*Jim takes a day off US economy: Dies

@oliver-04

3 жыл бұрын

he doesnt take days off so dont worry

@JP-gt7xn

3 жыл бұрын

I cant like, your at 666 likes

@Lockedo

3 жыл бұрын

@@JP-gt7xn you relate 666 likes to 69

@ultimatdanklin1473

3 жыл бұрын

He never takes a day off. *He takes days on*

@aleonne2148

3 жыл бұрын

no, don't worry, we still have johnny sins

When Jim goes to McDonald’s, he orders a burger, cooks the burger, and does a health inspection.

@kareemabdulfumar7953

3 жыл бұрын

At least he gets a discount

@hiimabot8937

3 жыл бұрын

He also engineers the fryer.

@talos_the_automaton2329

3 жыл бұрын

He also raised, slaughtered, processed, and drove the beef to the location.

@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735

3 жыл бұрын

He was also the one who built the truck he drove at to the mcdonalds, and was a rubber tree farmer to collect the rubber for the truck.

@redcloud0315

3 жыл бұрын

He also yells at himself because he didn't like the service

Worked at a KFC, Jim came around, great guy. He ordered his food, cooked it, ate it, reviewed it, did a health inspection, brought us to court for unsafe practices, persecuted us, defended us, found us guilty, sent us to jail, guarded us in our cells, broke us out, and he’s still hunting us down to this day. Love that guy.

@koboldcatgirl

Жыл бұрын

He also conducted the investigation of the health inspection offices over conflicts of interest due to inspectors also working at the restaurants.

@TheLobsterCopter5000

Жыл бұрын

He persecuted you, eh?

@crinklyonion1410

Жыл бұрын

I worked at that KFC, Jim was one of the best coworkers there.

@myenglishisbadpleasecorrec5446

11 ай бұрын

lmao

@Brother8237

9 ай бұрын

Oh ya I saw that hearing he was the judge too right?

The reason the economy went to shit during Covid is cuz this guy caught it

@Simeeow

10 ай бұрын

He developed the vaccine though?

@Uerdue

9 ай бұрын

Testing was a bottleneck. Each time a test person showed up, the doctor giving the injection would call in sick the next day. @@Simeeow

@venustrap3030

9 ай бұрын

@@Simeeowdidn’t do it fast enough… we’ll miss you Jim

@exotic1405

8 ай бұрын

​@@venustrap3030Jim arranged his own funeral and dug his own grave too, tragic that he had to die so young....

@JasmineLi

3 ай бұрын

@@exotic1405 he even gave a speech about himself at the funeral, what a lad… we’ll miss him

I hear the 2009 recession was caused when Jim got a cold for 3 days

@nn4875

3 жыл бұрын

Yep of course it was only escalated by the fact that he then missed 170,000 of his 270,000 morgatge payments that month.

@jimohare2665

3 жыл бұрын

Yup sorry bout that

@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828

3 жыл бұрын

*2007

@void1313

3 жыл бұрын

same, my parents were so angry

@jaidenarias5912

3 жыл бұрын

Read Ephesians 4:29 plz and for anybody who does this: Don’t worship politicians, worship God

Imagine you get frustrated because you don't have a job, and decide to call a hit man on this dude, only to realise he himself is the hit man..

@austinorlando4326

3 жыл бұрын

I'm now imagining jim sneaking into a room with a silenced pistol. He walks up to the bed and rips away the covers firing a few shots into the bed before looking on in confusion. "The bed is empty?" Only for jim to sneak up on jim from behind disarming jim and putting him in a hold. "You shouldn't mess with me i was an entire spec ops team back in the day! I was also logistics, my own handler, the terrorist cell I was investigating...." now while jim was distracted jim's partners shot jim in the back. "You should have realised jim, for a man like you of course i would bring backup. Good work jim." "Thanks jim now let's clean up the body" Jim would later call the owner of the store that he worked at as a cashier (while wearing a police uniform) and let himself know that he found himself dead. I'm very tired, Jim.

@robinsonner5461

3 жыл бұрын

Legit Key and Peele level of genius from both these comments

@IsraelCountryCube

3 жыл бұрын

@@austinorlando4326 LOL OMRGA LUL YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO FREAKING HARD GOD MY STOMACH HURTS I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT ALL THESE COMMENTS LIKE THE ONE ABOUT FORESKIN SO STUPID BUT VERY FUNNY ! WOULD 10/10 NOT TRY AGAIN BECAUSE MY STOMACH HURTS RIGHT THANKS!!

