Paintings are usually done in a way to someone in the best light. This is the best that the painters could do. I can only imagine what the reality is.

@MrBank325

Жыл бұрын

Great Point.

@andrina118

Жыл бұрын

Medieval Photoshop

@rodrickheffleyappreciator

Жыл бұрын

Imagine how bad they must’ve actually looked, considering they don’t look that good in the painting

@Vladlen1870

Жыл бұрын

The irony is that these inbred mutants thought they were superior to everyone else, when they were all fucking their own sisters.

@rodrickheffleyappreciator

Жыл бұрын

@@Vladlen1870 funny how some weren’t even able to fucking walk until they were like 8

A face only a -sister- mother can love

@lorichaudhry7290

Жыл бұрын

😂

@travisdiveley1652

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@shaaway7847

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

LMMFAO, ouch! You neglected to include 1st & 2nd cousins, aunts, uncles.. heck, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a diary stashed away somewhere detailing somebody's ancestor having some tawdry love affair with a family pet or the livestock.

@moffjerjerrod1579

Жыл бұрын

Oh dear jesus 😂😂😂😂😂

Charles drooled, couldn't chew food, couldn't procreate & the portraits are always flattering, you know he looked worse😩

@Komodokhan148

Жыл бұрын

He looked pretty hideous in those portraits. So just imagine how hideous he would have looked in person

@RR_theproahole

Жыл бұрын

I've heard his face was covered with black spots

@gonzalomcampos

Жыл бұрын

and he still managed to be a better king than most of the other kings of Spain!!

@Eduardo_Espinoza

10 ай бұрын

He kinda looked like a nerd

@BleachMr873

9 ай бұрын

Just like me

This is what happens when your family tree is a wreath.

@jet1life2live

Ай бұрын

😅

Imagine balling so hard they named a genetic deformity off your bloodline

@akiraasmr3002

Жыл бұрын

"you know I balled, chemo "

@Love-rt6kz

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@meditationzoner1225

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 just fucken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@YouTubefreak92p

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@fairchild1737

Жыл бұрын

Mark Zuckerberg is a Hapsburg. He also told his employees not to get vaccinated!

Charles II basically said on his death bed that he was happy to die because he'd be free of pain and anguish

@zappababe8577

Жыл бұрын

Yes, all this hate aimed at a young man who suffered from many afflictions and none of it was his own fault. He couldn't exactly chose his parents or how they had chosen to interbreed before he was born.

@zenzen7136

Жыл бұрын

Queen Elizabeth married her cousin. Look at prince Charles with those big ears.

@lindaross4331

Жыл бұрын

@@zenzen7136 Prince Philip wasn't the Queen's cousin. You want to make a point about the RF, Look at Meghan Markle's grandmother, mother of Doria. She was the product of a half brother and sister.

@flash2tz

Жыл бұрын

@@lindaross4331 you need to do your research better. Phillip and Elizabeth shared an ancestor.

@wvu05

Жыл бұрын

​@@zenzen7136 I think they were third cousins. At that level, there is far less of a chance for severe deformities.

I can understand keeping wealth together, but they really should have sneaked the stable boy or footman into the queen's chamber from time to time.

@ecstasy655

2 ай бұрын

Do you hear 🤣🤣 and we only seeing the paintings lawd I would’ve been paying for kids🤣🤭

@vulturewaterbug

Ай бұрын

That's what the Mennonites do.

@kheventplanner

Ай бұрын

They probably did now and then. Who knows how many of them are actually blood related lol

@andrewcooper-barnes6165

Ай бұрын

I expect they did

Keeping their bloodline purely royal and you get “heeey youuu guuuuys!” 😂

@TwoOnTheTar

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@javonjohnson5338

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

@teechan7608

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my gosh😂😂😂

@thatsher2059

Жыл бұрын

IM SCREAMIN 😄😆😂🤣😭😭😭

Trying to conserve themselves they became extinct.

@DarDarBinks1986

Жыл бұрын

And that mentality of keeping the Habsburg bloodline pure caused the War of the Spanish Succession in the end.

@wnalikka

Жыл бұрын

The irony of it.

@h7283

Жыл бұрын

Mother Nature knows best 🤔

@underfellgirlsans2243

Жыл бұрын

@@h7283 Yes!

