I like how her definition of entertainment is: 1. Sitting 2. Sitting next to fire

@anthares96

3 жыл бұрын

3. sitting next to fire outside

@brazencoronet17

3 жыл бұрын

4. Sitting on uncomfortable chair next to fire outside

@wofuu2353

3 жыл бұрын

5.admiring the marble

@adrianwelgemoed9562

3 жыл бұрын

Onix

@smithwimm1575

3 жыл бұрын

7.Fire

This whole apartment looks like when 9-year-old me built a minecraft house entirely out of diamond, iron and gold blocks.

@oofining4659

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated lmao

@basic-os

3 жыл бұрын

Ah the Ore Tower

@skinchen

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@cargbin

3 жыл бұрын

i bet that house looked way better than this

@tvgaming2132

3 жыл бұрын

Except I would rather live where my walls are bright yellow,blue,green,etc Than marble fucking everywhere

The reason it has so many fireplaces is so you can warp between the bonfires. Walking is too dangerous as you might slip and crack your head open on the marble edges.

@HarrHarrHarrify

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@JulieKeys

Жыл бұрын

where do u get the lordvessel from? ahh, the 4 lords of real estate.

@aminedjemai-zoughlache9058

Жыл бұрын

Ngl its a really good one xDDDD

@Dickmaster-adam

Жыл бұрын

This shit is firelink shrine confirmed

@fabianustertius6460

Жыл бұрын

just like ted beneke but worse

This is just the real life equivalent of making a house out of diamond blocks in minecraft. There's no regard for aesthetics and the whole shtick is that it's made of expensive materials.

@KeitieKalopsia

11 ай бұрын

OMFG IT IS

@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing

6 ай бұрын

Atleast those have some colour, that being the blue of the diamond.

"Marble" "Onyx" "Wood" "Fire in every corner" Sounds like a Minecraft house.

@Mage-7734

3 жыл бұрын

Very true

@FabioKun

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad they didnt use shaders to at least attempt to make it look good

@Baer99Z

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I've built nicer looking Minecraft houses than this and my aesthetic is terrible hahah

@Mc4est

3 жыл бұрын

@@Baer99Z they have stone slab beds tho..

@Mc4est

3 жыл бұрын

@@FabioKun it is already rtx on.

This apartment is like that one guy in minecraft who makes an entire house of diamond blocks and thinks it looks good

@nickjklol

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is like the 700 other top comments saying the same fucking thing.

@memeurr--dreemurr8530

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate.

@addictedtoRS

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickjklol Only thing that kids can relate anything to is Minecraft

@xXluluchanelXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@addictedtoRS I'm 38 and it's the first thing I thought of because everything's so goddamn sharp.

@basilmybeloved7170

3 жыл бұрын

Dont call me out

As a fireplace enthusiast I can confirm that this is the best apartment I've ever seen

@Coolroblox-ns8cu

Жыл бұрын

If you move into that apartment it will be the last one you see

@shazbot7192

Жыл бұрын

do you have a spare $39M? Might get it cheaper now this vid has had nearly 6M views!

@velvetbees

9 ай бұрын

The fireplaces are because it would be hella cold with all the freaking marble. Also, what is that velvet on the walls hiding? Why aren't there any painted sheetrock walls?

you would need to wear a helmet at all times in this house

@sakujosakujosakujo9800

9 ай бұрын

In all fairness, only a person, who wears a helmet their whole life, would buy this place.

The whole bathroom is made out of a slippery stone and if you are a little wet you will actually never leave it. Imagine having wet feet and falling on to the vibranium bath tub.

@semicolone

3 жыл бұрын

i wont be shocked if somebody already died there

@alexhettick9406

3 жыл бұрын

Even worse is the bath tub also has sharp edges

@thenigerianprince7017

3 жыл бұрын

@@semicolone and his spirit haunts people. That's why is made for cult members,they prey the spirit

@Freekymoho

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexhettick9406 looks pretty uncomfortable too, you'd have to sit up straight in it, no lying down at all

@b_happy3288

3 жыл бұрын

@@thenigerianprince7017 The Lore

This woman talking about her "favorite" things about this apartment sounds like a youtuber talking about their "favorite" thing about a sponsored mobile game

@Bandrik

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking a very similar thing. The whole "this is my favorite part..." felt so forced

@kylemcgill2966

3 жыл бұрын

She wants her free 500 silver if she signs up now and joins the clan.

@dianabanana594

3 жыл бұрын

Raid shadow legends 🥸

@unclegardener

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylemcgill2966 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Michael-et9sz

3 жыл бұрын

@@dianabanana594 nord VPN

The concept of a "home office" has basically been broken down to shelves for pictures and books you don't read, with a single miserable desk to put a laptop on. What are you going to accomplish in a room like that beyond writing an email? And why do you need a dedicated room for it? Nobody paying for a multimillion dollar living space is running an LLC. This is madness

@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing

7 ай бұрын

“This is madness” This! Is! SPARTAAA!

@YaBoyfelipe

7 ай бұрын

You don’t know Iman Gadzhi

Rule of thumb: Once a living space goes above $5M, it starts getting substantially worse in every way

"I've never seen an apartment in New York City with an outdoor fireplace." People burning trash in an alley: "Speak for yourself."

