“He was born a used car salesman” funniest thing I’ve heard this week

I think April is starting to rethink her whole life path with Hoovie LOL😂😂😂

@theboogeyman9813

6 ай бұрын

She's learning a lot lately... lol

This may have been the best outro of all GMYT. The forehead comment made me laugh. Thank you, Jake, for keeping that in and not cutting.

This whole Stanley cup palava feels like the COVID Toilet Paper craze.

@dave_n8pu

6 ай бұрын

For sure, I thought it stupid, COVID worked on your upper half, yet 'those idiots' must have thought it worked on your lower half.

@IraqVet0608

6 ай бұрын

Facts

@MrBradclack

6 ай бұрын

You can market anything to Americans

@reign114

6 ай бұрын

I'm so glad my daughter likes her Cirkul water bottle.

April thinks she's less bad because she let boys steal liquor for her. She could have had them steal cars for her, and they probably would have.

Aw, the beanie bandit. I'm so glad you turned yourself around. 😂😂

If Hoovie had the chance. He would steal that beanie baby all over again. Lol.

So if Hoovie sees me daily driving my classic 300sl gullwing on a salty snowy day he's gonna steal it from me?

Did anyone else notice that April is dressed like Tabasco? She is a million times more valuable.

Big Stupid Cup! (best SNL skit last week)

I purchased a bulk lot of new beanie babies on eBay. Came out to fifty cents each. Handed them out for Halloween with a piece of candy to the girls and kids under 4 years old. I did the same with hot wheels for the boys. The reactions were amazing. Kids thought they hit the lottery! Great way to re-circulate fallen collectibles.

@bmwpete65s55

6 ай бұрын

don't tell Hoovie if one of them was Tobasco!

My daughter's Stanley Cup was stolen at school. Serves her right for spending her birthday money on such a dumb item.

wow the beanie baby bandit has been found FBI will be glad lol

I could see stealing the Princess Di Beanie Baby. But stealing Tobasco is a little nuts.

“Awww, my beanie babies!”

How did he steal Aprils heart? Damn he’s good.

Jake's Statute of Limitations popup made the whole video.

Loving the new TV walls

Tyler: But April imagine how many Hoopties i could have bought with 50k 😭😭😭

@riseupstudios12

6 ай бұрын

That was my first thought too

Half of this show is just you two dusting your glass table with or without a cat.

Obsession must be genetic. Tyler can't help himself! As April said "Born a used car salesman." As Always, May God Bless you and yours! 😇

I’m with Tyler on the beanie baby thing, I was that way with hot wheels and matchbox cars… Here's one, what would April do if she saw some kid painting a GNX yellow, with a paintbrush?

When I was 6 I stole money from my sisters piggy bank to buy a Star Wars xwing fighter. The beginning and end of my criminal career.

I just can't get enough of the two of you together. The two of you are just so authentic. I don't know how else to put it. Thank you for what you do, and keep doing it

I'm so old I remember slap bracelets, then Fanny packs, then Trolls, then beanie babies....all ...... Dumb 😂😂

This episode had me in stitches! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I absolutely love watching Hoovie’s and April’s playful banter. I kept waiting for April to lean in to Hoovie and say “you bad boy!” LOL 🤣🤣🤣

My 14 year old neice got a Stanley cup for her birthday. Her reaction was the same as someone winning a new car on The Price is Right. Total freak out! Everybody was looking around like she needed checked into the looney bin😅

I've had two Yeti cups stolen from me at the golf course. Hope they like bloody marys. 😡

Hoovie be like Nick Cage deciding to steal the Declaration of Independence...on the playground. LOL

Beanie babies… crazy my wife has 100’s. Thank God they ended up in sealed boxes in our attic. Out of sight out of mind!

I remember in the 90s when Michael’s (the arts and crafts store) was selling POGs. They usually had 3-4 giant treasure chest looking things, or galvanized steel tubs, filled with POGs. I probably collected a couple hundred of them, but oddly, never actually played the game. I just liked collecting the different designs.

Hoovie could always play "tidley winks" with april to introduce her to POGS....

