Damn, Moira is a savage 🤣🤣 Also, Kyle going to turn Moira from the Martyred Lady to Bloody Rose very quickly

Of all the stories that never happened this never happened the most.

@complex9k

4 ай бұрын

I'm questioning if any of these are real.

Doesn't it make more sense that in the grim dark future sacrificing a battalion to secure the mission objective is common among most imperial and non imperial leadership?

@TheStoicArmyPainter

Жыл бұрын

More so if they are Cadians bahahaha

@BearerWill17

Жыл бұрын

Or the Death Korps and their love with shovels.

This sounds like it was lifted directly from Scott Pilgrim saves the world.

This story has "and everyone clapped" vibes..

@demonstructie

Жыл бұрын

Yup a lot of pot calling the kettle black going on in this story. The guy who wrote in is himself a fart sniffing white knighting neckbeard and I'm surprised northern didn't catch him out.

@darkroom0716

Жыл бұрын

Ok so it wasnt just me

@RevanBartus

10 ай бұрын

Yeah

@mueezadam8438

9 ай бұрын

With how local the scene was I could definitely see a few people following the matches over the week and probably voicing their excitement as they build rapport with the main cast.

@tyronegordon8985

8 ай бұрын

It really doesn't, it's way to wildly detailed and coherent and even if it was a lie it's really well written

broooooo i just literally had the most entertaining 1 hour of KZread I've had in a long time. wowwww so funny! my new favorite channel!

So in a way, I disagree with you exile that you should auto-lose if tabled, the idea that you can still win on objectives makes it feel more like a narrative war - where loss of troops isn’t necessarily loss of battle

@cjanquart

Жыл бұрын

Although I completely suck at 40K, I do like that it's objective based so it's not all about blowing the snot out of the other army.

@SirFailsalot91

10 ай бұрын

Games don't end just because you're tabled unless you choose to surrender - a judge won't immediately decide for you that you've lost because of how the game looks, so it's up to your own judgement about whether or not you should surrender. There's always more ways to win than just overwhelming your opponent, but that depends on just how tactical or lucky you are against the odds.

Kyle couldn’t even fork out his promised loot dump. Hardly a boss at all

I went to a store years ago. One of the guys working there was running a side business painting peoples armies. He would do it using his brother as a front. This guy came in who was a lawyer. They sold him power game list armies. They assembled and painted the armies on the side. This guy spent thousands on models and getting them painted. The brothers and the lawyer dominated the store games. I played all 3 of them at different times. They were highly competitive and not to much fun to play against. I came into the store one day and was going to play a guy and the store manager said I had to play one of them. I said there is 2 tables they can play each other. I was going to play against the the guy I was with. The manager said no they don`t want to play each other. I said whats the point they have won so many times. He said to bad they are next up. The store games almost went away except when one of the 3 hero`s kicked the crap out of a newbe.

8:37 there’s a lady on KZread who wears older style clothing (including corsets) and she makes most of her own clothes, but according to her, corsets weren’t like what you see in S&M stuff/Sisters of Battle (and they’re wearing stylized power armor, they could Kool Aide man through rockcrete while singing hymns about how they’re going to burn you-why doesn’t anybody write about that!?) and they were more like what a modern back brace would be in that it helped support and distribute the weight of all the heavy clothes the person was wearing. And common women weren’t wrenching it down super tight, because they had to work in their clothes. The crazy shit (as always) was done by the rich high-riders.

@richmcgee434

Жыл бұрын

There's a lot more than one youtuber doing vintage & historical clothing content. It's kind of a fascinating rabbit hole to explore, especially if you're a history buff. Not the kind of thing you see in textbooks, but a good window into what everyday life was in the past.

@Yandarval

Жыл бұрын

That sounds like Bernadette Banner. The back brace was the give away. She has spinal problems and used a surgical brace.

@solouno2280

Жыл бұрын

Same thing with high knee boots, peasant women wore flats so they could actually kneel down and move freely

@vx345

Жыл бұрын

Ahhh another fellow Bernadette Banner appreciator. Nice.

Really great story. I liked and subscribed. Keep ‘em coming!

normally i don't like biased retellings. But i accept and appreciate it when talking about cheaters. Also, for the jokes thing. They both said them, so both are acceptable imo, one was just better, and the people can decide which.

