The "3000" makes everything better lmao

@Jeremy_the_bot

2 жыл бұрын

Right. He's straight off the assembly line.

@albertnoble2727

2 жыл бұрын

I used that as a kid too.

@miscellaneousaccount7203

2 жыл бұрын

"I love you 3000."

@tcsprynce5748

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeremy_the_bot 😂

@the_mariocrafter

2 жыл бұрын

500th like!

That's Mr. 3000 to you, judge.

@ODBonesCorleone402

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@ineur8780

2 жыл бұрын

One, two, three, uh! My baby don't mess around Because she loves me so, and this I know for sure (Uh) But does she really wanna But can't stand to see me walk out the door? (Ah) Don't try to fight the feeling 'Cause the thought alone is killing me right now (Uh) Thank God for Mom and Dad For sticking two together 'cause we don't know how (C'mon) Hey ya! Hey ya! Hey ya! Hey ya! Hey ya! Hey ya! Hey ya! Hey ya! You think you've got it, oh, you think you've got it But "got it" just don't get it till there's nothing at all (Ah!) We get together, oh, we get together But separate's always better when there's feelings involved (Ah) If what they say is, "Nothing is forever" Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes Then what makes, what makes, what makes love the exception? So why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh Are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here? Y'all don't wanna hear me, you just wanna dance Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Don't want to meet your daddy Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Just want you in my Caddy (Uh-oh) Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Don't want to meet your mama (Uh-oh) Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Just want to make you cum-a' (Uh-oh) Hey ya! (Uh-oh) I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm just being honest (Uh-oh) Hey ya! I'm just being honest Hey, all right now, all right now, fellas (Yeah?) Now, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice Cold!) I can't hear ya I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice Cold!) All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right Okay now, ladies (Yeah?) Now, we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds Now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing Now, I want to see y'all on your baddest behavior Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor Ah, here we go! Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it (Uh-oh) Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it (Uh-oh) Shake it like a Polaroid picture, hey ya! Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, shake it (Okay), shake it, sugar Shake it like a Polaroid picture Now, all the Beyoncés and Lucy Lius And baby dolls, get on the floor You know what to do, oh, you know what to do You know what to do Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Hey ya! (Uh-oh, hey ya!) Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Hey ya! (Oh, oh, uh-oh) Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Hey ya! (Uh-oh) Hey ya! Hey ya!

@davidloter5391

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@antonnovo695

2 жыл бұрын

LOLLLLL

@MrUnstoppableHeart

2 жыл бұрын

LMAAAAAAAOOO

The fact that NONE of them burst out in laughter at the way the judge said "buttf*cker 3000" is so impressive. I for sure would have been kicked to the waiting room for wheezing 🤣

@n.m.3760

6 ай бұрын

They probably be held in contempt in court charge.

@Ballen81587

6 ай бұрын

Dude for real I’d have to get off camera to die laughing as silently as possible

@DeathDasein

6 ай бұрын

the girl was low key laughing tho

@robertmiller8529

6 ай бұрын

No one is in a good mood when they’re seeing a judge. Trust me.

@kkondor1081

6 ай бұрын

Joseph did eventually

I can’t even believe the judge actually read his name out loud 🤣

@kaneidareyue7715

Күн бұрын

He has to, there is no need for censorships and snowflakes in court.

“I’m sorry sir, it wasn’t meant to be that” *changes it to 2000*

@jonathangray8052

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@marissa762

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@ohfvfx6868

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@yank31

2 жыл бұрын

:DD

@lorenzodellolio

2 жыл бұрын

10/10 joke

The "3000" on the end is what made me laugh. Like he just came off the production line or something.

@CrazyJoe

2 жыл бұрын

I’m an endoskeleton covered by a cybernetic organism.

@drunkenphilosopher5159

2 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyJoe This

@XtZBane

2 жыл бұрын

Introducing the revolutionary new Buttfucker 3000! Batteries not included.

@SUPERNOVA0360

2 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyJoe This

@nathancomfort4603

2 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh so hard thank you

The “3000” somehow makes it 10 times funnier 😂

@TunaSubb

4 ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@UtterlyClueless1

Ай бұрын

Someone already said this and it's a top comment, why did you decide to say it? (This is a genuine question I have no follow up statements I am just genuinely curious)

@Chronic_Relapser

Ай бұрын

@@UtterlyClueless1 I posted it 2 months ago but I assume it was because I thought it was funny. I don’t care what the top comment was and I may not have even read it. Couldn’t care less about “likes” etc.

@TunaSubb

Ай бұрын

@UtterlyClueless1 who cares if it was said before most people dont even pay attention to that or give two sh*ts. Did you go through all 12 k comments to see if there were comments similar to one another? Generally curious. Get a life

@UtterlyClueless1

Ай бұрын

@@TunaSubb no I saw that in the top comments there are at least 3 repeats and yes I do scroll through the comment section a bit because I'm looking at what people have to say. I guess you just open your mouth but never your eyes or ears because then maybe you would care what other people have to say on a topic you're about to open your fat mouth. Evidently though you don't care about anything other than your own dumb words.

