I once said "thanks aunt Lisa, you're the best" and it came out "big sandy slayer divorce" 💀

@ThatStupidFool

Ай бұрын

big sandy slayer divorce

@declanhughes4107

Ай бұрын

Holy cow I've never been pinned before thank you

@eeveeblazelol

Ай бұрын

big sandy slayer divorce

@Heiditism

Ай бұрын

Nah how did it even came out as that ☠️

@kamigamez

Ай бұрын

_big sandy slayer divorce_

I'm Scottish and cannot touch that damned microphone ever unless for tactical stroke reasons.

@Chitose_

Ай бұрын

*SCOTLAND FOREVAH* 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@sophmrqry

Ай бұрын

HELP REAL im so thankful voice MESSAGES are a thing 😭😭

@Zulf85

Ай бұрын

sounds hot

@bojobadger5924

Ай бұрын

Burnistoun elevator "eleven" skit

@Ali-mv3jc

Ай бұрын

From west midlands and my phone only understands me if I imitate a BBC presenter!

my grandfather once tried to say “i’ve been working outside, i’m hot” and speech to text made him say “i’ve been working outside, i’m hard”

@Daniel99-j7l

Ай бұрын

Lol

@Logitah

Ай бұрын

YIKES! 😂

@itshanithehanman5663

Ай бұрын

SKULL EMOJI 💀

@zkam900

Ай бұрын

He boutta work inside too 😏

@Generic-Cat-Drawing

Ай бұрын

*Cranking sounds ensue*

The "Toyota®, Let's go places" thing in the middle of that beautiful message killed me

@blackcatpoe4716

Ай бұрын

Also kind of sounds wholesome, too.

@Layla_Catz_Officalz

Ай бұрын

3:24

@Teri-rx3lc

Ай бұрын

0:21 my fav part so soon😂

@Teri-rx3lc

Ай бұрын

1:25 and dis too

@Teri-rx3lc

Ай бұрын

2:44 souds like a moan

My grandmother once tried using speech-to-text for the first time while in public. She stopped in the middle to talk to someone, then looked back down, realized all the nonsense it had recorded, and went, "oh blast. delete delete delete" not realizing it wouldn't use "delete" the same way it does "period" or "exclamation point". "blast delete delete" is now what my family says every time we type something incoherent.

@malmart0

Ай бұрын

Wholsome funny family moment detected

@MetaRain

Ай бұрын

3

@voltdoesgd

Ай бұрын

​@@MetaRain blast delete delete

@CucumberpatchAddict

Ай бұрын

"blast delete delete" is adorable lmao

@yeh.80

Ай бұрын

Aw, bless. Reminds me of my late grandfather, he always used the word blast it.

"Fuck safely, walk quickly" is my new motto in life

@alibee4421

Ай бұрын

I had to take 5 minutes pause to stop laughing at that skulleemoji

@dumbbirdwayne

Ай бұрын

Lmao I see you in Vinny’s stream comments all the time 😅

@Sporkyyyy

Ай бұрын

@@dumbbirdwayne Oh hey I recognize you too!

@kindauncool

Ай бұрын

+@@dumbbirdwayne who?

@pockettots1945

Ай бұрын

good advice

"Fuck safely, walk quickly, you wont have a ton of time at home. But it's OK we will make it work" said a mother to her son hahah that killed me😂😂

@KadeoAVvalentine

Ай бұрын

Lmaoo I really think the parent was trying to imprint "Walk safely, come quickly" and that ended up as *FUCK SAFELY, WALK QUICKLY* instead

@balthazar259

Ай бұрын

It's good advice though

@LarryTheTugaGamer1511

Ай бұрын

​@@KadeoAVvalentineWould be even better if it was: "Fuck safely, come quickly."

@Meepers_the_Great

Ай бұрын

Walk safely WALK! WALK! WALK!

@TheColorHopeIsBlue

Ай бұрын

Hey gotta instill the importance of safe sex early! 😂

The title sounds like some epic boss fight

@G-Cole-01

Ай бұрын

epic rap battles of history

@Meaniepanini305

Ай бұрын

Sounds like the weirdest epic rap battles of history episode

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378

Ай бұрын

Fr

@Chitose_

Ай бұрын

27 likes in 5 minutes? bro fell off

@idunn2o

Ай бұрын

I wonder who wins

“Thank you” -Katie deRonde’s grandma, 11 times in 2015

@Blockhead-lc6fr

Ай бұрын

​@@pedrorubiotejero_aka_prtshe said it once in the rest of the year

@a_pet2763

Ай бұрын

Half. Kach. Can. God damn. Dads. I hate her voice. God. Haa. Home what I said. Yeah. What the hell, why Lily's voice to dads Saturday me trying to say cats at the first half

@VoidStaresback

Ай бұрын

Thank you

@djkzrocksta

Ай бұрын

Oh my lol😂

0:22 I love how they just decided to name their grandma on the phone, "GrannyTheGreat".