@Xvladin

2 ай бұрын

If she WASNT taking shots at the neckbeard with the leather jacket, that's on her. An environment where everyone can joke about each other is fun

Their behaviour was vile, but I confess I am really not into penis size jokes, as it's comparing something that (if true) a person can't change with something they can change. I preferred the manager's remark about the moobs. Still, it's a good story and I hope it's true.

@adamfox1669

Жыл бұрын

I agree with that. Probably just simping behavior

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, this never happened. What employee would risk being fired over making dick joke embarrassing paying customers? This story is total bullshit

@bertellijustin6376

Жыл бұрын

Have you never met the degenerates that play these games?

Sounds like something that never happened.

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

I 100% guarantee it never did

@farokudahitam

Жыл бұрын

I believe you are right, and I don't know why I'm here.

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

@@farokudahitam no shame in enjoying a fictional story bud, hell Hollywood has mad billions from it. I do however like it when the writer doesn't insult our intelligence enough to try and pass off an obvious fictional tale as something that happened. It just lessons cool real stories when they happen because we might not hear of them because they lack something the works of fiction provide for their audience. Honestly though I'm not positive who this tale is for, people who feel bullied by unhygienic nerds? A female empowerment tale? A story for people not able to buy current models to curbstomp other players? Or is it just some lame attempt at a virtue signal story where the amazingly brave and quick whit of the outlier bests the gang of horrible ol' fat smelly white boy bullies that would dare attack such a queen ( she's not even fat 2 guys, I swear)............. Cthulhu on a fuckin pogo stick man, I don't know why I keep getting bent out of shape over someone's silly little made up story but I just hate when people think I'm dumb enough to fall for obvious bullshit

I don't think I would have hung (hanged? Help me I'm out of England to long...) around that store long enough to witness these events given the amount of beardery

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

Nobody would have, it's a fairytale. There's a whole genre of stories called " and then everyone clapped", it fits perfectly in with it without the slightest bit of deviation. It's basically the plot line of the last 10 minutes of an 80's movie like the Karate Kid or something.

@IvyMyki

Жыл бұрын

@@josephskiles I was getting everybody clapped vibes, but gave him the benefit of the doubt

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

@@IvyMyki I like this channel and it's content, and I don't want to say there in anything wrong with enjoying a good bit of fiction, but I feel insulted when someone just assumes I will swallow down any lie I'm told just because they say it happened. I've got an excellent bullshit detecting device installed in my head and it's rarely wrong. There's nothing wrong with giving others the benefit of the doubt but this one was just to big for me not to say anything. Give me just a boring story about how you made a few lucky rolls to win a game and I'll take it any day over a fairytale

It sounds awfully obnoxious in that store. The worst thing is that the guy obviously cheated, and throwing opponent's models should have got him immediately banned. Also, I disagree with you, war is about taking objectives, troops are disposable, achieving objectives is what win wars. Therefore if a player is just there to curbstomp the opponent and loses on points that is no surprise, because they aren't playing the game. Some armies aren't supposed to slaughter every single opponent, others are.

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

This never happened 100% would guarantee it

_Glorious._ Also as an aside I do appreciate how you call out anyone's off colour jokes, no matter who.

@viorp5267

Жыл бұрын

he doesn't

Would've been nice for Kyle to be humbled to the point where they both became good friends and agreed she was the secret final boss for laughs. That would've been sweet.

Yeah... none of those quips ever happened lmao WHat a load of horseshit

Kyle should have eaten his humble pie and buy her a thousand point army as he had wagered. It would be a Chad move on his part and it would have redeemed himself.

Sure celestines rules have always been she does not count for any objectives like slay the warlord until she has died their final time. As a sisters player I’m almost 1000% certain. I’m sure Kyle will of known that though, as this story has warsuits its new age sisters which are massively more common, not like my old retro metal girls.

@northernexile

Жыл бұрын

Wow so the actual score should have been much wider...fair do's! Good catch :)

@DukeDanseMacambre

Жыл бұрын

@@northernexile Yep, she had him on slay the warlord as celestine took the night ringers last wo7nd after standing up, damn the secondaries to hell she had him in that alone. Lol

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

Do you really think this story was anything but a story?

