"Finesse" the art of jamming throttles back and fort hard enough to make belts squeal...

Can we have a minute's silence in memory of the gearbox

@MrBoris975

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Still holds the record for most fenders out to this day.

@MrBoris975

4 жыл бұрын

lol, check the other video on mine channel, this summer, another , that harbour is funny place....

I always wondered how people make it into those tightly packed marinas without hitting anything. I guess the answer is they don't.

@MrBoris975

Жыл бұрын

its usual problem

Throttle up until the belt squeaks! So that’s how to walk the boat!! Thanks coach!!!

I thought despite his heavy throttle hand he was getting it done until I realizes he was just going down wind out of control until he hit the dock and ripped the fender off. Surprisingly it did not look like a rental with the emergency outboats on the back that somehow he did not crunch! This is a good case where a single throttle and gear shift is not a good idea. Had he just left it in idle and used the shift lever he would have had so much better and safer control. Oh well...... Thanks for posting.

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

good remark, thank you

@craigerking9790

5 жыл бұрын

How could he steer a single engine boat with just using the shift lever lmao its legit impossible, you need twins

@CheersWarren

5 жыл бұрын

Keys Customs,.... well actual it's not that hard and a lot of boats have only one engine. The trick as I said is not to be heavy handed with the throttle.( you wouldn't do that in a car why would you in a boat?). It's important assuming it has a rudder and not an outdrive that steers to keep steerage over the rudder buy keeping it in gear , idle is all you need . This will allow the boat to turn without moving forward much. But not many videos out there for single engine boat with rudders to show how it's done. Cheers Warren.

@fjb4932

2 жыл бұрын

Where does the phrase "A bull in a china shop" come from ? ...

@MrBoris975

2 жыл бұрын

@@fjb4932 or elephant in china shop, lol, we say

Neutral is your friend. This guy is trying to drive his boat like a car.

@kadeloftisss4313

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@kadeloftisss4313

Жыл бұрын

Makes me wonder how dis guy got his captains license

@spaggtrait1608

3 ай бұрын

@@kadeloftisss4313 Anyone can jump in one of these and drive it. You don't need a license.

Word has it that to the day, he's still trying to park that thing.

he bounced off everything except his fenders lol. Always a warning sign...

@MrBoris975

4 жыл бұрын

lol, what to say, it went good actually didnt crash all around

You can tell by the number of fenders he has overboard that this isn't his first time hitting other boats, docks, concrete, you name it.

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha, didnt think on that but true...:)

Part of it, is that (at least in my area) they do not have a "driver's license) for boats. You have the money to buy or rent, you can then drive, and that is wrong. If you really get down to it, it IS the problem. Putting that aside, us boaters need to practice, out in the open until we are really good, but we don't do that. Practice in all kinds of circumstances, wind of the port, off the starboard, off the stern, off the bow, currents from different directions. Go slow--but know when even THAT, is not the answer. And what happens when the engine stalls? Where do you place your crew on the boat when/if the engine stalls--or any other problem. WHAT should they have in their hands? The list goes on, it is as they say "pretty simple--when you know how". And if you don't how, NOW is not the time to start learning. My two cents.

@MrBoris975

3 жыл бұрын

i think here been some malfunction with the boat...

@jimquantic

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBoris975 And that is a key concern with docking boats can have the engine die--all the time, and as Murphy knows, it sure happens at the worst time. One more thing for the checklist, "don't maneuver in close quarters without your boat in full, reliable condition?

@MrBoris975

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimquantic i agree...

My favorite boat name ever was "Sailbad the Sinner". Maybe this guy is a relative.

Calling this boat a yacht would be like calling a Ford Pinto a racecar.

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

lol yep

@larrymorgan2635

5 жыл бұрын

If it has fresh water, a way to cook food, and a source of power (basically self sustained living conditions), then it's a yacht.

@dejapollo

5 жыл бұрын

Obviously u dont own or know anything about boats.

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

in croatia we say for this its a yacht, usualy

@MrFlo_

5 жыл бұрын

yacht is just the same exept the name. a super yacht is diffrent.

That is why you should never rent a boat without local skipper

He's not using near enough throttle!

That's how I always approach this challenge. What's the problem? Just don't be timid, throttles down, full speed ahead!

Everyone starts off as a noob and takes the walk of shame atleast once.

Rip this mans transmission

I feel sorry for the transmission. That can't be easy on the gears.

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

he probably broke it, till the end of summer..:(..

@peterebel7899

2 жыл бұрын

He should have ordered more horsepower first.

To gledam svaki dan, u živo na molu, užas!!!

