“Hey what’s this Japanese tattoo say?” “Uh...soybean mash.”

@brodyburns9864

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@ZaxTheAl1en

3 жыл бұрын

No it says loli pop

@lotionman1507

3 жыл бұрын

@Whiteface IMSCARED idk about tattoos, but they have shirts and signs with broken engrish.

@1994CivicGLi

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZaxTheAl1en wait you turned female kids into soda?

@Koalalari

3 жыл бұрын

@Whiteface IMSCARED Tattoos are generally taboo in Japan. They're associated with gangs and organized crime. The closest equivalent you'll probably see would be clothing with broken English.

I love how for captions the secret ingredient is translated to “[music]”

@Astrix_Jaeger

3 жыл бұрын

I love how for captions the secret ingredient is translated to "[music]"

@SaoirseVisceral

3 жыл бұрын

I love how for captions the secret ingredient is translated to "[music]"

@squakdjemcjd5566

3 жыл бұрын

I love how for captions the secret ingredient is translated to “[music]”

@AnomalyBreach

3 жыл бұрын

I love how for captions the secret ingredient is translated to "[music]"

@aloe_thera

3 жыл бұрын

I love how for captions the secret ingredient is translated to [music]

"The black flakes in the mixture are unexplainable, but are left for flavor."

@roccodonato4120

3 жыл бұрын

Did you miss the loogie spit part? Lol

@unoriginalperson72

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna know what that stuff is because that probably isn't sanitary

@adamburditt3941

3 жыл бұрын

@@unoriginalperson72 its char from the barrel

@GaldirEonai

3 жыл бұрын

That particular company's gimmick is that they age their sauce in smoked barrels, giving an added flavor to it. It's not something you'd see in traditional soy sauce.

@Ignorethis12345

3 жыл бұрын

@@GaldirEonai Is their other gimmick using gloves only 50% of the time and not even using sanitary ones? Seems like a good practice all around.

“All of this is blended together, creating a lolicon, the Japanese word for soybean mash.” Lord only know when someone is going to believe that and call soy sauce the product of Lolicons.

@tanktalesans

2 жыл бұрын

Actually based on the Japanese animated documentary Shouju Ramune, the product of a lolicon is actually not soy sauce, but yogurt.

@S3xyDumpster

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanktalesans Special yogurt indeed

@TheLightningStalker

2 жыл бұрын

Those are boy seans, not soy beans.

@Fedico7000

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanktalesans NOOO!!! 😂 oh god no!

@petorasuke

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanktalesans yes

A man watched a whole video about how soy sauce is made. This is what happened to his brain.

@sinandcyanide7505

3 жыл бұрын

Soy saucemia!

@obombaclot8086

3 жыл бұрын

@@sinandcyanide7505 yes soy sausemia, soy sauce present in blood

@6LeXXX

3 жыл бұрын

Be careful this may cause hypo brain activity, "hypo" meaning low...

@dezhocob

3 жыл бұрын

A man saw a chubbyemu reference in the comment section of random video, this is how he developed ligma.

@frostytheiceberg1127

3 жыл бұрын

@@dezhocob ligma popsicle. seriously, i have too many, and they're all grape. please help. *they're all grape*

Wait, did they just create liquid black? I'm going to use my soy sauce to make some soda, brb.

@blaketheflake2737

3 жыл бұрын

NO DONT

@tssteelx

3 жыл бұрын

Ah. Atlasest your not turning spaghetti and meatballs into a soda.

@natesparrow6271

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god, it’s been 5 hours you still alive out there?

@docxy7331

3 жыл бұрын

Dont do that it makes mustard gas

@alexs6746

3 жыл бұрын

Are you going to use a filling machine to fill the bottle?

imagine a teacher accidentally showing this to class because she just chose it randomly out of procrastination and refused to watch it althroughout.

@sixstringedthing

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine what happens to the teacher when the class goes and googles "Lolicon" afterwards.

@OffGridInvestor

3 жыл бұрын

You CAN BET one with a hangover will ACTUALLY DO this. Or one coming back from quarantine and not having anything organised.

@SylviaRustyFae

2 жыл бұрын

Or worse... Imagine a national level major news site showin it to all its boomer fans cuz they just chose it randomly and refused to watch it althroughout!

