“Oh my god ANOTHER DAUGHTER” Now you must know how Henry VIII felt

@thekommunistkrusader3921

3 жыл бұрын

This enraged hisbfather who punished him severely

@finalhourhd8822

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Henry the eighth?

@thekommunistkrusader3921

3 жыл бұрын

@@finalhourhd8822 well that's what VIII means so yes

@KevinMcScrooge

3 жыл бұрын

@@finalhourhd8822 You absolute dingleberry, he said eighth.

@finalhourhd8822

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob Davis We aren’t Roman so use English numerals instead. If you’re going to speak English use it correctly.

Imagine being dwarfed in both height and facial hair by a 10-year-old boy. He could snap me in half and I can do nothing about it. I also love how a genius married an Amazonian woman. Like I guess he truly was a genius.

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

The genius was a man of culture

@Zenden1ST

3 жыл бұрын

@@crawlingboy he wanted to die from snu snu

@sirrivet9557

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zenden1ST who doesent

@aswd90

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirrivet9557 Agreed

@idontlikerome2744

2 жыл бұрын

The nerd is banging the gym girl

Other youtubers: oh boy, ck3! I'm going to make the greatest dynasty and dominate medieval europe! Isp: E U G E N I C S T I M E

@OCinneide

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like half the CK youtubers just made inbred chads hahah

@novaterra973

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, eugenics is always a part of that plan.

@etho7351

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they are the same thing

@markay779

3 жыл бұрын

By eugenics you mean incest right?

@PedroLopes-rw5sw

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, eugenics at least has the purpose of making humans "better", however unethical that can be. Incest is just the side effect of finding your sister really hot

The full bearded 10 ft man will lead The Chads to complete victory

@unknowngamer9198

3 жыл бұрын

Primarch

@nool9046

3 жыл бұрын

Prequel to David and Goliath

@xydyr4864

3 жыл бұрын

Bearded or inbreeded?

@eqaruss

3 жыл бұрын

@@nool9046 sequel actually

@PeterDivine

3 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining him meeting the Mongol horde in open combat and it's basically just the opening scene from LotR except Mongols instead of humans/elves and he's backhanding people barehanded THE POWER OF THE CHAD, COULD NOT BE UNDONE

Imagine living in that time period seeing that monster of a man in full armor charging at you. Imagine being a peasant and seeing that?

@gajbooks

3 жыл бұрын

Better hope you have a crossbow handy, and even then you're probably screwed by anyone in full plate.

@bird9230

3 жыл бұрын

@@gajbooks you think a crossbow is going to stop big chungus? Lol

@gajbooks

3 жыл бұрын

@@bird9230 Hey, better than a pitchfork or a spear against such an absolute unit. If he gets close enough for that, you're already dead.

@bird9230

3 жыл бұрын

@@gajbooks true, but I'm pretty sure if you shot him, his belly would just absorb it into calories. Hed just get BIGGER

@HoneyBadgerVideos

3 жыл бұрын

24 prowess for a reason.

Habsburgs: "Our bloodline is pure!" iSorrowproductions: "Hold my genes"

@kaiservonpanzer213

3 жыл бұрын

@Shane L perfect. Petition to add the "orange" trait in CK3

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

Hapsburgs: My Mommy/Aunt says its a strong chin for a strong Boy!

@d.n5287

3 жыл бұрын

Sorrow: actually never mind that would taint our bloodline, I'll give it to my sister who is also my mother

@robertmiles1603

2 жыл бұрын

the habsburgs got the pure recessive genes, this guy purely got the other ones

Plebians: We have monolithic monuments dedicated to our kings! The Chads: Our king *_IS_* a monolithic monument

@LeafseasonMagbag

2 жыл бұрын

Have your ruler build an epic statue of themselves that’s still to-scale

@jankygrunt

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeafseasonMagbag no need to worry about making inaccuracies in the design, just have him stand there and wait while you make it

... the dude is like... the size of the actual Hulk, but he has a beard that looks like it personally cultivated by both Chuck Norris and Santa Clause.

