A bad experience at Starbucks leads to a debate about the etiquette of sending back a bad chai: 0:55 Nikki asks Liz Miele and Andrew Collin what unethical thing they’d do if it was suddenly OK: 5:54 A listener’s question leads Nikki to recount some of the gross fan interactions she’s had: 17:32 Liz and Andrew compete to see who knows Nikki better: 25:28 Nikki and Andrew compare their drastically different packing strategies: 30:20

@jerrellbevers6071

5 жыл бұрын

Without meat we wouldn't be here as a species...worship meat and diversity of diet. Incisors aren't to chew Romain...

@ironheart191

5 жыл бұрын

All my DM to Ms. Glaser said was hi and I like your work... something generic like that... There was NOTHING dirty about it!

@bsmithhammer

5 жыл бұрын

Wow. The first 5 minutes of this (which is all I could stand) reminded me of why I happily left soCal 25 years ago.

@lucadepaoli7760

4 жыл бұрын

first 5 minutes: "white people problems"

Can someone give the isolated asian girl in the back a hug or something?

@AneesaHa

4 жыл бұрын

i thought she was black

@Protectobot

4 жыл бұрын

I think she's tech support for them so she is mostly just monitoring everything but I could be wrong?! Haha

@tapmarin

3 жыл бұрын

Is she using Adobe Audition?

15:19 the woman in the background looking at Ryan when he is talking about almost kicking someone down stairs AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA hahahahahaha

YES I LOVE LIZ AND NIKKI! Them both together? Omg yes please, thank you.

In terms of bag carrying. I used to be chivalrous. Until around 2010 when A: My then girlfriend would get jealous. But then, and this is the big one, I started having dates and random women say things like, “I can do that myself you know.” And the bag thing. Forget it. Women now in general don’t want to feel like their being hit on and it started becoming awkward when I offered. So I’m done ladies. I think that’s why chivalry is dead. The female empowerment movement and jealous girlfriends. It sure killed my chivalry

@Omi791

4 жыл бұрын

They wanted this themselves, now crying for it... Wow...

I'm watching this on max volume in the train station

@TheCaptaineustass

4 жыл бұрын

are you gonna stab me?

@freedommaverick8171

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao. They get stressed about some dumb stuff.

Guy: Toils over what to bring as luggage so he can travel comfortably while still having all he needs. Girl: Packs everything and then wants a guy to help carry shit.

33:35 I'm glad I stuck around til the end. That cracked me up

Andrew looks like he should be working in a family run Greek convenience store.

13:35 The faces the girl in the background makes are hilarious (I don't know how to spell Noa's name)

Almost every episode I've watched so far included Starbucks somewhere....😭😭😭

31:32 man leaves through door that says NOT AN EXIT 😝

"They're two dayers, they're thicker."

Lol Andrew got a little bit too honest for his own sake there. He's a brave man.

You Up w/ Nikki Glaser is one of the most entertaining shows on KZread! Thanks for the great work you folks do.

Why do fisherman use plastic bait? If a fish is hungry enough, it'll bite just to get a taste. It doesn't matter if they try to spit it out at that point, you got em hooked and you just carefully reel em in.

here's where you're wrong, you think a man will see you for all that you are. However, if all you portray yourself as a sexual being, that is the energy you will receive in return. What you seem to fail to understand about men is that you have to train them to treat you the way you want to be treated. Women are the ones with the "power" when it comes to sex in the sense that men are hunters and it is up to the women to reject, therefore if you're only putting sexual energy out there the man will do the absolute least he can get away with to fornicate. Which is why of course more loose women get more attention, even if they are only pretending to hoe around. Sure being less sexual can turn various men away including ones you thought you wanted however the intentions of the men who stick around are different.

You can use the top of the pudding cover/foil as a “spoon” .. 🤓 cuz eff dishes

@Protectobot

4 жыл бұрын

George Constanta loves pudding skins 😝 Heehee

one time i was at the school library listening to les miserables soundtrack and then i noticed my earphones weren't plugged in lmao

@chrisb1906

4 жыл бұрын

Was that you?

Nikki's face when he says "Two-dayers"...

