So basically the most intelligent character in that episode was probably the zamboni XD.

@youkofoxy

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, he was running on, the best you can do when there's no way to drop and roll nor people capable of putting out fire.

@glorialiedtke8931

3 жыл бұрын

Well the old lady had the right idea calling for help, how was she supposed to know they would be this incompetent.

@AmberStallion

3 жыл бұрын

@@glorialiedtke8931 Good point

@Aimothewizard

3 жыл бұрын

The most intelligent character here is that door...

@npctrucker1367

3 жыл бұрын

The fact the zamboni is staying on the ice and not running into the walls makes it pretty smart.

What gets me is the writers of this show actually do not need to think up situations like this every week. Just have firefighters and paramedics send in their actual reports and it probably would be just as much drama and suspense.

@tomalexander7313

3 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be as exciting... oh no little ms Bertha fell and get up for the 4th time this shift! Oh snap old man Peter is bleeding out his ass again.

@lennardjakobi

3 жыл бұрын

In Germany we have the show Feuer und Flamme (and a terrible DMAX knockoff). All they do is strap a gopro on firefighters and follow them around for 2 months. Best show ever, some emotional and exciting moments, just great. Never understood these sort of dramatized shows, they are super annoying in comparison.

@sebastianschmidt566

3 жыл бұрын

I mean we also could fill the humor gap with funny story's without let us look like we didn't know to do our job

@russellcontreras394

3 жыл бұрын

@@lennardjakobi that sounds awesome.

@annabolika8919

3 жыл бұрын

@@russellcontreras394 you have to watch it! I don't know whether English subtitles are available, but I hope they are.

"Do you have a ladder?" Imagine your surgeon bringing you out of anesthesia mid-surgery to ask if you've got a scalpel on you.

@Sepilein1

Жыл бұрын

patient:"sure buddy i got you covered, the last Doctor on this show left one inside of my abdomen, just reach for it" Dr:"cheers mate" Patient:"oh im feeling dizzy again, good luck mate, you got this!"

@davidl.williams6776

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I would be flabbergasted.

I love the fact that not only is the Zamboni still running after bursting into flames, but it’s also doing laps around the rink and turning by itself

@brandonwithnell612

8 ай бұрын

best part is if the zambooni is magically just turning with the wall instead of loading the guy up in the center where he was safe they moved him to the wall whch would be in its path

@AB-ez4rm

7 ай бұрын

It's NHL's Skynet version.

@abdablelow6031

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jonsmitt9769

5 ай бұрын

I love the fact it’s just doing it over and over again. Maybe the operator never taught it to leave the rink when it’s done.

@user-ze1tl2ey8m

5 ай бұрын

I worked at an Ice rink, and we had this same Zamboni, and it was electric, and no they do not drive themselves.

"Do you have a ladder?" Is like a professional photographer asking his customer for a camera.

@likeabossgaming5571

2 жыл бұрын

Or a police officer asking a victim for handcuffs.

@zahirahezam48

2 жыл бұрын

Lol accurate

@yuki97kira

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine going to a restaurant and the cook is like "do you have food?"

@mickys8065

2 жыл бұрын

@@likeabossgaming5571 paramedic asking the casualty if they have a first aid kit

@candle_eatist

2 жыл бұрын

@@mickys8065 doctor asking another M.D. if they went to medical school

“dO yOu HaVe A lAdDeR” You know, the thing firefighters are third most known for behind water and axes

@QemeH

3 жыл бұрын

- asks the Captain of LADDER 19...

@DeathBringer769

3 жыл бұрын

Next they'll ask, do you have some hoses? Lol.

@billtree52

3 жыл бұрын

Literally a Hook and Ladder truck. I've known that since I was two.

@MrFakit

3 жыл бұрын

I think the Dalmatian is #1 . . .

@Sarge92

3 жыл бұрын

water axes jaws of life fire engines sexy callenders ice skating dont be silly everyone whos ever had a toy fireengine knows the ladder doesent come off the top DUH

I love that every fire they encounter is apparently immune to water

@smooshiebear80

7 ай бұрын

And that there is absolutely no water available

@davidl.williams6776

Ай бұрын

If I hear "Can't use water" one more time.

There needs to be a nursing version of this. Registered nurse greenscreens themselves into like any medical show. These are too good.

@MTDfilms

Жыл бұрын

Dang I kind of want to do this with my sister lol. I've learned a lot watching shows like that from both my sister and mom

@insulttothehumanrace3807

Жыл бұрын

If I could afford a greenscreen, I would. Even a nurse-in-training would know better than some of the nonsense they pull in these shows...

@dchil15

Жыл бұрын

​@@insulttothehumanrace3807 just go buy some green fabric.

@LesserAndrew

10 ай бұрын

I'd watch that. I think most of the green screens would feature nurses scrolling on their phones at the nurse's station while five TV docs crowd into the exam room by themselves. Not sure why most medical shows think doctors do all the work. Doc's job is to assess patients, develop treatment plans, file orders, and chart. Nurses do the real work of patient care by implementing those orders and monitoring patient condition. Night Shift was the worst about this, not only did the docs do the work that's actually performed by nurses, they kept going into the field and playing paramedic too. Nothing felt more real in that show than the episode where admin criticized their spending.

@OShackHennessy

10 ай бұрын

No thanks, know it all nurses are annoying enough in real life. They do a good enough job of inserting themselves into any medical conversation on a daily basis. It always starts the same way, “I’m a nurse…” 😂

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACTUAL SCENE IM SUPPOSED TO TAKE SERIOUSLY

@The_Chef2511

3 жыл бұрын

Just assume Deadpool set the zambonie on fire and it becomes slightly tolerable.

