This should be called explaining Alcoholism without addressing it

@ShadowDaHam

23 күн бұрын

I believe honestly we could use Bert as a opportunity to explain it thoroughly. On the highest end of the spectrum. SMH I know, it's probably too late. But, I pray for his recovery. 🙏

@morganghetti

22 күн бұрын

Lol

I’m beginning to wonder if Bert even has natural kidneys anymore.

@Noone-jn3jp

19 күн бұрын

Theoretically stem cells can regrow from other stem cells…

@phuckyoucensorme

12 күн бұрын

Don't forget the 1-2 gallons of kool-aid a day

That micky mantle gene definitely working for Brett Krishna 😊

Bert behind the cameras with a loaded .45

@WalkTaller

23 күн бұрын

That is one hell of a funny image

@user-yq1pb6dx9y

3 күн бұрын

Bert is more of a .380 guy.

5:43 That is a brilliant theory with merit Dr. Normand. Focking nailed it.

Its nice of you to continue to support your friends even through their monumental decline

RIP Greg Giraldo

Bert Kreischer is just like a drunk golden retriever.

@diaryofafreebitch

18 күн бұрын

Who needs to be put down.

@vooptr

16 күн бұрын

Lol

@LR1507

15 күн бұрын

If the golden retriever was constantly trying to sell you shit all day

@alias7343

15 күн бұрын

@@LR1507 And trying to take its shirt off. 🤣

@OscarOffTheCuff

14 күн бұрын

No. Golden retrievers aren’t annoying.

Marks is on to something about Bert channeling his sex energy into his heart. People usually have to train for that but Bert has it innately.

@user-sk4wf3ve6z

22 күн бұрын

Bert has it anally

@elpusegato

18 күн бұрын

Make America Innate Again

Tom: I'm gonna go take a nap, what about you? Bert: Doesn't it feel great... to be an alcoholic 😂😂😂🤣💀

B-Man’s kidneys are crown royal bags full of bottle caps and barnacled coins from a wishing well.

Bert would be the world's best shirtless accountant

I expected exactly this and nothing less! 🤣

I love ya Mark! Saw you on the last night of your tour last year in the Hamptons. Black guy front row! Excellent show. I had no idea in the next few months you would do a show in my Hometown in Tyson’s Corner Va.. lol😅

Bert is really a maschine 😂😂😂

Bert will be the next Chris Farley and Artie Lange

If you took an ultrasound of Bert’s organs they would probably be dark

This was definitely posted for reasons other than comedy if you ask me😂

Watching 2 bears…is basically watching a 2 hour advertisement instead of a podcast…

How can he drink all day? Alcoholism.

@agustinvacavalverde

23 күн бұрын

And cocaine

@cup_and_cone

23 күн бұрын

@@agustinvacavalverde This. Even alcoholics need sleep.

Anyone drinking as much as Bert had no libido drinking in excess makes it difficult to become aroused

@yQaT735M

22 күн бұрын

It's nicotine that is suppressing his sex drive. I've been chewing nicotine gum for 7 years. Sex drive plummets. He likes those dumb shit Zyn packets.

Crack Amico's "2 Bears 1 Grave" DISTURBED Normand!

So is Bert gonna get help at some point, or do we keep making jokes until his alcoholism kills him?

@phillipgarcia241

23 күн бұрын

He's got new liver money, probably

@bubbaballer88

23 күн бұрын

Remember when he was getting offended by people saying stuff about it? Like buddy, come on 😂

@trilobite316

23 күн бұрын

Both

@jimboslice3646

23 күн бұрын

The 2nd one

@elijahschuman68

22 күн бұрын

Not to necessarily disregard this thought but I think Bert would be more than pleased to have that happen. And if /when alcohol does him in. He’s probably still gonna own it and go out with a bang

Berts liver exploded years ago, but his brain hasn't got the message cause that hamster done died way before the liver did.

Fun fact: If you've ever played Kingdom Come Deliverance you'll see that young bert actually plays Henrys Father

You guys covering for Chrysler being caught or something? 😂😂😂😂

I don't want it to happen, but he will wind up like Chris Farley or John Belushi if he doesn't slow TF DOWN. I love Bert.

As long as Dr. Drew signs off on this behavior...

I am giving him 5-10 years MAX left.

@johnreed2278

23 күн бұрын

we are not that lucky

@Odihmantich

23 күн бұрын

can I have like 80 years too, please?

@Squatch_11

23 күн бұрын

People have been saying this about Bert for about 5-10 years now.

@josuepolanco8879

22 күн бұрын

Didn't the Smashmouth dude good friend of his pass away recently because of the same thing :-'(

@EthNick16

21 күн бұрын

Generous

Tell Bert's pancreas when it craps out on him

Alcoholism does in fact lower testosterone.

@christinathein951

22 күн бұрын

And raises estrogen levels in men in heavy regular consumers

I had a buddy like that....he was impossible to hang with.....then I discovered his secret....cocaine.

never really got that aspect of Bert or why he/others think being an alcoholic is so cool

Trt helps 😂

If you change the B E to F A his name would be FART

Recovering alcoholic here, you won't be able to keep up with Bert because he has to drink to function, therefore no hangover, excruciating 5 day withdrawal instead if he stops or maybe he's too fat for withdrawal 😂

How old is that..?

Is Burt the inspiration for Billy Ray Schafer?

