Anyone think the best revenge would be to train the Nephew to beat this guy and win honorably like karate kid? Paint on, paint off.

Imagine explaining it to your partner: "What have you been doing this evening?" "I've taken my SURPRISE TAU to FLGS to have a duel of the fates against some bloke to AVENGE our nephew" (All while said nephew is sat at home playing COD because he's done with this hobby and that tryhard who trounced him.) Speaking as someone who is one of you, I must say nerds really are something else sometimes lmao

Coulda been worse for the marine. The husband might have dropped his pants and winked at him.

@vorebiz

2 ай бұрын

Joking aside a two Males one Female threesome may have been the intention rather than cuck or him watching or whatever. Let's be honest that's the usual female kink with this stuff and it sounds like this woman was used to calling the shots in the bedroom. Either way, I'd have noped out as well. Most people would I think.

@hydra1plprivate942

2 ай бұрын

u mean way better? . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . joke

Life is not a Will Ferrell movie.

38:36 if you had to resort to a titan and knights to get a win, was it a win? 3000 points of tau even when they were “bad” could do brutal stuff. This is definitely one of those “and then everybody clapped and I fucked the prom queen” stories.

@mikesecondname

2 ай бұрын

I’m glad it’s just not me that thought this. The uncle may be a really nice guy, but he came off as a bit of a prick in this fable.

@CountingHouse

2 ай бұрын

"Loshers alwaysh whine about their besht...."

When I heard “beer can opening” for a few beats I was expecting this to be some “voyeurism” story

I agree that last one a tournament is no place to start the hobby for anyone.

The Eldar Titan is freacking awesome. Epic as fuck with that conversion.

With the second story I expected the a guy to jump out of cupboard in a Batman suit

42:09 this sounds like one of those stories where it goes ‘and everybody cheered and did the Macarena’. I could have just spent too much of my youth on 4chan to believe it and I’m just cynical, but I’m not sure. What’s everyone else’s opinion? Have you seen this sort of ‘revenge’ happen in your local games workshop / hobby shops? The most I’ve seen is guys getting pissed off and double checking *everything* with a tape measure.

@vorebiz

2 ай бұрын

As North's channel is getting bigger there's more of an r/thathappened feel to some of these stories. It makes sense, people can either write a reddit post and get maybe 20 upvotes or they can send a piece of pie in the sky to North's mailbag, get it read out, get a possibly entertaining reaction, and get several thousand people listening to it. It's like a ready-made audience if you want to construct a couple of thousand words of a narrative you think would be entertaining or funny. A couple of months ago we had a big character drama based around a pizza shop which was definitely fiction, we've already had a literal "and everybody clapped" and a table flip and the other week we had an account of a staff member being so toxic to a kid calling him a "maggot" and "ant piss" and the like that even North said it was over the top and cartoonish and asked if this really happened while he was reading it. Expect more tall tales the bigger this channel gets.

@nestormentoso8707

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, my guess is that it is a made up story, i used to be a pathological liar, and this is the kind of bullshit i would pull up to get approval from strangers on the internet

@Mt-zr5bf

2 ай бұрын

I think most of the Stories are BS. The Thatguy is always the thatguyiest Thatguy possible and the other guy is always a good guy and epitome of decency. And there is always a happy ending.

@FurchtbaresGaming

2 ай бұрын

@@nestormentoso8707 Thank god i am not the only one who did not believe that story. Especially some strangers putting money together for a new titan ...as if...

I could have swore in the Revenge Titan broke story he said near the beginning his brother and him both started to teach the kid to play. So assuming the kid Atleast knew the basics and had played as he also said when the event was going to start he would get more experience

Man, usually I listen to this just because much of the opinions you present are not my own, but I can see and respect where most of it is coming from. When I heard you lash out at the last dude for being a narcissistic prick who doesn't give a shit about the kid he's sent out to get hurt that resonated and I don't think I've ever agreed with anything in this entire show more. How fucking ridiculous is it to try and humiliate the dude with a game. I don't want to judge too harshly as well though since, as you said, he might have left out the parts where he did help the kid. That was the voice of reason in the back of my mind but the voice of rage went off a lot harder 😂

Ha-ra-ju-ku backgrouuund Damn you got some wick-ed styyyle

"Divorced at 22?!" And today, North discovered the first enlistment military marriage.

so like...in the last one, what the hell happened to the ACTUAL DAD. Why was the uncle the one getting involved?