@robertosanchez4117

Жыл бұрын

Its all about keeping the money in the family

It's not a good sign if your family tree has no branches.

@lavinamontoya8164

Жыл бұрын

Strange enough, there are people that really like straight up and dawn (family) trees

@ayanamiry0

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@abeliever7301

7 ай бұрын

Coconut 🥥 tree don't have branches

@MusicismoreImportant

6 ай бұрын

Yup important to explore and understand others

@sumairasolos

6 ай бұрын

my family tree is a family bush

Sad also is the end of his first wife, Marie Louise. Unable to conceive a child with Charles II, she fell into depression and became overweight and died of possibly a heart attack. Despite the king’s hideous appearance, her last words to him were of love.

@lavinamontoya8164

Жыл бұрын

That was awful, but worst is that she most probably didn't even know that it wasn't her fault that she couldn't conceive.

@destinyclark4133

11 ай бұрын

His second wife Marie d’Orleans also had nothing but sweet words for him on her deathbed. He must have been a truly kind soul if both his wives were able to look past his appearance and have loving relationships with him.

@Tebagaltaccount

9 ай бұрын

​@@destinyclark4133he also apparently said something along the lines of "my suffering is over" as his last words,

@_inveterate

2 ай бұрын

It’s in the books so it must be true 🙈

I feel bad for the women. Anna of Austria, Queen of Spain and Portugal, married her own uncle, Philip II (Mary I's husband) because Philip was so desperate to have an heir and there was "no one else suitable". In the entire world, his NIECE was the most suitable??!!!!! Marrying your own niece!!! Sickening!! I believe half these women were forced to marry. EDIT: Just found out that Maria of Austria, Philip II's sister and Anna's mother ACTUALLY promised Philip to marry her daughters with him. Habsburgs were SICK!!!!! How could a mother do this to her OWN CHILD???? And Maximilian too like you're gonna sit on your fat ass and allow your daughter to marry your brother in law-- WTF?!!?!!!

@midnight_rose2337

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately for poor Anna and the other women who had to make these marriages (like Margaret Theresa, Charles II’s sister who married their uncle Leopold, who *insisted* that his teenage bride refer to him as “uncle”) it was all about the power. So long as the grooms were important rulers, it didn’t matter that they were the brothers of their wives’ mother.

@Mamaluigi13

Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that if this is how you react you will not like the rest of European history

@andressigalat602

Жыл бұрын

Half? All royal marriages were arranged back then. And they were not as much "forced", as raised since childhood to see this as their duty.

@timh36

Жыл бұрын

@@Mamaluigi13 indeed

@bvillafuerte765

Жыл бұрын

@reverseflashes Remember that it was the monarchy of the 14th century.

What happens when you turn the family tree into a family bush

@kamakazisutra

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@jbailey1435

Жыл бұрын

I always thought it was more like turning the family tree into a telephone poll

@kevinturner5857

Жыл бұрын

u get a HRH Royal Tree-Bush

@sv6775

Жыл бұрын

🤭 🙏🏾

@queenafurika1487

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

And they say this is royal? I'm happy to be a commoner!!!

@uan9166

Жыл бұрын

Commoners also married their cousins, if generations of your family lived in the same village

@melaniem.3804

Жыл бұрын

​@@uan9166 Why tf did ppl back then do this smh

@uan9166

Жыл бұрын

@@melaniem.3804 It was inevitable in small towns and villages

@Kain1805

Жыл бұрын

​@@melaniem.3804 No choice if you wanted to have a future for your family

@Pink_pr1ncess

Жыл бұрын

@@uan9166 yeah but royals still do it to “purify” royal blood. Commoners were forced to do it out of poverty and desperation. But go ahead and worship the royals like everyone else does 🤡

I honestly feel so bad for charles. He didn't choose this shit of inbreeding, and the fact that he suffered yet wasn't even loved breaks my heart

No wonder these people did so much crazy stuff, they literally were crazy!

