Forget rewinding. How about waiting for a song on the radio to record it.

@yeneydiaz9342

3 жыл бұрын

Omg you have to make sure nobody would make a noise, and try not to get the commercials 😂😂

@jmanswat2457

3 жыл бұрын

Or waiting for the DJ to tell you what that song was and by whom. I waited weeks and four occurrences.

@dk3062

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeneydiaz9342 you had to use a microphone? I just had the radio and tape in one so I could record directly

@globetrekker86

3 жыл бұрын

@D k: Yep. I would stare hypnotically at the radio, just to press stop, not a moment too late, before a commercial comes on. Upon playing back the tape, I would always here the button click at the end of the song, sort of the musical equivalent of “Cut!”

@koygoddess7080

3 жыл бұрын

OMG Yessss!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 Just sitting with your sketch book ..just to have something else to do..and a glass of koolaid in front of the radio.

I love how The Dry Bar has this comedians that, their comedy is not only clean but so funny !!!! So far a haven't seen a single show that has disappointed me or my wife.

@Matp78

3 жыл бұрын

I like all comedy

@Animebryan2

3 жыл бұрын

Wish I could say the same about the comments section. If you can't handle 'profanity', you need to get off the internet & find a bomb shelter to hide in. This world has already evolved past the point where profanity doesn't exist. The words you consider to be profane are no different than the ones that you think aren't.

@mircat28

3 жыл бұрын

It's not that they hire clean comics. They hire comics who will sign a contract saying they will meet requirements and not say the following things. Many of those comics swear like everyone else.

@emiliadavis8247

3 жыл бұрын

@@Animebryan2 which is really sad. So much is ok in this world, that shouldn't be.

@Animebryan2

3 жыл бұрын

@@emiliadavis8247 Like what? Pedophilia? Corrupt politics? Suppression of freedom?

The ashtray story made me remember the cigarette shaped gum we would buy from the candy truck. Before chewing it, we would blow one end and powder would come out the other end so it looked like we were puffing out smoke. Those were sure different times. That would never fly today.

@MEGABOINK65

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao! memories, then the box of gum cigarettes' 😂

@elizabethteska6174

3 жыл бұрын

They still make them! I got some as a gag gift about 4 years ago. Made me laugh and laugh...

@hugofalcon9260

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 41 and I remember buying the gum from the ice cream truck.

@lukewarmwater6412

3 жыл бұрын

I bet you can still find them in novelty stores or somewhere online.

@justinburgan4184

3 жыл бұрын

Not only did they have Big League Chew gum simulating chewing tobacco they also had cans of beef jerkey shaped like cans of dip. I'm only 35 so it wasn't that long ago.

LOL! 😆. If I could “thumbs up” more than once I would...

As part of the over-40 crowd, I find his observational humor HILARIOUS!

@chrismiller5198

Жыл бұрын

10:44 - I too remember when "I don't know" was a perfectly acceptable answer. Simple question, simple answer. Matter closed

@arthurweichel5460

Жыл бұрын

I'm 23 and had a VCR and a tape deck. Ig I'm part of the over 40 crowd too?

@AMadd3RHatt3R

8 ай бұрын

Hellz yeaaah!! I was CRYIN'😅😂😂😂

@tabaxikhajit4541

7 ай бұрын

@@arthurweichel5460 Yes, but just embrace it as long as the videos play. Nothing wrong with being in touch with history. When I read Dickens, I imagine it now.

Am 27 from a small village in South Africa. I understood what he said about cassettes coz my village was behind on technology. Just had to throw this out there. 😂

@streetwilliams8473

2 жыл бұрын

What part in SA?

@kendradamm1428

Жыл бұрын

I understood what he said because I’m old. 🤣

@judyswiderski2682

Жыл бұрын

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@livelikeyouredying6735

Жыл бұрын

@@judyswiderski2682 Hey Judy, is that on cassette or 8 track?

@judyswiderski2682

Жыл бұрын

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To daughter: "If you don't clean your room, I will." Didn't work the first time, but worked every time after that.

This guy isn't a comedian...he is a funny philosopher! And it helps to have some life experiences to "get it".

@jaynestag95

2 жыл бұрын

No one ever told me about two 6.30s before😂

First time one of my kids saw a vinyl record ..he said "wow look at that giant CD..

