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All lyrics are by me, myself, and I... when we can all agree. (Unless otherwise noted)
Some grannies have a real sense of humor and celebrate life all the way to the end.
This song is for those precious people and, the insanity that dwells in those who no longer fear death... or prison. Part 2 Disco version
All the music, vocals, and some of the arranging are accomplished through Artificial Intelligence. Ya know, cause I can't afford a real band.
Every word you will hear and where it's placed in the song comes from yours truly. Hope you enjoy it !
Lyrics
Granny is great, when she's baking a cake,
but lord help us when she's off of her med's.
She gets a pep in her step and fire in her eyes,
when she gets on that moonshine ride.
Grandpa had to hide the still
and conjure an iron will,
to tolerate her crazy ways.
So, let's raise a toast, to our lovely host,
and be glad we missed her cocaine days.
OhHH no, grannies drunk again.
She's sippin driving whisky
and she's about to sin.
OHH Hell no It's all over now
Someone hide the gin,,,,
we're all about to catch hell,
cause, grannies drunk again.
With a nip and a sip and a dip in her lip,
She whips up a feast for a king.
As kids we'd crowd around her, hoping,
for a lick off those mixer things.
But when she drinks the cooking wine, before it's time to dine
things can get scary.
We check the pets for missing limbs, before we settle in,
it's gonna be a Pepto kinda night.
So, let's raise a toast, to our lovely host,
and be glad we missed her cocaine days.
OhHH no, grannies drunk again.
She's sippin driving whisky
and she's about to sin.
OHH Hell no It's all over now
Someone hide the gin,,,,
we're all about to catch hell,
cause, grannies drunk again.
When grandpa says she growing weed
in the chicken pen.
O HELL NO,,,GRANNIES DRUNK AGAIN
[guitar solo]
Well, there's no doubt, when she's hittin the spout,
and her wit becomes quit silly.
One bottle of rum, and she's a barrel of fun,
Especially when she sings karaoke.
So, let's raise a toast, to our lovely host,
and be glad we missed her cocaine days.
OhHH no, grannies drunk again.
She's sippin driving whisky
and she's about to sin.
OHH Hell no It's all over now
Someone hide the gin,,,,
we're all about to catch hell,
cause, grannies drunk again.