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Honest Trailers | Jungle Cruise
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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  • @Rosula_D
    @Rosula_D2 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe you missed the "between the Rock and the quiet place" pun opportunity for Emily Blunt. You were so close too!

  • @jacobl6714

    @jacobl6714

    2 жыл бұрын

    HA. Gold

  • @hannahroque4910

    @hannahroque4910

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love it

  • @unsaletype1106

    @unsaletype1106

    2 жыл бұрын

    We demand a re-do ! This will not stand !

  • @jelita_

    @jelita_

    2 жыл бұрын

    LoL, I was looking for the Quiet Place reference

  • @ivanelgharbi5861

    @ivanelgharbi5861

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah, thats pure gold.

  • @evansojuka1399
    @evansojuka13992 жыл бұрын

    ''But he finally gets to shine in a role he was destined to play, an actual rock...…'' Just killed me, am dying of laugher

  • @cunnilinguslover

    @cunnilinguslover

    2 жыл бұрын

    Some of those rock puns were pretty gneiss...

  • @SansoHumar

    @SansoHumar

    2 жыл бұрын

    But you’re dead. You can’t still be dying

  • @kurtisdeakin

    @kurtisdeakin

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's almost like we watched the same video

  • @Ben-eg6vu

    @Ben-eg6vu

    Жыл бұрын

    Same though

  • @sabrinabeezer4883
    @sabrinabeezer48832 жыл бұрын

    You missed the part where The Rock spoke in a perfect American accent, even in Spanish, having never left the river throughout the years, located in Brazil where they speak Portuguese 🤔

  • @ladychips

    @ladychips

    2 жыл бұрын

    i wondered about that too!

  • @franciscampbell1371

    @franciscampbell1371

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hello beautiful Sabrina how are you doing

  • @hopejohnson6347

    @hopejohnson6347

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or the Nazis German is totally unintelligible to an actual german... like seriously... what was he supposed to be saying there?

  • @arroe8386

    @arroe8386

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hopejohnson6347 just in genaral; they made a film in a fictional jungle world and had no better idea than making the villain a weird "German" guy 😂

  • @silviasuppo6450

    @silviasuppo6450

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hopejohnson6347 also it is set 1916 so no Nazi german for sure!

  • @johnvise4665
    @johnvise46652 жыл бұрын

    The Rock being absolutely pleased about his puns are the best part of the movie.

  • @dan_hitchman007

    @dan_hitchman007

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's the only best part of the movie.

  • @HilaryPea

    @HilaryPea

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is inarguable: His chuckling is charming on him!

  • @ultraesgrima

    @ultraesgrima

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's the whole movie really

  • @MetalSonicReject

    @MetalSonicReject

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Rock knows he’s a ham and loves it, and so do I. 🤣

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access2 жыл бұрын

    “Mommy, can you please make him stop?” “No one can” Dudes a living wall of concrete blocks. That checks out

  • @mattwo7

    @mattwo7

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean he's lost at least a few matches before. Including ones to B _rock_ Lesnar and _Stone_ Cold Steve Austin. Also John Cena, because the WWE really, REALLY seems to like him in particular for some reason. I'm not a wresting fan so IDK.

  • @keetopuffs

    @keetopuffs

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was surprised by how loud I laughed at this. 😆

  • @carlosfer2201

    @carlosfer2201

    2 жыл бұрын

    That one actually got me good.

  • @heathb4319

    @heathb4319

    2 жыл бұрын

    Snipers laugh in the distance....

  • @gorkskoal9315

    @gorkskoal9315

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mattwo7 so like what you're a wrestling door instead?

  • @megaemmie
    @megaemmie2 жыл бұрын

    When the spoiler warning came up I thought to myself “They’re going to somehow crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean.” I wasn’t too far off.

  • @gokugirl826

    @gokugirl826

    2 жыл бұрын

    The funniest thing is, I was watching with my aunt and was telling her that this gives me the mummy and pirates of the Caribbean vibes, at the exact same scenes Honest Trailer mentioned it😄😄😄

  • @wy4553
    @wy45532 жыл бұрын

    "That's not funny" "Correct." I laughed way too hard at that

  • @mikelytou
    @mikelytou2 жыл бұрын

    In all seriousness, Jesse Plemons deserves an award for his performance in this movie. So far the absolutely ONLY Hollywood actor whose native language is English and whose German sounds like actual German. The only one who dedicated himself to a German speaking role.

  • @mama--rua

    @mama--rua

    10 ай бұрын

    I love the word jungly

  • @thomasstudstrup5028

    @thomasstudstrup5028

    2 ай бұрын

    No he does no!!!. He only has a career because Phillip Symour Hoffman died. And hes not half the actor Hoffman was.

  • @stephenadkins616
    @stephenadkins6162 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, there are enough dad joke puns in that movie to fill a 10 year quota lol.

  • @michaelsinger4638

    @michaelsinger4638

    2 жыл бұрын

    Corny jokes are a huge part of the ride. So at least they’re consistent.