@TruckTaxiMoveIt

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah computers were bigger back then hahaha

@sailordaigurren8225

3 жыл бұрын

Going an old floppy disc and my kid saw it, said "cool, someone 3d printed the save button."

@avrilraven5499

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I said, too. But I knew what a floppy disk was. But the first time I saw a floppy disk, I said “why isn’t it floppy?”

@axelkusanagi4139

3 жыл бұрын

Good that (s)/he knows what a CD is.

@actuallyitisrocketscience

3 жыл бұрын

Remember 8 tracks?!

I remember, "Let's go get some steak and eggs." 2:30 AM was the best time!

My boyfriend is from Hawaii and he gets so annoyed whenever people put pineapple on something and call it Hawaiian. So I naturally do it as often as possible

@Matty80822

3 жыл бұрын

"I don't even know why people from Hawaii eat their pizza like that" me as a local O.O =_=

@jaynestag95

2 жыл бұрын

That's an Hawi.....pizza....pineapple

@lauramalek3128

2 жыл бұрын

Speaking of the love of Spam - I tried to tell a friend who was staying at a 4 star hotel in Hawaii who was disgusted that such a hotel would serve Spam....I was like "Dude, if it's Hawaii they can't BE 4 star if they don't have Spam!"

@Matty80822

2 жыл бұрын

@@lauramalek3128 its funny cause in general people from mainland hate spam and people from Japan are pretty down. so it's on the menu for tourists cause there are Japanese tourists there and mainland tourists don't need to order it if they don't want to. McDonald's at ala Moana has some weird pineapple nonsense that no one but Japanese tourists buy too hahaha

@lauramalek3128

2 жыл бұрын

@@Matty80822 For me his comment was even funnier because he is somewhat well travelled internationally, so I'd have guessed he'd know about the whole Spam thing on the islands. 😊

Making ash trays in school + Walkman + wall phone references= golden. Good pacing Funny comedy

@danabarnes4751

3 жыл бұрын

I felt like the only one of those references that wasn't recycled was the school ashtray art project. That's a reference to something I haven't thought about for so long. And I'm 43

@cUser691

3 жыл бұрын

@@danabarnes4751 I can relate Dana..lol

@OneWhoDreamsAwake

3 жыл бұрын

I miss my Walkman

@thespoiledtexan3904

3 жыл бұрын

I remember making an ash tray even though my parents didn’t smoke. It was the thing to do. 😉

@cUser691

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespoiledtexan3904 Was it an ash tray with the slots? LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I honestly can't understand how I've never heard of or seen this gentleman before today. he is super funny!

I love that you're from Hawaii. I'm so old that Hawaii and Alaska became States the year I graduated from high school. I keep up the good work as I love your content and delivery.

@sallykrouth5714

2 жыл бұрын

I hear you brother. Yep, graduated from Gaston High School, Gaston Oregon, with 24 other graduates; class of 1959.

@Robert-hr6sh

2 жыл бұрын

Iam so old from Hawaii, when I was born Hawaii only had one pineapple....and I brought it with me. No, just kidding. 😣

@melvinyoung3474

Жыл бұрын

I'm older than the states of Alaska and Hawaii and it quickly became apparent to me to call something Hawaiian it must include SPA.

I was adopted by a family on big island, he’s on point lol I’m glad this video was recommended! Great laughs Mahalo

@clicheguevara5282

2 жыл бұрын

I watching this from the Big Island right now. :)

@davidorourkesr

2 жыл бұрын

@@clicheguevara5282 where u stay brah?

Kermit is hysterical! I laughed my head off - obviously I'm much older than his audience. I got every joke.

@JohnSmith-cc3ud

Жыл бұрын

Im under 40 and got every joke.

When I was a pre-teen, what they call ADD or ADHD was "bored out of my skull". BTW, pineapple & spam might be a good pizza combo.

@duanewoodbury8314

2 жыл бұрын

In the northwest its pineapple and ham

@charlottecmanderl4128

2 жыл бұрын

I have superstreng ad du i hate it case ah ad bit lidt in yoyt head it is exsahsting +my ptds notveasey 2 be me i promille iiìģ

I met Kermit on a cruise ship a few years ago. He is just as kind and fun in person!

@jacobbernard6361

7 ай бұрын

Definitely agreed with

I laughed out loud more than I thought I would, thanks for the giggles Kermet!

He should have done the Kermit frog voice and said "here!" During the attendance school talk lol

Even further back in time, when non-returnable beer bottles first came out, our art teacher discovered that they could be softened in an oven and formed into ash trays.

