Ren crowning himself the two things worse than a tyrannical king; a mining company CEO and the president of a HOA

@thememeqween

3 ай бұрын

Truly horrifying ;-;

@Anzy.99

3 ай бұрын

oh goodness, hadn't realized It was THAT bad

@alexadams4017

3 ай бұрын

rock and stone

@TheyCallMeDio

3 ай бұрын

There was one time when he became a grilled cheese sandwich fast food tycoon

@thejaceman8298

3 ай бұрын

Truely Truely Horrid 😂 gotta vibe with the theater-kid mentality tho lol

"After all, you get in bed with Big Salmon, eventually you wind up sleeping with the fishes." BRILLIANT!

@lesuit3879

3 ай бұрын

Thats WAY to cold

@JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav

3 ай бұрын

The cod farther sends his regards

@jmacmocs3367

2 ай бұрын

Richard from MTG Goldfish?

gem: nobody will be more with the ocean this season than me grian: hold my fishing rod

@robertbryce3225

3 ай бұрын

Beef: Big Salmon would like to "discuss" this claim with you people

@LycanMOON

3 ай бұрын

From a piece of fanart I've seen Gem-claimed the oceon Grain-claimed by the ocean

@tristanridley1601

3 ай бұрын

Given where Gem lives IRL she should feel a bit entitled to it lol

@martijn9568

3 ай бұрын

@@tristanridley1601To be fair, both live on islands😅. It’s just that the North Sea isn’t what it used to be, having its ecosystems largely eroded of big fish and other sea creatures. It is getting better, but there’s still a long way to go.😢

@AK_804

3 ай бұрын

everyone does to be fair@@martijn9568

"Joel's hill" is the greatest joke ever written for this show. Had me proper belly laughing

@JacksonOwex

3 ай бұрын

I don't know, last seasons "This week on Hermitcraft... ME!" was pretty damn good!

@Aromantic_alien

3 ай бұрын

I… I don’t get it

@Amber-wq1sy

3 ай бұрын

@@Aromantic_alien Joel's hill is obviously referring to his base but its wordplay relating to JoeHills.

@Aromantic_alien

3 ай бұрын

@@Amber-wq1sy oooh, i thought it had smthn to do with that lol. thanks for explaining it .-.

@mysteryman7877

3 ай бұрын

Is it as good as “Skizz Le Man” is?

Okay jokes aside, can we get a full recap and/or side show that is just Sloy living his best David Attemborough life ?? 10/10 would binge

@ChillyCholo_

3 ай бұрын

THIS IS A NEED

@thememeqween

3 ай бұрын

YESSSS

@vandanade84

3 ай бұрын

I need this in my life to be happy ever again !!! I need it as much as watter and oxigen!!! I need it!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩❤❤❤

@CanidRose

3 ай бұрын

If I could do one thing without any regard for realistic wishes and such, I'd record a video of me sneaking around the Hermitcraft server, recording a Hermit nature documentary. I would adore if one of the Hermits--or even a guest star perhaps!--would do that.

@SnyperMK2000JclL

3 ай бұрын

Like a 3hr Special of a Season 9 recap in a nature documentary style... id totally watch that

If what grian said on scars stream is correct, hes now suppased 5000 times fished, and *still* hasnt gotten a mending book

@imMittensKitten

3 ай бұрын

oh poor Grian- he's a sea-child now, he is bound to the sea, and I don't think he'll ever be able to escape it :D seabling as well.

@sirjmo

3 ай бұрын

The odds of not getting a mending book with a luck of the sea 3 fishing rod is 99.81% the odds of it not happening 5000+ times in a row is roughly 0.0063%

@imMittensKitten

3 ай бұрын

@@sirjmo that's rough buddy :/

@enkays_den

3 ай бұрын

Someone has done some math for him and they calculate that around 9000 fishing attempts, it should be guaranteed that he gets a mending book

@imMittensKitten

3 ай бұрын

@@enkays_den what if he doesn't? can we all agree that he has been claimed by the sea?

