1171 children? Imagine their birthdays And imagine the wedding anniversaries

@crystalrupert8525

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine how many grandchildren

@omarnasrahmed1403

5 жыл бұрын

the poor woman giving birth to them

@AnimeLover-zt4ho

5 жыл бұрын

He has 3 birthdays everysingle day of the year if not more😂😂

@crystalrupert8525

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnimeLover-zt4ho I did not know that. Imagine all the gifts he has to buy

@crystalrupert8525

5 жыл бұрын

@@uZxro you are right though but he could if he wanted

Did anyone else notice that this video didn't actually answer the question?

@user-rk7gv9fs3o

5 жыл бұрын

LOL Same

@nehabiswas9592

5 жыл бұрын

In the whole video I was searching that only..

@kostam.1113

5 жыл бұрын

@@sonoftheway3528 That number is theoretically almost infinite.

@erichalim

5 жыл бұрын

@@sonoftheway3528 or in modern world man just need to cum his sperm once then we inject those millions of sperms cell into millions of women

@sonoftheway3528

5 жыл бұрын

+kosta m. no because no man is immortal (yet at least). +eric halim it would be too much work so separate each sperm cell and impregnate them. but, you could still split up each "load" into a bunch of smaller ones etc. my scenerio took into account the man also having a life, instead of just being a sperm machine.

Son: "Dad, may I ask for money?" Dad: "Yes, but who are you?" Son: "I'm number 123"

@Name_760

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@missarohi1544

5 жыл бұрын

iukjmkokmkjlijjjj1jajhahshshàhay1uyhzysu1884658789ploc yylblkuhuu8990pplĺĺllĺl

@rakinrahman890

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@yoshi_drinks_tea

5 жыл бұрын

Kid: Hey, dad! Dad: Who are you and why are you calling me dad? Kid: Wtf?! You don’t know me? You must be drunk because i’m obviously your 1036th kid.

@diellzaemini9148

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha

And I thought growing up with five brothers was a curse

@Name_760

5 жыл бұрын

I thought three Bros and a sis was bad :(

@divinity2762

5 жыл бұрын

@@Name_760 I thought one brother is a curse.

@libriansana8562

4 жыл бұрын

Dead XD

@yurimessiah

4 жыл бұрын

Just having 2 is a curse tbh

@aziz00181

3 жыл бұрын

Hhhhhhh

None, because I can't reproduce without a partner, which I can't have

@youdroppedsomething4334

5 жыл бұрын

*sneeze* sad *sneeze*

@nanyabiznus4738

5 жыл бұрын

AACOO lonely AACOO

@ansonhu8795

5 жыл бұрын

Check My Playlist I got a ad with Danny devito with it when I watched this. Coincidence? I think not

@APAstronaut333

5 жыл бұрын

You can read classical literature.

@marcpabel4768

5 жыл бұрын

@@APAstronaut333 Loool XD

Child: Hey dad... Give me allowance. Father: errrrrr....excuse me, but who are you?

@DanZhukovin

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao how about I suspend your allowance for this period because of the rude way that you asked me!?

@ruuoxi

5 жыл бұрын

i am number 571..

@brynjun

5 жыл бұрын

@@ruuoxi lol hahahahah

@pikachu5353

5 жыл бұрын

Im 793

@hyvn-km9vo

5 жыл бұрын

I am 897

Son: *introduces fiancé to Father* Dad: "You can't marry her boy, that's your sister!" Son: 😲

@19EHF

4 жыл бұрын

House lannister approves

@mauratlantean3002

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

@annadrew4

3 жыл бұрын

That really happened.I know many stories about the love of two people who didn't know that they are half-siblings.

@lanny3204

3 жыл бұрын

@@annadrew4 yeah no shit a year ago I found out my boyfriend was my third cousin, we met at a family dinner.

@annadrew4

3 жыл бұрын

@@lanny3204 OMG!That's crazy!

"Dad how did u meet my mom?". king: *Uh! ummmmm What's your mama's name again??*

@maggie1000

5 жыл бұрын

Nice Guy I mean he probably didn’t even know half their names

@taetaebangtan6269

4 жыл бұрын

Nice Guy lmao

@iamzanccazucci3352

4 жыл бұрын

r/whooosh

@theannouncer5538

4 жыл бұрын

I just assumed that was due to birth not being a fun event

@mt1910

3 жыл бұрын

@@witchking008 nice

so I guess almost 1% of the population is connected with him

@sarakaye4185

5 жыл бұрын

100k Subs No Vids more like 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

@smeef2757

5 жыл бұрын

@@sarakaye4185 If I'm right, seven billion has 9 zeros, right? So divide approximately 1000 by 7000000000 that's about 1% so the original commenter is right

@smeef2757

5 жыл бұрын

@AHGASE ONCE SUKIJU FOREVER For percentages it's the other way around, you divide the lower number by the bigger number. So 1000 divided by 7 billion is about 1%

@smeef2757

5 жыл бұрын

@AHGASE ONCE SUKIJU FOREVER I used different types of calculators and got the same answer each time. So I would like to think that's the correct answer.