@thisguyisfine1512

Ай бұрын

Well granny must indeed be great

@M1styang3ldoesyoutubethingz

Ай бұрын

Grandma is a GOD

@SuprSBG

Ай бұрын

That’s like a Xbox username from 2012 lol

@omatic_opulis9876

Ай бұрын

I AM GRANDMA.

@goldtheostrich

Ай бұрын

XDDDD

One of the hardest laughs I've ever had in my life was when my 80 year old grandmother asked me to check if her text message sent correctly. It was a Christmas message sent to a family friend. It was a long message which was worded well enough until the very end. Instead of signing off with her name "Grace" she somehow signed as "The Watergate committee". It was so unexpected I just fell to the floor laughing. She then made me send a follow up text to the same lady explaining the error because she was worried she would "get paranoid". We're Australian with no ties to American politics.

@Logitah

Ай бұрын

I literally said "How?!" out loud. 😂

@Psichotica7

Ай бұрын

@@Logitah 😂No one knows. It wasn't text to speech so she definitely typed something. Still don't know how autocorrect managed that one.

@JUMALATION1

Ай бұрын

I almost fell to the floor laughing just reading this comment 😂😂😂

@yeh.80

Ай бұрын

That's brilliant

@yoongiverse.

Ай бұрын

signing off all my emails like that from now on

4:36 the phrase “assess a seaweed” for some reason is really funny to me and I have no idea why 💀💀

@HungryWarden

Ай бұрын

_Hmmmmm, yes. The seaweed seems to be doing very good today._

@CucumberpatchAddict

Ай бұрын

@@HungryWarden seaweed assessment complete.

@Dfayethegay9

Ай бұрын

I THOUGHT IT SAID ASSES 💀

@helenalena6193

Ай бұрын

Are they worried about Percy freaking Jackson?

@rubengoldman5830

Ай бұрын

✅Wet ✅Green ✅Salty ✅Thin 4/4 points, 100% correct.

topless tuesday is certainly a day

@AiLoveAidoru

Ай бұрын

Grandma probably should save the celebrations for grandpa though...

@thecupofno

Ай бұрын

I saw your profile picture and now I wish our brains could forget something %100 whenever we wanted to.

@dimas25th

Ай бұрын

@@thecupofno whats so wrong with asuka

@BobBarnabas

Ай бұрын

@@dimas25th he is scared of women

@dimas25th

Ай бұрын

@@BobBarnabas oh thats sad

The confusion with Coco Cay made me crack up laughing. Especially with the buzzer sound effects.

@user-fz8pw3dj2r

Ай бұрын

Especially when the dad spelled it "Coco cat." Almost buddy, almost.

@HVY526

Ай бұрын

Coh Cito CAY

@medoesgames3145

Ай бұрын

Coco Cat

@alterry4139

Ай бұрын

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

@ferretyluv

Ай бұрын

I was actually cry laughing at that.

My grandma once tried voice-to-text. Multiple people ended up talking and it ended up as: “Hi Hi how are you doing? Do you want us to mail the andie down on Thursday mushroom separation Hi andie what are you barking at love you thank you bye”

@MrFourchords

Ай бұрын

mushroom separation

@KpNightCrawler

Ай бұрын

@@MrFourchords mushroom separation

@sixeleven637

Ай бұрын

"Hi andie what are you barking at"

@Halbidiot

Ай бұрын

​​@@sixeleven637 Oh No, andie is just our coworker who loves to bark

@realmustangboy6437

Ай бұрын

Mushroom seperation And what was Aundie barking at?

matt may not be pregnant but he always delivers 💯💯

@somedinguswholikestea

Ай бұрын

Add noise to Idaho!!!!

@DCBfanboy

Ай бұрын

Emphasis on may

@Shorjok

Ай бұрын

And we can change that

@tokyoishappy

Ай бұрын

@@Shorjok men can get pregnant if you try hard enough

@sukisukughost

Ай бұрын

matt has kids in him‼️‼️‼️‼️

I miss my grandparents heavily. If yours are still alive, you’re blessed. Please call them after this video. I wish I could. ❤

@Logitah

Ай бұрын

I wish mine were too. 😢 Lost my lovely grandmama fairly recently and this reminded me of her. ❤

@Kiddzo.

