I listened to audio first. I came back to watch the footage and ALL of the people look exactly how I imagined.

@anthonybrown7861

5 жыл бұрын

You and I both.

@samir6047

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaah🤣🤣🤣

@davejones5640

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you do that to yourself? Their's good stuff on KZread.

@foatie

5 жыл бұрын

So accurate. 😂

@moasto02

5 жыл бұрын

I thought Rina would be fat but not fuckin huge. She has a voice like she actually has self-esteem.

Batterina says the f word like she just started using it 2 weeks ago

@BobV97

5 жыл бұрын

Shaolin Funk? Shaolin *Fuck!*

@aarong.2545

5 жыл бұрын

Uh it’s Rina you fucking asshole. Also I’m not racist, my neighbors black sooo...

@biglicker4473

5 жыл бұрын

its rina you jackass dont call her batterina, god! people these days

@Aribbonofsoundmen

5 жыл бұрын

Shaolin Funk You would know.

@derekhunter5040

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure she said Fattarina.

"you like people that rely on public transportation" LMAOOO jesus christ Tom

@huxleypolson-filas1385

3 жыл бұрын

This had me snorting it’s one of my favorite lines ever

@ZeranZeran

Жыл бұрын

I've had to take the bus for a while after I graduated.. He's not wrong. Fucking spot on, and hilarious.

@magicknight13

3 ай бұрын

LMFAOOO😂😂

I did drugs and got laid. I mean, at least I had a life. That's tombstone material right there.

This show is the only way I can tolerate Tik Tok clips.

@ididthisforthecomments.5893

5 жыл бұрын

I wear a welding helmet while I watch them.

@lyanderthegreat663

5 жыл бұрын

Same.

@nedisahonkey

4 жыл бұрын

Love your Kaepernick profile pic 😤 💪🏿 💯

@JamesBuggemo

4 жыл бұрын

@Ned Mononymous You need to be more observant. Its Bob Ross in an Iron Man suit

@nedisahonkey

4 жыл бұрын

@@JamesBuggemo I know, I was making a silly joke

Hands down the best segment. Do this every show holy shit

@FungusMossGnosis

5 жыл бұрын

They could have gone twice as long with just these clips. A wealth of insanity! They didn't even mention the last lady in Starbucks had a big folding knife clipped against her left tit.

@kc2094

5 жыл бұрын

They should get Captain Mercell to do a little mini interview online for one of the podcasts

@kody3333333

5 жыл бұрын

I agree, this shit was hilarious!

@robertfoglia1240

5 жыл бұрын

I know I wish Tom was into it more

@tom_shredz

5 жыл бұрын

Movie Vet ok well....that’s just like.....your opinion man

The laughing in the background of YMH brings me joy on a level i can't properly express with words lol

@TheXquisit1

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

@SEEYAIAYE

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like a Tik Tok because for the last few months I thought it was Josh having a mic in the new studio, didn't realize they brought on a bunch of people for the new setup.

@KrogunDK

2 жыл бұрын

Laugh tracks in the olden days with sitcoms was HORRIBLE. I don't know what it is about hearing the team back there cracking up, it's super contagious!

@Bminutes

2 жыл бұрын

I one hundredly pacificly agree

@qwicxs

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit waiting for lunch got stung by the same 🐝 zzzz

If I ever download TikTok it will be because of Christina

@Calilou52

5 жыл бұрын

Dont do it, dont support the cancer

@philosorapper5454

4 жыл бұрын

And also never download Tik Tok because if Christina.

Christina’s tik tok feed is like something from a Stephen King short story.

@thomasgartland9763

5 жыл бұрын

grayRain totally... a real “short” story 😉

@rahmshoshana1254

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god 😝 lol

@goldenglazed3767

5 жыл бұрын

Carpal jets Hit the ground Carpal jets Hit the ground Carpal jets Hit the ground Carpal jets Hit the ground

@BillShatner31

3 жыл бұрын

They're just showing us the majority of Americans. That's infinitely more terrifying lol.

@Saghilarious

2 жыл бұрын

Mars volta and your moms house, so I'm not alone in this world

from a compassionate POV, Batterina is one of those kids who feels rejected so decides to be as off putting as possible to be rejected on THEIR narrative. I feel so bad for all these nerdy, awkward young people.