@minhvannguyen9670

5 жыл бұрын

@@smeef2757 what kinds of calculator did you use? :)))) 1% is 1/100 while 1000 divided by 7 billion is 1/7000000 and that is far from even close to 1% :)))

Imagine being the youngest of 1171...the hand-me-downs though...scary

@therevolutionary3536

5 жыл бұрын

You’re bound to get some good shit especially when you’re in an imperial family like they were

@oliviacottrell5414

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being the middle child

@taofeeqah3591

5 жыл бұрын

Yep want.an iPhone? Here's a brick from the first child

@caroleautomobile2511

5 жыл бұрын

Love the pfp

@loneshadow0844

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being the first one out of 1171

There are only 365 days in a year it means that some of his children has the same birthdays...

@gamershellyshelly8171

3 жыл бұрын

GradhGaming not some but ALLL LOL

@aspenpawarts9333

3 жыл бұрын

They could all have the same birthday- they don’t but it’s theoretically possible

@zeronixata4545

3 жыл бұрын

Every day there's a birthday

@alielhajj7769

3 жыл бұрын

So everyday they had about 3 birthdays

@qoukkari

3 жыл бұрын

i have only a brother and we have the same birthday lmao only 3 years apart

Oh no my wife is coming today from Germany where can I hide all my 370 kids?

@ishthefish9006

4 жыл бұрын

@Alyssa Xu in the mongol empire women divorced alot and other empires as well the men would appoint females to certain high positions.

@KawaiiKatelynUnicorn

4 жыл бұрын

Under your bed

@arnavjain2742

3 жыл бұрын

@Leo Caducoy his kids are still alive tho

@kalvon

3 жыл бұрын

Just say these kids are from local citizens kids, and as a good king, you help to raised them but as a payment, they have to be a soldier when their grown ups, how bout that? do you think that's working?

@nandanahkumar1374

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

he never once wasted his seed

@boombam9611

5 жыл бұрын

itsdaaria you had 669 likes ,now I have ruined it

@c0c0nutbeans

5 жыл бұрын

put it in a jar

@l2iKY

5 жыл бұрын

Coconut Beans 911 likes

@boombam9611

5 жыл бұрын

Not anymore pal

@daarmonet

5 жыл бұрын

@SupremeChippy I'm 20 and imma bio major going into the work of an obgyn as it just so happens so you got the wrong one have a good day :)

Teacher:So how many siblings do you have ? Kid: about 1171 siblings.

@LincMinecrafter

5 жыл бұрын

Teacher: •~• *what*

@maldino2917

5 жыл бұрын

1170

@saaraguhar1234

5 жыл бұрын

@@maldino2917 teacher: *faints*

@Zak-ob5ze

4 жыл бұрын

1170, you cant be your own sibling

@oofmeh3520

4 жыл бұрын

1170* :)

*brings a cake* kid 1: yay! cake! dude: no no, you have to share with your 1170 siblings first

@Somebody-qd8be

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone’s is going to get like an atom of cake but cake is still cake

@oshaderp7138

5 жыл бұрын

But, but... THAT'S MY CAKE

@petrakurnia6772

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a communist propaganda but okay

@amaragloballabels3689

4 жыл бұрын

@Grace Sung En Tang The 1171 siblings: wait, why can't i see my cake?

@amaragloballabels3689

4 жыл бұрын

@Grace Sung En Tang Dad: because you all have to share, so you get a millimeter back 1171 kids: s i g h s

I'm just thinking about the amount accidental incest over the millennias.

@Noone-fr7xf

5 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@theresewilliams7232

5 жыл бұрын

I think it was normal back then

@Noone-fr7xf

5 жыл бұрын

@@theresewilliams7232 Hmm You don't say so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Cicada-oo7ti

5 жыл бұрын

A man of culture

@delano6572

3 жыл бұрын

@Mint Tea ?wdym

Imagine paying child support for 1171 kids ! 😂

@blazian298

5 жыл бұрын

@Donald Trump r/wooosh

@callumbatten3491

5 жыл бұрын

@Donald Trump r/woosh

@knah1571

5 жыл бұрын

The Causal I thought donald trump will neverget wooosh ed

@ahm3dyusuf737

5 жыл бұрын

Bankrupt

@User95583

5 жыл бұрын

Look at all these normies thinking they’re from Reddit but don’t think that it’s r/Wooooosh with 5Os

Inmagine having 1170 younger or older siblings (edit: thank you for the likes)

@jennyoyster5054

5 жыл бұрын

Harry potter/malfoy That’s crazy, lol....

@itzelap4200

5 жыл бұрын

Harry potter/malfoy Voldemort would of made an army of death eaters with your siblings Malfoy

@leeb568

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being the middle child in that family!

@evanothahamidjojo2835

5 жыл бұрын

1170 satan

@chopppper

5 жыл бұрын

It’s slept “Having” not “ Haveing”

The last sibling out of the 1171 waiting for his turn to sit at the throne- Human life span- dont even think about that

@No-hw7mb

3 жыл бұрын

I think at that time only the eldest brother was the heir

@hmmm3210

3 жыл бұрын

Plus only legitimate children had a claim probably

@tea_books728

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if there were like 1627 girls before the first boy, and back then they just went straight to the boy. I would be pissed if I was one of the girls lol

It would be a birthday everyday Not just for one child either

@jedijournal9159

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah at least three.

@Ib1.08

3 жыл бұрын

@@jedijournal9159 not atleast its completely by chance

Imagine the thanksgiving his family has. EDIT: For all the sensitive folk out there, "his family would have"

@shohamdas

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah because only America exists

@clickmaster3692

5 жыл бұрын

@@shohamdas don't start.

@adikeys405keys8

5 жыл бұрын

christmas

@MarcDoesNotKnow

5 жыл бұрын

100 turkeys. 112 bowls of gravy. A MILLION SCOOPS OF MASHED POTATERS.