The difference in speed of progression is so obvious this season. We have people like Grian and Mumbo with basic enchants while we also have Etho, Cub and Doc who are already fighting withers, getting an elytra and building complicated redstone contraptions

@tristanridley1601

3 ай бұрын

For some of the slow ones it was a conscious choice. Though it has to be embarrassing for the hermits who fell behind them despite that.

@HyplexZ

3 ай бұрын

@@tristanridley1601 I doubt it. Hermitcraft is just friends playing together. In fact, the slow ones are the ones creating the most fun moments in my opinion rather than just rushing to complete the game

@samwithasceptile801

3 ай бұрын

@@tristanridley1601 Nahh, as someone who's played on a server w/ friends w/o being around each other constantly, it's actually really cool. The lower progression guys can get help anytime they want from the high progession, and the high progression guys get to see/support cool builds w/o having to fully commit to a cool build that they feel they won't do justice to.

@reverance_pavane

3 ай бұрын

Cub has always been a master of the off-screen grind.

@happydelaaa

3 ай бұрын

@@tristanridley1601 multiple people said that they are not rushing this season and they dont want to get elytra yet. so i dont think they feel embarrased by that.

"Skizz Le Man" This is the funniest thing in the video so far.

@sa3doz

3 ай бұрын

Was looking for this comment because i was going to say the same thing

I did not realize how unlucky Gem got. out of that entire area she could have landed Grian ended up getting her over a poppy and thats why she couldn't MLG bucket clutch

@arama7578

3 ай бұрын

The poppy made no difference. you can place water on the same block as a poppy and it replaces it. She just missed the clutch.

@M00N3CL1SPE

3 ай бұрын

Doesn't it just remove the poppy?

@Cinnaschticks

3 ай бұрын

@@M00N3CL1SPE yes.

@pearcyjackson280

3 ай бұрын

I thought it was the shield making it harder honestly. Cuz if you right click too early that just triggers the shield.

@peter_kitsune

3 ай бұрын

​@@arama7578 you can't place anything including water in the block of the poppy. You can with grass but not with flowers. (Water can flow into poppies tho) Note that if she somehow managed to right-click the poppy's hitbox then she might have survived by placing it on top of the poppy.

I reckon the prize will be an IOU from every single hermit

@KaiDoesThingsAndStuff

3 ай бұрын

Grian said it will have something to do with a thing they’re doing this season after demise. Not clear if it’s another game or a change in how certain things work or whatever but yeah

@Miracle12348

3 ай бұрын

Ooo that’s a good ome

@user-oe3kz8ww7d

3 ай бұрын

He said the price had to do with something new they were doing this season. IOUs are not new.

@cid_of_aro_ace_krebs

3 ай бұрын

That's what I was thinking something along the lines of you get to have every hermit add something to your base representative of each one's specialty

@Parizena

3 ай бұрын

Maybe they start with the tag and we don't know what tag will be like this season. So not knowing makes sense because you'd just be confused because it hasn't started anyway. Plus both of those are Grian's games.

"Invites him to say hello to his little friend, which turns out to be Skizzleman who is apparently 6ft4" omg that's hilarious lmao

“You get in bed with big salmon, sooner or later you’ll be sleeping with the fishes” *clapping* unbelievable line

Can we just appreciate the unintentional server wide and or majority taking part in the early "Fishing Shenanigans" that have been started by Grian? Over the last few seasons, he's started wars, game modes etc. And this time around he's easily convinced majority of the server to be obsessed with fishing one way or another

update: bdoubleo100 is still alive as of the making of this video. they rigged a furnace pitfall in his under-house hidey hole he logged off in. but he managed to avoid it.

Hey gang! This episode was a doozy, so we had to drop it without captions for the time being. Lyarrah'll have those up for you ASAP though. Edit: And they're up! Hope you all enjoyed the first week of Season 10 as much as we did! See you next week!

@kooferkoo4969

3 ай бұрын

Did you forgor Etho or did he just miss the cutoff date? He's building exteriors! Its a miracle! Or the season is cursed.

@wolfborn74

3 ай бұрын

@@kooferkoo4969 I’m pretty sure Etho was in the first episode of the recap for this season, he just hasn’t uploaded anything else yet to be included in this one

@eddog6666

3 ай бұрын

Geminitay's trap lower xisumavoid's hearts to four hearts that means it took away six hearts but due to xisumavoid having nearly full saturation it instantly healed four hearts giving the illusion of only two hearts when it was actually six.