@PaintCelestine

Жыл бұрын

As an aside, as much as it pains to me to say to our intrepid hero, celestine cant fight when she gets up from death.

@thomasroberts1933

Жыл бұрын

Yeah this is the way it works in the nephilim pack currently

I like the secondary objectives. Just tabling each other every game is boring when it happens ALL THE TIME. It forces people to play more tactically (usually)

Ha, I said ‘don’t touch my models’ at the same time you did. Just to put a different option on tabling an army, I like the narrative feel of a force all dying but still achieving the mission, kind of like The ultimate sacrifice for victory, but I do love the fluff of the game 😬

@Remi-Toruzen

Жыл бұрын

One of the best animated fight scenes in gundam is from 08th Ms team and indeed any fan knows it and the cost of sacrifice to complete the main objective.

@LakeVermilionDreams

6 ай бұрын

​@@Remi-Toruzen I don't know Gundam. But Rogue One is one of the best Star Wars films and, yeah! I agree!

This video comes up when you look up definition of decimated.

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

This video would come up when you typed in " and then everyone clapped"

This never happened and if you believe it did you just want the fan fiction to be your life like this person did.

Sounds cringe af, these people ale weird or made up

That’s some yu gi oh anime level shit at the end. Fucking love it!!!

You can play through one game per shift (as an employee working)? How long is a game?

What game are you playing in the background?

Complete fanfic

What a bunch of clown shoes.

Really late to the game here: Im just recently getting back into the hobby, the last time i played was nearly 20 years ago. I understand the "not liking losing the game even though you tabled your opponent" but i feel this is a good thing in the recently edition. Its easy to build an army that is just designed to kill, then play every single game like a team death match. Regardless of the missions, strategies or tactics...you just play your army the same way, try to kill kill kill and win win win. Now however, you cant just play TDM every game, you MUST think strategic and capture objective and score points. You are forced to think of the objectives other than just throwing dice and killing models.

Nah, calling you out for BS on this one mate. If the "two hands" joke is both acceptable and funny, then so is the corset one. You cant have it both ways just because there's a girl involved.

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

I'm calling the whole story bullshit, but yeah I found it kinda offensive as well with the double standard. Luckily this story never happened so it's no big deal

@bertellijustin6376

Жыл бұрын

I found the incels. The person who starts a fight is the one who is responsible for it, the person that defends themselves didn’t choose the altercation. If this were a true story the gir was defending herself she gets the right to respond in kind and not be held to the same standard as the instigator. He chose the weapons she just used them better than he did.

@bertellijustin6376

Жыл бұрын

It’s like if you get sucker punched by another dude, then you kick him in the balls. Neither is “honorable”(what a stupid concept only held by people that have never been in a real fight). But one is a choice the other is a response. The choice is judged more harshly than the response.

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

@@bertellijustin6376 you don't think this ever happened do you? But for the sake of argument let's sait did . To use a metaphor " you never bring a knife to a gun fight", that analogy is spot on in so so so many aspects of life, but at the same point we have to take into account what position each person is in. The girl was an employee, what employee would be allowed to act in such a way and not receive her pink slip? I can understand the managers not liking the players but unless they are complete deadbeats that spend no money at the store ( which the story teller said was completely opposite) then there is no way in hell that a manager would kick them to the curb

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

@@bertellijustin6376 you realize calling someone an incell has lost all meaning by now right? Gonna whip out another bit of whit by calling us " Chuds" or something 😆?

"And they all stood up and clapped." Just kidding. Mostly. What I don't understand is how Kyle (perfect name, by the way. I bet he punches holes in sheetrock too) even gets games at this store. Even if the management never banned him outright, if people just declined to play games with him he would have to self-select for banning, like the trash taking itself out. There are bullies like this anywhere people gather, at least if the group tolerates it.