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think that's an insult to dad jokes

  • @retrolightning2k86

    @retrolightning2k86

    2 жыл бұрын

    A 10 year quota, or just a 10 foot boat-a 😉

  • @thomasmalet2142

    @thomasmalet2142

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@retrolightning2k86 Get out!

  • @arisucheddar3097

    @arisucheddar3097

    2 жыл бұрын

    A boatload of them

  • @lego6190
    @lego61902 жыл бұрын

    literally screamed OH MY GOD at my screen when he said "between the rock and his hard place"

  • @BlackkRiot

    @BlackkRiot

    2 жыл бұрын

    I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard at this part

  • @antonwulp

    @antonwulp

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bc you can't handle a good joke?

  • @LuisSierra42

    @LuisSierra42

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@antonwulp it is very hard sir

  • @antonwulp

    @antonwulp

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@LuisSierra42 In The Netherlands we call that a good joke.

  • @TorrentFiend10

    @TorrentFiend10

    2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly some of those dad jokes were kind of funny. Best part of the movie in my opinion. A short list of the Dad jokes from the movie is better than the actual movie. The rest of it is just one giant CG effect.

  • @rc1982
    @rc19822 жыл бұрын

    I noticed that Blunt's character was almost the librarian from The Mummy.

  • @familybills2908

    @familybills2908

    2 жыл бұрын

    My son said that basically it The Mummy with a water setting. Pirates of The Carr / Indiana Jones/ The Mummy rolled into one.

  • @lainiwakura1776

    @lainiwakura1776

    2 жыл бұрын

    She has a name. It's Evelyn, but they cal her Evie, like the Pokemon.

  • @rc1982

    @rc1982

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lainiwakura1776, I could swear her name was Emily Blunt...

  • @kurtsudheim825

    @kurtsudheim825

    Жыл бұрын

    Jack Whitehall was even moreso the brother: posh, not liking adventure, right down to the fancy white suit, & I bet he eventually died something marginally heroic near the end

  • @kurtsudheim825

    @kurtsudheim825

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rc1982 they meant the mummy character

  • @Vanq17
    @Vanq172 жыл бұрын

    Okay, but The Rock looks like he's having so much fun though, its kinda hard to not smile seeing him have fun.

  • @chesi_7_0_79

    @chesi_7_0_79

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not at my expense, the movie sucked.

  • @notanotherone5564

    @notanotherone5564

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chesi_7_0_79 You knew what to expect when you saw the trailers. It’s a kids movie, not a think piece for endless analysis smh

  • @dan_hitchman007

    @dan_hitchman007

    2 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, it was a really big check.

  • @MossyMozart

    @MossyMozart

    Жыл бұрын

    @Cleverbird - Try me.

  • @scoliosisking555
    @scoliosisking5552 жыл бұрын

    Movie with a "Jungle" in it Dwayne Johnson: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @anubusx

    @anubusx

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's own cinematic universe.

  • @chadcognac5626

    @chadcognac5626

    2 жыл бұрын

    Next Predator, in a jungle, starring . . .

  • @quakethedoombringer

    @quakethedoombringer

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure he wasn't in George of the Jungle

  • @scoliosisking555

    @scoliosisking555

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@quakethedoombringer he was cooking back then

  • @adamscott7354

    @adamscott7354

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh and in tow with me here is Khaki and grey shirt

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil732 жыл бұрын

    Funny thing is the Rock has said he’d love to star in a rom-com.

  • @chadcognac5626

    @chadcognac5626

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cause those can make a lot of money. He’d get a percentage of the gross. 👍🏻

  • @manoroid1

    @manoroid1

    2 жыл бұрын

    You mean a Rock-com

  • @mattwo7

    @mattwo7

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chadcognac5626 For what it's worth, he makes for good adokrable characters, which is something that meshes well with romcoms.

  • @theycallmetundraboy914

    @theycallmetundraboy914

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would watch that rom-com.

  • @MademoiselleRed1390

    @MademoiselleRed1390

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't that one Disney film where he has a daughter kinda romcom?

  • @catfdljws
    @catfdljws2 жыл бұрын

    "From some of Atlanta's most exotic green-screen locales..." biggest laugh I've had from the HT team in a year (and that was a good year of laughs, don't get me wrong)

  • @kirbyone
    @kirbyone2 жыл бұрын

    So wait, was the spoiler that the protagonist was actually secretly immortal? Or was it that the main villain was taking orders from a bee? Because I'm way more surprised by the latter than by the former

  • @hittingyouoverthehead

    @hittingyouoverthehead

    2 жыл бұрын

    He wasn't taking orders from a bee. The bee was giving him directions and telling him information.

  • @cakeisthebestintheworld

    @cakeisthebestintheworld

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think the spoiler was that the rock was immortal. The bee is like one of the other immortal dude's drones

  • @Dynaman21
    @Dynaman212 жыл бұрын

    This is still the closest we’ll ever get to The Rock remaking a Humphrey Bogart film.

  • @chadcognac5626

    @chadcognac5626

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean, hopefully, right?

  • @connormartens3081

    @connormartens3081

    2 жыл бұрын

    @James Brennan Jumanji: Journey to the Mummies of the Caribbean.

