Tom & Christina's Craziest Angry Moments - YMH Highlight
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Tom Segura and Christina P share stories about various confrontations they've had and enemies they've made over the course of their lives.
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Christina’s talking about spitting on a girl with more caution than Joey Diaz talks about kidnapping people.
@TiagoSilva-rv2ws
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ambrizfer7898
2 жыл бұрын
Well joey Diaz already went to jail for it
@austindolan7182
2 жыл бұрын
kirsten probably also missed her completely.
@MYNAMEizCLARENCE
2 жыл бұрын
“Dawg, it was the summa of ‘86 in Boulda” 🔪
@ninjanunch2769
2 жыл бұрын
Joey is the best 🤣
The background laughing reminds me of when your neighbors have people over out on their deck at 3am and you’re trying to sleep.
@Max-he3ji
2 жыл бұрын
are you saying you don't enjoy the background laughter?
@leviadams1847
2 жыл бұрын
@@josephguigli5390 bro if you don't find these people and their stories funny why are you here
@josephguigli5390
2 жыл бұрын
@@leviadams1847 I love these two, they're funny as hell. When every little thing they say causes that guy to laugh like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard annoys me. You could turn it into a drinking game.
@DivinityAwakened
2 жыл бұрын
Living in a home a quarter of a mile from any other building is pure bliss, b
@aaronwest1055
2 жыл бұрын
I am that neighbor
I love how at 1:27 with zero context, Tom happily saying “you know what I did?” causes everyone to burst into laughter
@Jarasi98
2 жыл бұрын
The smirk says it all lmao
Tom is rethinking his life choices with every word out of Christina's mouth 😳😂😂
I love how Tom just lets her talk and looks around 😭
@sabryngibson2944
Жыл бұрын
Lol cuz he knows what happens when he points it out. He just wanna make sure we’re all hearing the same shit lmao
The people Tom hates are underneath his backyard
@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft
2 жыл бұрын
Where are the bodies Tom?
@Dr.Gonzoo
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft he could never say because that wouldn’t be following proto
@austindolan7182
2 жыл бұрын
yet nadav is alive and well.
@mq4ditches
2 жыл бұрын
The man’s not Garth Brooks…
When Kristin's eyes get big & scary & passionate is the reason why Jom fell in love
@avidodd26
2 жыл бұрын
Tom, on the other hand, fell in love with her nasty hangers
@mort3338
2 жыл бұрын
You good brah?
@ZombiesAteMyGF
2 жыл бұрын
Jom?
@leightonlawrence8832
2 жыл бұрын
Idk who those people are but fuck yeah man
@JW-28
2 жыл бұрын
@@avidodd26 fax. He fell in love with them big ol floppers and everyone knows it.
Christina was one of those angry goths, love it 😂
@dr.doppeldecker3832
2 жыл бұрын
I bet a lot of random people got the bitch treatment from her^^
@Klaudiapettus
2 жыл бұрын
Is one of those angry goths *. It’s still There
@conservat1vepatr1ot
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of crazy shit that those girls let you do to their butts is wild.
@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth
2 жыл бұрын
@@conservat1vepatr1ot yeh bro and they don't shower. Good luck with that.
@conservat1vepatr1ot
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth Nah, the poser ones that are doing it because they hate their dads totally shower and maintain their hygiene. I’m not talking real goth or punk chicks. (Also, it’s the punks that make a point of not showering and smelling like a dumpster).
It's moments like these that remind me that it's not just Tom who's a psychopath.
We need a Garth update! Give the people what they want!!
Steve-O should have his genome preserved like Big Boss.
@Greed70
2 жыл бұрын
Solid Steve-O and Liquid Steve-O become the new Wild Boys to realize their father's dream.
I love seeing Tommy’s serial killer side
10:45 - Christina is obviously enamoured with the violent aspect of Tom’s story…..
@trevorjohnson935
2 жыл бұрын
Tommy buns getting his scrum ate tonight.
Nadav laughing and Toms facial reactions are killing me 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
@grinder5000314483
2 жыл бұрын
Yo facts lol
@calistafalcontail
Жыл бұрын
Nadavs laugh is demonic and he has major dirtbag vibes.
@nottomclancy2439
5 ай бұрын
RiP native.
Hahaha I just love it when someone else is being honest about something dark, and people around it just kind of reflect on their life choices hahah
As funny as Tom and Christina are, the best is the crew laughing hysterically in the background!
@roth0422
2 жыл бұрын
No.
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
2 жыл бұрын
Nadav is the best!
@Rileylmao_
2 жыл бұрын
calling Christina funny is an interesting take
@Berdymadafakas
2 жыл бұрын
I call this new phenomenon the "Avery effect"
@retroliftsprs
2 жыл бұрын
They laugh like maniacs...... good thing too, otherwise I'd feel alone.
What a great couple. They make me laugh.
