So, how does someone buy a business like this laundromat with $0 down? I've made a business purchase course to show people how to do these deals, take a look at investmentjoy.com/course and use the code 'expenses' for $40+ off!

@any4003

3 жыл бұрын

Not really $0 when there's some dude charging you to partly tell you how to do it with putting $0 down....lmao kinda defeats that notion

@pechytoloco

3 жыл бұрын

In the course: What you have to do is learn something really well, then sell courses of it on the internet. PROFIT.

@high-cowboygamingstream

3 жыл бұрын

1. You never said how much you paid for this if you own it and to make money you need to gain that back first 2. You haven’t said how much you had to put in the machine to even get peoples attention to play. 3. You haven’t added any of the maintenance cost. The most common parts to go out range from $50-$175 and then if you don’t know how to fix it your paying a repair person too. 4. How much more on your power bill does it add.

@wizzerd229

3 жыл бұрын

Oh oh oh I know this one, you didn't and had help from rich famiy members

@dumbnutz5145

3 жыл бұрын

“Scam machine”

Everybody gangsta until the employees hear “This is the lockpicking lawyer and what I have for you today is a robbery”

@vincenzopisano0912

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is gold

@2ndamendment1776

3 жыл бұрын

Literally laughing because of this comment. Bravo.

@AlchemyOfLife

3 жыл бұрын

🤙🏿☄🚀

@Kilo-sz4ch

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@yushawan

3 жыл бұрын

....pleasantly surprised. Didn't expect to see an LPL joke when I clicked on the comments. Good Job!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

If the house didn't win most of the times, gambling wouldn't exist.

@thumpertron

3 жыл бұрын

I bet you it would.

@jillianangell2570

3 жыл бұрын

There are some states that require the house to pay out 93%

@626fp

3 жыл бұрын

House always wins, whether or not you beat them they beat someone else

@tigey2003

3 жыл бұрын

H

@bent3527

3 жыл бұрын

@@jillianangell2570 theoretically the house goes through 50 mil a month they’re still pulling 42 mil a year.

Did the math for y’all: He said he made 3312 quarters, so that’s $828.

@5g.assassin131

2 жыл бұрын

Here's a cookie🍪

@xdsuliman8562

2 жыл бұрын

He earn almost 24840 dollars monthly

@tecstalinramirez

2 жыл бұрын

@@xdsuliman8562 awesome

@jin_cotl

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps that’s once every 2 weeks

@thanatos3505

2 жыл бұрын

You sir are both a gentleman and a scholar! Thanks you for saving me the trouble of opening my calculator app lol

I think I'd be impressed with the 828ish dollars that he made if we knew how long the "collection period" actually was and what the monthly upkeep requirements are.

@Git_Dat_Motivation

2 жыл бұрын

The only person here asking the important questions

@ConnerZ

2 жыл бұрын

He explains it on his YT channel "Investment Joy"

@tomadamclarke4509

2 жыл бұрын

Because that 828 works out pretty low when all costs considered probably, and man wants to look cool.

@johnprior3746

2 жыл бұрын

I work for a company that collects from these and this machine either hasn't been collected in a year or it's the most profitable pusher EVER

@eliargumedo4728

2 жыл бұрын

The collection period is about 1 year probably

Kids ...let me introduce you to your first try at gambling.

@PaulA-um7cs

3 жыл бұрын

Kids' first try at gambling nowadays are loot boxes in video games.

@hpvrstuff3659

3 жыл бұрын

@@PaulA-um7cs i 100% did not just open a sticker capsule in csgo

@whywhy8575

3 жыл бұрын

@@hpvrstuff3659 😂. Always Cs

@hpvrstuff3659

3 жыл бұрын

@@whywhy8575 i have lost all my life savings (3 bucks) to cs

@matthewelias8269

3 жыл бұрын

I always won i would some how make that quarter into like $5 idk how

This is the game that made me realize I have bad gambling habits as a kid.

@mountainmover.s

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Luffy

@ya.thegoat8795

3 жыл бұрын

🐞🤡

@hellfirethehybrid

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@elmergarcia8724

3 жыл бұрын

@@ya.thegoat8795 k

@jnp1201ify

3 жыл бұрын

i swear i love gambling

Makes a short to tell people how much money a coinpusher makes. Never says how much money a coinpusher makes. Now this is the quality I expect from shorts.

@TimThomason

3 жыл бұрын

3300 Quarters = $850

@lucaherman6227

3 жыл бұрын

@@TimThomason how long is a “collection period”

@maxerlot99

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucaherman6227 last time i watched him he does his collections weekly. Dk now

@Darkest_matter

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucaherman6227 guessing every night

@roy2195

3 жыл бұрын

Can you divide by 4 my man?

the second i figured this out as a child it made me understand the concept of swindling

@janahardman8908

2 жыл бұрын

Put in $75, get .50 cents back altogether!

Finding out most of the quarters are pushed in a hole on the side before a small amount gets pushed down to you is such a revelation.

@LOUDsigh

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. I just said "no fckn way!"

@elijahr0ck730

3 жыл бұрын

The fucking lies

@cyborgLIS

3 жыл бұрын

I had no idea until now. Literally a scam. Good thing I've never played since I was a kid.

@vgnorcross3305

3 жыл бұрын

You damn right..sad thing is, ill still give each one I see in the future all my money, lmao!!!🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@t.o.c9176

3 жыл бұрын

Right?!