Why is Bert shoved down our throats?

0:28 Tom Segura

Is any of this supposed to be a good thing? Imagine always having to be drunk

@Odihmantich

23 күн бұрын

like who?

@seanmatthewking

19 күн бұрын

I mean, yeah he might be dead in 10 years, but he seems to be living the hell out of his life.

@jeffstacey2928

19 күн бұрын

I lived life for a while having to be drunk all day. It's a miserable existence

@jillsilander7800

15 күн бұрын

@@jeffstacey2928when have you HAD to be drunk all day lol

@jeffstacey2928

14 күн бұрын

@@jillsilander7800 because my body would have seizures if I stopped

burt loves his xans

@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291

23 күн бұрын

Benzos don't mix well with alcohol.

@jllammie444

23 күн бұрын

@@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 you don't say

Is that true about Tim Dillon? I've listened to all his podcasts from the beginning, back to 2015 or 2016. He never mentioned Mark much, even in the early days when he was poor

@moloney55

23 күн бұрын

I think Dillon has been in the LA scene for a while now, they probably didn't cross paths a ton in NY

@DrJuice1

23 күн бұрын

@@moloney55 Tim moved in 2019. Mark moved to NY in 2007. So pretty much for Tim's entire New York career, Mark was there. It's not possible that they didn't cross paths many times. Also, did you watch this clip?

@Jason1331

18 күн бұрын

TD’s definitely not gay!!!

That's because he has pharmaceuticals to keep it going. If it was only booze, he'd drop like a rock.

he’s on adderall and zanex . takes the hangover away and gives you energy at the same time. it’s a slippery slope though

Substance abuse can dull your sex drive

I bet bert takes Adderall.

@FriedEggsandJellyfish

14 күн бұрын

Coke

@mr.h4880

14 күн бұрын

I would have said that but he goes hard every day. Plus he freaked over some Molly that Ari gave him. He is more of a government legal addict.

Ahhh, back when Tom was likable

I thought Doug Stanhope was the king of the party drinking life...then Bert comes along and says "Hold my Beer!'

@mastergwaha

18 күн бұрын

stanhope isnt a party guy? wth man he just also talks about his problems

Burt cast Mark Hammill and Mark ruins the movie and Burts mind.

This is wild because he’s gonna die of a heart attack in the next 5 years.

These two low-key admitting on a podcast they cheat on their wives anytime they’re not there, interesting

Bert sucks don’t ruin your legacy like this

#BertyBoy

Kreischer is tolerated because he’s rich and buys everyone stuff

Wait wait… Tim Dillon is GAY! Who knew..? 😅

Reposting a podcast from 2021 should be illegal 😂😂😂

Bert is normal guy? If being delusional as f is normal, yes he is.

@christinathein951

22 күн бұрын

Delusional does seem to be a more and more common thing among people these days 🤷‍♀️

Tom thinks he's better than everyone else. Berts just a drunk. Both stale.

Don't mess with The Machine, you should have known better 😁 #Joe&Jerlando He said once: I made a deal with myself, I'll never cheat on my wife; 'coz he had a perfect moment one morning with his wife and kids playing around; looks like he never had before and was precious to him

we hate Bert

He's having fun , leave him alone people .

@FriedEggsandJellyfish

14 күн бұрын

No . WE hate him

Don't hate on Bert. Bert is silly, he'll come around on the drinking I think.

@smartwatchonpluto

21 күн бұрын

Alcoholics reason it out and rarely come around.

This is old. Mark never is, but jeez...

Tom calling Bert fat now is the only funny thing he days anymore

Describing Bert as a 50 year old man with a wife and children that so badly wants to be 21 again is extremely pathetic and disgusting.

Nightmare. Bert is just nonstop retelling of his one funny joke, of course with his boobs out.

"Something to this" Yeah he's also a cokehead...no other way around it

Bert is a 55 year old child who constantly has to be naked while making every single thing about himself .

@Edward.E.Nigma.

20 күн бұрын

Cry more

I can’t survive an episode of the terrible show let alone a full day with either Bert or Tom.

Bert isn’t funny enough to kill your liver for. Wrong career move

Normand is really talented..... Bert is such a hack. Will never understand his appeal.

With a little help from the magical Hunter B. grade (guaranteed) cocaine.

Bert is definitely on coke

God I absolutely despise Bert, I hope he doesn’t stop drinking & smoking & overeating.

IMO Bert is a fun, and well intentioned but I don’t respect him at all. He has below average comedy craftsmanship, he is a drunk and he has family. He people pleases on a level that I haven’t seen in comedian since Chris Farley. IMO that’s what put Chris in the grave. Don’t confuse having lots of money with happiness.

What a lame clip, Normand comedy?

the only problem is hes not funny

Bert isn't funny

Nobody think’s Bert&Tom are funny anymore. They’ve turned into greedy money grabbers who only see their fans as wallets.

Mark is a goat

He will die early

I hate bert so much

Brent isn’t even funny anymore!

I love that this a whole conversation about a mans alcoholism and it’s just straight praising him for it like it’s not the biggest problem in his life. 😂 it’s fine when yall do it…but when is normies and poors do it…😂 “Thank god we have him in the comedy world.” MY GOD WHAT WOULD THE WORLD HAVE DONE WITHOUT A GLORIFIED DRUNK AS A “COMEDIAN?”