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say just kidding, it sounded like a typical and everyone stood up and clapped story, they all follow the same pattern 99% of the time. It's always some outlier from what the core group is, they are always some fucking Mary Sue that preforms some ungodly feet that leaves everyone in awe, they are always saying just the right thing at the right time, then when all hope seems lost at the end they prevail because of some obscure thing everyone just happened to forget leading to the hero getting thunderous applause to the shame of the mean ol bullies who doubted such a brave and courageous outlier would succeed where everyone else failed. It's a repacked Disney tale bud, don't be afraid to call bullshit on obvious bullshit

@bopaintsminis

Жыл бұрын

@@josephskiles Oh, I agree. It is a dodgy story. I just wanted to give Dean the benefit of the doubt.

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

@@bopaintsminis I understand that and hell there could be bits of truth interwoven into the story, but c'mon man this just didn't go down in anyway like it was written. I don't claim to be an authority on gamers but I've known my share over the years and this just has a ring of a made up story to me. Why would people do that? Some just get off on having their stories told, some people like the attention, hell obviously from your original post you know there is such a popular genre of it that it's spawned it's own meme about " then everyone started clapping". Maybe I'm being to much of an asshole pointing this out but I think it damages the true stories of accomplishments that happened when these stories get too much traction, though some people don't care if it's the truth or not as long as a story is well crafted. I think the eye roll moment for me was the cringe inducing part where the gal starts holding up fingers to proclaim victory, people do odd shit but that's a little overboard, and the swift whit dick jokes reek of someone who hasn't spent much time around an actual female in their lives. sure girls have a sense of humor but 99.999999% of them don't let go with those kinds of quips unless they are in a comfortable position and sure as hell not about a customer in a place of employment, who wants to be fired that bad? Ditto to the actual manager making a quip about a customers weight in a store, c'mon how likely is a manager gonna do that to someone who spends money in that store? I could buy them politely telling the dude off, maybe even threatening a ban if insults were uttered again, but humiliation to a paying customer? Naaaah. I could probably make a video myself just over all the glaring inconsistencies in this tale but I'm just voicing my opinion here.

@bopaintsminis

Жыл бұрын

@@josephskiles Maybe Dean should screen out the more obvious BS. And that fits with my original comment. If there was an asshole like this at your store or club, why would people play with him at all? It would only take about two game nights before folks just said, "No, thanks. I don't want to play with you."

@stevenschnepp576

Жыл бұрын

@@josephskiles I agree that this is very much a "and then everyone stood up and clapped" story, but your arguments based on stereotypes are pretty weak. They may hold true for most people, but stories don't get told about most people.

So the “position insult” must’ve been on the spot wit, because Moira can’t have known Kyle would cheat prior to the game

Imagine being mad about the quip at 8:00 after the added context of 9:51 lol. Don't get me wrong, im sure they were terrible people, but if shes tossing zingers like that she deserves whatever she gets in jokes back

I actually kinda like the idea of buying my opponent a model or some dice or something for a victory. The store I play at has some younger players and I would absolutely love to help them build their collections. I can think of one in particular. I'm nothing Iike the Kyle in the story, my win rates are dismal and I like to think that it's a pleasure to play me, I won best sportsmanship at the last tournament.

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

I don't think there are many people who are actually like the people in the story because it reeks of BS, just calling it out for what it is because it demeans actual player stories like what you just told about yourself, congrats on the good sportsman award!

I wasn't gonna comment but screw it. This story is obviously bullshit, or if there is any truth in it at all it's obviously over dramatized. How many times do we see this same exact story before we realize it's a Disney made for TV special repackaged in another form to tell a story to the audience. Let's point out the similarities shall we? 1. It's always always always an outlier to the core demographic in these tails. If the core is straight white males you can bet it's damn well gonna be the plucky girl, gay guy, lesbian, different race, etc. 2. This hero is always gifted with the skill to totally humiliate their opponents ( except the big bad which we will get to). 3. They are not only pro's at the exact skill they need to take out the toxic villain they also have the damnedest ability to say just the right thing at the right time . 4. Increasingly toxic villains on the way to the big bad to ramp up tension 5. Incredible epic massive explosive show down, I'll give the dude credit though he actually differed from the path slightly with the game having to continue which usually doesn't happen but is not completely unheard of. 6. Backtracking a bit but the cringe as fuck gimmick of holding up the fingers as each opponent falls to the heros talent. 7. When all hope seems lost the win is secured through some random thing everyone just happened to forget. 8. The thunderous applause as everyone stands up and claps for the brave courageous outlier hero who beats the mean ol' bullies . I'm not ragging on anyone that likes these stories but come on man you are obviously an intelligent individual who knows a fairy story from the truth