  • @tremor3258

    @tremor3258

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's a prayer, not a statement. One I also utter.

  • @ashleydowney1222

    @ashleydowney1222

    2 жыл бұрын

    I saw Jungle Cruise in theaters. Definitely reminded of The African Queen with Katherine Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart.

  • @slyasleep

    @slyasleep

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dunno. I‘m still holding out hope for the Melanese Falcon.

  • @VitorNeves97
    @VitorNeves972 жыл бұрын

    You forgot the fact that the main story happens in Brazil, and for some reason there is more Spanish in the movie than Portuguese

  • @danielaprado5895

    @danielaprado5895

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wait they at least soeak portuguese right? Brazilian here! Well what to expect of the studio who closed blue sky. Rio was made by a brazilian. Part of amazon is on our spansih Neighbors, so not that much a sketch

  • @arroe8386

    @arroe8386

    2 жыл бұрын

    And the rock who's actually suposed to be a Spaniard living in the amazon for 400 years speaks with an Amarican accent 😂

  • @DoctorZisIN

    @DoctorZisIN

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Portuguese had a treaty with the Spanish in 1494. That's when they got Brazil and the right to explore the Amazon. But the Spanish were there first.

  • @arthurlourenco939

    @arthurlourenco939

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DoctorZisIN The place they were in, Rondônia, was free of Euro-Americans settlers until the 19th century when Brazilians moved there

  • @vecna2101

    @vecna2101

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@DoctorZisIN The movie is set in Porto Velho, in Rondonia. That part of Brazil had no European settlers until the 19th century. And the Spanish didn't really do any meaningful colonization in what is nowadays Brazil afaik.

  • @AGameofRiddles
    @AGameofRiddles2 жыл бұрын

    Not sure if this has been addressed yet but I think one of the most upsetting things about this movie is that nobody did the steamboat willie whistle... I was kinda expecting it at least once.

  • @ItsTheGuy77
    @ItsTheGuy772 жыл бұрын

    I rewatched the first Pirates of the Caribbean recently after almost 2 decades. And I was honestly blown away by how well it holds up & how it's actually a legit good film. I think it gets overshadowed by the sequels cause they're on a more grander scale but in my opinion, it's the better film. Also, surprised how good the sword fight choreography was in this. It honestly one of the best action adventure films of all time for me

  • @LignGranite

    @LignGranite

    2 жыл бұрын

    Action scenes in the original trilogy is god tier.

  • @ScooterinAB

    @ScooterinAB

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think the other thing is that Johnny Depp wasn't drunk on himself it it either. He was very loud, but the rest of the movie is quite enjoyable. Each movie after just because more and more about Johnny Depp being a douche.

  • @djpunyer8762

    @djpunyer8762

    2 жыл бұрын

    The first one was the only good one really, but it was damn good.

  • @elena____296

    @elena____296

    2 жыл бұрын

    Totally agree 😁 the first film is the best in this trilo... Quadro.. I don't know this word for english ... logy🙂

  • @TheFourthWinchester

    @TheFourthWinchester

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh the original trilogy by Gore Verbinski was brilliant. The series should have ended after that. They did a huge mistake by removing Will and Elizabeth from the story and giving Jack the leading role. Jack Sparrow should have always remained a sidekick.

  • @ilikecinema33
    @ilikecinema332 жыл бұрын

    I also love Dwayne Johnson’s character because you can tell he’s super depressed and psychotic due to how long he’s been alive but hides behind his shitty dad jokes and passive aggressiveness.

  • @mariovilas4176

    @mariovilas4176

    2 жыл бұрын

    Relatable

  • @fx4d

    @fx4d

    2 жыл бұрын

    So the same reason dads make dad jokes?

  • @ilikecinema33

    @ilikecinema33

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fx4d yes , actually…. 😢😅

  • @jacobl6714

    @jacobl6714

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ilikecinema33 i was under the impression dads, good ones, who stick around, anyway, made dad jokes because they wanted to be affable, self deprecating, and self effacing. They know it's goofy, and are trying to be adorable. I'll admit some dads make dad jokes simply because that's somehow their unironic, non-self-aware actual humor though ha

  • @RickGrimesBoss

    @RickGrimesBoss

    2 жыл бұрын

    I almost dropped a tear at when he said tell Lily she would've been world enough for me

  • @paulwuthrich
    @paulwuthrich2 жыл бұрын

    No mention of the fact that she set out to change the world of modern medicine then just simply forgot about it and the film never bothered circling back to her entire driving motivation for almost the entire film..?

  • @Ushio01

    @Ushio01

    2 жыл бұрын

    No logic allowed in Disney films.

  • @khpa3665

    @khpa3665

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep. In a movie set shortly before a flu pandemic and released... during a flu pandemic. *facepalm*

  • @waterking74

    @waterking74

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@khpa3665 big “oof” moment right there

  • @thejanssen6030

    @thejanssen6030

    2 жыл бұрын

    No mention because it's not a fact. You weren't paying attention. It started with that, it came up again much farther into the movie when she explains it to the skipper, and the whole ending scene with her brother turning down the old men's invitation was about her already making progress towards her goal.