This whole video is gold. All the way down to the dude's laugh at the end and the next person being named "Grossnickel".

@gwibus

3 ай бұрын

And joseph christ 🤣

@RaystormTheWise

2 ай бұрын

I heard GrossNipple

@gwibus

2 ай бұрын

@@MidwestRainstorms Waaaaaaaaaaah, someone doesnt know how to take a fucking joke 😭

@paulw5039

Ай бұрын

@@MidwestRainstorms Jesus Crist, man, lighten up.

@GrumpyDynamo

Ай бұрын

Scarberry

The judge is probably just jealous he couldn’t come up with an intelligent username like that

@Humanprototype-wh8qr

2 жыл бұрын

he hides it like a pro

@brodyking7095

2 жыл бұрын

@@Humanprototype-wh8qr Hides it?

@rebelfriend42yearsago34

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah hes just mad hes stuck with a name like jeffrey

@hellolastname9556

2 жыл бұрын

Scarberry is cool

@GetDarceChoked

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t use probably’s, it makes you look stupid.

Man, I bet that Judge hasn't laughed once since 1974.

@BiggyJimbo

2 жыл бұрын

I know right, he needs to lighten up lol

@tectomes

2 жыл бұрын

Judges think they are defendant's last hope at a normal life. Little do they know, they are just doormen.

@dantedlane2

2 жыл бұрын

Thank God someone serious in court

@dantedlane2

2 жыл бұрын

@@tectomes dude we need law here

@kieranriches1089

2 жыл бұрын

It's his job to be professional and him joining as that makes a mockery of the process, it's dumb comedy anyway

"It's Mr 3000 to you."

@jasonmckinney9938

17 күн бұрын

That’s incredible hahaha

"We'll bring this fool in" Mr 3000: " *It's showtime* " 😎

I bet the judge is called PartyBoi69 outside of “Zoom court”.

@BiggusNickus

2 жыл бұрын

A fellow man of culture I see.

@SharlenesJourney

2 жыл бұрын

Right 😂😂

@ms.yawhaw8831

2 жыл бұрын

Thing

@danielj616

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahhahaha damn. Nailed it.

@cliffs9458

2 жыл бұрын

Lol wow yeah.... 😂 that judge probably never laughs during parties, weddings, or non business events but seriously that's honestly just life for some adults at that age homie.

Everyone being serious until a guy finally laughs at the end makes it funnier lmao

@xenobestx8423

2 жыл бұрын

“My Mom hasn’t fed me in days please help me.” -Kanye East

@jakeholden9871

2 жыл бұрын

uh yeah, that's the video

@Utubesuxmycock

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@TheYoutubeG.O.A.T

2 жыл бұрын

And the guy who laughed was joeseph crist

@user-br6qr6wi7z

2 жыл бұрын

Preach. I think Kaitlyn was covering up her giggles. 😂

I used to work in a court room decades ago, you'd be surprised at the spontaneous comic relief at times.

That judge is super jaded. Like nothing surprises him. Good God man.

“what kind of idiot logs into court like that?” feels like a quote from a sci fi comedy

@TheXboxReviewer

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds more cyberpunk to me

@iPlayzz

2 жыл бұрын

No it doesn’t

@theshuman100

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheXboxReviewer the dystopia is now fellas

@adilsaeed9081

2 жыл бұрын

Yea & what kind of an idiot judge would believe that he log in with that name on purpose to get himself in trouble. The manner in which the judge asked the question should be scrutinized as well. Crazy how people in power are incapable of using logic for it's own agenda.

@DgardsGaming

2 жыл бұрын

What kind of person doesn’t have a sense of humour? That poor guy, that judge was a judge also we’re not in a real court room, we are not in your court room he’s in his bedroom.

Considering Zoom allows for names to be saved and automatically applied when you join meetings, it's likely this guy is really bloody unlucky with whoever last tampered with his computer.

@acapybara3032

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, i had my name set as "pp" from a dnd session because my friends and i were fucking around and then i accidentally joined my next psychiatrist appointment with that as my name and my doctor was so confused and asked "what is pp?" i was so fucking embarrassed lmao

@ShadyRonin

2 жыл бұрын

@@acapybara3032 lmfao this made my day

@thegroi

2 жыл бұрын

@@acapybara3032 "what is pp" He forgor 💀

@ataberk3539

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegroi 🗿

@thegroi

2 жыл бұрын

@@ataberk3539 🗿

Poor Mr. 3000 😂

The fact that the judge is just like "Its not Buttfucker 3000?" Holy shit I'm crying right now. There is no way I would have been able to hold myself back, I would have had to mute myself and just laugh my ass off 😂😂😂

@jadoc3767

8 ай бұрын

Joseph Crist couldn't hold it at the end

@visionquest414

8 ай бұрын

judge should have called him a poopie face or pee pee head

@cadcad-jm3pf

4 ай бұрын

"Yes sir, BUTTFUCKER 3000 is my legal name sir!"