@WalwRafii

2 жыл бұрын

Blago ti se, tebi nikad nije dosadno lol

anyone with a small boat like that with two davits with a rib and an outboard hanging off the back like that should be considered dangerous

Captain Bratwurst from Dresden💪🏻

When you don’t know how to use your engine to control your boat.

don't help. just stand there like a dope and record.

@nalabees

4 жыл бұрын

how about his "first mate"?

@MrBoris975

3 жыл бұрын

@Matt yes, how ..:)

@Dake-gw6it

3 жыл бұрын

He was never gonna make it anyways

@MrBoris975

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dake-gw6it he make it anyway, something been wrong with gear how i heard....

@dobsin546

3 жыл бұрын

he does not know how to navigate a boat...not about speed its about control...

Hey at least he had fenders out every 3 feet. He knew he was aquatically challenged...

@MrBoris975

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha

His inexperience tells 😂

This is what it looks like when Skippy is operating the throttle.

This guy drives like a US Naval Officer I once knew!

Looks like a fellow I know. His qualification to operate a boat is having lots of money. He believes in "terrain assisted docking". Now has a 50 foot floating condo. I cant call it a boat. The thought of him out on Puget Sound has me running for a high mountain lake.

Das kennen wir alle, die einen Vollgleiter haben! Ist einfach super empfindlich bei Wind und ohne Geschwindigkeit. Ich sage nur; learning by doing! We all know that, who have a full glider! Is just super sensitive in wind and with no speed. I only say; learning by doing!

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

i agree,but how i rember didnt been so windy that day at all...

reminds me of my super driver brotherr with his new ZTR- finally traded it for a steering wheel

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha...

Lmao the belt squeal is hilarious, this guy should not be operating a boat!!!!!

I think he was showing off at first, then that camouflage rock had other ideas

@MrBoris975

4 жыл бұрын

he didnt know, how to steer...lol

What a plonker, I feel sorry for his boat, his car and his acquaintances.

What the hell did I just watch....????? Hard day of drinking obviously

Nice! More work for us grp guys...

Flat bottom boats drift easy and fast, so it's not allways easy to get current fast over the rudder. Two Engine hole different or som bowthuster..

@danmorris6387

5 жыл бұрын

That's not a flat bottom boat though.

is this the annual mad man marina boat dockkng challenge? cause this guy would win worst of the year

@MrBoris975

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, haha good point

Half the people make major mistakes like this because they are trying to look all cool for the people watching them. Dont worry about the people watching, Just do your thing.

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

yep, this one lose himself...

More proof that money is no substitute for intelligence

This song should be listened to while watching the video. The Hues : So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby

@paulsmith8212

4 жыл бұрын

Tony C don’t rock the boat baby, don’t tip the boat over !

In the amended words of Christopher Walken, "I got a fevah, and the only cure, is more throttle".

You NEVER want to hear CRUNCH , on a Fiberglass Boat !!!

@MrBoris975

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, damn

But, above all, i really don't understood where he wanted to go! :D

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

me neither, i guess he was trying to dock, at the end he crashed little in the dock with sterm, and stoped, mine phone didnt have enough memory to film the weary end..

@alanlegg9972

3 жыл бұрын

Neither did he

this reminds me a friend of mine named Ernesto Volpe with his fiart 25

I've never understood why there isn't a boat "driving license." They will sell the biggest and fastest boat to the stupidest person with zero experience, no knowledge of maritime rules or law and then he is turned loose to raise hell. I just don't get it.

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

thing is , in Croatia you get a driving licence, you need to toke exames, but that licence is for boat to 35 brutto tons,and 14 meters long, sou you can actually drive this type of boat,ride away. This guy is not croatian, so i dont know about his licence where and how he get it.

id say an outgoing tide was going on. Happens to the best of us. Especially ones without knowledge of currents

@zvonimir2096

4 жыл бұрын

This one doesn't know a shit

@skunkjobb

4 жыл бұрын

I see no sign of any more current than what the boat creates itself.

Well, there goes his deposit.

Never ever help a throttle jockey...you will end up with a nick name.....Three finger-insert name here-.....

@bouyant8659

4 жыл бұрын

Throwing that throttle around trying to be cool.. your actions show you a fool... Slow down a bit and take your time.. learn your boat!!

@dobsin546

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly - you cant yell at them they get worse...and if you try to help you wind up in the drink

Aye ramming speed captain

@MrBoris975

Жыл бұрын

😂

This falls into the "more money than brains" category.

Guy has zero knowledge...

Das tut weh. Schönen Gruß vom Getriebe. Der hat keine Ahnung was er da macht.

That looks like something the Beverly Hillbillys would drive.

Just go slow and controlled...

NEED MORE BUMPERS

@MindofMatter

2 жыл бұрын

*fenders

I think the boat was blocking the view of the yacht.

