That mosquito was a paid actor

@paulh6591

Ай бұрын

Yeah, but with no speaking lines, the SAG/AFTRA pay scale is much lower. Like poor Lou Ferrigno in The Incredible Hulk (the grunts didn't count) ... which is why he works the fan convention circuit.

@drizzzyfps8750

Ай бұрын

@@paulh6591 ummm what the sigma

@avi-tar2827

Ай бұрын

Nah, animals can't sign contracts. Likely, they had the ASPCA on location, given the stature of the Official Bird of Canada. I'm told they migrate south, down to Florida, in the winter.

@CavalierNTX

Ай бұрын

Paid in blood money no less!

@AntonioPugliese88

Ай бұрын

I wondered how they trained it. I guess it was already trained

RIP #45, you shall be missed.

@galaxlordcz3933

Ай бұрын

You may wanna watch the last 6 seconds of the video.

@microMobilidade

Ай бұрын

Spoilers dude! You are the top comment lol

@fvhrenheit4813

Ай бұрын

45 was my favorite one... RIP

@paulh6591

Ай бұрын

I thought it was the mushrooms that were gonna do him in, since a field guide wasn't part of his go-kit. One way or another, I had this feeling 45 wasn't going to make it out of this video alive. No armor pads, and thin skin (Ryan)....

@rpower1401

Ай бұрын

He may pull through, but had he worn the Kevlar riding jacket by.....

That "Ryan hates armor" calloot had me giggling

"Oot-landers" - a Canadian inside joke for the amusement of our American friends ;)

@ColAlbSmi

Ай бұрын

So it is a joke, right?

@seansteede

Ай бұрын

So I literally thought that was the name and thought how wonderful....."Outlanders".....got it, and tks for the clarification.

@Wil_Liam1

Ай бұрын

Oot landers,sounds very Canadian eh hoser

@PBVader

Ай бұрын

Whatcha talkin' boot, willis. Yoopers justa suddern boay dat donn'a git der axe scent till day gon fishin wit Red Green, doncha no.

@CharlesLindsay1

Ай бұрын

@@PBVaderlove the “translate to English” button.

Good on you, fortnine. You've gotta be one of the only channels where I can sit through a nearly 10min ad and not be upset about it.

@AshleyPomeroy

Ай бұрын

It's like watching five adverts back-to-back, and yet it was more entertaining than actually watching five adverts back-to-back.

@dynamo1796

Ай бұрын

The only thing that wrecks my eyes is HOLY SATURATION BATMAN. Whoever is doing their colourgrading needs to know the slider has other numbers than just 1 or 100

@samurijder9550

Ай бұрын

​@@dynamo1796it might be a digital slider, just on and off..

@iggynub

28 күн бұрын

Looks great. ​@@dynamo1796

@pablonapt3309

18 күн бұрын

I like the fact that they don't sugar coat any product.They tell you the good and the bad.

The joke about how noisy alpinestars boots are is so accurate!

@thegreatmoa

Ай бұрын

Definitely. It was a running joke among our group last spring when I was taking my MSF course. They've broken in by now, and aren't nearly as comical, but I won't be sneaking up on anyone anytime soon.

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

29 күн бұрын

Incompatible with the Kawasaki Ninja

@S.E.2062

18 күн бұрын

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Versatile on my ´07 Versys.

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

18 күн бұрын

@@S.E.2062 squeeky shoes...ninjas.... **nudge nudge**

@S.E.2062

17 күн бұрын

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 🙄 Sir, of course! 🤫 *wink wink* I miss "chasing" 🥷🏍 🎢⛰.

You killed Kenny! You Bastard!

@thilomauz9717

Ай бұрын

Oooooooohh! Best humor in TOWN!

@JCrozier1

Ай бұрын

thats exactly what I said as it was happening.

@JesseCohen

24 күн бұрын

That’s Colorado speak. In Canuckistan lingo, it’d sound more like “Why’d ya hafta go an kell Cloney, ya hoser!!!”

That dig on the armor video was great, stay safe out there.

@joepphoto

Ай бұрын

Yeah this was so well done.

The best self deprecating humour on YT.

@mayorofnow

Ай бұрын

I actually loled when he made the knee joke.

