Instructions unclear my vehicle is now the leader of the Decepticons

@camaro1139

2 ай бұрын

Well played!

@kingjwardm324

2 ай бұрын

no same here

@myass5964

2 ай бұрын

Ypu definitely did something wrong. The Allstars mine and you can't have it

@keith-marvk-harrisii8666

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Thorcat001

2 ай бұрын

Mine is not the leader, but he turned into a plane and flew away

i did it in my tuscon ... 4 korean kids fell out of my spare tire compartment and now they work for ikea... thanks

@adamturner7436

Ай бұрын

hahahaha!

@tedofuentes6525

Ай бұрын

Wtf? Lmaoo

@waynearchibald3920

Ай бұрын

😂

@quadaar1017

29 күн бұрын

WTFudge 😂 How da hell 🤣 u come up with this shh

@breaking_bear

25 күн бұрын

Hahahahahahah! Best comment!

Sweet, it actually works. My car just sold me an 8th for $20

@RichardCranium321

Ай бұрын

You overpaid. They're $12 in Florida

@glennplatvoet7111

Ай бұрын

Hahaha 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

@scottttttt666

Ай бұрын

​@@RichardCranium321you should come to Michigan that would be an o

@tedofuentes6525

Ай бұрын

​@scottttttt666 you know damn well that's some garbage if you're getting oz for that price.

@scottttttt666

Ай бұрын

@@tedofuentes6525 not garbage but it is shake

I did the same thing on my car and it reset my payments to $0.00 Excellent. Thank you so much!

@Robthemechanic

23 күн бұрын

Glad it helped!

Mine told me when my next breakdown was scheduled

@bassosaurusrex9744

2 ай бұрын

emotional or vehicular?

@Magtheridon125

2 ай бұрын

Both

@716tg3

2 ай бұрын

😂

@benjaminfranklinkivettiv9433

Ай бұрын

Lol😂😂

@brianmorrison6360

Ай бұрын

Must be a bronco 2023

Dealer mode? Does it automatically MARK UP everything?

@fastmoneyenterprise7305

2 ай бұрын

Best comment 😂

@bawintermage8351

2 ай бұрын

@@fastmoneyenterprise7305 Thanks, but replying to this comment will cost you extra!

@tommiespencer7829

2 ай бұрын

😆😅😂😁😀😃😄🤣👍

@gohphaqurselfeeputhy622

2 ай бұрын

No dealer mode doesn’t mark anything up but what dealer mode does do is give you the brother-in-law discount it’ll give you 17% off on a 31% markup

@bawintermage8351

2 ай бұрын

@@gohphaqurselfeeputhy622 savage

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

@sdrake74

2 ай бұрын

Good one!!!!

@jvee4072

2 ай бұрын

wonder how many will get this!!

@Isthatyoudermot

2 ай бұрын

@jvee4072 "Open the bay door HAL" Great movie.

@NovaDada

2 ай бұрын

In 2001 maybe. But not today ​@@jvee4072

@reedeayers

2 ай бұрын

The only moving coming to my king is sorcerers apprentice

Wow. I pressed FM1, REW, FFD, and cassette eject at the same time - and it ate the tape. Cool feature!

@auntjenifer7774

Ай бұрын

😂 ate the tape !? What are you driving ? A 1991 Ford Taurus ?

@ChurchOfTheHolyMho

Ай бұрын

My friend was helping me load my car, and was waiting impatiently for me to unlock the doors... I'm like... there is no fob, you'll have to wait for me to get there with the key, lol

@wwebtime

20 күн бұрын

Stop playing that Nashville shit and that won't happen!

I did this, the next thing I know it's November 5th 1955

@alcourtleigh8056

20 күн бұрын

Now THAT'S funny right there!!!!!

@metalf919

19 күн бұрын

Remember Remember.

@DefinitelyDice

16 күн бұрын

Better go find doc asap!

@bradleyphillips204

16 күн бұрын

Great Scott 😂

I did that same thing. Mine popped up an ad for my truck’s extended warranty. SMH

@gabehorn69420

2 ай бұрын

Mine just took a screenshot

@howzit9397

2 ай бұрын

I got porn on mine 😂

@kevingilmore4588

2 ай бұрын

Mine squirted

@samlind8676

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@mickeyward5216

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks for this information. My truck's dealer mode just informed me I was low on blinker fluid and let me order straight from the screen!!!

I have to say this is the first KZread video that I've actually read through all of the comments just because they were so funny. The ejecting of the wife what's the best one

@Robthemechanic

2 күн бұрын

Sometimes the comments are the best

It switched the flux capacitor on! Great Scott!

