If my phone wasn’t on silent 24/7, I would totally use these

@LinKueiDragon

Жыл бұрын

As a mute phone user, this is actually relatable.

@mr.stuffdoer8483

Жыл бұрын

@@LinKueiDragon as a human being*

@steelheart33

Жыл бұрын

Mee tooo the only time i have my notifs on is so i know when a parent has arrived home

@adriv_zone

Жыл бұрын

This is the motivation you need to unsilent your phone for life

@9aracna.

Жыл бұрын

Same, mine's been on vibrate since 2008

very happy to let people think i'm insane when someone calls me in public

@analogicparadox

Жыл бұрын

*know

@leolucaslion593

Жыл бұрын

Truly an honor and a pleasure

@MJ-jn4qh

Жыл бұрын

@@analogicparadox fair enough💀

@WyattRodebaugh

Жыл бұрын

Daniel is sharing his insanity with us

@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee

Жыл бұрын

@@analogicparadox NO

I love that the sibling one is simply “I’m not touching you”

@maidende8280

Ай бұрын

My fave

hol' up, I didn't expect Daniel to hit such a beautiful high note in the sibling ring tone. also the boss one is a straight up bop

@user-ql1oy6nq8k

Жыл бұрын

Yes we need full versions.

@mangotreebs7749

6 ай бұрын

“itchy boss”

@nanyur3013

3 ай бұрын

Yes

0:04 - best friend 0:54 - mom 1:20 - sibling 1:55 - boss 2:45 - dad (my personal fav) 3:23 - grandma 3:55 - scam 4:28 - tall guy 4:53 - uber driver 5:13 - sketch after the sketch there's that for yall

@imachickengirl

Жыл бұрын

absolute legend right here

@V0ID_Music

Жыл бұрын

Ironically the best one is the one I'll never use. Thanks dad!

@9usuck0

Жыл бұрын

I'm an old man, can I actually download and use these?

@keenansutherland7690

Жыл бұрын

@@9usuck0 I'm gonna play this video on my brother's phone and record it with mine. It will sound pretty much understandable

@commentOwO

Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna use the scam one for everyone

You know you've accomplished in life when you compose ringtones for your fans

@sevuszeld5015

Жыл бұрын

yes lol

@bigolnoob5491

Жыл бұрын

Daniel's ascended.

@alex-nrg

Жыл бұрын

soulja boy can attest

@danieldimalanta8686

Жыл бұрын

@@bigolnoob5491 hi😊

@eyedontevenknow6000

Жыл бұрын

Or when u have the setup he has

The grandma ringtone is absolutely precious 10/10

I didn't know anyone could condense the essence of my father into a ringtone, but you have succeeded, Mr. Thrasher. Congratulations!

@Xuexianxian_

Жыл бұрын

Fr ☠️☠️

@The_Lost_And_Forgotten2009

8 ай бұрын

mine is more like G1 - Post Awareness Confusions.

@cleopatraonlyfans

6 ай бұрын

Is your dad Darude

@foxaiy

2 ай бұрын

i had to replay the video to realise DX

I feel like this entire channel is just a fever dream and I love it. I'm most definitely grabbing the mom ringtone for myself

@moose200

Жыл бұрын

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMYS ON THE PHONE!

@gamingdbr

Жыл бұрын

SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU

@jpshy1130

Жыл бұрын

Daniel is the most deranged, unhinged, insane KZreadr ever, and we all love him more for it

@randomguy6909

Жыл бұрын

(*Shaking starts intensifying.)

@frogs-assemble

Жыл бұрын

@@jpshy1130 Istg, he's chaos personified and that's exactly why he's the best

Adding these ringtones will definitely be problematic. I'd never want to pick up cuz i'd just be jamming to the songs

@coalgizmodude7803

Жыл бұрын

Same tho

@naomibuckingham4046

Жыл бұрын

I had that thought. Which is why I'm not doing it. I'll just rewatch the video

@ThinWhiteAxe

Жыл бұрын

yeah especially the boss one

@divyaeltz6750

Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking while listening to it 😂

@smorrow

Жыл бұрын

The paradox

5:13 I KNEW HE'D SAY 'IM LOST'

3:56 "Don't believe what you hear or see your getting a call from Scam Likely."

