>Worst Possible Dynasty >Makes Italy That’s Understandable

@mahdiadib9295

3 жыл бұрын

italy isnt real its just a fake place hollywood uses for mafia movies

@trip4L

3 жыл бұрын

@@mahdiadib9295 On god?

@yungsteaksauceakalilwasher6571

3 жыл бұрын

@@mahdiadib9295 big if ture

@R3GARnator

3 жыл бұрын

@@mahdiadib9295 Fun fact: The Italian Language was rarely used in Italy until the last four decades or so. Most people in the country spoke their own regional languages.

@piotrcarafa7993

3 жыл бұрын

@@R3GARnator Indeed, the bad thing tho is that those languages will be gone in the future, that's more than horrible

> plays female > calls daughter Spaghetti = Mom's Spaghetti

@IronClique

3 жыл бұрын

Mom's spaghetti, joints deformed, skin so scaly

@TheCorrodedMan

3 жыл бұрын

Knees weak, palms sweaty, choking on my own blood already

Fun fact: if the dynasty had been full of tyrants the big dude named “lizard king” would literally have been a Tyrannosaurus rex (which means king of tyrant lizards) considering they spoke Latin around that time in Italy

@oliverjones1000

3 жыл бұрын

Max Jenkins-king nah it is Latin

@Cybetrexs

3 жыл бұрын

actually, it literally translated to tyrannical lizard king

@totalcrash5006

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliverjones1000 you sure?

@volpelastname6951

3 жыл бұрын

Actually hardly anyone was speaking Latin outside of church at this point for 700-800 years. Source: wasted life getting a pointless degree in linguistics centered around the latin languages

@christophersalinas2722

2 жыл бұрын

Dialects and early forms of Italian were being spoken by this time were being spoken werent they? Thought Latin was used only by the clergy and the Papal States.

Alternative Title: Creating The Average Discord Moderator

@TheBelrick

3 жыл бұрын

Alternative title: Why was CK3 made? What was the point?

@blob7963

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBelrick CK3 is basically just better ck2, and it also doesn't need hundreds of dollars of DLC to be good

@TheBelrick

3 жыл бұрын

@@blob7963 is it better? i have noticed after watching play throughs. And most people have already bought the ck2 dlc

@finalone223

3 жыл бұрын

it has boobs

@thatbritishguy6865

3 жыл бұрын

Final One truly the best part of the game

He managed to make Lord Farquaad by messing with Shrek traits

@aliveyetundead

3 жыл бұрын

That says a lot about society

@drcyrsgaming5709

3 жыл бұрын

He was married to Fiona

10:00 bruh that's literally Pope Farquaad

@justabadplaya215

3 жыл бұрын

Farquaad with da pope hat is kinda fresh 😳😳😳

When he says “I’ve got an albino” or “I’ve got a scaly” he sounds like he’s trading d-list Pokémon

He made his own family

@user-vn5xj6yc9p

3 жыл бұрын

Slaughterd by words.

@hannesH3

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@helixco7072

3 жыл бұрын

Apply ice bag the the burn

@TheGatrGamr

3 жыл бұрын

Damn son, you just murdered him

@satch5471

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooh

>dynasty of giant lizardmen who fight Italians >none of them are named Bowser smh

>wants to make the worst dyansty >doesn't start as austria see this is where you went wrong isp

@petarbalenovic418

3 жыл бұрын

he shouldve started as the count in switzerland, cause the habsburgs come from switzerland and hes in the game

@WinWin-cv5us

3 жыл бұрын

he should of played as austria and just moved his country into italy

@gabrielvincentelli1254

3 жыл бұрын

@@WinWin-cv5us Habsburgs ruled over italy and austria, both work

@Asprawlol

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielvincentelli1254 He should of played as the habsburg in the game

@gandalf_thegrey

7 ай бұрын

​@@AsprawlolHow are the habsburgs the worst dynasty? You know as a german, im kinda a Hohenzollern guy myself. But the wide long-term success of the Habsburg just cannot be explained away. Sure, they had chins longer than their schlongs, but that was a price they were willing to pay to have a foothold in every european royal family.