This show brings out a lot of stories from each other that they dont know about from each other.😅

The problem with employees trying to stop thieves is when they wind up dead. Worked for 20 years for a major retailer and on more than one occasion it happened. Store Asset Protection following someone out of the store and shot to death. Last time I remember was over a 3 pack of tee shirts. So as a retailer what do you think cost more. The tee shirts or how much his family was paid in the settlement?

This story about Hoovies crime wave as a child reminds me of learning those lessons of value myself, I would buy a dollar or two worth of single candy on the way to school.fireball, jolly rancher, big lemon heads, and peddle them for a quarter a piece like a street drug dealer. I also sell car's now.

Tyler, wrong is wrong. It was hers to do with whatever she wanted. If she wanted to flush it down the toilet or set it on fire. Makes no difference it was hers. What if someone decided that because you to a rare and valuable Lamborghini Countach out in the snow and did doughnuts with it, that you didn't deserve such a valuable car. Same difference. 😞

"Like taking candy from a baby" , eh Tyler?

Tyler's the type of guy who steals from a child! 😂

@briandrake9467

6 ай бұрын

It was Tabasco.

wait JNCO jeans were just a trend? pretty sure they're a lifestyle

First he’s a hoarder of Pogs, then Beanie babies now cars…hmmm

Wichita's Most Wanted

Just started the KZread format and I'm so happy 🎉 for you both..Great chemistry 😊

that red Jacket is FIRE!

My favorite channel!

The Cups are emblematic of the SAHM driving a 10 year old buy here pay here Escalade.

When I heard POGs I can’t remember initially but the image of little thick plates just flashed in my mind. Childhood memories live forever.

Remember when Stanley made shitty screwdrivers, good tape measures, and mediocre soup thermos? How did they all of the sudden make a popular insulated cup????

@profosist

6 ай бұрын

different companies. same company that made thermos for nearly 100 years though

What a great channel!

The most horrifying toys in the 80's were those dreaded Monchichi's. 😳

It's California, you can steal up to $900.00 dollars a day without prosecution. That is the reason so many stores are closing.

@microchrist6122

6 ай бұрын

Here in Denver wal marts are closing their self check out sections off do to loses. Now they’re hiring employees to run the lanes again… full circle.

@BobbyWParkerJr

6 ай бұрын

I think you can be prosecuted, but it’s a misdemeanor. The best they can do is ban you from the store.

@waynekaminski5438

6 ай бұрын

@@BobbyWParkerJr You are correct. Anything under $950.00 is a misdemeanor. They are in and out on bond, court proceedings are months out so they just go out to do more theft. Some of these people have rap sheets spanning years.

@petemedina8446

6 ай бұрын

Walmart optical self

@matthewsciarrotta2118

6 ай бұрын

That is not stealing, that is a $300k/year tax free salary job.

To be cool in my high school, you had to have a Member's Only jacket. Early 80's.

Hoovie’s childhood stories are THE BEST!!!

Good show guys! Hoovie you naughty boy! lol

The real crime Hoovie has made is loosing money on a car

I don't understand the attraction to Stanley cups. I never understood the attraction to Tamagachi's, either as a kid. "OMG! I gotta feed my pet or he'll die Teacher!" I'd hear shouted in the class. And I'd shout back "It's already dead! It's digital, you psycho! It isn't real!" I got yelled at a bit for that.

I have all my pogs still from 30+ years ago. Pretty sure I have that Ying yang slammer too 😂

Even under the age of 10...Tyler you were meant to sell cars.

" I was surprised she was just 23". That was her IQ test results.

The "TVs" look great

Funny touch with the soft disclaimer just after a minute thirty.

I have an original TY Tabasco, having the nick name Bull (I resemble Richard Moll) so my friends got it for me as soon as they started being sold. It is sitting here on my desk next to me. It became rare because they were threatened by Tabasco Hot Sauce over the name and it was changed to Snort, additionally they changed the colour of the hooves on Snort to match the horns and nose.

Laughed so hard when April said.....so you are going to rip her off. My Mom passed away six months ago and days before I confessed to her that the ants that were in the house on the bread board that went into the counter if not in use were from me. I had a ant farm and I would collect a bunch of ants when she was seeing ants in the kitchen I notice that my ants were escaping from my ant farm toy.