@joshual4513

3 жыл бұрын

@@IsraelCountryCube then you should seek medical attention from your doctor Jim

@ilertargenthorne4639

3 жыл бұрын

Putin arrests Putin for being behind plot to kill Putin

The Ministry of Magic has been trying to apprehend him for illegal use of a time turner. Little do they know that he is also the minister.

@vornamenachname989

2 жыл бұрын

Little do they know, he doesn't use a time turner, he just has very good time management

@puppergump4117

Жыл бұрын

@@vornamenachname989 He learned the trick of dividing by 0

@EvonixTheGreatest

Жыл бұрын

@@vornamenachname989 His daily planner causes madness and enlightenment in anyone who reads it

@isaackeigwin

Жыл бұрын

Great stuff 😂

@DiscordModsNeedToTakeAShower

8 ай бұрын

1984 vibes lol

I'm still confused why he would put himself in trouble when he misses a payment. The mortgages are all issued by his bank. He treats himself like he does any other person, that's the best thing about Jim.

@j4log719

Жыл бұрын

A bank overlooking a default as a "special favor" would shake the very integrity of the banking system. As you say, Jim doesn't hand out special favors, even to himself.

Jim sold me some condoms, a week later at a doctors appointment he told me that I have syphilis...thanks Jim!

@ThePetstv

5 жыл бұрын

Was Jim your hooker too?

@callmenorman631

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Stevens and the hookers pimp

@averagegamingplayer

5 жыл бұрын

The syphilis was inside the condoms

@gendoruwo6322

4 жыл бұрын

let me guess: The doctor was Jim, too.

@UserName-ii1ce

4 жыл бұрын

When I bought condoms from Jim I got my gf pregnant with 2 more Jims

How 8 year old me thinks when I see an actor in more than one movie

@HandledToaster2

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin same

@a.l6054

4 жыл бұрын

AppleToaster ok

@mist3325

4 жыл бұрын

@@a.l6054 no

@dv9239

4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't that dumb at 8 bruh

@vesselthanatos3033

4 жыл бұрын

He just has a job as all the actors

I bursted out laughing at the end when they showed Jim as the cameraman. It was so unexpected but it shouldn't have been.

“His 42,000 bosses have nothing but positive things to say about him” Did… did you interview all of them?

@monomio8315

2 жыл бұрын

Jim did.

@robertagren9360

Жыл бұрын

Yes, his bosses names were Jim.

Jim ran me over with a taxi. I called the police for help and Jim put on his police uniform and brought me to the hospital. Jim was also the receptionist and my nurse and doctor. Jim was my lawyer when I sued Jim and he was the judge and the jury. He found himself guilty and he was the employee and ceo at the bank that gave me his money. I used that money to party and ordered pizza and jim was the pizza delivery guy. Jim's a pretty nice guy even though he ran me over with his car.

@pranshubhagat9926

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@chunkyegg8472

3 жыл бұрын

You can say jim is literally in every corner of your life

@rsfakqj10rsf-33

3 жыл бұрын

A Jim’s Reality

@Shanoyu19271

3 жыл бұрын

Jim chain

@zyuukii

3 жыл бұрын

He was just doing his job! 👍

The only way this could have been better would be to cut to another report with Jim reading it

@sciencenerd777

3 жыл бұрын

True, icing on the cake

@fitzhugh7463

3 жыл бұрын

or for jim to be all of the bosses being interviewed

@zaidlacksalastname4905

3 жыл бұрын

Headcannon

@jaidenarias5912

3 жыл бұрын

Read Ephesians 4:29 plz and for anybody who does this: Don’t worship politicians, worship God

@NathanaelTan

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaidenarias5912 Whaaaaaaaaat?

Jim: I'm the most employed person in the world! Larry: hold my beer

@Donald_Trump_2024

2 жыл бұрын

which Larry

@chicken1011

2 жыл бұрын

@@Donald_Trump_2024 from TAWOGB

@Donald_Trump_2024

2 жыл бұрын

@@chicken1011 from what?

@chicken1011

2 жыл бұрын

@@Donald_Trump_2024 the amazing world of gumball

@Donald_Trump_2024

2 жыл бұрын

@@chicken1011 oh yeah

Jim is a great employee, I've employed him as my editor for 2 years, and he never makes a mistake, thank god thousands of employers also enjoy having Jim around

@CewyahAlt

Жыл бұрын

will he ever retire though

@kommandantgalileo

11 ай бұрын

@@CewyahAlt unlikely.

Jim fired me from my job as a dishwasher at a Mexican restaurant and hired me as a VP of Finance at US Bank on the same day. Later that night, Jim was both the guy selling me weed and the cop that let me off with a warning after he saw me buy weed.