Ай бұрын

sending prayers ❤️ I talked to my grandmother today(she lives with us) 🙏

@DINURSWARRR

Ай бұрын

Nah

@ChesterApril

Ай бұрын

Lets all just keep it upright.

@itshanithehanman5663

Ай бұрын

I am sorry for your loss. 🙏🙏🙏

I love how after so many consecutive misses he had to put "coco cay" in himself And he still got it wrong 💀

@ilovesmolivsmitssocute

Ай бұрын

coco cat

@HVY526

Ай бұрын

COH CITO CAY

Every time I watch a Matt Rose video, Matt briefly becomes the voice in my head. So, for like an hour after I watch any of his videos, I have Matt Rose telling me to get my geometry homework done before I start the laundry

@yeh.80

Ай бұрын

That's great

@yoongiverse.

Ай бұрын

stop i read this comment in his voice now

@starmothhh

Ай бұрын

I'm watching the video with the sound off but reading it in his voice

@orionskittles

Ай бұрын

i have this too, not even just with matt rose

@jenniferarmstrong5271

17 күн бұрын

​@@orionskittles Same!

LEAPS AROUND MY ROOM

@Chitose_

Ай бұрын

yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee

@ProfessionalBugLover

Ай бұрын

FRRR

@HollisBonezz

Ай бұрын

BOING

@baileyshep1644

Ай бұрын

roblox gravity coil sound effect

@Sypirias

Ай бұрын

This comment section is full of uwu kids

"Fuck safely. Walk quickly." words to live by

Finally it's Matt Rose topless monday

@HVY526

Ай бұрын

I’ve saw a topless Matt Rose before.

@HVY526

Ай бұрын

WHY'D THEY REMOVE THAT COMMENT

@sr.batatao9639

Ай бұрын

@@HVY526 huh

@gudmansal3468

Ай бұрын

5:08

Once I tried to say “I enjoyed that it was a lot of fun” as a voice to text to a friend it came out as “ill enjoy your funeral”

@Agoraphobia2763

Ай бұрын

Classic Fanny..

@Theempicpotato

Ай бұрын

@@Agoraphobia2763 a fellow osc member spotted in the wild :0

@yourlocal4xshipper

Ай бұрын

@@Theempicpotatohello fellow osc member

@rizonza5060

16 күн бұрын

bruh how

@teardropteam

8 күн бұрын

Z sbsbjs abibaa s9wowww

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

@daddychannie_97

Ай бұрын

THE DEER IS OPAQUE

@stormy1303

Ай бұрын

make the opaque deer clear!!

@RhodeCasaway

Ай бұрын

Make the opaque deer clear!

@webkinzismylife27

Ай бұрын

This will drastically affect fishing season.

@aarasko

Ай бұрын

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATUON ❗️ ❗️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🐸 🐸

Once my aunt tried to say “We were on Chestnut street” and it sent as “Our hairy chestnuts eat”

My grandpa's speech to texts were always full of swears because he'd get annoyed at his phone I was the only grandkid who called him regularly so he wouldnt have to text

Thank you Mattress, this is Thank you, a really grape video Thank you.

@Matt_Rose

Ай бұрын

🍇

@TheCaptainAmelia

Ай бұрын

😂 🤭🤦🍇

@jenniferarmstrong5271

17 күн бұрын

🍇

The "Toyota let's go places" part absolutely killed me and cremated me, I can't remember laughing this hard before that, what is even my humor anymore

This is the closest we have ever gotten a sequel to that grandma text videos

"Hope y'all had a great day today I love you behind bars for CP crimes" wth is grandma watching!? 😂❤😂

@jenniferarmstrong5271

17 күн бұрын

KZread.

@FriskDrinksBrisk

13 күн бұрын

probably law and order

I once held the talk to text button accidentally while talking to a friend about something, and what came out was "big birth lore foyer evil rock pepperoni fist" 💀

@KadeoAVvalentine

8 күн бұрын

Lmfaooo Reminds me of that time I spoke to my friend Alaure and I said: "How was it at your grandparents house?" It came out as: *How Manner dildos work and use the moment*

matt's ability to drastically change his voice for dramatic affect is getting stronger. I fear the power he is gaining.

My nana doesn’t know a single thing about technology, and she accidentally recorded a whole conversation on tts and when she finally found out she started screaming and crying asking it to stop. I came in the room, and she had already sent it to my dad. 😂

The “thank you” one has me rolling 🤣

I tried to say "im alright" and "how are you" at the same time... Ended up saying "how are you right" to my grandma

My guess on the one at 4:12 is that it was maybe a pocket-dial? Turned on voice-text by accident and then the phone's trying its hardest to pick up anything intelligible through the fabric of a pocket or purse or something.