Imagine hearing his songs as your friends ringtone, the friendship bond would be even stronger than ever before.

@ShaynaCommenter

Жыл бұрын

How are u everywhere

@thewindwakinghero7423

Жыл бұрын

@@ShaynaCommenter the power of dong

@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb

Жыл бұрын

It's all good until they use the daddy ringtone for you

@MinerDiner

Жыл бұрын

_I can sense a strong bond of friendship from my friend_ "I am thou, thou art I.. Thou hast turned a vow into a blood oath. Thy bond shall become the wings of rebillon and break the yoke of thy heart. Thou hast awakened to the ultimate secret of The Chariot arcana granting thee infinte power"

@lolcandyyy

Жыл бұрын

Thats one way to pick up friends 🤔 **takes notes**

daniel screaming “I’M YOUR DADDy” both is and isn’t something i expected from this video

@flufmultiverse

Жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say something about getting the milk

@kimmyfreak200

4 ай бұрын

who's yo daddyyy daniel I am your daddy

“I’m not touching you” too relatable 😭

Imagine the tall guy in front of you at the concert asks for your phone so he can "record his phone number", which he does, while at the same time changing the ringtone and he calls you immediately just so you can hear the ringtone

This channel is just showcasing Daniels descent into madness and I'm here for the entire thing.

@LightKzYT

Жыл бұрын

this comment had 66 likes before i liked, ik, im evil

@hoegoebaboe

Жыл бұрын

im convinced its an ascend actually

@kittykitties4220

Жыл бұрын

That's such an original comment! I don't see this same thing every single day on KZread. Thanks so much for coming up with it!

@drunkydrunk2351

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA TRUE

@XenteBR

Жыл бұрын

@@kittykitties4220 IKR! No one has made this comment ever!

Hearing Daniel harmonize “I’m not touching you” has been the highlight of my day

@helenl3193

Жыл бұрын

I kept waiting for a "why are you hitting yourself" finale. That would have pushed it into perfection, but still beautiful in ways we didn't know we wanted

@aaronh6438

11 ай бұрын

He said he wasn't touching me but I was clearly feeling smth.

Daniel is slowly becoming the next Bo Burnham and I love it. 😂

@V4MP-ni6cy

3 ай бұрын

fr 🤣

@Mr.Smeghead

3 ай бұрын

what's with the random space?

It's just the right amount of humor it's insane.

As an only child I can confirm the sibling ringtone is accurate

@CrustyRL

Жыл бұрын

How…? If ur an only child, how would you know what siblings feel like?

@tmo_117

Жыл бұрын

@@CrustyRL because he has no siblings to touch him

@Cyanide_Mallika

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I agree.

@gaysarahk

Жыл бұрын

Question is, were you *always* an only child...?

@MCPRODYT

Жыл бұрын

@@CrustyRL the joke is I don't actually understand...

Nice to see Daniel going through his Bo Burnham phase

@mysterylovescompany2657

Жыл бұрын

*Bo:* "NEEDS MORE SALT"

@VibesMurderer

Жыл бұрын

Its not a phase person who gave birth to me 😑

@averytrexel

Жыл бұрын

this is literally just episode 2 of zach stone lol

@LotusMonk

Жыл бұрын

Feels more like Marc Rebillet phase :)

@DaVoltaire

Жыл бұрын

Finally someone saying what I was thinking. Def Marc Rebillet.

At 2:09 when you look at him itching his arm it sounds like he says itchy itchy boss calling 😂

I feel like we need a part two for "uncle", "aunt", "girlfriend", "boyfriend", "cousin" and "that one person on the subway that bumped into your shoulder and didn't say sorry" ringtones

I just set the phone ringtone to "best friends" now I feel loved even when the guy calls for my car warranty thanks daniel

@VividTimeflow

Жыл бұрын

Best use of this ringtone for sure, might have to do this myself

@sonofthesea9184

Жыл бұрын

The sibling ringtone would be great for Car warranty

@amandalindgren3683

Жыл бұрын

How do I record and use these ringtones?

