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@PatchesTanxHoney

3 жыл бұрын

K-von, you brought my laugh back......the hearty, belly laugh that helped me earn my nickname, Giggles, in high school. You ARE special! ❤

@lunawalker6648

8 ай бұрын

Lol. I used to run an ad on Craigslist. Free comedy show, Wednesday 7 pm. I wonder if it was ever fruitful.??..

I can't believe I've only just discovered you in 2021 K-von, you're hilarious. The great thing is that means there's tons of content for me to catch up on while I'm off work this week!

" that's because I use cologne responsibly" lmfao!! 😂😂😂

"He might beat you up, he might touch yaaa" I DIED :')

"I use cologne responsibly" WOW

@girumzemichael704

3 жыл бұрын

So true! 😄

This was 9 years ago?! You really have improved a lot in your performance! Laughter is the best medicine. Thank you, Kvon!💕

Oh man,why are u so criminally underrated. I watch yours on repeat as people do F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

@kvoncomedy

3 жыл бұрын

Best thing I read all day. Tank u!

@jenniferdias4724

2 жыл бұрын

This is so true. Never gets bored.

Glad I found you, I think it's the fifth stand up of you, that I watch in a row. :D

@prebenholmsund2930

3 жыл бұрын

Same😁😁

@kolya702

3 жыл бұрын

Same here 😂 can't stop, he is so good , I'd love to see his stand-up in NYC , that would be so cool 👍👍👍

@girumzemichael704

3 жыл бұрын

Been binging on Kvon and Jeff Allen too :)

3:59 THE WRIST THING WAS TOO ACCURATE I LITERALLY FELL TO THE FLOOR HAHAHHAHAH

I'm Persian, and I approve this video

Haha after he pointed out that he sounded like Owen Wilson, that was all I could hear every time he said something :P Great stuff tho!

@briseboy

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, I don't EVEN know why anyone ever pointed a camera at Wilson

Your oldies keep cropping up KVon. Love seeing them. I must say there are ads I couldn't watch with my dad these days (or my brothers)! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧

"I'll take Armenian at this point..." Yay Kvon! join our club!

@jeanclaudevandamme6430

8 жыл бұрын

Persian all the way :p

@surankhoramdin9223

5 жыл бұрын

doesn't matter dear. we all from Iran me and you are Iranian... our race is Iranian. tribes is what separate us.

@dianeghazaryan4773

3 жыл бұрын

@@surankhoramdin9223 armenians aren't Iranian tho, we're a seperate ethnicity.... 😂

I'm watching all his available videos over weekend 😂

Bruh when he brought up Cholossssss 😂💀💀💀 OMGĢ

😂😂😂every “pear-shan” guy in VestVood hahahahaha 😆 I met v-neck gold chain guys at coffee bean every week when I lived in Cali. They’re funny, kind and generous people. Just love the Persian culture, food and music. Best parties ever!!!

I like the Purrrrrrrrrsian Accent......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

me too m half Persian and half Indian punjabi. ... I am trying to learn Persian to fit in my moms side family cause everytime they gather and talk I have to hold that weird grin or smile on my face and I clearly look like an as sitting there along with my other two sibling asses .... bt I have to say u r amazing ....sorry that came too late 😋

@nadiaarain1503

6 жыл бұрын

Prieyanka gupta I have the same issue! Its nice more of us exist!! :)

Every cologne/perfume used by Persians should come with a 'Use responsibly' label. Like EVERY TIME I'm hanging out with my sister and my cousin, for the first 15 minutes I cough like 'too much cologne and perfume! Can't. Breathe!'😂😂

@Truth15freedom

3 жыл бұрын

I say shower with water and dab cologne, not the other way around

Dude! So funny! I was laughing my ass off the whole time! XD

The ending was amazing

@Oussama_1029

5 жыл бұрын

Only shakers do understand xD

YOU ARE A GORGEOUS PERSIAN!!

Very entertaining! and new jokes too... looking forward to more of it.. and you do look like like Owen Wilson when you talk like him. lol

holy where have I been. this guy is wild.

Love your stand-up! I'm full persian but was born and raised in Europe so I consider myself to be a halfie as well! Anyway, your funny.

He's HOT and FUNNY. What more do you want?

this dude deserves better, great comedian...

Perfect Owen Wilson.

I have you watching you for one and half hour😂😂

Omg he's Persian?? DATE ME! He's so fine

Hilarious and brave hehe

Thanks for putting this up, I enjoyed your new jokes. Especially with the shake weight lol.

Shakeweight made me recall of Thor Ragnarok, lol

You are awesome bro 🙏 u made my day. Im half persian and half German

@elar8256

6 жыл бұрын

Legendary Wilson Es ist erstaunlich, es gibt keinen Unterschied zwischen einem Deutschen oder einem Perser, beide sind von arischer Rasse.

@shukriaapso8404

5 жыл бұрын

Wherever Persians could lend some papers to stay someone is half that country origin 😂

Omg, that’s exactly how my Cajun mother taught me how to make rice.

Love this! OMG

Too funny!

Fabulous👏👏👏👏👏

Love ya

Love you ❤

Omg! Best comidean i have seen in a looooong time! :o You go giiirl! :D ahahahhaha lol

hahahaha this is golden.

your new jokes were too funny especially the shake weight lol !!

So funny!

He is gorgeous!!