@Curt100

2 жыл бұрын

My aunt had one, when I was a kid!

@denawagner360

2 жыл бұрын

OH, the creative thinking of the Reuse, Repurpose, Recycle days(or Upcycling if you're selling it)!!! Remember when we used to get paid to recycle instead of having to pay a utility bill for it?

@joshpiotrowski3487

2 жыл бұрын

@@denawagner360 remember when the solution to pollution was dilution? Yea those good old days when you just threw garbage in the ocean with no disregard. It was the same time when the acceptable way to get rid of oil was in a post hole in the ground with gravel in it.

@denawagner360

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshpiotrowski3487 I actually got in trouble in Alaska working on ships back in the 90's for refusing to throw 5 gallon buckets of out of date mayonnaise overboard. Had to use unpaid time to scrape it out & wash the buckets & find uses for them cuz I wouldn't just chuck it overboard. Remember it well, still would do it again... If you ever work in seafood production, you see all sorts of things in fish bellies. Batteries, plastic and, oh, fun, used condoms. Gross.. have a hard time eating processed meat now.

@PeaceJourney...

9 ай бұрын

And the science teachers let us play with mercury in our bare hands😂

My name is also Kermit so I understand his pain

@jakomioftherose2434

3 жыл бұрын

Hope you two don't get depressed. So you don't *Kermit* suicide.

@SmokeyThePanda_STP

3 жыл бұрын

Its not easy being green man

@americanpatriot7247

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, Bro, it's the man that makes the name, not a name that makes the man!! If you are a really decent, great, kind man, the name takes on a special patina. And, green is a great color!...... grin. Have a good one.

@jaynestag95

2 жыл бұрын

Ooooh ooooh.....half way up the stairs....enjoy you're name😊

@jaynestag95

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakomioftherose2434 good play on words.😊

Omg. Instantly love his comedy. Thank you Dry Bar

Wonky knee from doing the dishes..lol 🤣 I got tears from laughing to hard. 😂 That summed up most of my injuries..in my 40s. 🥰

This guy so made my day. Great Comedian! So many tears of laughter. Thank you!

Love this guy. Must say I've loved all of Drybars comedians. Good clean comedy

Wait till you're 72 and trying to put your socks on, growing old ain't for the faint at heart.

@lickmyfuckinnuts

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂Lol,you should see me doing it standing👍🏻Lol

@dianasaur2131

3 жыл бұрын

Is it sit down and bring the foot up or bend over. Been there prior to back surgery... thinking "right is there anything else I should do while I'm down here?"

@jaynestag95

2 жыл бұрын

I'd rather be older than younger it's a hell of a lot easier being yourself and not caring.😂

@deeh6457

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaynestag95 Appreciate the sentiment…and your not older enough yet.😹😹😹

Dude, spam and pineapple pizza... HELL YEAH!!!

@seanA416

3 жыл бұрын

I love spam, I do. But a sweet fruit like pineapple does not belong on a pizza, haha.

@flamingpieherman9822

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanA416 think of Hawaiian pineapple and the pig smoked in the ground for a luau...they do work together.

@rusteshackleferd8115

3 жыл бұрын

@@flamingpieherman9822 yes they do but comparing luau pig meat and Canadian bacon is like comparing beef jerky and a T-bone steak.

@sailordaigurren8225

3 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid in Australia, we called ham and pineapple pizza "American pizza."

@knapsackcat4309

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing I was thinking. Sounds good.

Remember taping music on the radio

50 yr old here! Love his set! I admit, I am glad we can get info we forgot instantaneously now! But I do have fond memories of mixed tapes for whoever you love that week! And I got super good at splicing video tapes and cassettes that were chewed a little! Lovely days gone by! I don’t think I’d wanna go back, but nice memories…then Dave Matthews & a gal of ice cream! Many blessings!

I remember going to the doctors office and seeing ashtrays in the waiting room.

@caroconga

2 жыл бұрын

I remember being in hospital after an operation and asking the nurse for an ashtray! She brought me one and I enjoyed a cigarette, there, in the four bed ward! Ah, the good old days! 🤣

@bporrelli

2 жыл бұрын

I remember going to the doctor's office and he was smoking! French Gauloises no less.

