Dear ESA, please pick me so I can do the Dr Manhattan meme from space. You know it'll be epic. Regards, Dr M Crisis.

@bebri123

3 жыл бұрын

You should do a boxing match in space for them views 😂

@StarryxNight5

3 жыл бұрын

I have noticed that you bounce quite a bit in your videos

@rolfs2165

3 жыл бұрын

The subtitles stop at 11:02 on "to find".

@grayg5124

3 жыл бұрын

Will you then be called a Astro-logist?

@TASHITE

3 жыл бұрын

@@burhanbudak6041 we don't have the technology to make them look like female genitalia just yet. That's aliens.

I would LOVE to see you boxing Jeff Bezos in space

@tikaipaskatos

3 жыл бұрын

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Predicting this: Rohin is on a spaceship, just enjoying a scotch and then the announcement comes: "if there's a doctor on board could you make yourself known to flight command?"

@whocares269

3 жыл бұрын

You win the comments with this 😂

@yeetyeet7070

3 жыл бұрын

here before most liked comment

@Melpomium

3 жыл бұрын

I think it'll be fine as long as they also recruit an astronaut chiropractor!

"The best adapted for the journey are dried out old women" My time has finally come

@BJR014

3 жыл бұрын

"the dried bodies of Spaniards are not rejected" going to fill an application rn brb

@grmasdfII

2 жыл бұрын

We hear a lot of fawning about the geniuses of yesteryear, but not nearly enough of the absolutely weird, freaky shit they put on paper, too.

They so do you need a sarcastic, smart arse Brit Cardiologist, up there. Who else will be available to entertain the crew when they have open-mic night?

@cptmaj

3 жыл бұрын

Who better to be there when a face hugger busts out someone's chest?

@Gribbo9999

3 жыл бұрын

Handy for open-heart surgery nights too.

Dammit Jim, I'm a space cardiologist, not a miracle worker.

@robertvesetas8751

3 жыл бұрын

Always love a Startrek reference!

@grayg5124

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertvesetas8751 Captain's vlog... we are... ... in... space!

"Is there a doctor o board?! " Ohh no not this again.

@NIL0S

3 жыл бұрын

Don't jinx it 😂

@jcortese3300

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god, good point.

@FixTechStuff

3 жыл бұрын

He smuggles in an ECG and some surgery equipment, does a life saving unplanned heart operation in space.

I can't believe you've never had an ECG. I thought you doctors would be playing with all those machines at every opportunity. Next thing you'll be telling us you haven't tried any of the drugs.

@MedlifeCrisis

3 жыл бұрын

I will not be telling you that.

@Jesse__H

3 жыл бұрын

@@MedlifeCrisis 😂

@thankgoodnessformyhigherse9756

3 жыл бұрын

@@MedlifeCrisis 😂 you are so funny you should do a comedy show if you get any chance it would be hilarious 👏👍❤️

@coin5207

3 жыл бұрын

@@thankgoodnessformyhigherse9756 I mean he already did some stand up - it's on youtube😅

@thankgoodnessformyhigherse9756

3 жыл бұрын

@@coin5207 😅 what on another channel? Or what he already includes here 😂

When I was a kid around 9 or 10 I went to space camp in Huntsville Alabama and I got the Right Stuff Award which is awarded to one person every year for showing the traits desired in an astronaut so I’m pretty proud of myself and feel the need to brag here about it.

@PinataOblongata

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely a worthy accomplishment to brag about, imo. Also, being a spleen, it must have taken a little extra effort.

@its_mil_4816

3 жыл бұрын

@@PinataOblongata spleens have it all these days 🙄

If anything I’m more impressed that you managed to get Werner Herzog than any of the astronaut stuff! (Thanks for the shout out)

@erazn9077

3 жыл бұрын

MATT! Nice to see you’re here

6:00 I didn't expect Werner Herzog to show up in this video! What a cool cameo!

@MedlifeCrisis

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, he was my starting point for that voice! I just imagined him and tried to make it sillier.

@Boredman567

3 жыл бұрын

@@MedlifeCrisis I was getting a Schwarzenegger vibe.