@lolIdunno

3 жыл бұрын

This comment made me think of one character and I’m genuinely so disappointed in myself omfg

@user-kl6lo7hx4w

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is great

@silent-hills

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolIdunno Which character?

@lazuli1086

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated 1.6k likes

@lolIdunno

3 жыл бұрын

@@silent-hills i don’t speak of that

“you’ll never see another bathroom like this again” good

@bruhyougood3764

3 жыл бұрын

My bathroom is a bucket

@nahmane7510

3 жыл бұрын

I read that like Joey Diaz and I died 🤣🤣

@J0EYisnumber1

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@plasmass_

3 жыл бұрын

I hope

@H1ghStarYT

3 жыл бұрын

The only comment were I blew air out of my nose

Charlie, I live in New York City, I've been here for over 10 years. And I have to say, your "biased" take on the noise and feeling of ny is unbelievably accurate. So hard to sleep sometimes because of the noise, fireworks pop outside every week or two at like midnight.

@FLQueerLiberal1982

Жыл бұрын

I lived in NYC for a short time twice, in BK. I absolutely loved it. Of course, I wanted to live in Manhattan. Having grown up in a suburban/rural area 30 min. from Charlie, I'm actually drawn to Manhattan. I love the noise. I love the smell. However, apartments in NYC are far too small for their prices. The cost of living is ludicrous. I realized it's not somewhere I'd want to live unless I was wealthy.

@FLQueerLiberal1982

Жыл бұрын

@uNnHkP8mza While, yes, I do enjoy the humor style that Mark Twain mastered (and is still the best there ever was) - and, yes, I applaud my satire as being pretty damn good - no, I must say, this is not satire. I love NYC, including the stuff non-New Yorkers love. Even the sh*tty, grouchy attitudes.

@pokehybridtrainer

Жыл бұрын

Been in Queens most of my life in NY. Suburbs are getting rough while costs of living skyrocketed. For as much as I can't get a studio in the 5 boroughs for 2500, only 1200 for a 2 bedroom apartment and looking for a home in DE. Great to visit, but unless you are born into money, not to live.

@mikaross4671

10 ай бұрын

I lived in Harlem NYC for the best 30 years of my life. When i left nyc, I had no idea how nice it was to sleep with the sounds of the bugs and forest animals. It's so peaceful. Whenever my friends visited, I used to let them know the fireworks were most likely gun shots. lmao

Dude this is the quiet kid that sits in the back of class dream home. All dark, cold, has a pyromaniac feel, has a feel like only a murdering maniac lives here

@chrissixtytwix

22 сағат бұрын

Honestly as a quiet kid I would HATE this place, this isn't for the quiet kid, this is for the kid who killed animals for fun and their parents never told them off about it only for them to buy this looking for their first human kill

The literal only reason this place is so expensive is because it's entirely made out of marble. This place is literally just a fancy cave. You're surrounded by rocks and stone and your only source of entertainment is making a fire.

@ariezon

3 жыл бұрын

Makes you think if this is a money laundring scheme

@thunderouswanderer7753

3 жыл бұрын

Dang our ancestors did that for free!

@columbanproductions55

3 жыл бұрын

The amount of marble reminds me of Turkmenistan

@LazyGuyCoyote

3 жыл бұрын

Ooga fucking booga

@rasta6603

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmm fire hot

This is the equivalent of going into creative mode and making a house out of diamond blocks when your 10 years old.

@nicksparky1191

3 жыл бұрын

you’remst

@airplanes_aren.t_real

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like something that mr beast would do

@fxziongoon3531

3 жыл бұрын

@@airplanes_aren.t_real mr breast gib monee

@rystat

3 жыл бұрын

Made of expensive stuff but looks like crap

@airplanes_aren.t_real

3 жыл бұрын

@@rystat you could get a better apartment with half of the money

come back to this every now and then to hear Charlie dunk on NYC.

This place is gonna burn down before anyone can even be invited over💀

The apartment is a death trap. There are so many sharp corners, especially in the bathroom. One slip, anywhere in this place and it's your last.

@gabbie07

3 жыл бұрын

And you are 100% GOING to slip in this apartment, look how fucking shiny every single floor there is in there

@RandallAgent

3 жыл бұрын

And you're roommates won't hear you're screams due to blaring car horns outside.

@glasshorse6893

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabbie07 even if you dont hit a corner, just the fact its all solid marble everywhere means you could crack your head open

@makinoshan2666

3 жыл бұрын

lol ikr

@aljazslemc9569

3 жыл бұрын

I picture the owner's partner "designing" the apartment as a great way to early inheritance😛

I love that the surfaces are made of not only slippery material, but the edges of the material are so hard that if you slip even once you're sure to fucking destroy your skull and bleed out naked in your own bathroom

@johne7850

3 жыл бұрын

Lol hard

@nyxxiah2116

3 жыл бұрын

or land on the corner at the jigsaw bar

@amandaking4654

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine trying to get out of that tub and you crack your skull open

@grandmacat406

3 жыл бұрын

you slit your own fucking stomach just from accidentally touching it

@roji556

3 жыл бұрын

You telling me that you’re not going to put a fucking mat down after spending 39 mil? Like tile is also slippery my guy, that’s what bathroom rugs are for

This marble craze is super weird. Even like middle class folks love marble and have tons of marble in their kitchens and bathrooms. Having the walls with it is so weird. Like it doesn't even look that nice.

