How To Deal With A Posh Wife | Rob Beckett On The Jonathan Ross Show
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How can you have mash with a roast!?
Taken from The Jonathan Ross Show, Series 9, Episode 3 (31 October 2015) with guests Priscilla Presley, Elvis Costello, Danny Dyer and Caravan Palace
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Brilliant, so funny. Priscilla Presley had not a clue what was going on.😂❤️
@realfacthunt
2 жыл бұрын
She did, but she's had so much work done she cant make any expressions.
@miboogaroo
2 жыл бұрын
Weird how they had Priscilla and an Elvis on the same show. 🤯
@paulkitchen1846
2 жыл бұрын
@@miboogaroo coincidence yes, weird no.
@miboogaroo
2 жыл бұрын
@@paulkitchen1846 could have been planned by producers... so then it just makes it weird for them. 😊
@chenzenzo
2 жыл бұрын
She's had so much work done I thought it was the ghost of Michael Jackson!
“Nearly shat on the aga!” Genius.
I'm not British and I love the reaction to "no roast potatoes." Clearly they are important. 😄
@lulabelle4527
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha SO important to a good British Christmas Dinner!! 🇬🇧 Mash can be offered as a side if you like but roast potatoes are the staple of a traditional roast dinner.. I have heard posh people don't offer Yorkshire pudding either and yes have goose instead of turkey to show they have more money 💰
@stewedfishproductions7959
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely NO WAY can you have Christmas Dinner without roast potatoes !!! Seriously, I was born in 1958 and have NEVER once had a CD without RP's - EVER, ANYWHERE ??? Unheard of... and unthinkable - DUH ! I gasped too... What sort of family has he married into ? SMH ! & LOL ! 😎🤣🤣🤣
@danielmoran9902
2 жыл бұрын
If you go round someone's house for 'sunday dinner', and they don't turn out some roasts, that is a perfectly legitimate reason to not send them a Christmas card. And I mean proper roasts, done in lard after they've been parboiled and fluffed up a bit before they go in the oven. I'm deadly serious, no roasts on the plate is a problem.
@stewedfishproductions7959
2 жыл бұрын
@@danielmoran9902 100% 👍👍👍
@stephr7637
Жыл бұрын
@@lulabelle4527 I don't know where you've heard those things from. We would have goose for Christmas (not to show we had money, just because we liked it) but would definitely have roast potatoes. I can't imagine not having roast potatoes with Christmas dinner! We wouldn't have Yorkshire puddings, but again, nothing to do with being posh but because they're traditionally an accompaniment to beef. Same reason we had apple sauce with pork and mint sauce with lamb etc.
Making Danny Dyer laugh is always a good thing!
Danny Dyer "Brilliant." Just the cherry on top.
@Sally-lg1vn
2 жыл бұрын
Love Danny Dyer ❤️ Can't believe he's leaving Eastenders 😢 💔
@michaelsingleton5173
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sally-lg1vn but Eastenders is shit
haha Rob is an uncut gem, he is hilarious
As an American, the sheer number of English accents is crazy. Every five steps there’s a different accent. There’s fewer accents in the whole of America than there is in England.
@adeleg4759
Жыл бұрын
Squale my friend ! Everything in Europe is more condense, even climats believe it or not
Poor Elvis Costello, hiding beneath the hat. I saw him with The Attractions in 1978 and he was abolutely blisteringly brilliant.
Lmao Priscilla cant even move her face
"Wife used to be upperclass until we got together" This kind of reminds me of the joke: can the wife help her husband become a millionaire? Yes, if he was a billionaire!
Brilliant! 😂
British humour. The best 😂🤣 don't worry Priscilla it's common. While in the US being an Aussie I couldn't get someone to understand my name. Amy. I had to write it down. Not nasally enough 🥴
Love this! 👊
That woman does not look impressed !!!! 😂
Priscilla is actually laughing. You can tell cause her ears are moving up and down.
Lol THIS IS the reality show we need
A bit mad how ms watts taught english to us at woolwich poly and rob turned up to our sixth form prom....Big up ms watts
He'd have a big fry-up on a Christmas morning? Maybe a Bailey's with your cereal if your feeling adventurous, before you smash the presents out
holy shit, I thought that was a real doll on the couch.
Mash in xmas dinner is criminal
The pressure of eternal youth turns famous wives into waxwork dummies.
@shamaamamamamaah6928
2 жыл бұрын
Either it's be ridiculed for looking their age or be ridiculed for getting work done. Can't win.