@TheHermitcraftRecap

3 ай бұрын

That was in Day1 recap. ~Sloy

@AmSleepyJay

3 ай бұрын

Feels like Etho keeps getting left out of things

I would unironically watch 10 straight hours of Zloy nature documentary. The hermits should let him on the server just so he can lurk around in the background and narrate their day to day activities

hermits be like we're no longer allowed to kill boss on episode 1 so we should make up for lost time by killing the ender dragon, wither, and warden on episode 2

@benrex7775

3 ай бұрын

Doc didn't kill any boss. He didn't even make a pet out of any of them yet.

@coltoncorrington7969

3 ай бұрын

@@benrex7775 your right seems more like an episode 5 thing for doc, he need those first four to build the perimeter 2.0 first

Iskall's decreasing the property value lol

Doc didn’t kill the dragon; he didn’t have to, because Cub already had. So Doc was able to get his elytra and shulkers right away.

@yoko3182

3 ай бұрын

He respawned it.

@iloveowls90

3 ай бұрын

You apparently didn’t watch cubs video

@ritasonka330

3 ай бұрын

I'm really disappointed that Elytras are still totally fair game apparently. I was really hoping the prize had something to do with a ticket around a no-fly zone or some such.

@SamBorgman

3 ай бұрын

@@ritasonka330 I think it would be really good for Hermitcraft if elytra was only allowed for big builds and long distance travel. Then everyone would use horses around spawn, until spawn was built up and everyone moved further for their mega builds. It's been really fun these first episodes when everyone is using horses and running into each other, going places together on horses and camels and donkeys. It's just fun!

joel's hill and sleeping with the fishes had me laughing so hard i woke up my cat. brilliant

This week, on hermitcraft...

@oklol7799

3 ай бұрын

Yeah they better bring this back! It’s a requirement

@theonebman7581

3 ай бұрын

They brought back the s7 recap background music and almost brought back titles It's only fair

Skizz Le Man is absolutely perfect. Goes well with his blue French rocks. 😂

@VaryaEQ

3 ай бұрын

Lapis 🇫🇷Lazuli🇫🇷

@Chronostra

3 ай бұрын

​@@VaryaEQhon hon hon hon

19:51 i love that the auto generated captions say "Skittle Man"

Wow, _everyone_ is using the *Fresh Animations* resource pack. Great call-it adds so much personality to the game.

Most people want to leave their mark on the server they play on. Iskall prefers to leave a scar.

I love how everyone is peacefully trying to build a community while Cubfan already made it to the endgame

"top dog", how does Zloy keep coming up with these bangers Edit: nvm, got to the fart-blast bit, I recind my previous admiration

It's worth knowing that the error Mumbo made in the last season's Slime farm was that the y-value of the farm was slightly to high for slimes to spawn in a swamp, but it was otherwise perfectly good.

Bdubs' editing was dope.

16:45 “Piscine Mafiosos” DYING 😂 🐠 🐟 🎣

Pro tip: Start the video on your phone KZread and then watch it in picture-in-picture while playing Minecraft on mobile.

So, if Pixel or the other Recappers were ever to join HC, would that make this the official HC recap?

@maximleijh7239

3 ай бұрын

Probably yes

@WackoMcGoose

3 ай бұрын

I think they discussed that during the Season 10 Day 1 video last week. Pix _was_ "part of Hermitcraft" briefly during the Empires Crossover, doing a recap _of_ Hermitcraft _on_ Hermitcraft, but they maintain that the show is very much unofficial and not directly affiliated with the Hermits themselves. (...besides, that would inflict "This week on Hermitcraft... ME!" jokes on everyone for the entire rest of forever, a terrible fate we'd all like to avoid)

@Pixlriffs

3 ай бұрын

None of us have any intent to join Hermitcraft, but either way, the recap is never going to be considered official. That would make it a “product” of Hermitcraft - and they don’t do business as a group or a brand, only as individuals. Hermitcraft doesn’t have a budget, or pay out salaries. Even stuff like the TCG was largely organised by VintageBeef and the revenue split was presumably agreed upon between all the Hermits individually. The Recap has been an independent project for years and will remain that way :)

@reverance_pavane

3 ай бұрын

Being officially unofficial is a lot more fun I suspect.