@Winning33

4 ай бұрын

Wish I could laugh that hard just seems to me like judge is a humorless dick head

@vulturewaterbug

4 ай бұрын

I've had to have to stifle laughter in the courtroom before, and it wasn't anywhere near as funny as this! Then the comments....

The face of confusion when judge called him a “butt fucker” had me crying

@denz4348

2 жыл бұрын

Im ur 1k liker :3

@xerilaun

2 жыл бұрын

0:22

@drum5ik960

2 жыл бұрын

3000

@ZillaPlaysGames

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO, you had me rollin'

@YakkoWarnerTower

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, he's pretty hypocritical ngl.

"Joseph Crist" sounds like the walmart version of Jesus Christ lol

@jaare4202

2 жыл бұрын

It‘s his dad lmao

@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaare4202 I made sure to look for Mary Crist. If SHE was there, this would have been.... God-tier trolling.

@shubhampanwar6960

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaare4202 or is he? 😳

@kainey

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sgt.thundercok4704

2 жыл бұрын

When your lord and savior comes from 'Wish'.

“My apologies, Sir, I don’t know how this works. I just used my grandpa’s Zoom account.”

thank you sir for having the balls to not censor this to monetize other people's shit, much respect, you earned a like, sub, and comment. youtube needs more people like you.

I still can’t get over the fact that Zoom court actually exists, just the thought of it is the funnies shit I’ve ever heard

@ken45y

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh yes..had to use zoom for my divorce...but then again glad I didn't have to see my ex.

@aithanleeom5152

2 жыл бұрын

Zoom court is interesting. But umm i hope i never find myself in zoom court because law enforced or not attending court in zoom is just fucking stupid. Don't take your life problems out on AI.

@kigwe

2 жыл бұрын

@@ken45y you are actually very stupid to come announce to us that you are divorced like it's something you should be proud of lol

@IGotOverIt

2 жыл бұрын

"We find the defendant, guilty!" *Logs out of zoom from an undisclosed location*

@Dhfhucudu

2 жыл бұрын

@@kigwe She never implied that. She just replied with that since it’s relevant to her situation

He genuinely looks shocked, like someone played the most inappropriate joke at his expense. *Roommate holding back laughs*: "How'd the court meeting go?"

@mrlag8467

2 жыл бұрын

you are right except it was his sister not a roommate

@jefftee448

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrlag8467 For real? How do you know?

@newguy3588

2 жыл бұрын

Lol nah, he was lying. He for sure did that. His face dropped like a double stroke when he realized he didn't update his name.

@coloradostrong

2 жыл бұрын

@@jefftee448 It is what he told the judge.

@schmallboi9282

2 жыл бұрын

@@newguy3588 search his name you can see an article for it, he says it was his sister that did it

"Uh... Mr. Grossnickle?" was the best part. Good job editing.

The few seconds of silence after the guy joins had me in tears.

These guys aren't human if they can keep their laugh in the whole time.

@Amkx4502

2 жыл бұрын

boomer

@devonte1175

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to The American Justice System

@LaurennM360

2 жыл бұрын

i remember being in court and somebody laughing during someone elses case and the judge getting fucking pissed off and saying the next person to make a sound, unprompted, will be held in contempt of court. so if i ever have court again--(hopefully not)--i uh, wont be making a sound. 😂

@Amkx4502

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaidanalenko5222 funny

@m1co294

2 жыл бұрын

Well Joseph Crist is the only human then

Imagined getting sentenced to death on zoom

@FuckYoutubeCensorship

2 жыл бұрын

If Elon Musk has his way, he'll be able to guarantee the process is handled remotely. It's fucking scary how close this is to a feasible outcome...

@ddebenedictis

2 жыл бұрын

This is petty stuff like traffic. No lawyers. Anything involving lawyers and juries would be in person.

@drakeking9628

2 жыл бұрын

@@spikey1389 you think whites are perfect?

@HyoukaAnalystLore3452

2 жыл бұрын

@@spikey1389 Lol, good one...

@lifebeforedeath1788

2 жыл бұрын

@@spikey1389 “Argh! I’m not white and perfect!” -nobody

He's just asserting dominance over his fellow inmates before he's sent away to do time.

@Zerospawnn

4 ай бұрын

For a parking ticket?

@Wft-bu5zc

3 ай бұрын

@@Zerospawnn It wasn't a parking ticket he was arrested for possession of meth, you can look it up online.