I like the religion naming convention. In my current playthrough I'm trying to create Giga Chad by hoarding all the good trait carrying characters. So I reformed the religion to allow consorts and concubines as well as allow familial marriage. I named it Pussy Control (for obvious reasons, and also because I've been listening to a lot of Prince lately)

@demilich867

3 жыл бұрын

Should've gone inbetweeners and named it Pussy Patrol

@jerrellallen6271

3 жыл бұрын

I suppose my matriarchal Pursuit of Power religion will now have to be "Pussy Riot"

@big_slurp4603

3 жыл бұрын

cringe comment, ngl

@jerrellallen6271

3 жыл бұрын

smh my head youtube comments these days

@TY-km8hj

2 жыл бұрын

@@demilich867 that's for the make ur own hunting lodge dlc

"Kind of weird that I can be a wise man and an idiot at the same time." Wasn't that basically Forest Gump?

“We have created the worst dynasty” *Laughs in Habsburg *

Having been following isp since the desk mod days, watching him to this day feels like hanging on to that old family member thats hospitalised due to a terminal illness. And still having hope that one day they might get back up again. Isp we all love your shit man.

@cowboymooman8776

3 жыл бұрын

true

@TrollOfReason

3 жыл бұрын

Just... just let grandpa have his fun. Please.

@chasecash1363

2 жыл бұрын

@Hooch Smeeth what the fuck...

Not so much a gene pool, as it is a gene swamp.

“Worst possible dynasty.” At least you weren’t a Karling

@argonauta9044

3 жыл бұрын

Why?

@yazidk1

3 жыл бұрын

weren't the Karling's one of the most successful dynasties? or have I been misinformed?

@khyroz9519

3 жыл бұрын

@@yazidk1 well they lost everything and died out. it really was just charlemagne lol.

@jeltje50

3 жыл бұрын

@@khyroz9519 almost all big dynasties eventually died out. That doesn't remove the fact they were successful as fuck.

@R3GARnator

3 жыл бұрын

CK2 being a Karling means you get high stat men in your court periodically completely loyal to you.

There's a new hoi4 dlc, that's something to do in your life.

@cowboymooman8776

3 жыл бұрын

ISP has gone missing

@a.N.....

3 жыл бұрын

He did the dlc

"worst dinasty" >Starts with Matilda of Tuscany _TheSpiffingBrit wants to know your location_

There’s a scaly trait? You know what that means! Fish people run!

@approximateCognition

3 жыл бұрын

If only there was a furry trait as well...

@approximateCognition

3 жыл бұрын

@Sightless_Seeker I know, they could actually put it in! That wasn't the joke though, but oh well

Hey mr isorrow, I think you got the title wrong, you spelled “best” wrong

@miko5742

3 жыл бұрын

Now this is what i hate about ISORROWPRODUCTIONS. He copies ISP and mislead his viewer. Trully horrible!

@Arda0801

3 жыл бұрын

中国语言中国皇帝威廉 yes mr Kim Jon Un.

@Palladiosios

3 жыл бұрын

I also got it wrong! It's not the "best" it's the most "pure

@wendylynn807

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku No?

@TakeUrBackwoods

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku your the best KZreadr

When will you do a minesweeper playthrough? Still waiting

@alecstern3043

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz that’s what I am

Meanwhile we have the best dynasty

@tuberculosisterrence567

3 жыл бұрын

@darth jar jar binks *Komrade

@Elizabean1984

3 жыл бұрын

@@tuberculosisterrence567 Commierad*

@MaHeWo

3 жыл бұрын

tell that to your brother, oh wait

@TheStonewall117

3 жыл бұрын

Finnish Uber Wehraboo what is dead my never die.

@gabork5055

3 жыл бұрын

And the best Korea.

So glad to see you're actually having fun playing a game and making videos about it. Always a bit worried that you're forcing yourself for the viewers sake, but ck3 is fun to watch and obviously you're having fun playing it so I would be super glad for more of it.

@johnroscoe2406

3 жыл бұрын

All KZreadrs force themselves for the viewer's sake... because that ends up being for the VIEWS sake.

Seeing Matilda gives me happy Spiff vibes and flashbacks of her reign.

I really appreciate the effortless expansion in the background.

"how much suffering can i cause to these people"-isorrow probuabaly

Crusader Kings 3 is just a overly complex incest simulator with some politics as a sidepiece.

@Willzadl

3 жыл бұрын

factual

@miko5742

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, hey im the 2nd person in this reply section.

@user-me7hx8zf9y

3 жыл бұрын

you were the bottom comment. Also, wtf. You're subbed to isorrowproductions? Why not ISP? ISP is better.

@shiptaro1915

3 жыл бұрын

Why only 9 likes?