Nadav just LOSING HIS SHIT in the background kills me😂
@rd5854
2 жыл бұрын
The show is great but Nadav losing his shit at every little joke is fake and over the top.
@TOMBS5423
2 жыл бұрын
@@rd5854 nah, his fucking cackle KILLS me dude. If anything it’s a show enhancer for me 😂
@taysterrr
2 жыл бұрын
@@TOMBS5423 Nadav, is that you?
@TOMBS5423
2 жыл бұрын
@@taysterrr of COURSE it’s not me!!!
@TOMBS5423
2 жыл бұрын
@@taysterrr I mean, Nadav! Shit!
*TOUCH MY HAND THROUGH THE WINDOW*
Haha the way tom looks at christina. I love it! These two are made for each other! They have this dark magnetic attraction to each other!
Man I love Christina. She is the comedian most similar to people I knew in high school (in a good way).
“That was fun, that was super fun.” ❤️❤️❤️
The glove just laying on the desk in the beginning is my spirit animal 🔥
You guys are great !! The only comedy couple that's funny for me and my wife! It's cool that you guys give both sides of funny
8:13 the way cristina reacts felt like they were gonna breed babies right there.
Tom had a Michael Corleone moment there. 🤣💯
Her story was so rated G....I watched in horror as a dude poured boiling water on our mutual friend who was pretending to be passed out...he had to get literal skin grafts
@ButteredToast32
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck, man. Sucks to be that guy.
@danielvalleduarte
2 жыл бұрын
@@ButteredToast32 it was super fd up, i took him to the hospital, he had to get skin grafted...but. he's honestly one of the happiest guys I know. Didn't even hold any sort of grudge. There's hope for us all
@MattH-wg7ou
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like some drateR shit to me
That guy's laugh in the background is positively correlated with his bonuses.
@nickwiszniewski4281
Жыл бұрын
That comment was Ace 👌
Guy laughing in the background is awesome lol
The guys howling in the sound booth makes it even more hilarious, Lmao !!! :-))
You guys are perfect for each other! 😍
Loved that 'snork' of laughter
I am shocked that Tim didn’t have the “that’s where it spits” drop ready for Christine’s story
That was super fun!!!
Tom, my respect level for you just went up ten fold. How do you listen to those nail biters of stories Push brings to the table. Thanks for following proto Tom. Show her all about a double secret agent
2:39 Tom's like: that's a great torture method, I should really write that one down!
Tom is like me when my gf tells me a story “wow….yeah….still….Jesus…..yeah….well”
Man there's no standup special as funny as certain podcast clips
@kyleadams6925
2 жыл бұрын
💯 my dude. This and Matt and Shane's secret podcast have the funniest clips ever imo
That last radio story ... phenomenal
Hey Hitler, I just wanted to say a quick thanks to the YMH family. I recently had the worst day of my life and I'm still recovering... the YMH podcast and clips have been keeping me afloat during this painful time. I can always rely on mommy jeans, Crystal P. and Timmy Sephora, to give me something to laugh about when I am down. You guys have helped me more than you know. Thanks!
@electthelambda
2 жыл бұрын
Hope your jeans are higher and tighter now, bud 👖
@dylansager6854
2 жыл бұрын
Reach out bro I've been there too hope days get better
@shakil8746
2 жыл бұрын
Keep that frown upside down lad
@rodrigomeier6623
2 жыл бұрын
Why Hitler tho? So confused rn 🤣
@ojikumaa
2 жыл бұрын
The worst day of your life so far! ☝️
Fun fact! Coincidentally I’ve been listening to the oldest episodes and Kirsten told her phone call threat story in episode 76 or something like that.
Damn I'm really loving this show
"Ah, once a decade," really means, "once every ten months, on average, sometimes sooner, sorry I'm back pedaling, I don't want millions of people to know that I'm a creep JUST LIKE THEM!!!"🤣
One of the best advice I got was don't hate, it's like drinking poison so the other person feels bad.
The problem about being the kid who is friends with every group, or at least can be friends with every group, is that while you think you can be friends with everyone, you really have no friends. Nobody that has your back. At least that’s my experience.
@Finaggle
2 жыл бұрын
Dang. Never had that so clearly spelled out for me... Maybe we just never found our actual people.
@belufkin810
2 жыл бұрын
@@Finaggle we can be each other’s people. 🤘
@nivekiohc
2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@sweetcheeks5775
2 жыл бұрын
True. I got along with everyone but I never had any real friends.
@jhart1127
Жыл бұрын
Oh shit, I wasn't ready for this personal attack 🤔🤔
GD' it Nedav I always think I can hold it together and then you burst out laughing.
Lmfaoooo the dude in the back makes everything 10x funnier
" you can say those things, you can say those things" 🎶 🎵
my guy in the backrounds laugh is amaaaaaaaaaaaazing and adds to the bits
The person laughing in the background has the best laugh I've ever heard. Infectious to say the least.😂🤣 Love you two.❤
@NYJWR07
2 жыл бұрын
That's Nadav He's a super racist Irishman
@mdogzino
2 жыл бұрын
@@NYJWR07 lol
I love the relationship between the two of you. What a cool couple!
