Tom & Christina's Craziest Angry Moments - YMH Highlight

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Tom Segura and Christina P share stories about various confrontations they've had and enemies they've made over the course of their lives.
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  • @Rasmos
    @Rasmos2 жыл бұрын

    Christina’s talking about spitting on a girl with more caution than Joey Diaz talks about kidnapping people.

  • @TiagoSilva-rv2ws

    @TiagoSilva-rv2ws

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @ambrizfer7898

    @ambrizfer7898

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well joey Diaz already went to jail for it

  • @austindolan7182

    @austindolan7182

    2 жыл бұрын

    kirsten probably also missed her completely.

  • @MYNAMEizCLARENCE

    @MYNAMEizCLARENCE

    2 жыл бұрын

    “Dawg, it was the summa of ‘86 in Boulda” 🔪

  • @ninjanunch2769

    @ninjanunch2769

    2 жыл бұрын

    Joey is the best 🤣

  • @travisrowe7697
    @travisrowe76972 жыл бұрын

    The background laughing reminds me of when your neighbors have people over out on their deck at 3am and you’re trying to sleep.

  • @Max-he3ji

    @Max-he3ji

    2 жыл бұрын

    are you saying you don't enjoy the background laughter?

  • @leviadams1847

    @leviadams1847

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@josephguigli5390 bro if you don't find these people and their stories funny why are you here

  • @josephguigli5390

    @josephguigli5390

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@leviadams1847 I love these two, they're funny as hell. When every little thing they say causes that guy to laugh like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard annoys me. You could turn it into a drinking game.

  • @DivinityAwakened

    @DivinityAwakened

    2 жыл бұрын

    Living in a home a quarter of a mile from any other building is pure bliss, b

  • @aaronwest1055

    @aaronwest1055

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am that neighbor

  • @KrustyKrabbzy
    @KrustyKrabbzy2 жыл бұрын

    I love how at 1:27 with zero context, Tom happily saying “you know what I did?” causes everyone to burst into laughter

  • @Jarasi98

    @Jarasi98

    2 жыл бұрын

    The smirk says it all lmao

  • @djones5890
    @djones58902 жыл бұрын

    Tom is rethinking his life choices with every word out of Christina's mouth 😳😂😂

  • @mrmoonlight3643
    @mrmoonlight36432 жыл бұрын

    I love how Tom just lets her talk and looks around 😭

  • @sabryngibson2944

    @sabryngibson2944

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol cuz he knows what happens when he points it out. He just wanna make sure we’re all hearing the same shit lmao

  • @alexmays6082
    @alexmays60822 жыл бұрын

    The people Tom hates are underneath his backyard

  • @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft

    @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft

    2 жыл бұрын

    Where are the bodies Tom?

  • @Dr.Gonzoo

    @Dr.Gonzoo

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft he could never say because that wouldn’t be following proto

  • @austindolan7182

    @austindolan7182

    2 жыл бұрын

    yet nadav is alive and well.

  • @mq4ditches

    @mq4ditches

    2 жыл бұрын

    The man’s not Garth Brooks…

  • @hiltonklitzna9394
    @hiltonklitzna93942 жыл бұрын

    When Kristin's eyes get big & scary & passionate is the reason why Jom fell in love

  • @avidodd26

    @avidodd26

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tom, on the other hand, fell in love with her nasty hangers

  • @mort3338

    @mort3338

    2 жыл бұрын

    You good brah?

  • @ZombiesAteMyGF

    @ZombiesAteMyGF

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jom?

  • @leightonlawrence8832

    @leightonlawrence8832

    2 жыл бұрын

    Idk who those people are but fuck yeah man

  • @JW-28

    @JW-28

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@avidodd26 fax. He fell in love with them big ol floppers and everyone knows it.