@andyc9902

Жыл бұрын

It's stupid. I have a normal wall. Gave a wall paper of marble design 😅 I usually get good comments I laugh it off. Lol 🤣

@flipperbooch2194

11 ай бұрын

Marble countertop is as far as I’ll go, but only as the accent peice too, as the counter for the island. Not the rest of the kitchen

9:02 "ofcourse the bathroom is fully made out of marble because everything here is made out of marble... i wouldn't be surprised if the host is made out of marble" - i am fuckin rolling on floor laughing

This apartment is the visual representation of getting all the best stuff in the game and having no idea how to do anything with it

@mrducky179

3 жыл бұрын

spitting facts

@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeycrackson so basically lineage 2

@realistsapex4912

3 жыл бұрын

Like a kid in minecraft making a diamond house

@ayrebhalsabe7404

3 жыл бұрын

Persona 3

@austinbevis4266

3 жыл бұрын

Finally paris velvet! I can beat the boss now

The whole apartment feels like an inside joke between interior designers that we just don’t get.

@mookinbabysealfurmittens

3 жыл бұрын

"Remember the 70s? Let's get drunk and do that. 8-figure budget, bay-bee! Hi5!" ಠ_ಠ

@yaboimahilez9916

3 жыл бұрын

@@mookinbabysealfurmittens YES.

@stingray5718

3 жыл бұрын

Like they were competing to make the ugliest room possible

@noahwhite3528

3 жыл бұрын

Every joke is an inside joke when it comes to interior design

@damianosplay9457

3 жыл бұрын

@@noahwhite3528 r/technicallythetruth

I'm more amazed by the movers who probably broke their back carrying all thoses marbled furniture. Either that or they literally carved those out in that apartment.

i can imagine the people who buy this house when they die. their eulogy goes something like ''ah yes, we mourn the passing of Johan Von Shprinklebutt. What he lacked in personality, he more than made up for in buying houses to live in that were way too expenisive. Who can forget the house with the Five fireplaces he owned. I bet Markiplier was kicking himself *that* day, because as we know, you can't entertain guests with five *ovens,* but throw in some fireplaces and the guests will have something to talk about for at *least* five whole minutes. And remember the all the marble, there was so much marble. in fact i think he held the record for having a floor in his house that was heavier than the entire building. And remember all the japanese wood he had along with all that marble? my god, it was like Scarfaces dream home come true. You could snort lines of coke off those surfaces and not worry about any getting lost in any crevices or cracks thanks to how smooth that shit was. Johan really did pull out all the stops when he bought that place. And lest we forget the en-suite bathroom that not only looked like a scene straight out of inception, but had enough sharp edges that, if you slipped on the wet bathroom floor, would send you to the emergency room. and who doesnt love a day out huh? ah yes, Johan, was always thinking of others like that bless him. He was so thoughtful that he even had those two chez lounges made of, no not marble haha....onyx, sharp as shit onyx. I still remember the time that me and my wife tried them and the pillow slipped and we both smacked our heads off the edge of the beautiful looking onyx, which was only more glorious as the blood red accented the colour of the stone fabulously. 39 stitches we got that day, it was so entertaining. and who can forget Johans home office. remember when he'd play that trick by telling people to come in to the office, and he'd be sitting in the chair behind the table shaped like a dog turd. he would slowly turn around in the chair stroking a cat whilst wearing a solid metal balaclava and say ''welcome mister bond'' it was so funny *everytime* he did that bit, and he did it a lot. and so we commit Johan to the earth in his coffin made of marble with edges so sharp it practically cut the hole itself as it was being lowered to the ground. we will miss you and your apartment Johan...we will miss you''

if this apartment ever collapses the downstairs neighbor has a 0% chance of surviving. instantly crushed by 50 tons of fancy fucking marble

@oneil6445

2 жыл бұрын

@Ivan omg shut up

@gabuscus9108

2 жыл бұрын

@@oneil6445 ?

@temxasred3086

2 жыл бұрын

Even if the neighbor survives death by crushing they're probably gonna get fucking decapitated on those edges

@oniplus4545

2 жыл бұрын

@@oneil6445 who hurt you bruh?

@yourstrulytk12

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahahhahahahaaahhahhaaaa

"You can see like 8 buildings and a car accident down below" I love the way his brain functions

@arthurfine4284

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely the snap back to reality kind of guy.

@reezy9727

2 жыл бұрын

Strange compliment

@voetbal4696

2 жыл бұрын

MOISTCRITIKAL EXPOSED FOR BEING A P*DO:bangbang::clown: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fayalM2Rfa_Zido.html

@xybeasto

2 жыл бұрын

@@voetbal4696 what. i havent clicked on that link but i can tell that this clown is just tryna get views for some 144p minecraft vid

@grandam67yt24

2 жыл бұрын

Aaaand he says that right as I read the comment.