@itsourtubenow9729

5 жыл бұрын

Are you that ignorant? Thanks giving isn’t celebrated in other parts of the world

*This is how to create an army*

@gaurikhachane1503

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😁😁

@myst1c164

5 жыл бұрын

Inbred army

@metallhak

5 жыл бұрын

That was his goal to spread influence in Marrakech and other areas in Morocco

@subscribetoinstantlydie7939

5 жыл бұрын

ThRiVe how is it inbred?

@bluberrii475

5 жыл бұрын

Haha hi

1:19 “Given birth to 69 children” *You have achieved greatness*

@nerogrove6491

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, I have been searching this comment XD

@kushpatel1313

3 жыл бұрын

No, you have achieved the highest level of stupidity

@ae-sk9lq

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@michellewest6929

3 жыл бұрын

@@kushpatel1313 I’m sorry you can’t take jokes.

@damianwjm

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

Imagine being the oldest child seeing a new sibling every week And how do you even come up with 1171 different names

@J37182

4 жыл бұрын

Just name them child 1-1171 lol

@oofmeh3520

4 жыл бұрын

Names in every language!

@_.najlaa._4848

4 жыл бұрын

just add jr lol (ex: one kid name is jackson the other is jackson jr)

@Lut28

4 жыл бұрын

dad: guess who's gonna be a big brother/sister? eldest child: oh not again

@thesimplifestyle2022

4 жыл бұрын

U don’t

I'm glad condoms were invented.

@suganthisivakumar3564

5 жыл бұрын

Haha! 😅

@sarahkantor3853

5 жыл бұрын

Whole Food Plant-Based Man or you could just pull up

@user-mw2eh9is3v

5 жыл бұрын

People sadly still don’t use em 🤦🏻‍♀️

@1ekah738

5 жыл бұрын

But they work 97% of the time-

@biorn1255

5 жыл бұрын

You are a food plant based man... Why do you care???

Be careful, you could be texting your 100th cousin on tinder

@zerocross9509

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@solar0wind

3 жыл бұрын

According to what I've heard we all are on average 17th cousins/aunts/uncles. So yeah, obviously we're all related or we wouldn't be the same species, I mean technically we're distantly related to every form of life on earth, but most people are more closely related then many people would think. Which makes racism even more stupid. If policemen in the US shoot an African American guy because of racism they killed a person who's most likely a less than 20th cousin.

@rishi_1003

3 жыл бұрын

@@solar0wind I mean we have to have descendended from a single person at some time in the past, so technically we are all a big family, which is kinda wholesome. Wish people stopped hurting each other and considered themselves a family instead, despite of the genetics becoming varied over the many centuries..

@solar0wind

3 жыл бұрын

@@rishi_1003 As far as I know there wasn't really a first human. It was more like the species before us slowly changed over time, and those members who didn't have the new adaptations died out, but yes, there are probably really few early humans that we all can trace our lineage to. Not just the mitochondrial Eve and the y-chromosomal Adam. Also, even though we might look different our genetics is actually pretty similar. Since humans nearly died out several times, there is almost no genetic variation in our species in comparison to most other species. Just the variation we do have mostly makes us look different, even though apart from a few traits we aren't. But apart from that I totally agree!

@rishi_1003

3 жыл бұрын

@@solar0wind I'm not religious so I don't think Adam and Eve matter all that much but I believe that there were initially only a few apes who actually gave birth to actual intelligent beings, who further progressed the next generation of apes, the more evolves ones. But yeah, my main point is that humans are a big family, discord is very unsightly and should be avoided

When the kid says he's gonna call his brothers on you and he brings an army.

@1eV

3 жыл бұрын

XD

Imagine being the oldest out of these 1171 kids “Oh you’re the oldest! How many little siblings do you have?” “1170” “... what?”

@zorab3796

5 жыл бұрын

Maryam Tina the oldest is the next king

@sindigwebu8270

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture😂😂😂😂

@cyncir

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the oldest surviving one, imagine all that competition -._-.

@Hashashin_420

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like 1170 free labourers to me

@cyncir

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hashashin_420 Sign me up

When your entire school is your siblings

@thetreacherous7020

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@Senalbedo

3 жыл бұрын

@horngry I doubt that

@MP-cv6if

3 жыл бұрын

@horngry nah Bullying will exist as long as people do

@bladeoftheruinedking2543

3 жыл бұрын

@@MP-cv6if fo

@bladeoftheruinedking2543

3 жыл бұрын

No girlfriend for u

Do they remember all of his children names?

@welsonliong8607

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think they have name

@AJJJJJJJJJJJJ

5 жыл бұрын

its not hard remembering 1,100+ names....

@MarcDoesNotKnow

5 жыл бұрын

Im just imagining them having names like A,B, C then so on until it reaches Z, after z it starts with AA, AB, AC xD

@kodokmager

5 жыл бұрын

or maybe just number 1 2 3 4 5 and they had nametag

@PineappledoesnotbelongonPizza2

5 жыл бұрын

@@kodokmager 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!

1 Father +4 wives + 500 Mistresses = 1171 kids. 1171 kids + life partners = 2342 people . 1171 kids have 2 kids each = 2342 kids . 2342 kids have life partners = 4684 people . So the father has : 4 wives , 500 mistresses , 1171 kids , 1171 sons and daughters in law , 2342 grand children , 2342 grand sons and daughters in law . If we put this together we will have a population of 7531 people. Wow you are still reading this.