22:48 How could you overlook the return of the man in the chicken costume?

It's been a while since my last Hermitcraft! Glad to see its still going after all these years.

the timing of this video is perfect, I just finished mumbo's video

Hi, Pixilriffs, ZloyXP and Lyarra. Thank you for putting these together. Although I would like to watch all of the vods, this is a much needed service. Keep up the awesome work. And, take care. \o

“Joel’s Hill” no. Don’t do this to me

When you think about it, ijevin and tango *mumbo spoilers ep 3* spearheaded the idea of mumbo's way to get into his base.

many hermits: im gonna take the early game slow. Really enjoy it. do some fishing. ride some horse maybe. cub: hold my beer

Thank you. Had a chuckle with the jokes😂. I actually tried to watch most of the hermit's original full vidoes this week, for Mumbo, Xisuma, Iskall and Grian. And I must say I am impressed😮 by how you can compress it! Edit: typo fix from Grain🥖🍞 to Grian

@HasnaynKamran-hl5vz

3 ай бұрын

"Grain" are you scars alt account?

@VaryaEQ

3 ай бұрын

Who's this Grain character?

Gem would've had that water clutch if that flower wasn't there tho, taking up that space where the water source would've gone.

@M00N3CL1SPE

3 ай бұрын

I'm like 99% sure it just places the water on poppy and replaces it.

@peter_kitsune

3 ай бұрын

​@@M00N3CL1SPEit doesn't at least without mods. If it was grass it would, but not flowers

Crazy how Mumbo definitely correctly worked out what happened to him.

with all the deaths this will be an interesting recap

did... did joe say "oh hey, horse." to a cow?

Dude. This is First Week is already chaotic and a lot things happen. This why I love hermitcraft

In doc's second video you can see the storage, he's indeed way past the 10k pistons, in that episode he was actually already quite close to double that. With the machine still active... At the start of the episode he was for; Pistons & level 3 Rockets - above 17k Iron, cobble & bottles - above 14k Slimeblock, glowstone, sugar and spider eyes - above 7k And at the end he had enough shulker shells for close to 10k shulkerboxes (and also enough planks for the chests that are needed for those boxes) at this rate he has all those things at over 100k stock before the end of the month. Too large numbers to push into the "economy" because it would crash it instantly.. Similar to S9 and his excessive numbers of diamond blocks. Given his plans for this season and calling his S9 perimiter "an experiment/test perimiter" for this season should mean he should also have a double chest filled with shulkerboxes (that are filled with diamond ore blocks) Now i'm curious how many that is... ehm (64*27)*54=93.312 blocks Should be achievable :P

@wikiuser92

3 ай бұрын

*That* hole was a test? Good frick, I had heard rumors of Doc planning for an even bigger perimeter, so it appears it's true. I'm scared of this man...

bdubs trading a diamond sword for a saddle is the most bdubs thing ever

Ah yeah, here we go again. Excited for the new season

I'm certain that the prize for winning demise is a server job role, not a physical in-game item. My intellect suggests that it may well be the role of "Taskmaster", given that Grian seems to be revisiting a lot of older ideas, and would make sense after Secret Life, and would go in-hand with Hermit Challenges and The Dare Stick server games of previous seasons. I think the prize for winning Demise is going to be the power to set challenges for other Hermits.

I laughed so hard for "joel's hill". Good one!

20:31 Joel's HIll 🤣🤣🤣 I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣

I think ren calling himself the ministry of ministers pretty much means a prime Minister

I was not expecting the David Attenborough commentaries. 😂 I need more!

That Kevin MacLeod song for the bit with Doc, Beef, and Skizz was just so perfect. xD

Poor Welsknight, with the power, or lack thereof

I appreciate you guys acknowledging Cleo's she/them pronouns! I don't see many people knowing about them not going by just she/her and it's lovely to see

@Pixlriffs

3 ай бұрын

In an ideal world we'd use a mix of she/they, but we've taken to just using 'they' in the scripts because a lot of the Hermits in the clips we choose use 'she', so hopefully there's a good balance :)

I really think Season 10 may wind up becoming the best season since Season 7. Just based on how nice looking the seed landscape is and how close everyone is building.

thank goodness for this, I only watch really one or two of the hermits so I’m grateful for this!