@AverageAlien

Жыл бұрын

what crazy stuff did they do exactly

@AverageAlien

Жыл бұрын

@Michelle literally no such thing ever happened

@codieomeallain6635

Жыл бұрын

@Michelle-bm5pg An increase in the monetary supply will literally always cause inflation because inflation 𝘪𝘴 an increase in the monetary supply. Value is based on scarcity, when supply increases scarcity decreases causing value to go down and therefore prices to skyrocket as the market adjusts. I promise you that if the His Majesty the King of Spain had been some unholy cross between Milton Friedman, Hjalmar Schacht, and Noam Chomsky there still would have been inflation. And I wouldn’t say commoners were treated all that poorly by and large. They certainly had a certain security in their lives that we will never have. I want an argument that conquest is inherently wrong or that Europe acted too harshly that doesn’t presuppose some sort of absurd right to self-government or straight up lie about events before I even respond to the colonisation point.

It had nothing to do with "keeping the blood pure", but rather it was meant to consolidate inheritances. The Habsburgs would use younger sons to marry into other noble families, to eventually inherit their holdings, whereas Habsburg daughters were married back to Habsburg heirs. It really started working out for them when the Duke of Burgundy and quasi-king Charles the Bold died with only a daughter to succeed him, who married Maximilian of Habsburg. That was one of the most significant dynastic marriages in the History of Europe.

@wnalikka

Жыл бұрын

Thanks ! I wish many people in the comments would see this. The same reason they hate Prince Harry of UK, and the inheritance rules were recently changed because the eldest son Prince Albert has is black of a togolese mother.

@princevesperal

Жыл бұрын

@@wnalikka Indeed, the prince of Monaco has a natural son from a Black woman, and there is also a Black woman who married into the princely family of Liechtenstein; the Windsor themselves have distant Black ancestry through an Italian branch of their family tree.

@peterbilt-bo1vy

Жыл бұрын

@@wnalikka Whose eldest son? If you are referring to the children of QEll and Prince Philip their boys are Charles, Andrew and Edward.

@peterbilt-bo1vy

Жыл бұрын

I simply must inquire, how can you know all that and yet not know the correct spelling of their name?

@wnalikka

Жыл бұрын

@@peterbilt-bo1vy Prince Albert of Monaco

The genealogy of Jay Leno might be interesting.

@faridbenali4828

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@itzspartan5524

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought about this😂

@thesamuraix881

Жыл бұрын

How

@beverlybalius9303

Жыл бұрын

He looks like a Hapsburg,,. Lol

@amygenaille7863

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they are Hapsburg!!!! Lolz

It was an insult when people said your handsome like a prince

I told my sister that she's a better lay than mum. She said "Dad says that too!"

@mr.melontoyou

Жыл бұрын

You should either be on stage or in jail

@billieford9683

Жыл бұрын

Gross

@johnfairchild3421

Жыл бұрын

I told you not to do that

@Rob-157

Жыл бұрын

My sister said I’m bigger than all my friends

@veeveedenka3538

Жыл бұрын

I hope this is dark humor

The reason for their inbreeding was to concentrate power and reduce risks of rivals claiming power - not to “keep the bloodline pure”; whatever that means.

@sherileorna8450

Жыл бұрын

Also to keep all the greedy WEALTH AND RESOURCES in one inbred family stupid🤮

@imhoteptheunsullied3000

Жыл бұрын

Are you by any chance from Alabama sire?

@peterbilt-bo1vy

Жыл бұрын

Royals believe they are actually ordained by God to rule over the rest of us. They believe they are truly special and better than the rest of us because God created them to be above everyone else. They are called "Blue Bloods." People whose ancestors came to America on the Mayflower ( a ship from Europe, circa 1620) and landed at Plymouth Rock refer to themselves as Blue Bloods. I guess some of them must have been related to royalty, somehow. Anyway, they think they are better than everyone else because their ancestors came over on the Mayflower. Most of them settled in the New England states and became what are referred to as Yankees.

@lemonpie227

10 ай бұрын

Keeping the bloodline pure means keeping the power in the family.. that's what it means..

@dennetlane2870

10 ай бұрын

That's what keeping the bloodline pure means! 😂 keeping the power and wealth in the family. It's just a quick way of saying it 🤦🏻‍♀️ Are your parents siblings by any chance?