@sooyster4033

Ай бұрын

@@mayorofnow real knee-slapper

@CavalierNTX

Ай бұрын

Triggering health and safety fascists since 2009.

@dynamo1796

Ай бұрын

They aren't letting the whole armour pad scandal go lmao

I'm excited to see what #46 has in store for us

@whollymindless

Ай бұрын

Us? Don't you mean, Ryan?

@mattpecevich3749

Ай бұрын

This is the perfect opportunity for a Valentino cameo

@sooyster4033

Ай бұрын

@@mattpecevich3749 that would be fantastic

@WanderingDad

Ай бұрын

I'm dying for a "Multiplicity" episode. Please please please!

@RonClark2000

28 күн бұрын

@@WanderingDad Yes! The copy of a copy.

I love it when channels randomly start adding "Lore" to themselves ^^ Adds yet another reason to check them out

Better exit interview than Spite’s. Sad to see #45 go. He will be missed, but apparently, not by Ryan. 😂

@lethargicstove2024

28 күн бұрын

Better exit interview than spite 😂

@LarsaXL

19 күн бұрын

Ryan doesn't miss.

@generaldistrust

17 күн бұрын

​@@LarsaXLoooooooh .. sharrrrp🔥🎯

The only measurement we need to unite the world: beer.

@joshs.5623

Ай бұрын

Except those crazy Muslims!

@Skorpychan

Ай бұрын

I'm a cider drinker, but a can is a can.

@thephoenix6870

Ай бұрын

The only question remaining is what size of beer 0,25l 0,33l? These were definitely not 0,5l.

@HALLish-jl5mo

Ай бұрын

@@joshs.5623 About 45% of adults are teetotal globally. It’s not just Muslims.

@MattPerry

Ай бұрын

I find weed more interenting, but i don´t use it.

Now I see why this episode started with a Lao Tzu quote, Peaceful enough for 45 to finally pass away with butterflies in his eyes 😅 Great job you guys!

#45 you may not technically be a "real" human, but you are still THE Man. And you are real to us. Seriously though, I didn't think it was possible to match Ryan's charisma and entertaining/knowledgeable personality. And I was seriously skeptical when the channel started to have more characters/hosts. But seriously you seriously add so much to the content. The channel wouldn't be the same without you anymore. So a sincere thank you for what you do #45. Thank you for making THE BEST motorcycle content even better. We love you. -The Motorcycle Community

@Wrong-Way-Round

27 күн бұрын

He's still learning from the best, that's why Ryan had to finalise the end of the video 😉🤣

Beer came out of my nose, thanks to the Bitwell exfil-7, when you were describing the haunted house hinges effect from your Tech 7's.

Add all this merch together and you're nearing a $1000 outfit.

This brings back my nightmare of when I did a moto trip from San Francisco to Portland for a bachelor's weekend. I didn't know what the plan for the day was and there wasn't enough room in the car so I took my bike to breakfast. After that I followed the guys to a really cool looking waterfall, the 620ft Multnomah Falls, to be exact. They parked and when I pulled up to them I asked whats wrong and the answer I got was: "we're hiking up to the top". I was in sportbike gear, in particular my boots were, and still are, a pair of Sidi speedrides, a cut down version of the Mag 1, a full racing boot. It was not a fun time trying to hike up a constant incline with that metal slider hanging over the front edge of the boot. Solid boot, sidi sells soles so you can resole them if you need, but they were not meant for impromtu hikes. Get/wear the right gear for the task at hand folks.

I'd really love an episode covering riding gear tropical heat. Say SE Texas in August, with temps and humidity both in the 90's.

@jorgecoria7858

29 күн бұрын

Yes! Or Baja summer heat, you will feel the air burning thru your helmet and it's worse with the open shield! Please F9! Make this happen!

Laughed so hard a few times, the bush whacking through cedar branches in the face and also the 1 second balls and twig shot at 6:38 ahhahahaa

45 NOOOOOOOOOO

@gwot

Ай бұрын

why does this comment have a "Translate to English" only to get rid of one "O"

@TheRealSykx

29 күн бұрын

@@gwot because there's one too many O's, duh

Ryan, I can’t believe you shot #45. You are a monster.