I'm happy I can at least show my other half this and she can relate and also not get too mad at me.
4:55 The face 😂😂😂
Gonna co-sign on Tom's story. It is fun to do that. Did it a lot as a teen on the hood. Now as a grown man I can do it with no backup, and gotta tell ya, it's still a blast.
I literally wish I was one of Toms goons in that story. Sounds fucking awesome.
I gotta say, my favorite part was the nose whistling throughout the entire fucking video. Great job 👏
I feel like the guys in the back purposely cackle loudly
Man this makes me think of so many stupid things I’ve done from 12-19 😂😂🤯
All yokes aside, Christina is pretty beautiful.
Calm down Annie Oakley! Holster that spit pistol!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit that last Thomas where it was so good
Actually, comparing the people busting up added to Tom's calmness through atrocities is freaking hilarious and the looks on his face 🤣
Christina is so Smart and in love 💕 with Tom, it makes watchinhg YMH so fun and cute.
The maniacal laughter on the background gives me vibes this is being recorded in Arkham Asylum.
I was also an ambassador in high school bc I was in the orchestral band, I played sports, I liked to party, and I was always jamming with different people for my rock band. Plus the school I went to really didnt have cliques. I graduated in 2011 so the "revenge of the nerds" era of high achool was long gone by the time I was that age. The only people that would try to bully me were people that werent worth getting in trouble over bc I knew I could lay them to rest in one or two punches. You could tell that they were people that werent treated right at home and wanted to throw their issues on other people.
@udontkno4215
Жыл бұрын
So you got punked by kids u could beat up ? Lmao I highly doubt that u jus a nerd
@maggotreynolds9749
Жыл бұрын
sounds like you were in the cool guy club as well 🎸
Tom is such a cool fun guy hahahaha
I was the same as Tom. Same schools till 8th grade. 5 high schools later. I hangout with everyone.
Tom the Radio Mobster! 🤣
Tom needs to start walking around with 2 goons 😂
Please re-enact the Goth war and include Bobby Lee.
A+ hilarious 😂
Christina’s sweater looks like a stage prop from Double Dare and…. I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT.
@BigBossMan257
2 жыл бұрын
THATS THE SHOW IVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER, THANK YOU 😂😂😂😂
@marinr4150
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I loved that show! I always wanted to do the physical challenge
Tom the intimidator 🤣
If one day I hear about Tom starting false rumors he is cheating just to bring out Christina's crazy, I will not be surprised
Tom had friends in low places 😂
“We were in competing goth cliques!” 😆🤣💀🤘🔥
The fact that Tom is in such bad shape that he got injured from trying to jump is the single most hilarious content that has ever been made.
@samplum1567
2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure Tom is actually fairly strong just eats a lot. There’s content of him lifting and he has some legit numbers
I fucking love these two. Fucking original people.You two make my day. How is it that you don't have a billion subscribers.
06:20 'Competing Goth clicks', roflmao ...that's funny.
dude in the back dies at anything they say😂
That goon story was fuckin hilarious 😂
Tom's faces got me in fucking tears
Wtf, I keep thinking those are cheese puffs in the bag behind her 🤣🤣
Haha what a plot twist. Tom just gets up and leaves like nah that aint it.
i love how when someone cheats, the person that gets punished is the 3rd party with whom they cheat. the person who presumably made the arrangement not to cheat on you is blameless.
@Asisya18
Жыл бұрын
In the blinding pain of heartbreak, the last thing anyone wants to believe is the person they love so much could possibly betray them. As there's no attachment to the 3rd party, it's much easier to blame them.
@milessmith6611
Жыл бұрын
Unless that person is in your social circle or is at least aware of the current relationship between two peopled
I’ve never understood people setting themselves on fire . Fire is the worst. One thing that tops it all is being burned
Personally I find the third degree to be the best. It's the only one where you don't feel it burning anymore😂
My God I'd love to work there in the booth lmfao
hahaha awesome
Christina has never been hotter.
@FluxProGaming
2 жыл бұрын
Beyond smoking
Tom the members of the BBC (Black Baldhead Community) would like you to fade your sideburns into your baldhead. It shouldn’t be a borderline to your baldhead, sideburns and a baldy should be one!
There’s no doubt you two are soulmates.
Wow love
Christina is in the Goth Boy Clique 🤣
..."But that was fun!..."
I used to have the biggest crush on Christina when she was old Road Rules. These clips bring me back to these good ol feelings 🥰
People who insist they didnt start beef but are always in beef are most likely causing it and living in denial
11:17 every guy after telling the most outrageous story you’ve heard
There can only be one raveness !
This video should be a lot longer.