I would love to know what Charles II actually looked like. You know they gave those paintings a glow up 😂

@AvalonDreamz

Жыл бұрын

Had to be bad. I mean, he drooled and slobbered while he ate and spoke. None of it his own fault, but good Lord I couldn't imagine being a woman in that family, to be forced into that kind of marriage. (shivers)

@seferino

Жыл бұрын

probably very hideous. 🤢🤢🤢

@castleanthrax1833

Жыл бұрын

​@@seferino There's no degrees of hideous. I've never heard of someone being "a little bit hideous".

@seferino

Жыл бұрын

@@castleanthrax1833 just look at the mirror.

@castleanthrax1833

Жыл бұрын

@@seferino I think you mean, look IN the mirror. Smh.

And people of reddit are still arguing what's wrong with marrying your sibling or parent 💀💀

Medieval Europe exists **Sweet home Alabama intensifies**

@M87lol

Ай бұрын

Sweet home medieval spain

The Egyptian pharonic dynasties also abused this notion of genetic superiority. King Tut was not a speed walker,he had a slighty deformed spine/hip issue. The Ptolemy line of Egyptian royalty also had a few problems in their family tree.

@Pink_pr1ncess

Жыл бұрын

Cleopatra was supposedly ugly too and smelled like goats. Nefertiti was “the most beautiful queen of Egypt” but I’m sure she was inbred too

@starventure

Жыл бұрын

It is alleged by some genealogists that we are all descended from the Ptolemies.

@ahmadahmed214

Жыл бұрын

Ptolemy was a Greek just like Alexander.

@tr7b410

Жыл бұрын

@@ahmadahmed214 I know.

@MRoachthe1

Жыл бұрын

They theorized that he also had gynocomastia (enlarged breasts) and Marfan syndrome but these were ruled out in a study. With Zahi Haw-ASS involved in the study, I wouldn’t “trust the science”.

About half of Habsburg castle where the family originates still exists in Switzerland located in a village with the same name Habsburg. Fun fact 1: There is a good restaurant in the castle that serves not hamburgers but habsburgers. Fun fact 2: a tunnel of highway number one from Zürich to Bern runs right underneath the castle.

@zenzen7136

Жыл бұрын

They still don't inbreed do they?

@panzerlieb

Жыл бұрын

@@zenzen7136 not that we know of😂😂😂

@fairchild1737

Жыл бұрын

Mark Zuckerberg is a Hapsburg. He also told his employees not to get vaccinated!

@frjcde9392

Жыл бұрын

@@panzerlieb Old European families very much do still practice incest and marry for wealth/land/power.

@tsopmocful1958

Жыл бұрын

Only four surnames.

Hapsburgs: We have the longest, and purest bloodlines. Egyptian Pharaohs: Hold my beer.

Charles II of Spain also spoke with a lisp and that is why most Spaniards also spoke with a lisp as it was considered polite and proper to speak just as the King. That has carried on for centuries and is a distinct characteristic of Spanish as spoken by Spaniards today.

@avenasucia3413

Жыл бұрын

Is this true ? I heard they only used the lisp to differentiate the z and c between the s

@tempieroberts4712

Жыл бұрын

That style of Spanish is called Castillian. That's what one of my Spanish teachers said and she was Mexican.

@serchdietrich

Жыл бұрын

Who told you that nonsense? I'm Spanish and we pronounce the S like an English speaker does. We "lisp" the sound Z, and C only with the vowels E and I. And in any case we lisp those sounds the same as English speakers lisp when pronouncing TH as in "thing".

@serchdietrich

Жыл бұрын

​@Michelle no.

@PS41263

Жыл бұрын

@@serchdietrich... Lisping is not normal and is a form of speech impediment. It became part of the castillan Spanish dialect because of Charles II due to his lisp. Normal English is not spoken with a lisp.

So this is why Farquuad looks that way in Shrek, especially with his stunted height and design inspiration from Richard III. He's the result of years of royal intermarriage and incest. God, if true, that's a new Shrek dirty innuendo to go in my list.

@meditationzoner1225

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@scottcantdance804

Жыл бұрын

Compare Mark Zuckerberg to these paintings. He has the Habsburg jaw because of his background. He's not a Habsburg, but his people practiced inbreeding for a very long time.

