Chuck Norris actually has a role in all the Star Wars movies. He's the force.

@MaalyB26

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@ree4ermadne55

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@patrickhawkinson8399

2 жыл бұрын

Luke...use the Chuck.

@4everhealthwellness344

10 ай бұрын

Haha I like that one!

Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born in!

@ChuckNorris-pl5uc

7 жыл бұрын

who me?

@darf3475

7 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris!?!?! OH HELL NOO!

Chuck Norris had a street named after him, but they had to rename it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

@briangriffin9229

9 жыл бұрын

MLG HaloDragon no u died momentarily but chuck norris was kind enough to revive you.

@briangriffin9229

9 жыл бұрын

MLG HaloDragon well im not chuck norris i can die.

@korz9517

7 жыл бұрын

Kurtis Galloway bad

@Joseph-by6pv

7 жыл бұрын

I read that book too.

@ijs8487

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

@Oscar-vi4uf

6 жыл бұрын

done

@michelveilleux1275

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty much.

I lost it at "We stole the kraken from his aquarium!" This is definitely the funniest hitler video i've seen

@rishikoemai7655

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, know they are just known as the islands 

@anonymus99boss29

8 жыл бұрын

ohhhhhhhhh lool😂😂😂😂

@AwkwardHypernerd413

8 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂

@coralmaine2766

7 жыл бұрын

KanzenSaimin i heard that he trained the legend 27 to become a meme the made the game from actual fire. 😲

@michelveilleux1275

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ man. 🤣😂

@dankmastert7641

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds sexy... lol

Chuck Norris once got stopped by a cop. He let the cop leave with a warning

@Patriotusa44

8 жыл бұрын

It was not a verbal warning. Just a simple stare and the cop understood.

The Minotaur built the labyrinth in an attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris died yesterday, but he feels better now.

@alfonsopallan8208

8 жыл бұрын

Hahah funny as shit 😂

@alime-td5oo

8 жыл бұрын

when is tommorow's funeral?

@dougfunny2347

8 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I actually fell for that lol! You sir have my upmost respect, and I thank you.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there is no sign of life.

@DarknessIsThePath

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

@TFPianime

6 жыл бұрын

Lol!

I was in tears when the guy said chuck Norris was swimming the Atlantic and then the reaction by hitler 😂😭

@mixwb

6 жыл бұрын

Swimming the Atlantic lmao

@viclor2876

6 жыл бұрын

Berukadoo lmfao I spilled my food watching that part!

@mortensen1961

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't swim the Atlantic. He merely pulled Europe to him.. .

There was 30 of them, but Chuck Norris surrounded them

Chuck Norris is the only person who can see John Cena

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from apple trees and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

@yesisms

3 жыл бұрын

🤔

also, chuck norris doesn't swim the atlantic. the water gets the fuck out of his way.

@AwkwardHypernerd413

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@gavinmahoney5402

8 жыл бұрын

+YTMLP No. The water solidifies under his feet. He sprints it.

@ethanlaton6664

7 жыл бұрын

YTMLP No he holds his breath and walks it

@mr.fruitsbowlofstrawberrys8919

7 жыл бұрын

Aderolholic Meme no chuck doesnt have to hold his breath. it just knows better than to give out.

@Mike-bk5yc

15 күн бұрын

True

When Chuck Norris slice onions, onions cry

"If Chuck Norris gets shot today, tomorrow it will be the bullet's funeral!" I laughed my ass off! XD

Chuck Norris doesn't shave often. But when he does; he goes into the wilderness, picks a fight with a mountain lion, and lets it claw it off his face.

@hdckighfkvhvgmk

4 жыл бұрын

well considering granite is too hard for his beard...

Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast that he's able to run into himself on the back. .

I felt a little stupid at the beginning of the video, because I only listened to the German and didn't read the subtitles because it's not necessary for me, but I realized when you were laughing it doesn't have anything to do with the video xD just the subtitles, well hilarious video. 😂

Chuck Norris climbed Mount Everest in five minutes. He spent four of them building a snowman at the bottom.

When hitler said he does grocery shopping at home depot i was weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Amazing things about Chuck Norris such as he caught all the Pokemon by using a land line phone.