@Welshy

2 ай бұрын

...he was a wtiness

@PatrickArcato

2 ай бұрын

​@@WelshyThere's no way someone that Alpha only watched, he got right in there

@mwalker3547

5 күн бұрын

😂🤣😂

This guy thought he was logging into his CNN meeting.

“What kind of idiot logs into court like that?” The internet: “First time?”

@ballaking1000

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, it is pretty much the 'first time' that courts were being held like this, online.

@lucassupports3234

2 жыл бұрын

Judge Jeffery wasn't lying about that immature man... 🤦‍♂️

@samuelsalvatore4511

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucassupports3234 yeah, everyone knows 3234 is better than just 3000

@ight2060

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucassupports3234 immature??? no he's funny

@slay3699

2 жыл бұрын

@@ight2060 so... inmature😩

The Judge saying his screen name makes it even funnier

@existentiald562

2 жыл бұрын

A true power move, he gave buttfucker what he may have wanted, and maintained social dominance and professionalism throughout.

@wackosaco7369

2 жыл бұрын

lol seriously

@50URC

2 жыл бұрын

and he’s saying it in a serious and formal tone!! 🤣🤣🤣

@bandit-ms6ys

2 жыл бұрын

you yoho

@kylesquid

2 жыл бұрын

You yoho

I have no idea why this was recommended to me, but I’m so glad it was 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The judge went home and told his wife about this over a salad dressed with balsamic vinegar. Probably.

@evanhughes1510

7 ай бұрын

What’s wrong with a salad with balsamic

@matthewrammig

7 ай бұрын

Nothing.That just happened to be what they were having for dinner. @@evanhughes1510

@KirkLee1983

4 ай бұрын

​@@evanhughes1510its feminine

@user-mi5tu2rq6r

3 ай бұрын

@@KirkLee1983do you eat your salad straight from the ground like a man, knife and fork searching through the soil for bugs to use as protein

@TheDrugFreeThrasher

Ай бұрын

“Nancy, you wouldn’t believe the idiocracy displayed by this young man!”

No your honor, actually my real name is Hugh Janus.

@corinbrowne5274

3 жыл бұрын

Ha... Could tell straight away

@rossrobertson674

3 жыл бұрын

Uhh no your honor my name is buttfucker2000, sorry for the mix up

@getstew

3 жыл бұрын

I believe that is Hugh Jassole!

@kosovartupac9579

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s Gabe itch

@havok9001

3 жыл бұрын

or Hugh Balls

Plot twist: "Buttfucker" is an auto-generated Zoom username and he happened to be the 3000th user to have it.

@johnkreese4706

2 жыл бұрын

He should have spelled it bhuttphucker

@ventrys

2 жыл бұрын

really?

@Acealio

2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure that if you don’t make a username on zoom before joining a call, it takes it from your email. That might have happened to this guy.

@CursorXH

2 жыл бұрын

@@Acealio that's some good email name btw

@satish7301

2 жыл бұрын

One hell of an automatically generated name...

0:01 "Now we'll bring this fool in here" The guys not even in the call yet and the judge is already dropping insults Absolute power move

@tortillademaiz1

7 ай бұрын

He saw his name in the waiting room

"Sorry your honor but your wife insisted I use this handle".

Plot twist: Brandon Grossnickle hacked him and changed the name on purpose, so he didn’t have the dumbest name in the room anymore

@nickgaray5904

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@vaynardBG

2 жыл бұрын

He still is

@kin2955

2 жыл бұрын

Jizz A. Bella right?!😂

@Bigdongers69

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget about Michael scarberry,

@kt7629

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha! also the name cut off on the square and it cut off when his name was read by the judge...can you imagine that it could possibly be longer and more strange!

He seemed genuinely surprised when the Judge told him his username. I think someone was messing with the poor guy.

@2008Pain

2 жыл бұрын

Probably. In college two of my friends pranked a guy(who is also one of my close friend) by changing his whatsapp name to "Fucker". It took him a good 2 days to realise what happened after someone in a group chat pointed it out.

@Vlusion

2 жыл бұрын

Prob Joseph XD

@r4h4al

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think he got Zaped.

@christopherkaczmarek4419

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I do believe that he was telling the truth

@289rory

2 жыл бұрын

I think so too.

The legend that pranked this guy must be praised for giving us this gem 😂😂😂

Seeing this judges reaction to DreamyBullXXX raiding his zoom courtroom would be priceless 😂😂😂

I think I'm gonna say it, court trials on Zoom just were not a good idea

@LeeSato111

2 жыл бұрын

Never expected a Minecraft youtuber to comment on a video like this!XD

@wileng8655

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeeSato111 they are commenting to farm people going to their channel, they dont care about the videos they comment on

@ddalgi6673

2 жыл бұрын

@@wileng8655 i meaaan they could also just be commenting just cuz and not have an ulterior motive for it but idk just a thought

@FS2MrJelly

2 жыл бұрын

@@ddalgi6673 nah verified KZreadrs who aren’t as well known usually write low-effort or cringe, or downright stolen comments just to farm likes and subs. It is because of that that I feel that the verification mark is now a symbol of toxicity and popularity abuse. Maybe I’m overreacting though, sorry for the long rant. Edit: Yeah I was definitely overreacting lmao.