@ThatOneBitch69

2 жыл бұрын

I have seen this comment on almost every video of his.

"Then, it's time to pack up Big Ken's lunch for the day." I am deceased. 💀

@nuxx1876

2 жыл бұрын

Every day, Big Ken eats over 11 pounds of elephant diarrhe- soy sauce. Soy sauce.

@redmist6630

2 жыл бұрын

get well soon

@serixskylark

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no! Have you made any plans as to where you will be buried?

@Quesoquantum

2 жыл бұрын

@@redmist6630 yeah

@absolutebob8212

Жыл бұрын

@@redmist6630 thank you, it's gonna be a long road to recovery after that one.

3:04 that's right, a kilogram of soy sauce is heavier than a kilogram of air

@doktorwyvern2883

3 жыл бұрын

But ther both a keelogram

@mohnomoosik

3 жыл бұрын

Ah don't get et

@whatzittooya9012

3 жыл бұрын

@@doktorwyvern2883 But steel's heaviah than feathahs.

@Apollo-tj1vm

3 жыл бұрын

@@RAGNES7 That's the joke.

@Aditya-wg3lp

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P BENNY HARVEY

Finally. The juice of my homeland.

@atomicgummygod9232

3 жыл бұрын

Whaa? soy isn’t a place. I’m from Sauce, bro.

@agentofashcroft

3 жыл бұрын

@@atomicgummygod9232 Sauce juice

@zachatck6567

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Soy Sauce

@HAli7

3 жыл бұрын

@@atomicgummygod9232 so "soy" is a place in "Sauce?"

@atomicgummygod9232

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s this little town, west of Horseradish, south of Worcestershire.

My dad overheard “a lugie is added” and didn’t realize this was not the real how it’s made, he said “a what!?” And I couldn’t stop laughing, it hurt

0:20 "At this Soy Sauce factory, they make sauce out of soy." words to live by

I may not be the expert that is Huggbees, but that looked like a filling machine, not a rinsing machine

@HAli7

3 жыл бұрын

I REPEAT FILLING MACHINES ARE NOT THE SAME AS RINSING MACHINES!!!!!!!

@Maliaiz2fab4u

3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure? I thought it was a rinsing machine...

@bosslady01km

3 жыл бұрын

I saw a crushing machine..not a squashing machine.

@dezhocob

3 жыл бұрын

Keen eye, that is a filling machine.

@yeahyeahyeah688

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously you're not because that's clearly a rinsing machine

"After 12 long years of fermentation... it looks like shit"

@trunghieutran4202

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@memebro8703

3 жыл бұрын

Fallout frontier, Cyberpunk etc. Good things don’t come to those who wait.

@demon_xd_

2 жыл бұрын

**current generation’s situation progression* moment*

"And it looks like shit." Bro that killed me😂😂😂

@roman_om3n

2 жыл бұрын

Elephant diarrhoea 🤣

You've got a good point with the bottling! It would be SO inconvenient to walk around with handfuls of soy sauce, especially when you are a big soy sauce consumer!

@ob2kenobi388

2 жыл бұрын

Only a proper rinsing-I mean, _filling machine_-could give us this convenience!

@TinyDeskEngineer

Жыл бұрын

I primarily consume soy sauce via osmosis, so having it in my hands is actually one of the most convenient ways to consume it.

A lolicon, the most respected product. People send their children to be cleansed by lolicons.

@cherrycordiaI

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna be sick.

@conspicuoussam

3 жыл бұрын

And get groomed too! Lolicons really do more than we expected.

@number1sleeper925

3 жыл бұрын

@@conspicuoussam The saintly people we don't deserve but need. God bless lolicons.

@Garwinium

3 жыл бұрын

*"F.B.I OPEN UP!"*

@alexs6746

3 жыл бұрын

@@Garwinium don’t worry they have to age for at least 500 years

Ah yes, the main ingredients. Soy beans. Water. Wheat. Vbrbmmm. And yeast.