Q: What brings me the most joy in life? A: Hot men's attention knows that talking about gratuitous sex will get men's attention...talks about gratuitous sex...gets angry that men want to also talk about gratuitous sex.... Girl Logic

@nataliaalfonso2662

4 жыл бұрын

MaxPowers2.0 who gets Joy from men's attention? Maybe desperate validation. Joy? Maybe if their attention is expressed in the form of something joyful.

I have a theory on people who have slept around a lot and then find somebody they want to settle down with. A person who has traveled the world and decides to build a life in a small town will never long for the bright lights of the city.

Holy shit that suitcase thing at the end tells everyone they could ever possibly need to know about Nikki and Andrew.

If it's biodegradable just toss it. Ask for a new drink as long as they don't look like their dog just died. Tip them an extra dollar or even two. If they fuck up again, I don't know lol XD

5:45 - start running. 30-40mins in the morning, challenge yourself. You won’t be as “screaming upset” as this. I love you btw Nikki you rule!

Andrew's underrated

Nikki is super spot on at the end. The best relationships are ones where people share, and help to shoulder, each others burdens. She wants a relationship where someone is caring, thoughtful, and attentive. Someone who sees the struggles she both hides and displays, and helps her with them.

Ladies seriously if someone is listening to a movie on full volume it’s very easy to make them stop. Find the creepiest dude and tell him to go sit next to the other dude and watch that movie. It will never happen again.

@ekids.bassment

5 жыл бұрын

Yep because the creepiest dude is under a magic spell from you, and does everything you ask..... BS advice

Ummmm Liz was fukkin HILARIOUS!!! I was in love with the Luggage Meltdown and that random, disgusted IT guy that, not only didnt acknowledge two talent members and a production crew, but actively made sure they all knew he was ANNOYED with their presence outside his special door.

@mopnem

3 жыл бұрын

Simp

You are so smart! Keep talking exactly the same every day please!! So great

I am new to instagram, like 3 months ago. When men send messages that get personal or pushy, I appreciate it. “Thanks for showing me who you are.” Especially when they have questionable posts, username, poses and so forth. Sometimes I don’t even bother responding with a simple “no thank you.”

They have to CENSOR the labels on the coffee cups for copyright purposes?! SO sad! Haha and funny

So true what she says at the end about carrying your bag

Women actually want complete strangers to help them with their bags? Wouldn't you be worried he'll just run off with it? I'd never let a stranger even touch my luggage. Anyway, my smartass answer to the actual title of the video is, I've never done this and I'm not completely sure, but I think guys do it because they think they can get away with it (and most of the time they can because people will just ignore you if you're acting like you're crazy and potentially dangerous, like everyone said in the video), and if one in 200 gross DMs leads to anything resembling a positive reaction, it's a win. But yeah, like, don't show strangers your dick maybe.

For real though it’s sad when we work really hard for our money and it’s wasted on shitty service. You deserve the best for what your paying for no matter what. I mean if someone gets paid 7.50 a hour they worked one whole hour for that coffee they bought.

Sending food back? Go to a better place. I’m not giving anyone the license to fuck with my food.

Never order a chai latte from a from a remote Starbucks location! I know from being my wife's personal negative Yelp receptacle.

@dribrom

5 жыл бұрын

Way would anyone want to have chai in a drink. Chai seeds works as a thickener turning it more into something resembling a thick milkshake.

@Quantum_GirlE

5 жыл бұрын

love how you put that lol

I think the reason people do shit like littering, listening to things at full volume without headphones in public places, leaving their carts fucking middle of aisles, etc. is because they're living in a bubble. Only they matter. They don't take into consideration that other people are also trying to use the aisle or are annoyed by their volume. It's just selfishness and lack of awareness of your own surroundings. They're just too emotionally stunted to think about other people. It's most likely their upbringing and their parents telling them it's ok to be a dick.

Why do men always have to cater to how a woman views what is "ok" in a relationship? Honest question.

Thank you so much Comedy Central

Gross DMs are hilarious texts when you’re hammered. Just never read them once you sober up

"i think guns are wrong but i think stabbings are fine." this sounds like something i'd say when i was super high. and then 10 minutes later rethink and be like, "maybe, no violence at all instead.'"