@UntitledChannel1602

7 күн бұрын

Thats more than 10 times the amount of people in vatican city Bro's family is an army

Could you imagine doing a family tree? "Ma'am I need about 6 months to do my family tree." " Devon stop making up excuses, you just don't want to do the project. " "No Miss, I have 1170 siblings who all have different moms so it will take a while."

@lovemetilliammeagain4452

3 жыл бұрын

I thought same... lmfao

@kennedylehane6562

3 жыл бұрын

*who

@emaleesearles3112

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennedylehane6562 omg thanks! I totally missed that

What? Wait! is that Michael Jackson at 0:53?

@homer_val

5 жыл бұрын

*In Michael Jackson voice *Yee hee*

@sanakris22

5 жыл бұрын

That kid is not my son.

@brokenteletooby106

5 жыл бұрын

Basicly

@rockythepiratequeen

5 жыл бұрын

Yes... yes it is

@Chelsea-dq9og

5 жыл бұрын

lol

The official record for number of children born to one mother is 69.

@LiveYourLifeWithJoy

5 жыл бұрын

How? Source?

@jacksparrow-kj2qq

5 жыл бұрын

xmr7 pt95 dumb ass

@DoctorCatYT

5 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Fayecolavecchio

5 жыл бұрын

xmr7 pt95 You are dumb men don’t have to give birth so that’s why women can have less

@gussionholyblade4337

5 жыл бұрын

Dont like this comment , it already has 69 liked

*Thanos Wants To Know Your Location*

@vivek27789

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@letsgetround1346

3 жыл бұрын

oof

@iaminevitable8102

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I think he was right

@dear_imran

2 жыл бұрын

Why this name is following me like curse😭

Teacher: How much siblings do you have? Student: *Over 900.*

@caffeinatedx

4 жыл бұрын

Why is this over 9000 times underrated?

@AnthonyDoesYouTube

3 жыл бұрын

😂😭😔

@LunaBari

3 жыл бұрын

How many sounds better in this context

@alanmawson2187

Жыл бұрын

@@LunaBari true LOL

*Thanos Would Like To Know Your Location*

@Dr.W.D.Gaster

5 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference.

@issmoh5523

5 жыл бұрын

U're fbi you are supposed to know it

@shaunhuang9199

5 жыл бұрын

Snap... thanks mod now knows our location

@shyasaturtle

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lightyagami2978

5 жыл бұрын

He could just kill them and maintain the balance!

That's why Condoms are made.

@kaeso101

5 жыл бұрын

Truuuuuuuuueeeee

@mariobros4648

5 жыл бұрын

And still some teens fail to use it

@yogurljane557

5 жыл бұрын

Yas

@thegayestgoth

5 жыл бұрын

@@mariobros4648 nah homie its grown ass men and women. Young people use contraception. Also many aren't having secks at all. Youre quoting the 90s kid

@liksoonlo

5 жыл бұрын

No shit, Sherlock.

I wish people would only have three kids as the limit... There's already like 80 million orphans worldwide. ☹️ I know family that has eight and they can barely afford them. 😑

@rhyfelwrDuw

3 жыл бұрын

I have 3 friends with 10 children each and another person I knew years ago, was on her 14th - I've got 2 and that's plenty!

@umarabdaziz760

3 жыл бұрын

The societal drive is that the poorer you are, the more likely you'll want the have more children. That way it is more probable that the kids will grow up and collectively able to support you in old age.

@sayantansaha1976

3 жыл бұрын

3 is too much.

@donjosue1000

3 жыл бұрын

It's not if u have money

@adelinatimercan5183

3 жыл бұрын

@@umarabdaziz760 That, and I'm pretty sure another reason is because if you have multiple children in an area with lower survival rates, the family will have more chances of continuing the family, instead of having three kids which later die as children.

Almost everyday would be a Birthday celebration at home 😄

@Nalrus_The_Walrus

5 жыл бұрын

There's 365 days in the year. EVERYDAY is a birthday and for MULTIPLE kids at that. Lol

@oofmeh3520

4 жыл бұрын

True but it would cost alot

@Cleeon

3 жыл бұрын

Relax, he is a king

@videogames1926

3 жыл бұрын

Good strategy to lead a happy life :)

@souderyabbas3732

2 жыл бұрын

they don't do the celebration

Child: Dad, I need $100000 for a project at school. Dad: Sure here you go. Child: Thank you dad (walks away)🥳Yes I tricked the old man into believing I’m his child, Now I’m gonna buy lots of things!

@user-mn3tr7zr3p

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@aprilflowers9214

5 жыл бұрын

Yas

@rsg282

5 жыл бұрын

This is the cringiest comment I've ever seen.

@vita3646

5 жыл бұрын

@@rsg282 yeah

@shutupidiot16yearsago79

5 жыл бұрын

@@rsg282 agree

These dude must have STD’s and/or STI’s for daaaaaays

@ayushkumar-bg1xf

5 жыл бұрын

STD don't happens by having a lot of sex with different known ppl . If that was true every women of western hemisphere would have std . As average number of sex partner a woman have in new Zealand is 22 , Australia is 20 ,western Europe has 19 during their entire lifetime

@itzelmontalvo6645

5 жыл бұрын

Is Taehyung middle fingering them🤣

@NoizuWilhelm

5 жыл бұрын

@@ayushkumar-bg1xf They don't have STD's because we, in modern times, have PROTECTION. We have condoms while people in those dude's times didn't. Even if they did, they obviously weren't used because they all have hundreds of kids by hundreds of women. So, my point still stands.