  • @jAySMR1
    @jAySMR12 жыл бұрын

    Christina was one of those angry goths, love it 😂

  • @dr.doppeldecker3832

    @dr.doppeldecker3832

    2 жыл бұрын

    I bet a lot of random people got the bitch treatment from her^^

  • @Klaudiapettus

    @Klaudiapettus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is one of those angry goths *. It’s still There

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot

    @conservat1vepatr1ot

    2 жыл бұрын

    The amount of crazy shit that those girls let you do to their butts is wild.

  • @TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth

    @TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@conservat1vepatr1ot yeh bro and they don't shower. Good luck with that.

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot

    @conservat1vepatr1ot

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth Nah, the poser ones that are doing it because they hate their dads totally shower and maintain their hygiene. I’m not talking real goth or punk chicks. (Also, it’s the punks that make a point of not showering and smelling like a dumpster).

  • @coldfeetcomical9737
    @coldfeetcomical97372 жыл бұрын

    It's moments like these that remind me that it's not just Tom who's a psychopath.

  • @justghosty666
    @justghosty6662 жыл бұрын

    We need a Garth update! Give the people what they want!!

  • @KC-bg1th
    @KC-bg1th2 жыл бұрын

    Steve-O should have his genome preserved like Big Boss.

  • @Greed70

    @Greed70

    2 жыл бұрын

    Solid Steve-O and Liquid Steve-O become the new Wild Boys to realize their father's dream.

  • @adamlangdon2245
    @adamlangdon22452 жыл бұрын

    I love seeing Tommy’s serial killer side

  • @bluev7427
    @bluev74272 жыл бұрын

    10:45 - Christina is obviously enamoured with the violent aspect of Tom’s story…..

  • @trevorjohnson935

    @trevorjohnson935

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tommy buns getting his scrum ate tonight.

  • @ninjanunch2769
    @ninjanunch27692 жыл бұрын

    Nadav laughing and Toms facial reactions are killing me 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

  • @grinder5000314483

    @grinder5000314483

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yo facts lol

  • @calistafalcontail

    @calistafalcontail

    Жыл бұрын

    Nadavs laugh is demonic and he has major dirtbag vibes.

  • @nottomclancy2439

    @nottomclancy2439

    5 ай бұрын

    RiP native.

  • @jarijansma2207
    @jarijansma22072 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha I just love it when someone else is being honest about something dark, and people around it just kind of reflect on their life choices hahah

  • @Debaucherousgeek
    @Debaucherousgeek2 жыл бұрын

    As funny as Tom and Christina are, the best is the crew laughing hysterically in the background!

  • @roth0422

    @roth0422

    2 жыл бұрын

    No.

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd

    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nadav is the best!

  • @Rileylmao_

    @Rileylmao_

    2 жыл бұрын

    calling Christina funny is an interesting take

  • @Berdymadafakas

    @Berdymadafakas

    2 жыл бұрын

    I call this new phenomenon the "Avery effect"

  • @retroliftsprs

    @retroliftsprs

    2 жыл бұрын

    They laugh like maniacs...... good thing too, otherwise I'd feel alone.

  • @superdinops
    @superdinops2 жыл бұрын

    What a great couple. They make me laugh.

  • @TOMBS5423
    @TOMBS54232 жыл бұрын

    Nadav just LOSING HIS SHIT in the background kills me😂

  • @rd5854

    @rd5854

    2 жыл бұрын

    The show is great but Nadav losing his shit at every little joke is fake and over the top.

  • @TOMBS5423

    @TOMBS5423

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rd5854 nah, his fucking cackle KILLS me dude. If anything it’s a show enhancer for me 😂

  • @taysterrr

    @taysterrr

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TOMBS5423 Nadav, is that you?

  • @TOMBS5423

    @TOMBS5423

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@taysterrr of COURSE it’s not me!!!

  • @TOMBS5423

    @TOMBS5423

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@taysterrr I mean, Nadav! Shit!