  • @paulwuthrich

    @paulwuthrich

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thejanssen6030 I guess it sort of did, but not really. It did start with that, and again it came up later with the skipper, which is why I said it was her driving motivation for almost the entire film. But the ending speech didn't really address it. All he said was that they had a great adventure and his sister was now a professor at Cambridge. It implies that her goal was to be part of the society, (rather than change modern medicine) And then she realized that she didn't need a bunch of crusty old men. So she went to Cambridge instead. It doesn't mention anything about changing modern medicine, and her scene driving off in the car doesn't either. The "changing modern medicine" thread is left hanging.

  • @JohnVanderbeck
    @JohnVanderbeck2 жыл бұрын

    Personally I really loved this movie including all the bad jokes and the Rock continuing his streak of not being killable.

  • @HilaryPea

    @HilaryPea

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree, my mother and I liked it for the same reason other people don't. Yes, they should have explained some of the concepts more, but it was fun. The Mummy was the same way. You didn't watch it for the "scary" mummy bad guy (except that he did have a body that fit into the barely-there clothes), you watched it for the character interaction, the humor, bumbling, and silliness. You watched it BECAUSE of it, not dispite it. You can tell they all had a lot of fun doing both movies and the behind-the-scenes fun seeped into the movie to for us to see and enjoy.

  • @rajkumarmarichetty2737
    @rajkumarmarichetty27372 жыл бұрын

    "Can some high school drama teachers step in and teach him how to stage kiss" that line killed me!!!

  • @kurtsudheim825

    @kurtsudheim825

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm guessing the rich hasn't had any acting lessons, St least outside if wwe

  • @xander0901
    @xander09012 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if this means there’s now a chance The Rock can make cameos on the Jungle Cruise ride like Johnny Depp started making cameos on the Pirates ride…

  • @piranhasaurusrex

    @piranhasaurusrex

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes! That would be amazing!

  • @dwaynecox2002

    @dwaynecox2002

    2 жыл бұрын

    I feel like if Covid wasn’t a thing, that would’ve been how they would’ve promoted the movie.

  • @Emplordxiii

    @Emplordxiii

    2 жыл бұрын

    He did…for the day the film premiered on Disneyland.

  • @jacobl6714

    @jacobl6714

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dwaynecox2002 luckily it barely is! Especially with that vaccine my government keeps demanding I get lol we can all go back outside now, everyone calm down : p

  • @vengefulbeauty

    @vengefulbeauty

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hell, he might be contractually obligated to at this point.

  • @tonythehappynerd7241
    @tonythehappynerd72412 жыл бұрын

    Please say in your epic voice, "GARY!!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!!"

  • @J2099

    @J2099

    2 жыл бұрын

    YES

  • @garylawless3608

    @garylawless3608

    2 жыл бұрын

    Holy Sh$t - I thought that was my Mother yelling at me!

  • @christopherregan1654

    @christopherregan1654

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Yes, that's what I've been waiting for!"

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_2 жыл бұрын

    The Rock is still trying to make us believe that he’s a normal person. He’s totally not something that built in a Dwarven foundry who’s main purpose is to lead the rebellion against the Elves.

  • @MiSoto
    @MiSoto2 жыл бұрын

    "Stone Cold Sleep Often" is the best damn pun I ever heard and I will stun anyone who disagrees

  • @VMHOfficiel

    @VMHOfficiel

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don’t get it, English isn’t my native language, could someone expp ppl lain?

  • @zeobide

    @zeobide

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@VMHOfficiel It's because the rock was a wrestler who has a off and on rivalry with another wrestler named Stone Cold Steve Austin and the names sounds similar. I think its called a play-on-words.

  • @VMHOfficiel

    @VMHOfficiel

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zeobide ah thanks! :)

  • @theothersmith9570
    @theothersmith95702 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad *somebody* finally made reference to The African Queen in all this, even though it was so fleeting I sneezed and almost missed it.

  • @alexachipman

    @alexachipman

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agreed, I kept mentioning it to people and they would go "The what?"

  • @kenetabansi5016

    @kenetabansi5016

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alexachipman not to be predictable but the what!?

  • @wildcatkhaya5675

    @wildcatkhaya5675

    2 жыл бұрын

    What's the reference

  • @theothersmith9570

    @theothersmith9570

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wildcatkhaya5675 the Humphrey Bogart at 1:49.

  • @MossyMozart

    @MossyMozart

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kenetabansi5016 - If only you had a computer and could look stuff up! Well, maybe you'll get one for the holidays.

  • @Helloworld-ss5uv
    @Helloworld-ss5uv2 жыл бұрын

    “Werner Herzog if he was fascist and took orders from a bee” I don’t know exactly why, but I’m getting “The Wind Rises” vibes from that sentence

  • @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT
    @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT2 жыл бұрын

    I love that Jungle Cruise is just a less funny version of Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Both films have “Jungle” in their names too!