What I put in the machine: My life savings What I get: a mickey mouse toy that was probably sold for a dollar

@sanmarino8605

3 жыл бұрын

Lamo

@basura-8040

3 жыл бұрын

Lamo

@Bilal-ge3kh

3 жыл бұрын

Lamo

@thesaltedlamp3444

3 жыл бұрын

Lamo

@Bilal-ge3kh

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephasis6478 You ruined the streak. Delete your comment or face consequences

If these were in airports they would do insane business while waiting 2 hour's to board a flight.

@Mutable_PageOfCups

3 жыл бұрын

Well see if you can put one in an airport, what are you waiting for? They have slot machines in airports, so why not a coin pusher? Make that money

@I1-_Ok_-1I

3 жыл бұрын

They should put a whole fucking arcade inside airports

@hasanhas00n1

2 жыл бұрын

Manchester airport has one

@psychedelicpain420

2 жыл бұрын

Lots of ppl would probably miss their flights, cause they were obsessed playing for 2+ hours haha

@benflint5649

2 жыл бұрын

They’re usually such low value coins that you can’t really make that much from a machine

pro tip: If you're playing one of these, always hold your hand in the slot where the quarters fall down so you can catch them as they fall, because there's also a little slit in the side there where they can fall through if you're extra unlucky. I've also managed to see a few that got jammed there and dug them out with my nails. 👍

@sharon22669

2 жыл бұрын

I love coin pushers but I don't think we have they in NJ. Thank you for the tip!

@joonprint

2 жыл бұрын

@@sharon22669 i agree, even at the boardwalk i've never seen one of these

@Ubdedman

2 жыл бұрын

If they got jammed there wouldn’t you want to leave them there to block the path?

@lairdofpawblins

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ubdedman I didn't have any quarters with me at the time, but I pulled out the stuck ones and used them to win a few more. :3 (This was at a gas station where I used to work. Sometimes quarters would also just randomly fall out when nobody was even touching or near the machine.)

@TF.Jodi21

2 жыл бұрын

@@joonprint They used to have them at Seaside in boardwalk arcades...I haven't been in arcades in few years tho only go for the bars. They were always in the back area, maybe they took them out tho

"I will now grab money and it's very enjoyable" Me: you don't say??

@artvinnd5534

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😅 my envy got triggered 🤖😾

@user-sn3ek4vj2j

3 жыл бұрын

yeah as he misses the one bill . 🤣🤣

@Fozykeno

3 жыл бұрын

Roughly north of $800

@Mjsanura

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422

3 жыл бұрын

Can't take a dime of it with you when you die, so it's really just shallow, transient pleasure.

And if you open the coin counter there is another secret compartment that collects a profit from counting your coins

@CleverBryan1

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahha

@anwarpeace51

2 жыл бұрын

Your awesome

@igniortix

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed very loudly good job

@arnavsadhu

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kudzio2767

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god xD best comment ive read today

I remember at a arcade [ 7 years ago, I was 13] when I put in 3 quarters , and a bunch came down, but then I saw that there were only five in the coin dispenser, so I put in my hand flipped it and folded my fingers to find that their was a small little bucktet on the upper part of the coin dispenser, so I started grabbing the quarters to the point I found a extremely folded bill. At the end , I counted everthing I had, 20 quarters ,a 50 dollar bill and a 2 dollar bill. I did this for almost a year with the 2 machines , I had a lot of money saved, 10s , 20s and 50s , up to 550$ left cause I did use some, I mean like I was a kid lol. They did take the machines away, because of the little secret bucket I found. It was fun while it lasted. I still have the 2 dollar bill tho 👍

@NextGenesis88

2 жыл бұрын

That's so awesome

@NextGenesis88

2 жыл бұрын

But crooked as hell for the owners

@florianj6490

2 жыл бұрын

I guess you've had much smaller hands than Trump 7 years ago! My condolences

@chino_bean9631

2 жыл бұрын

@@florianj6490 lololol

@gnome_inc

2 жыл бұрын

Relevant side story; at my work I was going to give two young girls their change, and I was like "...have you ever seen a $2 bill before?" They were like "yeah we've heard of them" I've already got a few so I gave them the one in the drawer and they lost their minds

He mentions a period but doesn't tell you if it was a day, a week, two weeks, a month or did I miss that?

@2slick4bs

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I thought ! Lol

@suchadamilanata9955

2 жыл бұрын

There’re some idiots suggested, a day. Sure 🤣

@moreno75

2 жыл бұрын

Plus he doesnt specify the amount of profit after considering the “losses” of coins that dispense when people win.

@SMA1mommy

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the periods are about 1 year. But until he himself says exactly what it is who knows. I'm not guessing myself.

A type of slot machine that seems to circumvent gambling laws

@T0YCHEST

3 жыл бұрын

@MrMisterMan makes sense

@shelbywalker9713

3 жыл бұрын

I want a coin pusher

@fly1ngpapaya

3 жыл бұрын

@Craig Jones edgy

@tavspop

3 жыл бұрын

@MrMisterMan Do you mean it's not a good way to make money by playing it or by owning the machine?

@jamesfair9751

3 жыл бұрын

@@tavspop not a good way to make money playing them. Now if you wait you time and visit several machines watching and waiting until they are about to fall off you can potentially make money playing them but it takes a very long time and for every say $4-$5 that drops to win it takes about $10-$15 to get it ready to drop another $4-$5

Who else is stuck in an endless loop of watching KZread shorts for no reason:()?