@kogmawboss

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@praddzzz

4 жыл бұрын

Creativity of these comments 😂😂😂😂

@thatoneguy_0218

4 жыл бұрын

These are priceless

@LucasMartin-im5ub

4 жыл бұрын

As long as Jim wasn’t also your hooker and pimp when you tried to run on the bill because the pimp was off duty and out of uniform.

@ggmasterguiltygear6315

4 жыл бұрын

Wat?!😁😁😁

When I killed someone, Jim was literally the judge, jury and executioner Edit: it's been a year and this story is now over 40 layers of Jim deep

@shadowninja958

5 жыл бұрын

Mr Original and also the victim.

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

4 жыл бұрын

Seems Jim screwed up one of those jobs, thats ok though, he was also the world class surgeon who reattached your head. And the lawyer who sued the world class surgeon for malpractice when the head wound up attached to your anus. Good job, Jim.

@genericname1622

4 жыл бұрын

r u ded

@BrianBBBB

4 жыл бұрын

Jim is Judge Dredd?

@MegaBallPowerBall

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Original You need 12 people for a jury in the US.

Jim is the example what the US expects people with student loans to do.

Jim calling in sick would put the economy into a tailspin. America's number one goal is keeping Jim healthy

Jim: *Gets put on Sick Leave for one day* USD exchange rate: -48%

@dominationgaming952

3 жыл бұрын

Lol😂

@Craeonkie

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the two extra zeros behind

@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@cheeseconnoisseur1622

3 жыл бұрын

God help us if he COVID. It’s over if that happens

@lnefty

3 жыл бұрын

@sad cat and he's the vaccine for covid

I had a lawsuit against Jim for embezzling money from my company. I hired Jim as my court attorney. We thought the judge was late to the trial, but Jim got up, walked over to the judge’s chair, and declared himself not guilty... Dammit Jim, I should’ve seen this coming.

@themk4982

5 жыл бұрын

Cameron Anderson Yeah, he’s gotten way to big for his boots, despite having made them himself in one of his factories in Indonesia.

@ArcaneEiro

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOOMG THIS IS HILARIOUS 🤣😂🤣😅

@Trazynn

4 жыл бұрын

That's clearly misconduct, magistrate Jim should investigate this judge.

@chinodebemonyemenam3455

4 жыл бұрын

Damn u JIMMMM!!!

@rapeseed8635

4 жыл бұрын

@FuckYouAllToPieces holy fuck that escalated quickly

Imagine going into a trial and he's the lawyer, the prosecutor and the judge all at the same time

Johnny Sins: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be LEGENDARY!

Jim is running for mayor of my city. He's also running against himself and putting out political ads on his TV station against himself. He's currently suing himself for defamation of character.

@DTO-rq2gv

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao this comment is so underrated

@mastermati773

4 жыл бұрын

He has a lot experience in politics. There was a situation in Poland that some politicians of opposition cited 'one of top US generals' - Kcuf Drahrepus. It was clearly fake account with mr Sins photos though nobody tried to check if cited words are true. Trolls had published many photos of him with political postulates. Both pro- and anti- government politicians related to 'his' opinions. After couple of days they realized that young people from entire country were rofling and they removed almost all content with American hero of Polish politics :( Salute to general Drahrepus!

@phoenixchase9271

4 жыл бұрын

And he is being his own attorney

@fodebic5253

4 жыл бұрын

Luckily he is not doing that job: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nnegmatwoNHNYJs.html

@nargarex2390

4 жыл бұрын

STONKS

Everyone gangsta till the narrator takes off her mask to reveal she was Jim all along

@jaystyla629

3 жыл бұрын

This deserves at least more than 1k likes

@mf1672

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean anchor?

@Human53182

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@b7tt7fl7

3 жыл бұрын

No it was agatha

@princeali8862

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

If Jim calls in sick the whole country shuts down

Johnny Sin: *FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT*

Jim is single handedly holding the U.S economy on his shoulders

@HandledToaster2

4 жыл бұрын

His back must hurt from single handedly holding the economy on his shoulders.

@nikolatrbojevic253

4 жыл бұрын

Is this for real?

@HandledToaster2

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikolatrbojevic253 yes

@enyabthegreat9993

4 жыл бұрын

@@HandledToaster2 should I tell them?

@HandledToaster2

4 жыл бұрын

@@enyabthegreat9993 sssshh

I like how all of the photo’s are credited to Jim himself

@kristyandesouza5980

3 жыл бұрын

Courtesy Jim Richmond

@md.zimamahmed9584

3 жыл бұрын

Where?