@rickwells9929

Ай бұрын

Omg so funny 😆

@newfreenayshaun6651

Ай бұрын

That's heavy!

@74Dyenamo

Ай бұрын

@@newfreenayshaun6651 There's that word again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

@user-lc4rx9no1y

21 күн бұрын

@@danielgreen9353 I did this, the next thing I know it's November 5th 1955.

@christucker4387

20 күн бұрын

All at 88 mph! Great googly moogly!

Some of the best comments I’ve seen on KZread these people rock sometimes

@jackbeard979

29 күн бұрын

unless u were actually curious what he found

@robertj3116

29 күн бұрын

@@jackbeard979 not curious about what he found, but I still love the comments. These people rock deny it don’t deny it they rock.

I like the way he gave context to the video by saying what Make and Model of vehicle this applies to.

@voodoo45north73

2 ай бұрын

Says srt on the touchscreen.

@FlightMedic406

2 ай бұрын

its for the stereo that several different vehicles use. Uconnect

@adamnelson4455

2 ай бұрын

It's for a dodge charger, smooth brain.

@FlightMedic406

2 ай бұрын

@@adamnelson4455 I have the same radio in my 1500 ram.

@Intim31976

Ай бұрын

Uconnect = Chrysler Jeep Dodge Fiat

My car dispensed a nickel bag. Thanks, man.

@stevewenners

2 ай бұрын

My car took my weed when I tried it😢

@artphototech

2 ай бұрын

@@stevewenners wait what? HOW? 😭

@davesteier-xf5lh

2 ай бұрын

Haha!! VENDER MODE

@davesteier-xf5lh

2 ай бұрын

@stevewenners BENDER MODE!! (Futurama you millennials)

@artphototech

2 ай бұрын

@@davesteier-xf5lh GREAT SHOW

I did that and my wife ejected from the passenger seat!! Wish I knew this hack 20 years ago

@antonioramirez973

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@modestgrower2017

2 ай бұрын

Ejecto seat, cuz!

@aidanholmes7374

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@chrisvidrine2335

2 ай бұрын

LMFAO😅

@80005mark

2 ай бұрын

lmao

Now, I can’t stop my dining room chandelier from honking. Thanks a lot.

@inappropriatesvgs

Ай бұрын

Ohhhhh my godddd soooo funnnnyyyyy 😂😂😂😂

I done this, now my car identifies as a cop car, runs all the red lights, stops at all the donut shops.

Dealer mode; "You need new brakes, muffler, tires, transmission flush"

@TherealTruth40

2 ай бұрын

You left out radiator flush and premium tire air

@tonyswhirl

2 ай бұрын

You forgot struts

@jerrithb7323

2 ай бұрын

What’s funny is that you probably do need that stuff, but you think you know better and push it past all the preventative maintenance. Then when something in the engine or transmission actually fails most wonder why. Time and time again I’ve seen it thousands of times. And when it ended up in my heavy line bay the cost was going to be expensive 🙃

@Isthatyoudermot

2 ай бұрын

@jerrithb7323 I just do my own maintenance. I don't pay the dealer. I also have Toyota and Honda vehicles. 210,000 on the Toyota, 300,000 on the Honda. 50,000 on my BMW motorcycle. Lol.

@WestWest432

2 ай бұрын

The real info pops up.Lemon🤡

Did that to mine, and it played country music backward. The good news is I got my girl back. My dog came home, and my truck showed back up.

@johnfranklin5277

2 ай бұрын

I'm 65, we were telling that joke in high school!

@foundwanting1

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@king75ts

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@robinkuruda5249

2 ай бұрын

Good one !!!!😂

@theguyoucallwhen...8047

2 ай бұрын

@johnfranklin5277 I'm 49 we are sons of generations of dad jokes.

as a tech who has to deal with some uconnect controlled vehicles from time to time... just love what happens when you replace their dual battery setup... a full disconnect will shut down reverse camera and tilt mirrors in curb mode for days till uconnect configures itself on it's own... and if it's cloudy crap weather won't connect at all till clear

Now my truck is in dealer mode and wants cat back exhaust, new 35's, new wheels, and a KC light kit. Dam you dealer mode.

Dealer Mode; "You're still driving this shit box, we have high demand for this vehicle right now, we will give you top dollar for it today!"

@slowlench1139

Ай бұрын

Thought i was the only one that got that message,

@trevaasarisi7124

Ай бұрын

Those dealerships are something else. I'm pretty sure this one dealership is still trying to contact me. What cracks me up, tho is its for a car that I haven't had for 10 years.😂😂

@BooleanGemini

29 күн бұрын

And by top dollar, we go to this stack of dollars, grab the top one, and here you go!!!