@MrJustonemorevoice

2 жыл бұрын

Now imagine him in armor charging at a wall of peasant soldiers.

@lotanowo

2 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris...What is this, 2007?

@robertmiles1603

2 жыл бұрын

none shall sway his mighty beard. he shall be forever victorious at beardnarok

My wife has leprosy, my son is a paranoid schizophrenic, and I (70 year old) have a 17 year old second wife, and a 2 year old third wife. *I hath become Chad. Creator of worlds.*

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

3 жыл бұрын

And they both have sickle-cell anemia

@jjnn2

3 жыл бұрын

I am become Chad. The creator of worlds.

@marconarvaez9871

3 жыл бұрын

And you also sometimes play Crusader Kings.

@Ooffoop

3 жыл бұрын

I sure do hope you married those children for political gain and not your sick desires

@stanley3385

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like your average Muslim to me.

• 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗖𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝘂𝘀 𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗮 gains the trait 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴.

@woooof_

3 жыл бұрын

AxxL wut

@bradymcelroy1627

3 жыл бұрын

GoldenDiamond Wooof don’t worry about AxxL, he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed

@woooof_

3 жыл бұрын

INSERT NAME HERE ok

@glorious2538

3 жыл бұрын

Ax r/nooneasked

When the ruler designer comes out, ISP should make himself.

@AllenorLP

3 жыл бұрын

gains trait: *D E P R E S S E D*

@thedanklordger5094

3 жыл бұрын

Why should he make trotzky?

@Ne1vaan

3 жыл бұрын

He just did.

@blugill2273

3 жыл бұрын

well there are the mod for that tho but still waiting official one from paradox

@spooxtheskeleton

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a ruler designer in debug mode

"not marrying you for your prestige, marrying you for your brains, Probably more of a compliment", I mean, yeah

@jankygrunt

2 жыл бұрын

Romantic

The 10 year old with a beard is what got me

@kek105

3 жыл бұрын

he created the Gigachad

As a Spaniard, I would be proud to have Big Chungus THE GREAT DESTROYER as my king

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

As a non Spaniard I wish I had a king like that

@user-no1nj9ji1d

3 жыл бұрын

Any human being on this planet wants to have such King of Kings as his ruler.

@atriox7221

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a mongol and thinking that you’re people are taking over the world, then you come across a rapidly expanding empire of these giants

@evan9659

3 жыл бұрын

You already have one just need him to get thick then there you go

@miguelpalomares3441

3 жыл бұрын

Juanca va a ser la cosa más cercana a eso

"We need to find ourselves a giant woman." ISP has his priorities straight.

You literally created the Mountain from Game of Thrones. The difference in size with the wife it's like the one of the actors and his girlfriend. Poor women

@Fankas2000

3 жыл бұрын

A genius mountain. This guy beat the nerds for so long that he actually absorbed all of their knowledge and became a genius.

@wtp7631

3 жыл бұрын

She's prb a "size queen". Look it up on urban dictionary. You're welcome.

@yoshidasaki17703

3 жыл бұрын

@@wtp7631 Hotkinkyjo?

"I have no words, for he ate them all." - Not ISP

the real question is IS THE COMET EVENT IN IT?

@SupremeRTS

3 жыл бұрын

Its a paradox game. OF COURSE IT DOES BECAUSE PARADOX HAS A HARD ON FOR COMETS

@royalcomputer3780

3 жыл бұрын

Almost heaven

@craigstephenson7676

3 жыл бұрын

THE ECONOMY, FOOLS!

@antadhg

3 жыл бұрын

if only you had comet sense you'd know it was in the game

@perspii2808

3 жыл бұрын

*IT’S A SIGN*

"my son is 10 years old and has a full beard" lmaoo truly the genes of kings

This is what the biological ascension in stellaris should’ve been like

@cactuscraze4877

3 жыл бұрын

Genetic Perfection

@TemplarX2001

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@hee_hee9964

3 жыл бұрын

Not Where I expected to see those references but ok

@johnrayordas

3 жыл бұрын

Those inferior Xenos wouldn't know whats coming to them!