@Guderian2

3 жыл бұрын

Just think about this: Someone thought this scene up, let's call it writer A Writer A probably proposed this Idea to a room full of People and they were okay with it. At some point a Producer had to see this scene and was like: "I'm okay with this" At another point the one filming this had to see this scene and was like: "Yeah makes sense to me" The actors also had to be like: "Yeah whatever" Between all those People Noone! Objected to this! Or if they have they were ignored.

@motherofpea4rll

3 жыл бұрын

The show is so hard to watch, it’s like a high budget low quality show

@motherofpea4rll

3 жыл бұрын

The show is so hard to watch, it’s like a high budget low quality show

@Bubble_n_squeak3

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was ment to be a comedy, they just need some Leslie Nielsen qoutes

"Oh no, the Zamboni is coming" *Takes one step to the right* "I'm safe." 😄🤣😂😆😄🤣

@-Shazz-

3 жыл бұрын

"Magic."

@ajurydiha

3 жыл бұрын

It's reminded me of Deadpool scene where he killed someone with a zamboni.

@yogeshtheist5528

3 жыл бұрын

it was like a trump impression...

@kjw79

3 жыл бұрын

That head swaggle tho... 😂

@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajurydiha Deadpool: *While laughing* "You're, you're about to get killed by a Zamboni. Haha. Tell me where's Francis? Or else you're going to die.... in 5 minutes." Iconic moment!

I love how that Zamboni burns so cleanly, literally zero smoke

@robertnett9793

2 ай бұрын

I mean, I can appreciate that the fire is so eco conscious.

"Everything that's on fire is plastic..." Nope, can't be plastic. No plastic in the world burns without smoke. It must be pure energy.

@camerontechstuffs

3 жыл бұрын

TOXIC BLACK SMOKE

@bonniekeyworth3123

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@beebrough4207

2 жыл бұрын

if you think about it isn't everything just energy

@zero_s

2 жыл бұрын

@@beebrough4207 you sounds like one of those who'll suggest their friends magical stones and ways to open third eye

@beebrough4207

2 жыл бұрын

@@zero_s nope only the 4th eye

This is somehow the most incompetent team that had been featured here and that's saying something.

@owenchristie6958

3 жыл бұрын

He seems to like making fun of them

@IwonaKlich

3 жыл бұрын

@@owenchristie6958 well he don't need to. It's like a comedy show...

@SmileyFace01

3 жыл бұрын

@@IwonaKlich Is it not meant to be a comedy show?

@utar88utar

3 жыл бұрын

important thing is that they ALL wear masks. that's the message here.

@louiscypher4186

3 жыл бұрын

@@utar88utar which is hilarious because in one episode they go into a full blown house fire without their mask's.

I used to work rink maintenance and public skate safety for a few years. The area where the zamboni goes when it comes off the ice has big garage doors to the outside (to dump snow). They could probably even bring the fire engine through there all the way up to the ice, or at least right outside. Easy access, simple solution. ALSO, our rink at least always had ice grippers, basically rubber soles you can hook around any shoes with spikes in them so you can walk across the ice safely. There would be no problem at all to use these to get the guy off the ice and get to the fire

@insulttothehumanrace3807

Жыл бұрын

If the firefighters in my town were so underequipped that they didn't have boots with enough grip to handle an ice rink or had to ask for a *ladder*, the next time I have a fire in my house I'd just say "... Well, short life and a merry one" and just accept my death rather than call these buffoons. Also, to someone who has worked at an ice rink, I feel compelled to ask: is it typical of ice in a rink to be so strong that a flaming object can be rolling around on it for several minutes and not even get uneven in spots? That's what's bugging me about this scene.

@LesserAndrew

10 ай бұрын

@@insulttothehumanrace3807 The ice would definitely not be pristine with an unstoppable killer fire rolling on top of it.

@LesserAndrew

10 ай бұрын

Yup! When a hockey player is seriously injured, an ambulance can usually meet him/her at the Zamboni gate. Granted, my local rink makes it really hard, but if there were a fire, they'd find a way.

@khairallahdh

6 ай бұрын

Roughed up ice isn’t even hard to run on in sneakers. Iv sprinted across an once rink before in normal shoes without slipping at all because it had been awhile since the Zamboni had come around.

@gimmethegepgun

4 ай бұрын

@@khairallahdh I doubt it would be roughed up ice seeing as the zamboni JUST ran over it. Still it's not that hard.

I love these videos. My best friend from high school's dad was ems. He fought and arranged to have first aid and cpr classes taught to every student in our school every year as part of p.e. Saddly it didn't last long, only 2 years, before a parent group complained it was encouraging kids to get into dangerous situations to help people. But the first step was always to assess the safety of the situation and call for help. I still think it was a good idea to include the class, it shouldn't have been canceled.

@dogouchu4356

Жыл бұрын

“Don’t teach my kids to help people. It could give them dangerous ideas. Like, being a good person”

@realtsavo

11 ай бұрын

​@@dogouchu4356This is so accurate it's depressing.

@nusbaumtanner

10 ай бұрын

@@dogouchu4356 You know, those pesky first responders and their bad influences on the rising generation.

@TheMegatuz

10 ай бұрын

​@@dogouchu4356That's average USA citizen mindset: only look after yourself.

@-the_emperor-1660

10 ай бұрын

@@TheMegatuz Learn how to cut out the word "average" from sentences like these. We have a saying in my homeland; "A hit Goose, has a tongue loose." (To be hit/struck/shot also means to be crazy in Slovak) In short it means, if you claim "we are all idiots" only idiots will react to that sentence with disagreement.

My dad has been a fire chief since 2010 and a firefighter for 25+ years. He loves you

@harizotoh7

3 жыл бұрын

How many flaming zambonis has he had to deal with?

@jacobballew7687

3 жыл бұрын

@@harizotoh7 none

@STARSRav3n

3 жыл бұрын

Correct me if I'm wrong but your profile pic is the Extinguish modifier from Destiny yeah?