I've often thought of doing longer multi day camping hikes via motorcycle. But I worry about the motorcycle getting stolen while I am gone for a few days (or just people messing with it, knocking it over, etc).

@expatbiker6598

Ай бұрын

If there's a house near where you want to hike. Be social, knock on a door and ask whether you can park your bike on their drive or near by. You'll be amazed how wonderful most people are

@drybread1146

Ай бұрын

​@@expatbiker6598 ...And offer them beer. That can help.

@darkiee69

Ай бұрын

Get a good camo net, and park away from parking spaces, well in to the woods or bushes.

@AndrewDasilvaPLT

Ай бұрын

Agreed, I've written a lot about this.

@dubravkojanusic6996

Ай бұрын

So, is there so much stealing in the US, or have you just become so paranoid that you don't trust anyone anymore? There is crime here in Europe as well, but children still walk to school, I can invite the neighbors for coffee and forget to lock the door without fear that someone will empty my house. It is possible, but the chances are minimal. If you are in Europe, then: What the fuck....?

A couple of years ago my daughter wore her icon stormhawk boots on a climb up Quandry Peak here in CO. She was the only one in our out of shape group that didn't get blisters.

Ryan: "Not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on 45." 🏹

I am a biker-hiker. I lock my helmet and motorcycle suit with bicycle locks. Sometimes i wear my hiking boots, and sometimes my enduro boots on which i have made a hole mid-high and lock them also with bicycle locks.

"This literally just broke"

@estebanod

Ай бұрын

it's insane we both watched the same video

@countercuIture

Ай бұрын

I think I'd rather tie the helmet to my bag and take it with me. It'd be more of an inconvenience to me if my helmet was stolen than if I just attached it to my bag.

@AshleyPomeroy

Ай бұрын

@@countercuIture Imagine if you could split the helmet down the middle and use it as a pair of walking boots. With a visor to keep your toes cool. That would be a heck of a thing.

@deadpie1234

Ай бұрын

@@AshleyPomeroy You're insane. Thank you for sharing your insanity with us.

@On2wheels94

Ай бұрын

Use a gun lock. Comes free with all guns in america. Hook it through the D ring in the helmet and around the frame

You hit the nail on the head with the description of the footwear lasting hours and miles, no more than single digits on both accounts though. From personal experiences; the stitching on the tpu toe and heel WILL fail faster than you can pay off the cc bill and the delaminating of the outsole at the heel will begin during the removal of the product from the box if you are not careful. Not acceptable for the cost.

@adventurecraft482

Ай бұрын

I had the same experience. I want to try revits pioneers next they seem like a good competitor and I've had luck with revit footwear...

@stepheneldridge6998

Ай бұрын

Same here...my Rev'it Royals are 9yrs old and have been brilliant...from riding round the UK and Ireland to trekking through the jungles of Costa Rica and Nicaragua. And worn at weddings and funerals!!​@adventurecraft482

@777astercheese

Ай бұрын

Agreed, had mine for a couple years and those panels just kinda fell apart. Still an effective hiking/riding shoe, but for the price I expect much better

@clutch2315

Ай бұрын

Good to know, been eyeballing those. Thanks for the heads up!

@GeneCash

Ай бұрын

Like I said above, these look like a relabeled Redwing Tradesman boot with some missing features. Redwing is cheaper AND you get to try it on in an actual store with different sizes. Mine has lasted 2 years on the bikes.

4:49 You can tell he's a clone because he's perfectly still while a mosquito is on his arm. It's this attention to detail that you can rely on when it comes to FortNine.

@PBVader

Ай бұрын

Wisconsins state bird, the elusive blood pigeon.

Ryan just kills mechanic when he sees the mechanic is doing a good job. BAD RYAN! 😂😂

Motorcycle gear is outrageously expensive! I appreciate the practical durability of alternative brands. Fallraven (spelling?) is on its own a pricey questionable outdoor brand but still cheaper than Klim!! I LIKE IT!!! Thx 45 and speedy recovery

@theaikidoka

Ай бұрын

Fjallraven. Good, but not exactly cheap. You definitely want to actually use it's features rather than just stroll around town if your're going to pay that much.