This is the irl equivalent to a diamond house then switching to survival in Minecraft

I have an interior design degree. And NONE of this makes any sense. The walking lines are jagged and don't flow, the sight lines are uneven, the materials either don't match or are too much. People also think that marble is this super rare expensive stone, but it's the diamond of architecture. It's artificially inflated in value.

some rich guy will buy this but never live in it

@BerryCrush19

3 жыл бұрын

How's it feel to comment on every video?

@holmesholmes.8784

3 жыл бұрын

escape from 39 million dollar apartment

@xeraphyx7903

3 жыл бұрын

they have my respect

@vksasdgaming9472

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody knows that rich guys/gals who buy stiff are South American drug barons stashing their illegal funds and building bases for some brutal torture in US.

@JamesPacardo

3 жыл бұрын

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Imagine tripping down that "marble clad" staircase and having your body literally pulverized with every impact. Sounds great.

@moonshiner-fg7vd

3 жыл бұрын

imagine waking up in the morning from a potental hangover or just to get water and crack a rib due to having your whole bathroom onxy and just fall

@regret3311

3 жыл бұрын

You’re probably a mush by the time you reach the bottom

@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5825

3 жыл бұрын

@@regret3311 you become a smoothie when you reach the end

@IsaacClodfelter

3 жыл бұрын

Ow, jesus, falling down carpeted stairs hurts, I don't wanna give those fuckers an armor stat

@microwave311

3 жыл бұрын

I have landed on my ass slipping down stairs hard enough to tear my gluteus maximus I really don't wish it on anyone

6:51 to be fair.....nightmares are dreams as well.

A masterclass in interior (and exterior) design critique. There is nothing this man can not do.

“This bathroom here is something you’ll never see again” Thank god

@sebastianroser9256

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@sethutterback5120

3 жыл бұрын

She literally said that as I saw this comment I'm 💀💀💀

@notash2388

3 жыл бұрын

@@sethutterback5120 gender assumption????

@sethutterback5120

3 жыл бұрын

@@notash2388 no assumption dumbass literally a female said it

@BwooHuraca

3 жыл бұрын

Looked like Beetlejuice sprayed his diarrhea over it.

charlie i am a first year architecture student and i am confident every single student in my class could design a better apartment

@lindi1108

3 жыл бұрын

Axel vervoordt would puke. But tbh if axel vervoordt designed that it would probably cost 10x as much lmao

@praisekek8606

3 жыл бұрын

There better be rocks, metal and african wood

@everdayimhustelin

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindi1108 $39M is a lotta money

@maryd9751

3 жыл бұрын

Out of context bug good luck mam

@erickhesch4260

3 жыл бұрын

What college though?

4:52 The grill moment just broke me man…

@HakoVadim6855

2 жыл бұрын

I am still laughing when it comes to my mind.

I am a Junior architect and have just recently graduated architecture school, and I have to say, Penguinz0 is 1000 percent correct on this one. The layout of this building looks like someone copy pasted a McMansion and compressed it to fit the square footage requirements of an apartment. From what I have seen of the interior, I mean.....my god dude. It is a cacophony of gaudy elements all of which do not complement each other.

_We have the living room here, with the beautiful atmosphere of a fever dream, built with onyx and marble._

@DRaiZo73

3 жыл бұрын

Now say that again, W i t h T h e V o i c e

@thijsjong

3 жыл бұрын

The accoustics are horrendous.

@R1KK1_-

3 жыл бұрын

Me: wait it's all marble Her: always have been

@magnussundberglauridsen7292

3 жыл бұрын

Hoot!!!

@kortkunig2291

3 жыл бұрын

And here we have a window, framed in beautiful marble, made of exotic wood and Saphire glass.

The way everything gets made of one material makes it feel more like some kid's Minecraft home.

@WellCookedPotatoes

3 жыл бұрын

Especially considering everything is squared and everything has super sharp edges

@evann03

3 жыл бұрын

You nailed it

@krenkrillx5161

3 жыл бұрын

I think the worst part is everything is the same but it all looks so out of place

@jokkepokke95

3 жыл бұрын

If most of this shit was wood instead of various kinds of expensive stone, it would look incredible. But this is just, a rich person using expensive materials purely for the fact that it's expensive So ugly

@walkerpierce5446

3 жыл бұрын

@@krenkrillx5161 That's what makes it even worse.

One of the most hilarious and accurate NYC apartment reviews EVER!!! You are iconic.

This is the first video I watched of moist critical I didn't hear of him at all until this video was recommended to me and now I am a huge fan this made me laugh so hard thanks moist critical.

why do rich people have such horrible taste in decoration

@notsoepicgamer5420

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t even think rich people with a semi working brain would even think about buying this shitty ass apartment

@cheezez1904

3 жыл бұрын

Price = style

@jochaldo8076

3 жыл бұрын

Ok dud

@TheDarkLasombra

3 жыл бұрын

Idk, Kanye's place is pretty good

@TheGozeraye

3 жыл бұрын

It’s less about “Look at what I had the taste to buy” and more about “Look at what I had the money to buy”

I love all her coded language like real estate agents always do “You’ll never see another bathroom like this” aka “this is so badly designed you’ll never see someone this insane do this again”

@OHOE1

3 жыл бұрын

MARBLE!!!!!!