If you didn't provide them a list of at least 50 space-related jokes, then I doubt they'll even consider you. Thus, it should be an easy application

I had such a good joke about your stethoscope but since you don't do night shifts anymore, here it is: "your stethoscope is litt mann"

@liamhurlburt9794

3 жыл бұрын

how is this not the top comment

@rishigupta9671

3 жыл бұрын

didn't get it

@Gillsing

3 жыл бұрын

Educated guess: "Litt mann" is a stethoscope brand, or the like. (I could use Google to find out, but naaah.)

@rishigupta9671

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gillsing your guess is correct

@nicolasmagnussen6923

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure theres a sticker with this joke somewhere on etsy Edit: Found it, not the exact same, still pretty okay www.etsy.com/dk-en/listing/946428960/shit-was-lit-man-pvc-morale-patch?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=littmann&ref=sc_gallery-1-12&plkey=02bcc8b8852b8b2d706c37d2c56704f1e0800a32%3A946428960&adb=1

Random ESA dude: "Why do you want to become an astronaut?" Rohin : "For no other reason than to update my sodding Wikipedia page" Random ESA dude: "You're hired"

@MedlifeCrisis

3 жыл бұрын

Woah woah, that's not the ONLY reason. Think of the memes!

@YourPhysicsSimulator

3 жыл бұрын

@@MedlifeCrisis True! The memes are the true esence of this channel hahaha didn't think you would read this sh*t Thanks

That adstronaut bit at the end put me in such Comedic convulsions that I entered temporary respiratory arrest, and I feared death. I'm OK now though.

@musicrinda

3 жыл бұрын

He's spoofing Canadian Ryan George. If you've never watched him, his humor is much like Dr. Francis's humor. I mean humour.

@LeoStaley

3 жыл бұрын

@@musicrinda yes. That's precisely why I laughed my lungs to near collapse.

20:07 I swear Rohin I'm always amazed at how smoothly you're able to slide these jokes in no matter how much of an underachiever the person you're talking to may be

*Matt popping up* My brain: All British KZreadrs know eachother.

@yeetyeet7070

3 жыл бұрын

they do, especially the london science ones, they attend educon and science slams

@fridaschneiderlein8246

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeetyeet7070 But it is just the science bubble. I doubt these folks hang around with Tom Harlock.

@gordslater

3 жыл бұрын

I suspect they all share the same bedsit

@yeetyeet7070

3 жыл бұрын

@@fridaschneiderlein8246 bc who is Tom Harlock?

@yeetyeet7070

3 жыл бұрын

*no one needs to know Tom Harlock

- A noncototient is a positive integer n that cannot be expressed as the difference between a positive integer m and the number of coprime integers below it. - A sphenic number is a positive integer that is the product of three distinct prime numbers. _the smallest noncototient _*_and_*_ sphenic number_ … ah yes of course, 130°F ≈ 54°C. Obviously.

@revenevan11

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for explaining that out for everyone! (Not being sarcastic I actually appreciate it).

@lunacouer

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, thank you, I appreciate this too. I said "Dang Dr. Francis, you didn't have to go _that_ hard on us. We usually just Google it" 😂

This is hands down the most interesting 26 mins I've spent on YT. Favourite part was bringing in the two space Drs, absolutely mind blowing what they do. Your content knows no bounds 🔥🔥🔥

Oh, good for you! I hope you get to go through the training process at least - but I really hope you get to space. It'd be wild!

9:40 That height joke was astronaughty and spot on.

Love how you get to brag about your fitness level with the ECG. Beats you doing booty shots in Gymshark leggings

@anonimushbosh

3 жыл бұрын

Oh come on now don't exaggerate

The second interviewee really has it all: health, talent, luck, beauty, perseverence. I'm jealous.

Just when I thought the internet had given all it could, I now have an accurate recreation of Johannes Kepler's speech. Thank you sir and good luck with your application.

1 in 1 chance of turning this into content is great odds 😂

Good for you! You are more than qualified with your profession. My fingers are crossed.

“Is there a doctor on board?” *all hands raise* “I have an ethical quandary.” All the astronauts’ collective father: “I told you you should have done philosophy” (I’m saying this to deal with the fact I’ll never be an astronaut)

@wordzmyth

3 жыл бұрын

I like this.