@thumpertorque_

Ай бұрын

Those "alternative" brands like Klim, Icon, Joe Rocket are squid gear that fit and look like crap and provide questionable protection.

One of the best vids in a while, for me. I need new gear. #45 will be missed.😢 Thank goodness for clones.

@seanryan6410

Ай бұрын

Nah. now I'll have to get used to watching #46, its won't be the same

@tinbanger66

Ай бұрын

@@seanryan6410 he was a damn good clone. Hope the next one isn't like 44.

The haunted house hinge boots while hiking. I've been down that road. Those boots are a good trade off while hiking is probably going to happen

They seem like the perfect trousers for teabagging your mate after he's had a crash.

WAIT A MINUTE. That Klim boot is a Redwing Tradesman boot! I've been wearing one for two years on my bikes and I recognized it immediately. It's got the exact same patented Redwing BOA tightening system. It's missing the nice "second tongue" at the back for sliding the boot on.

@STho205

Ай бұрын

Yep. I don't know if they added ankle plates inside the leather cuff to make it a riding boot or just relabelled it.

@stiingya

28 күн бұрын

I don't think the Redwings have the armor inserts though.

"Ootlander GTX boots." I see what you did there. 😄

The Gaerne Balance trials boots Ryan has mentioned a couple times recently are plenty comfy for walking and hiking in. I could hike in mine all day.

@enricomanca8534

Ай бұрын

Same with Forma Boulder boots. But without waterproofness, Is the only bad side.

I’m amazed just how consistent fortnine’s quality is even with all the new faces. Love to see it

As the owner of some outlanders I 100% recommended them as go too riding shoes.

@adventurecraft482

Ай бұрын

How did you keep yours from falling apart? Mine disintegrated in less than 2 years. Maybe they worked the kinks out?

@finderlifebound6961

Ай бұрын

@@adventurecraft482 Mine started falling apart at the seams after three months.

Boa laces are fully serviceable and replaceable, the kits are only like $30 and come with tools. I do replacements on fancy cycling shoes all the time

@SiopaoSauc3

Ай бұрын

He might've gotten his old boas snagged if the duals were on the side of the boot instead of placed centrally like in the Klims. That's how it was for my MTB shoes.

@CowboyX1000

Ай бұрын

True that Boas are replaceable but I must say that as a snowboarder that loves boas for their convenience I do hate their inconvenience when they fail. Riding for the rest of the day in a boot that cannot be laced up is a real pain on snowboard or on the bike. A regular setbof laces can be retied or fixed temporarily. Those boa cables don't hold knots. Duct taping my boots closed for the day is always classy.

@fabiopunk1661

Ай бұрын

"only" 30 bucks?

@justinabbiss5456

Ай бұрын

A failed boa is a passion killer

I've found that my Merlin Drax boots are surprisingly comfortable for hiking. In fact, they're the most comfortable boots I own! I have 2 pair of dedicated hikers and 3 pair of hunting boots.

No mosquitoes were harmed in the filming of this content. Flying eyes: $230 dollars; 3M tinted or non-tinted safety glasses that fit comfortably under the helmet with UV and impact protection $8 bucks. While you're in the h depot getting your safety glasses, snag some deerskin ropers for about $20 bucks. "motorcycle" deerskin ropers $50 to $100 bucks. The bear bit was a classic!

How nice is waking up on a sunday, brewing a cup of coffee and seeing a video made JUST for me. Took my 625 on a long trip to a national park just with the gear I had and god damn did I get it wrong. It was a hot summer and I had army boots with a heavy ass motorcycle jacket, as I could not fit a whole another outfit with me... It was not fun and I ended up sending half my stuff back home and continuing the trip as just a riding trip. Thanks fellas, great content as always.

How bout a tour n camp next?

@johnparsons5793

Ай бұрын

Did he say “zee”?

A callback to the "why i take my pads out" episode is pretty nifty

Tongue planted heavily in cheek (as always). Killer ending though.... This kit costs more than my wheels - do same video 'on a budget' - bit more of a challenge if less gags. Thanks for best/funniset/smartest bike channel out there. 'Party-on'

I like everything about Klim gear, except the price. I do draw the line at their footwear and helmets though. Those are simply rebranded Chinese products with a Klim price tag. I bought a Krios helmet. Cheaply made crap. Ive already had to use Gorilla Glue on it to keep the plastic chassis inside the helmet and the plastic button for the chin strap is broken. Ive only been wearing it for 6 weeks. It's actually a Nishua Enduro helmet that costs hundreds of dollars less without the Klim branding. I have no reason to expect any more from their footwear.