@arinthel

2 ай бұрын

Probably forced out of the kids life by family courts

@thegiantratthatmakesallthe5055

2 ай бұрын

​@@arinthelthe dad (brother of the author) is there, he leaves the kid at the tournament, then he disappears from the story and the uncle is the one left to "seeks justice"

Regarding the Abbey from NCIS bit. Remember, this is a Marine in Twentynine Palms. The most wretched base on earth. I was stationed there back in the day lol. Lets just say, standards are bit more relaxed out there 🤣

I don’t think he deserved to have his Titan broken, so I’m not glad it happened. But I do agree it was done for self-indulgence rather than helping the nephew.

Yeah I was a kid who played my first warhammer game at a store. I didn't have an uncle or big brother so when my other friend and I went against a Tau army when they first came out, they basically cheated and made up rules the whole time to table us the first/second turn. I didn't own the Tau codex but I knew they were making up stuff because we literally killed zero units. They high fived each other after stomping on us and we never went back to the store. They didn't seem to like our paint job which I felt really bad because my mom painted some of my units and they were so awesome to me. 20 years later now in my early thirties I actually just got back into the hobby a year ago and have been having fun. Still havnt played a game at a store because I guess the thought still gives me anxiety even though I have competed in chess and wrestling through my days lol. Strange eh.

Good advice North, clear thinking.

I havent even gotten to the end of the "revenge" story and 2 things. 1: this story sounds FAKE AS FOOK. 2: hes gonna table this guy and rhen repeat the line he said to his nephew like its some kind of dunk, you can tell that as this dude writes his story out that hes really thinking hes some kind of legend when in reality HES the one who messed up and his way of correcting what happened is absolutely pathetic and insane and makes him look worse. This guy messed up every single part of this story and in fact , to me, this whole story sounds fake because i cant imagine that this actually happenes because its so stupid

I think the last story was worth it because he got the local Asshat banned = Huge Win, because now that looser can't do the same to other kids or adults.

Beware the Honey Trap ! ! !

North: That's not my bag.

It seems like, to me at least, that ex-military either have their priorities laser set on living life, because they had so much of their life taken by military, or they're unintentionally dead set on fucking up, because military taught them how to be fueled by their own ego.

@z_scotty8964

2 ай бұрын

this here

@imperialjake114

2 ай бұрын

Majority of military even those who do one enlistment do better in life than most. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

That has got to be the most misguided sense of 'Personal Justice' I have ever heard.

it would be awesome to get her on a video in the future. get a outsiders view and ladys veiw on a topic. plus if shes worth it in your eyes. shes a bro like you.

45:30 Good plan, I have a similar one with my Mrs. for our 16th anniversary ! ! !

@mikesecondname

2 ай бұрын

Congratulations, mate. May the emperor bless you with many more years.

@stevenmcgrath5114

2 ай бұрын

@@mikesecondname Thanks 👍

Dont stick it in the crazy!

I love his prospective of the Elder mech

I thought the revenge was a little cringe but I'm glad Gonzo got a taste of his own medicine.

Warhounds are on the wrong side of mediocre in 10th... This doesn't sound like a sound way to get revenge even if it were appropriate.

See the problem is you went for revenge instead of vengeance for istvan V

Agree for last one that he should have focused on nephew! I like the karate kid comment.