  • @quakethedoombringer

    @quakethedoombringer

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jumanji at least forces the Rock to play an actual character (a dude pretending to be a dude) instead of himself for a dozen time

  • @kurtsudheim825

    @kurtsudheim825

    Жыл бұрын

    60% of the film's the rock had been in involve the jungle, it's the whole joke

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    23 күн бұрын

    I heard that Jumanji is also a ride, too lol Difference is, the movie came first.

  • @Kinfinite
    @Kinfinite2 жыл бұрын

    Ok but "mommy, can you make him stop." "Noone can" got me

  • @elementSe34

    @elementSe34

    Жыл бұрын

    His deadpan delivery is gold.

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    23 күн бұрын

    I somehow heard, "he's the captain" so ty lol

  • @utuberwatchin
    @utuberwatchin2 жыл бұрын

    The Rock delivers dad jokes like no other

  • @ShinobiWan1

    @ShinobiWan1

    2 жыл бұрын

    I laughed at every one of them haha

  • @micahstevenson6276
    @micahstevenson62762 жыл бұрын

    I've been sitting here hitting refresh, waiting for this week's Honest Trailer, hoping it would be Free Willy. Someday my dream will be a reality...

  • @sergiokaminotanjo

    @sergiokaminotanjo

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why free Willy?

  • @biswajitguha2410

    @biswajitguha2410

    2 жыл бұрын

    Psst... I've heard that the internet is full of free willies. (You didn't hear this from me)

  • @Christian-cz9bu

    @Christian-cz9bu

    2 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know they did trailers for pr0n movies...

  • @waleuska

    @waleuska

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@biswajitguha2410 i hate you soo much right now

  • @slyasleep

    @slyasleep

    2 жыл бұрын

    And now you got a free Steamboat Willie.

  • @Jac12
    @Jac122 жыл бұрын

    "Stone Cold Sleep Often" is good.

  • @respectableaf9061
    @respectableaf90612 жыл бұрын

    Epic voice guy, say "This one time at band-camp..."

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork2 жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe they made a ride based on a classic Disney theme park attraction, yet didn’t have any of the lines from the ride except for a brief Backside of water. At the bare minimum you could have had a bloke called Trader Sam in the Port.

  • @HereForTheComments
    @HereForTheComments2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe I'm the one that's messed up, but when I heard "Stone Cold Sleep Often" I grinned and I clapped.

  • @djsonicc

    @djsonicc

    2 жыл бұрын

    that's gotta be the bottom line

  • @smokeyblack3426

    @smokeyblack3426

    2 жыл бұрын

    should have had two groan effects for the double pun of rock and wrestling

  • @zeobide

    @zeobide

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@smokeyblack3426 My god. Thank you for pointing out the second level of this. I've slowly been forgetting he used to be a wrestler somehow.

  • @lolltaylor
    @lolltaylor2 жыл бұрын

    I loved the dad jokes. When you ride the actual ride they do the same thing.

  • @theprototype2518
    @theprototype25182 жыл бұрын

    Norm the Genie: "The more time I spend with you, the more I am beginning to miss being imprisoned in my lamp." Please say it for Norm Macdonald.

  • @j.r.milton1273
    @j.r.milton12732 жыл бұрын

    Week 102 of asking for a Netflix Daredevil honest trailer.

  • @Emike-nc9ew

    @Emike-nc9ew

    2 жыл бұрын

    Im with you

  • @F6B

    @F6B

    2 жыл бұрын

    dooooo it!

  • @molcatz9634

    @molcatz9634

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keep it up friend! I'm rooting for ya!

  • @Chimken_nunget

    @Chimken_nunget

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keep fighting the good fight!

  • @Coolman13355

    @Coolman13355

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'd want them to cover the whole Netflix Marvel verse in one go.

  • @mithusadukha3133
    @mithusadukha31332 жыл бұрын

    OML WAS THAT A COMMUNITY JOKE WITH THE BIBLIOTECA THING 😂😂

  • @darkdragonet1922

    @darkdragonet1922

    2 жыл бұрын

    ESTA DONDE LA BIBLIOTECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @thejanssen6030

    @thejanssen6030

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, because the community joke isn't a community joke. Biblioteca is the standard stereotype for the only thing remembered from high school Spanish

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d Жыл бұрын

    1 year ago since the movie opened! Fun old school family swashbuckler adventure Love Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt's chemistry together Love the score, the special effects for the cursed Conquistadors, and the movies core message of seeking out the impossible is more than just glory and impatience

  • @JSWalkerMusic
    @JSWalkerMusic2 жыл бұрын

    “Between a rock and his hard place” got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Might be the best one I’ve heard for a while. 👏🏼

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder2 жыл бұрын

    Missed opportunity: To call it “Romancing The Rock”

  • @Snowtroper7

    @Snowtroper7

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rockmansing the Stone?

  • @daveharrison84

    @daveharrison84

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good one!

  • @benlunch7618

    @benlunch7618

    2 жыл бұрын

    Raiders of the stupid ark!

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz182 жыл бұрын

    In honor of Norm Macdonald, please say “No matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.”

  • @coolnerdlll6053

    @coolnerdlll6053

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Who is Pat Morita?"

  • @mahat44

    @mahat44

    2 жыл бұрын

    who is norm macdonald?

