"... how quickly we're TAUGHT to panic". Truth.

"No person is going to be coughing and still going to Disneyland" Oh how wrong he was

"What kind of person do you think I am that I'll still be embarking on a journey having knowingly been in contact with the most deadly disease on the planet." Well, this did not age well.

@omop5922

2 жыл бұрын

Man ture af

"IM GOING TO DISNEYWORLD!! EVEN OF IT KILLS ME, MICKEY MOUSE AND EVERYBODY ELSE!! IM GOING!!" Not even a minute in and I'm just dead.

@mr.talldarkandhandsome4111

3 жыл бұрын

- People in Florida probably

@hunadilentswana6962

2 жыл бұрын

I died😂😂😂😂😂

Wish he could do a segment like this for coronavirus

@glassesguy8079

4 жыл бұрын

It should be done by an Asian.

lol his american accent is SO swag

@itsmidnightsapphire8996

4 жыл бұрын

What does swag mean?

@tiztoc977

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsmidnightsapphire8996 Suave, sophisticated, cool ;)

@itsmidnightsapphire8996

4 жыл бұрын

Tiztoc thx!

@AlexisTwoLastNames

4 жыл бұрын

Its STELLA!!! no one says that lol. no worries

@sexywhite7198

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty good, but you can tell how much he practiced that line.

respect for this man he talk about africans people and islamic people = me african muslim

@khizarkhan4250

5 жыл бұрын

Ummm.... people don't usually say Islamic people, they just say Muslims.

@nightsfall3n

4 жыл бұрын

Somali?

@loute0076

4 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂🤘🏻

@granda2126

4 жыл бұрын

Muslims !! Islamist is a political view based on shariah, it's not the same!! many Muslim countries are not Islamist mah dude, you should be aware of that brother since you are a Muslim, those mistakes are usually done by westerns!!!

@urtechaltaccount6509

4 жыл бұрын

i am a muslim too!

They didn't care about me, where I was from nor the bananas in my bag🤣🤣🤣

I'm a normal person , I see Trevor Noah I click !

His accents are everything

He’s talk real stuff but makes it less devastating by making it funny

@African_Mermaid

3 жыл бұрын

That's why his documentary is called "You laugh but it's true".

I wanted to laugh at this soo badly. 2020 has me traumatized

Me watching this now as chinese....and I totally understand it when other asian groups busy drawing the lines with chinese, but really being a chinese also doesn’t mean I have the virus😰.

@liteasura6111

4 жыл бұрын

Now it is time to avoid Korean, Hong Kong people, UK people, Australian, Hawaiian, and American People. You know what, let's just avoid every body since there is no distinction on who can get the Covid-19

@dhegadheer2600

3 жыл бұрын

I like how chinese people discriminate against uyghur muslims and literally made their lives a living hell but now corona made the whole world hate u too KARMA is a bitch

@inanzhao7128

3 жыл бұрын

​@@dhegadheer2600 think what you wanna think but remember it hurts others when you assume people for something that they are not. Like if I start to call every pizza girl a bitch just bc you called me a bitch bitch

@chrissy4957

3 жыл бұрын

@@dhegadheer2600 your mindset is very dark... first of all, yes there is horrible discrimation against uyghur muslims, and this needs to stop. what also needs to stop is general discrimination and racism. you can not fight racism with racism. the chinese government and the people involved in this discimination against uyghurs need to be blamed and put under arrest. but there is no logic behind hating the (BIG ASS) population who, just like you and the rest, simply did NOT know about this. if you would not be a hateful person, then you would know that there is lots of chinese people who fight against it. also, what is the point in hating people who f.e. live and were born in a different country like germany/australia/etc. who happen to have chinese decent, but who do not know ANYTHING about a (to them) foreign country like china, like where is the logic on hating on them. please think about this. instead of spreading hate, we all should do something actively against what is happening with the uyghurs. sign petitions, do donations, start demonstrations etc. You do not help uyghurs by hating people, who you categorize as chinese.

@DerMBen

3 жыл бұрын

@@dhegadheer2600 ah yes, because government = population

Watching this during COVID is wild. "What kind of person do you think I am that I would still be embarking on a journey with the most deadly disease on the planet." I have heard of people knowingly having been in contact with COVID 19 and going on their daily business or trips

"And next stop ....Disneyland 😂🤣🤣💔

I spoke to him last week he(Epola)is doing well😂😂😂😂👌👌👌 he nailed it right there

@itsmidnightsapphire8996

4 жыл бұрын

Mohamed Abdulahi Ebola

I love trevor noah 😂😂❤❤❤❤

@dantenero950

5 жыл бұрын

me not... i got better taste in comedy... oh, noah dont do comedy... he is comedy...

@hadial-sagur1170

5 жыл бұрын

Jaden Pinet who’s not 😂

"Like what kind of person do you think I am, that I'll still be embarking on a journey knowingly being in contact with a deadly virus" he said @0:39! And that's exactly what some people are doing right now! I really don't know whether to laugh or to cry

wow this guy making my day like that :)

why is he so funny. what a blessing he is

me watching this is quarantine:👁👅👁

Whats up with that scoop neck shurt tho my man rockin that hillary clinton suit lmfaooo love his comedy still

Mum- *I coughed once, the plane shook * Security- *Have you been in contact with Ebola???* Me- *Uh ... I don't know, never seen him but I met Corona*

I think I’m in love 😍

@legendamjed2864

4 жыл бұрын

Am looking for a girlfriend can you please find som girl needs love to for me thanks

@chelseamusyoki2320

3 жыл бұрын

tell me about it 😂

You know what's funny, people in Ghana feared Ebola but it never came to us.😂

Trevor's accent was so strong back then!!