@annother3350
Жыл бұрын
@@shamaamamamamaah6928 I think there is much less ridicule for looking your age than these people think
Was that The Joker sitting next to Elvis Costello?
I always do roast and mash
@Steampunksaly
2 жыл бұрын
Yes we know you do.
The two stiffs in the middle? Trick or Treat?…..get them a Snickers and get them the hell out.
@Steampunksaly
2 жыл бұрын
Ouch!
He’s from chislehurst, it’s posh. 💀
Is that Elvis Costello?
@chesterwunpen2196
2 жыл бұрын
It is mate.
Why do they have American guests when they have no clue what ANYONE is saying???
I grew up on mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving and Christmas because we always had home made dressing and gravy. Gravy on roasted potatoes? Not so much.
@angeladawn805
2 жыл бұрын
Funny you should have said that, I'm settling down having just had a version of that: poutine/disco-chips.... Oven chips (chucked a few sausages in there too), serve them up with thickly grated cheese, and pour over with gravey. I can't move now!!!!
@klevin93
2 жыл бұрын
Try it! gravy and roast potatoes is banging
What is Pricilla Presley's problem?? Rob Beckett is so funny and she's practically scowling!
@Squeakermomma
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think her face moves anymore.
@garywagner2466
2 жыл бұрын
She’s American. Didn’t understand a word. Plus she has had so much Botox injected her face doesn’t move no matter what is happening.
@mrsir3404
2 жыл бұрын
He is as funny as kittens with cancer
@stewedfishproductions7959
2 жыл бұрын
She cannot understand a word he's saying... LOL !
@garywagner2466
2 жыл бұрын
@@mrsir3404, like you, but with a lot more money.
Who the f*ck is that ghost in the dress? 👻
@davidcattin7006
2 жыл бұрын
Priscilla Presley. She certainly does look uncomfortable-- or angry.
@michaelsingleton5173
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno but she looks like a cut price Caitlin Jenna
@paulkitchen1846
2 жыл бұрын
The pressure of eternal youth turns famous wives into waxwork dummies
@michaelsingleton5173
2 жыл бұрын
@@paulkitchen1846 does that make any sense to you? It doesn't to me if I saw a late 40s-50s woman with few wrinkles here. And there and another woman late 30s-mid 40s but has had botox, I'm going to assume the botox woman is older. Let's face it you can always tell whose had it, it's not subtle and it makes you look older.
@stewedfishproductions7959
2 жыл бұрын
Ex-wife of Elvis Presley, Priscilla Presley... and she has no clue what Rob B is saying - LOL ! 😎🤣🤣🤣
Rob beketts gonna lose a fortune when his kids starting losing their teeth
Priscilla Presley didn't smile once. Unless her face can't anymore...
that guy has more teeth than he needs , bet he could chew for England 😁 Priscilla Presley looked fed up with his gabbling,
God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with everything you say. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" The rest is history...
@stewedfishproductions7959
2 жыл бұрын
Can we have a roast potato with the spare rib please ? Just asking !
Priscilla Presley and Elvis Costello didn't look impressed.
Who the hell is rob Beckett?
@garywagner2466
2 жыл бұрын
Beckett has been a professional comedian for over a decade. Doesn’t your cave have electricity?
@redeyestones3738
2 жыл бұрын
@@garywagner2466 I don't watch TV, and I generally don't watch KZread videos related to TV. But this popped up, and I was curious
@garywagner2466
2 жыл бұрын
@@redeyestones3738, you watch KZread but can’t use Google?! Something missing in your education. This is Beckett’s channel. That might have been a clue.
@redeyestones3738
2 жыл бұрын
@@garywagner2466 sorry. I thought it would be funnier to ask who he was in his channel. I have a weird sense of humor, I guess.
Priscilla presley used to be beautiful,now I'm not sure what she is. what a shame these bloody celebrities just can't grow old gracefully,without surgery.
@debrafleury3437
2 жыл бұрын
Priscilla had Botox type injections by someone inexperienced. It disfigured her face and cannot be corrected by surgery. People should just accept they are beautiful at every age and age naturally.
Is he still doing his proper job breaking teeth for race horse's?
Why does Rob mention his wife is posh every time she’s brought up as if that’s the only interesting thing about her?
@H4CK61
2 жыл бұрын
Proberbly is.
@Steampunksaly
2 жыл бұрын
Ask him that question. How do we know?
@Caroleonus
2 жыл бұрын
Because it's a source of humourous distinctions and differences... and get this, hear me out here.... he's a comedian
Who is he? Giant teeth.
I seriously cannot understand what Rob Beckett is talking about he needs subtitles when he is on TV