These comments are freaking hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂 I haven't laughed this hard in a looooongg time!!😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

Chrysler is about to Boeing this man...

@Tomcat71

Ай бұрын

you aint joking ...

all i see is an old MTV video with some dude singing 🎵 “never gonna give you up” over and over. it has been stuck in my head all week.

@chiroxxxrt

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MrsShanonBrown

Ай бұрын

Oh man.... That's awful! Try listen to that Shaggy song... 🎶🎶"Picture this we were both buck naked banging on the bathroom floor..." 🎶Hope that helps, lol.

Take to dealership immediately you need Hazzard bulb fluid.

@aaronphephles7059

Ай бұрын

Not to be confused with blinker fluid those can’t mix cause the reaction is hazardous

@hyacinthtiger62

Ай бұрын

​@@aaronphephles7059"Blink and you'll miss it" kinda danger

Finally someone showed me how to make my car take a screenshot

well done, you have discovered something that has been used in cars since the 80s

Did it and my card started dealing Black Jack. Dealer mode is awesome.

@elmamo2000

Ай бұрын

Mine started dealing weed out the air vents, chillin'.

Did it and my truck took me to the gas station on 109th street and told me to get out and talk to Shantel.

@CptChronic77

Ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@CptChronic77

Ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@Dankbudzz

Ай бұрын

Happy endings 🤣

@rickgonzales1219

Ай бұрын

Dude I am laughing so fucken hard I showed my wife both rolling on the ground.

@VincentTorneyPlus

Ай бұрын

🤔... is that gas station on #East109thSTREET on either #YorkAve or one of those other low Key, small-time Marginalized minorCharacter #Avenuro Between #FirstAve & #FDRdrive?

I got a text from CHURCH OF LATER DAYS, thanx bro

@willtube61

Ай бұрын

Church of later days? 😂 If You’re going to make a joke, at least get the name right. 😂

Thanks. Now my ac is blowing hot and won't turn off.

I did this and am now living in an alternate reality, thanks a lot bud!

What? My electric car turned into a hybrid. Thanks Dude 😎

@bayu2224

28 күн бұрын

I got Italian Ice from my glove compartment! 🎉🍦🍨

It’s to put the SRTs into street takeover mode. It will drift until it makes contact with another vehicle or human and then executes escape mode.

@heavymetalweld805

Ай бұрын

Are you sure that isn't for the Mustang community??

@kaylzshter6153

Ай бұрын

@@heavymetalweld805 Mustangs plowing sideways into crowds is more of a cars and coffee thing, less so the street takeover scene

I did it and found out my life is just the movie The Truman Show.

@bryangaffny5183

2 ай бұрын

Love that movie. ✌️

@-jimmyjames

2 ай бұрын

it's far worse

@justinzallar798

Ай бұрын

Well, in case I don't see you...

@bjenkins803

Ай бұрын

@@justinzallar798 Awesome!

Dealer mode. My asshole is killin me.

A distant memory yelled to me : " up up down down left left right right red button and start at once, , suddenly my italian plumber is top of rhe heap.

@jswab476

Ай бұрын

I remember it being up,up, down,down, left,right,left,right, a, b, select, start. I could be wrong tho.

As soon as I did this two black guys knocked on my window trying to sell me fentanyl

@robertmcgruder554

Ай бұрын

Dat was me bruh, you done hit the block everyday since for more. Shout out Uconnect!

We need more videos like this also stating year/make/models it works on! Late 90s caddys have a similar mode to read obd2 codes

@jeremyyerke

Ай бұрын

The good old days

@cavalieroutdoors6036

Ай бұрын

Fun fact: A lot of cars from that era had that 'feature.' Or one similar to it. For places where the cars were available to import, but for some odd reason they were unable to get their paws on the OBD scanner. Or maybe it was because the vehicles were exported to countries that mandated the ability to diagnose vehicle without a computer. One of those 2 things. It's been 10 years since I had to fiddle with any of that, and I do not miss it.

@donoimdono2702

11 күн бұрын

dodges did obd codes when you flip the ignition switch 3 times

Did this and a secret compartment opened in my dash with bags filled with flour

Gracenote keeping track of when you listen to love ballads and detunes your engine.

Did it and found out my car is really Bumblebee! Thanks!

@rupertwilliams6910

Ай бұрын

😂

All i got was a message from the FBI telling me to stay where im at! What have you gotten me into bro?

