“Those are called gays”. Easily the quickest funniest one liner ever, how did you even think of that so fast Kev?

@danny4081

Жыл бұрын

Which ones kev

@jorgeherrera1074

Жыл бұрын

@@danny4081 kevin hart, it's in the video title man. "Kevin Hart's BEST One Liners"

@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz

4 ай бұрын

As a dude that overthinks every different scenario i already knew what Kevin Hart was gonna say when rogan said “coming out of” 😭

@nagle4407

3 ай бұрын

That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

@Nobody-up5zm

2 ай бұрын

His joke with Gillis about a real lynching and Rogan being a bomb expert due to his act were also great.

I love the way Mark scolds himself after an edgy joke

@UTKARSHARJUN

Жыл бұрын

because he can't help himself . Its a gift and a curse

@ZeranZeran

Жыл бұрын

"Ahh, we're havin' fun"

@planningahea8505

Жыл бұрын

Comedy

@Perceptious37

9 ай бұрын

it seems almost like a defense mechanism hes developed as a comic, which reduces boos or silence while increasing laughter.

@chrisobrien3288

6 ай бұрын

@@Perceptious37right on the money. I am extremely similiar to mark its scary and exact same humor and personality. And I can confirm that’s exactly what it is and you put it into words better than I could of

"Oh, we're you molested?!" "Yeah" "Send me the tape" "Now I'm a little self conscious that I wasn't worthy of the tape" 🤣 that exchange was brutal and his buddy was off to the side avoiding eye contact at all costs

@australian6983

2 ай бұрын

Based Norman strikes again.

@hecticphusion

13 күн бұрын

That dude's whole line of reasoning was so self-centered and fucking weird.

I always loved the line "Oh, shit... sorry. I thought one died" after saying Rogan had 2 kids instead of 3.

@Honestcritic79

3 ай бұрын

Where n when?

@mattjames112

3 ай бұрын

@@Honestcritic79 kzread.info3xW_poZtPa8

@mattjames112

3 ай бұрын

@@Honestcritic79 Look up " Whoops joke bombs on rogan "

@davidec.4021

20 күн бұрын

Lmaooooo

"Tony Hawking" was just clever as hell.

@cea-jaymales8031

5 ай бұрын

It was so beautiful 😂😂

@archive8080

2 ай бұрын

Came to the comment to find this comment

He is as fast witted as they come. Like a wizard

@zackflora6165

Жыл бұрын

More of a curse. He can't urn it off.

@nikitalukashkin1573

Жыл бұрын

More milage on thought.

@adams115

Жыл бұрын

Like a word play Gandalf

@tybartosek6499

Жыл бұрын

He's a grand wizard

@queueeeee9000

5 ай бұрын

I wish he would have been interviewed by Craig Ferguson. Their incredibly fast wit would be hilarious, i think

Props on shocking Theo. That’s talent lol

@Danno1850

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, Theo couldn’t hold it together and that’s rare

@mysteradio

Жыл бұрын

it's a good one! "i was eating my ass."

@jaxonpl42

Жыл бұрын

Loved he made him laugh at his own joke basically

Can’t lie… I love the fact marks taking back the money others would have been earning with compilations… another sign of his genius haha

@RSpracticalshooting

Жыл бұрын

oh yeah, absolute genius marketing.

@GodMentality

Жыл бұрын

Yup, also got to only give it a like if Normand posts it.

@srt4b

Жыл бұрын

why would you lie about it?

@GunakillyaOG

Жыл бұрын

@@GodMentality yup, I only watch when its put up on his channel. Sidenote: The green hulks r fkn nutz! lmao

@chinqlinq89

10 ай бұрын

@@GunakillyaOGI call them mind erasers like in Men in Black. An entire day will go by and I will have 0 recollection of it.

The Kobe joke makes me laugh so hard everytime.

