on amazon and bought the book for my dad because of this...

  • @depressedtv

    @depressedtv

    5 жыл бұрын

    not that this has anything to do with this or that.. but does your dad or you like Norm MacDonald? His "memoir" ("Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir") is really good and funny.

  • @rickkarrer8370
    @rickkarrer83705 жыл бұрын

    I miss Craig more than most people in my life lol

  • @vikgeorge7562
    @vikgeorge75623 жыл бұрын

    The start of this, I couldn't help but think of "it's like Jay Leno as a fly." LOL love this guy

  • @nikolalutov8898
    @nikolalutov88984 жыл бұрын

    Mate, Craig Ferguson is simply THE man...

  • @luketaylormusic2807
    @luketaylormusic28074 жыл бұрын

    I do miss watching Craig very much. My father is Scottish, an immigrant, his family from Glasgow, where Craig is from. I loved to watch Craig's monologues with my father, and I have the fondest memories of it. One of the funniest stories I've ever heard in my life was in one of Craig's monologues, and one of the funniest skits I've ever seen was Sean Connery's Cajun Kitchen. Cheers :)

  • @MissStevenSmith
    @MissStevenSmith5 жыл бұрын

    Craig is still the ultimate daddy! Getting hotter and hotter as he becomes older

  • @KimsLantern
    @KimsLantern5 жыл бұрын

    I’m so glad I got to see Craig do standup at least once back in April before he leaves. Great man. Stud muffin, too.

  • @haggispouch8123

    @haggispouch8123

    5 жыл бұрын

    He is going back on tour doing stand-up in North America in September after he wraps the Kathie Lee movie.

  • @KimsLantern

    @KimsLantern

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haggis Pouch Awwww yiss!! Thanks for mentioning!!!!

  • @theshuggie
    @theshuggie5 жыл бұрын

    I miss Craig in late night so much! One of my favorite shows ever. His past two books were phenomenal as well! I’ll be picking up his new one for sure!

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks5555 жыл бұрын

    Watching Craig Ferguson make women melt will never get old. He doesn't even try, and that's why it works.

  • @cdgins
    @cdgins4 жыл бұрын

    Sweet to hear that Craig mentored Nikki. Another reason to like Craigy Ferg.

  • @piesusan17

    @piesusan17

    4 жыл бұрын

    Craig has mentored so many and gave people their careers. It is terribly sweet and kind

  • @nookieone11
    @nookieone114 жыл бұрын

    That was an AMAZING Jim Gaffigan sir, kuddos

  • @jharwell626
    @jharwell6265 жыл бұрын

    9 minutes in and no sex talk. I'm... impressed. Thank you, Craig Ferguson.

  • @DMDM-dc9ep
    @DMDM-dc9ep5 жыл бұрын

    that was a pleasure :) thank you!

  • @paulworkswellwithothers9735
    @paulworkswellwithothers97355 жыл бұрын

    He was the best, we miss him so much, and we're celebrating you

  • @jarrettfinney4882
    @jarrettfinney48825 жыл бұрын

    I’m 26 and Craig’s my fucking idol. Such a goddamn player. I’d love getting that book for Christmas

  • @dallashorn1997
    @dallashorn19975 жыл бұрын

    Wow, Craig looks amazing! I miss his late night show. Totally going to check out your books Craig! You're so handsome and charming! Call me ; ) lol

  • @timo9007
    @timo90073 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing

  • @leesalt
    @leesalt5 жыл бұрын

    They should just change this whole show to Nikki and Craig hosting. Don't even need guests anymore.

  • @gabrielsilvas7105
    @gabrielsilvas71055 жыл бұрын

    I needed this collab

  • @WoodstockTBL
    @WoodstockTBL5 жыл бұрын

    LOL, it's like Nikki and her friends are interviewing the guy from "Split" - This is the awesome.

  • @piesusan17
    @piesusan174 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, Nikki. You brought the silly out of Craig!

  • @Braselton21
    @Braselton214 жыл бұрын

    3:00 Confirm he sounds like Maurice from GTA San Andreas :D "Gardening with Maurice"

  • @mats7492
    @mats74925 жыл бұрын

    i wanna reach the Craig Ferguson level of "IDGAF"

  • @kbjonesma
    @kbjonesma4 жыл бұрын

    Craig is the funniest comic. So on the cuff with funny response

  • @veggigoddess
    @veggigoddess4 ай бұрын

    Can't think of anything worse than recommended a book for people who love watching and listening to Craig Ferguson😂

  • @nattanunsangkasaba8991
    @nattanunsangkasaba89915 жыл бұрын

    Ö lala! I also had a lot of fun watching this. Since watching him in Drew Carey’s show an his talks late late night talk shows! He was the most unpredictable! I recommend anyone check his host stuffs!