  • @Mibbitmaker

    @Mibbitmaker

    2 жыл бұрын

    or, "At #1, Better than Ezra. And at #2... Ezra."

  • @stormtempterf8058

    @stormtempterf8058

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or so the Germans would have us believe....

  • @yourrightimsooosorry884

    @yourrightimsooosorry884

    2 жыл бұрын

    No matter how bad life gets just remember Bruce Willis in sixth sense was dead and still went to work

  • @yahyarajaee5883
    @yahyarajaee58832 жыл бұрын

    Can I just say that it’s so sad to see SJ being reduced to just honest trailers at this point. I absolutely adored them during their peak between 2014-2016

  • @ElizabethAnna22
    @ElizabethAnna22 Жыл бұрын

    "Stone Cold Sleep Often" is a play on "Stone Cold Steve Austin" and I BUSTED A GUT 👏👏👏👏👏 love you guys @ honest trailers

  • @morgantoddw
    @morgantoddw2 жыл бұрын

    Honest TV Trailer for Twin Peaks!!!! Also say "There was a fish in the percolator"

  • @raiyanamin8914
    @raiyanamin89142 жыл бұрын

    Finally after 6 years, made into the epic voice readouts...Hey ma, your boy has made it!!

  • @ioiwut4874

    @ioiwut4874

    2 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations! was well worth it. I just submitted my first one, after probably six years or more. wish me luck friend!

  • @raiyanamin8914

    @raiyanamin8914

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who knows maybe next week...

  • @ioiwut4874

    @ioiwut4874

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@raiyanamin8914 nah if i don't get it, i don't get it. but i tried.

  • @mdawg-mj9nw
    @mdawg-mj9nw2 жыл бұрын

    PLEASE do an honest trailer for ABC's "Once Upon a Time." It's a crazy show with huge fanbase. viewers will dig an honest recap I promise.

  • @Jessica-on8fr

    @Jessica-on8fr

    2 жыл бұрын

    Heck yeah i would like to see just Captain Hook in honest trailers lol. 😅

  • @LignGranite

    @LignGranite

    2 жыл бұрын

    I still remember Hook's first arrival at Storybrooke, literally Jack Sparrow.

  • @PaladinBerserkerJedi
    @PaladinBerserkerJedi2 жыл бұрын

    5:50 That high school drama teacher joke was the actual knock out of this whole video!

  • @doomy_mcdoomerson
    @doomy_mcdoomerson2 жыл бұрын

    How about an Honest Trailer for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.

  • @diegopansini3152

    @diegopansini3152

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ooo me likey

  • @najhoant

    @najhoant

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that’s probably the only thing related to Jeremy Renner and archery they haven’t already covered and can tie in with the Hawkeye TV series

  • @TearYouApart360

    @TearYouApart360

    2 жыл бұрын

    I just watch it on Hulu. I liked it. Honestly, it's exactly what I would expect from a Movie with that title.

  • @hailtothevic
    @hailtothevic2 жыл бұрын

    Pretty Please do an Honest Trailer for Jackie Chan's movies or Austin Powers

  • @williamadkins4133

    @williamadkins4133

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes Rumble in the Bronx, Police story, or Project A.

  • @JadedDemocracy
    @JadedDemocracy2 жыл бұрын

    "Stone Cold Sleep Often"....Nuff Said. I'm impressed

  • @HeriEystberg
    @HeriEystberg2 жыл бұрын

    I'm getting some Romancing the Stone/Jewel of the Nile vibes from this movie. If you haven't seen it, I can guarantee you that it is way better.

  • @mfundo6619
    @mfundo66192 жыл бұрын

    "between The Rock and his hard place" that was a good one

  • @jacktayl
    @jacktayl2 жыл бұрын

    Can you do a trailer for the two Gremlins movies, please?

  • @khimmyalfie3711
    @khimmyalfie37112 жыл бұрын

    I feel like disney just wants to remake the success of pirates of the Caribbean by making a movie out of another ride but they still don't realize is that the reason for the success of pirates is the magic that is Johnny Depp.

  • @shireknight01
    @shireknight012 жыл бұрын

    I remember seeing the trailer for this and getting The Mummy (1999) vibes.

  • @KokoReko2
    @KokoReko22 жыл бұрын

    What was the spoiler? haven't seen the movie, but the plot is exactly what I have imagined.

  • @waitselljones8068

    @waitselljones8068

    2 жыл бұрын

    That The Rock plays an immortal character that's lived for hundreds of years.

  • @IorekMetal

    @IorekMetal

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@waitselljones8068 Yep, they explained very bad in the video.

  • @MariahPattie
    @MariahPattie2 жыл бұрын

    oh. I saw the ads and literally thought it was a Jumanji spin-off.

  • @bighand1530

    @bighand1530

    2 жыл бұрын

    Understandable.

  • @elizabethw7698
    @elizabethw76982 жыл бұрын

    @Screen Junkies The only part you missed was her hair. They are in the middle of a jungle, on a boat, and she is able to maintain hair that looks like it came directly from a shampoo commercial.