Love these guys

I love this guy ♥

Nice and true

Australian airport security don't want to see bananas or any other fruit.

@bladelight273

4 жыл бұрын

Where did you get the APPLE? lol

Watching this during Covid

Watching this during CoVid-19

Really nice suit.

this sure hits different during 2020

0:42 Yikes 😂

Love the accent and he is very good.

Corona to Ebola hold ma beer

I'm the sarcastic type but he still makes me laugh

i love this man his views his speach and caring... i mean ive heard many accents in my life even had a love from Johannesburg i love how he brings to life all the different speaking styles

where is the full show ?

@nazrinarif1004

4 жыл бұрын

Flying into america

Which stand up special is this?

2020: sir have you been in contact with COVID-19

Hey guys I just watched the comments about how being next to Asians is dangerous these days but as a South Korean who lives in South Korea, I do hope to believe that you guys do know, in South Korea, to some idiots, the feeling is mutual. We’re all the same guys.

And, replay during C.O.V.I.D.-19 (April 5, 2020, 10:28 P.M., E.T.).

so ironic, comment from China (Hubei province)!

Well now... can anyone say COVID-19?

this is extremely relavent now, 2 disney parks now being temporary closed

I have the same reaction when officials ask me if I’ve been in contact with Corona U seriously think people will say yes at any point?

Nothing but truth

Trevor for President

I work at the airport and so many people compare what happened during Ebola to what's going on with Covid

I was asked once by American Security “ Sir do you have bomb in your bag?” and I replied “ I don’t think so”.

Middle eastern were cruising through security 😅🤣🤣🤣

me watching this now and knowing theres smthg more to look out for along with ebola

Mexicans got on boots

@MysteriousCup

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Mexican do got on boots... * bolts in opposite direction *

honestly... Ebola seems like a play ground bully compared to Rona...

Have you been in contact with corona? That's the new one.

ebola: I am going to get you...hehe he covid-19: hold my bat.. hehehe

uhhhh... so who’s gonna tell him lmaoo

Man y'all are so serious. Just laugh.

Ha ha ha only if there was some measure of security this January ha ha ha

how crazy this is life now came here a year later like wtf

He had no idea....

Were they middle easterners or north Africans who attacked charlie abdo??( Actually they were french citizens right? )

@leaspr7702

4 жыл бұрын

Correct. The first two terrorists were Fench citizens of Algerian descent. So... nothing to do with the Middle East really.

@ostsarahb7466

4 жыл бұрын

bizim eller It’s Charlie Hebdo (Abdo’s an Arabic name 😂)

@bizim_eller

4 жыл бұрын

@@ostsarahb7466 thanks for the correction you supreme one🤣🤣🤣

@ostsarahb7466

4 жыл бұрын

bizim eller As a Lebanese-French person I just thought it was funny 😅

@bizim_eller

4 жыл бұрын

@@ostsarahb7466 👍🙂🙂

Man COVID got jealous after seeing this

Now: Have you been in contact with covid?

Have you been in contact with COVID-19? One of the questions next time :)

It's all by design !

It's just comedy, guys. Chill and laugh

@honestdude8497

4 жыл бұрын

Nope.. that's the truth in the world we are living now...

@bowenm5892

3 жыл бұрын

It's political comedy

@sofianemehenni8495

3 жыл бұрын

Is FACT. Chill and relax people know it ALL

😆😆😆 Yess and next stop Disney World 😆😆😆

Like a Chinese in a Covid-19 crisis

We have v-e-r-y short attention spans.The dentist who shot the lion that was lured out of the park where he was protected.People were ENRAGED.Paintings,poems,rants against the dentist! Then he was forgotten.The school girls abducted by Boko Haram.Rage,ranting,we must save them.Does anyone remember them.

well well well.

Trevor Noah has goblin ears LOL

@epicmonkeydrunk

4 жыл бұрын

And u have a goblin face (:

look where we're at now

Ha!!! Wait until March 2020...

Did Trevor wearing V-neck? 😳

forget Ebola have you meet COVID-19

You should do now in this virus

😂😂😂😂

And then corona happened...

Is all planed behind the curtain..

its croanavirus now

Anybody here for the coronavirus?

"How quickly we're taught to panic".... Covid: Trevor Noah teaches people to panic.

Now it's always been homegrown white men steady and sure!. Everybody knows that.

Where is this Trevor on daily show

@norge0209

4 жыл бұрын

Watch his Between The Scenes clips.

BOY THIS DID NOT AGE WELL

U neck

...But they were terrorists?

@mohamadaitbouhassoun6358

5 жыл бұрын

wolfspain7385 that was before they could confirm it though

The voice change

Facts

@gogodaal7273

4 жыл бұрын

Salahuddin Mansour no

Lol now it's 2020 and we know why we DID have to ask everyone that 😂😂😂 then and now people are dumb

Just because you're a middle eastern doesn't mean you are a muslim, a lot of africans are Muslims and a lot of middle easterns are Christians and jews, and just because you are african doesn't mean you have dark skin complexion, there are a lot of people who have light skin beside the south africans. Africa is a content not a country, it's weird when people call them selves African American but when someone have a white skin he is just american and not European America, i'm really confused.

@itachisasuke7764

Жыл бұрын

continent*

Dude people killed a mass of other people its called being a terrorist wtf you call it ,a disagreement? Terrorist is not a skin color or a ethnic group.Its that action they took in which defines terrorist qualities as well motives.

that didnt age well

This aged badly. 2020 is kinda like hold muh beer

@Sthuthukile

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't that mean it aged well?

0:47 Well, Covid proved, that half of the USA is just like that, Trevor!

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