@dbonechis

3 жыл бұрын

@@kristyandesouza5980 69th like also I never saw that

@kristyandesouza5980

3 жыл бұрын

@@dbonechis Nice, also, just look at the top left corner of the images of him

@kristyandesouza5980

3 жыл бұрын

@@saccharinesaccharine9175 giving kids a tablet with KZread open be like:

When he was a kid he went to school, taught himself the information, graded his own papers, drove the bus there and back, and cleaned the school.

Jim is like that one guy from amazing world of gumball who has all the jobs.

Johnny Sins: *"Finally, a worthy opponent!"*

@dominikdobrotic8298

3 жыл бұрын

He even does his work!

@Quetzalcoatl373

3 жыл бұрын

When I first looked at the thumbnail I thought it was Johnny sins lol

@todalio9238

3 жыл бұрын

5th post! I'm surprised. I thought it would be in the top 3.

@iliano101

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris Magno Or barbie

@CF73737

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahaha underrated!

This guy has better time management than Santa Claus.

@thequeertelope7941

3 жыл бұрын

@Shellstorm 1 pffff

@kristyandesouza5980

3 жыл бұрын

My man most likely is Santa Claus

@jamalak3472

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Santa just cram all the gifts into his sleigh in the night of Christmass Eve and works only while in pressure from deadline. Jim would do much better job by making propper schedule and delivering presents through the whole year.

@OcelotSF

3 жыл бұрын

@@kristyandesouza5980, santa does this once a year while that guy does that every day

@wolfafterdark

3 жыл бұрын

little did u know, Jim *is* Santa...

Assuming the man doesn't sleep, he works on average 14.4 seconds per job per week. Jim probably invented cloning though so it's all good

Jim’s grindset is insane

unemployment is a full time job

@SurvivingAnotherDay

5 жыл бұрын

Full time job of *looking* for jobs. Lol

@onilamb845

5 жыл бұрын

@@SurvivingAnotherDay Here here! Vacation time is decent though!

@Kryptnyt

5 жыл бұрын

A job Jim will never work

@definitiveentertainment1658

5 жыл бұрын

Bellock_Grithlus “When you’re unemployed, there’s no vacation.” -Flight of The Concords

@goldenfloof5469

5 жыл бұрын

I was the 665 like.

Wow, good on him. I can't even imagine having more than 40,000 jobs.

@essennagerry

5 жыл бұрын

Enclave Same. I already have my hands full with 30,000, but my friends tell me it's cause I'm lazy.

@EndMeNowPls

5 жыл бұрын

Please you call that lazy I get stressed out after 20000 jobs 1 more and I lose it. I had 20001 and I had to go to therapy for over 5 years

@essennagerry

5 жыл бұрын

@@EndMeNowPls 5 years? That's long, man. I went in for three and a half a few centuries back. It really helped me but my brothers still tease me. :/ After that I've only ever needed 20 second sessions.

@EndMeNowPls

5 жыл бұрын

essennagerry I guess imma punk if it takes me that long to recover. Sometimes I went to avoid my 1 minute shift because it was so long

@essennagerry

5 жыл бұрын

@@EndMeNowPls Or maybe you got punkd.

Larry Needlemeyer: Finally, an opponent.

I guess he is the only man to get instantly hired without an interview and handing out his resume because everybody employer already recognizes him.

“In other news, President Jim has recently appointed Jim to the Supreme Court, causing senator Jim to speak out against this appointment, we go live to D.C. with award winning reporter Jim.”

@Robert-lq1hn

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jaegercat6702

3 жыл бұрын

This has the same energy as the Putin skit they did.

@elsovern

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaegercat6702 that was the first thing that popped in my minds after reading this 😂

@TheMonthlyJack

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaegercat6702 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qKFlt5d-ZJe9aZM.html The skit

@Splitstrike_00

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaegercat6702 guns don't talk... but you my friend... your shots speak a thousand words

I once protested Jim when he was CEO of my company and then found him join the crowd as our union leader the next day.

@toseeupload8855

Жыл бұрын

Good work Jim

@borkerman

Жыл бұрын

I guess he was also the lawyer and judge and found himself not guilty of running a yellow union

I’ve done the math With how much he works he probably gets 3.2 million to 5 million a week which pays off 6-8 mortgages a week which means he needs to work for at least 45,000 weeks to pay for his mortgages Jim needs to take over everyone’s jobs

So the real life version of Larry from The Amazing World of Gumball

I hear that KZread's algorithm used to be better when Jim was head over the department. We miss you Jim.