@jrny724

Жыл бұрын

so crafty🤣

@vergil1us

10 ай бұрын

Yeah they always land perfectly 🤣

@deflategate1297

10 ай бұрын

Yeah it’s getting out of control

@Eric-qh7is

8 ай бұрын

He got me at hair wallet

@Yo-ey4ue

3 ай бұрын

I hate that it’s funny😂

Mark “give it a goog” Normand

“ Whoa…send me tapes!” 😂😂

@eh2396

19 күн бұрын

The way the black dude lost it after made me laugh even more. He was like bruh wtf 😭 lol

“How many girls finger blast themselves to that?” Guilty! 😂😂

@tj03297

4 ай бұрын

need evidence

@jonbaxter4285

7 күн бұрын

My gf walked as that audio clip played 😂

him farting into the mic at the end was absolutely hilarious. didn't skip a beat lol

@bfpierce

11 ай бұрын

I’m now 50 yrs old, I’ll be driving down the freeway while listening to his podcast, him or Joe rips a fart and I’m hysterical 😂

@quinnhaynie7767

10 ай бұрын

Protect our parks makes sure to mic up the true king of comedy whenever possible

@sharpcheddar172

10 ай бұрын

The reaction got me.

@bobxyzp

10 ай бұрын

That butt was miked up good

@vottekmaxle6196

2 күн бұрын

best brown liner

"Mark wtf is wrong with you?" Had me actually laughing, holy shit 😂

10:55 - “a little melted” 😂😂😂 I lost is when I heard that.

@chinqlinq89

2 ай бұрын

Great adjective.

3:20 Bert is too stupid to understand he does have the real ones, and he's asking to be laced with fent. A true genius.

I love that Mark gets this stuff out of his brain for us to enjoy. Otherwise he'd probably have to blow it out with a shotgun

@rams812

Жыл бұрын

COMEDY! We're having fun

@il9861

10 ай бұрын

Funny 😂

"I dated her...black chick" First time I've forcibly laughed in a long time. Thanks Mark!

The set and spike of Normand and Hingecliff on the Tony Hawking bit is all time holy shit 😂😂😂😂

@hectorguzman8435

Жыл бұрын

That one had me in tears 😂

I have watched these clips so many times and I still die laughing . Living legend

0:49 the black guys smile in the back so good!

The black guy loosing it to the Ovarian joke just made the joke that much better

@Ghost-lf2qj

6 ай бұрын

JOHN DEEZ

The Theo clip with Mark talking about FAU makes so much sense now that I watched March madness this year 😂

The fart and act like nothing happened is amazing 😂😂😂

@carsonlengvary1731

Жыл бұрын

Farts on to the mic, then puts the mic to his mouth 😂😂

@jf5618

Жыл бұрын

@@carsonlengvary1731 lol…didn’t miss a beat! Funny as shit and I’m with you…he pulled his own ATM with the mic 🤢

Kevin Hart is a legend

@iwatchyoutube6539

Жыл бұрын

I've never seen this comment before!

@beyondbackwater4933

Жыл бұрын

Hey can I be part of the inside joke where we comment saying Mark Normand is Kevin Hart, when in fact he's not and Kevin Hart is a black man! Darn it that's humorous.

@knotsocialmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@iwatchyoutube6539 I shouldn't get a single like, the Kevin Hart joke is stupid

@talkingmoney4499

Жыл бұрын

@@knotsocialmusic you are trying to be funny but you are not funny

@knotsocialmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@talkingmoney4499 read my comment in the comments fool

“He’s faking it” 💀

“Those are called gays”🤣🤣😭😭

One of the best comics of our time!!!!

“You still in touch with Pittsburgh girl?” “Nooo no she died” so under the radar hilarious 😆

He was cracking theo up 😂😂😂

for me, Mark is the quickest and wittiest of all the stand ups - better than Tony, Burr, etc. just QUICK!!!

"Were you molested? Whoa! Send me the tape" 💀💀💀

At the very end.... "You can do it!"🤣🤣🤣

Greatest Comic Alive. Seen him in Tacoma, thought I might die laughing....

the bit about feeding the little guy jizz sent me lmfao

Mark is a bloody legend 👍👍

The end clip was so out of left field lol. I was dying laughing

I watched that fart ten times laughin mfao the whole way😂 the whole sequence is hilarious.