@roman-ni9ew

3 жыл бұрын

I went to a random time on this video and then went to the comments, and I ended up on the bathroom and saw ur comment lol

@aserta

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, there's that inclined bathroom on Reddit, so she's right, unless it's that bathroom where taking a shitter is suddenly become the world's most high tension sport (fuck, i'd watch that struggle) there ain't worse bathroom on the planet. Except maybe the one where the urinals are placed face to face.

@Hi-vj6iz

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the thumbnail was clickbait

@jamerezludnick3190

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to say flow

That bathroom is designed to baffle the human eye. I could get a fix on any feature of that room because the mirrors are everywhere and every surface is a mirrored panel of very high-contrast marble. If the slip hazards weren't bad enough, you could easily lose track of where everything is because it all camouflages together.

"The en suite bathroom is something you'll never see again." I sure hope so.

she sounded like a broken ai that only has “entertaining” and “marbles” left in her vocabulary

@smartbombhd3496

3 жыл бұрын

And favourite

@williamrobinson8981

3 жыл бұрын

And clad

@blooperest

3 жыл бұрын

And gorgeous

@pumpkinhead69

3 жыл бұрын

Cave man home with expensive rocks

@wpeniche

3 жыл бұрын

Gorgeous fireplace clad with entertaining marble

So the entire flooring of the bathroom where you walk around with *wet feet* is made of a notoriously hard material that you're not only gonna slip on, but you're gonna cave in your skull on

@runed0s86

3 жыл бұрын

Wax the steps for teleportation and a concussion

@Dong_Harvey

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I'd get lost in that WWII dazzle-pattern labyrinth of glass doors and wet floors.. it felt like a secret pocket dimension of the Matrix Y'know, like the one that the Architect lives in

@amathy9690

3 жыл бұрын

you can buy shower shoes and anti-slip mats for like $10 also not sure where you heard that marble is notoriously hard, marble is a 3-4 on the mohs scale and is known for being easy to crack, chip, etc.

@Raffo90771

3 жыл бұрын

I think this work like the old Pokemon game panel that make you spinning forward

@Nonexistent_creature

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOO

This is the equivalent of building a house out of diamond blocks in minecraft

5:34 that big wall piece looks like an obsidian portal to the nether 💀

Literally the best word to describe this apartment is: disorientating. I didn't even know where to look in the bathrooms because everything looked the same. No contrast, no contours, just one marble mass

@mason-sv8eb

3 жыл бұрын

When the *entire* bathroom is made of marble everything is blends together. Could you imagine going to pee in the middle of the night and walking into the center placed standing marble bathtub.

@trumble-dj5md

3 жыл бұрын

@@mason-sv8eb yeah, the amount of stubbed toes would be insane

@techpriest5452

3 жыл бұрын

Same with the dressing rooms

@samuraijackoff5354

3 жыл бұрын

It’s all so sharp too.

@angelgjr1999

3 жыл бұрын

It’s awful. All sharp corners and it’s all an eye sore. Does not look comfortable.

She said “my favorite” like 6 times That’s when you know they are overdoing it to somehow make this appealing.

@impazie

3 жыл бұрын

I hate how she talks, she's REALLY forcing it

@seba.4926

3 жыл бұрын

also “entertaining”, what does she do all day just look at marble walls and some fire?

@FloorTankMain

3 жыл бұрын

She said it again as soon as I read your comment

@rinoz47

3 жыл бұрын

That's for each room. So like subfavorites if you will

@yahstino

3 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah that's what realtors do. They have to sell these atrocities.

11:21 Oh, look! In the lower right-hand corner is a statue of the architect! A perfect likeness.

@TeresaRussell49

Жыл бұрын

Lots of pagan idols throughout this apartment… 🤔🤨

This place looks like a designer used to be in the Navy and the fanciest and most luxurious pattern was the camouflage of their Cruiser, and when the company told the designer to design this place to look luxurious they made it look like a camouflage pattern. I wonder does this place come with Call of Duty Modern Warfare account that has Damascus skin unlocked.

12 years old me designing my house in the sims with every single most expensive furnitures

@linnarlobe4939

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@JustArcher19

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's what he said

@noxturnaI

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@loganparke4717

3 жыл бұрын

Well you still type like 12 year old you

@miri745

3 жыл бұрын

Rosebud

"The bathroom is made out of marble" And yes, thank you, I wanted to *slip and die* everytime I take a shower

@reid8469

2 жыл бұрын

I hate dying when I get out of the shower ):

@jommisalami

2 жыл бұрын

you can shower, but you can only shower once. choose wisely.

@nadapenny8592

2 жыл бұрын

Hideous AND dangerous

@20rcRules

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect for someone rich who want a cheap divorce.

@bitww9734

2 жыл бұрын

That is if you even make it up the 3 story marble staircase without breaking your neck

That apartment feels like the real life equivalent to building a minecraft house out of diamonds

I genuinely can’t tell if she’s serious or not. My new bedroom is better than this. My favourite part, is the fireplace! It has infinite entertainment for a luxurious room.

Anyone who buys this does it for the marble, because they obviously lost theirs.

@ramennoodles8546

3 жыл бұрын

Haha nice one 👍

@steamedpierogi2455

3 жыл бұрын

Just one marble lol

@seymour7976

3 жыл бұрын

@William Langenbach exactly, the bathtub makes me cringe it doesnt even look comfortable

@hefford370

3 жыл бұрын

@@seymour7976 facts 😂

@the.seagull.35

3 жыл бұрын

*_z i n g_*

This absolutely looks like the sort of place a Wall Street Chad would own, have a party and accidentally kill a stripper on one of those stone corners.