@baynebogdanov939

Жыл бұрын

Shrek is just an example of modern Double Standards. Movie is about not being cruel to something different or of another color, yet make fun of someone for being short or fat

@fairchild1737

Жыл бұрын

I heard he is.. Mark Zuckerberg is a Hapsburg. He also told his employees not to get vaccinated!

@RuthEdelstein

Жыл бұрын

wasn't he based on michael eisner?

After ten years of this they couldn’t figure out something wasn’t right screwing your brother?

@kennethcrane9848

Жыл бұрын

"hurry up daddy, yer crushin' my cigarettes..."

@shesaknitter

Жыл бұрын

It was more like generations (maybe a couple of centuries-worth) of uncles reproducing with their nieces. I have never been able to figure out why the Hapsburgs, unlike other royal houses across Europe, could not figure out why what they were doing was so bad. All of the royals across Europe are inbred, but most of them are not as inbred as the Hapsburgs, whose inbreeding brought down their whole dynasty in the end. They called poor Charles II "El Hechizado" meaning "The Bewitched." And with good reason. What a mess he was. Could not even walk until he was 8 years old.

@castleanthrax1833

Жыл бұрын

Hemophilia is also one of the common ailments of the royals too.

@luga718

Жыл бұрын

​@@castleanthrax1833Thank you to the queen Victoria.

@castleanthrax1833

Жыл бұрын

@@luga718 It was in the Royal blood long before Vicky came along.

Charles II had a very successful reign, putting the finances in order , passing laws protecting indigenous people. , was responsible of one of the biggest deflation in history.

Habsburgs were originally from Switzerland, but gained power in modern day Austria. Spain comes in centuries later

Imagine what these people truly actually looked like 🥴🤢😷

@fairchild1737

Жыл бұрын

Mark Zuckerberg is a Hapsburg. He also told his employees not to get vaccinated!

@hiimleila9191

Жыл бұрын

Like pugs

@TheKing-vb2bw

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, if they painted them this “good” looking, they were horrendous in reality.

@lavinamontoya8164

Жыл бұрын

Better trying to imagine their looks than trying to imagine their life long constant physical chronic pains and aches due to their deformities and equally life long mental stress and emotional sufferings caused by those deformities and the inevitable (and in many cases severe) physical and/or mental handicaps those deformities caused. So, from my point of view, their looks were the slightest of their problems. They were inbred but they were also humans like all of us with feelings and emotions of their own and very capable of discerning the repugnance and horror the people surrounding them felt and could hardly hide if they ever did, when they saw them the first many times until they got used to them. Can any of you imagine what he must have felt the moment his bride run away screaming in horror when she saw him, her husband to be? That my friends must have hurt like like a bucket of sulfuric acid on his junks. Edit: typos

@eckoart.erin.jerome

2 ай бұрын

Where's your pic???

I actually have exactly that type of too big jaw deformation and it has me questioning

@ShitFuckPiss

Жыл бұрын

I know youre probably not serious but just in case. Having a slightly bigger jaw bone than an average person isnt caused by inbreeding.

@Ckoz2829

Жыл бұрын

Maybe you’ve got royal blood.

@cyan1616

Жыл бұрын

I have a friend whis family has the same jaw too. It is a genetic thing, but none of them married their own family members.

@ferociousgumby

Жыл бұрын

Jay Leno

@j.whiteoak6408

Жыл бұрын

@Dave Henery 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

"There is a reason Nobility developed weak chins"

I’ve always wondered where American Dad got his chin from

My Grandmother would often refer to some families on Long Island, in NY, as the "long-jaws". Hmmm...

@ImmortalDee

Жыл бұрын

Your gmom is hilarious!🤣😂🤣😂

@seachelle7222

Жыл бұрын

This is too funny 😁

@juliethompson340

Жыл бұрын

Another term used for this condition was "Lantern Jaw"

@victoryfaction

Жыл бұрын

Ahh, the Long Island lockjaw!

Not only the Habsburgs , some other royal families did it too.

@castleanthrax1833

Жыл бұрын

All royal families did. The Royal families of all nations swapped their children into marriage.

@princevesperal

Жыл бұрын

All of them, in fact! There's a fun double-marriage that took place between France and Spain: the royal families met on Faisant Island on the border, and swapped princesses, each king marrying the sister of the other. Of course, one generation later, the children from these two unions ("double-cousins", if you will) would themselves be married to each other.

