TSA: Found my very dangerous, unopened energy drink but missed my 6" folding knife. (Accidentally brought it!)

@ploidz

9 жыл бұрын

Sarah Fisk That folding knife would be super useful if you guys got stranded on some remote location. You would have been the leader if things came to that.

@SpikedOpinions

9 жыл бұрын

ploidz lol, of course! I doubt the energy drink would have been as useful for leadership... I'd need a face scar and a good scowl to pull that off.

@SpikedOpinions

9 жыл бұрын

***** I totally could. As a wild woman of the North I have the know-how to survive in remote locations and the strength to overthrow those who try to challenge me. I will rule with an iron fist.

@santadiabla5439

9 жыл бұрын

uoqdkyjprwvknp Trufw

@SpikedOpinions

9 жыл бұрын

***** Congrats, you killed it.

Lol, Conan dissing his own sketches.

@MichaelGrey11

4 жыл бұрын

Kemek12345 he loves breaking the fourth wall

@6Six6Six6Bruh

4 жыл бұрын

He always does

@joseanponce4603

4 жыл бұрын

Kemek12345 I made you have 1k likes

@atulkishan3752

3 жыл бұрын

He loves making the writers uncomfortable

@muffinman5741

3 жыл бұрын

It's not his sketch. It's the writers sketch.

The self-deprecating ending was great.

@bobby_tablez

9 жыл бұрын

Orpheusftw That's why Conan will always be the best xD

@benracer

8 жыл бұрын

oh my god! you watch Conan!

@nytholozeph8008

8 жыл бұрын

+Orpheusftw need more skooks

@mediatour8898

6 жыл бұрын

not truly self deprecating then, was it? only a true french fry.

@crazyasianninja218

4 жыл бұрын

It's scarily accurate.

the TSA thought my magic 8 ball was a bomb.

@xPizzaDoos

7 жыл бұрын

the real question is why do you take your magic 8 ball with you in an airplane

@SkyreeXScalabar

7 жыл бұрын

Dvniel is this plane going to explode? Shakes shakes 8: alluh akbar!

@EmployeeJoe630

7 жыл бұрын

Matthew TaZ lol like it was one of those cartoon bombs?

@bigpimp7329

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew TaZ SAME

@dranzerjetli5126

4 жыл бұрын

And the bomb was a magic 8 ball right ??

1:52 This could have been 10x more hilarious if he would have said "Would you believe that one of these is actually a grenade?"

@lazzalazza894

6 жыл бұрын

Jay P missed opportunity

@Lucifer-ks7sm

6 жыл бұрын

I get it xD

@robertjusic9097

6 жыл бұрын

Jay P would be the funniest if he said the yellow one is dangerous because explosives can be hidden in it 😂

@amonrodriguez3518

Жыл бұрын

Eh

I love it when Conan compromises the bit

@arcanask

9 жыл бұрын

TheNewFlesh You have to admit, the last part was bad even by Conan's standards.

@darkspd31

8 жыл бұрын

+arcanask yeah conebone blows

@micahspercussionchanneldet5228

6 жыл бұрын

TheNewFlesh wow

@colemalcolm5113

5 жыл бұрын

TheNewFlesh )

I know a friend who works for TSA at Miami International Airport. His last job was working for Walmart as a customer service rep. So he's obviously got the right mental makeup, dexterity and expertise for explosives detection. What could have possibly gone wrong? This is a consipiracy.

@kennethserpa2936

9 жыл бұрын

Nice to know that about my airport

@HigherPlanes

9 жыл бұрын

***** I wouldn't doubt that. I've heard of many people being groped by TSA employees

@HigherPlanes

9 жыл бұрын

***** I wouldn't doubt that. I've heard of many people being groped by TSA employees

@nin6246

9 жыл бұрын

HigherPlanes It makes you wonder how serious this terrorist threat really is on our home soil or whether the 9/11 attacks were known ahead of time and the govt dropped the ball due to incompetence or worse...

@blazearan7756

8 жыл бұрын

+rms16006 Not all americans are dumb. Why can't everyone know that the US isn't the cause for everything wrong. You people like to point fingers at them, thinking that you're better than them. Nope.... You're not at all. So is Russia.

I brought a knife through the scanner before unintentionally. didn't realize until I was on the plane.

@george_live4theday_bud179

7 жыл бұрын

Benny Ly I once got a juice carton through...

@ReznickovaJ

7 жыл бұрын

Benny Ly i accidently smugled a meat sandwinch from London to the United States

@romanbellic9580

6 жыл бұрын

Jane Reznickova you still got it?

@tr3nta345

5 жыл бұрын

Me too, and i happens everytime when i get into museums that have scanners, they dont even bother to check you. They’re there just for the sense of security

@SoberBhoy

4 жыл бұрын

This comment got you on a list for sure

"sorry, we thought you might of had a knife" We did. We had a knife and didn't realize it. They double checked and didn't find it.

95% ? holy toledos !!!