@dingfeldersmurfalot4560

3 жыл бұрын

"Accidentally."

@derKischda

3 жыл бұрын

That would be terrible because marple dissolves when you use the wrong cleaning components.

@chad5577

3 жыл бұрын

Keep my name out of your mouth

@huzaifaazhar9135

3 жыл бұрын

Let's see Paul Allen's 39 Million Dollar Appartment

@RillianGrant

3 жыл бұрын

@@derKischda You mean fluoroantimonic acid isn't for cleaning?

1:10 i literally gone migrains and headaches because of the fucking noise and no one tells you about how bad it smells.

Your videos are sooo great. The one were you said satanists sit at the table on the roof at that table...so good.😅

That marble staircase is a thing of nightmares. Gets a bit wet? You're cracking your skull. Shoes a lil dusty and lost their grip? You're cracking your skull. Want to walk around your house in socks? Better have some sweaty feet or you'll be straight on your way to a skull cracking

@VK4502B

3 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of cracked skulls

@splatternaenae

3 жыл бұрын

ouch

@lukekohn2680

3 жыл бұрын

I read this in jaspers voice from the Simpsons lmao, "oooo you better believe that's a crackin'"

@lilnye2625

3 жыл бұрын

Right angle to the fucking DOME

@user-ph7wy4hy6e

3 жыл бұрын

I read it in Charlies voice

This looks like an apartment you pay in GTA V by buying out the most expensive upgrades and not actually paying attention to how it looks.

@prodn0body

3 жыл бұрын

Legit looks like the penthouse once you deck it out but somehow even worse

@SumMonkey

3 жыл бұрын

@no or maybe yes Bro imagine stubbing ur toe in that apartment on god i wouldn't even want that for my worst enemies

@ScrewThisMFGame

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the casino penthouse is a clusterfuck b

@BierBart12

3 жыл бұрын

All that marble reminded me of the yacht you can buy

It's just way way too fucking much going on visually, my eyes were crossing watching the closet and bathroom, and honestly the only cool thing about the entire place for me is the heated bathroom floor (which really isn't that crazy), and then the backlit counter, that probably looks kinda cool late at night. But Charlie, I bet that dogshit desk is made entirely from genuine Central Park dogshit from 100% purebred NY-only dogs that were born and raised in NY going back generations to it's founding so it's gotta be better!

take a shot everytime charlie and the woman says marble

Deep down she's crying inside praying to God that she can sell this penthouse for half of the asking price.

@user-ce1cu5my4j

3 жыл бұрын

True. That's how salesman's job is.

@bararobberbaron859

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the location is amazing if your goal is to live around central park. I think if they spent maybe 600k to 1.5m to gut all the trash out and give it a consistent and beautiful design, they could probably sell it for 30, 32m. But as it is? If I'm spending 39m on an apartment, it better be freaking flawless and move in ready. If I bought this place I'd have to spend a further 4 months renovating it.

@topspot4834

3 жыл бұрын

No doubt about it. Either someone with equally bad taste, or the more likely scenario is someone offers $20 mil and demolishes every square inch.

@topspot4834

3 жыл бұрын

@@bararobberbaron859 4 months at least, NYC usually has long wait times for construction, especially with all the permits and everything ... But yeah the location is great but man, that entire place has to be gutted. All said and done you're looking at a $5 mil renovation probably.

@Not_Always

3 жыл бұрын

@@bararobberbaron859 4 months? It would take that long just to remove all the puke marble.

I pity the lady who had to pitch this thing. God bless her soul, she tried.

@4nn13h7

3 жыл бұрын

I just had an uplifting thought: what if all of that ugly shit is actually acrylic instead of marble, onyx and African wood. And what if she is just the most daring con artist of all time? There is a narrative I could get behind.

@triple7marc

3 жыл бұрын

@@4nn13h7 She’s just the realtor.

@Someone-sc5lw

3 жыл бұрын

@@4nn13h7 The Great Pretender season 3

@nettaatzili1936

3 жыл бұрын

She sounds so unconvinced.

@samvalentine9243

3 жыл бұрын

Of course she tried. Can you imagine the commission if someone actually buys this heap of stone?

The amount of marble really is making me lose my marbles

If I've learned one thing from these awful expensive mansions, it's that rich people apparently know nothing about interior design.

Her "favorites" 1. Marble 2. Sitting 3. Sitting near fireplace 4. Fireplace outside 5. Sitting near fireplace outside 6. *M O R E M A R B L E*

@goodpeople2953

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot ENTERTAINING

@lineasevenadam5009

3 жыл бұрын

Rdr2 viking stone ?

@Fowlware

3 жыл бұрын

ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT,

@oberfeldwebelhans7652

3 жыл бұрын

Sitting near marble fireplace outside

@puggy4891

3 жыл бұрын

eNtErTaInInG

Marble can be a beautiful accent while decorating, but this is just the definition of not knowing when to stop

@Camibug

3 жыл бұрын

Money does NOT buy taste

@aMilling

3 жыл бұрын

I think the client just wanted everything at once, because I don't think a self respecting architect would want a décor that clashes with itself.