@EstherFontenelle

Жыл бұрын

@@amandalindgren3683 MY QUESTION EXACTLY

@koalafiedgaming4738

Жыл бұрын

@@amandalindgren3683 If you are on iOS I can link a video to extract audio from a video, so you screen record the ringtone and put it in garage band, press share and choose ringtone, name and done

"she hopes you're still brushing your teeth and showering regularly" listen, grandma, we do our best

4:05 - Dennis DeYoung, is that you? And is this the train to Desert Moon?

5:36 “Oh nein”

I don't think I'll be able to answer the call if I had a ringtone like this. I would literally just vibe with it

@gettingintrospective

Жыл бұрын

Right? I made my boss's tone a 8-bit Jack Straubers 'Buttercup' that accompanied a tiktok with a wiggly ferret. I always loved the original music video to that song, and the sound is so bubbly when I imagine the little ferret dance I almost miss the call sometimes. waygd?

@ThinWhiteAxe

Жыл бұрын

yeah especially the boss one (my personal fave)... which would be a problem if it were really my boss calling

Here I was wondering if anyone would use the mommy ringtone for other purposes, but clearly Daniel anticipated thirsty viewers and chose lyrics that make it clear what kind of mommy he meant

@Alex-fc8xn

Жыл бұрын

Though, the daddy one can still be misused by anyone who isn't nonbinary

@brook_angel

Жыл бұрын

@@Alex-fc8xn :

@Alex-fc8xn

Жыл бұрын

@@brook_angel what did I say that made you go :< ? Genuinely curious

@brook_angel

Жыл бұрын

@@Alex-fc8xn can't use the daddy one, bc I'm nonbinary. So I'm sad :

@claire2088

Жыл бұрын

@@brook_angel maybe we need to petition daniel for some outrageously thirsty ones for people of all genders?

My favorite was the potential scam. It’s absolutely perfect! 😂 3:58

Daniel’s channel is now ‘musician when the intrusive thoughts take over’ and I am quite enjoying it

I think the boss ringtone was the best. Also the end were Daniel just hits the same 3 notes over and over and says " I'm lost" I felt that.

Especially with those sunglasses, I feel like Daniel is the Yin to Bo Burnham’s Yang

@mysterylovescompany2657

Жыл бұрын

Yep, Bo bringing that angry flavour & Daniel repping the more optimistic, innocent kind of madness... _And then there's Tim Minchin._

@thewindwakinghero7423

Жыл бұрын

No, outta here Oh wait, it wasn't a pun, you're fine

@vgneus

Жыл бұрын

ya i had the same thought

@ashleyhoughton8592

3 ай бұрын

More like Marc Rebillet than Bo Burnham.

That last one almost got me choking on some takis man 🤣😭💀 Also "the tall guy in front of you at a concert" is so freaking relatable as well 😭😭😭

Pretty sure that Daniel isn't my daddy. 3:10

This has Marc Rebillet written all over it and I'm absolutely loving it!

@user-ky4zv1kf2x

Жыл бұрын

That was my first thought. Daniel even has some of Marc's mannerisms here.

@_Dwarkin

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! I have his alarm ringtone for a long time and don't want to change it 😆

@docschro6847

Жыл бұрын

I came here to say something similar. Glad I'm not the only one thinking this

@jefferey_92

Жыл бұрын

I don't know who that is, but I thought you said McRib at first

@rafgaming123

Жыл бұрын

Literally its uncanny 😂😂😂

I would love a 'funky unky wunky' uncle ringtone. he's basically all the family I've got, and I know you can get down with the funk Daniel!

This might be a reason to put off my silent mode, but I'll need more of these

when the 0:04 My Beatboxin' Homie Be Like: (Best Friend) 0:56 Birth Flashback (Mom) 1:20 Sexual Assult (No Touchy Touchy!) (Siblings) 1:56 Boss' Bass (Boss) 2:46 Frantic Call to a Parent - (I Am Your Daddy, Child!) (Dad - my favourite) 3:24 Incoming Call... (Grandma) 3:55 Give Us the Money! (Scam Likely) 4:28 Tickets (Some Kind of Tall Guy at a Concert) 4:53 *Error 404: Location Not Found...* (Uber Driver Who's Lost)

This ringtone has changed my life! I even started my own lemonade stand and encouraged me to go clean my room. I also went into the forest, tackled a bear then went to punch a shopping cart! I was feeling so pumped that I went to Mars to eat a Marsbar. It was all thanks to these ringtones, thanks Daniel :)

@mysterylovescompany2657

Жыл бұрын

Misread as "tickled a bear", 11/10 would misunderstand again.