Hoovies geekness on full display. Poor April 😂

I was thinking Hoovie's biggest crime was expecting a prius to be able to handle a nitrous oxide shot more than once just because he put FF graphics on the sides

I live in San Diego, and I see homeless people fill their backpacks and walk right out of the store. I noticed a homeless couple steal from a shopping list. Security will get fired for pursuing them outside the store.

great episode ;)

😅 Well, Ok then . . . I hope April hasn't sold her house in Chicago yet she might need to flee Kansas after she finds Tyler's secret warehouse filled with Beanie Babies he stole during his childhood 😬

The "Stanly thief" lives in Ca. The DUI will be more than the theft, and if her first offense, that's a night in jail, a fine and a driving class.

This is hilarious. We just talked about this on our show. 😅 who knew it could be so popular on these cups that are so dumb.

As a reseller I love the stanley cup craze lol

@metaleuman

6 ай бұрын

Smart man 😄

My mother was into Beanie Baby collecting but she never robbed a 3 year old for one. You need to keep an eye on him April.

Remind me to keep my car doors locked when Hoovies around. I have a red bull (could be Tabasco could be Snort) that rides on the center console with me. It's part of my family coat of arms.

I'm a little older than Tyler, pogs was huge for me when I was in elementary school I had a big ass "slammer hammer" made from lead lol

Another good one 👍

All of a sudden I understand Tyler’s mad desire to collect cars…

Kid forgot? Nah. She was pretty much robbed at 3yo. I guarantee she has trust issues. 😂😢😮😂

I saw this online and i knew this would be on good morning KZread! Stanley cups wtf

She probably loved that cute little bull beanie babie and he just took it lol that's messed up

I think everyone had a ninja star slammer with a yin yang in the middle. 😂

I don’t remember anyone getting this excited over Pet Rocks. There must have been something in the water back in the 1990’s and early 2000’s

cant wait to see her Mug shots! haha😅

I’ve had two Stanley cups for a while and they work great. I don’t understand why they are collectible, I just want my drink to stay cold and not spill.

@profosist

6 ай бұрын

because they were marketed as collectable years after their initial introduction

POG’s!!!! 😂 fantastic year

Like the background

I love pogs growing up

Been caught stealing needs to be the intro music from now on!

She probably won't do any jail time. They will find a way to say she stole less 950.00 for several days, It's California.

I had pogs that ninga style slammer I think was called a shredder. I remeber also the massive all brass slammers.

Tyler the kind of thief that shares the revenue from the loot with his victim.

The only crime I see is a lack of Nelix in this video!

I've read a number of reports that there is a high Lead content in the liner of the paint used on them..

Watching this video About all these "collectibles" reminds me of Joe Dirt when he finds his parents and they have a whole collection of clowns. I'll never understand the attraction.

Only thing that was ever stolen from me, was $500.- bucks for a speeding ticket (after you add all the fees and the one day of traffic school). Deserved it, learnt my lesson: Have a top notch radar detector now. 🏎️🚓😎 If you don’t blow out nowadays modern engines with direct fuel injection once in a while, they carbon up.

I honestly thought she stole a bunch of replica hockey trophies at first.

Beautiful car April. What ever $ you put in your Grand Elcamino it will be worth the investment

That 23 year old is not desperate she knew there wouldn't be any punishment

Had a good laugh! The only missing thing was Neelix!

I admire that you've gained a spit away from 50k subs for this lovely stuff faster than a baby can fill a nappy (sorry, "diaper"), but I've suddenly realised what's been bugging me about your studio since the start. It's that stupid, giant Apple laptop sitting like a granite slab stolen from Stonehenge plonked right between you. "No" I say! Get rid of it - or at least rethink its location. You two are the stars, and nothing should come between you, especially a stupid Apple laptop. It's interfering with your chi dynamics for heaven's sake. Don't you know that! Please feng shui yourselves out of this Tao calamity as soon as possible to correct your energy and assert your combined dominance within the set. 😁

Only crime hoovie has committed was have a supermodel girlfriend

Damn, her crew been stealing from Binny's all these years!