@cseri3214

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated. Comment when it has more likes, so I can come back lmao. Btw I alwasy do this

@ReneeWright69

3 жыл бұрын

Me.

@kassidyjayne3028

3 жыл бұрын

Me lmaoooo

@faceslap5

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@klaw6909

3 жыл бұрын

@@cseri3214 😂😆🤯

Me: Hey Gramps, u still got them old flat wall clock batteries? I'm about to refund everyone's quarters today

I'm never using these machines again after knowing this

@geoslabs7065

2 жыл бұрын

What did you think the machine was there just for you(the customer) to get free money?

@v-giny5507

2 жыл бұрын

@@geoslabs7065 😂😂😂

@killuminatepeacefulness3948

2 жыл бұрын

@@geoslabs7065 well yeah duhh

@egtrader4949

2 жыл бұрын

Nothings free lmaoo

And the man even put folded bills by the secret opening to get people to put more quarters there....savage.

@732halo

3 жыл бұрын

U drop coins in from the same spot, putting bills by the opening won’t effect where ur quarter goes but ur right about actual bills making people want to use the machine more

@ChickenTeller

3 жыл бұрын

@@732halo Look at the slot you insert quarters into. It can slide back and forth along the top.

@friesthegamer6274

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not secret...

@ismailcostan6939

3 жыл бұрын

@@732halo ccanli ifam

@ehill1536

3 жыл бұрын

Also, lighter objects, placed on top of the coins, will follow the path of least resistance. When forcing the coins against a lip, they tend to spin, pushing off left or right into the "secret" opening. Meanwhile the big prize or a massive stack of coins looks to be teetering on a hairline. Vsauce had a video about stacking objects that can explain the idea; don't remember what it's called. Edit: The Leaning Tower of Lire.

What he doesn't know is, his counting machine ALSO has a hidden bucket. Grophit

@oAntz

3 жыл бұрын

Wow big brain

@martin6485

3 жыл бұрын

mind 🤯

@sagegeorge7770

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's his own counter. Not one of the ones that they have in public.

@Chancemm

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@oumardiop1

3 жыл бұрын

@@sagegeorge7770 no the counting machine is secretly sentient and steals a quarter every time he uses it, and plans to take over

The dude who put in a 10 dollar bill: _Yeah, this is big brain time_

@grantv2313

3 жыл бұрын

This comment must be big brain time since the bills are put there by the owner to entice people to play it. Do you think people are just dropping quarters in to try to win a few more quarters? Lol

@anacontreras9838

3 жыл бұрын

Your pic make me confused about if it was a hair in my cellphone lol, and I was trying to get off on my screen 🤣

@chapa435ify

3 жыл бұрын

@@grantv2313 wouldn't that just mean the owner put the $10 with the intent to entice people, while thinking "big brain time"?

@geoslabs7065

2 жыл бұрын

The owners do that to get idiots to play

@Heather_Morgan

2 жыл бұрын

@@anacontreras9838 Me too! I was just about to leave the same comment! I thought, "Ew, is that a hair on my screen?" My hair is suuuuper long, so it wouldn't have been my hair! 😆

I have never encountered a single one of these machines to give back actual quarters.. always tokens.

@tashacherry1480

2 жыл бұрын

I have one at our mini mart that does

@darkquintet1047

2 жыл бұрын

Depends where you live, real coins may make it an illegal 'gambling' game whereas 'tokens' can be claimed to be 'free plays'

During an earthquake I'm going strait to the arcade

@superslimanoniem4712

3 жыл бұрын

There's probably a anti shake mechanism that blocks the coin out.

@lifeofgaming6112

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. Probably dont have them in California

@weirdboo

3 жыл бұрын

@@superslimanoniem4712 yes, if you shake the machine all of the profits go to the owner and the profit slot locks up.

@yinyang1217

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdboo stonks

@leftnao

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you have to combo with an outage as well as the earthquake :/

I never noticed the little chutes on the side sucking up a profit. I always assumed someone would just clean out some of the quarters from the playing field once a night or something.

@unkledoda420

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@huraqan3761

3 жыл бұрын

Used to think that too. But when you think about it, that wouldn't work. People aren't going to put in quarters if it doesn't look like coins are about to fall.

@pillsburydopeboy3962

3 жыл бұрын

Capitalists be like : socialism sucks libturds

@sevay

3 жыл бұрын

& that was the day he became cynical😔

@Iburn247

3 жыл бұрын

@@pillsburydopeboy3962 congrats on the dumbest comment on KZread...today

I bet bank tellers hate him with all the coins he brings them 😂

@clucknorriz6683

2 жыл бұрын

Bank tellers are all bitches, even the men that work there too.

@tanisthecorruptor209

2 жыл бұрын

I used to work at a bank. We had a client who owned several coin operated games. He brought them in pre counted and separated into bags of $500. We shipped them off to a separate facility where they were poured into a machine that verified the amount and put them in those paper rolls. It was all very simple. However, I did in fact hate this man, but it had nothing to do with the quarters. He was just an asshole.

@bagofgrain

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like he has his own coming counter

@hidog2292

2 жыл бұрын

@@clucknorriz6683 is that a new haven county civil defense logo in rovlox

@michaelmontalvo1976

2 жыл бұрын

@@clucknorriz6683 have some respect

In other words: “I like money!” Haha. But in all honesty, this would be fun to have as a coin collector just to see how many different coins you get. 👀😊

@pechoja

2 жыл бұрын

Really. Likely many valuable coins still in circulation.