@jacobballew7687

3 жыл бұрын

@@STARSRav3n I thought it was the raid symbol

@STARSRav3n

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobballew7687 looking at it, I think its both 🤣

I imagine the writers of this show having trouble getting through daily life. "Oh no stairs! Does anyone have some climbing rope and a sherpa?"

@ptaylor4923

3 жыл бұрын

I used to work for writers... 🤭 You're so close 😅😂🤣

@kittylynndale5264

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot that the writers will need a 2 camelbacks- one full of water and one full of coffee- and they’ll watch (and drink) as the writers’ assistants lift them safely to the second floor. Then they’ll complain that the coffee was too cold and the water was too hot. And how dare the assistants (who are busy trying to breathe and not die) get them non organic, non vegan, non gluten free coffee. And they forgot the almond milk!!!!! And now the writers have to use the bathroom, so it’s time to take them back downstairs.

@crossarrowentertainment8528

3 жыл бұрын

imagine it with batman 'Oh no stairs! what will we ever do Batman?" "Quick Robin use your grapling hook!" 😂

@emberskies999

3 жыл бұрын

I bet their excuse for their shoddy writing is "We wanted to capture a more realistic 'What would you immediately do in this?' scenario scene in order to bring out the emotion behind it"

@shelbyhaase9754

3 жыл бұрын

I nearly peed myself laughing so hard at this!

Moving him to the side but not out the door was the most hilarious. Like, slide him out the big Zamboni doors and you don't even need to lift him!

@dressedasyournightmare6695

10 ай бұрын

Then spend 80% of the episode trying to fit him thru a door rather than use a litter and yard him across the ice after the Zamboni passes.

I still can't get over the fact that a *firefighter* asked for a ladder.

Honestly that zamboni is an engineering marvel. Still running while engrossed in electrical fire, and it’s also part Tesla..? It’s completely automated and able to detect walls and turn instead of crashing into/thru them. Yet is able to barrel thru people (it knows the difference obviously). Honestly at this point I’d also be scared to chuck water on it… it would just serve to piss it off more and it would start straight up attacking you. It might even call it’s zamboni backup

@Sitharos

2 жыл бұрын

Hell if they aren’t careful it could start the Zamboni revolution.

@aubreyackermann8432

2 жыл бұрын

And we were worried about the zombies! The Zamboni apocalypse is far worse!

@michaeldayman682

2 жыл бұрын

roomba. You are describing a roomba for ice. Zoomba? On a side note: Flaming zamboni beats knife roomba. Chainsaw roomba enters the chat.

@Dumlen

2 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing more that it got sentience like Maximum Overdrive.

@madness8897

2 жыл бұрын

The machine spirit was angry.

Oooooh! "Incompetence on Ice!" That would be an awesome show that could last 142 seasons and never run out of material!!!

@werkhaye

3 жыл бұрын

New episode inspiration would come from walking down the street 😂

@halfbakedhomesteaders

3 жыл бұрын

I know right 😂

@abbytran8514

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I think this is an Ice Truckers or whatever tf that show was called reference.

@ffjsb

3 жыл бұрын

I think there's a longer "show" that's been going on longer. I mean, how long has the Democrat party been in existence???

@Finallybianca

3 жыл бұрын

Wait its not just a Winnipeg Jets season

You are having WAY more fun than you should with this. It's good that you're having a good time. You deserve it.

You know you’re in trouble when the fire department is asking to borrow tools!

Why do they even have a driver if the zamboni can just drive itself even while it's on fire?!

@b.f.2461

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the dreaded Zamboni-Roomba hybrid.

@JS-qo9oq

2 жыл бұрын

@@b.f.2461 The all new, 2021 Zamboomba!

@b.f.2461

2 жыл бұрын

@@JS-qo9oq you obviously have a great career in marketing!

@AntonioCardenasT

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it can only drive itself while in fire, that's why it needs a driver while not on fite.

@CaptainBohnenbrot

2 жыл бұрын

It can drive itself, but it can't stop itself. That's what this episode is all about.

A flaming zamboni feels like in MMOs when they don't know how to make an enemy more seemingly powerful, organically, so they just assign it a random element like "flaming zamboni" and give it some extra attack damage (it's hard to hear over the actual firefighter flaming the episode, but I'd swear it even comes with boss music)

@Fausto_4841

Жыл бұрын

it used to have boss music, but these firefighters already killed one earlier and we were running over budget. What? you think assets just grow on trees?

@insulttothehumanrace3807

Жыл бұрын

@@Fausto_4841 Oh, it's like in some games where the boss becomes a normal enemy later and loses the boss music. ... Except that's usually done to show how much the player character has improved. I think these firefighters are somehow getting even dumber.

@Fausto_4841

Жыл бұрын

@@insulttothehumanrace3807 in some games the more experience points the more reckless you get bc you know you can survive one or two hits. starting a new game is harder than starting NG+

The show writers actually had two of their characters chase a burning zamboni with fire extinguishers while on ice skates. This is a thing, this is real, I hate television.

@PremedComrade25

2 жыл бұрын

Bro when that shit came on I couldn't help but laugh hysterically when they pulled that shit onscreen, was so god damn stupid. I miss the old days of having good shows to watch.

@leninchan7295

2 жыл бұрын

My family loves this show. I don't know why it's so cliche, boring, bland and fucking inaccurate

@mikhaelgribkov4117

2 жыл бұрын

@@PremedComrade25 Team-A was the real shit.

@Zodroo_Tint

2 жыл бұрын

Next episode will be a women with an injury singing opera and two of the firefighters have to go to the stage singing because the show must go on.