@caroconga

2 жыл бұрын

@@bporrelli 🤣🤣🤣

@michaelgeorge595

2 жыл бұрын

Same😤

@ellariel7457

2 жыл бұрын

@@caroconga And in later days, paying the $10-12/day premium for a private room, so I could recover from surgeries whilst smoking to my heart’s content! LOL (yes, I now realize that’s an oxymoron!)

Holy crap. This guy had me going for 45 minutes straight. Kudos! I did 4 years outta Pearl Harbor, this guy makes me wanna go back. Gonna be a lot more expensive next time. Last time, all I had to do was join the Navy.

@debracoronado3331

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Great performance Kermit ! I needed a laugh, nd you were exactly what I needed ! God bless

@Lmy976

2 жыл бұрын

This guy is so funny.

Born in 1971, this guy is truth..!!!

@themaharishi8160

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get why I love this guy so much XD

@bkurtz8770

2 жыл бұрын

1970 here

Great routine! Original and quirky material. Thank you! Australians quite like pineapple on a pizza too, with ham, olives, mushroom, and spicy salami. It's so good on a cold night, especially on the way home at 2am from dancing at a club.

He is a comedian that should be a millionaire star that is actually hilarious and probably very deserving😂😂🙏🏾

Him noticing his hand grabbing his leg to put in the car, bout killed me🤣

He looks exactly like what I'd expect a Hawaiian Kermit to look like!

@everynewdayisablessing8509

7 ай бұрын

I probably laughed more from your one joke than his whole routine.

HI-(wait for it)-LARIOUS lmfao man this dude is a legend. One of the best I seen. Once I started laughing I could not stop. I need more of his content, somebody hook me up.. btw if you grew up poor under 30 you'll understand all his jokes lmao

@Iwasonceanonionwithnolayers

3 жыл бұрын

I said this, out loud, to myself, when he said that! I wasn't even looking at the screen and I knew what he was doing.

@emiliadavis8247

3 жыл бұрын

Eric Smith Dwayne Perkins is awesome!!

Love the bit about work! Also like his animated moves during his jokes!

Much Aloha Kermet. Thanks for the good old memories as a kid

His daughter rolled her eyes so hard she sprained her forehead. What he said to her made me laugh for half an hour.

I recently threw my back out - twice in two months - putting the lid down on the toilet - both times.

@debracoronado3331

3 жыл бұрын

🙋

Omg I still have hand propelled windows in my car..lol

@abbykoop5363

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@IDAHOJAKE

3 жыл бұрын

Technically it's hand crank.

@christophercothern2354

3 жыл бұрын

Hand propelled.. :') Do you have the fin knobs to engage intra space vortex as well?

@joatkinson04

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but I'd had a couple and that was what my brain let me type...Hey but you got the gist..lol..xx

@christophercothern2354

3 жыл бұрын

@@joatkinson04 Haha you made the comment section a great place of humor, it was delightful.

Yup, I strained my back sleeping too... I turned 40 this year! Yaay 😐

@ralphwang1434

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I’ve strained my calf in my sleep while 17 or 18 ... at least twice that month 😂

@brainwashingdetergent4322

3 жыл бұрын

@@ralphwang1434 well hell! What’s gonna happen when you turn 40?

@thefamilyname1

2 жыл бұрын

It's like a Rite of Passage

@brainwashingdetergent4322

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefamilyname1 but I thought 40 was the new 30! Someone lied!

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

Try magnesium supplements. I use to have them and my doctor said to take magnesium.Totally recommend it, it really works.

wait until you are 65 and retired. You're invisible to EVERYONE ... except scammers.(your new best friends)

I’m the over 40 gang, I used a bic pen to rewind my tapes

@MsDesiree39

3 жыл бұрын

yeppers....lol...been there

@88Shinto

3 жыл бұрын

I did too... and take out the ink tube and top stopper and you've got a pea shooter, balled up paper and spit.

@danabarnes4751

3 жыл бұрын

My biggest thing about that joke was the fact that he missed an opportunity to sing tiny pieces of the kinds of songs that he would be skipping over

@justinabalos1263

3 жыл бұрын

Yep and have to use little pieces of toilet paper in your tape to record off the radio

@ebonibethea8037

3 жыл бұрын

#2 pencil was my tool of choice😉😉😉

I’m over 40 I got the whole show, hilarious! Go Kermit go go frog boy

I bought cassette recorders, VHS and vinyl with the accessories and now my kids know all the historic ways.