Hey nikki, don't bring so much stuff if you feel awkward walking long distances with it. Don't feel the need for other people to help you when you brought 4 pairs of shoes for a 5 day trip, that's on you.

The reaction of the girl in the background is priceless

The people at the airport who sit right behind you at an empty gate you specifically walked to so you didn't have to sit on top of all the other sheep waiting at the gate your actual flight is leaving from... Those people need to experience their last breath ASAP!! But if they have kids, they should only be handicapped and sterilized - because I have a big heart!

In south Africa some people walking around in public playing loud music from a speakee

imagine growing up in the 80's when boom boxes were a thing

@Protectobot

4 жыл бұрын

YES! How did I EVER do it?! 😵

yay, Nikki. Stand up for your rights.

the best way to deal with the headphone thing........go through different genres of music on full volume until you come across something they hate......and then get right next to them

That dude’s an odd-ball, the same guy who talked about taking a shxt in his shower then proceeding to mash it with a water bottle to drain it, and clear it.

I"m your bag boy girl, just call out and I'll be there.

the intern in the back always giving andrew the worst looks hahahaha like cmon you never considered kicking someone down some stairs that you fuckin hate? i think thats p normal and common haha

fortune favors the bold

no nikki, its not about a bad childhood, etc. look around you at any given parking lot. you will constantly see cups and crap just a few feet from a trash can. people are lazy, not broken

As a technician and a person that deals with the public on a regular basis it is best to be honest with the technician if you don't then you basically get the same thing over and over again even though you don't like it and there was no one to blame but yourself in the end there is no one that will suffer but you in the end a person starts a business in order to Dole out satisfaction not to get over on people you don't need a business for that besides it would be a waste of time with all that money time proficiency and big income in order to ultimately give someone a hard time take a step back and look at the big picture that's not what it's all about you do the best so you can be the best sometimes you have people working for you that are not quite the best but they have to start somewhere and if you don't tell them what is wrong then you are just as bad it's like taking a school test and you lying to the teacher about what you know the teacher is not going to tell you anything because you have already told the teacher you know already therefore it is not something you need to know and therefore it will not be taught

As a man I would like to point out that it's discussing to not change underwear every day. Your "balls" sweat allot.

@anthonyd507

4 жыл бұрын

Dribrom Sunrock Just heard about a study that was done on this topic on my morning radio show. Turns out almost the same percentage of men AND women wear the same pair of underwear more than once. The percentage......65%!!!!!

I hope he got one of the bags to check, he can easily shove that backpack under the seat

as someone who used to work at starbucks, I don't understand how you make a chai latte wrong.. its literally the easiest drink to put together so how was it inedible?

Lmfao only Nikki can make littering about being a victim wow 😂😂😂

Why so many thumbs down?

if you can't carry your own bags you shouldn't pack that much xD It's your own fault, carry your own shit people xD

35:00 Nikki Got Baggage

I love iced green tea lattes. Am I a monster? (I have it with coconut milk and a shot of peppermint)

They don’t even think they just do it

I wanna date her cuz she would HATE me...then we could bang angry lmao

I can't ask women if they need help cause im positive they will think im hitting on them. awwwwwkward. Also im a 31 year old dude, and my masturbation is exactly the same, i can go days or weeks without thinking about it, then my body goes into turbo mode and i can't seem to stop. it's really really weird.

Duuuuuuude people at Starbucks hate me toooooooo !!!!!

I hope Andrew Keeps having this Nikki girl on his radio show.

The title of this video totally mis led me and might have gave me cancer ...

Nikki was right. Why throw it away if it still works? Andrew may be brave, but he's also wasteful.

You people think you’re still young you’re old ,sad and mad and meat is GREAT!!

It seems like anything and everything happens on the train.

@raehall9987

5 жыл бұрын

Rebekah Mullins apparently u don’t ride the subway🤣🤣🤣 The subway is crazy man...

😂 The outro

Well, actually, the whole thing with being promiscuous and finding a long term lover is that it is simply a habit of thinking. They are two different trains of thought. If you are promiscuous then you are less likely to be attached, committed, willing to fight with the other person so you can grow together, and yes, fighting in relationships is normal and can even be healthy at times. I know this, i used to sleep around a bit and one day i just got tired of just sex and decided i wanted something more. During that time in my life i did feel disconnected. It all depends on what you want though, do you want sex and freedom or do you want love and commitment? One is not better than the other necessary, but a matter of personal desires.