@NoizuWilhelm

5 жыл бұрын

@@itzelmontalvo6645 Yup XD

@ayushkumar-bg1xf

5 жыл бұрын

@@NoizuWilhelm he was a king and all girls he had were mostly virgin and too young .There was negligible chance of teens having STDs in those days as girls in those days at such early age didn't had any sex partner . He was safe just because he had best teen girls of the land with no sex experience

Imagine being the first born😱 You're in charge of over a thousand siblings

@Miki_big_red_machine

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

This guys was like : " lemme build an ethnicity from scratch "

*don’t be silly, wrap your willy*

@edvinisgaming3509

5 жыл бұрын

you could not do that in old times

@grammarpolice2714

5 жыл бұрын

How could they wrap their.... willies, in those old times?

@edvinisgaming3509

5 жыл бұрын

@@grammarpolice2714 copying me

@user-lp4mw9pc8e

5 жыл бұрын

Yo mama don’t be a punk, hide your junk

@oofmeh3520

4 жыл бұрын

@@grammarpolice2714 They put paper on their d- i mean willys

As if one kid wasn't nightmarish enough

@BooperBeanV3

5 жыл бұрын

@Jake L fixed it

@melanieortiz712

5 жыл бұрын

You assume these men took care of these kids. These guys were rapists and dead beats.

@justonetime6179

5 жыл бұрын

Melanie Ortiz no they weren't deadbeats. Women have male relatives. No random man is raping a woman in those days and her male relatives say nothing. It wasn't normal to have out of wedlock babies. Rapist either married her or was killed... that's the olden days.

@OrangeMilkBlossom

5 жыл бұрын

Who said that these men actually looked after them....?

@OrangeMilkBlossom

5 жыл бұрын

@@justonetime6179 it depends on how powerful the man was. If he was a powerful leader like these guys, there was essentially nothing the girls' families could do...

1:20 Me: God, childbirth is so excruciatingly painful, how do women do it? So many even die in the process Her: 69 kids in 27 pregnancies Me: I-

@user-gc8zt4bz1d

3 жыл бұрын

Sis lived her whole life pregnant wow

@trollinape2697

2 жыл бұрын

27 × 9 = 253 months of being pregnant

@Hossam_Ahmed_

2 жыл бұрын

@@trollinape2697 In fact that also means she was getting twins more the one in the most of the 27 time

@trollinape2697

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hossam_Ahmed_ probably

Imagine hearing screaming all day

@lovemetilliammeagain4452

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@abdulmoid267

3 жыл бұрын

Of children , right?

@mangaladbhonepyae2645

2 жыл бұрын

@@abdulmoid267 oh shit! u make me feel so naughty,dude

imagine having that many kids now? the amount you would would be paying for child support you would have to pay, whew chile

@Jobe-13

5 жыл бұрын

Ashliianaa At least you’d leave quite a legacy.

@ishthefish9006

4 жыл бұрын

Its all about leaving genes

Imagine if somebody asked them do you have a cousin?

@azizabdiwali3364

5 жыл бұрын

Haha this is an underrated comment

@megan_lol65

5 жыл бұрын

Your comment needs more likes lel

@ahm3dyusuf737

5 жыл бұрын

About a 1000

My grandparents had 12 children. My mother is the youngest. When my mother was born, my grandmother was 48 and their first born; my eldest aunt was already married and had a 3.5 year old child. My eldest cousin from my mother's side is older than my mother. My grandparents from my father's side had 8 children and my father was also the youngest among his siblings. His eldest nephew is older than my mother. One-third of my nephews and nieces are already married, I am grandfather to many children and some of them are nearly as old as me 🤣🤣🤣

@SpiritsAndDemons

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my lmao 🤣

@AnjaliD-nb7cr

10 ай бұрын

Haha

Child: "father i finally able to meet you" Him : "i don't even know who you are"

69 children... is that where the number came from or a coincidence?

@kj6053

5 жыл бұрын

No, 69 is a sex position that looks like the number 69.

@dejecteddevin8050

5 жыл бұрын

Bonbon Bliss you know 69 comes from the sex position right

@lovemagicfantastic

5 жыл бұрын

@@dejecteddevin8050 still, it's sex

@adamgrgrg2950

5 жыл бұрын

@@lovemagicfantastic it's a position that's named 69 because the 2 involved parties are laying upside down relative to each other just like the numbers 6 and 9

@KateeAngel

5 жыл бұрын

If she had more 69s, she would not have 69 kids

Women can have more than 15, because my great aunt had 18 (no twins either)

@cheercoachtee3880

5 жыл бұрын

Bree Smith he said 15-30 children max

@okayok149

5 жыл бұрын

My grandma had 20🤷‍♀️

@felicidadesjk9857

5 жыл бұрын

My grandma has 16

@Moonshinexmoonshine

5 жыл бұрын

That Russian woman had 69

@mrcarrot155

5 жыл бұрын

It was an estimate

If you start at 13 ,and end at 55 ,and you did it 2 times (one at day ,and one at night) every day in December, and January with a different woman each time ,and there was no Abortions ,and each woman had 8 children from you. You can end up with 41,664 all of them with birthdays from May 2nd to December 30th .