@matthew8153

4 жыл бұрын

Canada Dry Yeah, after they transferred him to do demonetizations KZread went way downhill. But that just goes to show how wonderful of a job he does.

@pavlospantazis8932

4 жыл бұрын

He also is the judge on my case, a designer of one of my favourite games as well as my marriage coordinator

@saccharinesaccharine9175

3 жыл бұрын

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This is literally what every Asian parents expect you to be like when you turn 18

@yubiko7725

3 жыл бұрын

Lol like fr

@kjw79

3 жыл бұрын

And every German father

@blackappleslo

3 жыл бұрын

Kendra Werner really? Never heard of that. And I have plenty of German friends

@haza123b4

3 жыл бұрын

*"literally"*

@audreykoskei4072

3 жыл бұрын

And every Kenyan parent 😭

Omg. THIS is the explanation for why I keep running into Jim everywhere. He's been my electrician, my babysitter, and my fake dad.

There’s a dude who I talked to a few months back and he said how he was working 4 jobs and how stressful it was. I then told him about Jim and he nearly had a heart attack. Jim and I took him to the hospital and his Doctor was Jim. Jim treated him for minor injuries so he should be ok.

When I broke my leg, Jim was the police officer who stopped to bring me to the hospital. He was my doctor and even did my xrays. Great guy! Also, he was my taxi driver home. He's also my boss so I know I'm covered.

@suelviana1982

5 жыл бұрын

Hes stalking you

@janiemoge4153

5 жыл бұрын

Suel Viana he’s stalking us all...

@p_eabean

5 жыл бұрын

And when you got that promotion and came home from work, your wife Jim cooked up a feast for you to celebrate! Jimmy boy is also very proud of you

@arty_gangster

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Jim

@azzat-9046

4 жыл бұрын

Was jim also the pizza delivery guy that crashed into and broke your leg?

Is this guy Johnny Sins' estranged brother? He does everything.

@jemsterr

4 жыл бұрын

That was my first thought from the thumbnail. The memes wrote themselves.. Except it's really Jim.

@paulnottherealmccartney8558

3 жыл бұрын

Nonetheless they hold the entire US economy, what a hardworking duo

@kcat420

3 жыл бұрын

Nah mate, Johnny Sins does _everyone_

@Hannibalkakihara

3 жыл бұрын

whos johnny sins?

@likhochokri6849

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hannibalkakihara Johny sins is one of the most talented humans this earth has ever seen. From being a pizza delivery man, to a firefighter, to a doctor, engineer and astronaut, army man, he's scaled heights to where no human has ever dared to. His name is Johny sins

0:56 This is just Johnny Sins

when jim calls in sick US economy plumbers down

This is fake Jim is obviously a paid actor He is also director, producer and cameraman

@TWH-lp4bn

4 жыл бұрын

And the stage

@wellsilver3972

4 жыл бұрын

True

@MaddieFrenchy

4 жыл бұрын

AHHHH THIS COMMENT

@ObscuredByTime

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment. I would have left out the second line, though. If you'd left it at the first line, you'd have got a lot of r/whoooosh

@perperperpen

3 жыл бұрын

Dan Williams up

Imagine how long it takes Jim to call in sick when he's not feeling well....

@samsamsamuelsamsamsamtheio8445

3 жыл бұрын

@@saccharinesaccharine9175 tf

@damobeck1

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, he just has everyone on speed dial.

@Dajopa-is-here

2 жыл бұрын

by the time he's done he would probably be no longer sick

@Lkat.

2 жыл бұрын

He could just put it on the news

@ChrisNinjaEagle

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lkat. Anchor: Breaking News: Over employed worker 'Jim Richmond' has taken a sick leave, let's take it over to our financial advisor Jones Jamesworth for the predictions. Jones: WE'RE ALL GONNA BE HOMELESS! Anchor: Thank you Jones.

Johnny Sins. The man, the myth, the legend. Plumber, teacher, pilot, guard, you name it.

These videos are gold!

This guy is half the staff at my school.

@meduimrareberries5888

3 жыл бұрын

He’s also several of my classmates, somehow.

I went for a job interview and the interviewer was named Mr. Jim. I asked him if he was okay with me working a job on the side, and he replied that he worked 41,999 other jobs, so it was fine. When I asked him what kind of jobs, he replied with "yours." I looked down. My hands had changed from black to Caucasian. I was hired as Jim #42,001.

@elmundodeFreeman

3 жыл бұрын

How can you be Jim, when I am Jim as well?