@maxsparks6442

3 жыл бұрын

That part killed me😭😭

@Aditya-wg3lp

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxsparks6442 did you not crush the wheat? Thats probably why

@UziDoorman000

3 жыл бұрын

it’s [music]

@aleborke5420

3 жыл бұрын

And mysterious black flakes

@vine01

3 жыл бұрын

umami

"the soybean mix is added in using unwashed gloves" "again, for *f l a v o r* "

4:58 "I only watched this so I could get to the better parts of this episode" *shows little tykes car* "Ahhhh yeeaaaaaah"

@charliefike5709

Жыл бұрын

bro the end fukin killed me lol

@toastergaming7783

Ай бұрын

He finally made a video on those lil cars

"Tornadoed" is my new favorite way of saying "mixed"

@IndigoGollum

3 жыл бұрын

I think I'll stick with wangjangling.

@VidGamer123

3 жыл бұрын

@@IndigoGollum Ah, I see you are also a person of great taste.

@jeffadams4590

3 жыл бұрын

I will use that forever in the trades now. I'm adding tornado maker for the mixing drill too as my own ™️®️©️

2:45 I know this is a joke, but I’m honestly impressed that he knew the word for soy bean mash. If you ever want to impress your Japanese friend be sure to tell them “Loli Daisuki” which mean I like soy sauce.

@galeg4021

3 жыл бұрын

it would actually be "loli daisuki" since the japanese syntax always places verbs at the end of the sentence.

@coffee4682

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute

@InsanePigeon

3 жыл бұрын

judging by your Megumin profile picture, you're a soybean mash yourself.

@bcunningham3718

3 жыл бұрын

@@InsanePigeon what can I say, I like soy beans

@InsanePigeon

3 жыл бұрын

@@bcunningham3718 I don't blame you, I like soy beans too.

"Air is lighter than soy sauce." [citation needed]

Big Ken's a good guy, his lunches really cut into the profits but he's really pleasant and no one has the heart to fire him

Fun fact: wood is actually an ingredient in food, falls under the label 'cellulose,' and pine is usually the wood pulp that is used.

@Zombienekers

2 жыл бұрын

Wood is not an ingredient in food. Cellulose is nothing but a long chain of monosacharides. It's fibre. Like grass, any roots, skin of fruit, etc. Wood does contain some cellulose, but the reason it's harder than a daisy is because of it's structure in combination with the fact that it's also parly made up of lignin.

@TheVincenzoGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zombienekers it's wood

@IhateAlot718

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zombienekers you typed all that just to be technically correct but wrong

@the711devin4

2 жыл бұрын

They put sawdust in bottle parmesan to keep it from clumping up

2:48 I'm sorry, creating a W H A T

@fckSashka

3 жыл бұрын

a lolicon, the japanese word for soybean mash

@crimson_crucible200

3 жыл бұрын

its soybean mash

@plorby

3 жыл бұрын

what did you think it was you soy bean mash

@ashe._.

3 жыл бұрын

soybean mash

@auden_builds

3 жыл бұрын

Soybean mash

“and after 10 years of mixing, it looks like shit” bro this had my DYING😂

3:11 This is my favourite line ever.

I'm hearing "weed" when he might be saying "wheat"

@doggy_ebooks

3 жыл бұрын

literally playing factorio rn

@rowanwolmarans8540

3 жыл бұрын

No no he's saying weed

@yughesyugu2393

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

at first I was like "oh maybe how its made lies and this guy will actually tell me how stuff is made" Thats not the case but this is so much better

@WombatDave

3 жыл бұрын

I was sort of in the same boat when I found this channel. "Oh, I like that sort of thing." It was not what I expected, but was instead much, much better.

@jamescanjuggle

3 жыл бұрын

That's how I got here too, then it took another year to find out his usernames Hug Bee's and to find out his name is Andrew cause he has a podcast with moistcritical and is anything a rinsing machine when you think about it they could all just be filling machines what about the free range almonds how are they really milked

@0v_x0

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamescanjuggle what's the podcast called that sounds like a funny collab

4:02 for extra flavor the person has to be pissed

why did big Ken make me suddenly start laughing hysterically

4:25 thats a weird ass looking rinsing machine

@asmallyoutube

3 жыл бұрын

I object, it does highly behave more like a filling machine. Therefore your point is invalid.

@guyman7897

3 жыл бұрын

What

@Elmojomo

3 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? He didn't call it either type of machine, he just said it was bottled.

Prior to this series, I didn't realize how much fondling goes into many of the our everyday things.