  • @nattanunsangkasaba8991
    @nattanunsangkasaba89915 жыл бұрын

    Craig please comes back Craig!!!!!!! you have that crazy charm!!!!!!! New whatever old or new is not as important as you. Funny Scottish smile helps the world and the moonshine

  • @Footjones
    @Footjones5 жыл бұрын

    One of the most entertaining people I can think of, and this woman prattles on about absolutely nothing. Love Craig and the ten words he was able to squeeze in.

  • @hardyharr9377
    @hardyharr93775 жыл бұрын

    Anything with Karryn is awesome

  • @detdatho
    @detdatho5 жыл бұрын

    I am one of these people who really miss Craig. Loved his book American on Purpose. Nikki should really read it.

  • @pja36

    @pja36

    3 жыл бұрын

    Between the Bridge and the River is interesting as well.

  • @1972Georges
    @1972Georges5 жыл бұрын

    Nikki and Craig! Love you guys! you make a perfect fit.

  • @rjphilla

    @rjphilla

    4 жыл бұрын

    No they don't. Craig dumbed it down for her. She couldn't even pretend to keep up with him.

  • @ArthurdosSantos
    @ArthurdosSantos5 жыл бұрын

    What microphone is that?

  • @grega9595
    @grega95955 жыл бұрын

    The extra part at the end is becoming my guilty pleasure/favorite part

  • @nuckinfuts7610
    @nuckinfuts76105 жыл бұрын

    CF is still hot AF.

  • @stephen_sezs

    @stephen_sezs

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’d smash

  • @d.e.b.b5788

    @d.e.b.b5788

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yep, being funny is a terrific aphrodesiac. Well, that and being very rich.

  • @wampum3000

    @wampum3000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@d.e.b.b5788 also shingles

  • @d.e.b.b5788

    @d.e.b.b5788

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wampum3000 Having shingles is an aphrodesiac?

  • @wampum3000

    @wampum3000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@d.e.b.b5788 it's a joke from the late late show he did. but i mean, there's gotta be some freaky person out there that get off on shingles. or recently having shingles? could happen

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg4 жыл бұрын

    The funniest thing, Craig Ferguson, in his illustrious career has done is on the Drew Carey Show when he goes to Rehab for coke Abuse and Drew and co. go to visit him and he's doing Needle point as part of recovery...Drew was all happy for him as he goes to show his handiwork; He reveals one of those "Home Sweet Home" needlepoints but his says "God I miss Coke"...That was so cutting edge on TV back then...

  • @DW-hp2nf
    @DW-hp2nf4 жыл бұрын

    He needs a radio show!!

  • @Activated_Complex
    @Activated_Complex5 жыл бұрын

    Dude needs a podcast. As much as I love Dirty Jobs, my favorite work from Mike Rowe has been in his podcast era. Craigy Ferg would be brilliant at it.

  • @Tcrror

    @Tcrror

    5 жыл бұрын

    He has a podcast, unless it ended.

  • @Activated_Complex

    @Activated_Complex

    5 жыл бұрын

    Right on. I’ll check it out. Thanks for the tip.

  • @piesusan17

    @piesusan17

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Tcrror His podcast ended

  • @mikehuang1131
    @mikehuang11314 жыл бұрын

    Andrew, you look like mark ruffalo in those sunglasses.

  • @calsheridan8961
    @calsheridan89614 жыл бұрын

    His Jim Gaffigan impression... WOW.

  • @kellese0105worth
    @kellese0105worth5 жыл бұрын

    This video title is perfect for all the beauty community drama

  • @barryhohman195
    @barryhohman1954 жыл бұрын

    Boy I miss Craig’s show on tv!

  • @averagejoe181
    @averagejoe1815 жыл бұрын

    Here's Craig doing a dozen godawful voices and then all of a sudden he whips out a perfect Jim Gaffigan

  • @TooTeenagers
    @TooTeenagers5 жыл бұрын

    I MISS CRAIG!! ❤

  • @tymeryder7264
    @tymeryder72644 жыл бұрын

    Craig is just the best.

  • @Shempullen76gmail
    @Shempullen76gmail Жыл бұрын

    I had a TV and stereo that always required fonzy action ,,,hazel I have and call it recycled green

  • @RGVNC
    @RGVNC5 жыл бұрын

    Home is where your heart is...I prefer the term Hermit Chic

  • @Lexor888
    @Lexor8885 жыл бұрын

    Where's the timestamp?