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 Жыл бұрын

    When this first came out on Disney, I watched it with my young son. I fully expected to hate it. And I have never been happier to be wrong! 🙌 Everyone here who enjoyed the film needs to watch some of the behind-the-scenes material, bloopers, and interviews. Dwayne and Emily B have an amazing chemistry offset. They are like brother and sister, constantly pranking each other and cutting one another down hysterically. Jack W said he felt like the son of two adoring, bickering parents throughout the filming. 😆 ❤️

  • @SMRMUSICATX
    @SMRMUSICATX2 жыл бұрын

    In honor of Anthony AJ Johnson from Friday say, "I steal, I don't kill."

  • @MadMalManny
    @MadMalManny2 жыл бұрын

    Honest Trailer for Shang-Chi please Also for Norm please say "I'm off to Destroy Canada, That had it good for too long"

  • @mahat44

    @mahat44

    2 жыл бұрын

    who is norm?

  • @MadMalManny

    @MadMalManny

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mahat44 Norm MacDonald

  • @mahat44

    @mahat44

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MadMalManny ??? ok and who is he?

  • @freddyfleal
    @freddyfleal2 жыл бұрын

    When you realize that most of the time when he speaks "the tiniest amount of 4th grade Spanish" he's actually trying to speak Portuguese

  • @ajcambern
    @ajcambern2 жыл бұрын

    Crammed with more painful banter than a the entertainment on a budget carnival cruise. Amazing, underrated and accurate.

  • @jamesgarrett8833
    @jamesgarrett88332 жыл бұрын

    Hey Screen Junkies for a future video please do a honest trailer for “No Country For Old Men”

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes that film is amazing

  • @shivampachauri7551

    @shivampachauri7551

    2 жыл бұрын

    That movie is hard to make fun of

  • @kenneth465

    @kenneth465

    2 жыл бұрын

    I still haven’t seen it yet! 😩 Is it good?

  • @Teyuqueuiquop
    @Teyuqueuiquop2 жыл бұрын

    Please do Crank and Crank: High Voltage honest trailers!!!!!!!!

  • @bohdantoporivskyi5747

    @bohdantoporivskyi5747

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh yes please!

  • @borealphoto
    @borealphoto2 жыл бұрын

    I'm still wondering how they're going upriver and down rapids.

  • @thejanssen6030

    @thejanssen6030

    2 жыл бұрын

    They'll teach you about it when you get to middle school. Rivers branch. If you're going upriver and take a wrong turn, you'll be going down river on another branch.

  • @borealphoto

    @borealphoto

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thejanssen6030 That's not how rivers work.

  • @thejanssen6030

    @thejanssen6030

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@borealphoto They were going up river and came to a split. One way went down river, the other way continued up river. That is exactly how a river works.

  • @arroe8386

    @arroe8386

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@borealphoto In some rare situations rivers can actually branch, but the split would definitely look different

  • @ssgtmole8610
    @ssgtmole86102 жыл бұрын

    I had to imagine the last quote at the end of the video sung to "I wear my sunglasses at night." 🙃

  • @themontypython9540
    @themontypython95402 жыл бұрын

    My then 6 Yr old son took a shine to The Rock movies. And it was the I was sooooo happy I didn't have to watch baby stuff with him anymore. Total Goat!

  • @ScooterinAB

    @ScooterinAB

    2 жыл бұрын

    Everybody wins!

  • @yonbonbonbon
    @yonbonbonbon2 жыл бұрын

    Producer: "So we need a guy who's ripped.... likeable... possibly bald... maybe we call.. *Phone Rings* Producer: "Hello?" The Rock: Yes I'm available.

  • @uncleharm8893

    @uncleharm8893

    2 жыл бұрын

    Producer: "So you have a movie that takes place in the jungle for me?" The Rock: busts through the wall Kool-Aid man style

  • @yonbonbonbon

    @yonbonbonbon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@uncleharm8893 Producers: "Okay, so with the sequel being a action/ comedy with a bit of a lighthearted but dark twist, I'm thinking we someone who.. *Phone Rings* Producer: "Hello"? Caller: "Turn around" *Producer turns around sees nothing* "Producer: "who is thi..." Caller: "John Cena!!!!!" * theme music plays loud af*

  • @uncleharm8893

    @uncleharm8893

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yonbonbonbon Dave Bautista was there the whole time but he was standing very still

  • @yonbonbonbon

    @yonbonbonbon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@uncleharm8893 So incredibly still that he became invisible to the eye. Watch.... *Slowly eats*

  • @uncleharm8893

    @uncleharm8893

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yonbonbonbon You can't see John Cena either

  • @purpleepicicon
    @purpleepicicon2 жыл бұрын

    Please say, "Germans love David Hasselhoff." for Norm MacDonald. RIP

  • @Craigmaul099
    @Craigmaul0992 жыл бұрын

    Could you say, in your best super mario impression "It's-a me, Chris Pratt-i-o""

  • @rigobertogarcia4516
    @rigobertogarcia45162 жыл бұрын

    Hey awesome voice guy can you say “Thick thighs save lives” in your epic velvety voice please 🤞🏽

  • @acepps
    @acepps2 жыл бұрын

    In honor of Norm Macdonald, please say, "If it's got Carrot Top in it, you know what a good name for it'd be? 'Box Office Poison.'"