@FUnazis

3 жыл бұрын

Big true. I like the look of marble, generally speaking, I think it's beautiful. But I have never seen it look so out of place and just generally... off-putting before. It's like the people who made this actively tried to make everything look as unappealing as they possible can. It's honestly amazing, but in a bad way.

@aMilling

3 жыл бұрын

@@FUnazis Yes it's shocking, I feel so bad for the people that had to design it. Because when it comes down to it, you have to give the client what they want (if it's actually possible, and they want to pay) because you're an adviser. I've worked at both and architect firm and an engineering firm, and the client sometimes have the dumbest ideas, and it's hard to stop them XD.

@repeatbot

3 жыл бұрын

And the marble is so damn cold in winter. I was thinking: "Wood, lady, use the damn wood!"

I’m howling laughing at your commentary. Holy shit 😂 you’re doing more roasting than a wealthy entertained fireplace enthusiast

4:16 made me laugh. she sounded so enthusiastic about the outdoor fire and how it was so entertaining.

First rule of Minecraft house building: never use the same block for the floor and the walls

@chrisp6710

3 жыл бұрын

Here I am using cobblestone for everything lol

@snowfoxxie

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@PixsicleStudios

2 жыл бұрын

2nd rule: crafting table has to be right beside a furnace

@coolname1571

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisp6710 tf you building a fucking dungeon?

@SHHM_007SK

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

I guarantee you walking up/down those marble stairs in anything other than the world's grippiest shoes is a death sentence. You go down that shit in socks and you break the sound barrier and disintegrate as soon as you hit the bottom like the guy from Scott Pilgrim.

@nanaosei6613

3 жыл бұрын

This took me out 😂😂😂😂

@egoblin1351

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting

@bruhpopoppoop2759

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit your right that would be scary as shit

@bruhpopoppoop2759

3 жыл бұрын

Going up in socks u gonna lose yo teeth

@papasauce234

3 жыл бұрын

That's very true, I didn't think of that

This is one of the funniest reaction videos 🤣🤣🤣

This apartment is one of the layers of Hell.

Can you imagine trying to walk around this apartment in socks? You’d slip and fall and crack your head open on the corner of a random giant slab of marble before you could even light the first fireplace.

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what it would be like walking around in it barefoot 🦶 I think the floor would be cold. When she mentioned in floor heating she was in the bathroom she didn’t say anything about the other floors being heated

@aj32384

2 жыл бұрын

I love that it all comes back to the fireplaces lmao

@boogs799

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody should make a video game of this. Your quest is to light all the fireplaces without dying. There can be varying levels. Final level being you drunk, and just got out of the shower when the power goes out.

@James-eg3fr

2 жыл бұрын

It's style over comfort, baby!

@CZpersi

2 жыл бұрын

Socks? Even better, try it in high-heels.

The apartment equivalent of putting on all designer clothes and saying you got drip

@THEZWARRIORWAR

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that what drip means?

@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949

3 жыл бұрын

@@THEZWARRIORWAR nah, drip means you look good wearing it, not like a technicolour zebra

@Stickyboness

3 жыл бұрын

@@THEZWARRIORWAR Drip summarized, "Good looking outfit." There yah go, simplified

@ravenvinnie6062

3 жыл бұрын

A hot take I agree with. Mix and match folks. Accent, don't saturate. Or do what you want, I'm just an asshole on the internet.

@THEZWARRIORWAR

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stickyboness ahhhh I had no idea.

if I own an expensive mansion it would be a huge waste of space since I don't like holding parties and having people over. Extended family would abuse my kindness and live there and refuse to leave. Sounds like a nightmare.

This looks like the level you go to murder a billionaire Illuminati conspirator in a stealth action game.

@luigiwithashotgun2196

3 жыл бұрын

New rare insult?

@xjdszn4378

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment. It wouldn’t make sense but this is going to be my senior quote.Thanks!

@kappnk9821

3 жыл бұрын

It looks like a map in hitman 3.

@s.b.4228

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Spubbily01

3 жыл бұрын

Golden Comment

This 100% reminds me of when squidward traveled into the future and everything was made of chrome but with marble instead of chrome

@jmal

3 жыл бұрын

FFFFFUUUUUTTTUUUUUURRRREEEEEE!!!!!

@hannahcarolan2521

3 жыл бұрын

Top comment well done 👌🏻👏🏻

@KronoriumKid2210

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmal (throws brick on head)

@AM23.

3 жыл бұрын

Sb129

@chloel2961

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA such an awesome comment.

I feel like if you fall once in this house, your skull is getting fucking obliterated by a sharp marble corner

The bathrooms are migraine-inducing. I would have to go somewhere else to pee for fear of having to spend the next 3 days in a dark room.

This looks like a minecraft house built in creative: "And here's my atrocious diamond block kitchen counter. It's horrible, but very expensive."

@seanmacguire8148

2 жыл бұрын

when I was a kid I made a whole ass building out of diamond blocks thinking it would be beautiful and luxurious, I'd rather live in that pixel shithole than in this 39$ apartment

@bayrakmusti1

2 жыл бұрын

That apartment even had a furnance wall and campfire everywhere. The architect of this apartment designed that shit in minecraft for real

@cirrusupdraft

2 жыл бұрын

Why did I read this in LukeTheNotable’s voice?

