"They don't realize they're dense" is one of the funniest statements to describe a little person

@jackoshea7136

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 Shane on kill Tony goes "look out man he's built like a fire hydrant"

@devanman7920

2 жыл бұрын

I know that was hilarious!haha

@1standTunaPodcast

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta wrap up

@CodeKube

2 жыл бұрын

Pure GOLD

@pantzdollars7853

2 жыл бұрын

@@1standTunaPodcast lol football reference

Love how Tom talks shit about the guy who broke his hand like he himself didn’t basically explode trying to do a layup 😂

@Brandonthesnifferofall

2 жыл бұрын

Truth 😂

@JeffDonnelly

Жыл бұрын

Explode🤣

@DarkLordofTheSith69

Жыл бұрын

Tom jumped a quarter of an inch of the ground and came back down with the velocity of the space shuttle

@stephengrigg5988

11 ай бұрын

​@@DarkLordofTheSith69it still baffles me how he fucked that up so incredibly

@donnyjevons5437

11 ай бұрын

Surely this was befo?

"was it 9/11" shane is a master

When is Tom going to use his own clip for horrible or hilarious? I’m waiting Tommy…

@yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092

2 жыл бұрын

He's has.

@xbrewtalityx5416

2 жыл бұрын

@@yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092 which episode?

@ETAisNOW

2 жыл бұрын

@@yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092 how could you not know we would all ask what episode??

@conservat1vepatr1ot

2 жыл бұрын

What an amazing name.

@tonyjohnsen3160

2 жыл бұрын

For the love of god its been two months! Which episode, man?

Shane’s hands being slightly apart to show that a 160Ib little person is “dense” has got to be the best use of the gesture

“They’re dense” that killed me

2:50 Christina: You guys want hear a horrible story Shane & Tom in Unison: _Yeah!_

@cod-the-creator

Жыл бұрын

It's because the clip was so awkward and unfunny they were excited to move onto something different.

For some sick twisted reason, this is my favorite series on KZread

@Iamjoeberg

2 жыл бұрын

This & Christina's Curations make my life better

@grimace4257

Жыл бұрын

_Your so twisted babe_

@stephengrigg5988

11 ай бұрын

Bill Burr laughing harder than I've ever seen him laugh at people falling multiple stories is gold

Dude I am fucking crying at 1:18 the way Gillis says "He's a unit" but then brings his hands together like a football I am dying

Shane's gesture at 1:20 actually killed me😂

@Peepholecircus

Жыл бұрын

solid chunk

The guy in the Bob cat should have definitely just stayed in the seat. It's what we're trained to do if your machinery tips. Seat belt, and ride it out. If you jump out you may get crushed.

@LuciusVKayne

2 жыл бұрын

he hasnt watched the video

@AimlessQuotes

2 жыл бұрын

Was just about to comment this, dude obviously isn't the brightest but could've defenitely spared probably both of his legs.

@jessefram2432

2 жыл бұрын

I have watched the video lol I was agreeing with Tom and just saying that it's straight up in the training of how to operate those vehicles.

@LuciusVKayne

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessefram2432 yeah, the training video, the one the guy in the bobcat hasn't watched

@b_x_q

2 жыл бұрын

That dude definitely broke both legs

The dude in the excavator did PRECISELY the one thing you absolutely NEVER do

It's amazing how good Tom looks compared to 5 years ago. Good on him.

@alanmartin6436

2 жыл бұрын

he looks badass

@bigmurph762

2 жыл бұрын

money'l do that to ya

@jaketrons4376

2 жыл бұрын

Not money men just age well. I used to be an ugly dork now I’m a hot dork and slay the single life. Meaning going from no pussy to pussy like pretty often.

@jaketrons4376

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigmurph762 it’s the beard, trust me do a good beard and you’re in it. Edit: beard plus shaved head.

@deadarmd

2 жыл бұрын

Hollywood rubbed off

Man, Christie really knows how to bring the podcast to a grinding halt, huh?

@krotchlickmeugh627

2 жыл бұрын

As well as anything good for that matter

@naturaljoe759

2 жыл бұрын

How did she end up on the podcast? She is obviously not a comedian…

@deventazz8018

2 жыл бұрын

@@thurmanmurman1271 ikr. I don’t think Christina is all that funny but I really like her and Toms dynamic.

@MrAwhiteboy

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

@matttordone562

2 жыл бұрын

She really doesn't have anything useful to say

shane's face after christina's story was hilarious

So happy to see the homie Shane getting some love

Never stop using Tom’s face for these clips 😂😂😂

@evanabbott2737

2 жыл бұрын

I love that thumbnail…😁

@psilobom

Жыл бұрын

It's like Satan looking down on a poor Christian boy he convinced to smoke the devil's lettuce

@joebonen353

Жыл бұрын

@@psilobom hahahaha

YOU MAKE ALL OUR WORK DAYS BETTER YMH!!🇨🇦👍👍💪💪

"I didn't know people die that way." This is a sentence spoken during countless awkward silences

I used to drive a fork lift and the most important rule was to stay in lift if anything went sideways. Before I started working at this company there was a guy moving some material and damaged one of the shelves causing the material to fall to the ground. He jumped out and was crushed by probably 2-3 tons of wood. Had he stayed in the fork lift he would’ve lived.