@nt78stonewobble

2 жыл бұрын

That does seem so dumb, to the level where you really can't take it seriously. On the other hand, I did like House MD., but that at least had a really interesting and entertaining main character.

i wish he'd do this for the entire show, id totally binge watch them if he were adding commentary like this threw out the whole show. love his vids. XD

@salim_abid_

3 ай бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing

I've worked 2 years on ice rinks. And not knly can you WALK on that ice without slipping. You can easily jogg or even run, if you're careful. Also, EVERY ICE RINK (or most), USUALLY COMES WITH A HOSE, LIKE A FIREMAN HOSE! That's how they make the ice most of the time.

@jasonvoorhees6152

9 ай бұрын

How do you walk on ice? Love to know that.

@marcantoinelab12321

9 ай бұрын

@@jasonvoorhees6152 normally or carefully with either wide sole boots OR BECAUSE IT IS AN ICE RINK they usually have a spike sole you can put on your boot and then take off when youre done.

@smooshiebear80

7 ай бұрын

@@jasonvoorhees6152Or… you just walk! Seriously, it’s not that difficult. Anyone who lives in a cold climate has to walk across ice once in a while.

@idontknow164

4 ай бұрын

"You need skates to go on ice. What are stupid?" - hack writer from LA

@spvillano

3 ай бұрын

My duty boots are fine on ice, give maybe 30 seconds max and they're chilled enough to not melt the ice under them and they grip just fine. It's actually one of the things I look for, as otherwise a cold snap in our Pennsylvania winters and I'd be spending that winter flat on my ass. Well, that and it's one of the few times per year when I can actually walk on water. I'll just get my coat...

I've worked as maintenance in an ice hockey rink, you could literally drive a fire truck onto the ice. You know through the same door the Zamboni gets on the ice, or use the literal fire hoses used to flood the rink to make the ice. But I get it tv.

@samholdsworth420

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tissuepaper9962

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's TV or whatever but they really went out of their way to make everything the exact opposite of realistic in this show.

@chel-lalasveganmania

Жыл бұрын

Oh, gosh. That's awesome thanks for sharing. Makes it even funnier

@jakeweston13

Жыл бұрын

I work in operations at a rink as well. I was looking for this comment lol.

@vitalityfox

Жыл бұрын

I worked as private security a couple times at the civic center in Amarillo. They had an event where all the fire fire trucks, police and ems were all there on ice for a career day event. This guy is telling the truth.

Plot twist: He is actually the consultant for this show in real life. After he gets done consulting for each episode he tells himself "Haha, I'm gonna have so much content for my youtube channel"

@chandradharkoneti

3 жыл бұрын

Dude!!! Most underrated comment my man.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joshe5515

2 жыл бұрын

That’s called conflict of interest right there

@johnb8956

2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me this show doesn’t have a fire fighter consultant lol

@makipri

2 жыл бұрын

Practically the same as the computing consultant for the movie Hackers. That person tried how much of bullshit they would take and they bought it all.

@Geolaminar

2 жыл бұрын

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

I like to imagine that he's a dead crewmate who's ghost is screaming from beyond the grave about their incompetence

This is beautiful. You are the voice I have yearned for every time I watch a show that is just to silly to allow my suspension of disbelief to be stretched any farther.

I love how they didn't even try to hide the door RIGHT NEXT TO THEM

@MainMite06

3 жыл бұрын

It's because Station 19 is full of idiots!

@johnvelez3005

2 жыл бұрын

That's were they send the rejects.

@austinjackson2574

2 жыл бұрын

hell they dont even need the door LOL there is NO glass there. they could literally just step over the wall ppfbbt

What we don't know is that the flaming Zamboni is the writer's metaphor for this show. When they pitched the idea they never really expected the producers to green light the script.

@MainMite06

3 жыл бұрын

*The producers are 6 year old children, that's why*

@allisonavery7273

3 жыл бұрын

That would be funny if it was the truth

This is the second most unbelievable thing I’ve ever seen in a firefighter show. Number one of course goes to Denis Leary being the most desired man in NY in Rescue Me.

@marvindebot3264

Жыл бұрын

So, you haven't seen the Texas volcano episode then?

🤣🤣🤣 It must be *hilarious* watching these kind of shows with you. I like to make my sister, a hospital lab tech, watch CSI: Miami just to watch her lose her mind. "How the hell can you see the lab results with all of that mood lighting?" "Oh, sure, I'll get you those DNA results in an hour IT TAKES OVER AN HOUR TO GET THE SAMPLE PREPPED, KAREN!!" 🤣🤣🤣

@pmc2999

5 ай бұрын

During CSIs golden years, not only did patients come in thinking they would get instant test results. They were quite dumbfounded when they were told some of the tests and machines on CSI had not yet been invented.

@salim_abid_

3 ай бұрын

(In a humorous manner and with no ill intent) Maybe if your sister was better at her job she’d also have a tv show made about her, Tell her to stop being jealous of other peoples ability to do her job better than her 👍🏻👍🏻😂

@pmc2999

3 ай бұрын

@salim_abid_ My hospital spent heaven knows how much on a computer system that didn't work right. Patients all think that all computers can talk to each other. Our clinic computers wouldn't connect to the hospital. Patient's would get irate at being asked their meds. "My doctor's office has my list." I thought one patient was going to hit me when I tried to explain and tell him he should carry a list. By the way, the doctor sort of has your list. The office tech is supposed to update your list each visit. Each visit, they say "are these your meds" and I say "well those two I haven't been on for at least ten years, which I told you the last time I was here." If you really want to know the meds call their pharmacist.

I love how it’s just slowly making its way around the ice and no one knows what to do 😂😂😂

@boooster101

2 жыл бұрын

As serious as the steam roller scene in Austin Powers

@TheGhostbusterfan

2 жыл бұрын

My mind instantly goes to the scene in the first Deadpool. "Tell me where your boss is, or your going die... in five minutes."