@facuzamorano7839

Ай бұрын

What does that Word mean? Idk English a Lot lol

@awhat1435

Ай бұрын

​@@facuzamorano7839 Which one? "Pocket-Dial" means your phone called/messaged someone while it was in your pocket

A doctor I used to work with tried to use voice to text to send a message to his wife saying something along the lines of "Hi dear, I love you." The wording was correct, but the message instead went to one of his patients.

*a selection of gods **_of gods gods_*

@equilibrum999

Ай бұрын

there y can selects for the current cabal a selection of gods of gods, those who shall serve the gods.

6:47 how it sounds to start a diesel engine in the cold

@NoobWithAGun2.0-Offical

Ай бұрын

Literally 💀 🤣

Video idea: fake rumors that people made up. I'll contribute. One kid in the 2nd grade said I liked "kissing apples" 💀💀💀💀💀

Your 'kids with text to speech' and 'parent with text to speech' bonuses at the end were pure gold

I'm dyslexic, so I end up using voice to text a lot when I'm too busy or tired to try to type everything out. I think the worst f up was the time I asked my dad to pick me up and it decided I mean to say "Hey dad, can you f*** me up?" Asterisks and everything. Mortifying.

did we accidentally get rickrolled at 1:05

Merry ✨ bank holiday ✨ qween. Slay‼️ the day away🤪‼️

@Matt_Rose

Ай бұрын

🙌🙌🙌

“Please pp I’m listening speak now” killed me for some reason

3:30 great, now they're putting ads in our messages

@fadi172

Ай бұрын

Toyota, Let's go places

@osheridan

Ай бұрын

I know right, that's so Hey, you look tired. You're overworking yourself. Have a break, and have a KitKat annoying

@lechoni

Ай бұрын

Hey didn't I tell you to clean Empire today

@KingJOYOUSyt

18 күн бұрын

Yo I know u THE MINIONS ARE COMING TO IHOP

4:07 i have a lisp and reading something like that out loud is my worst nightmare

7:50 don't worry he won't remember that in the future when needed anyways

This applies to my life so well. My grandma was gossiping about my cousin and it picked up all of it on voice to text

The only reason I look forward to Monday

@Borbinator

Ай бұрын

Me too tbh

@Meela9088

Ай бұрын

It’s Tuesday in Australia lol

"Find Dadra Scott" is actually terrifying because she may have just summoned an army of grandmothers to stalk with her

@KadeoAVvalentine

7 күн бұрын

"FIND DADRA SCOTT" always kills me

The "Find Dadra Scott" Grandma is 100% a terminator

i'd just like to say that ive been on a discord call with my boyfriend and he's been cackling to your videos for the last 45 minutes. this is the happiest i've seen him in a while- thank you for that!

2:19 Ď̸̛̳̲͉͚̺̤̠̈́͂̔̕È̵̯̫͇̺̩͎͙͖̳̬̠̲̳̂͋́͐̓ͅA̶̮͈͊̉̐͛T̶̡̬̫͖̖̱̻̞͍̼͍͑̉̏́̽̓̊̒͠Ḩ̷̢̡͖̼͉̼͓͉͓͉̦̬͚̹̲̽̈̇̇͠

@-COSMOGIRL-

Ай бұрын

D̸̬̘̟̱̉͒͛͘E̵͔̎̂̏́ͅÀ̶͙̽͛̎͆̆̈̕T̶̯͖̳̣̱̥́̽̄͋̋̋̚Ḣ̸͍̞̤͐

3:40 imagine if the video gets age-restricted for that

@na-ky8ou

Ай бұрын

KZread blocked me from commenting for a day because, in a comment section, Matt had written "say my name" as a reference to Breaking Bad, and I answered "b*tch"....so it's possible.

@goldtheostrich

Ай бұрын

Nah.. I have seen worse ☠️

@somedinguswholikestea

Ай бұрын

@@na-ky8oui once got banned from commenting for a day because i did an impression of packgod i think you can guess why

@na-ky8ou

Ай бұрын

@@somedinguswholikestea Yeah, but in my case "b*tch" was also a Breaking Bad reference

“Latter-day OK Asians” help I’m dying 😂

@autonomouscollective2599

Ай бұрын

So close, and yet so funny!

Can't wait for another Topless Tuesday tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥

@KadeoAVvalentine

Ай бұрын

😭💀 oh my gay

@BinglesP

Ай бұрын

@@KadeoAVvalentine Why yes, I am sapphic, thank you

5:06 bro is fighting demons the demons fr taking control im dieing because of the way he said it xd

MORE VOICE TEXT YESS i'm already falling down the stairs laughing LMAO

@MrFourchords

Ай бұрын

did you die

Thank you Matt Rose for curing Mondays even when you don't need to becuase it's a bank holiday!