@Sum1BetrThanU1

5 жыл бұрын

What can you do. We all go through something like that but we cut it out around middle/high depending. I think the soy milk is stunting these kids

@biglicker4473

5 жыл бұрын

shes hot too probably gets hassled all the time

@80lemon80

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been looking for the words to explain what that defense mechanism is for ever and u just said it perfectly

@sealtheirlid4760

5 жыл бұрын

@@holeindanssock156 back to work

@holeindanssock156

5 жыл бұрын

@@sealtheirlid4760 Watch your mouth out here.....

You had me at "they have their own Olympics".

Batarina legitimately freaked me out because my mental image of her from the audio was exactly spot-on.

I swear I thought she said "Faterina".

@CorbCorbin

5 жыл бұрын

Faterina Weasley

@thadesweatt303

5 жыл бұрын

Don't piss her off bro! That's the wrong thing to do!

@jesseknox9322

5 жыл бұрын

Its more suiting

@PapiJack

5 жыл бұрын

BODY SHAMING!!! KZread is gonna come for you boy!

@caseytrader7478

5 жыл бұрын

@@PapiJack I got KZread premium, so I got immunity.

The Captain is also a crossing guard? Somehow I feel she does an outstanding job. Seriously.

I thought she said "Butterina" and I was like "Well I see why she wouldn't want to be called that"

@borismuller86

4 жыл бұрын

Badguy Birdie nah that girl wants you to say “butter” as often as possible around her.

@Nard88

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 I can’t even…

"babe, eveyone you've shown me is mentally ill." LOLLLLL

Nobody: Marcel: I need back up

@PistolPat

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's CAPTAIN Marcel!

This needs to be an ongoing series, I'm laughing hysterically.

@SativaLungz

5 жыл бұрын

I can't be the only one convinced Batterina and Triggly puff are the same person.

@MadeUpTV

4 жыл бұрын

Right

@baronvonsnazzy3355

4 жыл бұрын

@@SativaLungz the triggleypuff hasn't been spotted in 3 years, it's possible.

@ItsGubbinTime

Жыл бұрын

Arguably the best recurring segment on mug today 3y later lol

My sister went down, I'm going down into the mountain! Lmao that fuckin sound bit is perfect

@negativeindustrial

3 жыл бұрын

Was that one male or female?

@filipcar96

Ай бұрын

I know this is beside the point, BUT aren't you supposed to go up in the mountain?

“But it makes sense right?” “I mean I GUESS” Describes TikTok perfectly

I am obsessed w/ Battarina she MADE UP a fucking stupid nicknames then said don’t fucking call me that, what a loon. So amazing

Batterina is a vampire? Apparently, blood is very, VERY high in calories!

@theoregonguy

5 жыл бұрын

She only preys on the wheelchair bound type 2 diabetics. They're the only people she can catch.

@josetato

5 жыл бұрын

@@theoregonguy lmaooooo

@FlintSparkedStudios

5 жыл бұрын

It's like a tick after 6 hours of gorging

@anthonywhite7873

5 жыл бұрын

That's funny!

@user-py8tf7fz8p

3 жыл бұрын

She was feeding on Bert, turns out she was drinking kool aid

Bless Christina for finding these gems. She’s doing the Lord’s work.

As for the N-Word girl. I learned something in my 43 years: Crazy is hot, crazy always puts out, crazy is never worth it.

@CountDoucheula

5 жыл бұрын

Crazy throws a damn fine lay, though. Just gotta give 'em that noodle and skidoodle.

@RubbelisPro

4 жыл бұрын

Crazy always ends with a feeling of emotional ineptitude after sex or crabs

@Salomon_G

4 жыл бұрын

It's real easy. Find out what disgusts crazy, and do that endlessly when it's time to bail out. They'll dump you, and you walk away whistlin' and struttin'.

@borismuller86

4 жыл бұрын

Señor Romántico *writes that down*

@seandalavis

4 жыл бұрын

That's true from my experience too 😂

Tom said “OMG” when the Asian kid came on before he even said anything 🤣

When Christina said she got laid a lot in high school Tom was just like Ok

@wolferine6466

5 жыл бұрын

Adam Flood Because he was thinking about the time Theo Von hit that ass back in the 90’s

@tedcrilly46

Жыл бұрын

pretty girls don't really "get laid" though. like its not really an achievement.