@ThatGuy-nc8nf

2 жыл бұрын

Whats up checkmark

Not very professional of the judge to rail on a normal citizen like that. He should have properly addressed the man by his name of Mr. 3000.

@dannyboy2267

2 жыл бұрын

Damn right

@mondongo9323

2 жыл бұрын

Very unprofessional by the judges part

@juanpaVlz

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

@itzelmontalvo6645

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@jjdueuehsjsusus589

2 жыл бұрын

That judge is a old weirdo

Judge calling someone an idiot is very unprofessional.

@unrealsimon93

4 ай бұрын

as opposed to naming yourself "buttfucker 3000" for a court appearance...

@user-dg2lp5zc6c

4 ай бұрын

It is an American judge, so, all right

@kilovolt2494

4 ай бұрын

I cannot agree more. He could just make a joke out of it and move on, because these “idiots” make our life unexpected and funny. Perhaps the judge didn’t laugh in 30 years or so.

@jakenake3401

4 ай бұрын

@@user-dg2lp5zc6c I love how you US citizens always make fun of their country like it's any better anywhere else, if US was that bad millions of people wouldn't come to that country every year asking asylum

@C1ark33

3 ай бұрын

He said bring this “Fool” in next at the beginning too 😂

I could watch this all day LMAO

He did tone it down for court, his regular online name is Assrape 10,000

@jdstarek

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this.

@pokerworld

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@AlexKunstar

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@RobTi

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@TheLivingRoomHero

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha this comment is gold 🤣🤣🤣

The fact that there is another 2999 versions of him is concerning

@anormalperson1188

2 жыл бұрын

Dont worry, thats only 0.003% of our population.

@riccardodellorto4267

2 жыл бұрын

In 2 years, we will reach version number 5000

@samuelebaglio00

2 жыл бұрын

There is another 999 versions of you as well

@mrfootball8

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelebaglio00 So there's 7 other versions of me? 😲

@IBL15

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Context for those too lazy to look it up: Nathaniel was the one being charged, possession of drug paraphernalia. His sister set up the Zoom account for him, and pranked him. He eventually pled guilty and was charged $200, and the judge decided *not* to hold him in contempt of court.

@PRubin-rh4sr

5 ай бұрын

Woah the court is so generous. 🙄

@Matt-cv6on

4 ай бұрын

@@PRubin-rh4sr That's why it's not funny. Probably half the judges in america would have just tacked on 6 months in jail for contempt

God forbid we insult the integrity of the esteemed Zoom Court.

@Cum007

5 ай бұрын

He calls it MY COURT with that screen name

Our boi Joseph Crist here was the only one who couldn’t keep his laugh in

@romefalls.

2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE EVERYWHERE.

@sacknutgaming2428

2 жыл бұрын

bro how the fuck did you just force yourself into existence how

@ilovexu

2 жыл бұрын

trolled

@shreyan80085

2 жыл бұрын

That Alexander heath is straight up sleeping...

@jakerodrigues4399

2 жыл бұрын

@@sacknutgaming2428 industry plant

Hearing an old guy say that so casually is what makes this hilarious

@christopherkaczmarek4419

2 жыл бұрын

Haha that was the part that got me

@Godmcgod

2 жыл бұрын

he's dealt with 2999 other buttfuckers before, he's numb to it, cares nothing for them

@agrofindastation

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't this the same judge where the abuser was in the same room with the girlfriend he abused?

@criminal2421

2 жыл бұрын

@@agrofindastation yes

I couldn't keep a straight face seeing that name pop up on the screen. Lmao

@n.m.3760

6 ай бұрын

I'm surprised no one bursted out laughing.

When you accidentally sign in with your secret porn surfing screename.

@kadenkingery

2 ай бұрын

lol

Joseph Crist was the only one in the room with a sense of humour, he was dying to laugh at the end. 😂😂😂

@LEuler-wl1jp

2 жыл бұрын

@Stevey B his brother would laugh his way to the cross

@Mr-rf9ni

2 жыл бұрын

@@LEuler-wl1jp oh shit😂😂😂

@alejandrocervantes8004

2 жыл бұрын

That shit was funny I would have died if I was on zoom court

@descai10

2 жыл бұрын

looks like Kaitlyn Torzewski was also trying to cover up a smile

@KyokuiGhostASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but you're not supposed to smile or ESPECIALLY laugh during court.

The way everyone has to put straight face ... I would have died of laughter

@australianwildlifenature1043

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they can laugh due to the fact it’s in a court case. As you can see the women in the lower left side covered her mouth as the judge is talking to buttfucker300!!