>laughing at naming his nations "Chads" >when there's literally a nation called Chad that exists in the present hahahah

@portalmanHUN

3 жыл бұрын

And it's a third world shithole.

@penguinw7

3 жыл бұрын

And it means lake

@darmocat

2 жыл бұрын

@@penguinw7 Wait...so it is "Lake Lake"?

@MaskedRokho

2 жыл бұрын

@@darmocat the same as the faroe islands, except with islands instead of lakes

@sams7068

2 жыл бұрын

@@portalmanHUN weird how that happens to most of the former colonial protectorates of "cultured western first world countries" wiki: "The French came to perceive Chad primarily as a source of raw cotton and untrained labour to be used in the more productive colonies to the south. Within Chad, there was neither the will nor the resources to do much more than maintain a semblance of law and order. In fact, even this basic function of governance was often neglected; throughout the colonial period, large areas of Chad were never governed effectively from N'Djamena (called Fort-Lamy prior to September 1973). "

A better title would be "How the Emperor invented Primarcs"

@gajbooks

3 жыл бұрын

Or Primarks, the shopping destination.

@picollojr9009

3 жыл бұрын

I just posted The same thing, oh shit-

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

Skull dad had a very interesting procedure

@dilophosaurussk4333

3 жыл бұрын

@@crawlingboy My 3 braincells read this as "Skull Dad has a very interesting profile picture" And i sat there re-reading this comment thinking "Who is Skull Dad?" And then i read it correctly and developed a 4th braincell.

Genetic engineering with Isorrowproductions!

@unknowngamer9198

3 жыл бұрын

Issorow roleplayed as an emperror of man and created primarchs

@msha6637

3 жыл бұрын

Eugenics 101

* a woman over 25 gets pregnant * CK player: "WHAT!? SHE'S SO OLD, HOW CAN A WOMAN THAT OLD GET PREGNANT!?"

@comicsans1689

3 жыл бұрын

Crusader Kings is redpilling young men about the prime age of women.

@redbaronflyer8392

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know how it is for CK3 but I'm almost positive that a woman in CK2 can keep having kids till they hit 45.

@roisbelhernandez1430

3 жыл бұрын

@@redbaronflyer8392 Tell me about that. My last game I used the old seduction focus for lovers, and marry a barren woman for the prestige, so gavelkind doesn't end me, but she had 2 fucking kids at 44, TWINS

@fiendish9474

3 жыл бұрын

@@redbaronflyer8392 i tried to marry my heir to a 38 y/o and he refused, saying she's past childbearing age

@untilthenextfullmoon

3 жыл бұрын

IRL reaction 👀

I did something similiar, and after you get one character that has 3 positive genetic traits and no negatives there is a decision to "strengthen your bloodline" giving all your descendents from that 40% more chance to inherit positive traits and reducing chance to inherit negative ones. Pretty incredible because most of my family has incredibly powerful traits now. And that allowed me to conquer many lands through marriage and gain powerful allies as the AI loves those traits.. This is the one thing I truly missed in CK2.. If your character inherited any good traits was like a coin toss. Now you can actually make it your strategy..

@Devchi

3 жыл бұрын

True. For a game where you play as a Dynasty, that sort of option is a big upgrade.

@theTranscendentOnes

3 жыл бұрын

yes but it's also OP

@pedrokiihl856

3 жыл бұрын

@@theTranscendentOnes yes but it's also fun

@theTranscendentOnes

3 жыл бұрын

@@pedrokiihl856 its not fun anymore if u roflstomp everybody.