@abeltesfaye_

2 жыл бұрын

No one is knowingly going to use their rare coins in an arcade game

Everyone: Stocks, crypto, e-commerce. Him: No I only need a vending machine and quarter pusher game to take me to the moon.

@superlupinibean8623

3 жыл бұрын

No effort cash. That's the real game u wanna win.

@evilparadigm

3 жыл бұрын

You don't have to be rich, just smart.

@Trill4life777

3 жыл бұрын

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@ardaduck735

3 жыл бұрын

you can't compare this with stocks and crypto lol

@epion33

3 жыл бұрын

This a small business not an asset

I got hooked on these machines when I was a kid... lost ten dollar bill after ten dollar bill to it... it’s a slot machine.

@rinkokonoe8644

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you put 10 dollar bills into a coin pusher machine? I think that was the main problem

@alexbridenbaker9261

3 жыл бұрын

@@rinkokonoe8644 I'm assuming he meant that he put $10 worth of coins in the machine

@joel.ha.

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexbridenbaker9261 he literally said bills though. That means paper notes in American English at least

@VoidXearo

3 жыл бұрын

@@joel.ha. you give a guy a ten dollar bill in exchange for quarters so in a sense you're losing a ten dollar bill no matter how you slice it but i suppose he could of lost 10-1$ or 2-5$ bills lol

@fatfightingbros9639

3 жыл бұрын

When I was like 10 I wasted about $60 on one of these at the local meat market

That’s $828 in quarters. How long is the collection period because that’s great money for nothing

@CauseImYourFat

2 жыл бұрын

One year 😂😂. Rare to find dump peuple outside of the casino

I thought he was gonna say, “and then you tip over the machine & all the quarters fall in the bucket.”

@jo-andahoe9806

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

Me as a kid at the arcade on my friend's birthday, no money; 'bumps' into machine, gets 60 cents, puts back in machine, gets €2.60, stonks enough for a milkshake.

@shelleyallison5748

3 жыл бұрын

How do you get $0.60 when every arcade game I've ever seen only collects quarters? What games did you play?

@thelemoneater

3 жыл бұрын

@@shelleyallison5748 here it's 20 cents in the machines, so it dropped 3 coins

@davelanik6988

3 жыл бұрын

@@shelleyallison5748 it was not $0.60, but €0.60. In Europe there are no quarters only 20 cent coins and 50 cent.

@lobsterroomcleaningservice5997

3 жыл бұрын

4 m8's and you can tip the fucker over, cashout n split.

@julius2918

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelanik6988 also 5 and 10 cent

This guy's secret to success is "I went to college and now I own 12 businesses" without explaining the in between steps.

@lonestar1775

3 жыл бұрын

He explains everything. If you checked out his channel, you would know that...

@guillermocabanellas3537

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonestar1775 i was about to write this

@noodlepoodlegirl

3 жыл бұрын

Right???

@legoyoda9782

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonestar1775 Where does he explain everything exactly? I went to his channel, and the vast majority of it is him showing his profits on his business' or little shorts that don't elaborate or offer useful advice at all. He literally has a comment on this video advertising for people to take his courses that cost $170+. His channel is the stereotypical rich guy who offers vague explanations and empty words of encouragement, and then tries to sell you courses for further profit. You can go around to other videos and see people criticize him for being a con man. I honestly hope you're not that gullible.

@kristopherthompson1342

3 жыл бұрын

@@legoyoda9782 definitely. I fell into the whole of this guy's channel before. Spoiler, I'm not a millionaire. He basically explains nothing. Occasionally he'll drop 1 or 2 "tips" which are almost always some form or another of "work harder" but that's it.

I like how this guy is legit and is not one of those fake arcade videos where the machine is in there house and they fill it up to post it on Yt/tik tok. His voice is also very soothing.

Respect to that person who folded the money like an American flag

@vandilore

2 жыл бұрын

they prob just folded it to make a football. also easier to push

@gangman4u

2 жыл бұрын

What does, "THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL", have to do with the American Flag??

@vandilore

2 жыл бұрын

@@gangman4u huh?????

@leftdirtyburgertoe1397

2 жыл бұрын

@@gangman4u just point out that the 10 dollar bill is folded like a flag

@gangman4u

2 жыл бұрын

@@leftdirtyburgertoe1397 Yeah..sorry..I dont know what I was thinking...my bad and I apologize. You are right, plus, its hard enough to fold The Flag, so folding a bill is also pretty impressive.

I use to look at these machines as a kid and think, "I'm not putting my money in there."

@isaacp.5147

3 жыл бұрын

I feel ya, I look at women the same way.

@Llintius

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacp.5147 lmao

@BamBam0141

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacp.5147 oh my god 😂😂😂😂

@JoeJacksVids

3 жыл бұрын

Yea me to

@ojasgupta6169

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacp.5147 lmaooooo 😂😂😭😂😂😂

Moral of the story is don't play quarter machines😂😂 Yall should subscribe tho.

@heavystarch100

3 жыл бұрын

Yes...own them!!

@kampungpeoplekampungpeople6994

3 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍😂😂😂

@vjernitorcidas3376

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah😂😂

@sykwookiee

3 жыл бұрын

@David Reads ...and it worked for you because you worked there...a random person sitting by a machine would cause most of us to move on...

@cuyohistoriador2858

3 жыл бұрын

Dont play them... Steal them

He’s so used to saying Profit Collection Bucket.