Ryan must be rolling over in his studio over those Gortex boots.

This is a very northamerican video... Canadian presenters, murican guns, Mexican beers. I love it.

Is Ryan still using armor in his riding gear? I'm pretty curious now.

@Dantick09

Ай бұрын

No, he goes commando now

@galaxlordcz3933

Ай бұрын

He mostly uses an airbag instead and skips the shoulder and elbow pads at least.

@shardlake

Ай бұрын

"He slipped and skinned both his knees" I feel that might be a reference!

@rleerm

Ай бұрын

Riding gear _is_ armor 😅 with or without shock absorbers or armacor pads 🤓

@Dylzhaar

Ай бұрын

@@shardlake might just be #45's way of saying he has a differing opinion to Ryan about armour. Either way it made me laugh

Damn, that last lil bit with Ryan and 45 was a great reenactment of Yammi/Spite.

I love the genius ways you insert puns or next part of the video!

He tripped and skinned both of his knees real bad!

@markust8904

Ай бұрын

Ya i can see it. cut to Peter Griffin/Family guy to see the hilarity. AWWWWW.........AWWWWWWW.......AWWWWWW.

the squeaky boots are just too relatable

Skinned knees. 🤣 Thank you for this.

My heart dropped when #45 called out Ryan for the armor video, I knew at that moment that he was done for :(

My wetsuit is Marino lined. Was actually warmer in 45°F water than my diving partner in her dry-suit

The best helmet lock is actually a cable gun lock, available at your local Cabela's or Canuckistanian Tire outlet for $10.

Fantastic video and right on time for me. Thanks guys! I'm waiting for my outlanders to show up today and can't wait to try them on. 45 for life!

those mosquitoes are gigantic, damn

@michaelmurdock4607

Ай бұрын

Everything is bigger in Texas EXCEPT mosquitoes. The further north you go, the bigger and more numerous they become. In Alaska, the natives tell stories of swarms that block the sun made up of bugs that carry off children.

exactly the vid i needed

Thanks dudes, I was about to go shopping for new gear this year and this list is a godsend.

Not fair Ryan , you need to share spotlight ‼️

I use a gun lock cable for a helmet lock...

@jimmcbride6297

Ай бұрын

Great idea!

@thomasshermanjr3351

Ай бұрын

Me too. Keep one in every bike.

This channel has some of the best production quality, and honest information I have seen on KZread. You guys come by your sub count honestly. Keep up the good work

Love your approach on this topic. I ride to fishing spots and to hike with my buddies quite often. The difference is that I change to my fjällräven pants out in the Woods and jump in to a pair of jogging shoes with sealskinz socks. The best fishing spots are often found after good dirt/fire road riding is my experience. Thank you for fine material ass allways! //Totte of Sweden (like fjällräven)

Not really suited for the biking or hiking I do; if I'm out in the middle of nowhere, I likely spent a few hours of riding at speed on tarmac roads to get there, and need proper riding protection to do so. The bag is a neat idea, but I have an army surplus respirator bag that does the same thing, but comes with a shoulder strap. A standard seatbelt pad helps cushion the strap (kiddie ones are cheapest, and you get a choice of cutesy designs), and it's got a couple of pouches on it for camera and water bottle. And a third pouch sits on my belt for my phone, so I can wear headphones while I hike. Those boots are £320, though! I'll stick to dragging my workboots along with me; they're not suitable at all for biking, even before I added aramid fibre laces to replace the initial laces they destroyed in less than a month. They're still metal-free composite toecap, but they only cost £80 shipped and have full ISO footwear protection, as well as anti-static and ankle support in case someone rams a trolley into my ankle from behind. ISO standard means you can drop 600kg of palletised goods on your toecap without any issue beyond scuffing the plastic a bit, other than feeling like an idiot for trapping your own foot under a pallet.