@dba2k15

3 жыл бұрын

Interestingly, this didn't get attention

When even the game is trying to prevent your creation of Lovecraftian horrors in humanoid form.

I have a very stark feeling that just uploading your full playthroughs of things is free money and satisfies our content craving from you

Hate how hes trying to rp himself in this game over and over again

“Oh no.... i am married to my step-mom.... What are you doing step-mom?” Made me snort

1:10 look at the right of map

Love your videos! Keep the great work up!

10:03 "Hey smoothskin"

Even though I have notifications on, KZread neglected to send me one. Instead I just so happened to find it on Reccomended, the weird ways KZread works....

4:26 that’s the Final Pam blessing your game with her presence, have some respect

Love watching these videos ! ❤

Nice video my Sister-Wife and I enjoyed it very much!

5:59 He is a himbo!!!

I chuckled at “spaghetti”

Your Videos Got The Devs a Purchase. Looks like a fun mix between sims and civ.

I love how they kept the Pope hat despite completely trashing everything else.

Oh god I needed this.

It wouldn't be an ISP video if I didn't hear something along the lines of "oh my good heir Prince Meatballs died"

Congratulations you successfully relieved the History of the Habsburg Dynastie 👏

What could make my birthday better, then Isorrow uploads

ISP discovered natural selection with all his really bad heirs dying lol

10:16 he looks like Jaws from the James Bond movies

First child: I’m going to call you... spaghetti 😂😂

Would love to see you do more CK3 videos purely because your commentary is hilarious

This is just what the real ISP looks like

5:59 himbo prince

1:07 Hmmm that's an interesting nation on the right side of the map

“Oh God, how could you do this to Inbred?!” I am dead!

Oh god, thats awful, even the Missisippians are disgusted by your family.

I too have the slow perk. At least they represent it with a cute duckling here.

1:07 woah that’s a really cool name for the country on the middle far right

5:10 when your king is so slow he doesn't know which country he rules over.

10:02 That is Lord Farquaad.

The thumbnail was so god damn funny man

5:59 Handsome and Slow? Behold, the Himbo Prince.

Doesn’t have his own family, so he MADE HIS OWN!

More like "How i made SCP 3288"

ISorrow, maybe you can do achievement run videos? I would personally enjoy that very much!

Ah the great science of Eugenics, going strong

A reverse eugenics program? Best thing i have seen all week!

oh man, i missed your videos. no kidding, was thinking about it yesterday, before bed nonetheless. ... what a horrible nightmare I had.

babe, wake up, new isorrow video

I think for this type of goal you may have to play in order to intentionally be increasing your renown until you can get all the bonuses for passing down congenital traits, so play a normal game of CK3 first. after that then you can start equipping your children with scale armor.

I would like to see the family tree to this abomonation

everybody gangster until he decides to make the most OP dynasty ever

I’m sick so I’m happy to see your video

8:49 Shrek in whiteface and drag with Farquaad.

"I am trying to get all the achievements currently" -ISP Speedchievements when???

6:15 ISP has clearly never heard of forest Gump 😂

Looks like rural Italy alright!

my ancestors

8:34 & 9:58 Oh hey he made Lord Farquaad, short and everything as well.

5:16 this dude just has my name... wait crap

I'm still waiting for ISP to make a Herculean Dwarf or a giant dwarf. the biggest small person or the smallest big person is a feat to be achieved.

Shoulda called the slow wise man Forest Gump

this entire game was some guy being indecisive about his fursona on furaffinity.

that was absolutely disgusting, congratulations

4:36 idly tiles

Duchy: ISP: Doochy

Dude, I love you.

ISP making his family in CK3

Don't forget to tune in next week for the conclusion of all this selective breeding: Creature of the black lagoon

CK3 is really the perfect game for this guy

Finally a Video.Finally !!!!!

the entire video I just felt you were describing me

You should've shown the dynasty tree

replace the ironside hammer noise with the home depot one

Am I the only one that throughout the video I was watching the Byzantines expand like crazy?

Hell yeah, he uploaded

I haven't told anyone this before, but I think I am getting the scaley trait but only on my right foot. I have no idea what is causing it but it has been around for a few months. It is really itchy.

king lizard face and the gizzard wizard face

This is basically a eugenics program, but with a uno reverse card

I don’t like how half of these looked like my family

All hail Emperor King I Lizard Face 'the Scholar' of Lizard!