@solouno2280

Жыл бұрын

The closest thing I got to a "then everyone clapped" ending IRL was when I timed perfectly against a hot nerd girl. Not made up, seriously, she did have both brains and looks, but her attitude was the one of a Diva that couldn't be put down. It was in class, after all of us, normies and misfits didn't understand what to do in an exercise. She called us on being lazy bums while I had the Reese Wilkinson reaction a night before ("I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it... Stupid, stupid, stupid..." Then berate myself, cried a little and do arm exercises and dry runs). So after she was told to do another two exercises next day and explain them to the rest of the class. Me as a reformed problem child and now permanent misfit at school, put my 110% focus on her, not a hard thing to do since she was hot, but then she said "I didn't do the second exercise..." And I hit her hard by saying "Because she is a lazy bums!" None clapped but the reaction on their faces told me everything, I was the hero to save them.

@Lordchippingtonreal

4 ай бұрын

Bro the guy calls em stories for a fucking reason chill ur shit. You should have followed your last braincells telling you to not comment.

I want to play the game store owner here. Hes a real cool dude and he probably would but man the store is so busy & he's a one man operation. I'd feel bad if I cost him a sale. The dude deserves every dollar he gets.

Big ups Moira!

(11:00 minute mark) You also don't feel bad because they threw the first "punch." If she said that unprovoked, I would say it was unwarranted. These guys are jerks and you don't feel back when jerks get jerked.

@Xvladin

2 ай бұрын

How about don't feel bad for either of them because they both engaged in it.

The woman that runs the local GW store constantly has the smelly brigade talking over her when I ask her questions, drives me NUTS. I don't know her name, and kind of hope this is her..

@bertellijustin6376

Жыл бұрын

Nut up brother. If you ask a person for advice and someone else interrupts, you tell them to hold their tongue. Then you listen to the person you were speaking to answer your question.

i enjoy the story is there way to get all the lists up from this video

What does it mean "tabled"?

what game were you playing?

What a great story

what game is that ?

Pretty sure Kyle and his cronies are bulk and skull from the power rangers.

as a woman who wears corsets from time to time and cosplays sisters of battle I don't get the joke

@DukeDanseMacambre

Жыл бұрын

Fat guy likes to make comments that women who play sisters like them because they are attractive and can fit in a shaped corset which the person he is referring to would not. If you can’t find the joke it’s because the joke did the talking… took me a moment too. ;)

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry the story is bs anyhow. As a woman would you risk your employment to embarrass a customer by making fun of the size of his manhood in front of a whole store? I doubt it. The whole thing reeks to me of someone who hasn't spent 5 minutes around an actual gal in his life

How much time do these people spend in the store 😄 Also mad White Bat songs

Did she get her dice?

Don’t you guys drink lots of water or Gatorade or something to negate/lessen the hangover effects?

@josephskiles

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if they have Gatorade, I know they have something call Lucozide ( probably spelled that wrong), that's similar

@childrenofthesun471

Жыл бұрын

Lucozade sport my guy best drink ever(drank it when I visited the UK)

What edition was this where a Necron list goes unbeaten. Necrons in 9th get stomped by pretty much everything

@northernexile

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen any of the recent tournament results? They are almost always in the top 3 of most of the Summer GT's...

@timeenoughatlast3368

Жыл бұрын

@@northernexile huh. Guess the points changes helped a lot more than i thought they would. I last played my Necrons in the days of Admech and Drukari so i guess my perspective is a little skewed

@PaintCelestine

Жыл бұрын

@@timeenoughatlast3368 nah, it's the new secondary objectives in Nephilim and the Silent King being core that's making them god tier

Hard disagree about tabling being an automatic loss Everyone loves the story of the heroes who literally give it all to achieve the greater victory. If I kept you from dominating for 4 turns, achieving the Pyrrhic victory, having taken more primary and/or secondary points, then I made the nessisary trades to win despite loss of units. Nothing is more "Warhammer" than treating your people as chaff, to satisfy the ends.