  • @JacquesLeCoq26
    @JacquesLeCoq262 жыл бұрын

    *TOUCH MY HAND THROUGH THE WINDOW*

  • @jessicatravis94
    @jessicatravis94 Жыл бұрын

    Haha the way tom looks at christina. I love it! These two are made for each other! They have this dark magnetic attraction to each other!

  • @brandonhahn8760
    @brandonhahn8760 Жыл бұрын

    Man I love Christina. She is the comedian most similar to people I knew in high school (in a good way).

  • @peristau
    @peristau2 жыл бұрын

    “That was fun, that was super fun.” ❤️❤️❤️

  • @deepchillasmr6319
    @deepchillasmr63192 жыл бұрын

    The glove just laying on the desk in the beginning is my spirit animal 🔥

  • @jamesBGgarner
    @jamesBGgarner2 жыл бұрын

    You guys are great !! The only comedy couple that's funny for me and my wife! It's cool that you guys give both sides of funny

  • @kalymoit1798
    @kalymoit17982 жыл бұрын

    8:13 the way cristina reacts felt like they were gonna breed babies right there.

  • @IsaiasMGPalafox
    @IsaiasMGPalafox2 жыл бұрын

    Tom had a Michael Corleone moment there. 🤣💯

  • @danielvalleduarte
    @danielvalleduarte2 жыл бұрын

    Her story was so rated G....I watched in horror as a dude poured boiling water on our mutual friend who was pretending to be passed out...he had to get literal skin grafts

  • @ButteredToast32

    @ButteredToast32

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fuck, man. Sucks to be that guy.

  • @danielvalleduarte

    @danielvalleduarte

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ButteredToast32 it was super fd up, i took him to the hospital, he had to get skin grafted...but. he's honestly one of the happiest guys I know. Didn't even hold any sort of grudge. There's hope for us all

  • @MattH-wg7ou

    @MattH-wg7ou

    Жыл бұрын

    Sounds like some drateR shit to me

  • @VincereVelMori1987
    @VincereVelMori19872 жыл бұрын

    That guy's laugh in the background is positively correlated with his bonuses.

  • @nickwiszniewski4281

    @nickwiszniewski4281

    Жыл бұрын

    That comment was Ace 👌

  • @kyzersoze.musicology
    @kyzersoze.musicology2 жыл бұрын

    Guy laughing in the background is awesome lol

  • @seanmilette5468
    @seanmilette54682 жыл бұрын

    The guys howling in the sound booth makes it even more hilarious, Lmao !!! :-))

  • @bubbles2710
    @bubbles27102 жыл бұрын

    You guys are perfect for each other! 😍

  • @Happy_Spatula
    @Happy_Spatula Жыл бұрын

    Loved that 'snork' of laughter

  • @okjk207
    @okjk2072 жыл бұрын

    I am shocked that Tim didn’t have the “that’s where it spits” drop ready for Christine’s story

  • @krypto-noob397
    @krypto-noob3972 жыл бұрын

    That was super fun!!!

  • @bobbymeller1580
    @bobbymeller15802 жыл бұрын

    Tom, my respect level for you just went up ten fold. How do you listen to those nail biters of stories Push brings to the table. Thanks for following proto Tom. Show her all about a double secret agent

  • @lltuggj5905
    @lltuggj59052 жыл бұрын

    2:39 Tom's like: that's a great torture method, I should really write that one down!

  • @hoyboyn1
    @hoyboyn1 Жыл бұрын

    Tom is like me when my gf tells me a story “wow….yeah….still….Jesus…..yeah….well”

  • @Jadensound
    @Jadensound2 жыл бұрын

    Man there's no standup special as funny as certain podcast clips

  • @kyleadams6925

    @kyleadams6925

    2 жыл бұрын

    💯 my dude. This and Matt and Shane's secret podcast have the funniest clips ever imo

  • @nmc8931
    @nmc89312 жыл бұрын

    That last radio story ... phenomenal

  • @boredbenseven
    @boredbenseven2 жыл бұрын

    Hey Hitler, I just wanted to say a quick thanks to the YMH family. I recently had the worst day of my life and I'm still recovering... the YMH podcast and clips have been keeping me afloat during this painful time. I can always rely on mommy jeans, Crystal P. and Timmy Sephora, to give me something to laugh about when I am down. You guys have helped me more than you know. Thanks!