You can really tell that you love making these videos and it makes them so much more enjoyable to watch. Thank you and good luck escaping this planet!

Not content on being a doctor, cardiologist and youtuber, Rohin now wants to be a steely eyed missile man!

@fteoOpty64

3 жыл бұрын

He is British, its Rocket Man!.

@lijohnyoutube101

2 жыл бұрын

Most astronauts are extremely extremely successful individuals that have accomplished far more than a typical citizen

Wow, you don't have to twist that Hello Internet knife in the wound.

Mission log. Stardate March 2020. Biggins is vlogging again. His jokes are so bad, they repel charged particles. Later today we will strap him to the hull to provide additional radiation shielding. He seemed to like the suggestion, as long as it "didn't mess with the audio".

hey, you have many viewers in Brazil, thanks for the subtitles.

@d283jdsk2

3 жыл бұрын

7-1 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

You're absolutely right--this was much more interesting than I expected, particularly since space travel appeals to me not even a little bit. Well worth the longer-than-usual length.

Very happy to see another vlog post from my favorite vlogger.

The jokes are very good in this one

Doing the ad-stronaut thing is tight!

this deserves WAY MORE VIEWS thank you for blessing the internet

Thanks for including the interviews!

This just became the coolest channel/story on youtube!

Great video!

Absolute crime that this wasnt picked up by 'the algorithm', been subscribed forever and it didnt even appear in my feed 🙄

@wordzmyth

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. I thought Robin was taking a well earned holiday. (Edit : Well I typed rohin but the autocorrected name Robin must be right. Computers rule! (They rule us quite easily))

Great! I'm so glad you applied. I hope you get in.

I root for you on ever fulfilling that accomplishment in life! Space is such an endeavor.

Such intelligent, amazing and inspiring women! ❤ Interviewing them must have been a fantastic experience. Also, a HR of 46/min?! HELL YES you get the right to brag!

I saw him smile for the first time in my life while interviewing Beth... Can we expect you to go on an Antarctic expedition next month with her to live in an Igloo?

@wordzmyth

3 жыл бұрын

I think he would miss his wife and sons a fair bit

I for one would really love to see you *vlog* from space. No joke!

Love your Duolingo shout-out - I'm on a 466 day streak of learning French currently 🇫🇷

I fell on the floor laughing at Kepler's quote. Top notch work here, keep it up

Really great topic, would have never stumbled onto it if it weren't for you. Good luck with your application, but we would miss your content too much if you went to space!

Awesome video.

This video is awesome, it should be way more popular.

"I don't have a podcast" is now part of the official Medlife gospel. You best not go changing that fact now!

best vlog ever

You've, more than once, stood up and handled in flight medical emergency like a boss! They should definitely strap you to the rocket as the first KZreadr in space.... Got my vote.

This is so cool

Nice vlog!

Best of luck Rohin! I'm hugely underqualified now, but I'll definitely be applying next time!

23:45 I wasn't ready for this 😂 Ryan George is fantastic

I thoroughly enjoyed this video. Hope the algorithm gives it a second chance sooner or later.

I'm all for billionair space travel! (we just have to find a way we can prevent them from coming back somehow)

I am rooting for you!

I used to want to see the earth from space, but I know I could not handle the discipline required to go as part of the major space agencies, but I loved pictures of earth taken by astronauts, especially the Apollo photos, I actually wrote a letter to Edgar Mitchel and he wrote back to me with a handwritten and signed letter, which I thought was really noble of him, considering my letter to him had things written about me looking at their photographs while under the influence of LSD and magic mushrooms, he actually valued my insights, I kind of lost the interest in wanting to see earth from space when I had a big Eureka moment, on LSD, I was staring up at the stars and realised for real, for the first time, that we are actually in space, on a planet surrounded by space, very odd, it affected me a lot.

I'm pretty sure sarcasms a necessity for all astronauts. Great Video and good luck with the application 👍

I can't believe this most hilarious video didn't tickle the algorithm. I had to stop it to laugh, and then share it with the person in the next room to explain why I was laughing.