@Chicken_Wing91

2 жыл бұрын

When Chuck Norris does a push-up he’s not pushing himself up he pushes the earth down

"He swims the Atlantic as we speak" an Tyrone's laugh killed me 😂😥😂

It doesn't matter how many times I watch it, it's still absolutely hilarious.

Magnus, your reactions are priceless. By the way, I heard Chuck Norris built the Comcast Center here in Philly while he was sleepwalking.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by saying the word "Bang" In this universe i'm guessing it was the plane that informed them that Chuck Norris was swimming the Atlantic.

Chuck Norris's 5 o'clock shadow can cause an eclipse

Gotta admit.....9yrs later this is still one of your best videos. God Bless you Brother. Still making us smile years later.

'he swims the atlantic as we speak' lol ;')

In order to save Germany, Japan must deploy their Segata Sanshiro to negate Chuck Norris.

@hanjizoe2648

7 жыл бұрын

No, we need Gojira, and Chuck Norris's clone brother, in order to defeat the infamous MLG Chuck Norris! XD

@zachlor4579

7 жыл бұрын

The Quirky Monster no! They can't! If they do, they will destroy the entire universe!

Chunk Norris is the Nokia of humans

Chuck Norris went on a 40 day vacation but he forgot to turn off sink faucet 40 days later the world flooded 12:00 p.m Chuck Norris left his freezer door open, at 12:01 p.m the ice age began.

i like the "he swims the atlantic as we speak" , almost peed myself laughing. i imagined chuck swimming the atlantic like a 100 foot long olympic pool lmao

After infinity war... nebula says to Tony stark.... 😐Nebula: there is only one person can fix this.. with the snap of his fingers...he can save the universe.. n bring my sister... your friends.. n everyone back to life. *snap* just like that..... 😯Tony stark: tell me he's name... 😐Nebula: Chuck Norris...

@elwookiemexicano

4 жыл бұрын

If they ask chucks Norris for help he would tell thanos to knock it off from the beginning and thanos would of stop because he knew that chuck Norris is the main man

@FannyPackJack04

4 жыл бұрын

You know that the infinity stones are just some of Chuck Norris’ kidney stones

@bphater31

4 жыл бұрын

@@elwookiemexicano 😂👍🏻

Area 51 is Chuck Norris' petting zoo

When Chuck Norris does pushups, the Earth moves down.

Thanks for reviewing the video I sent you Tyrone you're the best :D

@TyroneMagnus

9 жыл бұрын

That's what she said!!!

@ImAdaptking

9 жыл бұрын

Then she was correct ! XD

@TyroneMagnus

9 жыл бұрын

Woooooooooooooo!!!

@kevinrspBelieves

9 жыл бұрын

Tyrone Magnus Just now saw this. Thanks guys for enjoying and sharing my video.

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest...blindfolded, over the phone without ever dialing a number and I hear under his beard is a magnet, so if you're made of metal he can attach himself to ye.

Well I'm a german... its weird to hear it and reading the subtitle 🤣🤣🤣 but anyway this is sooo good man 🤣🤣

I heard Tyrone Magnum is a great reactor

@Krontok

7 жыл бұрын

Better than Nuclear

"He swims the atlantic as we speak" lmao xddddddd

The pen of destruction gets me every time.

Auto accidents flee the scene of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris rumors have been spread throughout the galaxies. Until today, no aliens have dared to contact Earth. Flying saucers you see in the sky are not aliens, they are frisbees Chuck Norris thrown but no one is fast enough to catch it. Dear aliens, if you are reading this, please note that these Chuck Norris facts are not real. Here at earth, we have a concept called humor where the facts are highly exaggerated beyond logic for comedy and laughter.

😂😂😂😂"If Chuck Norris gets shot today tomorrow will be the bullets funeral!" im in tears

Chuck Norris started “the wave” at a ball game and 10,000 fans drown.

chuck was born onth 6th may 1945 and the nazis surrendered the next 7th of may 1945 this not a coincidence

I woke up this morning and the sun is out. The all high chuck Norris must be in a good mood.