@qzonemusic

9 жыл бұрын

bakerXderek Can we start a campaign to replace CHP with TSA agents?

@alanweak

9 жыл бұрын

bakerXderek What are you doing here? Lol. I didn't know that motovloggers visited other areas of KZread.

@Starius2

9 жыл бұрын

ThisisAlan motovloggers?

@Starius2

9 жыл бұрын

***** lol wtf!?

@CaseyStellar

9 жыл бұрын

qzonemusic CHP?

That TSA agent has such an authoritative voice and reassuring smile, I totally overlook their mistakes

How did he know about the hentai?! STOP WATCHING ME CONAN.

@catsgonom

9 жыл бұрын

raouf sb ikr

@suicidegoose1098

9 жыл бұрын

raouf sb He knows us so well!

@MG-ql8sg

9 жыл бұрын

Wait what?

@_Snazzee_

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, I have a bunch of hentai, but you don't need to know that......hehe

@FreshChasiubao

8 жыл бұрын

+Junko Enoshima i love you umaru

Frank Batista with his ID badge that says "Joe" lmaooo

The only time in history a TSA agent got applause.

I worked for TSA for 2 years then quit on good terms for a better job. All I can say is they treat their people like SHIT, moral over there is a joke, the higher up I talked to when I quit congratulated me on "getting the hell out of this mess". Most people I have met at TSA did NOT take their job seriously at all. Airports with private security are far better/safer than TSA..

Wait, I thought that guy's name was Raffi Jaharian, and he made the gold iPhone? I'm beginning to think that Conan isn't being totally straight with us here.

@thePRINNacle

9 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's Sochi PR, Yuri Tamarov.

@RealFad3

9 жыл бұрын

ThePrinnacle V.2 I'm pretty sure he is the guy who sang the Mr pibb song

@mattl878

6 жыл бұрын

It's a sketch

@ErickIsNotAmazing

5 жыл бұрын

FN- 2199 r/woooosh

lol, i love this actor

I love how Conan puts down their own skits..LOL

Hahaha....just love how Conan is skeptical of his own bits....

Yo i completely lost it with the keychain 😂

LMAO i love conan's way of totally ripping apart the sketch purposefully.

I've spotted an error: The video clearly shows the TSA agent's name as Frank Batista, but in the video description it shows "TSA Agent Frank Grillo". Hmm...

@alibhatti8676

8 жыл бұрын

+KuzuRanger Conan forgot his name, he paused after he said Frank.

@KuzuRanger

8 жыл бұрын

+Ali Bhatti That's not what I'm talking about. He introduces the person as "Frank BATISTA", which is also written on the screen. But in the video description, it shows "Frank GRILLO". The two names are not the same. It is an error.

@TheMijman

8 жыл бұрын

+KuzuRanger Frank Grillo is an actual person though, not sure he's ever been on Conan.

@frankjohnson123

8 жыл бұрын

+KuzuRanger If you think that's bad, look at his lanyard.

@icaruskirota2711

6 жыл бұрын

Frank Grillo Batista. His full name. ;)

The TSA head didn't step down. He was moved into a different job with higher pay and better benefits. That's the way the government works. No lie...read up on it. He was actually "promoted" for failing at his job.

I love when Conan acknowledges a sketch bombing…

What’s worse that missing 95% of weapons going through customs? Announcing it to the public! 😂

"Looked bad in rehearsal. Looked bad here" LOL!!!

he said frank but the name tag says joe

@nicholasvale6853

4 жыл бұрын

It's brobably Candice

@yada4444

4 жыл бұрын

*WHOSE JOE?*

@jaydens.2526

4 жыл бұрын

Yada Who’s*

My karate instructor brought a dagger through by accident, and yet they still caught my gatorade

That's not a TSA agent, that's Yuri Tamarov, Sochi PR director.

@simonclark5109

6 жыл бұрын

AC Gaming and Gadgets we know it's a joke

@jacoblondon2307

5 жыл бұрын

R/whoosh

@ErickIsNotAmazing

5 жыл бұрын

Simon Clark r/woooosh

Sometimes Conan is in a mood. That was funny.

I've read interviews with actual TSA agents, and they are completely open about knowing the TSA doesn't work and is just an annoyance.

the crowd was right for cheering. the force was strong in frank!

I've been waiting none stop team coco videos past few weeks and still getting data plans for KZread for watch more and more

I love Conan's comedy skits. The dumbest shit you never though would get the greenlight to go on the air.

The TSA has found my knife I forgot in my jacket after a road trip.

This was so much fun! "We may have missed those weapons, but we DID find this 4 ounce shampoo bottle! That's one ounce over the limit! That makes it liquid death!" XD

thank you conan! after letterman retirement I was sad but you're in and I'm happy again. you&letterman are kings of night shows

I like Conan's excitement over this bid... :D

Conan has the best sketches, not because they are good, because they are so bad... Haha

3:27 How does he know?

Frank Batista? No wonder so many explosives got through, the dude has seen too many powerbombs in his life to care anymore. It wasn't my best but I made the effort that no one else did.