@martijnkwant5314

3 жыл бұрын

@@theTranscendentOnes I don´t know, by the time I am king I generally can stamp on everyone except the largest Empires.. That is a problem that is always there.. To me it depends on how you look at it, your going to get a pretty difficult early to mid game.. Because you need to marry your relatives together to ensure the traits are passed down and the `Pureblood` trait is given.. And you need to be micromanaging your family a lot.. Losing characters will be a big deal.. And they kill each other a lot.. Giving setbacks.. It is very powerful as long as you keep it up.. Stop working on your family and those traits are slowly be diminishing within a few generations. It is a pretty powerful play style, but to me it stays fun for a lot longer then just expanding your Kingdom.. After becoming a Empire I am usally done with the game, but with this family play I have being going for quite a while now.. Not even expanding necessarily but expanding my dynasty into every kingdom in the world.. Got more then a 100 living family members at this point

11:48 Lad married a 10/10 "could crush head between thighs" woman; with taste like that of course he's a genius.

It only took centuries of inbreeding and controlled genetics but the perfect dynasty hath been created

@never_ending_cycle

3 жыл бұрын

A small price to pay for salvation.

creating a chad is nice and all but is he a horse? i dont think so.

@jackthatmonkey8994

3 жыл бұрын

Heresy

@atomicanachronism8849

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Hey People

@bernardosales1044

3 жыл бұрын

SSeth here

@Shmorgus

3 жыл бұрын

giant beautiful herculean horse when

@feetsmeller6977

3 жыл бұрын

H O R S E M.D.

Taureor: Tries to get the greatest person through legitimate means. The Spiffing Brit: Tries to get the greatest person through illegitimate means. iSorrowproductions: Tries to defy God himself by creating an abomination.

@yeetskeet1581

3 жыл бұрын

"tries"???

@hernandogaribaldi8627

3 жыл бұрын

That's Robbaz who always tries to create incestual inbreed abomiations. ISP look like he does true eugenetics by getting the right genes rather than the cultural perjudices.

@kucinglaper5330

3 жыл бұрын

Tries to defy God himself by creating Big Chungus*

@mari0664

3 жыл бұрын

He is god 😂

@Fl4kFire

3 жыл бұрын

True

We must see more on just what this ultimate Chad and his great dynasty can achieve.

@athath2010

3 жыл бұрын

He should try to recruit some of his herculean, giant children as knights, if possible- I wanna see what destruction they can wreak.

@etho7351

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@The-kr9rb

3 жыл бұрын

@@athath2010 warhammer 40k

@safwanshuhaib9968

3 жыл бұрын

Chad nation later becomes the imperium of man.

Normal people: lets make a balanced and functional empire that will last throughout the ages ISP: What if I made a dynasty of spanish Shaqs

alternate tiyle: "creating the armstrong family from fullmetal alchemist"

@Zerpderp0

3 жыл бұрын

This beard has been passed down for generations in the Chad family!

@Ake-TL

3 жыл бұрын

Creating Senator Armstrong from MGR revengeance Medieval Nanomachines, son. You can’t hurt me, infidel!

@samevans847

3 жыл бұрын

Incredible valor! Respectable muscles!

A paradox game that’s is playable and fun at release???? Pinch me i must be dreaming

@danieljabari1772

3 жыл бұрын

​@Drinker_Of_ Milk You still will prob. Idk if you have seen the map but uh not so subtle foreshadowing.

@aroventalmav888

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh, I was fine dropping the cash on CK2. I am in pain that I cannot play this yet.

@Ake-TL

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Jabari China?

@danieljabari1772

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ake-TL i am pretty suspicious of it, yes

@NapalmZombie16

3 жыл бұрын

@@danieljabari1772 tbf map changes are usually free in paradox games

Dude, the disfigured character model looks sweet.

@SolProxy

3 жыл бұрын

Funny how as a disfigured person you look cooler than most other people.

@torquevonthorne948

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Doctor Doom

@inspector5122

3 жыл бұрын

@@torquevonthorne948 same

@wilmagregg3131

3 жыл бұрын

does anyone know if you can get prostheics in this game if you lose limbs like in ck2?

@Zorro9129

3 жыл бұрын

Walk around in London until you get acid thrown in your face, then wear a cool carved mask for the rest of your life.