Squeeze Water from Rocks...............Hahhahahahah

@mortensen1961

5 жыл бұрын

He actually squeezes rocks from water..

Lol he does his grocery shopping at Home Depot!!😂😂😂🔫

Tyrone, ... your laughter alone was making me tear up in my own laughter. This was darn funny indeed !!!

Even Chuck Norris is scared of someone…every night Chuck locks the house up with advanced defensive systems and he makes sure to hide all pencils…all to guard against the John Wick one man killing machine.

I'm contemplating not learning german so I can watch these funny hitler videos

When chuck norris gets in the ocean water, sharks gets out of the ocean

You need to do more of these as a try not to laugh challenge. The latest ones are hilarious

If we all ask chuck norris nicely, he might let God back in.

Great video.. my wife is German, and I'm trying to decide whether I should send it to her or not... really can't afford another divorce, so maybe this will be my inside joke...

Hitler: he(Chuck Norris) does all his grocery shopping at home depot!

Hitler's nervous breakdown.

Chuck Norris blew up all Death Stars at once by pointing at them and saying bang.

Where do people recommend you videos? Twitter or youtube comments?

Chuck Norris swims in the ocean to attack sharks!

Correction! Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed fifty people.....then it blew up.

Sometimes The Flu Gets Chuck Norris

Good that you saved this hilarious comedy. I can't believe these video got taken down?

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the earth

Stole the Kraken from Chuck Norris' aquarium!!! FFS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

He may be 81 but can still punt you into next week

When Chuck Norris goes on KZread EVERY channel subscribes to him.....or else!!!

hey Chuck, how many push ups can you do?.... All of them

God these makes me hate being German sometimes - it's not half as funny if you understand all the words :(

@jacobmolyneux4138

8 жыл бұрын

That's true

@MohamedAhmed-bs5kp

8 жыл бұрын

Yes unfortunately

@Kardia_of_Rhodes

8 жыл бұрын

I find that muting these videos helps with that.

@FuryfistX

7 жыл бұрын

right :/

@Matches771

7 жыл бұрын

I feel you! Totally missing out on that fun...

I haven't seen anyone reacted to this but just Tyrone!!!!!

when chuk norris breaks the law they call the ambulance

It is said that Chuck Norris can convince a spanish grandmother that hes full

Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim through land

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

haahahahahahaaaaa yo this was stoooopid!!!!!! I had tears laughing at this.

"He's swimming across the Atlantic as we speak"

Chuck Norris gave away his watches and belts to some 20 year olds. Those 20 year olds are now known as the power rangers

Thank u for this. Thanks for not " cancelling " this is funny

Where's Chuck Norris when you need him, send him after putin!

It is said that the only man with enough power to even have a slim chance of defeating chuck Norris is Clint Eastwood

Isn't there a new documentary of Hitler on Netflix?

1:05 He swims the Atlantic as we speak! Hahaha

Oh man it had me to tears lol!!! XD

If you don't see Chuck Norris you are closer to death. Thanos once mistakingly snapped his finger, with the infinity gauntlet when Chuck Norris was walking by, Thanos is no more!

"He fucking does his grocery shopping at HOME DEPOT" *Dying as I post the comment*

Chuck norris is so tough segata sanshiro throw at chuck a sega Saturn, Chuck destroyed it in front of him and made him pissed himself

They say that if you look under Chuck Norris' beard, you'll find no chin. Just another fist.

chuck norris is like rajnikant of hollywood

OMG these are so freaking funny...(he can squeeze water from rocks)...lol

I don't know if you've seen them yet, but there are two videos (episode 1 and 2) of when Hitler steals Chuck Norris kraken and then tries to recover his time travel machine and the video parts are of different scenes as well.

i heard chuck norris killed his own shadow.

Chuck Norris once dove into a pool,he didnt get wet the water got chuck norris.

chuck norris was swimming the atlantic then a boat called titanic hit him

@hachemshahrour8740

8 жыл бұрын

U mean he hit the titanic

Chuck Norris has a pet turtle and lizard their names are gamera and Godzilla

Just remember folks, the Only Reason Chuck Norris is still alive is because he is training for his Rematch with Bruce Lee in the afterlife.

That was indeed hilarious lol