Only about 20% of the way through this and I relate to everything he's saying! 😍😆😍😆😍

We made ashtrays in 80s too. I felt weird making it though because smoking was becoming wrong.

My stepdad was Italian and he made a pizza 🍕 that was sooooooo delicious! That was in 1953 on the west coast (California ) We never knew about Pizza 🍕 then (at least I didn’t ) I am 83 and you talk about technology zipping along I remember when there wasn’t a space program called NASA ,but I watched the first moon landing and walking on the moon ! (True or not depending on your beliefs) computers were room sized no cell phones and we still had party lines ! Not a party 🎉 like you are thinking 🤨 HOWEVER ELVIS WAS STILL MOSTLY UNKNOWN ! And ROCK ‘N ROLL WAS NEW ! “ l don’t care what anybody say Rock and Roll is to Stay”! And so many wonderful things are in your future young people ! You are loved ❤️and Blessings to Each and everyone of you wherever you are on this Beautiful Planet ! 👍❤️✊🏾👵🏻(my daughter )👩🏻‍🦰🐶😺🖖👽

I m in my late 20s and I so relate to every single one of his 40s joke😅

@Ben-rz9cf

3 жыл бұрын

makes me feel old too

@christophercothern2354

3 жыл бұрын

I'm fixing to be 30.. we caught wind of all the culture before it shifted.. glad people are more conscience, but I would be more so if they used less judgement against one another as they did in those days.

@jmanswat2457

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 31 and now my back hurts from just sleeping too! Doesn't seem to matter if you were fit or lazy. My parents even laugh at me when I tell them about it.

@dropkickmurphy4114

3 жыл бұрын

How?

@jakesgenuineanarchy5955

3 жыл бұрын

I’m 14 years old, I still relate, I have the soul of an old man I swear.

If you remember when talking loudly and gesticulating wildly while walking down the street alone was seen as strange and worrying behavior - you might be an old person.

This dude just made my day bruh 😂😂🙏🏾

5:42 Waving like Kermit the Frog doesn't help your case...

In the 60s we made ashtrays in school. There was asbestos in the clay.

This is the funniest person I have heard so far on Dry Bar 😂. He had me rolling. I was laughing so hard about the parenting that I paused it and called my friend and told that she and her husband needed to watch it. Laughter is indeed good medicine 😂

Ha ha!! Ashtrays in art class...we did that!!!

This guy is great! Telling my age here... I have an antique console record player/stereo radio unit. When my granddaughter (bd 1999) saw the vinyl records, she exclaimed "That's the biggest disc I've ever seen! " 🤣

I remember making ash trays in public school 🤣🤪

the ADD jokes though...I'm literally watching this while playing a game XD

@joshreaperrodriguez

3 жыл бұрын

You to

@Animebryan2

3 жыл бұрын

What a coincidence! I'm listening to these while making a game!

The Part about him hurting his back while sleeping I almost fell off the chair from laughing because that’s exactly how I hurt my back

LOVED YOUR OVER FORTY JOKES!!! I IDENTIFIED WITH THEM ALL. SO ON POINT. THEY NEVER TOLD US, THAT OUR BODIES WOULD ONE DAY, TRY TO KILL US... 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

@deeh6457

2 жыл бұрын

You too!! I thought it was just me😹😹😹😹

Listening to all your flashbacks. Them good times! I too had a Walkman and members only jacket.

@michaelterrell

2 жыл бұрын

I had a Crystal Radio!

Love this guy...probably cuz I’m from Hawaii and old...😒

@hawaiigirl8089

3 жыл бұрын

Same here! Honolulu

In Canada, where the Hawaiian pizza was invented, we use ham not " Canadian bacon " because , A) There is no such thing as " Canadian Bacon " .

@rustylee1836

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's what we use everywhere. Since that's what Canadian bacon is.

@alanmacification

3 жыл бұрын

@@rustylee1836 In the US, Canadian bacon can mean almost any kind of spiced ham loaf or " round " other then streaky bacon.

@rustylee1836

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanmacification Yeah. Ham. That's what we both said. Canadian bacon.

9:30 is the new midnight, oh yeah!

Great Job Kermet!! Great Back Drop Dry Bar!!!!

I made a few ashtrays in art class 😂😂😂

@jessicae5653

3 жыл бұрын

I made one in Sunday school at church

@jasimenmetcalf1870

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessicae5653 lol okay that is epic 😂😂😂

@GMAMEC

2 жыл бұрын

It’s hard to believe that just about everyone, including non smokers, had an ashtray.