@fallendrez

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@user-nh2vf5vp4d

Ай бұрын

Lmfao!!!

So glad my truck was built before all that crap was added.

The air control knobs are missing from my 84 camaro, in fact so is my tape deck. Any tips on how to find dealer mode?

I did this to my tundra and now its able to run on Uncle Bens like a good old 22r

@jackoliver7506

2 ай бұрын

What does this do

@iceman6518

2 ай бұрын

@@jackoliver7506 unlocks more power

The bigger uconnect radios are just hold the bottom corners of the screen for a few seconds now the 12" displays at least

Dealer mode. Your car's value automatically dropped an additional $6K when you pulled it out of your driveway. 😂

My model T has that feature! Old man winters pops out and reads Santas naughty list.

"DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?"

@user-lc4rx9no1y

2 ай бұрын

How about a nice game of chess?

@angelg.2226

2 ай бұрын

80's child I hear you.

@MikeMcCann-zq7zg

2 ай бұрын

I was wondering if anyone besides myself even knows what that statement means? lol

@joehernandez8208

2 ай бұрын

Typing fast “global thermal nuclear war”.

@GarthKlaus

2 ай бұрын

Set the number of player to 0.

Thanks macho man randy savage

I like the one that says "copy user data." ("How about no?!")

@cavalieroutdoors6036

Ай бұрын

That's probably for a scenario where the radio unit needs to be replaced and they're going to transfer your user data over to the new one so you don't have to upload all of your stuff again, program your stations, and all that noise. Which frankly, I would never use. Because chances are if the radio was corrupted, it was something introduced from outside. At least that was the case when the manufacturer I work for introduced the ability to upload MP3s into their sound systems - people would pirate their music from sketchy sites and the bad files would brick their radios. So I wouldn't want to take any data out of the old radio to transfer over to the new and risk killing it. But that was the theory behind the 'copy use data' feature.

Got swarmed by cops and arrested. Thanks a lot

@jamieeisenhower1560

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You literally have some of my favorite doom-scroll content...need way more subscribers my man.

Dealer Mode: "turn signal fluid low"

Instantly sold an ounce to a shady guy on a corner .wth

This is about as useful as having a college degree in 2024 😩

@4xprops457

2 ай бұрын

lol!! SO TRUE!! What a waste of time and money!!!!!! Defund the colleges!

@Butch12

2 ай бұрын

HahHahahaa

@orangetruckman

2 ай бұрын

Throw shade on a college degree to your hearts content. It is life changing for some, and think about it this way. If a person has skills in the trades and gets a degree, what and who exactly is it hurting? Making fun of a college degree says more about that person, than a person with a degree and never a uses it in a job. Just something to think about

@mickym.6711

2 ай бұрын

Bet I can guess who you're voting for. People with degrees make over a million more over their life than those without. Do you though cleetus!

@Maxpower-fv5bb

2 ай бұрын

​@@mickym.6711not from what I've seen in REAL life!

Now you can see how far back they set your odometer before they sold it to you

@MrMikeRunning

28 күн бұрын

My truck came with 0 miles - 17hrs of idle time!!

That's cool. My Hyundai, yeah I know, doesn't even tell you what code it throws when the MIL turns on, but it will route me to the nearest stealership.

Dude's hands aren't the same size. Super cool.

@Cheepchipsable

Ай бұрын

Different skin tone too.

I did that and it I save a lot on my next months auto insurance

Actually a chevy cruize infotainment has this as well, but you have to tap the top right corner of the screen 10 times in under 5 seconds and it takes you into developer mode

@Stephanie_Rose

2 ай бұрын

Gonna have to try that

Mi truck just said “everything is just fine, trust me”

Me: holds down buttons Car: dealer mode activated Me: sick! Car: "choose cocaine, meth, LSD, etc. Me: oh shit. Dealer mode slaps.

Did it and found out at what mileage my car will break down…………thanks!

I did this on my Chevy and my lifters started going out. Thanks

@relax_n_sleep

2 ай бұрын

That is because it is a chevy!!!

@highoctanestoner

2 ай бұрын

Lol, that's a major, well-known Ford problem due to lifter bearings. We call it the Ford tic.

@JSTruckRepair

2 ай бұрын

@@highoctanestoner it’s a major gm issue too on the 5.3 and 6.2

@Adam-ub9nu

2 ай бұрын

​@@JSTruckRepairand unfortunately the 7 liter as well.

@JSTruckRepair

2 ай бұрын

@@Adam-ub9nu I’m unaware of any newer gm 7L engine?