@kurotsuki7427

2 жыл бұрын

I dont think I would know to react at first ether tbh.

@Mullato_Damage

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGhostbusterfan We thought the same thing

@Zara-Bari

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing more confusing or terrifying than a machine slowly driving itself in predictable circles in a closed space it can't get out of.

Ya know theres this amazing thing that buildings like these are legally required to have, called sprinkler systems. And they are quite effective.

@HenryBloggit

2 жыл бұрын

I guess the sprinklers never activated because there was no smoke coming from that burning zamboni.

@limysyenpai537

2 жыл бұрын

@@HenryBloggit or the fact that it's probably not burning hot enough for the sprikles to activate

@nobodyreally834

2 жыл бұрын

@@limysyenpai537 This is the better answer.

@nobodyreally834

2 жыл бұрын

@@HenryBloggit Well a lot of sprinklers inside buildings have to be activated by high heat. The only thing keeping a fire sprinkler from coming on is a glass tube filled with glycerin that will break when high heat reaches it. That way the sprinklers don't come on where they aren't needed.

@nobodyreally834

2 жыл бұрын

This would only work if the zamboni stayed parked under one long enough.

Hold up, spotted something else. They are using the basket board when there is a spine board RIGHT THERE 1:47 . If they are so worried about moving the victim because of possible spine injury... well it is in the fucking name! Basket boards are great, but you need to move the victim quite a lot to get them onto it and they were clearly struggling to do so properly due to the ice (presumably).

Ya know what puts out plastic? "WATER!" I'm dying! 😂 I love this series!

“Mhh I thought I remembered seeing a ladder somewhere... oh that right it’s on the truck!!!!” 😂😂😂

@emmagatewood3898

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best part! "Do you have a ladder" 😂😂 Uh yeah Cap, there's 5 of them on our truck right outside🤦🤦🤦

@crossarrowentertainment8528

3 жыл бұрын

right next to the rope and the water. 😂

@snowfox4704

3 жыл бұрын

*PURE GOLD*

@funkmasterforge

3 жыл бұрын

That reaction felt real, like he really lost his patience for this crap.

@rainbowmoon1461

3 жыл бұрын

Are we sure sure about this? I wouldn’t be surprised if somehow they didn’t have a ladder on their truck. 😅😂

"oh no the Zamboni is coming *Steps over * I'm safe."

@midoriya1183

3 жыл бұрын

dude they were on the ice. It hard to move instantly but still it depends if the fire is so slow.

@slapout7

3 жыл бұрын

That's why I can't watch Zombie shows. "They're coming!". Me: "Walk slightly faster"

@DFVAR

3 жыл бұрын

@@slapout7 lol

@SilverMe2004

3 жыл бұрын

seeing as he is using a green screen he should have made himself disappear and then reappear one step across with lots of after effects

@Ben_Kimber

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, Mark. However, it gets a little more interesting when the zombies can run.

My mom (A long standing Registered Nurse) has similar reactions every time she watches a medical show.

these are like little gold video nuggets, I try and not watch them all back to back so its a little treat for myself. These are amazing

1:53 "On three" And he starts counting at 3, Ingenious

@sidawan9297

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt even notice that xd

@cowgirl5852

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for him to call them out on that!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hail2287

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what we call “incompetence above ice”

@antoniobranderas

3 жыл бұрын

Haha! Good catch

@Ofthehouseofbeards

3 жыл бұрын

I see that so often and it never fails to make me cringe. I had some students when practicing lifting go "lift on 3, 1-2-3-lift" and the caller would lift on lift. I told them if they did that, I'm lifting on 3 and you're lifting after me, which can cause some issues.

“Sorry crew, due to budget constraints, we’re cutting back on some of our common sense.”

@kcrtxbw.4349

2 жыл бұрын

"Please get in line for your complementary lobotomy !"

@notthatcreativewithnames

27 күн бұрын

Ah, budget constraints. That's probably why they don't have, you know, a ladder.

The outtake at the end absolutely cracked me up. "Oh no, it's coming." *takes a small step to the side* "Magic."

The guys who get to start the fires on those sets are living a childhood dream

Green Screen yourself into chicago fire, has an actual fire fighter that's part of the cast and I want to see how realistic they keep it.

@foxgaming1767

3 жыл бұрын

See you can't make fun of CF as they actually somewhat put effort into the show but they do have to TV it up a bit

@BuildItBricks

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxgaming1767 they do

@emirachelnatalie3397

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxgaming1767 yep lol

@RasseruS

3 жыл бұрын

Chicago Fire maybe more realism in their scenes. But, seen a few unrealistic dumb jokes. Oh poor Rescue Pal the misunderstood Japanese firefighting robot..

@Emma_7567

3 жыл бұрын

That would be good

the fact that it's on fire the entire time and no malfunctions, this machine must be a best seller

@lagon7830

2 жыл бұрын

And physics defying, it's immune to friction!

@insulttothehumanrace3807

Жыл бұрын

I want to know what kind of ice they've got at this rink. A flaming object has been rolling around on it for a good few minutes, and it's not even uneven.

This must be either the coldest battery fire in history or the most heat resistive ice on Earth.

You know, this legitimately sounds like a satire of an emergency drama show you’d see a character in a sitcom mention. “Hey guys you check out the new episode, the Firemen fought a flaming Zamboni by skating around it with fire extinguishers.”

I love how this zamboni is engulfed in fire, really bad looking fire btw, and yet there is not a hint of smoke coming off it. This thing should be belching black, toxic gas from all the burning plastic, rubber and oils.

@MegaBarefoot1

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention all the other toxic lovelies that would be coming off the batteries of that thing.