@wangzai3746

3 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves more likes fr absolute masterpiece of a comment

@ubercow6611

3 жыл бұрын

Needs more likes

@chaosinsurgency6636

3 жыл бұрын

@Oh my yeah it is isn't it *loads gun*

@unknownartpop

3 жыл бұрын

this would be a fun book

Wonder if he ever worked with johnny sins

Jim also working at onion was the best part for me

You know it's all joke and games until you wake up to see *jim as your new dad*

@JetFalcon710

4 жыл бұрын

_[visible fear]_

@ok-tr1nw

4 жыл бұрын

me: bruh you not my dad jim: you're right, killer jim daisan no bakudan bites the jim

@LuigixD

4 жыл бұрын

Jim Yoshikage

@Duckverse

4 жыл бұрын

@@ok-tr1nw i can't escape the jojokes

@yosangle

4 жыл бұрын

What are you saying , i thought he is everyones dad. Been my dad for years

Johnny Sins: A worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

@sultanofswingdrift3021

4 жыл бұрын

this is the comment I was scrolling for

@perfectlynormalhuman5473

4 жыл бұрын

Nah johhny sins has like 40 jobs and dis guy has like 69 times more

@_volhynia_2609

4 жыл бұрын

ARB6769 coomer

@pavlospantazis8932

4 жыл бұрын

665th like

@n00bforever

4 жыл бұрын

Sins is Jim

That dude in the amazing world of gumball who works everywhere : god damn it, he's ratting me out!

What a great The Onion video!

It’s not the illegal immigrants!!! It’s Jim!!

@TheGreenTaco999

5 жыл бұрын

We need to build a wall and make Jim pay for it

@ezzyth8824

5 жыл бұрын

i mean with 40.000 different jobs a huge wall is pocket change

@deflectyou4460

5 жыл бұрын

D1ALGA actually lets say all his jobs are average paying jobs (even if he has a few high paying jobs the lower end jobs Should balance it out.) so let’s say he makes 50k per 42k jobs. He would only make around two billion which is not even close to how much it would need to make that huge wall. It would cost upward of 16 billion plus yearly maintenance. Even if he made double the amount per job, or even triple he wouldn’t have enough.

@WanderTheNomad

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreenTaco999 He'll build it himself.

@krinchkronch

5 жыл бұрын

Sea Lake Bold of you to assume that Jim isn’t illegal

I’m proud that Jim is getting 100 new jobs a day. In fact, I recently hired him to write all my comments from now on.

@jackfreeman1776

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that is true. -Jim

@igorino1767

3 жыл бұрын

Same here -Jim

@youtubeuserdan4017

3 жыл бұрын

Kim is writing mine. -Kim

@cc-xz6sp

3 жыл бұрын

Want a salary raises -Jim

@sci_pain3409

3 жыл бұрын

I quit -Jim

Oh my god....this video and then all these comments has made me laugh the most I have in quite the long time! Thanks all!

Crush crush character be like

Plot twist: Jim was also the camera man filming himself here.

@tcg1_qc

3 жыл бұрын

@Deep Inside lmfao wtf

@shawnchristianson324

3 жыл бұрын

Deep Inside wtf

@Superfalcon-rf7og

3 жыл бұрын

@@HexenMeister06 she prob meant when he was doing live interviews

@bait5257

3 жыл бұрын

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@-cookiezila-461

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Jim made this comment

I died when they said he has 270,000 mortgages to pay with no explanation

@GMYSTERYICTNF

3 жыл бұрын

He has 270,000 families

@wonderstruck.

3 жыл бұрын

The Great Recession and the mortgage crisis were also caused by Jim

@dawashingmachine9158

2 жыл бұрын

Jim is also responsible for the housing crisis

@thanus6636

2 жыл бұрын

He pays to himself

@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083

2 жыл бұрын

@@alfonso3884 So Cody is trying to catch up to him?

always hustlin. Respect.

Jim changed his name to Johnny Sins after this report to undercover himself.

@marsilkri7823

2 жыл бұрын

When I saw the title, I thought it was Johnny Lmao

@leonthethird7494

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it mentioned adult film star

@supersublimnails5676

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like him too lol

@ridunnafuz8952

2 жыл бұрын

0:56

@IceRanger41

2 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this.

Yesterday I got pulled over by Jim as I was going over to a prostitutes hotel. Luckily, Jim was my prostitute so I didnt have to go out to pay for the ticket

@1yasin6

5 жыл бұрын

how homosexuell of you *insert picture of a fat cat*

@yoavmor9002

5 жыл бұрын

@@1yasin6 Bold of you to assume he wasn't also employed to be a female

@yoavmor9002

5 жыл бұрын

@Unknown User Key word is "rarely"

Homie lunch box contains sandwiches and a 3 job on his break time

I love Jim. Great attitude. Great work ethic. Must be living on caffeine and planning an early retirement

What he didn't tell you about the trip to South Korea was that he is also the South Korean ambassador.