When you have so many children you really just reach a point where it’s impossible to be fully involved in all of their lives. Many of the children that came from these men probably never even met their father. They literally just made humans for fun…. I’m saying this because the video’s preview photo shows one of the men holding babies as if they where actually involved. I just want people to be aware of that and not be misled, these men also hold records for the biggest deadbeats. 😬

@boxinabox6608

2 жыл бұрын

It's not like there were any expectations for them to be in their lives

@Nina-hl5qk

Жыл бұрын

He Killed people for fun. It is estimated he killed 30k people by his own hand. Including his own son. So much for fatherly involvement.

EDIT: OMG, THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES!!! Wow... Dad:"Peter, David, Elisibath, Patrick, Daniel, Jackie, Alena, Axel, Jake, Victoria, Sofia, (ETC) GET READY FOR SCHOOL!!" *looks at list of 3000 children* Mike: "HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?" Taylor: "YEAH FATHER, WHAT ABOUT ME TOO?" Vicky: "YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!!" Other Daniel: "MY NAME IS DANIEL TOO!!! YOU NAMED ME DANIEL!!!" Other 300 kids: "YEAH, WHICH ONE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??! THAT'S MY NAME TOO!!!" Joji: "YOU FORGOT MY NAME ON THE LIST!!!!" Other 1992 kids: "YOU FORGOT MY NAME!!!!!!" Dad: "I'M SO SORRY!!!!! NOW, WHETHER I SAID YOUR NAME OR NOT, GET READY FOR SCHOOl!!!" -Later that day- Dad: "BEDTIME!!!!!!!!" Victoria: "But daddy... I want water... I'm thirsty.." Mike: "ME TOO!!!" Alena: "SAME" Vicky: "ME TOO!!!" Other 2996 kids: "SAME HERE", "ME TOO", "ME!!", "I WANT WATER"!!! Dad: "MAKE A LINE IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!! DON'T BE LONG!!!!" --5 hours later after the line ended, they went to sleep-- Joel: **Turns on nightlight** Jimmy: "Turn it off... I can't sleep.." Joel: "NO, I AM SCARED OF THE BOOGEYMONSTER." Jimmy: "TURN IT OFF!!" Other 2998 kids: "STOP ARGUING WE CAN'T SLEEP!!" Jimmy: "NOT UNTIL HE TURNS IT OFF!!!! MY BED IS RIGHT NEXT TO HIS!!" Other 2998 kids: **Gets involved** Layla: "WELL, WE CAN'T SLEEP IF YOU BOTH KEEP ARGUING!!!!" Layla and 200 other kids: "DAD/FATHER/DADDY!!! JIMMY AND JOEL KEEP ARGUING RESOLVE IT!!!" --Rest of kids get into stupid arguement because they are tired and want to sleep-- Dad: "ALRIGHT, JOEL, THERE IS NO BOOGEYMONSTER!!!!!! TURN OFF THE LIGHT!!!!" Joel: "WHY ARE YOU STANDING UP FOR JIMMY!!???" Other 1000 kids: "YEAH, THAT ISN'T FAIR!!!!!" --All kids wake up and start fussing-- Dad: "SLEEP!!!!!!!!! NO MORE FIGHTING PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" --6 hours later-- Dad: **Sleeps on sofa** All kids: **Falls asleep** Dad: "Finally...." Dad: **Accidently wakes up Rose, one of the youngest** Dad: "WHOOPS!!" Rose: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Dad: "WAIT, I FORGET YOUR NAME!!!" Dad: **Tries to help her sleep** --A week later-- Dad: "OKAY, KIDS, WANNA GO SEE THE FOOTBALL GAME UP CLOSE? WE'LL BE PREPARING SOON TO GO!! GET READY!!!" 2999 other kids: **Gets ready** Vicky: "BUT DAD, I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!" Dad: "JUST GO ANYWAY, WE NEED TOO!!!" Vicky: "Fine... **Gets ready** --After they reach there-- Guard at football stadium: "What size family is coming, sir?" Dad: "3001, including me." Gaurd: "We can only hold 3005 people, which means that only 4 other people can join you.. So, you cannot come, sorry." Dad: "Oh well..." --6 years later when kids are teenagers-- Vicky: "DAD, I WANNA HAVE A PARTY!!!!" Leo: "CAN I BRING MY GIRLFRIEND HERE??" Nick: "I AM TIRED OF THIS PLACE!!!!" Victor: "UGH!!!" Taylor: "**** everything" Layla: **Smokes** --2567 kids do something simallar-- Dad: "NO, NO, AND I THOUGHT WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER IT WAS BAD ENOUGH!! WHAT HAVE MOST OF MY KIDS BECOME???!!!" Taylor: **CRIES** Dad: "WHAT'S WRONG??" Taylor: "I HATE YOU!!!!" Dad: "Oof." --20 years later-- Dad: "Finally, they're adults....Peace and quiet...." Dad: **Comes across around 6000 grandkids** Dad: "Oh.....my..... God...." Dad: **Comes across 3000 son/daughter in laws** ALL 3000 KIDS: "HI DAD, I JUST WANTED YOU TO MEET OUR FAMILIES!!!" Mike: "I HAVE TWINS!!!" Taylor: "I HAVE A OLDER DAUGHTER AND A YOUNGER DAUGHTER!!!" Daniel: "I HAVE A SON!!!" --2997 kids talk about their kids-- Mike: "MEET MY WIFE!!!" Layla: "THIS IS MY HUSBAND!!!" --2997 kids say the same thing-- Dad: "HAHA, NICE TO MEET YOU ALL!!!" All 6000 grandkids: "GRANDPA!!!!!!!!" **They all run at him for a hug** Dad: "Oh no... A ARMY!!!!!" Dad: **Faints** Dad: "Oh Gosh..." 3000 kids: "DAD, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, WE DECIDED TO LIVE WITH YOU!!!" Dad: "OOOOOOKAYYYYY........ I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

@vinny2ful

5 жыл бұрын

R U kidding me?