Mark Norman moves like his elbows are fused to his spine.

12:28 "no, no she died" no one got that 😂

It’s subtle and funny “give this a goog” everytime gets me

3:53 the immediate horror "why would you do that, that doesn't make sense" never heard that many words said so quickly😂

Mark is the best! Keep killing it baby!

Mark, After thousands of hours of watching comedians online, you are on another level. No one else is even close. Probably because you are autistic. Love, Joe

😂😂😂 i love it when mark gets a pop from everyone in the room😂😂 especially those out of camera like enny from YMH

The last clip!!!😂 what a great finish of a great video. Bravo my friend. Bravo!👏

LMFAO the fart at the end got me. I saw Mark here in Toronto last year and it was incredible

@nickbeattie3077

Жыл бұрын

Felt like a child laughing at that and I don't even care lpl

@CAPonthat

Жыл бұрын

Did he fart at the show or something

Bro is the best at fitting it in right when it’s silent

Norm is invited to the barbecue 😂😂😂

Hes a little, “melted” 😅😅😂😂

The way he non chalantly rips ass in that last clip was the cherry on the top of some great great one liners

omg the last bit is straight up murder, proves how funny he is im dead

Bro every protect our parks episode he just throwes them out there its so funny😂 they could be talking about the most serious shit and Nordmann just throwes out the best one liners you’ve ever heard, i remember this one episode where they where talking about the devil and Nordmann just said out of the blue «Demon Wayans» it was so stupid but so funny

It was hearing Mark Normand's quips on Rogan, that made me seek out his special. The guy is lightning quick. He should definitely be getting booked on more panel comedy shows. Come to the uk mark you'd be huge!

Normand, keep these edits coming

Theos glasses go half way up his forehead HAHAHAHHA

"He is faking it, " 😂

Santino had Mark losing his words making him think he was a nazi haha 6:10

Hes got some great ones, "i do" with List is classic

Bert acting like he doesn't know what a hulk is lmao 🤣

Mark is a living legend. 👏

"TONY HAWKING" 😂😂😂😂😂

Normand and Nick Mullen, two greatest in the making.

Theo starting to blend in to the wall

"nah, she died"... laughing controllably

Shane's ewww is always hilarious lol

that little segment with Santino had me in stitches

10/10 punchlines just rolls out of this guy constantly.

that first woman has a huge gunt

@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_

Ай бұрын

FUPA

What a great way to start my day!

No but theos “hair wallet” made me choke on my food

>be me >at band rehearsal >singer farts into his mic >everyone laughs but me >why are you not laughing, anon? >cause it's going to be funnier when you have to sing in to that mic for the rest of the night

Normand is king!

12:18 i didnt expect that punchline at all

@juanpansuperchannel

Жыл бұрын

😢 so emotional

@joegreene7746

Жыл бұрын

Bro and also only one dude in the back notices he said she died at the end there

"I didn't know you were jewish" 😭😭😭

The Rogan one was the best! "Their just gays"🤣🤣🤣

that last clip was fucking insanity lmfao

Tony Hawking killed me

"tony hawking" was so good

1:06 😂 That was like a 4 punch combo

Late night summer night with a jaunt. This was great 🙏

Mark Normand: "Comedy" Me: "This guy gets it"

Everybody loves interviewing Mark Normand.. you know it’s gonna be straight… comedy

“You still talk to Pittsburgh girl?” “Nah she died” 💀😂

Mark normand, the guy you can never know is serious

He's so quick with it.

“Look it up there jewface” bruh 😂

12 minutes of one-liners… Holy Comedy!

Great ending 😂

I can’t look past that either 😂

"Hair wallet" is a hilarious term for a yamaka.

Is there a "Mark Normand farts on Podcasts for 75 hours" video that i haven't come across yet?

That fart killed me

Mark rule! So fast and funny.

Theo and Mark is a great combo

DID HE SAY PITTSBURG GIRL “nah she died” 😂😂😂😂😂

“Pittsburgh girl”…lmao that’s totally what they do

This comp is lunch, Jerry!

Normand is becoming my favourite comic

“No she died” wtf 😂