@stephengrigg5988

11 ай бұрын

It's kind of a catch 22 because it's probably just an unconscious reaction to jump out

@somedude5637

8 ай бұрын

​@@stephengrigg5988that's why you wear your seatbelt so you can't jump without thinking.

@stephengrigg5988

8 ай бұрын

@@somedude5637 your safety supervisor would be proud

@somedude5637

8 ай бұрын

@@stephengrigg5988 I had a 6 months long workman's comp ordeal so I doubt that.

@j.d.hopkins6239

3 ай бұрын

the theory of natural selection or as some would say "thinning of the herd."

Shane Gillis is the best. So naturally funny.

Shane has one of those laughs that just makes you smile

"Alright its night, we're about done driving the cart, the breeze......." 😂😂😂

Watch everything Shane does he is sooo funny ... and fit 😋❤️

This segment needs to get bigger. Bring in more videos with more reactions...NOW!!!

tom's face on the thumbnail is the best

Bro jumping out the digger was terrifying.

@WALTONCHIEF

Ай бұрын

That must have been a leg snapper

Christina’s story is definitely hilarious

@rsfrom954

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@matttordone562

2 жыл бұрын

She really dragged this segment down pretty hard

@tobyrichardson5317

2 жыл бұрын

She’s Yoko Ono bro

@gaybuzzlightyear1294

2 жыл бұрын

@@matttordone562 I disagree. That was a great story.

@matttordone562

2 жыл бұрын

@@gaybuzzlightyear1294 explain why it's a great story

My dad retired from CAT several years ago- funny and scary stories, but he specifically said "Stay in the machine. You're safer in the cab." Dude tried to jump and proved my dad right. 😕

God bless Tom segura …. Doing the lords work day in, day out .

@xPadge112x

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know about that...but I suspect he needs Jesus in some form..

@AnotherOak

2 жыл бұрын

@@xPadge112x you're playing Devils advocate.

I could NOT stop laughing at the guy that broke his hand on the punch game 😂

@gavinhemlock6223

2 жыл бұрын

The hardest ive laughed in a long time holy shit

I work for a company that handles War Veteran's claims and I've read a number of reports involving men going through air craft propellers. Pretty gnarly.

@lindboknifeandtool

2 жыл бұрын

What else what else what else

Why the hell is Christina always taking notes??? She'll randomly take notes like this is a college level dissertation 🤣 she does it EVERY episode

@Notthatbrandon

5 ай бұрын

She watches too much lex fridman

@user-xp5ri2sc4o

2 ай бұрын

I think she just has a random good thought for a conversation but doesn’t want to bring it up but doesn’t want to forget about it neither

"Do you guys want to hear just a horrible story?" Is easily the funniest thing Cherissa has ever said. She should start all of her stories with that.

Horrible or hilarious is my favorite segment.

After Christina told that story, Todd looked over at Nadav, like, "Can we get footage of that?"

Loved this podcast 😂🤣💜

A friend's older brother was a 'little person'. We knew not to mess with him, both because he was our friend's brother but also because he was extraordinarily tough. I've seen him beat the living shit out of people literally twice his height. Once he got them on the ground he was like a pro wrestler, they couldn't get him off. He wasn't nasty, but he'd only take so much teasing and then he'd get violent. It was funny to watch the look of surprise on his victims faces, especially if they were part of a group or trying to show off in front of girls. This was long before camera phones unfortunately, or he'd have been internet famous I'm sure.

@ericthebaldslavedog8778

2 жыл бұрын

Now you have me googling ‘dwarf beats up man.’ A lot of porn for some reason.

@jeremyanderson9430

2 жыл бұрын

Dwarfs giving the business to normal fully grown people? You probably think women should be allowed in the National Football League bc they are just as qualified as men to play. Give me a break🤣😂🤣😂🏉🤱

@ericthebaldslavedog8778

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyanderson9430 kzread.info/dash/bejne/f4Bo2LacdrWYpc4.html

@maxdavis7722

2 жыл бұрын

What??? “They couldn’t get him off”. What?

@deadarmd

2 жыл бұрын

There was a guy at LA fitness who these basketball players were teasing off the court. He mercilessly beat one of the hoopers. It went from laughing to asking for help to silence quick

Shane's gotta come back, I think him and Tom compliment each other so well

@stephengrigg5988

11 ай бұрын

Tom just went on Shane's podcast if you're still interested

@WeepyPeePee

11 ай бұрын

@@stephengrigg5988 yeaaaaaaaaaaa I saw that, thanks

Just noticing Shane is a sprint car fan? Hell yeah! 🤘

Shane is tremendous

'didn't even hear it coming'" killed me for some reason

The hand gesture at 1:20 is hilarious

Shane getting a 9/11 laugh in homage to Norm. Legend in the making.