  • @l-train7876
    @l-train78764 жыл бұрын

    I’m born and raised in SoCal, no one goes outside after an earthquake and wonders when they can go back inside.

  • @dinoballz
    @dinoballz2 жыл бұрын

    18:00 the emojis can differ on different types of phones.

  • @cmicerzz
    @cmicerzz5 жыл бұрын

    I mean Nikki is good, and it just shows how great Craig Ferguson is. Wit and can go off about everything.

  • @ryana42
    @ryana425 жыл бұрын

    password manager, saved your life nikki. thank me later :P

  • @matthenry2564
    @matthenry25645 жыл бұрын

    Nice timestamps dude.

  • @maxcherkasskikh5960
    @maxcherkasskikh59605 жыл бұрын

    Nikki is such a darling. Love her. Got to meet her at work last week and she was super super nice. Was very conversational and down to earth. Craig is such a ball buster. Love him. Shame he's not really doing anything at the moment. He has a true natural talent for doing stand up, hosting and other related stuff!

  • @dudeitsdietz
    @dudeitsdietz5 жыл бұрын

    Nikki kills it as usual. Craig was great too.

  • @embmargiotta4706
    @embmargiotta47064 жыл бұрын

    Love ferguson

  • @michael_lumb
    @michael_lumb5 жыл бұрын

    OUCH!! AT 24:30 I JUST LAUGHED WHILE TAKING A SIP OF MY BEER AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE BEER CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. I spit it out all over my bed and my nose is burning. I don't even watch Nikki all that much (no offense) but that cracked me tf up for some reason

  • @demitrisolvinski

    @demitrisolvinski

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lesson learned? Don't drink beer.

  • @antm505
    @antm5053 жыл бұрын

    Ive tried crystal litter before. Had way more dust than traditional litter.

  • @zross9
    @zross95 жыл бұрын

    And Sirius rubs it in to show how lacking the Bonfire is when it comes to ad reads

  • @l-train7876
    @l-train78764 жыл бұрын

    What are they talking about at 10:00? Did one of them interview drunk Liam Neeson??

  • @joshholmes877

    @joshholmes877

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, but they are referencing that whole drama

  • @sebrussell

    @sebrussell

    4 жыл бұрын

    A while back Neeson was doing an interview and decided to tell a story of how when he was young he almost did a hate crime. I think he was saying that someone he knew was either beaten up or raped (can't remember which, either way it was horrible) by an unidentified black man, so Neeson decided to get a bat and wander the streets and look for a random black guy he could murder for vengeance (because that makes sense apparently). Supposedly the reason he didn't murder anyone was not because he saw the light, but because during a night of roaming the streets he never found a victim and it was only hours later that he finally decided that indiscriminate murder was maybe not the best solution to the problem. I'd look up the original interview, because I'm writing this off memory from when the story first came out months ago, so I likely got details wrong.

  • @Shempullen76gmail
    @Shempullen76gmail Жыл бұрын

    holly crp I have same coconut water in my fridge right now

  • @avjake
    @avjake5 жыл бұрын

    Of course, the Hitachi wand costs $69. Craig really can Improv like no one else.

  • @robf6105

    @robf6105

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not to be confused with the Hibachi Wand, which can cause painful burning and itching.

  • @kevinmontgomery1383

    @kevinmontgomery1383

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@robf6105 I thought I smelled something!

  • @geffcassuto
    @geffcassuto6 ай бұрын

    kerryn!!

  • @wubranch1
    @wubranch14 жыл бұрын

    Nikki is the cutest.

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman5 жыл бұрын

    Craig was the best talk show host.

  • @kellykonoske91
    @kellykonoske914 жыл бұрын

    There is NOTHING on late night tv since Craig Fergusen left.

  • @yavapaircclipsoff-road25

    @yavapaircclipsoff-road25

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kelly Konoske no kidding I miss playful flirting in interviews, today even Nikki a sex comic was ignoring all of Craig's playful flirts.

  • @johnteill_
    @johnteill_3 жыл бұрын

    This guy is fucking awesome

  • @willionaire77
    @willionaire775 жыл бұрын

    Everyone knows... Nashville's is for p.... 😂😂😂

  • @meghananagaraju1851
    @meghananagaraju18515 жыл бұрын

    Why does it feel like they've hooked up at least once before? Why am I shipping them!? 🤦😂😂

  • @maxcherkasskikh5960

    @maxcherkasskikh5960

    5 жыл бұрын

    No surprise if that were the actual case. Hahhaha...

  • @SpruntForever

    @SpruntForever

    5 жыл бұрын

    I thought the same thing. Body language says she's defensive. Arms crossed and body turned away. Only time I've seen her this way...