@andreay.s.escasa95

3 жыл бұрын

it's not smoking cause it's not blue sticky fire, duh

@CC-ty6hn

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreay.s.escasa95 that is... true 👍

@rainbowmoon1461

3 жыл бұрын

Never changing either. The zamboni just keeps making laps around the ice, with the same amount of fire, and not effecting anything around it. 😂

@crossarrowentertainment8528

3 жыл бұрын

It must be Holy fire as it isnt even burning the Zamboni. THE HOCKEY GODS ARE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING! 😂

All that’s missing in this insanity is having Deadpool riding that thing.

@BCA-1

3 жыл бұрын

Well someone keep turning the wheel to keep it from hitting and stopping on a wall. LOL

@kittylynndale5264

3 жыл бұрын

"Where’s Francis?”

@Kotani9005

3 жыл бұрын

Who do you think started the fire

@NerdyCatCoffeeee

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kotani9005 Another one of Deadpool's suicid* attempts failed horribly, and here's how 9-1-1 idiots dealt with the consequences of it:

@OfficialYondoth

3 жыл бұрын

You mean you didnt see it?

Fire Department Chronicles, I am so sorry that show is making a mockery of the fire department this way. It’s a relief that you are there to correct us and them as well!

I'm just trying to imagine how I'd react if a team of firefighters turned up seemed less capable of putting out my fire than I was, then asked me for a ladder...

"Ya know Cap, I swear I saw ladders somewhere. Oh yeah...IT'S ON THE TRUCK! ALONG WITH THE ROPE, THE WATER WE COULD BE USING, AND ANY COMMON SENSE THAT EXISTS WITH THIS CREW!" I cannot explain how hard this made me laugh😅😅

@shyowl3453

2 жыл бұрын

it would be funny to me if I didnt have crews around where I work that are about this dumb

@HvV8446

2 жыл бұрын

No, they left the common sense at the station

@finoochoa9568

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆

Weird fact: Most of the energy in a Zambi is used to pump the water in it,the wheels are relatively weak and veery slow,also they are very susceptible to getting stuck if ANYTHING gets under them

@kurotsuki7427

2 жыл бұрын

So you could put a chair in its path and the job would be half way done.

@higunner00

2 жыл бұрын

@@kurotsuki7427 from what they have told me, you could TREATHEN the Zamboni with putting a chair in front of it and it would stop

@evilsharkey8954

2 жыл бұрын

You could throw some toothpicks on the ground and get it stuck.

@leocervidae

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly my question is why hasn’t the thing crashed into a wall? I’ll ignore the fact it’s still running without a driver… but how is it turning perfectly to avoid the walls without crashing? Is it part tesla?

@AnimeWolf5193

2 жыл бұрын

@@leocervidae How about that it's somehow running when it's fuel source is presumably on fire/destroyed?

"OH no, the zambonies coming...I'm safe." LOL 😂 😂

I love how he said "On 3" then proceeded to count down....

*Laughing* "You're about to be killed... by a zamboni." - Deadpool

@ShayRae1392

Жыл бұрын

IN FIVE MINUTES - also deadpool

@SallySue9725

Жыл бұрын

😂 Deadpool should have consulted for this show

@spvillano

3 ай бұрын

@@SallySue9725 probably was. It would explain ever so much.

I love how they're literally crawling on their hands and knees to get to this guy, meanwhile i've easily sprinted across skating rinks in sneakers. Plus all the stuff they've seemingly used i'm wondering if they just left their truck at the station and ran there or something

@spaghettifieddude

2 жыл бұрын

People literally walk out on frozen lakes all the time if the ice is thick enough. I understand if they dragged him out because they don't want to risk falling and taking the patient with, but they should at least be on their feet and like crouching?

@lagon7830

2 жыл бұрын

It's best to have someone with skates making sure you don't fall. Even medical staff in the NHL almost always end up with a ref or player grabbing their arm or holding their back to ensure they don't fall. It's just a safety thing, hell, they clearly wanted to skate in this scene anyways, should just had 2 put on skates and send 4 on the ice with the board.

@grapatin

2 жыл бұрын

The key MO of all these shows is that the truck and all its equipment is purely decorative. None of them ever use anything on it.

@norbertfleck812

Жыл бұрын

Some handful of sand (which they should have on their truck) and the ice is no longer slippery.

@lawrencecalablaster568

Жыл бұрын

I’m one of the most uncoordinated people I know, & yet I’ve been able to play broomball on ice in my sneakers.

Gotta love that smart steering on that flaming Zamboni keeping it running in a nice oval instead of crashing into the boards and catching the whole rink on fire

Right after rewatching this I got recommended a video of an actual zamboni bursting into flames on a community rink. But in the real life video, the driver just casually drives it, still fully on fire, off the ice and into the back, and puts it out with a fire extinguisher.

Why did you stop it there, id love to see a firefighter on ice skates chasing a fire

@f16fightingfalcon15

3 жыл бұрын

i would pay good money to see incompetence on ice become an actual thing

@photone

3 жыл бұрын

...Set to the proper music, of course! This could outsell Disney On Ice!

@markmcgibbon7013

3 жыл бұрын

@ivan igesias jamart no ones job is more important than fire fighting ice skaters

I’d genuinely go see the show “FDC Green Screen… …ON ICE!!!”

@Vesperitis

3 жыл бұрын

combine this with Smoking-Eating Spider-Man and you'd get FDC Green Screen Turn Off the Dark ON ICE

1:00 I saw that face he made when he said water and I had to take a break I was laughing so hard

I never knew this show existed and I was happier then.

I don’t know anything about Fire/Rescue but even I know there’s always more than one door onto an ice rink.

@inisipisTV

3 жыл бұрын

You got to wonder how that Zamboni got inside rin... of course the Service entrance.😂

@ZekeMagnum

3 жыл бұрын

even worse when they moved the dude to the opposite side instead of the one they are on... -.-

@undefinederror40404

3 жыл бұрын

And I don't know much about ice rinks, but that door wasn't that hard to spot..