  • @electthelambda

    @electthelambda

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hope your jeans are higher and tighter now, bud 👖

  • @dylansager6854

    @dylansager6854

    2 жыл бұрын

    Reach out bro I've been there too hope days get better

  • @shakil8746

    @shakil8746

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keep that frown upside down lad

  • @rodrigomeier6623

    @rodrigomeier6623

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why Hitler tho? So confused rn 🤣

  • @ojikumaa

    @ojikumaa

    2 жыл бұрын

    The worst day of your life so far! ☝️

  • @bottomtext2829
    @bottomtext28292 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact! Coincidentally I’ve been listening to the oldest episodes and Kirsten told her phone call threat story in episode 76 or something like that.

  • @mtennantmusic
    @mtennantmusic Жыл бұрын

    Damn I'm really loving this show

  • @ddawsonwilsondawg7967
    @ddawsonwilsondawg79672 жыл бұрын

    "Ah, once a decade," really means, "once every ten months, on average, sometimes sooner, sorry I'm back pedaling, I don't want millions of people to know that I'm a creep JUST LIKE THEM!!!"🤣

  • @suimeingwong2043
    @suimeingwong20432 жыл бұрын

    One of the best advice I got was don't hate, it's like drinking poison so the other person feels bad.

  • @jakekunz5168
    @jakekunz51682 жыл бұрын

    The problem about being the kid who is friends with every group, or at least can be friends with every group, is that while you think you can be friends with everyone, you really have no friends. Nobody that has your back. At least that’s my experience.

  • @Finaggle

    @Finaggle

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dang. Never had that so clearly spelled out for me... Maybe we just never found our actual people.

  • @belufkin810

    @belufkin810

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Finaggle we can be each other’s people. 🤘

  • @nivekiohc

    @nivekiohc

    2 жыл бұрын

    Facts

  • @sweetcheeks5775

    @sweetcheeks5775

    2 жыл бұрын

    True. I got along with everyone but I never had any real friends.

  • @jhart1127

    @jhart1127

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh shit, I wasn't ready for this personal attack 🤔🤔

  • @adrianlindsay3194
    @adrianlindsay31942 жыл бұрын

    GD' it Nedav I always think I can hold it together and then you burst out laughing.

  • @robinevertin8301
    @robinevertin8301 Жыл бұрын

    Lmfaoooo the dude in the back makes everything 10x funnier

  • @larry90944
    @larry909442 жыл бұрын

    " you can say those things, you can say those things" 🎶 🎵

  • @KennySherwood10
    @KennySherwood102 жыл бұрын

    my guy in the backrounds laugh is amaaaaaaaaaaaazing and adds to the bits

  • @luckylady7542
    @luckylady75422 жыл бұрын

    The person laughing in the background has the best laugh I've ever heard. Infectious to say the least.😂🤣 Love you two.❤

  • @NYJWR07

    @NYJWR07

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's Nadav He's a super racist Irishman

  • @mdogzino

    @mdogzino

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@NYJWR07 lol

  • @Gene-XL
    @Gene-XL5 ай бұрын

    I love the relationship between the two of you. What a cool couple!

  • @robertdalke
    @robertdalke Жыл бұрын

    I'm happy I can at least show my other half this and she can relate and also not get too mad at me.

  • @theascendunt9960
    @theascendunt9960 Жыл бұрын

    4:55 The face 😂😂😂

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo2 жыл бұрын

    Gonna co-sign on Tom's story. It is fun to do that. Did it a lot as a teen on the hood. Now as a grown man I can do it with no backup, and gotta tell ya, it's still a blast.