  • @JosephHaubert
    @JosephHaubert3 жыл бұрын

    Does Nikki need anyone there. She is non stop talking here. Luckily Craig knows how to insert himself in a clever way into conversations.

  • @tomwood3794
    @tomwood37943 жыл бұрын

    James Bond uses the wand. To mix his drinks. Shaken not stirred.

  • @bridgidigital5062
    @bridgidigital50625 жыл бұрын

    Craig's the fucking best. He wins at everything.

  • @BPB9973952
    @BPB99739525 жыл бұрын

    Too much over laughing

  • @jackmcdaniel1548
    @jackmcdaniel15485 жыл бұрын

    It is very good to know that beets cause stomach cancer or does stomach cancer cause beets?

  • @eemoogee160
    @eemoogee1605 жыл бұрын

    Wow. The air quality in LA is driving people away. Don't really hear much about it. Wonder why...

  • @jnhln5796
    @jnhln57965 жыл бұрын

    Craig!

  • @TheNextSeraph
    @TheNextSeraph5 жыл бұрын

    2 Minutes in... I want a show where Craig Ferguson voices a CGI Kitty

  • @wickedwookie3864
    @wickedwookie38645 жыл бұрын

    Craig Come Back! Thanks to KZread I can get my fix, I would love some New Content! Come to the internet! Wait come for the Internet....BALLS!

  • @squidcaps4308
    @squidcaps43082 жыл бұрын

    Reddit still loves Craig.

  • @ericdowns1
    @ericdowns14 жыл бұрын

    Nikki the camera works a little rough man

  • @photodog13
    @photodog133 жыл бұрын

    I love Craig’s humor but Nikki can fly me in to a city anytime.

  • @leereissig6510
    @leereissig65104 жыл бұрын

    Nikki Glaser, voice of Tommy Pickles.

  • @hughsnyder891
    @hughsnyder8914 жыл бұрын

    I miss Sid the rabbit puppet among other characters like Jeff the robot and the horse . Also all of the actresses from all around the world.

  • @makatron

    @makatron

    4 жыл бұрын

    Geoff the robot

  • @jackula123
    @jackula1233 жыл бұрын

    Who was the name of the Irish drunk guest?

  • @84Elenai

    @84Elenai

    3 жыл бұрын

    Liam Neeson I guess

  • @eirei0789
    @eirei07895 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry, but going through plastic surgery being 'brave' is a load of bullshit. That's like saying going to the dentist, or going for your tetanus shots requires actual courage. Other than that, that was a delightful conversation. The amount of times Craig has brought up his interview with Desmond Tutu really shows how important that meeting was, and how much it must have meant to him. Also, I'll need to look up clips of Nikki's appearances in Craig's show later.

  • @patrickholman9546
    @patrickholman95465 жыл бұрын

    I'm homeless and I don't wanna look homeless. But if you give me a fur coat , I'd sell it!

  • @RebelTheUncanny1
    @RebelTheUncanny15 жыл бұрын

    Damn. Freehams is lookin' pretty good.

  • @michaelorozco9761
    @michaelorozco97614 жыл бұрын

    it's to bad he left tv late night but really let's be honest he wanted the main slot, he didn't get on his knees enough for Hollywood really just the opposite so they gave it to someone else. Sad really I miss Geoff I miss the horse I miss the amazing interviews that didn't pander. Oh I miss the dancing hair ladies ;)

  • @redrocker1055
    @redrocker10554 жыл бұрын

    Since Robin Williams died Craig Ferguson is the funniest guy on the planet.

  • @tomwood3794
    @tomwood37943 жыл бұрын

    Yes, don't eat beets. But say no to stomach cancer as well.

  • @slywolfe
    @slywolfe4 жыл бұрын

    *WHY THE FUCK DOES CRAIG NOT HAVE A PODCAST?!*

  • @jawnjacob7573
    @jawnjacob75733 жыл бұрын

    I'm homeless and actually a LOT of people try to look homeless. Pretty much every expensive food dish started out as peasant food. All modern forms of music are rehacked versions of music created by poor people. This list of things society hijacks from the impoverished is actually quite long

  • @thedude9014
    @thedude90145 жыл бұрын

    Bits made me had my first finger up my bum ... and last for the moment

  • @javasoccernut
    @javasoccernut4 жыл бұрын

    We miss you on TV craigie Fergie

  • @HobbesChris
    @HobbesChris5 жыл бұрын

    I miss Craig

  • @cbmcfly32
    @cbmcfly325 жыл бұрын

    Craig found Just 4 Men shampoo

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