Great story. Man, this 'final boss' guy sounds absolutely terrible. I'm glad he got his comeuppance.

Public humiliation, learning that pride comes before a fall. Hoorah for Moira the Mangler.

Great story. But how did he cheat though? Did I miss it?

@thornback82

9 ай бұрын

He was measuring badly. So probably just that.

Thinking the point of the game is to kill all of your opponents is a poor understanding of war. Just ask American commanders of the Vietnam war why they eventually lost to Vietnam. I'm sorry but, winning on points, is the whole point.

I have not won many 40k games when you tally up points (as we always did even back in 5th, 6th and 7th) but I have a stupidly high Kill/Death ratio with like, my crisis teams-I’ve killed every primarch I’ve faced and haven’t been impressed by them, they seem like a points sink. I kinda wish they did a more…general army buffing thing, 40k Guilliman is pretty close but I mean like, Mortarion makes the Deathguard even more resistant to moral (so you might could take larger squads if you wanted) because the Deathguard didn’t give a crap like the Iron Warriors. And Magnus should basically be like a D&D bard where he makes the sorcerers better casters (though I think the Ksons have that anyways in their legion trait…) First Primarch I’m getting is Angron. I really wished that Sanguiness was better looking (the official model) I don’t like the pose, and there’s another one that a guy around here uses as his Sanguinor and it’s *awesome* wings up, a winged helm, big spear, sword on his hip and his base is him stepping on a blood thirsters neck. I’m not a blood angels player or fan, vampires squick me out, but Sanguinius is probably one of my favorite Primarchs.

"And then everyone stood up and clapped. And then a double-headed eagle named Emperor flew in and took a dump on the neckbeards' army." Sorry, this story just sounds made up.

@DukeDanseMacambre

Жыл бұрын

Only parts that seem off to me is bits of the final game but that could just be how the story was given to exile. I’ve met these guys before I know the type, sadly though as a large goth guy in the 2000’s who likes leather jackets and now has a beard I do worry about mistaken identity somewhat. Lol (folks normally give me a free pass when they realise they can’t smell me across a room) ;)

Nah, GSC should be able to get tabled and still win. GSC literally exist to die, that is their whole shtick.

This story is fake as hell 😂 Fun listen nonetheless

@solouno2280

Жыл бұрын

Meh, if this was AITA I will call everyone sucks

I really liked this one. I am my "store champ". Not a super tuned list just happens to be good in meta. But I try my best to not gloat and even suggest strategies against me. The biggest problem is most people play SM and have very average teams. So I bring SM models I have that might be good against me for them to borrow and try

Seems a bit hypocritical to moan about people being mean after calling them neckbeards for the whole of the story doesnt it?

What store has these clowns? Wow

Wait, if one guardsman is here i can score my 100 vp to your 8, but of you ignore the mission hard enough i just lose? Personally, i prefer playing thw game were here to play gor several hours, not just help you run your minigame

Fan fiction

I wonder which kind of cheater game-cheater or on-wife cheater

@sandman6088

Жыл бұрын

40K players don't have wives. At best they have second mothers.

@angrybadgerminis3077

Жыл бұрын

@@sandman6088 I do ;)

@sandman6088

Жыл бұрын

@@angrybadgerminis3077 no you don't, you have a babysitter.

@angrybadgerminis3077

Жыл бұрын

@@sandman6088 That's funny :P

loooool

Usually agree with Northern on most things but the “being tabled should be a loss” opinion is stupid. If T’au players want to sit in the back and not play the objective and just hope to wipe the army and win then it’s their fault for being idiots and not playing the objectives

WAIT A MINUTE! You're going to complain about the dude making a overweight joke, then moments later laugh about a dick joke? One more thing, if you think what the dude with moobs said was bad, you'd be looking for a therapist after coming to the gaming club here 😂

We getting uptight over a weight joke cause it was aimed at a chick?

I'm sorry, but there's no way this is a true story. Absolute rubbish. What edition were they playing? The secondaries make no sense. Celestine can only get back up once, which contradicts the first story.

None of this happened