As someone who has never and most likely will never own a motorcycle, this content is some of my favorite on youtube.

5:23 ah yes, love that the jacket fits inside with the 7 beers!! Invisible expanding room I suppose :D

I also wear the Utlander. Greetings from Germany.

That integrated hoodie and balaclava on the inners are awesome. I will get those.

Icon storm guards are nice boots to walk, hike, and ride in. Maybe bulkier, but so coMFORTABLE.

Those boots disintegrated after less 2 years of hiking for me and Klim told me "regular wear and tear" as the sole delaminated....

@livestock9722

Ай бұрын

Same with my Sidi Adventures. Seems like moto-gear is a one-year-and-chuck-it industry, if you ride beyond a weekend warrior schedule.

@mayorofnow

Ай бұрын

​@@livestock9722I got hella life out of the Stormhawks. Unfortunately, they're not actually stormproof (despite the name), and they didn't keep me from breaking an ankle when I went down.

@omicrondec

Ай бұрын

Damn shame...

What a great vid! I'm glad you guys put the emphasis on motorcycling as a means to an end.

Just love this channel from bottom of my heart

After a broken ankle riding in hiking boots I only wear MX boots riding off road. I'll bring hiking boots & lock my MX boots in my panniers.

A short cable lock for a bicycle is a better choice over the Hiplok to secure a helmet or other gear.

Have these exact boots and jacket, I agree! The boots are amazing, super lightweight and comfortable. The jacket is also good, arm vents work great but when they're zipped up they create a stress point in the zipper (like on jeans at the crotch) near the bend of the elbow and can be annoying. I'm in the SE United States so the jacket quickly becomes too much to wear immediately getting off the bike or stopping for too long but wears nicely at highway speeds.

Osprey daylite 60L duffel backpack isn’t a bad option. Outdoor research has carry out duffel backpack and patagonia has the black hole. No support straps though for chest. If you go ultra light or backpacking gear you can fit a ton of stuff in one.

Another Masterpiece for the FNCU, you love to see it

I have those pants and I didn't know that pocket inside the pocket was for a knife. Thanks dead #45

Ryan became an American? Pew pew!

@Ntmoffi

Ай бұрын

If he did then he's got some work to do. The sights on that AR were....interesting.

Okay Canadian Alex from Car Throttle

Hahaha the ending

In the next episode of Fortnine: Ryan and #45 battle for motorcycle journalist supremacy!

I can’t stop watching this

Alternatively to the Klim boots, Icon made that style and just as good years ago. I use them for on road riding and they're very nice. They'll snap your ankle if your bike falls on it on the trail though.

love these kind of videos

Love this - I love riding to a mini hike in the bush! Gotta say though man those ootlanders have no ankle protection for riding to the hike, so no thanks. Either hard luggage you can get the boots in or a backpack that will fit the boots is my go to. Look at douche bags from scandi land for something designer, or any back pack designed to carry snow boots. For tougher hikes, hard luggage is better.

I recently discovered waders make pretty nice riding pants and wading boots are nearly as good as my riding boots. Add a back pack for back protection and to carry my rod, net, chest pack , wading staff and I’m pretty much outfitted to ride to remote fishing!

The end made this the best FortNine video to date. Nice work.

Informative and creatively entertaining as always, with a few good laughs thrown in. 45 has been a great addition to the F9 channel.

I've had those Klim outlanders for about a year now, they're very comfortable, no issues with the BOA system, but it's my first pair with BOA.

I have a pair of Ariat steel toe hikerish boots that I love. Comfortable enough that I wear them when I’m not at work. Just as comfortable as Timberland Hyperion but because of the mono leather construction I’ve gotten two full years out of them. Treadfast

"OOtlanders" Love it, that's so canadian.

Haunted house hinges 😂😂😂 aww god that is so right.

That’s exactly what we want shaken beer after a ride. Lol

W'eve (My friends and I here in England) have been measuring pretty much everything in pints of beer or 'Beers' for the last 30+ yrs!😂😂😂😂👍🤘✌🖖🤙👌🍻 Might start using my Keb's for riding in this summer then....👍👍

Classic f9 vid. Love it.

I have those boots and they are indeed great for on the bike, and hiking.