@obsoletedelete6059

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he's our ambassador

@kindanooby2988

3 жыл бұрын

He, himself is the makeup team

@jackneverleft4582

3 жыл бұрын

This is a shit post that would be worth a damn if it was north korea

@devendrakc999

3 жыл бұрын

He flies himself to SK cuz he’s also the pilot.

@w7u

3 жыл бұрын

@@saccharinesaccharine9175 stroke

Jim always sells me the best weed. Thanks Jim!

@flance81

5 жыл бұрын

comment of the month!

@knexfan100

5 жыл бұрын

flance81 Necro of the month

@xl000

5 жыл бұрын

Ken Carter he's also the cop that will put you in prison ..

@Coolsomeone234

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jeremysmith7176

5 жыл бұрын

@@xl000 and the judge that sentences you.

Chief that’s just Johnny Sins from wish

So have you had any work experience? Oh... Sorry, we're looking for someone else who's got a bit more experience then 42,000 previous jobs.

I really like how objective The Onion is. They don't jump to conclusions saying that high unemployment was caused by Jim, they just factually state that there might be a connection. Thank God for The Onion!

@letomar5766

3 жыл бұрын

That's a way of saying it's his fault

@nathandaniel5451

3 жыл бұрын

Ah aren't we glad for the reliability and good reporting!

@daemonace5910

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is accurate. Correlation does not always equate causatiob

@GaganSingh-nx2yv

3 жыл бұрын

Onion the sole voice of reason.

@chronica6457

2 жыл бұрын

@Internet Stories My uncle died of Causatiob. Sad stuff

For those of you wondering how much Jim makes: Let's assume all of his jobs are in Illinois. At the time this video was posted, Illinois had 1,107,680 unemployed people, so it's plausible. The average job in Illinois pays around $37,725 per year. With 42,000 jobs and counting, Jim probably makes at least $1,584,450,000 a year. That's $132,037,500 a month. "But what about his mortgages?", you ask. Again, assuming he has 1 mortgage per house and he only has houses in Illinois (Fun Fact: he would then own around 5.88% of the houses in Illinois), then he's paying the average monthly $974 * 270,000 homes. That ends up being $262,980,000 per month. That's more than the $201,852 a month he would spend if he bought the most expensive home in Illinois at $58.75 million dollars. People typically say you should spend around 28% of your monthly income on living expenses. JIM IS 711.32% OVER BUDGET. Jim may have a good work ethic, but he is terrible with his money. The only thing Jim isn't is an accountant. If he had only one house, that he bought outright at a median $210,300, and he saved 20% of his earnings (which would have collected between 2009, when they say he started working, and 2020), he would have around $3,485,790,000 in the bank right now. If we assume his mortgages ALSO started in 2009, then he is $17,284,410,000 in debt today. That would make him the poorest man alive. However, none of this accounts for the fact that Jim takes 100 new jobs a day, because I've done enough math today.

@sdaiwepm

3 жыл бұрын

Jim should be able to save considerably more than 20% of his earnings. He's not eating 42K breakfasts, lunches, and dinners, dating 42K women, driving 42K cars, etc.

@Ronin3453

3 жыл бұрын

@@sdaiwepm how can you be sure he doesn't?

@ew4316

3 жыл бұрын

Les IsMore if we look at how irresponsibility he buys houses, then it is entirely possible that he spends 42k on breakfast.

@Ronin3453

3 жыл бұрын

@@ew4316 makes sense. He needs a lot of calories after all.

@ew4316

3 жыл бұрын

Ronin3453 very true, lol. He’s probably a competitive eater.

I live in Illinois as well, and most people I know are also living like this. My friends and I all have around 1,500 jobs on top of advanced high school classes. It's been hard living in Illinois since you need so many jobs in order to even buy toilet paper.

Johnny Sins literally took 42,000 jobs to fully understand the roles he would later act in. Building his skills as an adult films actor by learning to operate the cameras himself and of course be in adult films while he was still Jim. Amazing.

Holy crap its my Astronomy teacher. I suspected he had another job when he came to class with scrubs and a surgical mask on.

“He drives a school bus.” Shows him flying a plane lol

@robertdowniesyndrome4577

3 жыл бұрын

Its a field trip to the twin towers its an old photo

@RobMedellin

3 жыл бұрын

The plane identifies itself as a school bus. Who are you to tell it what it is and what it is not?