@MrBoris975

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Haha that's a good captain

Trying to drive a boat like a car

Grande manovra,il comandante schettino gli fa un bocchino!

The great sailor

just slam shift it from forward to reverse as often as possible, what could go wrong?

Being a rental boat it may have bad engine control cables making it hard to control...

@fukkyoutube

5 жыл бұрын

was that you in that video start off with excuses damn

@danmorris6387

5 жыл бұрын

Really, next your gonna blame Trump. Lol. Proper skills and practice you can parallel park that dingy.

a couple of beers more and he would have got it.....

@MrBoris975

3 жыл бұрын

lol, maybe that, maybe some malfunction.. give me sub, i need it, lol

I thought the bow sprint was designed to harpoon a whale... not carry one!

If that’s a yacht then my Chevy Impala is a Lamborghini

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

lol, true

Can you say "heavy handed"? Easy on the controls, man.

OOOOHHH YEEEAAAHHH FRENCH TWAAAATS NO PROBLEM

Crack and beer do mix. You just have to take the boat out of the equation. I see he has all the extra gear on board. Dingy surf board a bunch of fenders. More dollars than sense.

He should be banned to ever set his feet on a boat EVER AGAIN!!!!

Boy if he would have hit that bayliner he would have been hitting probably the best boat ever built( not anyone who owns a bayliner doesn't know shit about boating). Maybe he was drunk or just having a bad day. Not people like this are the ones who get people killed or hurt on the water. Some people should just stay off the water or maybe get something they can handle like a kayak or John boat

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, they are also danger for other people and boats.. what he hits you and ruin your boat and holidays.

I think the engine idle is stuck up high or he's clueless.

Always.. Always.. Always... go full throttle..

@MrBoris975

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, lol,

Where was the yacht?

It’s ok, I always do it like this

@MrBoris975

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@zvonimir2096

4 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂

I don’t think I could be that bad even if I was 6 times the limit.

@MrBoris975

4 жыл бұрын

hard to be worst then this..

just turn the motor off, more $$$ than brains!!

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

yep, lol

@jasonmontgomery4104

5 жыл бұрын

Eeh that boat is acually so cheap, a prius cost more than it

@RonMillbrae

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonmontgomery4104 very incorrect that boats a good 100,000 right there

Every time I see shit like this, I get anxiety.

1:05 so much for the side bumpers

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

Обними славян what to say :)...

@tiebear1

5 жыл бұрын

he was just one side fender short ... lol

Too many rum runners!

the person on the bridge was suppose to help!!!

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

we yelled before to stop. dont listen he knows,lol

I have no idea why I clicked

@MrBoris975

3 жыл бұрын

lol,hahaha

Any idiot can own a boat. Doesn't mean they know what to do with it...

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

they are danger for others... i agree. I seen a guy in same port kicked in another boat , then in panic put the pedal on and his wife fall almoust under the motor 🥴

Hahaha when in doubt throttle out.

@paulsmith8212

4 жыл бұрын

Timothy Hutton when in doubt, throttle up! Lol

Yep. Don't do that...

Which dock was his?

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

im not sure, cause at the end he like crashed on first, free space there on the end... i coudnt film it, run out of memory on phone,lol

Needs to go to mrs puffs boat driving school

@MrBoris975

4 жыл бұрын

lol

it's a boat with a clown at the wheel.

The issue is that he needed a few more fenders...

All this would have been prevented with more Buoys

😀😀😀😀 Bow, so lausig am fahren? 😁 Dead ist mit in 12 Jahren nicht passiert. Fad auch noch mit einem Z Antrieb, leichter geht es doch kaum. Ist sich ja wahrlich nur ein sehr kleines Böötschen. Würde viel üben, Gas geben kann jeder

Left hand down a bit. Full ahead both.

Looks like the tide/current was messing with his chi....

All the grear and no idea

What the F ??? why so much power??? let it trim... just a notch.. then let the wind do the work.. keep it calm.. it's not a car...

@MrBoris975

4 жыл бұрын

i agree....

Close enough, lol. I’ve seen worse on $100,000 boats.

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

he probaby rent this one...i assume

Windage! High sided, no fore foot and a helm with no throttle sensitivity whatsoever. Did I mention they didn't have a plan either. Ah well at least it makes good click bait. And in truth that wasn't really a confined space. I'll let the rest of the skippers say what should have been done...

Captain Crunch.

Wow 🤦‍♂️ sell your boat before you sink it

its in Croatia, we have lots of this from weekend tourist sailors

@MrBoris975

5 жыл бұрын

weekend warriors lol...weekend pirats lol

@RikardBlaz

5 жыл бұрын

only boat services have fun