When he said “plump dough anus” ngl I was a bit caught off guard

@wisho-ro4305

3 жыл бұрын

I caught me off guard too 😑😅

@offgridprosperity

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@commanderpondscc-4112

3 жыл бұрын

same lmao

@BIaccCat

3 жыл бұрын

Joe J I literally checked the captions lol I was like oh okay then....and then they made the comment about the circular cut outs never being cleaned and the cameraman having a cold. I realized right away this is no regular “ How it’s Made “ lol

@0verDDoS

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant line tbh

"The sun god is consulted for final judgement on all pizzas. Any he deems unworthy are blown away to pizza hell." I felt that

@shen144

3 жыл бұрын

4:26

@stevensaunders8265

3 жыл бұрын

@@shen144 e

@UnitSe7en

3 жыл бұрын

YES. OXTOS THE MIGHTY CASTS HIS HOT, EVER-JUDGING GAZE UPON US ALL.

@Legynus

3 жыл бұрын

Bloons td players ahahahhahahahahha

@danotae

3 жыл бұрын

"i felt that" what the hell do you do every friday night and why is the sun god involved

“The Divorce-O-Matic separates the dough!” On point.

@heneedsomemilk2877

2 жыл бұрын

“The dough rises into a plump dough anus“

@DirtBikeBoy5ive

2 жыл бұрын

I’m cracking up in English class right now after hearing that part….! 😅

@justmeandthethree

2 жыл бұрын

It sure separated me from mine.

@coolwolfygamer452_epic

Жыл бұрын

naw man

@dantedash

9 ай бұрын

oh that went over my head lol

I love how he goes from calling the pizza a "staple of the freezer" and "a delicious snack" to calling it "disappointing greasy cardboard"

@channelofrandom7731

9 ай бұрын

Life IAN Also papa johns is a staple of pizza parties but it isn’t good

“Sausage with carrots” had me raise my first eyebrow

@BlueDeeDeeDoop

3 жыл бұрын

Sammmeeee

@yourmomnation2187

3 жыл бұрын

@The Hotrod Hobo I raised my 4th

@TheRoyalOrora

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourmomnation2187 I raised all 7

@Jeffreyblong

3 жыл бұрын

But which is the first eyebrows

@mitchellbarton7915

3 жыл бұрын

I raised my first, second, twenty seventh, nine hundred fourteenth

i love how each video starts normal so the teachers have a false sense of security

@masterboa6321

2 жыл бұрын

but then you eventually get to stuff like "plump dough anus"

@fakepodcast2053

2 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Ramsay Yes

@jeffbassplays

2 жыл бұрын

Just...yes

@BungieStudios

Жыл бұрын

Actually, just... Yes.

@sagarasouske

Жыл бұрын

I still showed it to my class. We all need a laugh every now and then.

‘Reed my lips that you currently can’t see’ That’s gold.

2:43 I suddenly got Willie Wonka flashbacks with his 'only chocolate waterfall in the world'

*Spoiler* I’m forever chasing the high I felt watching how it’s actually made for the first time believing it was real.

@phenyxswartz941

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could have that... I came from the podcast... so I know how sarcastic he is....

@eviljoel

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody could be that dumb.

@Pusher97

3 жыл бұрын

@@eviljoel I clicked on the video believing it was the real show. When he started talking about the beast ushering in 1000 years of darkness, I began to have doubts

@daerokosgalvan6041

3 жыл бұрын

for me it was the bacon episode

@manhathaway

3 жыл бұрын

Good avatar I'll never think of Guacamole the same

My day is completed and it just started

@user-wl4ex5fd6j

3 жыл бұрын

Your day starts at 12:30

@Charlie59876

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-wl4ex5fd6j timezones, also that's completely reasonable to get up

@Mycocepurus-smithii

3 жыл бұрын

Same dude

@user-wl4ex5fd6j

3 жыл бұрын

@@Charlie59876 I know about time zones but noon I wake up at about at the latest 11:00.

@sweetie-belle-democan590

3 жыл бұрын

Same

"how can they taste so fresh when they start so frozen?" I immediately knew something was up at that moment.

@doomtho42

4 ай бұрын

Isn’t that line in the opening segment (i.e. taken from the actual episode)?

@henrikhyrup3995

Ай бұрын

@@doomtho42 Yep - the first 30 seconds or so on every episode he follows the original script meticulously. Then it gradually descends into madness.