3:33 BIG KEN

"All of this is blended together creating a LOLICON...." Um, sure, I'll buy that.

0:34 he recorded this underwater

@nekomimicatears

2 ай бұрын

I am very tired and read this as "he recorded his underwear"

4:21 is that what I fucking think it is?

@johngulyas4334

3 жыл бұрын

NO! IT CAN’T BE!!!

@masterposter8471

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's a rinsing machine

@F-Man

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly it’s a flushing machine - not in any way related to a rinsing or filling machine.

@grecco_buckliano

3 жыл бұрын

this is where the soy sauce is flattened and die cut into lively animal shapes? No. Wait.........

@forzaelite1248

3 жыл бұрын

@@F-Man Fancy seeing you 'round these parts

3:16 taco bell meat

Fun fact: the word "soy sauce" is actually spanish for "I am sauce"

@Elmojomo

3 жыл бұрын

wouldn't that be "soy salsa"? lol

@frikizone2.03

2 жыл бұрын

@@Elmojomo You are correct, that's the correct translation. But since it is "soy sauce" having the first word in Spanish and the second in English, to keep the sense of the joke, it should be "I am salsa"

@davidnoranavascues4489

2 жыл бұрын

Puedo corroborar la afirmación factual del desconocido.

@SafiullahMollick

2 жыл бұрын

soy stands for I'm or I am in Spanish so you can actually make anything in spanish just using soy Like "Soy Lolicon" Please don't call FBI

@EstoNoEsTV

5 ай бұрын

No, it's spanish for "I am willow"

The mystery ingredient is sea salt. You just said it. You’re not great at keeping secrets.

@SerenityM16

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t he say salt already? Pretty sure the joke is that it’s MSG because it’s actually not harmful and delicious

@WASDLeftClick

3 жыл бұрын

MSG occurs naturally in fermented stuff like soy sauce anyway.

@SofosProject

3 жыл бұрын

That was actually a fifth ingredient that the script writer forgot to mention. The mystery ingredient is still unknown. Also, any claims that the mystery ingredient looks like sea salt are baseless and are to be treated as delusional theories.

@wumbology3109

3 жыл бұрын

Dude. Its cocaine

@aleborke5420

3 жыл бұрын

no it’s the black flakes

0:51 My brain: It's just the soybeans being transferred. The other, much dumber part of my brain: the soybeans made the pot sick.

@stupidmango4036

Жыл бұрын

They basically transferred it 3 times for no reason too-

1:15 now I understand how that frat boy died in House M.D

I love on how they start off vague and get increasingly more absurd with how the process works, it's so perfect

Fun Fact: The soybeans used to make soy sauce are actually harvested from a special type of humans, commonly called "soy boys!"

@kaylabrownell1268

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

1:57 My favorite pastime!

2:41 made me laugh that hard that my mum charged into my room and started screaming at me for waking her up at 2am

1:34 Chaz Goodrich is just a little bent out of shape in this scene because, as Assistant to the Assistant Manager, he, "should not have to be doing this shit". Normally this is Bill's work station. But Bill was lingering in the rafters over the bathrooms to watch people through the ceiling vent while they pee .....That fuckin Bill.

I know a guy who has two folders on his phone just for pictures of soybean mash At least that's what the titles would indicate

How its actually made: top secrets of the government

I always assumed Japanese lolicons were ground up to make soy sauce, but now i understand their just one step in the glorious process.

Lolicon is just what I need to start my business.

2:46 oh, ok

@Ruby_Eve

2 жыл бұрын

It is. Trust me

I’m really loving the new content but I’m also glad that we still get some How It’s Actually Made

“Creating a lolicon”

"All of this is blended together to make a lolicon, a Japanese word for soybean mash" *About to speak* *Realizes the trap Huggbees set* "You sly dog, you almost caught me exposing myself ... wait-"

I can’t believe they would use [Secret Ingredient] in the soy sauce

I cherish this fine day, for I have beheld a soy sauce filling machine with my own eyes

@aformofmatter8913

3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure you don't mean rinsing machine?

@HAli7

3 жыл бұрын

I REPEAT FILLING MACHINES ARE NOT THE SAME AS RINSING MACHINES!!!!!!!