“I could break the Pope in two with my bear hands!” -The Destroyer

Chungus, the next evolutionary stage of humans, after the homosapien race

@shorewall

3 жыл бұрын

Homo "No Homo" Chungus. :D

@skyhawkslcb18

3 жыл бұрын

Chungosapien

@safwanshuhaib9968

3 жыл бұрын

You have seen Genghis Khan..... Now you'll see *CHUNGUS KHAN*

iSorrowproductions makes a case for eugenics THE VIDEO

@gajbooks

3 жыл бұрын

It's not eugenics, just evolution.

@Ypog_UA

3 жыл бұрын

@@gajbooks you need to research this...

@gajbooks

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ypog_UA He's not going around killing disabled people or making breeding choices for others. He is "himself" as the many incarnations of Big Chungus, so he is just following "natural selection".

@Ypog_UA

3 жыл бұрын

@@gajbooks its not natural selection, selective breeding is part of eugenics...

@gajbooks

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ypog_UA Is me not wanting to marry a fat stupid dwarf with heart problems considered eugenics? No, that's just my choice. Same with Big Chungus only looking for Giantess Amazonians.

That Ironside intro is just a staple of the channel now.

@mustysheep3977

3 жыл бұрын

yea i feel wierd when i see it on another channel, i actually thought it was his intro before seeing it on the other.

@math3000

3 жыл бұрын

@Jack Renders well, he's sponsored

Daddy Sorrow. This will probably get buried because all us kids are smooth brains but there's a decision you can take that will make getting good congenial traits much, much easier. You need each of the leveling traits (intellect, beauty, physique), and one of them needs to be level 3 (genius, beautiful, or herculean), respectively. Basically if you continue and play as one of your kids you'll get it.

If bred and inbred a full albino dynasty, you practically are roleplaying the Targaryens

When you make Gwyn, Lord of Fire through cultivated breeding.

0:13 Oh no, Alabaman Drew got to him

@etho7351

3 жыл бұрын

Next he will just be spectating every game

The virgin smallpox dwarf duke vs the chad genius giant herculean KING

In this episode ISP follows the steps of the Bene Geserit and breeds the perfect human being

@primarchvulkan4013

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a Dune reference?

so that is how the Emperor of men built the Primarchs-

I was waiting for this gigachad

I love how an strategic-managing-politics game became an inbreed simulator.

@derniercaesar5319

3 жыл бұрын

that's one of the reasons why cruzaders king's is so good

It's a shame it wasn't the third installment for a different Paradox game

@leonardosrbljinovic2891

3 жыл бұрын

true

@problems3485

3 жыл бұрын

Cries in Prussian

@diegoidepersia

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes Imperator 3

@murilot.c3823

3 жыл бұрын

Stellaris 3 confirmed

@tententononce2570

3 жыл бұрын

March of the Eagles 3 when

That "Portugal, caralho!" moment when the Queen of the Kingdom of Castile cheats on the King with the Duke of Portucale

This guy may be impressive, but he’s no Fabiano III ‘The Sword of Jesus’.

@CallingSkoot

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god I remember that

"His wife, *_「SKELETOR」_* , is a giant."

My doctor doesn’t look me in the eye anymore during the prostate exams

@rares_ic

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@GrumbusGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@kingmasterfilip2965

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@arbnorbalaj5277

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@deadpan904

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

This is by far one of the best videos you've made in ages. Actually made me laugh out loud.

If you want to be the ultimate Chad, you gotta play as Chad as well. Or in this case, Sao.

But in reality Isorrowproductions, you’re the chad here :)

@squirtleawesome1064

3 жыл бұрын

only a megachad can cccfdsawefxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

@DragonHunter24

3 жыл бұрын

Simp.

@firescorched954

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean trotsky productions

France: **explodes** Charles V, centuries later: *Yes.* _Finally._

Damn finally Gregor clegane can be represented properly in the game of thrones mod once that comes out

@benn454

3 жыл бұрын

Or Robert

The Emperor of Man making the primarchs

14:15 Basically my response to everything that happens in Crusader Kings.