@MrJdsenior

Жыл бұрын

Is punching a shopping cart a thing? The rest was fine.

@Murglie

Жыл бұрын

Got any grapes?

@Mouseyinahousey

10 ай бұрын

@@MurglieNo we just sell lemonade, but it’s cold, and it’s fresh, and it’s all homemade! Would you like a glass?

@Murglie

10 ай бұрын

@@Mouseyinahousey I'll pass

I can just imagine his neighbours hearing "ITS YOUR DADDY"

1:10 when you got adopted right after you were born and she didn’t give birth to you.

@stitchizgay

11 ай бұрын

Yea lol same

@valeriepurvis6444

11 ай бұрын

@@stitchizgay twinkie

I am now using the mom, dad and grandma one and contemplating using the sibling one for my cousin's lol, Thank you Daniel, you bring that extra bit of silly into the world that we all need.

Damn, if my sister ever called me I would save the ringtone for her. I guess "IM NOT TOUCHING YOU!!!!" was a universal experience.

@SirKappy

Жыл бұрын

Oh, your comment made me realize that he meant the "I'm not touching, you can't get mad! Not touching, can't get mad." My mind had immediately gone to the dark side of "what are you doing stepbro?" territory.

@miecaf

Жыл бұрын

@@SirKappy oh no 💀

@Macandcheese1818

Жыл бұрын

@SirKappy I still don't get it why would someone sy I'm not touching you. You can't get mad? Is it a meme I don't know about or something

@miecaf

Жыл бұрын

@@Macandcheese1818 because siblings always get extremely mad when the other sibling quote-on-quote "hits" them, even if they just accidentally touched the sibling, and then they start crying and calling for mom

@staciecarrel4492

Жыл бұрын

@@Macandcheese1818 imagine you’re a kid strapped into a car seat and your sibling next to you is hovering their finger waving it around an inch in front of your face mockingly saying “Iiiiii’m not touuuching youuuu” for 10 minutes straight.

The sibling ringtone without context will sound very **cough** **cough** odd…

THANK YOUU!! Please make a part 2 🙏🙏🙏

I really hope there comes a part 2. This was so funny :D

3:30 he would make a great my singing monster

@luvv909

Жыл бұрын

furcorn💀

Daniel at the beginning- reminding us that he is a musician Daniel by the end-Brewing the most random ass ringtones for the most random situations which might never come to be therefore reminding us that Daniel needs professional help and he is loosing his grip on reality

1:21 The sibling phone call would also work for uncles

@octos_art

Жыл бұрын

AYO

why is the product placement unironically the best part of the video

I would use this but I just know my phone is gonna go off in the middle of math class when I forget to mute it 💀💀

@Alex-fc8xn

Жыл бұрын

Still less weird than the memes my partner uses for theirs, including for discord messages a recording of one of our friends saying "what are you, a little piss baby?"

@VividTimeflow

Жыл бұрын

@@Alex-fc8xn that is a completely normal ringtone, I don't know what you mean.

@Hufflepuff_cookie

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

A trip into musically unhinged entertainment. Thank you Daniel

Can we just appreciate his vocal range and his talent lol??💀✋

Is it just me, or do Daniel's videos make your day, too? I always look forward to watching your videos. Thank you so much!

Now the real question is… How do I set these as my ringtones?

@amandalindgren3683

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I wanna know

@gissellybeansFM

Жыл бұрын

I guess you can download the youtube audio then cut it according to the clip you want. Afterwards you go to your ringtones and add it.

@lindseye7111

Жыл бұрын

ios: screen record, convert to mp3, and put into garageband then convert into ringtone

@crosiantt

Жыл бұрын

@@gissellybeansFM but even if you download it the only options I can find are for video too and also what app would you use to crop the video into the separate parts?