@Jason-eh7gb

3 жыл бұрын

The machine at 4:25 in this video is most certainly a rinsing machine. The machine is designed to carefully rinse the bottle with soy sauce, thus making it a rinsing machine. If this were a filling machine, it would have filled the bottle instead of rinsing it.

@nuxx1876

2 жыл бұрын

I rinse my eyes with soy sauce

This is so perfect. From the music to the delivery of the lines!!!

2:32 haha yes tornadoed

4:30 is that a rinsing or a filling machine?

0:03 i thought he said Condom

Ive been subscribed to for you over a decade (across two different accounts), and today I realised that you’re one if my most enjoyed YT’ers.

“After 12 long years, it looks like shit” I’m crying rn 🤣🤣

Petition for the next one to be "how its actually made- children"

"There are 4 primary ingredients and one mystery ingredient: soy beans, water, wheat, gdhahdbhwshsh, and yeast"

Every time Huggbees says "wheat" it sounds like "weed" lol.

Me: maybe some how it's made will put me to sleep This video: nope. Now you have to giggle uncontrollably

I use [redacted] in my food all the time!!!😁

@brandyhuff8487

2 жыл бұрын

Me tooo 😅

@charliefike5709

Жыл бұрын

same bro

We have a giant soy sauce factory a mile down the road and everyday it smells like expired peanut butter.

3:04 Thanks for that awesome tip, what a smart guy.

I don’t think they properly treated my deceased wheat, I could still taste the vengeful spirit

I actually worked for this company, Bourbon Barrel Foods. Thank you for doing the video on us justice my mans!

1:00 check the captions.. he said weed not wheat

This is one of my most favorite videos. Just exquisite!

*This makes sense, cause when you go to your local grocery store, the employees don't just give you handfuls of soy sauce. They let you buy it in bottles instead.* Finally! I'm so glad we stopped doing that...

imagine walking into a store and they just throw soy sauce on you as you leave-

4:20 I'm pretty sure that's a filling machine. I could be wrong.

@thegamingbiscuit6407

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's a rinsing machine

this channel never fails to make me laugh

lmao😂😂😂 I love this show. Been watching all your episodes. makes how it's made a bit more interesting.

can that filling machine be used as a rinsing machine?

"All of this is blended together in a lolicon, the Japanese word for mesh"

Bacteria: "Exists in the food" Hugbees: It'S fOr FlAvOuR!

5:09 - I'd hoot and holler for that! Yowza!

"the corpses of the departed soybeans are stored until they reach 86 degrees, hot enough to kill any vengeful spirits that linger within" 2:02 Instantly liked, and subscribed, and belled

3:24 really? I'm eating bruh 😒

5:02 *Awww Yeah* "Look at that off-red coloring. The subtle thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a "Little Tikes" watermark."

my favorite part about this channel is the thought of how many people click it expecting actual how its made

My Vietnamese grandmother made some of the best soy sauce in the world! I miss her so much 😭

@charliefike5709

Жыл бұрын

my condolences

I love how he makes all the food sound sentient

"hey, why does everyone call you 'soybean mash' in Japanese?" "Uh, I just really like soybeans. . ."

"All of this is blended together creating a lolicon, the japanese word for soy bean mash"

One of the best yet! You made me laugh like an idiot on a day that’s been pure hell. Thanks for making my day … and my soy sauce! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦

4:29 but do they put it in bottles with a filling machine

This mans entire yt channel is just one big meme. And I love it.

"All of this is mixed to make a lolicon, a Japanese word for soybean mash" Nice

I know this has nothing to do with the video but I have a sudden urge to be wholesome. If any of you are suffering due to covid, or maybe your gay and/or trans and your family and friends don't support you, or maybe you're abused by someone you know. Just know that this stranger through the internet supports and loves you. You can do it. Just keep going, keep pushing. There are people out there to help you. Whether you have to search for them or not, they're out there. I love you.

@ryanwems

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, it’s you!

@charliefike5709

Жыл бұрын

based

@Mr.Takahash1

8 ай бұрын

That was gay.

that soybean mash is actually really good i'm from an asian country and we make a soup out of it. It's tastes freaking amazing

4:22 I’m pretty sure that’s a rinsing machine

That was so good keep it up also I love the podcast