0 dislikes, how it should be

Love your jokes. I get this perception that in the US men try to kinda chase and impress women all the time. I will not say the name of the country but it is quite vice versa over here. Women do their best to look good/perfect and impress men)))

@kvoncomedy

6 жыл бұрын

thats true

@765respect

5 жыл бұрын

When I was younger, all sorts of men hit on me non stop. I couldn't be left alone bc I would get swarmed. Now it's just a bunch of old guys, ha ha. But it was men (and boys) from everywhere, I lived in US, Europe, Japan and back in the US. I was petite, brown hair and eyes and light skinned. But now men are shy, I think bc of the current social climate. They still look but pc is underlying actions. I think women try to impress each other.

@dianeghazaryan4773

3 жыл бұрын

@@765respect yea.... well, not everyone is affected by pc. no russian man is gon be shy. and that's a compliment to russian men lol

He is dope!

Hahahahaha your so funny i hope one day you come to Abu Dhabi

Hey, you never know: when I had my back injury in 2014, I had a Herniated Disc that was pinching on my Sciatic Nerve in my right leg: one of my friends said my limp was cute. 🤣

I LOVE THE LATINOS AT THE MOVIES ORDERING SNACKS!!!! P.S. he looks soooo cool acting Latino

Hahahahahahaha LOVED IT

DAMN, you are funny!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

LMFAOOO this was jokess

hahaha man youre hillarious, should you ever come to Germany I'll be sure to visit you:D

@kvoncomedy

6 жыл бұрын

germany. www.kvon.tv finally coming!

His looking handsome as heck definitely helps his cause at a singles bar, with or without the sexy accent. Too bad he's not gay -- but since he's not, he might want to dial down his impression of gay guys.

you r really awesomee ;)

You've got ur own shake weight

Kinda channeling a Persian Bill Hicks here. Lol Funny set. :)

are you riiillliii persian ?😂😂

No bromblem because You Lilly are hilalious

Same

I use my equipment...pedar sag🤣🤣🤣

@fatemenaghinasab9333

4 жыл бұрын

oh god that's actually really funny

yey im persian too lol

lol ya :)

انت عسل 😊

- naw bitch i'm hurt!😂 -

Oh shit, these jokes are all the way from 2011 and 2012?!

The shakeweight segment.... Hot. ;)

Holy cow 11 years ago?

Oh man. "we could go so far together!" is just brilliant lol if it was improvised off the top of your armenian dome piece, even better E>

Hairy Pottish ! XD

👏👏👏👏👏

Man I have a Croatian teacher and his accent is pleasant and hilarious, he could be a comedian just like you😆 the funniest part he’s the swimming teacher.So looks at us sees us struggle and goes with a Croatian accent,”Why you drooning? Minus pouint, wat are you doin”😭😆😆 I love the guy he’s the best teacher.

@kvoncomedy

4 жыл бұрын

U just won 1 free ticket Come to a show live www.kvon.tv

hahahahaha

K-Von, give it to Joe Burden! No mercy!🇺🇸😎👍

yea buddy

😂HHHHHHAAAAAA

Until I saw your comedy I never understood why many middle eastern people asked if I was Persian. I now know its because of the dark circles around my eyes.

♥️♥️🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

😊😄🤣

Lilly are you okay, Lilly are you okay, are you okay Lilly?

haha.,.Thats true.,girls like injured guys .,.they really do

I like your Scottish side 🙈🙈

I use cologne responsibly.... Couple sprays, not a couple bottles... This does not mean your Persian lmfao it means you get laid more Lmfao Its not

@kvoncomedy any chance your coming to Montreal ? It may be in Canada but its full of immigrants so its easy transitioning.

@kvoncomedy

6 жыл бұрын

Coming to Toronto April 21st.. That's the closest I'm getting to Montreal on tour through Canada .. If you can make it out or can share with friends to get tix on www.kvon.tv I appreciate it!

@kvoncomedy

6 жыл бұрын

montreal is now on www.kvon.tv !!! get tix now

Hahaha I really thought it was hilarious when you started imitating the cholo. 😂😭😭😭😭

Lol you are so funny and hot 😍

2:33 But you forgot about Stacy and Karen. Why you do that?

Could you point Persia out on a map for me please. Dude own it you're Iranian that really shouldn't matter in a comedy club

@kvoncomedy

Жыл бұрын

the people of netherlands are dutch.. can you point to dutch on map, you !d!ot? the people of iraq are arab... .can you point to arab on a map you d!ckless wonder. when we look at a map we can't isolate where your little peepee is so I guess that doesn't exist either.

Thanks for the laughs. Please remove the GDs. "TANK GOD" for you

At least your not half Scottish and half English. That tends to go over badly when you tell people or they just laugh at you.

Who hoo So hot

cool but long!!!!

Missing what town, .... Movies, and llly

That bar probably got shut down by Covid :/

5:21 ngl it sounds like my uncle

* Bring the UFC shit to Hanover

i totally know what he meant when he got kicked and went to stand up but his leg was still asleep. i was sparing with two of my buddies, one of them want to see if he vould taken on two guys. he immediately kicked me in my thigh, gave me a charlie hourse and down i went. a few minutes later I go to stand back up my leg is not wanting to cooperate. next thing I know I'm getting kicked in the thigh pretty much in the very same spot again and of course it drops me again.

I'm a girl n sound like rod Stewart ffs lol