Thanks for telling us which vehicle this is on😂 maybe it's a universal code that works on every vehicle

Thanks Morpheus... Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill...

And for the 12in screen people, touch left and right bottom corners of the screen without pushing a app and hold it. Dealer mode, there's a lot of information in there you might want to look at.

@mattb8608

2 ай бұрын

Like what?

@colestreit1500

2 ай бұрын

@@mattb8608 I was repeating what this guy was saying.... unless you are updating the NAV maps, you really don't need to go in there.

@TRUMPUSA1

Ай бұрын

​​@@mattb8608Could be cool settings like how your doors lock, or how your key fob works, i.e. will it honk the horn when u hit the lock button or not, etc. You should try it.. Of course every car is different.

Well well well. Big Brother is checking up on us! So shocked

Just don't do this at 88 mph in a DeLorean with a guy named Doc😮

Yea-did this runnin 78mph Down I 71 and the dash burst into flames and the entire truck burnt up. That is the testimony I’m going with

You’ll just get Rick rolled

Dammit! Now my car is pregnant 😂

Great 😮 now my blinker fluid needs replacing😢 and my head lights need regassing your advice has caused me lots of problems.

Thanks man. I did it to mine and it added like 100 horsepower

@robertbenavidez7164

2 ай бұрын

Except those horses only have two legs....😂😂😂

@toddlambert1367

2 ай бұрын

@@robertbenavidez7164 that's true. Lol

For anyone wondering, Usually the biggest feature of dealer mode is the ability to temporarily limit the speed so it can be moved but not used yet, now whatever other info it shows is less standard

@TheOriginalJadolph

Ай бұрын

You know when I last had a rental bc a tree fell on my car, the dude hooked it up with a challenger for free, but he said to be careful plugging your phone into the car bc people were taking the rental cars and downloading all the info from peoples phones bc I guess the car saves a bunch of info. Not sure what they’d do with it etc but its crazy how much data the cars collect/store now

@ronstrong9560

Ай бұрын

"Thar does not compute"

@ronstrong9560

Ай бұрын

"Error 404..."

Thanks alot. My honda only likes sticky rice now with a touch of duck sauce.

Thx dude! Dealer mode told me my son’s father is my brother!! 👍🏿🆙

I did that and woke up in an alternate universe....

Upon doing this Hal told me, "You shouldn't have done that Dave. I'm afraid I'm left with no other option but to terminate your lease agreement." For real I say? Sweet.

@johnmcdowell2070

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅

Did this in my F350 dually, she liked it so much she now identifies as a prius

Did this to my car and the car sent out a call to 911 and reported itself as stolen. Now I am stuck trying to explain to the courts that I saw this on KZread.

@paulthorade6977

Ай бұрын

That's funny right there!

And just a quick look at those options you'll see apparently they're collecting data on us even through our driving!!! WTF

Works on the jeep JL as well

Going to remember this one Edit: I in fact did not remember this one and had to re-watch it😅😅😅

My 2011 P7B crown Victoria has something similar I just found out about.

I only touch my ac twice a year out of fear it’ll break. “It’s cold Dad” “It’s April, kid. I don’t wanna chance it.”

@nickfoy7430

2 ай бұрын

Not using it , is more likely to cause issues than using it all the time .. but hey what do I known, I’m just a technician , that replaces ac parts daily lol

@RemoteCamper

2 ай бұрын

@@nickfoy7430 That's because everything became cheap and overcomplicated. I have an all original 1950 coke machine and the cooler still chills. Even though I almost never plug it in. I'm talking 7-20 years dead span, then plug it in and it still chills.

@markjones6096

Ай бұрын

​I have an original 1930 Maytag that's still working fine, no rust. It has a gear shift lever for neutral, wash gear and roller engagement. Our modern washer we replace about every 10 years, after a couple repairs by then. @@RemoteCamper

Yours looks like a updated version how can I update mine I put in a whole new system after market stuff

I like how he has three hands

When I did this, the owner of the car got pissed about the broken window. I should really buy a car.

Hit the start button 3 times n hold does the same thing

Thanks , now I have to demagnetize my floor mats !!! 😂😂

The only useful information I’ve ever pulled from dealer mode was a software level. Now there is a text file that can be downloaded from the radio which you can find a specific line of corrupted code which is a precursor to a radio locking up during a software update and bricking your radio.

I had to sort cards for 8 guys playing poker , thanks

I did this and now I got the Hemi tick. Thanks Obama

My car knows when its time to re-up. I get a message. "Time for maintenance, Go visit your dealer"