@14Aymara

Жыл бұрын

@@princevesperal - Oh yes, I knew the story. Crazy, isn't it ?

@princevesperal

Жыл бұрын

@@14Aymara I think a marriage between "double-cousins" is genetically the same as a marriage between uncle and niece, in terms of inbreeding. Notwithstanding their other common ancestors from previous dynastic marriages, they theoretically shared 25% of their genes.

@14Aymara

Жыл бұрын

@@princevesperal - Yes, you're right. Awful results.

I see many of their relations whilst walking around York on a regular basis!! 🤣😂😄😀

And yet they knew how to breed horses and dogs, but couldn't transfer that empiric knowledge of genetics to themselves

We call him in Spain, el hechizado which means the bewitched

@lavinamontoya8164

Жыл бұрын

Yes, "el hechizado" sounds much more diplomatic than "el consanguineo" or "el endogámico" ("the inbred") 😁

@ViolettaD1485

4 ай бұрын

The hexed?

🤣🤣🤣 "Let's Get It On" with harpsichord accompanied by flute. You're keeping it classy, MM. 🤣🤣🤣

@roderickstockdale1678

Жыл бұрын

I just caught that lol!

@Demerarachica

Жыл бұрын

Was just scrolling to see whether anyone had commented exactly this.

He couldn't chew his food, he had to be on a liquid diet.

The first few kings of Spain: Vigilant and commanding By King Charles’ time: “BABY RUUUUTH!”

This song playing is Lets Get it On... 🤣🤣

@annalisamandell3581

Жыл бұрын

No, “We Are Family.” 🎶

@Ell2DaQuinn

Жыл бұрын

I peeped that

@kevinturner5857

Жыл бұрын

swing brother swing 🤣

@queenafurika1487

Жыл бұрын

Sweet home Alabama

@alucardultimate34

Жыл бұрын

​@@queenafurika1487 Sweet Incest Alabama

I’m all seriousness, I think Jay Leno has some genetic link to this group, which is where his chin comes from.

@carolabell77

Жыл бұрын

Lantern Jaw

@timmybear4449

Жыл бұрын

They look like Mark Zuckerberg

@teymourbayat8266

Жыл бұрын

It is said that Arnold Schwarzenegger is of Habsburg bloodline.

@victoryfaction

Жыл бұрын

Mandibular prognathism. It can be hereditary, the result of a tumor, the result of injury or just random. Jay Leno famously has it but it hasn't affected his speaking, eating, etc so he never went for surgery to fix it

When you family tree has no branches.

@starventure

Жыл бұрын

When your family tree resembles a diamond…

Trying to keep the nephlim bloodline, it still goes on today

I feel so bad for Charles II he is the embodiment of everything in my life is pain. He was better off dying young but unfortunately he lived to his late 20s early 30s.

@YaoEspirito

Жыл бұрын

Gibberish, dude. Gotta punctuate.

So this is where being called Uncle Grandpa and brother cousin came from 😂😂😂😂

@SB-129

Жыл бұрын

Or my personal favorite "Bruncle"

@WarrenPeace007

Жыл бұрын

I would be seriously worried about your family if I were you

@SB-129

Жыл бұрын

@@WarrenPeace007 When I was in the Navy, we had a guy from east Texas in our division who openly and nonchalantly admitted to having a brother-uncle or _"Bruncle"_ . We called him that as a nickname henceforth.

@johnfairchild3421

Жыл бұрын

Lmmfao. I loved. Brother cousin. Never heard that

@eckoart.erin.jerome

2 ай бұрын

But but but but... EGYPT. Crickets.

Money and power will make people do horrible things.

Certainly, certain sections of society should take note. Keeping it in the family shows why there's a six times higher level of learning difficulty and disabilities in this group of cousin lovers

Mommy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!

@gordonjohnston684

Жыл бұрын

Maybe your mommy meant to say, it’s a strong chin for an inbreeded boy!😂

@thenoobofnoobs

Жыл бұрын

Dude... uncool

@ImmortalDee

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣hilarious

I've heard this is true among the Amish also in breeding and Health issues

@leidersammlung6955

Жыл бұрын

I’ve heard this is true among the English,that they believe everything they are told, and most of them are prescribed medication for their mental problems.