Why does the background music in this recap go so hard!

“Piscine mafiosos” may be an entirely new phrase lol

Skizz is so unhinged but so wholesome at the same time, how does he do it?!

"piscene mafiosos" was not a phrase I thought I would ever hear in a hermitcraft recap.

Since Pixlriffs recorded his audio for this episode, it should be noted that Grian has caught over 5,000 fish and counting (as well as fished up 2000 other items)

Skizz Le Man... Joel's hill... I love the recap

writing is way too good like insanely good

Okay so next time you flying machine someone to space, put a solid block over their head lol.

a possible reason Gam failed the clutch is due to the poppy, and not just timing

Can I just say that I've missed you guys and your witty commentary? Even the parts I already knew about I'm getting a chuckle from how you phrase it. Thank you for the years of community here.

"Barron of hell" I see what you did there.

@JacksonOwex

3 ай бұрын

Baron*

23:34 yes joe that is definitely a "horse" lol

the video is awesome and everything but can we appreciate how the different channels for Pix Zloy and Lyarrah pop up when Pix brings them up stuff like that is just peak effort for something people probably would never notice love the vids guys i will always love the vids

I didn’t expect to hear my name when I watched this video! Great recap!

ren is a project manager everywhere he goes

Grien said alone the lines of "even if i tells the prize it's not gonna make sense because it's something new we are adding". Edit: It wasn't the exact words but it was something like that.

I feel you guys should do a COMPLETE recap over the past season/s. I would totally binge it!

Imagiene if that poppy wasn't there and gem just casually clipped out of the grapple

"Ground control to Major Munbo" 😂

it's good to be back with these, keep up the great episodes!

I love the returning gag of microwaving Joe

lmaooo this is too funny, amazing writing!!

I always look forward to these videos! This world seed is stunningly beautiful.

It's been a while since I've been on hermitcraft-tube. it's nice to be back and feel the same amount of joy I've always felt watching the recaps. Thanks zloy, lyarrah, and pixelriffs!

lol Sloy going through with the Jevin hypercam.

No-one Gonna talk about Skizz le man? Sounds French. Could it be a reference to French lapis lazuli?

13:34 But certainly more baffling. He thinks the cobwebs were Etho.

the sad part with mumbo's death is that they could have just used an autoclicker while looking at a bed to keep it daytime and thus keep phantoms from spawning until he logged in

you guys outdid yourselves for this one, there were so many clever moments that made me smile

Cool to see Cub use the same iron farm I did in my world a few months ago, Voltrox has a great design

Loving this season. Thanks for your hard work.

16:17 that line is so good, well played 😂

The fact that Grian is at roughly 7000 fishing rods used now and still no mending book

pix, i’ve been listening to the spawn chunks for a couple of hours while working on my own world, then i go to youtube after i logged off and this is ofc the first video i clicked on… i’m beginning to think that your voice will forever be ingrained into my head.

Making Beef do the maps is just pure evil, did he not do enough maps last season, Ren!?!?

It may still be very early but this is already one of my favorite seasons and if it keeps it up this may become my favorite outright.

These are so well written, I love it! ❤️

I think the prize will be the first shop in the shopping district! Or, this season will be a series of minigames, and whoever wins one gets to build a shop. Think about it: in Mumbo's third episode, he rebuilds and destroys his slime farm multiple times while not being on the alive team anymore. Why would he do that? Does he think it's no longer usefull as he doesn't get the chance to win Demise anymore, and thus cannot sell the slime balls? He clearly doesn't need a lot of them for his own use, he can't sell them, so what is the use of the farm if it's not going to be used and only be in the way?

I feel so sorry Beef 😂 he just wanted to have a gangsta life i guess he has to go back to his maps now

this is my first time watching the recap and it’s hilarious i absolutely love it

"time-to-horse record of six seconds" hahahahahah

You could call it Joel's knoll