@thomasedgerley7453

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, this guy doesn't have time for a bus, he's an innovator

@thebigcnel

3 жыл бұрын

Pilot here. Checks out actually.

@elextroblaze

3 жыл бұрын

@@RobMedellin Twitter:*TRIGGERED*

Johnny sins: finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.

Jim was my manager at a local auto shop as well as the call center I worked at part-time. All other employees at both jobs were furloughed when Jim took contracts for all of our positions.

Man, he was great in that movie based on his own life.

@midshipman8654

5 жыл бұрын

Riot Breaker that’s every movie

@aegiseurobeat4559

4 жыл бұрын

Written, directed, and produced...by Jim.

@paaatreeeck

4 жыл бұрын

I preferred the book honestly.

@matabomagagane8998

4 жыл бұрын

He was exceptional in every role

@DrGandW

4 жыл бұрын

Jim of All Trades Written by Jim Richmond Adapted from a stage play by Jim Richmond Produced by Jim Richmond A Jim Richmond Company Production

Yeah Jim cammed my new car for me and it runs awesome. I was a bit surprised when he pulled me over for speeding on my way home from the shop; but hey, he helped me sell my house for 20% over market so it works out.

@Wtfsazerk

5 жыл бұрын

mark hammel I wanna like but I don't wanna ruin the 420 likes

@leandrosanchez1212

5 жыл бұрын

Wtfsazerk too late so like

@MegaBallPowerBall

5 жыл бұрын

mark hammel I'm your 500th like.

Jim must have retired recently causing the massive labor shortages being reported.

This is what being Johnny sins feels like

“Sorry, we’re looking for someone with experience for this position”

@tubester358

3 жыл бұрын

So this is where all the ludicrous job requirements came from...Jim probably had 4 years experience in executive positions by the time he graduated and knows all programming languages

@father2mother3

3 жыл бұрын

@@tubester358 he has 10 years of experience in a language established 2 years ago.

@Watcher413

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve gone to job interviews for the ENTRY LEVEL job to only be told they are looking for 5+ years experience. So the entry level job with entry level work and entry level pay is going to be done by a journeyman level guy?!?! You can’t say we want a higher skilled guy for a lower skill required and paying job. But I guess the economy lets this happen

The Onion predicted Johhny Sins

@dontspikemydrink9382

4 жыл бұрын

Gtfo

@OatmealGrillBlazer

4 жыл бұрын

that's his step brother

@shinyrayquazaaah

4 жыл бұрын

@CCRS you cleaned yourself up by now, right?

@kusog3

4 жыл бұрын

@@shinyrayquazaaah Well, Tissues and paper towels are out of stock, so....

@kusog3

4 жыл бұрын

@@shinyrayquazaaah Well, Tissues and paper towels are out of stock, so....

This explains everything!!

I have been waiting for my piano lesson for three years. It’s worth it though, he’s good.

I’m not sure we should trust The Onion on this. Jim is a very accomplished man and might have a high-up position at The Onion, so he could’ve just convinced them to say he’s a good worker.

@ninjabaiano6092

4 жыл бұрын

This comment would be one hundred times better if you name was jim.

@salter1630

4 жыл бұрын

They should have Jim as the newscaster

@ertyuzxz605

4 жыл бұрын

Sh*t busted

Fun fact: Jim is the editor of this video and the YT account manager.

@paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244

3 жыл бұрын

Tú a

@jofx4051

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what

@knightenchanter7908

2 жыл бұрын

He's also the CEO of KZread and the founder of Google.

@Wertsir

2 жыл бұрын

Jim also wrote this comment. That one too.

@RazorM97

2 жыл бұрын

That's where all these years of experience (from the resumes) went. They went to Jim

Keep up the good work!

Jim vs. Larry: The Battle for Work

I remember one time Jim cornered me in an alley trying to steal my wallet to make a quick buck, but I got lucky and Jim happened to be out patrolling that night! Before Jim could stop Jim though Jim got me good in my side with his knife before Jim could take him down! I guess I got double lucky because Jim was getting off his shift as an EMT and was driving home when Jim rang him up to come and help!

@Monkofpo

5 жыл бұрын

damn dude, you must've missed him being your doctor as well due to the blood loss.

@xmlthegreat

5 жыл бұрын

@@Monkofpo Jim called up his wife Jim as well to come to the hospital, where Jim thanked Jim profusely for saving this guy's life.

@obama7792

4 жыл бұрын

jimception

@accountdeactivated5546

4 жыл бұрын

jim