@rosssmith8481

Жыл бұрын

Pakistanis make up 3 % of people in the UK. But produced 30% of all birth defects.

@tad1111

Жыл бұрын

You're right, I live in an area where there are a lot of Amish, and they have what we used to call a lot of mental retardation and birth defects.

@leidersammlung6955

Жыл бұрын

@@tad1111 Absolutely untrue,although it might appear so. The Amish never send their defective kids away to “experts”, or doctors. They raise them alongside the fully formed ones. Where others hide, they walk in the light. They don’t have more genetic defects than the world around them does statistically……but you will see them more.

@zadieb5273

Жыл бұрын

Look up Maple Syrup Urine Disease

He looks like Mark Zuckerberg!!! 😂😂😂

@eckoart.erin.jerome

2 ай бұрын

Meaniwhile you are hiding behind a mask. LOL.

It was not about keeping blood pure but to keep money and power in the family

John Kerry had his Hapsburg Jaw repaired.

You can so tell that Zuckerberg is a Hampsburg!

The Royals: when your family tree doesn't branch! ... "God save the king!"

CLEOPATRA'S FIRST HUSBAND WAS HER BROTHER . COMMON PRACTICE BACK IN THOSE DAYS IN THE MAJORITY OF COUNTRIES!!

I like you getting into shorter pithy content. It's like filler between full episodes

So basically the women look like the men and the men looked pregnant oh and wore more wigs than Rupaul

Not by the hairs on my Hapsburg chinny,chin,chin!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

And yet, people would gladly serve and die in the name of their incestuous royals. It blows my mind

@robinrehlinghaus1944

2 ай бұрын

Politics is complicated

Until a hundred years ago most people were inbred. Any genealogist will tell you this. Towns were small, everyone was related.

@ferociousgumby

Жыл бұрын

The British royal family is VERY inbred, and has been for centuries. All the European royal families are interbred. Queen Victoria and Albert were first cousins, Charles and Diana were cousins, and so were Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip. Keeping the bloodlines pure, don't you know! The result: Prince Andrew and Prince Harry, well below normal intelligence.

@laurabarber6697

Жыл бұрын

What do you think is happening in smaller communities where most of them don't know who their daddy is? Opps! But gotta get that govmnt check. Not good.

@roselee4445

Жыл бұрын

Large family, he's my brother, son and uncle

@susanazinger2525

Жыл бұрын

That's not true .

@lesamontgomery1546

Жыл бұрын

@@laurabarber6697 Would you explain what you meant? Not sure I find the humor.

Egyptians were inbreeding too . King Tut , Cleo Patra .

This must be the reason The Zucc turned himself info a cyborg

"Let us getteth it on"

@jacobjones3916

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆😆

What are we famous for dad? Oh, some good stuff.

@anaximander66

Жыл бұрын

"What good stuff?" "You know STUFF!"

Then Jay Leno must be a Hapsburg.

@jerrymatarese7822

Жыл бұрын

OMG....yes, he sure does look lt....Jay Leno is a Hapsburg all the way....somebody should send him this clip..lol, smh

@joedias7946

Жыл бұрын

I like his car collection. You can look at his jaw if you want. I give a damn.

@upyours5460

Жыл бұрын

Only half Hapsburg. His eyes aren't as empirical. If that is Hapsburg atoll...

Had a fascinating chat about this with one of the guides in the Spanish Gallery in Bishop Auckland! Very worth a visit

Visit a British National Trust stately home and consider the paintings of the ancestors on the wall. Remember that the artist would be trying to flatter the subject. Not exactly ugly, nowhere near the Hapsberg creatures, but these well fed and warmed, stress free leisurely people could all be put in the shade by a lad or a girl from the nearest village I would bet!

Yeah, the real story behind him is way more gruesome than this.

@imrankh68

Жыл бұрын

Like what

@LG-universe

Жыл бұрын

I read somewhere he had one tiny testicle.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't just how ugly he was that scared her.

@susanmccormick6022

Жыл бұрын

Poor guy.

@JF59122

Жыл бұрын

What else?

This is want the targaryens would really look like if they were real. Cheers. LOL!