How is it possible to be that outwardly successful

@ritamxx7200

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss

I loved the Ryan George reference!

14:01 your communication delay joke has been observed and appreciated.

Really cool video, hope the algorithm picks up for it!

For my chances to hook up with a hot Streamer, you'd need to stream! Nah, but honestly your thought process and insights into the application are fascinating. Thanks a bunch and we will all cheer when you get the spot^^

I think Kepler is cursing you from the afterlife for that accent. But, you do have looks mate. Also, we saw your beard-flex a while back so confirmed looks. 1/2 isn't bad I think. *edit* That's 50%. Nvm...

Curiosity Stream and Nebula are Wonderful!!!

I really enjoyed that text from Kepler.

That "Old-Archival-Writers" accent you do cracks me up every time.

this video made me realize how cool analogue trips are, when i first heard of them i’m not gonna lie they sounded lame but wow they sound amazing

😂😂😂😂🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 gooooood luck doc ❤️

Good luck! I was thinking of applying too, but I'm not a fan of the public relations side of the job. You would do much better

Rohin's Ryan George reference makes me think he wants to play the part of Major Tom floating away into space while mission control tells him to get back in the craft

Please state the nature of the medical emergency. Wonderful!

Absolute legend M L crisis

6:20 That is one of the best quotes I have ever read

IIRC, the height requirement is what prompted Massimino to retire once the shuttles stopped flying. He's 6'4", which is enormous for an astronaut, and I'm not sure they could get him in or out of a Soyuz without the jaws of life. Also IIRC, the Mercury 13 ended up passing a more rigorous set of exams, mostly because the examiners so resented them that they cranked up the difficulty insane levels. Ex. the men had to endure being put into a sensory deprivation chambers for a little under an hour, but they pretty much put the women in there and left the building for a few hours. The women still passed all of the exams. I hope they pick you -- and I think you stand a better chance than you think. You can't possibly be more irritating in close quarters than ANY military pilot. :-)

Bumping this video. Hope it helps

Would be very interested to hear some detail about the personality/psychological profile that they look for.

I’m sorry this didn’t do well. I watched it through and it was really cool.

I popped by because I was wondering what you’d been up after seeing your comment on a _Jay Foreman_ video about longitude. Interesting to see your perspective on space medicine. I think KZread promoting popular creators’ comments is iffy but yo!

you know where the irony is... UK left the EU and can still get an astronaut with ESA, Bulgaria is still a part of the EU and ESA doesnt care - we Bulgarians still cant apply to become astronauts 😭😭

@wordzmyth

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, uncool.

👏🙂 Good luck

Sorry - already happened imo w/ Chris Hadfield! His viral video performing Space Oddity on the ISS a few years back was done in his personal time & account (not on NASA or other gov body's behest!) so I reckon it counts. I'm not just jealous that I'm too tall to ever pass the physical requirements! ;-)

@hy7968

2 жыл бұрын

Ground Control to Major Tom

Your reading of Kepler was amazing. That guy sure had some... opinions.

Well, excluding her slightly higher age, Hanna Reitsch was an extremely capable female military test pilot who would have performed with excellence as an astronaut. Though people tend not to mention her very much.. I wonder why? :P Okay, maybe there may have been some very good political reasons..

I wish you good luck!

Adstronaut from Adspace was hilarious

I am one of those who actually is very interested in your heart rate flexing! I feel resting bpm is something quite many health concious ppl try to keep an eye on, and I am one of those. I am very jealous of your 45bpm. (I vary between 60-67)

The Spaniard pard was pure gold

you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your enemas

Not sure what the Vicodin poster on your wall which you gestured to is supposed to have with Roscosmos?

WE'RE TAKING ROHIN TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌙🌙🌙🌙

@MedlifeCrisis

3 жыл бұрын

💎🙌🏽 🔜🚀🚀🚀🌚

@wordzmyth

3 жыл бұрын

😆🙃🙂

Try reading space brothers! A fascinating story on astronaut selection that is pretty damn non-fiction for a manga.

Great video, I can't believe it's not doing well in the algorithm!

give us your workout routine in the next vlog!