These are literally everywhere in the UK 😂 Every beach has them, part of UK culture, almost as much as tea or the Queen 💪🏼

@Playsinvain

2 жыл бұрын

Suckers everywhere. God bless them.

@MrTaktic121

2 жыл бұрын

The smell of the copper

@piplup2009

2 жыл бұрын

2p and 10p machines everywhere, I saw a 1p machine once

That bucket has seen more money than I’ve seen my whole life

@Joe-vm1ll

3 жыл бұрын

People with a stimulus 💪🏼

@lmao3911

3 жыл бұрын

just above 100 dollars?

@elysium1324

3 жыл бұрын

@@lmao3911 wait how is it just above 100 dollars? Please explain i suck at math

@sushen2144

3 жыл бұрын

I mean obv way more that’s not the only collection he did should’ve commented more coins than I’ve seen my whole life still a lot of money

@2387Praise

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

“This is how you legally scam people into thinking they are making money” Edit: never had a popular comment before😂 2nd edit: yes I know you can make money my uncle put in 10$ the other day and got 25 it just depends on your luck Same as the lottery. 3rd edit: my comment is more popular than the creators😂 I love it

@FemkjeMW

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's obvious lol it's just fun to do

@varioush

3 жыл бұрын

@@FemkjeMW Nothing fun about losing money

@jhakabrammastrielz7912

3 жыл бұрын

@@varioush but you didn't lose money. You exchanged it to play a game whose purpose is to give you a chance at winning more money. You still played the game, and didn't lose out on the service you paid for.

@varioush

3 жыл бұрын

@@jhakabrammastrielz7912 You’re not playing anything. You’re just watching the machine automate itself

@christiangreen2070

3 жыл бұрын

@@varioush That was your decision at the end of the day. Lol

“It is very clickity clackity which I truly enjoy”

@rlproductions4542

2 жыл бұрын

Yep that’s what he said…

@austenrutledge

2 жыл бұрын

Like I am in a video game

I found out this game is a gambling game and is illegal for kids to play, I still play tho even tho I'm a kid

To think they have this at Chuck E. Cheese. Having kids put their tokens in in the hope of getting more is a cruel gambling strategy.

@GUILLOTINE_GANG

3 жыл бұрын

Capitalists have no shame. Making money from the labor of others is what it's all about because with games like this, even if you win enough quarters to make a profit, your gains are made from the loss of others. Crooked games of chance should be ridiculed out of existence.

@nibsbrooke5251

3 жыл бұрын

@@GUILLOTINE_GANG that's a broad statement. Without capitalism there is no competition. People should have more sense than to stop life changing amounts of money into a machine.

@ivocanevo

3 жыл бұрын

@@nibsbrooke5251 I used to defend capitalism.

@GUILLOTINE_GANG

3 жыл бұрын

@@nibsbrooke5251 You say people should have more sense than to drop money into machines like this. Proffiting off of mentally disabled or ignorant people is nothing to be proud of, and should be called what it is. It's not ethical to create a rigged game that takes money from desperate idiots. Why do you feel the need to defend exploitation?

@nibsbrooke5251

3 жыл бұрын

@@GUILLOTINE_GANG I'm not defending that but when will it end? The government will take that away, then it'll be another thing, then another, then another. And one of those things will something you enjoy and you'll say ENOUGH. I don't care about those machines. We live in reality. People need to be responsible and the disabled should get better care.

Ya never playing this again had no idea there was a trap door taking all the quarters

@maribeltalamantes9915

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if there's a way to break the lock, freaking jerks

@lluvia5436

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I mean they creators have to make profit off of it...

@elizza8770

3 жыл бұрын

how young are you that you don't even know this basic ass information

@joleneloveland2942

3 жыл бұрын

@@maribeltalamantes9915 hmm you might want to put an alarm on the door of the device.

@p0ush

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizza8770 I’m 30 and I didn’t know either. No need to feel superior this is not common knowledge 😉 I suppose people who know that are people who use those machines

I remember a clarence episode that Jeff went legit insane because of this

@PanchoPistolas45

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I love Clarence!!!

Do the ones that let you put several coins in at a time and release them all at the same time. Get a much better return than one quarter.

You know the sayings! *"The house always wins"*

@juan.3077

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of stupendium

@KillaIn556

3 жыл бұрын

Ave true to Cesar

@IveGotToast

2 жыл бұрын

The game was rigged from the start

@SuppressedSoldat

2 жыл бұрын

@@juan.3077 especially when you get platinum chip in OWB 😎

@nil4309

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't that a kick in the head..

I gambled away my moms grocery money on this machine when I was 10. I was so shocked afterwards, I didn't gamble ever again in my life (16 years later). Made me realize how addiction works.

@PygmalionFaciebat

3 жыл бұрын

I think your Mum in the end is thankful, that you bought wisdom on her money (you realized that you never should play this games, or lottery etc). There are no free lunches in the cold mean world. Literally everything wants to destroy you in the world. Only wisdom can you manouver in your life. I think you recognized that. You will doing well..

@panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978

3 жыл бұрын

That's my story with smoking.

@rahsoles4151

3 жыл бұрын

@@panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978 what happen with you and smoking? did you spend your moms grocery money to buy cigarettes and then when you smoked it you realized it was garbage?