As a Slytherin, I feel comfortable saying that Tom is 1000% a slytherin.

@DDRWesselink

Жыл бұрын

Same lol 🤣

Tom's hearty laugh fills me with joy

One of my favorite exchanges: "Like, I get it. I was goth in high school, which I can assume is a form of cosplay" "Wait how is goth cosplay?" "Well, like, I was dressed up like I thought I was the living dead. So it IS kind of stupid."

@theoregonguy

5 жыл бұрын

I'd say it's a gray area, but goths only see things in black and white.

@SpikeJonesTheCr0oked

Жыл бұрын

​@@theoregonguy underrated comment. 😂😂

I love Christina P's snort when she laughs

7:11 christina did the perfect predator growl by accident

@realperx1102

5 жыл бұрын

Jesse Knox yooo 😂

@ratinthecat2

5 жыл бұрын

lookin' for this comment. wtf was that? something primal was activated in her.

@wesoldiersallday

5 жыл бұрын

Great catch

@DarkPhoenix671

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao what the fuck, I can’t believe I didn’t catch this the first time around. That shit was fucking great.

@Saghilarious

2 жыл бұрын

Omg!

I'm Stogie Guy but don't ever call me that! It would piss me off and that's the wrong thing to do.

@luk3dawgnasty

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Stogie Guy, why does it piss you off if people call you Stogie Guy?

Christina: "I want to see the outlier." Tom: "No, yea, they're here." I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@benjamjarmin

5 ай бұрын

They have their own olympics (Wait until they discover Hobbyhorsing)

Idk why Tom is so reluctant. Tik tok IS YMH. It’s everything they are and search for lol

"Within moments you'd be thinking, 'I gotta get outta here.'"

where did these people go before TikTok? I feel like we’ve uncovered a new form of humanity altogether

@sqaure4175

5 жыл бұрын

The public library. It’s filled with these creatures

@Bobble86

5 жыл бұрын

Faterina definitely has a Tumblr

@iorilamia

5 жыл бұрын

Jail

@jamesb1524

5 жыл бұрын

Wal-Mart.

Loved it. Totally on board. More videos like this, it's so awesome.

I’m literally sitting in a Starbucks hysterically laughing like a fucking crazy person at this video. This has to be the funniest YMH clip I’ve ever seen

@thomashassall96

Жыл бұрын

There's stiff competition, check out taking fatties off airplanes 😂

2am. And crying over Multivitamins.

Keep em high and tight fellow mommies, because I'm going down to the mountains to get my sister. This is Captain Marcell I need backup.

It's insanely ridiculous how you two make me laugh on my knees. I'm seriously crying. I can't even get enough oxygen I'm laughing so hard. Comic genius and you're killing me.

@BeyondSorrowYYY

5 жыл бұрын

Southern Fun yes, he dieded

@TheMrawesomegames

2 жыл бұрын

you know whats killing me is the spontaneous pain i get in my urethra, consider yourself one lucky duck

@halfpint5877

8 ай бұрын

Bot

Minor detail, but those are Bat Wings, not Ears.

@metalfuk1

4 жыл бұрын

That’s not her biggest problem, man.

@davisnicholas9123

3 жыл бұрын

She is her biggest her

This has got to be the funniest YMH clip I've seen yet.

"They're people who have their own Olympics"

I was howling for a straight minute after he said "My Name is Tom. Don't you fuckin' dare call me that." I'm still chuckling about it.

Christina's analysis and explanations are so spot on. Woman is really smart.

Funniest part is all the laughter in the background. And when Tom laughs.

@jeffboyd8139

5 жыл бұрын

This is the r word mentality that spawned laugh tracks in tv shows. It's so the r worded viewers know when they're supposed to laugh because they're too dumb to figure it out on their own.

Please keep showcasing Christina’s favorite tiktoks I love this

Tom kinda looks like if Lee Syat got his shit together and lost some weight about ten years from now.

@foatie

5 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck!