  • @kolesteele4242
    @kolesteele42422 жыл бұрын

    I literally wish I was one of Toms goons in that story. Sounds fucking awesome.

  • @russBwright
    @russBwright2 жыл бұрын

    I gotta say, my favorite part was the nose whistling throughout the entire fucking video. Great job 👏

  • @kevinsanderson4860
    @kevinsanderson48602 жыл бұрын

    I feel like the guys in the back purposely cackle loudly

  • @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
    @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat2 жыл бұрын

    Man this makes me think of so many stupid things I’ve done from 12-19 😂😂🤯

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin99422 жыл бұрын

    All yokes aside, Christina is pretty beautiful.

  • @user-pk1ql4mp5b
    @user-pk1ql4mp5b5 ай бұрын

    Calm down Annie Oakley! Holster that spit pistol!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @benjaminmattern2831
    @benjaminmattern28312 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit that last Thomas where it was so good

  • @user-pk1ql4mp5b
    @user-pk1ql4mp5b5 ай бұрын

    Actually, comparing the people busting up added to Tom's calmness through atrocities is freaking hilarious and the looks on his face 🤣

  • @adilelrhalete4573
    @adilelrhalete4573 Жыл бұрын

    Christina is so Smart and in love 💕 with Tom, it makes watchinhg YMH so fun and cute.

  • @dix0n778
    @dix0n7782 жыл бұрын

    The maniacal laughter on the background gives me vibes this is being recorded in Arkham Asylum.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Жыл бұрын

    I was also an ambassador in high school bc I was in the orchestral band, I played sports, I liked to party, and I was always jamming with different people for my rock band. Plus the school I went to really didnt have cliques. I graduated in 2011 so the "revenge of the nerds" era of high achool was long gone by the time I was that age. The only people that would try to bully me were people that werent worth getting in trouble over bc I knew I could lay them to rest in one or two punches. You could tell that they were people that werent treated right at home and wanted to throw their issues on other people.

  • @udontkno4215

    @udontkno4215

    Жыл бұрын

    So you got punked by kids u could beat up ? Lmao I highly doubt that u jus a nerd

  • @maggotreynolds9749

    @maggotreynolds9749

    Жыл бұрын

    sounds like you were in the cool guy club as well 🎸

  • @GvDoozy
    @GvDoozy2 жыл бұрын

    Tom is such a cool fun guy hahahaha

  • @jeffsworld8197
    @jeffsworld81972 жыл бұрын

    I was the same as Tom. Same schools till 8th grade. 5 high schools later. I hangout with everyone.

  • @danofiremano
    @danofiremano Жыл бұрын

    Tom the Radio Mobster! 🤣

  • @djroddking
    @djroddking2 жыл бұрын

    Tom needs to start walking around with 2 goons 😂

  • @stan5585
    @stan55852 жыл бұрын

    Please re-enact the Goth war and include Bobby Lee.

  • @iamgeminijoker
    @iamgeminijoker2 жыл бұрын

    A+ hilarious 😂

  • @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft
    @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft2 жыл бұрын

    Christina’s sweater looks like a stage prop from Double Dare and…. I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT.

  • @BigBossMan257

    @BigBossMan257

    2 жыл бұрын

    THATS THE SHOW IVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER, THANK YOU 😂😂😂😂

  • @marinr4150

    @marinr4150

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh I loved that show! I always wanted to do the physical challenge

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R2 жыл бұрын

    Tom the intimidator 🤣

  • @user-ex9ti7ds3m
    @user-ex9ti7ds3m2 жыл бұрын

    If one day I hear about Tom starting false rumors he is cheating just to bring out Christina's crazy, I will not be surprised

  • @Uneil1
    @Uneil12 жыл бұрын

    Tom had friends in low places 😂

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 Жыл бұрын

    “We were in competing goth cliques!” 😆🤣💀🤘🔥

  • @gunslangapp
    @gunslangapp2 жыл бұрын

    The fact that Tom is in such bad shape that he got injured from trying to jump is the single most hilarious content that has ever been made.