@induminisilva1312

5 жыл бұрын

I didnt even care to read this cuz it doesnt make sense

@kaam..

5 жыл бұрын

This was so irritating

@gamer21hits31

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@scarytextingstories954

5 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even bother reading this

How to have a child First, you need to have a girlfriend! *Cries at the corner*

@AkmalAzry

5 жыл бұрын

*child-bearer or a meat which can let the fetus suck a lot of its nutrient inside it until the fetus is big enough and ready to be defecated out through one of the hole that present in the meat

@randomclips4094

5 жыл бұрын

@@AkmalAzry tf?

@SeoW.Y

5 жыл бұрын

not a GIRLFRIEND but a wife !!! WIFE !!!

@_________________._._._._

5 жыл бұрын

AkmalAzry yeh you are not funny in any way just a dumb idiot seeking for attention I feel sorry for your family

@ezemachinenye3773

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Damn, that's more than my friends on Facebook...

Mr Waternoose: *Ill kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!* Ismail: Okay, Ill have some left

√-1.

@lepton_01

5 жыл бұрын

i

@b.quinchana

5 жыл бұрын

WHYYY MATH. NO MATH TODAYYYYYYY. NYOOOM.

@raz0229

5 жыл бұрын

@@b.quinchana You morons didn't get it! Do you?

@DeathRite

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao xD

@monstermushmush

5 жыл бұрын

i? I don't get it.

when you have many kids in a small area, inbreeding is kind of inevitable.

@dogluver2398

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I was going to say, this is precisely the shit that causes inbreeding. I realize there are other causes, but this kind of scenario practically guarantees it, and it would be happening by accident but at higher frequencies than that kind of thing normally happens. I mean, for those who father a bunch of children with a bunch of different women and are never around for those kids... it's not like those kids realize who their father is, or if they encounter half-siblings later in life and see them as potential partners, they don't realize they're related. *sigh*

@johnsontan345

5 жыл бұрын

@@dogluver2398 I mean, a bit of inbreeding is inevitable, we are all related to a common amcestor after all, evolutionarily speaking.

@crab5862

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnsontan345 My whole life is a lie...

@jacubtscorpio5084

5 жыл бұрын

Death, destroyer of worlds that is completely different than immediate inbreeding.. they all came from the same dick and sperm sack.. their not 3rd or 4th cousins their siblings..

@johnsontan345

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacubtscorpio5084 yeah i didnt mean sibling to sibling inbreeding, i just meant that humans as a species are always inbreeding at least a bit. Which is why i share more genes with you then say a chimpanzee.

Imagine one of their child was in class and their task was to write about all their siblings 😭

Person:So...u an only child? His child:Uhhh....well, no... P:older/younger siblings? HC:both.... P:How many? HC:1170.... **the person who asked him the question has died**

@Nalrus_The_Walrus

5 жыл бұрын

You could name one sibling a day, and it would take over 2 years to complete the family.

As much as you can get laid, which for me is none

@Ariel-oe6bk

5 жыл бұрын

Depressing

@VaporwaveSunset

5 жыл бұрын

Same here ;-;

@goldiful9439

5 жыл бұрын

r/imdepressed

*Child support * Dramatic music

absolutely no one: background: *babies crying

The video was nice, but they didn't give even an approximate number to the question on the title.

"Woman can have around 15 pregnancies in a life time" ... say that to Michelle Dugger

@rwhoosh1122

5 жыл бұрын

Charlotte Maguire 15-30 max

@catiechey1279

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, she had 17 pregnancies, even though she had 19 children. So that's not too far off from the estimate of 15

Well he is from my country and I can guarantee you that I hear many ppl saying that they are related to him lol

27 pregnancies, 69 children. that poor woman!

Hey, thanks for the video!

Jeez..I’m an only child. Can’t imagine having that many siblings...

@PikaPluff

5 жыл бұрын

vanillaacupcakes I don’t think anyone can but how is it being an only child?

@EEE-kg3vy

5 жыл бұрын

@@PikaPluff sucks

@DaMarshmellow

5 жыл бұрын

2pac shakur stfu

@notdessie

5 жыл бұрын

PikaPluff2040 It’s okay sometimes, but it’s actually really lonely. But most don’t feel that way. It’s really not that bad just for me I feel extremely lonely.

@saeranchoi3343

5 жыл бұрын

PikaPluff2040 Pros: - No siblings around to annoy you. - Thus more privacy. - You aren’t forced to share things. - No sibling rivalry. - Therefore it’s also more peaceful. - It’s definitely much less costly for parents. The more money you have, usually the better quality of life. Cons: - As vanillaacupcakes mentioned, it can get really lonely. Especially if you have few to no friends or your parents don’t pay much attention to you. - This one is really nothing, but it’s annoying when some people assume that you’re spoiled, yet think that you’re somehow unfortunate for not having any siblings. Not having siblings is the most natural thing for only children and it’s often weirder to think about the possibility of having any. It completely threw me off as a child when I realized at school that most people have siblings.