That was dumb, silly and absolutely HILARIOUS!

Best Conan sketch yet

I started laughing at the thumbnail, love this guy

Can’t find explosives but can find my “suspicious” computer charger

it's not samurai sword! it's katana! samurai refers to military nobility in japan.

@skunkworks8893

9 жыл бұрын

but not with that face jesus

@Vendrix86

9 жыл бұрын

Skunk Works that's messed up man

@dwayneluteru285

9 жыл бұрын

Skunk Works hahahaha no chill

@kilborn666

9 жыл бұрын

Lestari Ns Yet at the same time, those nobles would be the only ones with the katana (besides maybe the blacksmith), hence samurai sword.

@182Burritos

9 жыл бұрын

BRUH

I remember when I was a kid I packed my pencil case when going on holiday but I forgot to take my scissors out. Got through security completely fine in New Zealand and Singapore but Germany was having none of it. These were just regular kid’s scissors. I was very upset because they were nice left handed scissors and they had to get destroyed. Got some new ones in the UK though and put them in my checked luggage on the way back.

Things exist: The TSA: yeah please put hand it over so we can make sure it's not a bomb

This reminds me of the old Conan I know and love

"Liquid DEATH" lol

Excellent

Loved the outro!

Lol this is why the TSA should actually have standards and not just hire people because they would rather not work fast food.

"looked bad" but thats what makes it so funny!!!

LOL @ 'Frank's' Joe name-tag he's wearing around his neck. xD

after the explosion the look on Conan's face was like "I'm surrounded by idiots..." (and I mean the people who were clapping and laughing)

that was a hilarious piece!!

Look bad at rehearsal , looks bad here!...LMAO😂😂

They're not there to stop an attack. They're there as security theater to make passengers feel more safe while traveling.

@Echocookie8948

8 жыл бұрын

+Dylan Mathews Already happened in another comment thread. "Good job on watching Adam ruins everything"

The dog head was a cannonball 😂😂

LOL looked bad in the rehearsal looked bad here 🤣🤣🤣

I love how he is from the "IT Dept" haha!

I like how the smoke starts from the right side 😂

95% hmmm but yet my beard is enough doubt for a random security check LOL

I love this show!!

I like how his I.D badge says I.T department joe

Just snort gunpowder and boom you are bomb

I had a conan ad right before the video and thought it was the video

2 years ago i accidentally brought a art knife on a plane cross countries. I made it 3 countries and finally someone found it scary

My favorite is when TSA tried to take my crayons. CRAYONS.

The description says Frank grillo. Like the actor from the movie warrior and the 2nd purge movie. The tsa dudes name was Frank Batista

i love the key chain

Frank Grillo...? Or Frank Batista...?

@sctr1235

7 жыл бұрын

looks like the tsa let that through also.

@movieholic-92

7 жыл бұрын

sctr1235 I laughed a little too hard, lol.

@frostyzusion3578

4 жыл бұрын

I think that's part of the joke I'm not really sure.

I like how Conan calls him frank when his name badge says joe

They miss 95% yet still manage to pull me aside to the further inspections area for the lunchbox in my bag

Lol, watch what he says after he says subscribe at the end lol

LMAO!! Pure comedy.

Conan is the best

Thanks for the tip

I like how his name tag says "Joe" and not Frank XD

I died at the keychain

The last joke were so typical Conan already busted it.... XD

my friend had a ton of brownies that were setup looked like a bomb vest lol

lol "Meet Frank" dude's wearing "Lt. Deputy Joe" badge

@Zoso7050

8 жыл бұрын

+Lenonia No, that definitely reads "LT. Depty Joe"

It says Frank Grillo in the description, that guy is an actor. The character is F. Batista lol

"Explosive? Oh no officer, that's just my bowling ball shaped candles." "Move along"

Conan's reaction at the end is exactly how I feel when I watch one of his sketches.

The keychain lmaooo

everyone loves Andrés du Bouchet even if they don't know his name. Thats why the audience was going nuts.

You can see how badly he wanted to throw this to Scraps

The TSA caught my highly dangerous Funko Pop Christmas present for my sister. Had to unwrap it and wave their magic unicorn wand over it to make sure it was safe. Thanks for looking out for us TSA!

Jesus Christ it's already a pain in the ass to get through the airport and yet they're only detecting 95%!

Conan breaking the 4th wall on his own scetches

Man brings bomb on plane *Tsa dose nothing Kid has an Ipad in his backpack *Tsa dose full body pat down and delays the flight for the rest of the week

Once I went through, and got to my aunts house. I realized I had razor blades, they didn’t pick them up, but when I came back they found my rocks.

These guys are too funny! The TSA is a joke anyway. That guy is also the guy who plays the creepy clown. :-D

It's the nutspoon guy, he's awesome

lol i once brought in 3 small fireworks that was in my leather jacket which i had totally forgotten about

'Please welcome TSA agent Frank Batista!' ... his tag says 'IT Dept: Joe'.

That was a keyblade