@CursedWheelieBin

2 жыл бұрын

I know, right? I’d have to take a time out and let it out 😂😂😂

@YakkoWarnerTower

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, it's hoenstly is kinda hard not to laugh at that ngl.

@xxhopexx2002

2 жыл бұрын

Especially since the guy was playing dumb like he didn’t put it there on purpose 🤭

@rjjcms1

2 жыл бұрын

So would I.

Kaitlyn... I am with you with your reaction 😂 EDIT - saw Alexander chuckled 😅

*"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause"*

@christopherkaczmarek4419

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@badmongo0

2 жыл бұрын

oh shut up man, its not 1984 you tool

@scottsulich827

2 жыл бұрын

Haha! rocketman is almost as funny as buttfucker 300

@gingerbrettman5665

2 жыл бұрын

-Padme Amidala It's a Star Wars Episode 3 quote.

@Superintendent_ChaImers

2 жыл бұрын

It dies with thunderous buttfucking.

The end though: “Uh Mr. Gross Nickel” Looks like there’s a challenger!

@lasthope3237

2 жыл бұрын

Who’s that and where is he on screen I would genuinely like to know

@dnimni

2 жыл бұрын

@@lasthope3237 Brandon Grossnickel

@soseikiharagatatsu7859

2 жыл бұрын

Buttfuckker 3000 is so damn funny

@Hero4fun77

2 жыл бұрын

Grossnipple

@ademeta1994

2 жыл бұрын

Joseph Crist is a pretty decent third too

Someone should give this judge a hug

I’ve seen this like 20 times and the comments are so good I’m dying

The day has come where judges now say, “What kind of idiot logs into court like that?”

@zenith2299

2 жыл бұрын

Dang

@TheNamesArif

2 жыл бұрын

@@zenith2299 who tf needs the word "dang" to be translated

@zenith2299

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheNamesArif Haha so It worked! You see i saw another reply Say "Dang" and if you translated It It would Say a bunch of nonsense, i was Just testing!

@army4chair345

2 жыл бұрын

@@zenith2299 for me it translated into spread

@warcrimeconnoisseur5238

2 жыл бұрын

@@army4chair345 Then spread them

He seems so confused when he says his screen name. It makes me think he might actually didn’t do it himself.

@LapisAndroid17ParkRanger

2 жыл бұрын

Thats correct, turned out his little sister did it as a joke. Ive read about it.

@SaltedMallows

2 жыл бұрын

@@LapisAndroid17ParkRanger Source?

@SilentEvil97

2 жыл бұрын

@@SaltedMallows Trust me bro

@ontherims3284

2 жыл бұрын

@@SaltedMallows TRUST HIM.

@AnimalTubeeeee

2 жыл бұрын

@@SaltedMallows for the record i just looked it up and its true

Best way to avoid jury duty I've ever seen.

This guy is a legend now. I can watch this over and over and laugh. I hope this guy is doing good now.

@1OFGODSOWN

4 ай бұрын

Why don’t you share it with GOD when you meet HIM & see if HE laughs.I’m guessing you will try to forget it then.

@ogrimzyz8643

4 ай бұрын

@@1OFGODSOWN shush

@1OFGODSOWN

4 ай бұрын

@@ogrimzyz8643 PLEASE just share it with him.

@rachelharmon6489

4 ай бұрын

@@1OFGODSOWNgod has a plan and this was part of it… just because you have no sense of humor doesn’t mean God doesn’t too 😂😂

@1OFGODSOWN

4 ай бұрын

@@rachelharmon6489 HE has a sense of humor because HE made you so it’s pretty obvious.Why don’t You share this Joke with HIM as you are passing through.

I really like the “3000”, as if he’s an improved model over the 2000-series

@bismarck6

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@michaelo2535

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how sad model 1000 was

@DaciaProject

2 жыл бұрын

A big ass. . .

@jakebrain8934

2 жыл бұрын

2000 was the superior model undoubtedly. 3000 is all style, no substance

@redditstoriesfuny

2 жыл бұрын

somehow the buttfucker 800 defeats buttfucker 3000

Poor guy seems sincerely confused. His friend probably playing a cruel joke. Still hilarious though!

@imadedmeme3742

2 жыл бұрын

It was actually is little sister who did it

@daf4ever

2 жыл бұрын

@@imadedmeme3742 She probably had a really good laugh... and felt bad at the same time

@imadedmeme3742

2 жыл бұрын

@@daf4ever lol I would to

@manishkabadi8811

2 жыл бұрын

@@daf4ever yeah feed bad after almost fucking ruining her brother's life

@acer4pid319

2 жыл бұрын

@@imadedmeme3742 proof?

bro got called a "yoho" by an official judge 💀💀💀

Solid first impression. You won't be forgot.

I'm crying right now. Everyone's lack of reaction to the judge carrying this out was just too much.