Wearing underwear two days in a row only works if you're going somewhere super cold so you won't sweat. That and if you're obsessively hygienic with your bathroom habits. In most situations and for most people that's just gross.

@nataliaalfonso2662

4 жыл бұрын

Doug The Moleman what does obsessively hygienic mean? Like washing after every time? Most cultures that's just called normal. And you still change undies every day.

Nikki gives fringe guys way too much credit. The creepy freak in your DMs doesn't even qualify to be measured by your standards. Those are for humans only. Freaks with "private" (fake) accounts don't get a second thought. Yikes.

did they reupload a censored or cut version?

How Andrew has a girlfriend when he travels the way he does is mind boggling

@BB-rt9nc

5 жыл бұрын

Also because he's gay

Ouch this is awkward to hear I mean I'd be lucky to get a girl to even read or acknowledge my dm maybe asking them how they are doing is the wrong way any advice lol ?

I learned today that Nikki doesn't understand the difference between viruses, bacteria, dogshit, and the evolution of human beings to subsist off of dead animals. May seem gross to you but its evolution, you have a point with factory farming being cruel, but hunting is a thing humans have done since before we were human.

Answer: ive never done it but im guessing its on the off chance that you're as filthy as we are and can appreciate our filth

@toolguyslayer1

5 жыл бұрын

I beg your pardon buddy you do not speak for everyone I do not call it filth I refer to it as kinky and freaky

@ipellly

5 жыл бұрын

@@toolguyslayer1 anything beyond dirty is filthy,anyways same difference

No no Miss Nikki. Eating meat isn't more gross then eating bacteria and virus of the floor. I understand the sentiment and will definitely think about it next time i eat a juicy burguer but no, no floor food at all please.

assuming people who litter on purpose are victims assuming parents who let their kids watch videos without headphones are raising monsters Eyeroll

so casual; 'i'm a big fan of a murder.'

OMG there is a lady in my office building who watches TV with the volume on in the women's bathroom! WTF people!? When she is in there i seriously stick around to try to fart or will flush the toilet twice just because i'm too chicken shit to tell her from the adjacent stall to turn off the audio :\

love this show. Hope You would share more long clips threw out the week , nt just one

You sound like you need to go hunting, or live in the woods for a month...

Liz' laugh is so damn cute Holy shit

I want to see Nikki's hastily packed suitcase and re-stuff it

@anthonyd507

4 жыл бұрын

Mauro B She talks about it so much I think it’s only right she does does a photo shoot.

5:44 mood

The problem with all of these discussions is she speaks as if she is speaking for all women

4:46 girl in back picks her nose and eats it!

@jeffreysanders7098

5 жыл бұрын

8:58 eye buggers. Eat it eat it eat it... shucks.

@Guest-rh9pl

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Protectobot

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe she's a comedian but just a gross prop comic?! Hah!

@Protectobot

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, I checked again and I think she's just biting her nails and forgot we can SEE her haha

Liz rocks

Also Liz has a great laugh

@omarmontes9380

4 жыл бұрын

MrDaHawk hi? Who is this Liz? What’s her last name? Is she a comedian

Action-Reaction, analyse how most women treat nice men and you'll get your answer.

The conversation is interesting Inland lightning but if I were going to talk to one of those girls tonight I probably would change my mind just thinking about holding some other dudes come in their mouth a whole bunch of other dudes Maybe that is not a good start ladies I repair toilets for a living but I'm not going to get into the details of long long I had to hold the crap that I took out of it certain things simply don't need to be said

Why do you think it's a good idea to ask for gross dm's?

I am willing to carry your bags. Nikki, a lot of Chinese / Taiwanese and Hong Kong guys are carrying purses and bags for their lady friends / lovers. But I am not in USA any more. Too bad.

@ekids.bassment

5 жыл бұрын

that how people plant drugs.... so no thanks,

ship your bags via fed ex!

How do you get a job on radio when your voice cracks?