“Dude he’s a unit. They’re thick” 😂😂

“You gotta wrap up” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@2:40 Segaura: "I think he should've stayed in his seat." Tom's Wife: *Starts writing, "Stay inside the vehicle during an accident"* 🤣🤣🤣

love this

Props to whoever chose that still of Tim for the Horrible or Hilarious segments; it truly is the face you'd expect to see while have your fingernails pulled out.

"Silent propeller" lmao

Shane is too good for these two.

@socialxperiment3162

Жыл бұрын

What? Tom is a legend

I love how much Shane wears my favorite driver's shirt

1:19 “he’s a unit dude they’re thick”

This is a great show and great idea, so freaking funny I want to do one.

I love the midget spin in the first clip

"Hes got terrible hands" 😂😂

I love it how Christina shut that s*** down 🛫🥳🥺🥺

Christina taking notes like buckle up in mini excavator

Don't know why I haven't checked this guy out. Had a look today the guy's hilarious.

@brandonabbott6225

2 жыл бұрын

Sleep cop and Trump speed dating are great

Let's go! All funny!!

It's nice to see the kid from The Sixth Sense is doing well. He's really funny too.

haha man this was nice to watch

Such a legendary thumbnail format

I’m not gonna lie I barely laugh at these but I still watch them lmao. Anytime someone is actually hurt I’m cringing and just watching them laugh

That’s why you never get out of heavy machinery when it’s going to flip.

I'm with Shane on the second one, Tom n Christina's reaction definitely caught me off guard

As a machine operator you NEVER jump during a rollover, that’s a great way to get a limb crushed or worse.

Dense, some of them are 🔥

When Tom said “160!?” And shane did that little 🙌🏻

These are always a hilarious for me

Classic “Silent Propeller Brazilian Airplane” accident

The smiles on Tom's face when he says "he may of lost 2"

I came to say Toms face is pure evil as he describes these vids😂😂😂

A friend of mine was doing smith machine presses, and his tricep muscle snapped. The instability caused his forearm to break. He said what hurt the most was hearing his daughter saying "Dad, you're not as strong anymore!" 😂

This made me forget I was crying

"May have broken both...may have lost two." 😅😅😅 whaaaat

"Do you guys want to hear a horrible story?" *resounding yes*

2:57 the dude laughing in the background is the best 😂 And at 6:33

That guy found out how hard he can punch, lmfao, hard enough to break some fingers 😂😂😂

Clip #2 is hilarious as f**k, because it's French. After the guy in the backhoe gets demolished, his stupid friend says "Ça va?" (How goes it?). "All good, buddy. I'll be eating through a straw for the rest of my life, but other that that Ça va mon amis."

@Cegros

2 жыл бұрын

Oh that’s fucking great lmao

I get so excited when I see this thumbnail

In the first clip the persons little shadow is what got me

I like how on the zipline one, only one of the three workers reacted like anything happened at all

2:50 the way they said yeah. hahaha

I can tell by those shorts he’s never thrown a punch

no the best part of the second one is the guy yelling “SURVIVE” like that’s gonna help him

@bigmurph762

2 жыл бұрын

I think he was saying the dudes name lol. Savad or something

@magicknight13

2 ай бұрын

I'm crying laughing at the idea of someone yelling SURVIVE

The #57 Larson/Silva shirt is awesome! Central Pennsylvania is prime for sprint car racing!

OMGGGG clip #1 💀💀💀💀

Regarding the Atlanta airport, the last time I was there, I was looking out on the tarmac, and it looked like a freeway. I never realized how much ground traffic there was.

Adorable in life , adorable in the light , but surley adorable and light

Shafted with the ending, was waiting for the trampoline one. Can someone link me up with the video.

Love you tom, been a fan since you were chubbers. You should have gillis or Soder on more

A unit

4:50 I did this, except I was kicking a heavybag and the bag sort of rolled with my kick. I slapped my toes on the support bar. The second knuckles on my toes are still mushy to this day

that guy that punched the arcade game for sure got a boxers fracture lol

Wait.. theres a comedy club in OKC?!? Im fuckin in Oklahoma and didnt even know this.. granted I live in 45min north of Tulsa but I wasnt aware of ANY clubs in the state.. other than the joke of a club called the Loony Bin in Tulsa and OKC but they only bring in ppl that youve never heard of.. Im so pumped to hear this!

As a person that’s picked up a little person… they are heaven af! Or old Tom English surprisingly heavy.

Red face thumbnail is perfect

A buddy of mine in college broke his wrist in multiple places from missing one of those arcade speedbags just like that kid. Had a cast for months.

As a heavy machinery operator, I can confirm that accidents are both hilarious and horrible.

@ilikespacedinosaurs

2 жыл бұрын

How bad was the vid? Did the guy die?