You had me at oversized tongue 😂🤣

It looks like that people will have anyone as a monarch as long as they have power and money..

"Lives down the road with his mum and sister." "Are they as big as he is?" "Who?" "His mum and sister." "Same person!" 😆

@castleanthrax1833

Жыл бұрын

You should've said "wife, mother and sister". Would've been much funnier.

@RoyalCaymanian

Жыл бұрын

@@castleanthrax1833 Dude, I'm just quoting the scene from Hot Fuzz. Go watch it, you'll shyte your indies watching it.

@castleanthrax1833

Жыл бұрын

@@RoyalCaymanian Gotcha. I will, thanks. ✌️

Yeah it's almost always in the facial features. LOL

Bruh, these are all paintings of Mark Zuckerberg…

Hapsburg sounds more like a German or Austrian name, than Spanish.

@sammyhooligan803

Жыл бұрын

Or just add an "ez" at the end then it kinda sounds Spanish. Hapsburgez ?

@xiupingliu2214

7 ай бұрын

yeah they were.

Charles II didn't need a Dinner plate , just pop it on his chin

'Incest is best because it's all relative." - Habsburg family motto.

Maybe the brains were also desintegrated...

Title: "What 16 generations of medieval inbreeding looks like" *Talks about a royal family from the Renessaince period* Are you even trying dude?

@Ckoz2829

Жыл бұрын

Well, he still showed us what 16 generations of inbreeding looks like. I doubt the time period makes a difference.

@fern7306

Жыл бұрын

Renaissance period is the transition between middle ages/medieval to early modern 🤷🏻‍♂️ Are YOU even trying ❓ And yes, the last of the Habsburgs were in the early modern period

@gypsylee333

Жыл бұрын

@@fern7306 still not medieval though and you're just being dumb.

@fern7306

Жыл бұрын

@@gypsylee333 in 1273 (definitely medieval) Rudolph I of Germany Began the Habsburg dynasty. Got that dummy ❓

@coypandora0795

9 ай бұрын

They were inbreeding for 16 generations before that

And because of those defects, the current Spanish from Spain is spoken with a sort of "lisp" when it comes to "s" sounds.

A face only a mother/sister/aunt/cousin could love😂

Looks like Mark Zuckerberg has that jawline

This is why Brazilian women are so good looking, respect 😘👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@mrmervinjminky1536

Жыл бұрын

@Juan Ocampo Nah, Im not having that mate 🙂👎

@servus2252

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes theyre making me jealous. Never really understood the hype of brasilian/italian/spanish girls

Most people have a family tree. Charles II had a family tumbleweed.

Insert the hunchback of notr dame festival where they thought quasi was whering a mask

What was the average child mortality rate back then under normal circumstances? That comparison would be nice, because I believe it was extremely high accross the board as was the death of the mother during child birth.

That is what you get when you have a group of people that suffer from the lust for keeping power and greed for keeping keeping their position in their lives cursed were the children of their sinful acts and proof that with pride shall come a fall

Poor King Charles II :(

Medieval 'Let's get it on ' playing in the background is just 👌

wow imagine their mental health as well. probably executed ppl for no reasons

Haha look at the Windsor family today lol

You can see a lot of that in quite a few states (Utah, Idaho, Montana, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas, Indiana, South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama, Texas, Georgia). Always wondered, now I know why.

@crashnbl1

Жыл бұрын

You are so full of crap I live in the south and I've never seen anyone that looks like that

@rosssmith8481

Жыл бұрын

And all of the middle east

@lesliebarger8634

Жыл бұрын

Utah be sister wife’s not Inbreeding get your story straight I lived here for 25 years it hasn’t happened in years it’s not a norm anymore to have more than one wife

@servus2252

Жыл бұрын

Ahh of course Alabama No i have no idea. Im just here for the memes

Maybe I am watching too much GoT, but at what point do you say, "Forget this, we are forced to pledge fealty to that? I think, I would rather stage a Coup! Anyone else wish to join me? It will be easy! That mutant can't even speak, how could they command the military to respond to being overthrown? Don't worry, we won't hurt it. We will keep it around as a cautionary tale and entertainment for the children."

Is that " Let's get it on"?😂❤