@nataliegraham9552

3 жыл бұрын

At least 6, plus the larger double door for the ice machine to enter/exit. 🤦

@AnadroJ_TV

3 жыл бұрын

Let's see...standard rink has two doors at each bench, two penalty box doors and at least a zamboni door....can't find one guys.

My sister works a zamboni for the Tampa Bay Lightning team at the Tampa sports forum. According to her; this entire scenario should never happen because new zamboni machines are designed to stop moving if you fall off of them; or they go up in flames. This scene made her cry laughing

@unskilled822

Жыл бұрын

@@jackalenterprisesofohio its a lawn mower that wont mow the lawn

@NoobieLandCity

Жыл бұрын

@@jackalenterprisesofohio It's a big batterie, there is no cruise control, release pedal and no more movement and not only that let's assume there's an object stuck on pedal, there's a sensor where you sit that when you aren't sitting on it, it can't move. Also there's a big red button to stop everything in case something wrong that stop all electrical.

@NerdyCatCoffeeee

Жыл бұрын

@@jackalenterprisesofohio It's a lawn mower, but more like if the lawn mower took your damaged dround and spread grass seeds around it for growing new grass in around 5-8 minutes

You know what all ice rinks have? A reliable source of water at high pressures and volumes. You know, to make the ice.

I can not believe how truthfully he speaks on these

I know it's a minor detail compared to everything else, but "Okay, on 3! 3, 2, 1" also got me

I like how no one noticed what this guy said at 1:54. *”on 3.”* *”3, 2, 1, go”* They waited until 1 to spray not 3. This is why I hate TV shows.

@tresor27

2 жыл бұрын

So it's still the most realistic scene 😂

@frankrhymes2441

2 жыл бұрын

I like play pals playing octodad "OK ready on the count of 3 ready? ...3"

@cgollimusic

2 жыл бұрын

Come on, the writers are actually trying now right? It's one thing for them to have no idea what they're writing about, but writing dialogue like that makes them worse at their job than the firefighters they write about.

@tubeuser2222

2 жыл бұрын

you are so right and I feel even dumber for not having noticed that on my first watch. I guess i was distracted by the piss poor attempt at extinguishing a 4 ton zamboni from hell with the equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

@Timotheus24

2 жыл бұрын

why even count down? just spray the thing when its in range. it's not like you have to do a coordinated ambush spray

Patient 1: So. What are you here for? Patient 2: Heart attack. You? Patient 1: ... Flaming zamboni.

This reminds me why I haven't watched television in about 7 years.

“We’re gonna need to use ice skates” 😂 wtf? that’s a straight Batman and Robin moment.

@eveescastle5866

3 жыл бұрын

Holy inconvenience on ice batman

@nataliegraham9552

3 жыл бұрын

No skates needed, but the struggle to find 2 brain cells to rub together among that entire crew is real. 🤦

@thudthud5423

3 жыл бұрын

"Quick! To the firepoles!" "Quick! To the Batfiretruck!"

Capt: do you have any ladders? Me: you're the freaking fire dept, why ask me this? Who read this script and thought "good job, film it!"?

@Razuki5

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna know how the zamboni drives straight, turns, and then drives straight again.

@Jehty21

3 жыл бұрын

@@wcresponder or clever people who know what the viewers want to see.

Oh no the Zambonis coming..🚶🏾‍♂️..im safe. Lmaooo that was hilarious

You don’t even know how much I enjoy you tv commentary. I watch these shows and give feedback and I am not even a firefighter. We build houses so a lot of times I will say “ok, so I am supposed to believe that when they built that they insulated the interior walls. 😂

1:40 You can really feel his anger here. Literally a firefighter asked the people for a ladder.

@eviscero

Жыл бұрын

Quick, someone order the 1.5 from Amazon prime. We can stop this zamboni.

@Asertix357

Жыл бұрын

That's like a cop asking you if you have any spare ammo. On second thought, that one would actually make _more_ sense.

Imagine he roasting his own crew in real life situation 😂😂😂

@angrydalek

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t happen because A. not the captain B. they know what they are doing C. he’s too busy doing his job to stand around like that.

@spacejesus6581

3 жыл бұрын

@@angrydalek "'Not the captain" The crew shows up for his shenanigans fairly often "They know what they are doing" Ever heard of a parody? Or acting? "He's too busy doing his job to be standing around like that" I pray for your intelligence if you took this comment as him literally going to a call and screaming about incompetence

@feciloentertainmentisfree6779

3 жыл бұрын

@@angrydalek that's why I said, IMAGINE..........

@YukariAkiyama

3 жыл бұрын

@@angrydalek r/woooosh

@MrGamecatCanaveral

3 жыл бұрын

@@angrydalek A. You're obviously not a firefighter. B. You're not a firefighter. C. It's obvious you're not a firefighter.

i played hockey at this rink for years and can yell you that there's 1: a door on the half wall next to the benches for the home team 2: there's also two other doors that probably aren't locked that would make for great alternates off the ice. 3: the glass in that arena breaks monthly, anything hard and fast hitting it will shatter it and you can just hop the boards.

It is absolutely impossible to make any jokes about this that are funnier than the sight of a burning zamboni slowly puttering around an ice rink.

I love how a five-year-old whose only knowledge of firefighting whatsoever was "spray water on fire, water puts out fire" would do a better job directing the tactics of these scene than a team of supposed trained professionals. Do they need to start carrying an Occam's Razor as part of the kit on the truck?

@aubreyackermann8432

2 жыл бұрын

They'd use it to intubate conscious patients

@laynestaley4957

Жыл бұрын

The writers got so used to looking for Zebras that they forgot what a Horse even looks like

@PALACIO254

Жыл бұрын

But is battery powered that things a powder keg if a single drop so much as grazes it

@mr.p215

Жыл бұрын

@@PALACIO254 we would have a Hiroshima on our hands

@ezura4760

Жыл бұрын

Even if they did, they’d just conveniently leave it on the truck.