@notrealy180217

5 жыл бұрын

What the fuck does Lee Syat eat lmfao. Joey said he used to eat like 2 pounds of bacon, eggs and all this shit for just breakfast. He was fatter than Lee but it's insane how people have these addictions and we never address them. It's especially weird when we put up with it with politicians. Obviously lee lives off of fried food and candy. There is so other way you end up looking that way

@Chiefthepup

5 жыл бұрын

@@notrealy180217 your definitely a Cool Guy

@coreyS33

5 жыл бұрын

He also looks mmmmmm' almost exactly like Garth Brooks.

@notrealy180217

5 жыл бұрын

@@Chiefthepup I'm a Terry

"One hundredly pacificly delicious".... dude. I love you

@elspoko

5 жыл бұрын

I'm 100% sure that chick was a stripper at 15,wears daisy dukes with long sleeve shirts and calls her cousin that lives in a double wide trailer home "uppity."

How can she be Hufflepuff with that much anger - she’s clearly Ravenclaw or Slyerian.

@negativeindustrial

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t even know what that means.

Dude. This was back in the Good Years when I still listened to this pod while driving across the country for work. I remember hearing all these, but this is the first time seeing the actual video and it's new all over again. Captain Marcelle has like some Iron Man HUD shit going on lmfao, I never knew that before. So good!

Captain Marcel has some strong Wesley Willis vibes, man.

@JamesBuggemo

5 жыл бұрын

Never forget, He whooped Batman's ass.

@jessehardin8500

5 жыл бұрын

You made my day I forgot about Wesley willis

@xpatzorsx

5 жыл бұрын

@@jessehardin8500 You know, I kinda did too until I heard Cap. Marcel.

@xpatzorsx

5 жыл бұрын

@@JamesBuggemo He whooped Batman's ass. . .

@jessehardin8500

5 жыл бұрын

@@xpatzorsx he also whipped Spiderman's ass

This should be happening every day please and thank you, even share it with your guests! They will love it!

This entire podcast is the definition of the term “punching down” and I am all for it.

@Svoorhout85

5 ай бұрын

Some people need to stay down.

That coffee chick clearly doesn't need coffee...she's got a hundredly specifically Meth diet

@FungusMossGnosis

5 жыл бұрын

Respect a lady who has a big knife poking out of her breasts.

@evanmaguire5976

5 жыл бұрын

Pacificly

Good morning blueban, Video too short 😂😂😂 This needs to be a series, try it out guys .

@puppetsoftherealm4742

5 жыл бұрын

Who's blue ban? Is that a nod at redban?

@negativeindustrial

3 жыл бұрын

@@puppetsoftherealm4742 Blueban is the Redban for YMH

Christina I can relate so much. I loved all the weirdos that existed only because of how sheltered they were then I thought all those people died out slowly with the internet. Glad to see they still exist

Second dude is Beebee890. He's been making vids for years. He used to do can crushing videos in his free time. He's legit

@ShanePWagner

5 жыл бұрын

One of his other classic vids kzread.info/dash/bejne/fnx-zs-zcpnTZag.html

i know im late on this matter but i just found you guys on youtube and became addicted, especially towards christina p's tiktoks

Ok but I rely on public transportation so triggered.

@tchrisou812

5 жыл бұрын

you don't use public transportation

@saraforney3940

5 жыл бұрын

tchrisou812 I really do. I’m a sad ass bitch

@bombpenguin29

5 жыл бұрын

Sara Forney I get it if you’re in a place like NY or something but if you’re in a rural place YIKES

@saraforney3940

5 жыл бұрын

bombpenguin29 I live in rural WV & my life is a mess ok

@greetthemind

5 жыл бұрын

Sara Forney Are you hot?

I bet this is who Christina sat with at lunch in High School.

@meghanhixon3241

2 жыл бұрын

Who?

@Goodyman20452

2 жыл бұрын

@@meghanhixon3241 No idea it was 2 years ago. I'm assuming the people in the video.

I've listened to this so much but the video versions are the greatest, keep them high and tight Christina & Tom

So Baterina names herself Baterina as sort of a Vampire-version of Katerina. Okay cool. But then to tell people not to call you the name you named yourself, and instead to shorten your name to just the part you didn’t change is insane. And I love when she goes “If you couldn’t tell, I’m a 20 year-old vampire” like yeah I can tell you’re a vampire bc of the bat wings, I just couldn’t tell you were 20 because you have the face of a 1880s grandma.