@handemeijer3287

3 жыл бұрын

I had a similar experience, except that after having "put" in a quarter,and then, after having pulled back a poke (or so), the three slots each settling on a seven, i collected,w/o any further ado or athink, and said to mYselv' something alike to, "ríght, that's enough,I've had it w/gambling(!(?)), and then (when i was still a full time no vedge yet)went to a shoarma tent(pita bread w/ meat pieces,grilled,inside & w/ or w/o garlic sauce and the red(i can't recall the name)on them place)where i spent my winnings on a nice,fully fledged one; i.o.w. i was glad that i had attained the highest or best or whatever anyone of everyone (or, everybody) wanna call it aim or goal of the "gambling" thing,(yes, according to not only me but also to myself and I,and,yes, only pertaining to relatively small time,3 slots, slot machine gambling,except for mobile online,.)so that it efficiently excluded my self from a dull and fully automated enthusiastic, eventually would be having become, either a 2 slottin' spastic(n.p. intended), or else; mayhap a less than something-not.greets

@johnvanderv.4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@rahsoles4151 no he realized it's awesome. Now he smokes, drinks and gambles 😎😁

In the end they always get it all 😯

I'm addicted to these machines. I will spend hours playing them!

@iamapokerface8992

2 жыл бұрын

lol

Out of the $800 you made on the machine, how much goes to repairing the machine from vandalism every month/ months?

@DMAN22yeah

3 жыл бұрын

He doesnt actually own it, someone else does and he just gets part of the profit. The maintenance and whatever is covered by the guy who owns it.

@RestfulRiverRhythms

3 жыл бұрын

@@DMAN22yeah no he does own it I’m pretty sure he’s said it before.

@lplatino6427

3 жыл бұрын

@@DMAN22yeah he talks in first person the whole time. I'm assuming it's his.

@jevelwilson

3 жыл бұрын

He owns a couple of cash wash’s, laundromat & vending machines. I’m sure he owns this machine.

@MsGoodlife78

3 жыл бұрын

So u think he can't answer that question unless he has 100% ownership? 🤔 Like 100% ownership = 100% knowledge? Like, (hypothetically) Automatically become less intelligent after selling off shares for retirement? "Ur no longer authorized to that information. UN-KNOW them, this instant!" 😉 Only In a perfect world☮

For anyone wondering how much money the quarters were but don’t feel like searching it’s 828 dollars just from the quarterstuanks Edit: Thanks for all the likes

@nonstickmeat

3 жыл бұрын

It's too bad he didn't say how long that takes

@techkpd7681

3 жыл бұрын

Damnnn

@ryans9029

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonstickmeat depends on location. Could be a day... Could be a week.. Could be a month.

@jabberwocky1790

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryans9029 could be 2 months...

@PootieTang259

3 жыл бұрын

Could be 3 months.

These things are so addictive.

@georgegarcia5288

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s a gamble! 😂

I remember a place I use to work at had one of them and a buddy of mine drilled a small hole in the plexiglass and when we would play, we would use a small wire hanger and scrape the quarters out. One day, I got caught lol.

@angelknox1727

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣…hilarious

@ovationsensation

2 жыл бұрын

So you were a thief?

"If you're not making money whilst you sleep, you'll work for the rest of your life."

@mrsfahrenheit

3 жыл бұрын

did pennywise say that?😂😂😂

@thesecond4767

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrsfahrenheit No this is a quote from prophet Muhammad

@thesecond4767

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrsfahrenheit pbuh

@brentb5303

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I set the cruise control on my 18 wheeler and take cat naps all day. I barely ever kill anyone.

@vinb4495

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesecond4767 pbuh nigga pbuh

"Do you like gambling but think it isn't lame enough? Well, have I got something for you!"

@raiisleep

3 жыл бұрын

Arcades in a nutshell

The best advice, never play the ones that have cash on the side or stacks on the side.

One of my favorite impulse games. Odds are much higher than the “grabber” crane thing that always drops the prize.

@geoslabs7065

2 жыл бұрын

Yet the odds are still nowhere near your favor. Enough so that this shouldn't be one of your favorites, unless you enjoy losing money

@armyjag4U

2 жыл бұрын

@@geoslabs7065 Yeah, thanks for confirming…Debbie Downer. Lol.

@geoslabs7065

2 жыл бұрын

@@armyjag4U haha I know right, maybe I need to get laid more or something cus when my moms watches a cute commercial and says something like "aww look at the cute x and y doing z" ill point out how one of the animals would kill one of the others or something of that nature

@geoslabs7065

2 жыл бұрын

And I only visit my mom 1-3x per week for family dinner :s

@SillyGuyVolz

2 жыл бұрын

@@geoslabs7065 sounds like you need therapy for depression, That's all bro, much love and i hope you feel happier soon ❤️

Me, a coin collector, wishing I could look through all the quarters

@Speedpunk650

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad they've all been heavily circulated I doubt you could profit off them. Still would curious to see too

@TLeake88

3 жыл бұрын

💯

@kimberkimKC

3 жыл бұрын

@@Speedpunk650 if it's silver, who cares.

@kimberkimKC

3 жыл бұрын

I had me a cushy job as vault teller and teller supervisor. That put me in charge of fed orders and ship outs, the change machine, access to count all other tellers drawers. It was heaven. I ordered in half dollars every week, sorted through for the silver, sent them back and did it again every month for over a year. On the evenings I worked close, another teller and I would "verify" the coin machine. That required looking through every bag. Unfortunately I was an eBay seller and sold most off it. Meh. I also collected and sold fancy number notes. Greatest profit came from a webpress. $1 brought in $110.