2:38 this is the only pizza waterfall in the world, except for all the other ones found in pizza factories Bro this shit got me rolling 😂

@amybrowning

3 жыл бұрын

that was my favorite part LMAO

@WoobyMe

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was a Willy Wonka and chocolate factory reference lol

Took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize this was a joke

@iwatchyoutube6539

3 жыл бұрын

Lol when he said sausage and carrots in the beginning I was like what the hell?

@squeaky5674

3 жыл бұрын

Wait it’s a joke?

@kiofu2915

3 жыл бұрын

@@squeaky5674 yes

@alb.88

3 жыл бұрын

I realized this when he said "How do they taste so fresh?" lmao

@legionaireb

3 жыл бұрын

As long as you got it by the time the announcer said the cameraman had a cold, you're good. My first clue that something wasn't right was 'dough anus.'

I hope the cameraman gets better soon, must suck to have a cold..

@nicheexplorer4053

3 жыл бұрын

It's scary, especially during these times.

@EricMacFadden

3 жыл бұрын

But if he just uncold himself using a particle accelerator, known as the microwave oven? Wouldn't be faster than soon? Maybe three or five minutes?

@DrBohne

3 жыл бұрын

@@EricMacFadden You saw the camera angle, for man this large you need atleast 15-18min on High in an ordinary microwave

@clonegeek3317

3 жыл бұрын

Sad about the cameraman getting AIDS.

@EricMacFadden

3 жыл бұрын

@@DrBohne and the core will still be cold

I love how it starts seemingly very normal and you could almost confuse it for the real thing but by the end you are questioning reality and laughing at the phrase "most pizzas are made by waterfalls"

@shawnlamarre1870

9 ай бұрын

had me until he said anal XD

@nuxx1876

8 ай бұрын

i think anyone would be thrown off by the phrases "plump dough anus" and "kid's shitty science fair project" and "some pizzas stick to the ceiling"

@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel

7 ай бұрын

@@nuxx1876 you could think its a sarcastic joke, but the end is a slap in the face of reality

@nuxx1876

7 ай бұрын

@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel i dont think swears are normally allowed on how it's made though, most people would probably realize that

@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel

7 ай бұрын

@@nuxx1876 not really, you could say "finally a down to earth comedian"

I like how long he can go before revealing that he’s not an actual TV show narrator

I'm pretty sure that tomato sauce waterfall is actually a rinsing machine being used incorrectly.

@bryanthompson1

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually a filling machine in reverse.

@ebinnisti1769

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the meat and cheese waterfall. This whole factory seems to use rinsing machines wrongly to cut the cost of making pizzas

@xavierz6687

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure the tomato sauce is actually the blood of Italian kids kidnapped from Italy (for flavor and uthenticity” to be made into tomato sauce and also used for the meat toppings to save costs

@power21100

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for you!

@Kristopher103

3 жыл бұрын

@@xavierz6687 A little blood and a slice of toe And The albino kids hair on dough Heat it up in the stove And serve up some DiGiorno

why was i laughing so hard when he said "some pizzas stick to the ceiling. science cannot explain this."

@asem3841

2 жыл бұрын

He missed the perfect opportunity to say this....." science cant explain this, but Walter White surely can " 😅😂

@cccbbbccc5910

2 жыл бұрын

@@asem3841 what

@Lopal12

Жыл бұрын

i thought your profile picture was the flag of botswanna -_-

@blockwearingman

Жыл бұрын

lma

@papabird4425

Жыл бұрын

Did you think it was funny or something?

I believe 1:07 "Plump dough anus" is the tipping point of this video where a new watcher will go "Wait a minute what on earth"

@untiff7169

Жыл бұрын

definetely not when he said flour was made out of flour

I'm genuinely surprised you managed to resist making a period joke while discussing the tomato sauce waterfall.

Waterfalls mentioned in the video: 2:36 Tomato Sauce Waterfall 3:23 Cheese Waterfall 3:41 Meat Waterfall

@ShrekGKSPrivacy

3 жыл бұрын

Cool!

@aquarius5264

3 жыл бұрын

Cool!

@shreytheawesomeguy2000

3 жыл бұрын

The only true ally

@davidgustavsson4000

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this valuable resource

@etovakala

3 жыл бұрын

4:02 Ice Waterfall

3:12 You can actually hear the air quotes around the word “cheese.”

@user-qf2rx8ir3n

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t

@sillysister5361

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-qf2rx8ir3n CheesEEs topping

as someone who worked in a pizza plant, this is 100% accurate.

@timhinchcliffe5372

10 ай бұрын

Did you happen to steal a cheese waterfall? I'll pay cash.