@thomashassall96

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust

9 ай бұрын

Don’t be rude to Rina. You vampire racist.

I could watch 8 hours of this without getting bored. This is the quality content my generation craves.

@FriezaSucks

5 жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself. This is wack.

@stanleykubik1778

Жыл бұрын

Yeah cause your generation is retarded

Got bees on my head but don't call me a bee head...

@michaelrundhaug4005

5 жыл бұрын

I got Bruce Lees in my head, but don't call me a lee head!

@michaelrundhaug4005

5 жыл бұрын

Bruce Lees on my head, but don't call me a lee head.

@yig_501

5 жыл бұрын

whats this from again

@ctt544

5 жыл бұрын

Now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed

Tom is so hard on Christina's TikTok's...the "Multivitamin" one is just hilarious XD

Dude the early era of Christine's curations were gold :D

4:20 That's from 'In Bruges', but it's the actor who played Mad-Eye Moody talking to the actor who played Voldemort...so Tom was kinda telling the truth.

@thedanksavatron7782

5 жыл бұрын

Great movie🎩🍸

@squee63

5 жыл бұрын

Came here for this, awesome movie

"He might be touched" haha

Keep them coming!

The sincerity makes all the difference. I can appreciate that crossing guard lady. She cares.

I love the multivitamin guy.

I've been looking for that Batterina video for a minute.

@chriscee3981

5 жыл бұрын

Don't call her that!

@westcoastfire2061

5 жыл бұрын

She died after Captain Marcel couldnt save her in the line of duty.

@CorbCorbin

5 жыл бұрын

Isn’t it Faterina though?

@zaimahbegum-diamond1660

5 жыл бұрын

@@chriscee3981 ⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

@codymathes4450

5 жыл бұрын

WestCoast FiRe should of sent Captain Marcel that goddamn backup she called in!

I just realized I’ve heard this three times now.. you guys are that awesome.

I one-hundredly, pacifically loved these videos

I laugh so hard at this segment but I also feel really bad for laughing 😂

I one hundredly pacifically love this clip

Omg these are amazing

This segment is gold, I couldn’t stop laughing and smiling

I'm a 20 year old phycopathic slob idk why I can't find anyone

Toms reactions are gold

One aspect of TikTok that's not being represented here is the "duet" function, in which people can put their video right next to the original video in response or to play off the original video. So, for example, the guy acting like he's in the war talking to the person with a wound in their leg - someone can respond to his video and basically play the role of the person with the wound.

Please more of these!!!!

Having this be a recurring segment will help you on the long run. Trust me.

Where do you live where you have to go DOWN TO the mountain lmao

@anthonywhite7873

5 жыл бұрын

Obviously on !TOP! of the mountain duh.... rlotf

10:40 the eerie shadowing of Tom looking at his future Iwo Jima self

PLEASE PLEASE make that prank call into a short clip for the other clips channel. So funny!! Awesome as always!

Tom's chuckle at one-hundredly pacifically is extremely my shit

This is worth watching again. Definitely.

I did thoroughly enjoy the intro song for a long time, but I'm beginning to be excited for a new one. But seriously all these tik toks are priceless, one hundredly pacifically

I’m with you Christina. I could watch these for hours!

Christina is the only reason why I’m uploading TikTok. I’ve been avoiding it like an illness lol

@EverydayWithBobby

Жыл бұрын

Lmao it takes awhile to get in this lane of toks 😂 you gotta train your algorithm lol

maaan I might need to get a hundred specifically delicious shirt

Oh my god they need to do this segment more often i am crying

I haven’t laughed this hard in ages - please do this more!!!

Mommy was a goth back in the day?! Oh mommy😍

@SquidkidMega

5 жыл бұрын

a 90s goth chick too....the real deal

@negativeindustrial

5 жыл бұрын

God, I miss Goth girls. I’m just not attracted to regular chicks.

Starbucks Lady 100ly, specifically, deserves to be in the Cool Gals Club!

The dude howling in the back is the best part of this segment

I can’t explAin how often I can’t help myself but to say “I’m waiting for my lunch”

@marvinactuallygardens

Жыл бұрын

I’m waiting for my lunch my lunch my lunch

@marvinactuallygardens

7 ай бұрын

My lunch my lunch my lunch