  • @samplum1567

    @samplum1567

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m pretty sure Tom is actually fairly strong just eats a lot. There’s content of him lifting and he has some legit numbers

  • @2raroh
    @2raroh Жыл бұрын

    I fucking love these two. Fucking original people.You two make my day. How is it that you don't have a billion subscribers.

  • @kennethturner8290
    @kennethturner8290 Жыл бұрын

    06:20 'Competing Goth clicks', roflmao ...that's funny.

  • @lilmabud23
    @lilmabud232 жыл бұрын

    dude in the back dies at anything they say😂

  • @grittypeso2083
    @grittypeso2083 Жыл бұрын

    That goon story was fuckin hilarious 😂

  • @darksideofthesunpodcast1272
    @darksideofthesunpodcast12722 жыл бұрын

    Tom's faces got me in fucking tears

  • @kevinmcgann8752
    @kevinmcgann87522 жыл бұрын

    Wtf, I keep thinking those are cheese puffs in the bag behind her 🤣🤣

  • @lucifericious5846
    @lucifericious58462 жыл бұрын

    Haha what a plot twist. Tom just gets up and leaves like nah that aint it.

  • @DR-420-69
    @DR-420-692 жыл бұрын

    i love how when someone cheats, the person that gets punished is the 3rd party with whom they cheat. the person who presumably made the arrangement not to cheat on you is blameless.

  • @Asisya18

    @Asisya18

    Жыл бұрын

    In the blinding pain of heartbreak, the last thing anyone wants to believe is the person they love so much could possibly betray them. As there's no attachment to the 3rd party, it's much easier to blame them.

  • @milessmith6611

    @milessmith6611

    Жыл бұрын

    Unless that person is in your social circle or is at least aware of the current relationship between two peopled

  • @jackmack3674
    @jackmack36742 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never understood people setting themselves on fire . Fire is the worst. One thing that tops it all is being burned

  • @puppy_sky_3162
    @puppy_sky_31622 жыл бұрын

    Personally I find the third degree to be the best. It's the only one where you don't feel it burning anymore😂

  • @jzack3236
    @jzack32362 жыл бұрын

    My God I'd love to work there in the booth lmfao

  • @DeathSquad66
    @DeathSquad66 Жыл бұрын

    hahaha awesome

  • @timhendricks8913
    @timhendricks89132 жыл бұрын

    Christina has never been hotter.

  • @FluxProGaming

    @FluxProGaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    Beyond smoking

  • @dontebarrett
    @dontebarrett2 жыл бұрын

    Tom the members of the BBC (Black Baldhead Community) would like you to fade your sideburns into your baldhead. It shouldn’t be a borderline to your baldhead, sideburns and a baldy should be one!

  • @The6550s
    @The6550s2 жыл бұрын

    There’s no doubt you two are soulmates.

  • @nguyenhien4740
    @nguyenhien47402 жыл бұрын

    Wow love

  • @astralfluxaf
    @astralfluxaf Жыл бұрын

    Christina is in the Goth Boy Clique 🤣

  • @EastAtlanaSanta
    @EastAtlanaSanta2 жыл бұрын

    ..."But that was fun!..."

  • @abd22slami68
    @abd22slami682 жыл бұрын

    I used to have the biggest crush on Christina when she was old Road Rules. These clips bring me back to these good ol feelings 🥰

  • @tylermunday2146
    @tylermunday21462 жыл бұрын

    People who insist they didnt start beef but are always in beef are most likely causing it and living in denial

  • @PublicRestroom88
    @PublicRestroom885 ай бұрын

    11:17 every guy after telling the most outrageous story you’ve heard

  • @jackcasey2825
    @jackcasey28252 жыл бұрын

    There can only be one raveness !

  • @TheE23slack
    @TheE23slack2 жыл бұрын

    This video should be a lot longer.

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