@anterprites

Жыл бұрын

@@crosiantt Audacity, with ffmepg package you can just drag and drop video and export audio cut as you want

1:55 why do I hear boss music?

Thanks to you my puppy pics are safe! a true hero.

I like how some of them you wouldn’t be able to change the ringtone of or just wouldn’t be able to call them

I like that the "Uber Driver who's lost" song is just Daniel being lost on how to make the song.

4:53 imagine waiting for the epic part but then the punchline comes unprecedented

Finally a ring tone for specifically the person in front of me at a concert. Who cares if I won't hear it in this super specific time cause we're at a concert. It's good to have the option

Love it, also the sketch after the sketch was brilliant! Nice German accent!

We need more for your children, partner (maybe split up between wife and husband, or bf and gf :p), maybe neighbors you like or hate, your kid's school, that dog you pet on your way home, your dog at home that smelled you pet another dog on the way home. THE RINGTONES ARE INFINITE!!!!

5:42 “OH POOP!” -precious puppy pics pirating puppet

Daniel is the type of guy to actually use them

His voice is and overall talent is just… incredible

I woke up at 2:30 with no reason why and couldn't go back to sleep and then this comes out... I needed this😂😂

@olisa_hehe

Жыл бұрын

Lol, it's 11am for me currently) Times zones are such a weird thing lol. Hope you fall asleep soon

@Meer17251

Жыл бұрын

@@olisa_hehe it is 11:20 am for me as well

@FitzyyLives

Жыл бұрын

This was the reason why

@JJsWithJesus

Жыл бұрын

@@olisa_hehe 2:36 am for me now

@LaurenBarkley11

Жыл бұрын

@@olisa_hehe surprisingly I did shortly after this video😂

The lala in the background of the grandma one is just classic 😂

broooooo i need full songs of all of these lmao i love it! idk why or how but its so catchy

The boss ringtone gave me Tobuscus vibes

I feel like Daniel is hitting his Marc Rebillet phase and I’m 110% here for it

1:24 People from Alabama: Oh yes i am!

im actually considering using the ‘mom’ and ‘boss’ ringtone edit: grandma’s ringtone is also pretty cool

Okay but this cinematography is low key impressive???

So glad to see Daniel is finally Completing his evolution into Loop Daddy

This is Daniel’s world and we just happen to be in it 😂

Honestly, this guy really cracks me up 😂

Favorite ad bit to date I think, well done

4:29 As as 6'7" man and a regular concert goer, I felt that so hard!

These ringtones give me an urgency to pick up my phone before the lyrics come out

@oladrolahola

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

This is too funny! I love it! Keep up the great work!

Thank you for blessing our ears with these. I will be using these.

omg the tall guy in the concert one is sooooo true!!!! THANK YOU

3:24 this is the best one lol

I love the Grandma one. So perfect!

Thank you. This came exactly when I needed it. I got my first phone (I’m 14) and I need ringtones for ppl. I already have one for my dad tho. It’s that vine that goes, “ u r my dad, ur my dad, boogie woogie woogie”

0:56 imagine picking up that ringtone and then being told your grandma died

@ZeroViewsGaming

11 ай бұрын

Lol

"OH NEIN"😂 German is on fleek

Daniel is going f***ing crazy and I love it

Hahahaha….I think I’m going to force my teenagers to use the “Mom” ringtone for me. “She gave birth to you! Mommy’s on the phone!” 🤣🤣🤣

I sincerely hope that there will be a part 2!

I love how that first one gets more & more possessed as it goes on. A+, 17/10

Can we PLEASE have more of these? They're so funny!

My favorite of all time 5:18

I might use the 'scam likely' rington as a permanent one for all my calls xD

I got the notification for this at 12am with no context

I’m chilling in English class, my phone is on silent in my backpack. Out of nowhere, my mom butt dials me and I have her on emergency bypass so the ringtone will play on silent. I have the mommy’s on the phone ringtone on and my entire class, including my teacher, dies. Fast forward a day and she has told every class about it. Left and right, everyone in my grade is asking me what the ringtone is. I was barely embarrassed. I thought it was funny as hell. Thanks Daniel for supplying me with a ringtone that will stick with me forever.

These are great 😂 I laughed at the last one with the simple “I’m lost”