Wtf this guy is amazing,My parents cant even keep peace between me and my 2 other siblings and this guy can keep peace above 1171 children and hundreds of women.... Wow

@Nina-hl5qk

Жыл бұрын

Well he killed some of them .

This video kind of states a question and then just brings up a bunch of lesser examples rather than answering said question

Had to do the maths, if a man got someone pregnant every day for his entire adult life, he could have 19,700 children, that's the maximum I'd say.

@Libtardo123

3 жыл бұрын

I can handle 4 nuts a day comfortably

@villz1268

3 жыл бұрын

@@Libtardo123 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bugging

@Piku_gram

3 жыл бұрын

You do know that there's a menstruation cycle right?

@kitty79532

3 жыл бұрын

@Genghis Khan um women without menstruation won't get pregnant . You have to have a healthy menstrual cycle to have babies . It's pretty rare for women who don't menstruate to have the ability to bring a child full term

@abdulmoid267

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitty79532 he meant to pick a woman who's not on her periods

Thats bigger harem than in any anime

@grammarpolice2714

5 жыл бұрын

AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

@badmanthings

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine that was someones reality...

@Chowder12345able

5 жыл бұрын

@Vøtīøn If you mean learning Bengali makes you Bengali, then no. Learning a language doesn't mean you're from the same country. But do learn it (I am Bengali as well)

@Saad-ih3ys

5 жыл бұрын

@Proud Bangladeshi গর্বিত বাংলাদেশী That emperor is not arab, i'm from morocco, we are north africans, geographically and biologically we are not arabs, neither we do belong to the middle east or arabia neither we natively speak arabic

@kareemtheeb1478

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saad-ih3ys 😂😂😂 he is an Arab Don't lie about history.

_Back when birth control wasn't a thing_

@KateeAngel

5 жыл бұрын

It was, like calendar method and others, but most people did not use even that, cause of big child mortality

@littlegrey7532

5 жыл бұрын

There was still "pulling out" method

@ishthefish9006

4 жыл бұрын

@@littlegrey7532 pulling out was stupid back then. They wanted to maintain a dynasty so they has lots of kids for the future generation

Son:dad can i have ps5 Dad: oh yeah but you are on number 1056

Sooo the king said “Ight imma get some milk” 1171 times

Well... that's so many child support.

@bbyshaa-1892

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I'm living for your pfp!

@Quandaledingleberg

5 жыл бұрын

@@bbyshaa-1892 ikr

@artoruvidal2793

5 жыл бұрын

A king can afford that

Omg imagine being the youngest ...sad 😂😕😕😕😕☹☹☹

@oofmeh3520

4 жыл бұрын

Me if i had 1170 siblings : Atleast i will never bored, Atleast i have like 1170 bodyguards plus my other millions of moms :)

@ishthefish9006

4 жыл бұрын

@@oofmeh3520 millions of mom??

“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”

“Imagine having so many children, you could run a factory” kinda reminded me of The promised neverland

@iris3865

3 жыл бұрын

Lol promised never land is good

@holy_water

3 жыл бұрын

@@iris3865 not the second season though lmao

@iris3865

3 жыл бұрын

@@holy_water yeah… not enough plot and stuff and the op wasn’t as good as season 1 😔😩

Imagine buying Christmas presents to all those kids...

@jonathangiboy3370

5 жыл бұрын

That would be more than a million dollars

@heyitsmepatrick

5 жыл бұрын

He probably skips christmas 😂😂😂

@cayk9444

5 жыл бұрын

Something tells me he wasn't very active in their lives as he was too active making more babies

@dola204

5 жыл бұрын

@@heyitsmepatrick He is Muslim he don't even know what's that

Thanos would like to Know Your Address

tbh i think the only ones that the dad will remember is the oldest or the youngest child the rest will be forgotten

And still the burden of using contraceptives is still on women... Lol

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Who in modern times had 200 kids?!

Imagine getting an assignment to draw your family tree 😐

Interesting. God bless and have a wonderful day

I read that in one case, a fertility doctor used his own sperm instead of sperm donors. So technically, he fathered a lot of children. I don't recall how many.

@rizkyanandita8227

2 жыл бұрын

I read that case. I think there's even a documentary on it.

@shrekwithawillsmithface465

2 жыл бұрын

yeh that dutch one

1:13 - Mrs. Feodor Vassilyev lived in the 18th century, not the 19th century. She lived to be 76 years old and had 69 children between 1725 and 1765.

0:00 This brings a whole new meaning to "Family owned and operated"

Man: *has 1,171 kids* Me: Thank you for you're controbution to the earth

@k.9844

3 жыл бұрын

@Sanghi cheems how is that a degradation?

@k.9844

3 жыл бұрын

@Sanghi cheems I don't really think it matters who the parents are. There is still going to be 1,171 kids. But, that's just my opinion.

"They were one of the most rutheless men" I guess also rutheless in bed.

@mkb4289

5 жыл бұрын

oh yes, unfortunately this ruthlessness still exists in today's world

@jacobthompson6265

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch.

@shadowsans4647

5 жыл бұрын

Im frickin DYING from this, omfg!

@Neverseenstars

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah some of it was probably rape.

@asiansoysauce

5 жыл бұрын

A beast on the bed *insert lenny face*

1171 dalmations

Wow im a Moroccan but I didn’t know that. Thanks you.

imagine the conversation at the family gathering 😂