@Pauleazy420

3 жыл бұрын

@@kimberkimKC Im trying to get into this. I see people selling coins like quarters and even paper bills with special serial numbers on them.

An arcade style game that makes money. Feds: Alright, let's shut down this massive and illegal gambling ring...

@endeavour5316

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@sebo_hhh

3 жыл бұрын

que onda

@baluandhavarapu5786

3 жыл бұрын

Many arcades are by design such that you can't win by skill

@nilsl8168

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile at EA headquarters

@74130Brandon

3 жыл бұрын

Idk if you've seen the fiends on these things but they are addicted to it, which is sad cause its like the lamest form of gambling

Is it just me or is it more satisfying when the coin is being count?

That’s why we see an hear coins falling then they don’t come out

I’ve ALWAYS Said, “Arcades Are Casinos For Kids”.

@amber_Forever16

3 жыл бұрын

Well duh

@user-xm3wd8tz6d

3 жыл бұрын

They are for entertainment, not for making the person enjoying the entertainment rich. Someone going into a casino should never expect to win. I take 60 bucks and if I loose it I loose it. I just enjoy the company, drinks and playing. (I hate the cig smoke though)

@raiisleep

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xm3wd8tz6d Children don't think this way. If casinos have to be heavily regulated arcades should be even more regulated as they exploit the most vulnerable of our society

@bashleyrespectfully4562

3 жыл бұрын

Your parents bought u hooked on phonics as a child huh. Genius

@communistpootisbirb

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xm3wd8tz6d Ngl only time I’d have fun in a casino is if I was the owner.

You clearly are a successful businessman

Who else is stuck in an endless look of watching KZread shorts for no reason? You click on one and you just can't stop watching the rest.

I don’t know wether to feel scammed or satisfied

@FemkjeMW

3 жыл бұрын

Satisfied honestlt

@Bobby_Maho

3 жыл бұрын

Why scammed? The holes on the side are so obvious. You just have to lower your a little bit. Like seriously, do people think, these machines are put there, for free?

@FemkjeMW

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bobby_Maho ikr those people are the idiots xD

@LeftvsReich

3 жыл бұрын

@@FemkjeMW You two are braindead if you think this is about expecting free money. The idea of the "game" is that your quarter is going to help push the other quarters forward and you will eventually get some and maybe a dollar bill or other prize on top of it. But when these machines come with holes on the side to drastically and intentionally reduce the effectiveness of each quarter you put in, it turns from "game" to "scam" real quick. It means that dollar bill or prize sitting just inches from the edge will likely take many many dollars worth of quarters to get, and only after you've wasted so much on it already do you find this out. You two must be really stupid to not understand something as simple as that.

@FemkjeMW

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeftvsReich but every body knows that al ready that's the whole point and why it's gambling and a game just like the game is just playing with your mind but many still do it Gambling isn't fair and never has been but nobody is telling or forcing you to do it you don't have to do anything I'm pretty sure everybody is being warned about it by their parents (I did i got clear earnings from not just my parents but anyone around when the subject droped everybody KNOWS the danger of these games it's just fun) did it a few times but not with crazy ammounts of money it was mostly just fun even if you knew you would never get anything crazy it was fun to watch the coins drop And it would just waste your money... But it's obviously going to rip you off that's why it's gambling but it is honestly your own fault for believing the impossible and wasting money nobody that nobody will ever force you to waste lol...

He just explained todays financial banking system with 1 sweeping machine.

@_GandalfTheGrey_

3 жыл бұрын

Except the banks make investments with your money and your money is insured if you lose up to a certain amount. So not really actually but I like the joke. Made me chuckle lol

@amorrissey9264

2 жыл бұрын

@I am the Best your mom just made a generic comment to get likes

I never new that, it's so satisfying

I want my childhood and quarters back.

Machine: No shaking Me: Shakes the machine and gets 10 quarters to fall Lady: Yells at me and stares at me for the entire rest of the time I’m at the arcade Me: sweating profusely of stress

@allenmudrovcic

3 жыл бұрын

You did the right thing

@overlybaked6288

3 жыл бұрын

Me: “You’re literally stealing peoples winnings, hush.” 😂 tbf it’s true tho

@charliesmith2160

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile odds are you just gave the owner more money😂

@joe.limbus

3 жыл бұрын

It took this random ass for me to realize that an arcade is the greatest scam of all time and I should start one immediately......i really put quarters in a machine to receive paper tickets that I spend on some thing worth pennies

@2932josh

3 жыл бұрын

@@joe.limbus but they do be selling consoles and bikes tho

"I like the clinging clagining" That's basically a nice way of saying "I like the sound of money"

@innerg_92

3 жыл бұрын

*insert Mr krabs laugh*

@NightsDecent

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@mirasu2777

3 жыл бұрын

|>

They use to have one of those in the Shell station I use to work in. That one was slightly broken so they never got much profit out of it.

@mrlogick1098

2 жыл бұрын

That’s probably what they wanted you to think lol

Coin pushers are seriously my favorite arcade game, patience, easy, and you get the most amount/consistency with it.

I put pennies in it and got banned from my laundromat.... I was 30

@ivocanevo

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha underrated comment

Lmao I love how people are so fascinated with these things when they're super common in my city

I wish we had those in AZ.