@OnlyMichaelJackson

2 жыл бұрын

@@seanmacguire8148 "pixel shithole" has me screaming

@glidershower

2 жыл бұрын

"IT'S VERY EXPENSIVE" ~Mr. Dink, from _Doug_

This is the literal manifestation of “Money can’t buy you taste”

@FreeDEO

3 жыл бұрын

@@floweyfangirl69420 they had it right the first time

@ShadowNova300

3 жыл бұрын

to add on that "Just because its expensive doesn't mean its comfortable." I'd rather sit in my current PC chair than any of the ones they showed.

@kewlkidsklub4207

3 жыл бұрын

You couldn’t be more right

@user-ro4pg4js3j

3 жыл бұрын

@@FreeDEO they didnt

@owenyin3316

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ro4pg4js3j they did, lol

I'm having a good laugh on her obsession with fire!! Nicely presented Charlie.

Me: watches one penguinz0 video My entire youtube recommendation list: penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0

This is adorable. She's trying so hard to make it sound worth the price.

@arnahunas4048

2 жыл бұрын

A for effort honestly. She didn’t have much to work with.

@jout738

2 жыл бұрын

Its horrible effort, when she actually has no single clue what 39 million apartment comes with. I saw that 39 million apartment is hugh white house, where you get extra super cars with it, hugh swimming pool, hugh cinema inside it, a lot wine bottles you can enjoy and great privacy with nice view to the sun in evening in the mountains of Los Angeles. Her house is to me is worth like 500 thousand dollars, when its booring as shite with just booring white and black stone building with uncomfortable seats with not all the other benefits that I said earlier, so you need there always listen the annoying loud New York traffic sound, so to me you would be absolutely idiotos moron, if you bought that house, when then you have actually no clue what is best to buy with a lot money.

@thexg0d833

2 жыл бұрын

this apartment is made for the VIPs of squid game 😂😂

@DannyDoggedYou

2 жыл бұрын

@@jout738 do u not know how to spell huge?

@LunarEleven

2 жыл бұрын

Yeahhh... She mentions "flow" repeatedly because that's the only thing acceptable about it, it's like trying to sell a car by saying it has doors that conveniently open to seats you can then sit in. I don't expect Charlie to know this but "flow" refers to the floorplan, not aesthetic design elements. It just means traffic can *flow* easily through each area. Even the most basic, shitty apartment could boast a "nice flow" because it just means the floorplan follows a template that has been standardized over centuries.

If a John Wick scene took place in here 70% of the kills would just be bad guys getting their faces smashed on all those sharp edges

@maxpayne69.

3 жыл бұрын

Or grilled in one of the fireplaces

@Austinm306

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxpayne69. entertainment

@markdriscoll8119

3 жыл бұрын

This totally looks like a place John Wick would kill 20 henchmen.

@ADee99s

3 жыл бұрын

They don't even need to be smashed. Every two days, someone would just die over the sharp edges or slip.

@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019

3 жыл бұрын

The other 30% would them dying by how ugly the furniture was.

They don't probably even want to rent it, because if you slip on a banana peel there, it's game over

The bathroom looks like a 5 year old made a bad Minecraft house

This is the equivalent of making a house entirely out of diamonds blocks in Minecraft

@chrisunmissed

3 жыл бұрын

accurate

@oscarh5439

3 жыл бұрын

Deadass

@thekingoffailure9967

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was designed by someone with the taste of a 7 year old with infinite resources, and they got payed millions to do it

@MrcreeperDXD777

3 жыл бұрын

both are examples of “rich materials doesnt equal good aesthethics”

@Magplar

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I love how the entire place is just, chairs, fire places, marbles and sharp edges.

@voetbal4696

2 жыл бұрын

MOISTCRITIKAL EXPOSED FOR BEING A P*DO:bangbang::clown: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fayalM2Rfa_Zido.html

@adhamhazwan231

2 жыл бұрын

@@voetbal4696 *no one cares*

@eer6054

2 жыл бұрын

Well said lad.

@frozensalt6174

2 жыл бұрын

2050 prisons be like:

@rynz_2893

2 жыл бұрын

best comment ever rotflmao

Case study in both how not to design a house and how not to advertise real estate. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

At the risk of sounding crass and crude , omg I lost it when u said ‘ what do u do , come on it?’ 😂😂😂

A man wakes up and pours his cereal. To his shock only chucks of marble cascade into the bowl. He gasps and runs to the sink for a drink of water, only to have powdery marble spew from the faucet. He runs to the bathroom, looks in the mirror, and screams...for he is also marble.

@jamerson9686

3 жыл бұрын

this right here😂laughed pretty hard at this

@mycatiswhite7408

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, and in the fridge,. Marble cheese....

@Pulang_Diwa

3 жыл бұрын

This comment has the same vibes as the book "I have no mouth, but i must scream".. Or you know, a creepy pasta.

@thekitkatlizard8661

3 жыл бұрын

This is how gingerbread men feel every single day 😔

@theparijat1000

3 жыл бұрын

Now you know from where the face balaclava came