@pandapower5902

2 жыл бұрын

that was what got to me too

@wolfgangdevries127

2 жыл бұрын

Zombie Nation

@FatalShotGG

2 жыл бұрын

It's called they're mature and know how to act in a professional setting. Not class clowns who just has to let everyone know that they find it funny

@Buckeyes-zg6hs

2 жыл бұрын

@@FatalShotGG I bet ur fun and enjoyable to be around 👍🏾👍🏾

@Borya42

2 жыл бұрын

@@FatalShotGG Nobody really asked you, though.

It's the judge's deadpan delivery of the screen name that gets me.

@jgpix1

2 жыл бұрын

I know, right. ? He’s got no problem laying it out there

@marcusbruary7630

2 жыл бұрын

He is saying 3000 like it just rolled out the production line or something

@christopherhennessey8991

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking Brilliant!

@marcusbruary7630

2 жыл бұрын

@Bard Murray omg tell me more about this completely new product! What kinda new features and technology have you added to this model that the previous didnt have?!😮

@kuromyou7969

2 жыл бұрын

Probably tired of the Zoom bull crap. 😆

Judges live for these moments where they can put people down and call them idiots knowing that they can't respond. Respect should go both ways: if you call someone an idiot, then you don't deserve anyone's respect. He could've just pointed it out and told him to change it or he would have to put him out of the chat.

@DaveGrean

Ай бұрын

He should also learn to read a room. The guy was obviously genuinely shocked. It's not rocket science to figure out that someone probably played a prank on him, or the zoom account is used by different people. Obviously the judge is either impressively dvmb, or was just pretending because, as you suggested, he gets off to belittling people and didn't want to waste that chance by admitting to the obvious. Either way, it's sad that someone like that gets to play judge instead of cleaning toilets

my favorite OutKast member.

I mean, it’s certainly unprofessional but clearly the guy didn’t mean to do it. Plenty of people are confused with how zoom names work, and it might not have been his own personal account.

@akaok2060

2 жыл бұрын

"but clearly the guy didn’t mean to do it" if you believe this, I have some brides to sell you hella cheap; you can inspect them via zoom

@jridge98

2 жыл бұрын

My first day at college last year I was logged in as Jakeypoo. Immediately nope'd out of there and skipped the first day.

@theantianimeassociation7574

2 жыл бұрын

@@akaok2060 Clearly you dont know how the internet works if you dont think someone could accidently forget to change there name or be using someone elses account.

@keving1085

2 жыл бұрын

@@akaok2060 he later said his sister set up his zoom why tf would anybody go to court to try to make a fool of themselves

@Iluvpie6

2 жыл бұрын

@@akaok2060 alright look. In reality, we can’t know one way or the other. It’s more decorous to give someone the benefit of the doubt.

I love how he made sure that wasn't his actual name before reprimanding him.

@perfectfae3534

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!

@jeremywoods770

2 жыл бұрын

Ya, cant assume anything these days. isnt that right, X Æ A-12?

@IDoABitOfTrollin

2 жыл бұрын

@@perfectfae3534 "translate to english" Yea thanks youtube now I understand LAUGHTER

@oscarthefunnydoggo9695

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremywoods770 LOL

@oscarthefunnydoggo9695

2 жыл бұрын

@@IDoABitOfTrollin ikr

I love how he acts so dumbfounded.

I love that this was the first thing I watched in the morning

"Mr. Grossnickel.." at the end was a cherry on top

@railway9710

2 жыл бұрын

he asked him to take his hat off

@ontherims3284

2 жыл бұрын

@@railway9710 His pants actually.

@eredinbreaccglas3935

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@roelhoremans5887

2 жыл бұрын

That one killed me. As a Dutch or German speaker, it's even funnier.

@TMeek94

2 жыл бұрын

@@railway9710 do you know for a fact that he did? Cause the hat rule was always one of the dumbest things to me, and if people are seriously offended by a hat being on in a video call that's just depressing

Judge looks like he belongs in the late 18th century American revolutionary paintings. He straight up looks like Ben Franklin

@Eddie2P

2 жыл бұрын

that wasnt ben franklin?

@Jaymanslc

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's spot on

@pixel6134

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DoctorEdgarMcQuack

2 жыл бұрын

damn wigz

@AngelicBreath1111

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eddie2P "Looks like"

"Joseph Crist" is gonna have to be my new best friend. The way he laughed at the end. TOO FUNNY!

The fact we keep seeing the *_same judges_* *_Same attorneys_* *_And even they get suspended sometimes,_* Shows you how *_wild 1 day of court cases is._*

I laugh so hard because of 3000. He's name is so futuristic.

@brunoduvalbr

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@holliswilliams8426

2 жыл бұрын

You are a simple creature lol

@Lewej1

2 жыл бұрын

* his name. Sorry, I couldn't help but correct it.