@sephidude123

10 ай бұрын

@timhinchcliffe5372 naw. It was part of the line itself. Several thousand pounds. Though the way they got rid of me I should have found a way.

@lychenthrope

6 ай бұрын

How did your communion with the sun god Ra go?

the pizza at 4:18 look like they're on a mission

4:09 Pretty sure that wasn't an over-wrapping machine. Looked more like a plastic waterfall to me.

@angela.luntian

3 жыл бұрын

XDDDD

@imlazydwi9300

3 жыл бұрын

pizza factory god here, actually the scientific name for an overwrapping machine is actually a flavor plastic waterfall, sorry to dissapoint, dave

@AtlasReburdened

3 жыл бұрын

But is it a rinsing machine, or a filling machine?

@Bobhhhhhuufr

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Actual first joke in the video: "They end up tasting so fresh when they start out so frozen"

@michigo_

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny how that’s one of the few lines he kept the same from the original, the joke fr writes itself

1:05 did my guy just say anus

@matthewboire6843

6 ай бұрын

He idd

i love the sarcasm and the jokes :)

"The holes will make the pizza dough faster through production" Ah yes... speed holes.

@seancooper4058

3 жыл бұрын

Same scientific explanation as go-faster stripes

@hoverauto2

3 жыл бұрын

Simpsons reference!!

To quote a great man: "It's not delivery, it's disgusting"

@squaretorttle9400

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie

@rga0019

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie

@danielgysi5729

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie

@DinoBoiRex

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie

@somerandomidiot9064

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie

“The divorce-o-matic” this man needs an award of his own

I love how he goes from waterfalls to THE SUN GOD in the span of about 2 minutes.

This pizza looks like it's a sad alcoholic dude who would play Overwatch all day without breaks in between with his mom taking care of him.

@26dollar

3 жыл бұрын

thats me

@leviwebb5810

3 жыл бұрын

OnlyUseMeBlade

@arejay1820

3 жыл бұрын

Tag me next time

@thephoenix6651

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm....thats very specific

@sidthejovian5105

3 жыл бұрын

@@arejay1820 whatttttt??

Those pizzas look like they really suck. I'd still eat one over the sink like a rat, though.

@davidgustavsson4000

3 жыл бұрын

I also eat rats over the sink

@NotSoCrazyNinja

3 жыл бұрын

The pizzas made in this video are the cheapo ones. That brand has been around awhile and I have eaten it from time to time. It's technically a pizza, but just barely. Not enough cheese, not enough toppings, but dirt cheap. I still get these cheapo pizzas sometimes because they're actually not horribly bad for you. Due to the minimal toppings, not a whole lot of calories. Toss on some "Italian Spices" and some garlic powder and cook up just right and it's decent.

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotSoCrazyNinja hey now, its a joke. didn’t have to go that far into the details.

@snaatxd

3 жыл бұрын

northernlion lmao

@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745

3 жыл бұрын

same

I find myself chuckling every time I watch these videos. Good stuff.

0:55 imagine just swan diving into that

He narraiates so naturally it took me time to realize he's making jokes

@Chris-lx5fs

Жыл бұрын

"the dough rises to a plump dough anus"

@shanesjourney

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

"Some pizza's stick to the ceiling, science cannot explain this." XDDDDD

@cmh0223

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it after he made that statement. That was hilarious. 😂

@ShrekGKSPrivacy

3 жыл бұрын

So the explanation is that the pizzas that stick to the ceiling are actually pizzas from the mirror world.

@deadbydaily604

3 жыл бұрын

What about the roof? 💠🔫🕶🎩

@jarehelt

3 жыл бұрын

some pizza makes my waste line grow. Science cannot explain this

@Zeroneii3

3 жыл бұрын

some people says it's a reflection but deep down we all know, it's real

1:30 got me going☠️

I love how Huggbees was so focused on the waterfall part he didn't even think about the pun Meater Shower

"A flower brush tickles the dough to get it to drop its defenses as its eviscerated by stainless steel rotating spikes" lmao, best line

@tylermccarthy2276

3 жыл бұрын

fr and everybody saying pizza hell is best. this line had me cracking up.

I'm surprised these pizzas are getting full sauce coverage and not just 1 cup's worth lightly spread in the middle.

@cezarcatalin1406

3 жыл бұрын

This must be the deluxe model

@SemenTheSailor

3 жыл бұрын

I know right it’s wayyy to much sauce. Then they get a pathetic dusting of cheese.