Oh dear lord... Your son at the end actually looks like one of my friends, same beard and hair colour got it all

"I've created the perfect human!" *A vegetarian German artist joins the chat*

pro-tip: play as Leon, he has epic intrigue stats and can kill his brothers with no need for agents if you set your spymaster to support schemes and chuck your wife on assist intrigue

Everybody gangsta until Santa starts building chad dynasty

"My leader........ Big Chungus" ok you got me with that one bro.

The Emperor of Mankind revealed himself to humanity! Rejoice

can we bring back "the sword of jesus"?

@primop6647

3 жыл бұрын

There was a *fun* bug when as Hellenistic pagan in CK2 you would get "The sword of JupiterMarsNeptune..." It really made it kinda annoying but also kinda funny

dwarf giants that are inbred would be cool. take notes

@emilianorios4761

3 жыл бұрын

think those traits are mutually exclusive

@defaultgodxd1293

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilianorios4761 someone has to make a mod, it will be done somehow.

@defaultgodxd1293

3 жыл бұрын

@Ankit Chandola I mean I guess...

@KissatenYoba

3 жыл бұрын

@Ankit Chandola very wide and chunky normal height person

@linkofvev

3 жыл бұрын

@Ankit Chandola Or Eitri from the Avengers Infinity War.

Genetic perfection has been achieved!

I remember laughing my ass off when I saw your character on bokeons stream

This is the must fun ck3 video so far. ISP quality

"Breeding...the perfect human." Thus, every sister of the Bene Gesserit knows.

When your such a man you son is born fully grown and sporting a beard.

We need a Mega-Chad Mega-campaign. And the Chungus must conquer the Tungus!

The Chad of Chads.

Alternative title : How I became the life guard of the gene pool

Ah, finally I can play as the Emperor of Mankind

When the Spanish Inquisition takes you to the king: "Me he cagao' en los pantalones y nisiquiera sé cuál es mi sentencia" (I've crapped my pants and I don't even know my judgment)

I think I might play as the God Emperor of Mankind from 40k using the console cheats

First video of yours I have watched, thoroughly enjoyed and laughed constantly, subscribed!

That was a great ending, good fun ! Keep it up man

In awe at the size of this lad. Peak performance, absolute unit!

OH MY GOD HE'S THIC

All hail Big Chungus THE DESTROYER. I only wish I could live in the world ruled by such Giant Chads

Never seen your videos before but wow, what a great one to start with haha. Awesome content thanks!!

Big Chungus and Skeletor, what legends

Big Chungus in, The Thickening Starring: Big Chungus as, The Giant Big Chungus 2 as, Big Chungus 2 Big Chungus 3 as, Bigus Chungatus Big Chungus 4 as, Bigelo Chungato Big Chungus 5 as, Portugalo Chungelo Big Chungus 6 as, Amazonas Chungazona Big Chungus 7 as, Bigaloto Chungano and without further ado, you love him, you hate him, he's formed the Iberian Chad Empire, he's sired at least ten more kids for the Chungus dynasty, Big Chungus 8 as... Bob.

This is honestly amazing. Made my day.

I have not watched a video of yours in 2 whole months... Now I have a load of content to catch up on and enjoy! looking forward to it

Always helps if you just kill them as soon as you start so you don't go through the 17 stages of grief.

Dios bendiga al gran Chungus, forma de vida perfecta, reconquistador de la península ibérica y uno de los mejores memes de 2018

12:42 death by snu snu

What a great and funny Vid! xD Love it !

You may be depressed, but your videos always make me smile

"First step: find a giant woman!"

"Breeding my way to the top" would have been a good name for this video.

I don't know how KZread did it but ever since yesterday; just one video about this game I knew nothing about nor had any particular interest on, got me in a rabbit hole of videos that made me actually download and play the game. It is weirdly addictive.

Long live the Chadsburg dynasty!

This is perfection.

That guy is basically the mountain from game of thrones but even more of a Chad

Chad the crusader. Awesome.