Every time I watch your videos: Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe. Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe. Laugh hard. Breathe. Laugh hard. Die laughing. Giggle from the grave. Laugh harder.

You’re hilarious I love this narration it’s a skill most Reddit KZreadrs don’t have

These videos never fail to make me laugh so hard it hurts! Thank you for continuing to make them! I have chronic health issues and need a laugh.

7:45 I mean hey that's still good advice

@Cinnaschticks

Ай бұрын

True. Maybe buy em a book for that topic though. 😂

2:54 thank you.

@Floofi_13

Ай бұрын

Thank you

@Florkie

Ай бұрын

⁠thank you

@thelearningmethod

Ай бұрын

Thank you

@DarlingOhMochi

Ай бұрын

Thank you

@AspenTree_

Ай бұрын

Thank you

Matt Rose is fun for the whole family!

He has an under appreciated way of taking what he reads and putting it to a certain rhythm, with really good timing

1:38 coke is more than ok according to the speech to text feature 😂😂

A selection of gods of gods gods

5:34 Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius!

@autonomouscollective2599

Ай бұрын

John Lennon said it best - Koo-koo-ka-choo

@BLP_Memes

Ай бұрын

NO MO

POV: You're Drake 3:45

@Thegreenestflyintheland

Ай бұрын

💀

The best ones are when the grandparents dissolve into panic, realizing what their phone is writing down or even just realizing that the text to speech is on

it’s always an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION when Rat Moses posts

3:12 - This guy's gotta be an American Southerner. "I'm writin' 'is to let you know..."

Imagine if someone’s voice to text picked up the tv and revealed they were watching something recognizable and embarrassing, like idk my little pony

I can’t decide if I’m thankful or not to have younger grandparents that aren’t hopeless on smart phones as it means I’ll never receive these gems 😂

Matt you ham and cheese sandwich thanks for bringing us this epic boss fight

7:08 he is die

@somedinguswholikestea

Ай бұрын

Oops fruit fruit fruit

@username5155

Ай бұрын

Thank you forever

There was a great website that collected these called No, Siri! No! It came out when Siri was first introduced. This was a little before all of the internet was condensed down to five websites. Goddamn dude, you have the best accent for reading these. I’m cry laughing here.

Hi Matt, thanks to your videos I am able to survive terrible nights with suffocating cough and wasn't able to sleep for 3 days now. Well, I can't laugh that much, but waiting for morning is easier. I wish you infinite amount of inspiration and thank you!

5:15 'Gotta love reading "latter day OK Asians".

Matt actually has a really good grandpa impression at 0:46 💀🧓

Imagine if we put Matt Rose screaming his random gibberish into Text-to-Speech. I feel like it would be sheer chaos, and I'm here for it.

I need more of these grandparent videos they make me burst out laughing every time istg

Would you consider doing a “strangest things found in thrift stores” video? Beacause while volunteering we got donated a teddy bear in full BDSM gear, ball gag and everything.

Always a good day when Matt posts

Never Gonna Give Ya Up -Some grandpa THANK YOU i'm dying of laughter

the funniest part of this whole video is imagining the grandparents tyring to say what they were saying.

2:37 I’m cackling at the way he reads this!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Blessed is one whom sees a Matt Rose notification so soon.

6:30 apple flavoured sweets

@somedinguswholikestea

Ай бұрын

Elf?

@_physically_insane_

Ай бұрын

Why did I read that to the tune of Apple bottom jeans

@somedinguswholikestea

Ай бұрын

@@_physically_insane_ me too

@SnowmanPlaysGames

Ай бұрын

iCandy!1!1!1!1!

7:34 he also used the flag of Liberia instead of the US

2:03 grandma remembered her 1950's

5:10 i just got flashbacks of the 91 yo grandpa using the voice to text at christmas i bet she knows him she said exactly what he said

The best part is that a random transcription mobile app does it so much better. Also this says a lot about what teenagers talk about and stuff

The only channel that always leaves me with tears in my eyes 😂

Thank you for being the only KZreadr left who doesn't censor every swear and every reference to sex or death

1:34 god will never let him say coco cay

Mr. Rose you upload these at the perfect schedule. Its lovely being able to enjoy my sandwich whilst watching your videos during lunchtime at school. Thanks again.

2:01 made me laugh so hard Pepsi came out of my nose! The idea of being called that unintentionally by somebody who is a role model to you is great.