  • @EGOS42
    @EGOS422 жыл бұрын

    It's a small thing but I want to thank you for the few seconds of post roll after the epic voice guy. Gave me time to click the link to commentaries without missing any of it.

  • @Monkey80llx
    @Monkey80llx2 жыл бұрын

    I never get tired of that ‘whaaaaat!!’ feeling, when you realise how much time must be spent finding and editing all the random/obscure/from old films/etc connections. The obvious but funny stuff is the icing on the cake. The cake made mainly of obscure and word play stuff. 😆

  • @AmaraEmme
    @AmaraEmme2 жыл бұрын

    Holy crap, this is just every Rock movie + The Mummy + PotC

  • @wwetv0698

    @wwetv0698

    2 жыл бұрын

    You obviously have not seen every Rock movie then

  • @triple_L_Prod
    @triple_L_Prod2 жыл бұрын

    The Office Honest trailer!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!!

  • @The-last-1
    @The-last-19 ай бұрын

    Honestly what makes this movie work in my opinion, is the fact that it oozes charm

  • @michaelmangan7963

    @michaelmangan7963

    6 ай бұрын

    I loved this movie

  • @FantasticBeasts2024
    @FantasticBeasts20242 жыл бұрын

    The Rock has done Journey 2, Jumanji 1&2, Rampage, Jungle Cruise which is getting a sequel.

  • @tonysoprano6041
    @tonysoprano60412 жыл бұрын

    pleeease do sopranos. many saints of newark is out soon

  • @smexehcougah3
    @smexehcougah32 жыл бұрын

    Is Disney just going to adapt their most popular rides into movies and slap the exact same script on all of them?

  • @CyberKnight1

    @CyberKnight1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, if the money printer ain't broke....

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz182 жыл бұрын

    You should make an Honest Trailer for _Spawn!_

  • @rokasrerroca7399
    @rokasrerroca73992 жыл бұрын

    Double thumbs up!!! Sweet burn on the "never been done before" comparison between this and POTC!

  • @saicharan3621
    @saicharan36212 жыл бұрын

    Please Do " Under The Skin " 💙⚡

  • @westiclesw7137
    @westiclesw71372 жыл бұрын

    Speaking enough Spanish to let you know he's from the area? Dude was a literal Conquistador. I'm surprised he spoke English at all.

  • @jliller

    @jliller

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's had a few centuries to learn.

  • @MossyMozart

    @MossyMozart

    Жыл бұрын

    @Westicles W - And the language they speak in Brazil (except from the genicide-facing Amazon Natives) is PORTUGUESE.

  • @westiclesw7137

    @westiclesw7137

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MossyMozart And the Conquistadors were from? And the Amazon expands through how many countries?

  • @BrawlerTM
    @BrawlerTM2 жыл бұрын

    "Now this is a man who can tell me where the biblioteca is" 🤣

  • @midasgrey3171
    @midasgrey31712 жыл бұрын

    I won't even lie, I loved the orange factory joke. 😂😂😂😂 Actually all the corny jokes in the film.

  • @clutchpowers9761
    @clutchpowers97612 жыл бұрын

    Before you embark on a journey of revenge... Make an Honest Trailer for the Adventures of Clutch Powers - Confucius probably

  • @iandiller7534

    @iandiller7534

    2 жыл бұрын

    ^this^

  • @Pryme54
    @Pryme542 жыл бұрын

    You know this and Pirates of the Caribbean will eventually cross over, right (time periods be damned)?

  • @seekjesuschrist713
    @seekjesuschrist7132 жыл бұрын

    That biblioteca part was hilarious

  • @FR4M3Sharma
    @FR4M3Sharma2 жыл бұрын

    That "Savvy" and the Title really killed me. Lmao.

  • @anupjoseph7368
    @anupjoseph73682 жыл бұрын

    Honest Trailer for Edge of Tomorrow

  • @victornewmanforever
    @victornewmanforever2 жыл бұрын

    Many years ago, a lady at my work who was really fond of The Rock talked to me about a kiss scene in one of his films and confessed she dreamt of being kissed that way. So I guess he's doing alright.

  • @Levi-ec3pw

    @Levi-ec3pw

    2 жыл бұрын

    Probably was walking tall with Ashley Scott or maybe southland tales. Kelly Hu also says he's a great kisser.

  • @victornewmanforever

    @victornewmanforever

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Levi-ec3pw Yes, Walking Tall.

  • @kurtsudheim825

    @kurtsudheim825

    Жыл бұрын

    Idk for sure since I can't read minds, but I'm sure it's more that she just likes him, at least body & maybe his cocky charm, than his actual kidding technique

  • @lovelyzza3694
    @lovelyzza36942 жыл бұрын

    2:16 yep! He's one who can definitely pull it off 😂

  • @crono_digger
    @crono_digger2 жыл бұрын

    3:18 right after this joke my whole computer shut down and restarted itself LMAOOO

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