@NotSoCrazyNinja

3 жыл бұрын

Sauce is cheap. Toppings are not. If the price of the tomatoes go up, they can just add a little more water. The customers who buy these won't notice.

@diegobrando2750

3 жыл бұрын

Or anywhere there's a triangular hole in the cardboard making the pizza visible.

@ScotteiCovers

3 жыл бұрын

It's balanced by the abysmal dusting of cheese

The fact that he actually sounds like the guy that would actually do these for a show makes it even better.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

whats funny is that my school restricts most youtube videos and only lets us watch educational videos on our school accounts, but they dont ban these videos, and im guessing its because they think they're actual "how its made" videos.

@NovaBoi7

3 жыл бұрын

@@Akunai_ that's not never then

@Akunai_

3 жыл бұрын

@@NovaBoi7 what do you mean not never?

@NovaBoi7

3 жыл бұрын

@@Akunai_ because you said it was temporarily

@NovaBoi7

3 жыл бұрын

@HAM lol

@Artcat932

Жыл бұрын

@@Akunai_ how do you know it wasn’t banned? 🤨

You can hear him almost crack as he says “pizza hell.”

I've been watching this while doing my projects and i'm learning a lot

I'll never get tired of these videos

"Disappointing greasy cardboard" is the most accurate description of every single brand of frozen pizza I've ever heard in my entire life.

@Alec_Reaper

3 жыл бұрын

Dr Oekters Mozzarella Pizza is good

@limpetarch98k

3 жыл бұрын

Mikes's with the stuffy crust, oh yes.

@belalabusultan5911

3 жыл бұрын

if you like high quality stuff, why not make it on your own? knead the dough, shred the toppings, even buy mozzarela curds and turn them to fresh mozzarela at home, then put it in a stone oven above burning wood. viola.

@belalabusultan5911

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot to add: most people think it has to be in Oven forever, but that's not true, when it's cooked, remove it from oven. also cooking the pizza alone will not "as some people hypothesize" end your hunger, you'd have to actually eat it.

@D0NCH33T0

3 жыл бұрын

@@belalabusultan5911 Thank you for sharing this, and for being so positive and NOT chastising towards me. I know I sound like a first-class money-hungry asshole having written that, but I'm definitely screenshotting this and trying it with some wheat flour maybe. (edit: spelling)

"cheese waterfall" "meat waterfall" I'm sorry, I think you mean "Cheesefall" and "Meatfall".

@Kristopher103

3 жыл бұрын

Its cut costs meat so i mean it could be called fall guys

@0Akeldama0

3 жыл бұрын

daggerfall

@ArcturusOTE

3 жыл бұрын

Someone's been watching Wow! It's Made! Again

@ATRIXstudio

3 жыл бұрын

It’s Tall , Chall and Mall

@quac7070

3 жыл бұрын

Cheese cheesefall and meat meatfall

Everytime Huggs voice-tone goes up, I fall on the floor in a pile of laughter. It's alot better than falling into a filling machine!

Having a bad day until I came across this, funny as hell thank you

I didn’t realize this was a joke until the Sun God bit.

@burstnugget8225

3 жыл бұрын

That was a joke? I consult the sun god all the time when I make my pizza. Luckily 2 pizza I have made were thrown to pizza hell out of the 54

@birdbonanza9407

3 жыл бұрын

You mean to tell me "Plump dough anus" and "Divorce-O-Matic" just flew right past you?

@RidleyUwO

3 жыл бұрын

@@birdbonanza9407 Yes. They did. I’m a bit dense.

@radioactiveseaotter

3 жыл бұрын

Meat waterfall and cheese waterfall just flew over your head

@crazyluigi6664

3 жыл бұрын

Sausage with carrots pizza, though!

"some pizzas stick to the ceiling, science cannot explain this" Take that science believers, science can't explain everything!!

@yaseenvargas671

3 жыл бұрын

its a mirror

@alexholk1343

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaseenvargas671 no it’s stuck to the ceiling

@Keb1c

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaseenvargas671 that's no mirror that's a steel ceiling with pizzas stuck onto it

@shmuck66

3 жыл бұрын

we can use science to explain why science can explain why it can't explain everything.

@senatorarmstrong8960

3 жыл бұрын

Actually as a professional science I can explain this. During processing some pizza’s gain spider powers. And then launch themselves onto the ceiling.

This channel is hysterical. So mad I only just now discovered it

Why can’t I stop watching these

3:03 The two crusts in the back are holding hands :>

Where can I buy a divorce-o-matic? Asking for a friend.