Yeh that's not the way to deal with that bloke. You take it outside of the game and hobby, because keeping it in the realm of the hobby keeps it away from reality. You switch to real life and you go and talk to the bloke and tell him thats not on and that he should stay away from having games with children because that in itself is a bit odd in my personal opinion. Make it clear to him that he's never to have a game with your nephew ever again and that he needs to pull his head in. For me keeping it in the hobby and out of real life means that this guy won't take it seriously and will continue to behave in this way because it's all apart of the game for him. Take away the game and approach him in real life without any facet of the hobby and let him know he's a pathetic loser and his behaviour is not okay.

Unpopular opnion after listening to this video again I think North is wrong in the 3rd story. He goes off on the guy when north reads at around 27:40 that they began teaching him the hobby. He also says at about 27:55 that the parent and the uncle think it’d be a good start for him to play other players which could imply he’s played with them a bit. I don’t disagree with north stating it’s wrong to get revenge he should have just played a game at home with the nephew to boost confidence and keep them in the hobby. North is correct there. Just more or less feel like he lambasted the writer based on a misinterpretation of the writing. Or maybe came across as a bit overly harsh. But we do appreciate north for the effort he puts into the channel.

"We began teaching him the basics" and "get MORE experience with OTHER players" are two exact quotes from the last story, that doesn't sound like the beginners to 10th event was his first introduction to the hobby. Also the guy said he had an appointment that he could not miss and still showed up for the event after, presumably to watch over the kid and look after him. Atleast that's my interpretation. Also after bigging him up as they cool type of and hearing him go look for the child, why is your immediate conclusion that he didn't comfort the child first. Tbf he should have clarified that he did it because it does make it sound like he's revenge hungry, but after everything we saw of him before that just doesn't seem like a logical conclusion to come to. Also the kid has a dad and mum that probably did the comforting aswell. Think you were a bit harsh on him but I do agree that the revenge seemed needless even of it did get "that guy" banned.

Please list the music you use on your videos 😊

Can you not sue people for damaging your models like that intentionally? More than anything, a court record and the humiliation for a crap person like that is merited. People like that don't belong in society.

I always just assume they have bad intentions when they throw themselves at me like that story, women don't abuse that power unless they think they can get away with something. I used to be a cosplayer, the girls would play hard to get until the day I got into a relationship- I never forget how pissed my now fiance' was when she told me how those girls were suddenly flirting with me when she was around.

Bang on

Help the child always help the child, also just be a man.

The dude was 100% right in the last story North.

I'll never understand these revenge stories. Its a game, not real life. There will always be some damaged guys who's whole identity is the game. Living a good, full life will always be the best revenge. Thats the lession you should be teaching the new young players. I dunno, maybe its just me.

Magic cardsh go brrrr

Some of these stories seem a bit exaggerated. The bad guys almost comical.

Even entertaining sleeping with a married woman is vile and disgusting. You shouldn’t even consider that an option. You should leave and not invite her to follow.

Pretty sure some of these stories people submit are fake. The revenge one is just some pure hero complex crap.

North, youre being a bit of a Karen about the uncle situation. Normally, you'd preface about hopeing he had done more than just get revenge rather than jumping the gun and skeptically saying it after.... seems like things that temind you of your family trigger tf out of you. Not the first time ive noticed, but its rare. Cheers

Stop giving us a life lesson, just tell us the revenge story, for Christ sake! Edit- It’s not pathetic, because I f***ing hate bullies too! Dude, had no idea that the kid was going to play a douchebag!

You don’t necessarily know every last detail. You don’t know what he did with his nephew after the event. You’re tearing into the man with limited intel. I think you very easily can do both, console the kid and hurt the ego of the gonzo. While I tend to agree you should ease a new player in yourself, I can also easily see how an uncle might have just thought it was a good opportunity to let the kid get multiple games in at the store. Not the brightest move, but for pity’s sake stop tearing into him. He probably feels guilty enough without you doing so repeatedly.

I love your channel, but, oh Boy, some storys sounds like 4chan BS

The space marine player was a heretic and a bad stain on the imperium.... but still I don't like tau

That revenge story is gay and fake