I'm 24.. caught every reference especially the Walkman and trying to find the song on the cassette. Funny stuff. Lovely show

Oh God, I'm crying on "I will fart on your neck" and "the bra comes off. We can't go anywhere".😭😂

LMAO, actual tears streaming! 🤣

"Anyone else remember when 'I don't know' was a perfectly good answer?" FINALLY!!!! SOME WHO THINKS THE SAME WAY AS ME!!! Seriously. While watching a movie, my dad will ask "What other movie does that actor play in?" I always say "I don't know" then, he asks the exact same question 50 more times before the movie ends...

You are so fantastically funny. Love the deadpan delivery and physical comedy. I'm 51 and got every one of those jokes.

I'm 79 and I made ashtrays in school which I took home and gave to my mother. And I thought I was a very good macaroni artist. Which I insisted needed to be on the refrigerator until the macaronis sort of dried up and started to fall off the paper. Also made a lot of snakes rolled out clay into long ropes. We also used the snake like clay layering it around and around making it a little bit taller with each wind until we had a somewhat lopsided small bowl. But there was progress because in freshman art class I made a small panther. Small compared to the larger model that you could buy in a local store and place on top of your console TV/ record player. Having one of those glossy Black Panthers on the top of your TV steam to be the fashion of the time. LOL

I did make a clay ashtray at school as a boy, too. Forgot about that. I felt so happy about accomplishing something 😄

55yrs old and I don't care what people think of me😂 I avoid them anyway. It's a time that you realise you made the worst friends when you were younger and you're never going to repeat that. You learn that staying in is the new going out and that hobbies make you happy and content.... lol my tapes ended up in my hand bag and getting them out was a spaghetti treat..... 😁

@deeh6457

2 жыл бұрын

It was ok for awhile. I have been done w the whole thing since August of 21. I don’t go out to clubs or anything crazy and I am also 58. But if I wanted to then I would. There are things worse than death.And I refuse to carry anything-other than a license.

Funny dude! Honestly had me laughing over and over.

This guy is so funny. Tape recorders & ashtrays...you gotta love it.🤣🤣

According Kemet's theory I got the 40's transition when I turned 35 :)

@jmanswat2457

3 жыл бұрын

@ 31 right here😅😭😭😭

Lol it's so true what he says about after 40.... today I went to the store in pjs and slippers! 🤣

@caroliner2029

3 жыл бұрын

That's my outfit for putting out the bins after dark on bin night.😁

@deeh6457

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Steve but you didn’t have a bra to take off!!😅

I need these man to read audiobooks. He has a great voice!

I will be 49 this year! Man I can so relate to his whole skit!!😵😭😂

Im 22 y/o, and I remember cassette tapes, CD players, the first ipod touch, and the chalk-like candy cigarettes that were the number one cause of all my cavities as a kid lol

Love this guy!!!! So funny!!

He is a spectacular!!! I loved this show!! I am 58 so I knew what all his jokes ment!! You the Best!

Mahalia Jackson concert, 1971. I've been to my health club twice, once to sign up and once to renew.

@sailordaigurren8225

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you renew?

I love this guy! I grew up in Oahu

How depressing to go from Hawaii to Sesttle. You gotta have a good sense of humor!

Bacon spam is delicious. I also love to cut spam up into little fries and fry them. Spam fries 😋

@alfr1

3 жыл бұрын

Sis wants Turkey Spam; I can get it to her but I gotta send a pack of 6.

@brainwashingdetergent4322

3 жыл бұрын

SPAM FRIES!!!!

@Matty80822

3 жыл бұрын

brah I grew up on spam musubis but you are a savage sir. need rice fo da salt

To get the tape back in the cassette. Use a pen an blow across the tape, this holds it in position while u wind it back in..

Brilliant comedian! Thank you Dry Bar!

I threw my back out for 2 weeks by opening the oven door. I understand your pain🤣

I made an ashtray in my “plastic works” class. A double whammy. Definitely something you wouldn’t see today 😂.

Don’t feel bad. I hurt my Achilles doing a plank! I feel ya! 😂

I tweak my back sleeping every fricken night

This guy's so funny I'm barely thru laffing at one joke before I'm choking from another laugh joining that one.

Great show in Holland, MI tonight! Looking forward to this hour!!!

I love this guy! Hilarious! LMAO🤣🤣🤣