@joeortiz1358

3 жыл бұрын

You're really gonna have another friend after filing a divorce Unless she doesn't have a cheese waterfall

“blown away to pizza hell” is going to live with me forever

That conveyor line was outright chaos. Meat, cheese and sauce flying and falling down everywhere. The inflated price of frozen pizza makes perfect sense now.

I thought this was going to be a legit video, but the moment he said "big dough anus" I knew he wasn't being serious.

@joeybagodonuts6683

3 жыл бұрын

Good catch.

@TheRealAuxide

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Huggbees' youtube channel.

@rakibamin7015

3 жыл бұрын

First time? :v

"dough anus" caught me off guard lol

“Some pizzas stick to the ceiling. Science can not explain this”

It's the subtlety in his humor that always get me.

With all these food waterfalls, Willy Wonka is going to be pissed.

4:29 you can hear his voice cracks a bit when he says "pizza hell"

@alexlammers6371

2 жыл бұрын

"Pizza pizza"

How cheekingly delicious the narration was.

Love your parodys dude, liked and subbed ^-^

I love how each video is a man's journey going through different stages of insanity

“Any he deems unworthy are blown away to pizza hell” I’ll tell you, it’s hard to make me laugh irl with a youtube video. Especially as loud as I just did. But you did it.

LMAO!!! Love your commentary on your videos!!! Keep the videos and hilarious commentary coming.....please!!!

I needed this

"Sausage with carrots" *WHAT*

@herogibson

3 жыл бұрын

not that i wouldnt try it... just... i don''t think anyone has ever THOUGHT to try it lol. ever...

@butterpants12

3 жыл бұрын

@@herogibson it's like "let's have a iced/glazed donut, but with gummy bears on top!!"

@R-Lee-

3 жыл бұрын

I now realize that this is the footage from how pizzas are made and someone dubbed over it.

@thecelestial9677

3 жыл бұрын

Your Name that sounds delish. Probably better than hot Cheetos or takis to hot Cheetos girls

@thememeguy2135

3 жыл бұрын

@@R-Lee- welcome to "how its *ACTUALLY* made"

"A machine called the divorce-o-matic separates the dough" I see what you did there.

@stevepunter3704

2 жыл бұрын

Not sure how many people got that 🤣😂.

@charliefike8

Жыл бұрын

It's more than a divorce joke isn't it

@ArtStoneUS

Жыл бұрын

And the lawyer gets 20%

@stlcardinalsfan4655

9 ай бұрын

I ain’t saying she’s gold digger. Or cheese digger.

1:51 "YOU WHAAAT????"

Watching this while waiting for my frozen pizza to finish cooking.

The pizza crusts at 2:28 look just like crackers

"Our camera man had a cold today" That made me laugh so hard

@Undefinedde

3 жыл бұрын

He just said that 😂

I always enjoy watching your videos they're so funny your narrative skills are amazing keep up the funny work ❤️❤️❤️

In highschool I was known as the meat applicator, after watching this video I am now called the meat waterfall

"the sun god is consulted for final judgement on all pizza's, any he deems unworthy are blown away to pizza hell" rip those unworthy pizza's

in before the "i didnt know it was parody until ____" comments

'The Sun God is consulted for judgment on the pizzas' that part killed me lmao

this sparks joy

1:44 I see this factory also makes poptarts.

0:48 This powerful machine needs almost 30 horsepowers to knead the dough. There 29 horses are regularly replaced by new ones and recycled into pizza toppings.

So interesting to find out how it’s actually made! 🍕

The vague body and cosmic horror is the best parts of all these videos

"Processor based organisms" That's the punchline i wanted.

This is believable to be an actual episode of how it’s made until you hear “dough anus”

I've never been able to raise my eyebrow, but after hearing "sausage with carrots", I was finally able to do it! Thank you so much!

I just found this guy like a week ago and it took me my entire first video to realize I was being played.

"A flour brush tickles the dough to get it to drop its defenses"

_"Some Pizzas Stick to the Ceiling, Science Can not Explain this"_ I lost it that that Part Lmao

That is some serious engineering. Now I'm gonna check if my pizza is ready.

A flour brush tickles the dough, my mans got me wheezing

3:33 this looks exactly like lucky charms lmaooo

listening to these makes me realize how the original episodes sound like someone writing an essay and trying to meet the minimum word requirement

how come did i expect him say flower twice? (0:33)

this is satisfying to watch