You owe me 4 hrs of sleep... I laughed so hard at the Zamboni dodge, I woke the baby... WORTH IT.

@YoungBuck7912

3 жыл бұрын

Yo I know that feel 😂

@meneng6933

2 жыл бұрын

Not the baby!!

@thewingedhussairs931

2 жыл бұрын

@@meneng6933 Yes the baby!

@Brievel

2 жыл бұрын

I too have woken the baby laughing at his videos.

Oh my days! You're hilarious!!! I've only recently discovered your channel but it is brightening up my days!!! Keep on keeping on! And thank you for all that you do as a firefighter. 👍👍👍👌👌👌👌🙌🙌🙌

This is the most contrived rescue scenario ever. A FLAMING ZAMBONI!

This man is literally just the firefighter version of Angry Cops

@wanderlust1282

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, I was gonna say that!

@raphmaster23

2 жыл бұрын

Don't they know each other i swear I've seen him do videos in ACs house

@Squeak74B

2 жыл бұрын

I love Angry-Bald-Man-in-Uniform KZread channel. Is best channel. 😂

@almostunliketea

2 жыл бұрын

At the end of one of his videos he dressed up like Angry cops and did the scream, forget which video tho

@Jabberwockybird

2 жыл бұрын

What about Mike the Cop?

*someone lights a match* Crew : Whelp we cant use water to put that out... Crew : Whats the furthest door we can use to escape? Crew : Also do you have ladders? we forgot ours...

@stitches768

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for summarising the whole show

@wonkydonk9073

2 жыл бұрын

One time I tested out one of those "waterproof" camping matches in my kitchen sink and spent like five sad and mildly comedic minutes trying to put it out. I still feel like I was more competent than the firefighters in this show, however.

@Zara-Bari

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the part where they just sort of... stare at it for awhile as if expecting it to die of shame or something, before they begin to extensively discuss their options as if they have never experienced fire before and are trying to recall things they read once in an internet article years ago.

@Rspsand07

Жыл бұрын

"Is it gas powered?" What do you think, sherlock? We're indoors

@lynk5902

Жыл бұрын

@@Rspsand07 Actually many Zambonis run on a propane tank. While they do emit CO and CO2, because of the short operation time coupled with the size of the room and the necessary air exchange rate, there is never a dangerous level of CO or CO2 build up.

The zamboni being on tracks kills me, also I think what's impressive is how someone could think this was a good idea/scene.

Apparently I have found a new (to me) format of your content that I never knew I needed. This is amazing.

Another question: how is the Zamboni still going?? Presumably it takes several minutes for the FD to arrive, then we get the whole scene. So does that mean it drives while on fire for like 10-15 minutes? I've seen cars roll while on fire but that's just when the brakes give out before the tires turn to mush. They don't keep driving perfect circles because all those mechanisms would've melted... Maybe this thing keeps going because it's battery powered by the energizer bunny?

@brendanwhite372

2 жыл бұрын

Besides the blaringly ridiculous problems with this, these types of machines run on big Lithium Ion batteries, and it would be burning for quite a while. With that being said practically the entire machine is hydraulically driven and it would have crapped out once the line was burst. It really does not like to move unless you are pressing the accelerator either

@lagon7830

2 жыл бұрын

@@brendanwhite372 Not to mention the friction of the ice and rubbing against the wall.

@MrRobinhalligan

2 жыл бұрын

It is caused by Narrativium The most common element on the disc, although not included in the list of the standard five: earth, fire, air, water and surprise. It ensures that everything runs properly as a story. For example, if a boy has two older brothers, chances are they will go on a quest. The first will be strong, and fail because of his stupidity, the second will be smart, and fail because of his frailty and the youngest brother will then have no choice but to go out, succeed and bring fame and fortune to his poor family. This phenomenon is also known as Narrative Causality. Dragons breathe fire not because they have asbestos lungs, but because that is what dragons do. Heroes only win when outnumbered, and things which have a one-in-a-million chance of succeeding often do so. The application of this phenomenon appears to be governed by some loosely formulated laws.

@pambronson4467

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrRobinhalligan THANK YOU!!!! I didn't expect a Diskwork reference when I came here.

@HenryBloggit

2 жыл бұрын

And why isn’t the rink filled with smoke? Cleanest burning Zamboni ever.

Best ventilation in an arena ever, no smoke from a fully engulfed Zamboni.

I love my fire shows, but I love coming here and watching you evicerate them even more.

That Zamboni is making another pass!!! In another 11 minutes we’re all screwed!!!!

I play hockey, no joke ( I was not there) this happend and the man drove it all the way outside THE DANG THING WOULD HAVE MADE THE ICE A POOL AT THIS PIONT

@lordvlygar2963

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, that video made its rou ds just after it happened. I'm pretty sure we can find it on KZread with a quick search.

@lordvlygar2963

3 жыл бұрын

"Why work smarter when you can work harder." Hahahahahahaha

@perelman42

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, one of the first things they teach you in Zamboni training is, if anything goes wrong, get the hell off the ice.

@henryjt2377

3 жыл бұрын

@@perelman42 yep

This guy is the pinnacle of green screen comedy.

@MainMite06

3 жыл бұрын

FDC vs ZEBRA CORNER!!!!

@AnadroJ_TV

3 жыл бұрын

@@MainMite06 or...and trust me on this one. MAHK FT FDC instead of vs

Watching 1 single episode of Station 19 made my gag and appreciate Third Watch and Rescue Me 100x more

I think we should praise the Zamboni creators for building a Zamboni that is impervious to fire, as it just keeps driving, any normal Zamboni would die very fast given the sheer amount of flames scorching it