@raiz91

2 жыл бұрын

He is ahead of times.

@Toxic_Death

2 жыл бұрын

I love you 3000

"Think about what you call yourself online..." He did and this was the result.

@upclosenpersonal100

2 жыл бұрын

Karens exposing themselves is a great result 😂

@Randy1337

2 жыл бұрын

rofl :-D *edit* your profile picture is one of the most adorable things, I have ever seen

@4evamobbin534

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so f*#%ing dead RN

@-_noble_-2621

2 жыл бұрын

Lol im subbed to you

@jc1424

2 жыл бұрын

@@-_noble_-2621 YEAH I've seen you before

These old dinosaurs don’t know how anything works, and when they make a mistake they don’t own-up to it.

BF3K was my favorite show on Comedy Central.

I actually believe him, he seemed pretty shocked. I've never used Zoom, does it save settings from previous meetings? Maybe it was set up as a joke for something else prior.

@jackisilluminati9142

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you don't get a prompt to set your name or anything, it automatically loads up either the previous username or the name on your email :/

@mabimabi212

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackisilluminati9142 Looks like someone "accidentally" used their porn email for a zoom meeting. Happens to the best of us.

@NJRidhan

2 жыл бұрын

The news said that his sister that sets the account for him

@biji_honi

2 жыл бұрын

@@NJRidhan **sweet home Alabama start playing in the background**

@andrewsimpler771

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackisilluminati9142 yea i found that the hard way when I logged into zoom with ben dover as my screenname

Judge is just mad because he wanted that to be his online handle. 2000 was not enough and 4000 was too much. 3000 was the sweet spot.

@zjmullan

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect comment

@LilXancheX

2 жыл бұрын

Lol?

@phillaysheo8

3 ай бұрын

The real sweet spot up the judges backside, that's why he pissed

These KZread recommendations know exactly what I want

18 seconds in and I've already laughed harder than I have all year 🤣🤣🤣

The fact that they're holding court over zoom meetings is ridiculous enough

@iggyp2639

2 жыл бұрын

its only for less serious offenses.

@Frost059HD

2 жыл бұрын

@@iggyp2639 as if that makes it any better

@windbeneathmywings4884

2 жыл бұрын

@Snobby Erusean Valley Girl that username tho 😂

@Humanprototype-wh8qr

2 жыл бұрын

why tho? is legit 4 less important offenses. imo appart from covid

@austin42891

2 жыл бұрын

@@Humanprototype-wh8qr nah if I have court for any reason, I wanna be there so I can face the judge or DA or prosecutor or whomever it may be. Video just makes it easier for them to lie and/or make new rules.

For some reason I didn't laugh the entire time. But when Joseph Crist start chuckling I start chuckling too just like him lol.

@olsaaan

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same his laugh made the video

@_JM-

2 жыл бұрын

I swear to god I did the same thing

@NuclearArcticFox

2 жыл бұрын

Is this Jesus Crist's dad?

@Ryan-gh7hs

2 жыл бұрын

yet you laugh at bread falling over

@einarabelc5

2 жыл бұрын

That's the brain for ya.

What doesnt kill me is the name, what kills me is the judge brings him in knowing the name is what it is just to lecture him and put him in time out

That’s the best impression to make in Court

This feels like it should be from a scene in a sitcom, not an *actual fricking court case*

@desirelabelle2199

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@mykester796

2 жыл бұрын

An SNL skit waiting to happen

@poly_propylene

2 жыл бұрын

@@mykester796 Do you mean SML like Super Mario Logan?

@mykester796

2 жыл бұрын

@@poly_propylene Saturday Night Live

@ACG7001

2 жыл бұрын

“Fricking”

He deserves a medal for this. Such a heroic performance on his end

@LAVATORR

3 жыл бұрын

The guy who named himself BUTTFUCKER3000? I know, they should put him on the $5 bill.

@LAVATORR

3 жыл бұрын

@Frederic Menjivar three peso bill. Final offer.

@adriannngp2012

2 жыл бұрын

big chungus wholesome 100% reddit moment

@TheIfrena2000

2 жыл бұрын

Crowd must’ve been in one of those moments of trying not to laugh in church

@0xtry748

2 жыл бұрын

for real the judge is so heroic

That guy is a LEGEND. I don't care what anyone says!

idk why but it's always funny how everyone's got a serious face on in zoom meetings.

Joseph Crist was so honest before the court that he couldn't hold back his laughter :) He's a good, honest person indeed

@eiffelviolet

2 жыл бұрын

It's not good that he laughed.

@daddymao2944

2 жыл бұрын

@@eiffelviolet I'm sorry that I accidentally committed beastiality on your pet dog

@OnlyShots_

2 жыл бұрын

@@daddymao2944 I feel terrible for laughing at this

@rangusj

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he's Jesus' dad right?

@pozloadescobar

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate this man for laughing like a real human would