One time I shook one of these and I shook it successfully a few times until a bell or buzzer (I don’t really remember) went off. The coins didn’t come out and there was an older man and he was like “you’ve been shaking that?” And I just ran out of the gas station lol

@a98ctr62

3 жыл бұрын

There's a motion sensor attached to a trap door. If you shake the machine hard enough, the alarm sounds and trap door opens, diverting the coins into the bucket below the machine I owned 6 of them back in their heyday (06-08) before Texas had them shut down for being an illegal gambling machine. There was a loophole for a while where I put candy in the top door and claimed the candy was 25 cents but the game was free. Regardless they tightened up the laws and anything that gives money to the player is considered a gambling device. I had them in a chain of laundromats and made between $400-$600 every week per machine which I split with store owner. 70% for me and 30% to the store owner. The machines were about $1,100 new back then so I started with 1 and within a month or so I had 6. Made a killing for a while

@grimendancehall

3 жыл бұрын

@@a98ctr62 what a scummy way to make money. Good job man !

@wellscolton7

3 жыл бұрын

@@grimendancehall not really to be honest it's just quarters lol

@harryjohnson3617

3 жыл бұрын

@@grimendancehall its your choice to use it

@kheventplanner

3 жыл бұрын

My daughter did that just to show me theres a buzzer when i asked why dont people just shake all the coins forward. I didn't know she was gonna do it. Was a long afternoon in the laundromat being stared at with maliciousness by the attendant but a funny memory!

He said “ this is how much I made during the collection period”. How long is the collection period? It ain’t 1 week.

@diegoplacide3483

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Could be 2 months or two years. Who knows?

@dollfactory2341

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I wanted to know as well

@OFFTHEDOMEApparel

3 жыл бұрын

Probably checks it 4 times a year ... it probably brings in 2500-3000 a year

@dickfitswell3437

3 жыл бұрын

Mine is refilled every 3 weeks and by refilled, I mean gamblers quarters. It depends on where you put them. For example..Like a library. Won't make that bucket ever. But find a gas station and you have people with change and let's face it. That machine is like heroin to the person that likes gambling

@krisithemperor2410

3 жыл бұрын

@@dickfitswell3437 i only ever see these coin machines in arcades or casinos never seen one on its own in a gas station or any place of business i usually see more the claw machine more than this one.

The machine says "quarters only" so the bills are just bait that you put there, not profit.

He grabbed that money like he was grabbing money out of a vault

"In this period"? How long is a period? A decade? A weekend? Each month?

@jsteele286

3 жыл бұрын

All of those but it depends on context

@spicykola4301

3 жыл бұрын

@@jsteele286 😂😂😂good one

@gunzmcghee

3 жыл бұрын

$812 in 10 months.

@soreal5583

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent question. What exactly is the ROI for others' gambling addictions?

@jordiejordan8249

3 жыл бұрын

*Its random, whenever you feel like it or the bucket fills up first*

“It’s very Clickity Clackity” I haven’t heard this in a long time. Amazing.

If I see one of these, I’m shaking the machine. Lol 😂

That machine wouldn't survive a single night in the neighborhood I live in

Oh man never throwing a quarter into these things again. I didn't know about the secret door compartments

@starsiegeRoks

2 жыл бұрын

Me either. I thought the drop rate was just low and owners opened it up to skim off the main tray every now and then. These things are freaking scams dude

@psychedelicpain420

2 жыл бұрын

Ofc there are holes like that. Do you except ppl feeding the machine for a whole day, with lots of coins falling in one direction as your profit? I would be better to wait until the end of the day then haha

@imt3206

2 жыл бұрын

This is why these type of videos should not be published

@somedude172

2 жыл бұрын

@@imt3206 you think we shouldnt post videos that prevent gambling addictions? dude what lmao

@imt3206

2 жыл бұрын

@@somedude172 Why are you asking?

This is how my gambling addiction started as a kid

@Hi-ie9zi

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

As a little kid i always tried to shake these machines like it would help move the quarters

Damn guess it's time to get a quarter pusher game in my yard.

Never knew there were little slots on the side, you learn something new everyday

“If you’re going to be a sucker, be a quiet one”, said my Momma to me!

@coltrawson9748

3 жыл бұрын

Your mother is a wise woman

@magicaly119

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it can someone pls explain

@maryangelascrafts7014

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re going to gamble money on a game of chance, where the odds of you winning is against you, & then you lose? Be quiet about the loss. It’s a suckers game; unless you own it... (I’m from 4 generations born & raised in Vegas; it’s one of many “Vegas Sayings” we grew up with)😎

@brandyroe3270

3 жыл бұрын

I love it! Lmbo🤣😆

@darkfallenangel96

3 жыл бұрын

@@magicaly119 Translation: "Keep your mouth shut so people don't know you're an idiot and take advantage of you and ring you dry for every penny you got" If people know you're easy money they're gonna take advantage of it

Thanks for sharing the inside job, mate. Love You for the EFFORT.

I saw one at Dave & Buster's once.

TIP: the quarter pusher has a tilted ramp to keep quarters from easily sliding off and reward u.

All I could hear was mr.krabs laughing when he collected em coins 😭😂

@smalltowngirlbigcityheart3724

3 жыл бұрын

“Money!”

Imagine you see this guy walking into a store with a bucket full of quarters

Thanks for showing the con thats involved i playing these machines. Good thing i dont spend too much. Next please show us how yhe slot machine works!

“Oh yeah, my profit for this period is 3,312 quarters.” In this world gone mad, dollar amounts and timelines do not exist.

@danielmiller3388

3 жыл бұрын

That’s only 825 bucks

@Lokie6

3 жыл бұрын

that’s $828 in 3 months. :)